WEBM Thread

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WEBM Thread Anonymous Wed Oct 18 01:43:02 2017 No.9564926 [Reply] [Original]

No WEBM thread? We should fix that, also should keep Jack Posting to a minimum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 01:50:59 2017 No.9564952 I wonder what the consistency of his shits are like

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 01:52:59 2017 No.9564956 >>9564952 Scrambled

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 01:58:12 2017 No.9564973 >>9564952 I wonder if they smell and taste eggy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:02:00 2017 No.9564978 File: 2.08 MB, 796x720, frankenegg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9564952 Disgusting because real eggs are gross.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:37:42 2017 No.9565064 File: 2.91 MB, 480x270, Dragons_Beard.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9564956 Fuck you for putting a smile on my face

Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:41:01 2017 No.9565071
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>>9564926
>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:42:11 2017 No.9565075 >>9565071 how long did it take you to write that

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:43:00 2017 No.9565077 File: 2.91 MB, 700x392, Michael J Fox's House of Pancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565071 hurr durr

Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:43:26 2017 No.9565078
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>>9565071
>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:45:39 2017 No.9565081
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>>9565078
>inb4 gas stove dj
>inb4 teaching tards how to into chopsticks
>inb4 chicken and waffles
>inb4 another food porn thing
>inb4 paying to cook your own eggs
>inb4 handstand on a grocery cart
>inb4 scorpions on a stick
>inb4 hot bitch chugs beer like penises
>inb4 neckbeard chugs wine like penises
>inb4 two shots of vodka (whole pint)
>inb4 Asian dude hates the gay food his bitch made, dishonors famiry
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 canada.webm
>inb4 chopping up a live whale
>inb4 crab victoriously waving paintbrush above his head
>inb4 black lady master watermelon slicer
>inb4 chinky girl makes grilled cheese in a fucking toaster and it actually works
>inb4 a gallon of cheese poured over a hamburger
>inb4 spastic crepe guy
>inb4 stationary knife 3rd world prep station
>inb4 dumplings and titties
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face feeds dog a biscuit (chopping dicks off mentally)
>inb4 samurai chef w/hand fireballs and shit
>inb4 speed tacos
>inb4 chicken in a barrel
>inb4 old guy burns the piss out of a grilled cheese
>inb4 titties and ice cream, then a big ol’ nigger
>inb4 corn cob on a power drill, scalping ensues
>inb4 gearshift sauce packet receptacle
>inb4 endless cycle of beans
>inb4 honeycomb bullshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:47:53 2017 No.9565085 >>9565078 >>9565071 You forgot the shrimp that gets blasted out of a canon and deep fried in like half a second

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:49:41 2017 No.9565092 >>9565085 I actually have not seen that one

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:51:44 2017 No.9565094 >>9565077 where are the pancakes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 03:19:09 2017 No.9565169 File: 2.81 MB, 480x480, Food crime.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crepe is just French for "really thin pancake".

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 03:58:47 2017 No.9565258 >>9565169 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 04:26:32 2017 No.9565328 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, King of The Egg Fortress.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9564926

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 04:29:06 2017 No.9565333 >>9565258 But avocados are super food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 05:11:50 2017 No.9565423 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, Canada.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 05:20:53 2017 No.9565438 File: 1.91 MB, 450x253, shrimpcannon.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565092 www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkaIoH6Um60 The dumpling one is funny too

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 05:27:10 2017 No.9565440 File: 2.93 MB, 1280x720, 1475282271593.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565081 >>9565078 >>9565071 Gotcha asshole

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 05:37:40 2017 No.9565457 >>9565169 horrendous

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 05:54:42 2017 No.9565472 >>9565440 nigga wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 05:57:07 2017 No.9565475 File: 20 KB, 306x306, tumblr_inline_nt0vm22PRG1spsojg_540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565064 To anyone else waiting for this video to get good; it doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 06:11:14 2017 No.9565501 File: 24 KB, 200x200, 1505170737791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9564978

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 06:15:22 2017 No.9565508 >>9564978 How the fuck is it vegan if you put chicken embryo in it? You're literally eating an aborted chick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 06:18:41 2017 No.9565514 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 06:19:49 2017 No.9565516 File: 2.89 MB, 640x352, cans-are-hard.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565514

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 06:20:56 2017 No.9565518 File: 2.53 MB, 320x240, pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 06:22:03 2017 No.9565520 File: 2.89 MB, 480x360, pizza2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565518

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 06:22:35 2017 No.9565521 >>9565508 It's 2017 and information is more readily available than ever Why do people still think that commercially bought chicken eggs are viable

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 06:25:16 2017 No.9565524 File: 612 KB, 693x354, Excuse me while I pick my nose.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565077

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 06:32:16 2017 No.9565534 >>9565521 >people Don't fall for the trap anon: Vegans aren't people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 06:53:02 2017 No.9565561 >>9564978 this is the most pretentious shit i've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 06:59:47 2017 No.9565571 >>9565423 That shit looks like corn syrup, so more like "America"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 07:18:23 2017 No.9565593 >>9565514 >>9565516 >Torturing a knife for the sake of opening a coconut >Hammering a knife into a can and not using a can opener B-but why

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 07:22:40 2017 No.9565607 >>9565475 Based Pepe of time saving I should have listened to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 07:44:38 2017 No.9565644 >>9564978 'we took all of the best parts about eggs (quick, easy, cheap, versatile) and fucked it up!'

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 07:47:03 2017 No.9565649 >>9565169 >'avocado is a healthy alternative to cheese!' these people are dilusional. Just because it's green doesn't mean it's healthy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 08:15:05 2017 No.9565696 >>9564978 >>9565169 >destroyed Teflon warning

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 08:15:14 2017 No.9565697 >>9565169 I hate this shit. You never under no circumstance heat the fucking avocados

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 09:31:00 2017 No.9565832 File: 8 KB, 256x201, 1487653127769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565077 not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 09:32:03 2017 No.9565834 >>9565328 how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 09:36:50 2017 No.9565845 >>9565423 What >>9565571 said. I know people who consume that garbage, but to call "butter syrup" a representative of Canada is an insult.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 09:40:39 2017 No.9565849 >>9565438 is there a version of this where they fire it into a woman's asshole while nasheed music plays?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 09:58:12 2017 No.9565907 >>9565834 backdoor

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 10:01:06 2017 No.9565918 >>9565907 >>newbie replies to copypasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 10:27:02 2017 No.9565990 File: 357 KB, 1280x720, a pinch of pepper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565081 >>9565078 >>9565071 Effin' picky grunts

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 10:30:42 2017 No.9565999 >>9565078 Hot bitch with spinal meningitis is bae tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 10:39:01 2017 No.9566019 File: 58 KB, 1269x710, screenshot005 2017-10-18, 09_38_34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565990 British cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 10:44:48 2017 No.9566027 >>9565990 Hahahaha is he having a laugh

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 10:45:14 2017 No.9566030 File: 752 KB, 1280x720, absolutelyaromatic.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9566019

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 10:50:49 2017 No.9566041 >>9566030 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 10:54:09 2017 No.9566048 >>9566019 you talkin' shit about british food mate?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 10:59:04 2017 No.9566063 >>9566027 >>9566041 it's from those joke videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 11:01:07 2017 No.9566070 >>9565524 I think he's rubbing his gums I think he's on cocaine

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 11:03:22 2017 No.9566081 File: 22 KB, 514x494, 1483939782757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9566063 >"yes it's funny" >it isn't funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 11:03:24 2017 No.9566082 >>9566063 >not posting the webm instead heretic

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 12:41:46 2017 No.9566412 >>9565832 Why do you post this in every fucking thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 12:43:48 2017 No.9566420 >>9565071 >inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon I don't know this one

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 13:02:52 2017 No.9566512 >>9566412 first time in a ck webm thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 13:07:11 2017 No.9566532 >>9565440 jej

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 13:10:10 2017 No.9566543 >>9566081 its pretty funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 13:14:48 2017 No.9566560 >>9565475 I liked it. I think I first saw noodle pulling in a Jackie Chan movie when I was like 10, and I thought it was awesome. Didn't know they did it with candy too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 13:20:37 2017 No.9566581 >>9566030 >>9565990 Is this a Noma parody ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 13:26:56 2017 No.9566594 >>9565440 I have done this before and it is not funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 13:31:29 2017 No.9566608 File: 2.27 MB, 1280x720, 1508266742860.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 13:33:10 2017 No.9566618 File: 903 KB, 620x1693, Dog Ideas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9564926 That man is going to shit like a champ. After sweating enough sulphur to make 50 lbs of black powder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 13:45:47 2017 No.9566680 >>9566608 oh man dats a good webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 13:59:57 2017 No.9566738 >>9566594 Could be worse. Like when you go for a piss.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:07:43 2017 No.9566765 File: 165 KB, 327x316, 1506718576954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9566608 my sides, oh god

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:26:25 2017 No.9566839 >>9565508 >chicken embryo Are you, by any chance, an idiot? The eggs you buy are unfertilized fucktard It's closer to eating a hen's period

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:33:32 2017 No.9566863 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, tacotown.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565071 >inb4 taco town Fuck your shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:34:35 2017 No.9566867 >>9565078 >asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs Nigger that was the OP you turbopleb. Kill yourself.

>>	chop Wed Oct 18 14:35:53 2017 No.9566874 >>9566608 I bet that smelled awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:35:59 2017 No.9566876 >>9566867 it is a freshly made pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:39:12 2017 No.9566887 >>9566560 >I think I first saw noodle pulling in a Jackie Chan movie when I was like 10 Mr. Nice Guy iirc

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:41:15 2017 No.9566896 >>9564978 why do vegans do this

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:43:11 2017 No.9566902 >>9565845 Canada deserves to be insulted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:56:42 2017 No.9566940 >>9565508 There's no egg used in that though. Did you even watch the webm?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 15:46:03 2017 No.9567105 >>9564978 >the lengths vegans have to go to just to have something that kinda sorta resembles a hard-boiled egg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 15:49:51 2017 No.9567116 >>9566896 mental illness

Anonymous Wed Oct 18 15:50:43 2017 No.9567120

>>9565516
The only other time I've seen someone hammer a knife into a can to open it was a documentary about these guys from Africa who emigrated to the United States and went to a supermarket for the first time and then tried to make dinner and had no idea how anything in a first world country worked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 15:52:07 2017 No.9567124 >>9567120 Can openers truly are a first world marvel. How can anyone even compete.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 15:58:40 2017 No.9567138 >>9565078 >inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages I'm still waiting for someone to post this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 16:08:01 2017 No.9567160 >>9565075 It's worse than that, anon He has it saved

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 16:09:58 2017 No.9567169 >>9564978 I'd eat it but I wouldn't bother making it myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 16:13:20 2017 No.9567180 >>9566608 Poor woman. Getting burned there must take ages to heal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 16:23:02 2017 No.9567211 >>9567180 >woman

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 16:23:47 2017 No.9567217 >>9564926 Cannibalism?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 16:24:27 2017 No.9567218 >>9565518 >>9565520 These are honestly depressing to watch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 16:29:19 2017 No.9567237 >>9566608 BRAAAAAAAAAP

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 16:40:39 2017 No.9567281 >>9564978 Doesnt look that bad, I'd eat it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 16:47:02 2017 No.9567311 >>9566863 Yo what the fuck, I just got a cardiac arrest from watching the process of that thing being made.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 16:49:48 2017 No.9567327 >>9567218 Why? Do you like subhumans touching your food?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 16:52:55 2017 No.9567335 >>9566070 I could believe that

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 16:53:44 2017 No.9567338 File: 1.06 MB, 480x470, 1381208283902.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I only has gifs

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 17:07:24 2017 No.9567378 >>9566608 alright that's horrible to do to someone... but it was kind of humorous when she shed her flaming underwear and the fire lit all her ass crack hair aflame

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 17:09:39 2017 No.9567386 >>9566608 what the fuck is going on in this where is this

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 17:09:53 2017 No.9567388 File: 196 KB, 632x759, Audrey_Hepburn_1956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565169 >melting oil

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 17:11:01 2017 No.9567393 File: 2.00 MB, 369x312, 1386151320278.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 17:16:13 2017 No.9567408 >>9567120 Oh God this would be hilarious. Don't suppose you remember the name?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 17:31:11 2017 No.9567452 File: 1.16 MB, 480x358, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9564978 I can feel myself growing mantits

>>	BIGDICKMODMAN Wed Oct 18 17:47:04 2017 No.9567523 >>9565440 why does she need so many peppers???????????????????????????

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 17:56:01 2017 No.9567550 >>9567523 Why do you need so many question marks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 20:07:19 2017 No.9568016 File: 820 KB, 640x640, melon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /r/ing the corn webm coated will all sorts of sauces and shit there's another one on a take-out container too

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 20:10:15 2017 No.9568022 >>9566608 How this is /ck/-related?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 20:12:46 2017 No.9568030 >>9565169 Why was the salt shot at a different angle?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 20:24:35 2017 No.9568057 File: 1.96 MB, 400x400, Absurdly Cheesy Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565071 >inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon Seriously, post this It sounds neat

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 20:26:34 2017 No.9568069 >>9565169 >avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese >put a shitload of cheese in anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 20:29:15 2017 No.9568081 >>9568016 I want her to crush my skull

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 20:36:14 2017 No.9568098 File: 2.87 MB, 480x480, PipingNoAudio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 20:38:51 2017 No.9568105 File: 502 KB, 160x160, 1496791926944.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9566608 fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 20:41:07 2017 No.9568115 File: 2.47 MB, 640x640, Improvised Weapon Black.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9568105

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 20:56:54 2017 No.9568185 >>9564926 WHEN I WAS A LAD

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:00:00 2017 No.9568201 File: 2.87 MB, 852x480, CookiesNoAudio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:02:23 2017 No.9568212 >>9566618 As a Memphian, I feel compelled to say that no one here has ever made a hotdog like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:06:01 2017 No.9568230 File: 2.97 MB, 960x540, You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this. as I hand her a bowl of eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9568212

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:17:48 2017 No.9568270 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, za.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:19:23 2017 No.9568274 File: 1.32 MB, 800x450, laser.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9568057 As requested.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:22:00 2017 No.9568281 >>9568274 huh, I was expecting more https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1508376099565.webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:25:46 2017 No.9568290 >>9566738 >Getting very spicy hot sauce on your glans I'm cringing just thinking about it. Never again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:28:17 2017 No.9568298 >>9565696 Nothing triggers me as hard as that. I'd rather watch ISIS videos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:28:27 2017 No.9568300 File: 42 KB, 600x787, 20e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9568270 Well, now I feel disgusted and probably need to see a therapist, such a sight is going to stick with me for life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:32:46 2017 No.9568304 >>9567218 >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industrial_engineering Automation gets me hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:37:07 2017 No.9568314 >>9567388 Coconut oil is solid at room temp

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:43:58 2017 No.9568337 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, Turkish Ice Cream.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:47:36 2017 No.9568345 File: 571 KB, 1757x666, 1506573316168.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565328 obligatory

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:48:13 2017 No.9568347 Post more Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:48:53 2017 No.9568352 File: 774 KB, 640x640, Erotic Cakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9568347 no

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:51:50 2017 No.9568361 >>9568337 That fun as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 21:57:35 2017 No.9568382 >>9564978 What's with vegans and vegetarians always trying to copy grown-up food? >Hey look, I made this egg which isn't as good as a real egg but at least it looks almost like one!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 22:08:13 2017 No.9568419 File: 1.14 MB, 400x400, avocado.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9568347 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 22:08:43 2017 No.9568421 File: 2.24 MB, 480x270, 190.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9568352

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 22:10:15 2017 No.9568428 >>9568419 this would be a fucking shitshow to fucking eat. How retarded. The buns are there to hold everything together. An Avocado would just dissolve

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 23:03:43 2017 No.9568577 >>9568230 Context?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 23:05:09 2017 No.9568582 >>9568577 She has to eat all the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 23:08:16 2017 No.9568593 >>9568577 Didnt you ask this last time

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 23:30:10 2017 No.9568658 >>9564926 cina tolol

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 00:16:28 2017 No.9568807 >>9564952 There's no way he didn't puke it all up

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 00:20:47 2017 No.9568824 >>9565081 >webms that have only been posted a few times are included in the pasta that's a bit of a stretch

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 00:39:41 2017 No.9568884 >>9568230 Top fukken kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 01:13:48 2017 No.9568981 >>9568098 how do I learn how to do this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 01:25:47 2017 No.9569019 >>9568337 trolling is a art

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 01:50:26 2017 No.9569099 >>9568428 i thought they were gonna stuff it then wrap in bacon or at least smash in between bread at the end. fuck them

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 01:58:16 2017 No.9569122 File: 2.61 MB, 640x800, pumpkin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tis the season y'all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 02:00:28 2017 No.9569125 >>9565169 Mental Illness

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 02:09:35 2017 No.9569139 >>9569122 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 02:21:17 2017 No.9569183 File: 8 KB, 230x219, 1507468933168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565440 >white mom >pile of hot peppers

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 02:33:16 2017 No.9569220 File: 1.81 MB, 1280x1707, 1480948014422.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9568352 >>9568421

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 02:34:48 2017 No.9569222 File: 2.93 MB, 500x280, 1484030060778.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 02:35:56 2017 No.9569227 File: 2.90 MB, 500x280, 1484030408949.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 02:37:04 2017 No.9569229 File: 2.92 MB, 500x280, 1462942697421.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 02:38:09 2017 No.9569234 File: 1.76 MB, 480x480, 1505029632425.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 02:40:34 2017 No.9569239 File: 2.72 MB, 360x640, omelette master.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 02:41:39 2017 No.9569243 File: 1.01 MB, 480x360, omurice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Oct 19 03:08:15 2017 No.9569294
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>>9568057
My inner fatty likes this idea, but my outer autist demands it be served in a bowl so the cheese doesn't overflow onto the table. Also fork and knife seem required.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 03:08:33 2017 No.9569296 File: 1.70 MB, 690x388, 1498146370703.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565475 Thank you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 03:15:32 2017 No.9569301 >>9565075 He's high, you can do anything quickly while high.

Anonymous Thu Oct 19 03:20:44 2017 No.9569310 [DELETED]

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>>9565501
I remember seeing the original of this pic when I was 11 and I couldn't fathom how anyone would want to get that drunk. I asked my dad why ppl drink that much and he said "let's find out shithead" and made me chug a fifth of vodka. I got alcohol poisoning and ended up in the hospital. Asshole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 03:22:38 2017 No.9569313 >>9569310 Why did you type this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 03:27:31 2017 No.9569319 File: 369 KB, 604x338, concern.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565516

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 03:30:28 2017 No.9569329 >>9568345 I saw a webm for the virgin bench, I lost it, can some kind anon upload it please?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 03:41:17 2017 No.9569344 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, The Virgin Egg Merchant and the Chad King of the Egg Fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9569329

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 03:48:40 2017 No.9569351 >>9564926 My dad was right, you are what you eat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 03:50:37 2017 No.9569356 >>9569296 Should have ended after 15 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 04:01:53 2017 No.9569367 >>9565514 THE MIGHTY COCONUTS CAN NOT BE DEFEATED BY YOUR FEMININE WILES

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 04:20:19 2017 No.9569406 >>9569356 When you are watching a webm, there is usually a button labeled "close"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 04:24:17 2017 No.9569418 >>9569294 >Also fork and knife seem required. look at this prissy little faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 04:34:23 2017 No.9569435 >>9564978 I bet that tastes amazing. Dumb way to serve it though.

Anonymous Thu Oct 19 04:37:38 2017 No.9569441

>>9565440
Once when I chopped a bunch of these fucking things, I washed my hands but there was apparently enough hot stuff left under my fingernails that when I masturbated later on it felt like burning and I had to put yogurt up my pussy to make it stop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 04:59:50 2017 No.9569485 >>9569239 god I want to try omurice, the most aesthetic of foods

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 05:10:14 2017 No.9569509 >>9569485 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTf5EgVY5uU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUIMLWwWbwk

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 05:24:41 2017 No.9569552 File: 2.97 MB, 360x360, 1507097382692.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone have any other burger makig webms? Making some tomorrow. Wanting to try something different

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 05:25:04 2017 No.9569554 >>9568290 i did this once for a fiver. just swabbed on some dave's insanity sauce when i had friends over. they ended up leaving after waiting an hour for me to get out the bathroom and i never got the fiver.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 05:38:16 2017 No.9569592 >>9568057 >like cheese >like burgers Yet this webm is one of the most revolting of all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 05:46:48 2017 No.9569612 >>9569418 I bet you also don't dab the grease from your pizza with a paper towel before eating. Fucking barbarian. Pleb shit, right here on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 05:56:42 2017 No.9569632 >>9565520 but who was crust?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 06:06:19 2017 No.9569648 >>9565078 She has cerebral palsy, cocksucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 06:24:44 2017 No.9569679 >>9566618 Why all these countries and then Amsterdam, I tought it was a meme that everyone tought Amsterdam is a country and that nobody knows it is actually in the Netherlands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 06:32:28 2017 No.9569689 >>9569441 Did you had a yeast infection afterwards

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 06:35:18 2017 No.9569696 >>9566594 It's always funny until it happens to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 06:54:36 2017 No.9569729 >>9566887 Ah yeah I see a cooking clip from that movie on YouTube but not the noodle pulling specifically. Thanks Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 07:34:16 2017 No.9569794 File: 302 KB, 606x720, 1491110276094.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9568098 Stop anon, I can only get so erect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 07:35:42 2017 No.9569797 File: 33 KB, 399x384, 4a54e893-75ed-4c85-81f6-24b0503cbb3d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9568230 Never gets old

Anonymous Thu Oct 19 07:41:32 2017 No.9569804

because this thread is gross enough already I had a yeast infection as a male andI am 90% sure I had it because I insisted on eating a cheesecake off the milf I was seeing at the time and to be real with yall make sure you use the bathroom and piss and wash your shit sometime in the next 20 minutes after you have sex because it could save you a lot of trouble

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 07:44:41 2017 No.9569812 >>9568658 islam kontol

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 07:49:34 2017 No.9569822 >>9569804 yeast infections are pretty common for both men and women. it's not a big deal and you didn't get it from eating cheesecake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 08:11:11 2017 No.9569866 File: 3.38 MB, 700x285, 1468910288969.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9564926 That filename...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 08:21:23 2017 No.9569884 >>9569679 Most of those are cities retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 08:22:48 2017 No.9569887 >>9569804 I have fucked two girls with yeast infections on more than one occasion but I have never had a problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 09:16:46 2017 No.9569989 >>9569679 I guess it shows the area of popularity, but also the area of origin. Of course not all hot dog variations can be pinpointed or are more or less contained in one city. But if you can tell exactly where it originated, they show it as that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 09:29:59 2017 No.9570017 >>9569122 >pumpkin >pie also >hotdog with an un-toasted bun Do people actually do this? What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 09:31:11 2017 No.9570018 >>9570017 >Do people actually do this? Lazy ones do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 10:04:10 2017 No.9570099 >>9568016 >not 'that time of the month'.webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 10:34:45 2017 No.9570203 File: 1.56 MB, 1040x526, creme.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565078 thanks senpai

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 10:42:08 2017 No.9570219 File: 116 KB, 253x300, dog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9569509 >Cooking with Dog You got my hopes up you fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 10:44:05 2017 No.9570226 >>9570219 Gomenasai

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 11:03:50 2017 No.9570272 >>9569344 >that one egg that's out of place he probably took it out and put it back out of boredom i crie evrytiem ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 11:11:02 2017 No.9570291 >>9570203 did it taste like salty coins?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 11:13:00 2017 No.9570297 >>9570203 is there an actual source to this please

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 12:02:56 2017 No.9570459 >>9565077 those fucking face twitches while he's spreading out the batter

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 12:26:30 2017 No.9570544 File: 378 KB, 1242x1229, tumblr_ouxapfn4kj1qdkz98o3_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565169 I dont give a shit about you memers, this looks delicious. Could use some red onion or cilantro or lime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 12:29:45 2017 No.9570556 >>9566412 You just dont get it. Its le eppic funny xd because people do it a lot. Doing things repeatedly only makes them funnier!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 12:32:31 2017 No.9570569 >>9569552 Add liver to the meat grinder mixture. Makes the patty much much better

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 12:35:17 2017 No.9570578 >>9570203 Why do Americans find obese people attractive?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 12:37:46 2017 No.9570582 >>9570578 American here. I think obese people are gross as fuck. There's nothing more unattractive than a fatty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:01:34 2017 No.9570671 File: 60 KB, 495x507, 1458435412539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9569552 >hand tattoos

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:03:38 2017 No.9570679 >>9564978 That has to be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:06:42 2017 No.9570682 >>9570679 I think most of the reaction images on this site are far, far dumber.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:08:25 2017 No.9570689 >>9565520 Holy fuckballs, thanks a ton. That was neat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:11:13 2017 No.9570700 File: 1.91 MB, 640x640, 1508412401003[1].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got loadsa cooking webums that have sound.....which i can't post here. fuck you moot mk2

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:12:30 2017 No.9570706 >>9570700 That's not food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:14:26 2017 No.9570713 >>9566608 >>9566680 >>9566765 Praise Allah for warosu.org or I'd never have been able to see it. Thank you /ck/ mods for censoring our cooking content while leaving up all the McChicken shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:16:07 2017 No.9570722 File: 2.99 MB, 1000x414, 1508370668158[1].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9570706 I know...all my cooking webums have sound.... so i can't post them here. I only have non cooking webms without sound

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:16:15 2017 No.9570724 >>9567120 They just didn't want to engage in cultural appropriation of European inventions. You should thank them for being diverse and shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:16:52 2017 No.9570725 >>9570722 So fuck off to /gif/ then and stop posting off topic shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:17:36 2017 No.9570734 >>9566874 Well of course she did, they almost never bathe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:24:38 2017 No.9570759 >>9568274 >getting vaporized bacon grease all over the optics They must not care about their equipment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:27:15 2017 No.9570766 >>9565169 >>9565649 Even worse, they go to all that trouble to make something "healthy" and then they dump it all over pasta. :-/ Enjoy your healthy diabetes. :-/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:29:20 2017 No.9570773 >>9569552 >putting mayo into sauce wew just use vegetable oil instead ya dingus

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:38:16 2017 No.9570796 >>9569441 Pics of inflamed pussy or it didn't happen

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:38:42 2017 No.9570798 File: 1006 KB, 640x352, pipes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:42:10 2017 No.9570806 >>9568577 an old /fit/ green-text

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:48:24 2017 No.9570826 >>9569441 Show us your cooter bitch I wanna see that yogurt dripping out

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 14:15:33 2017 No.9570921 >>9568270 wow ulililia really cleaned up his life old habits die hard tho i guess

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 14:19:25 2017 No.9570941 >>9570798 what is happening here

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 14:20:50 2017 No.9570946 >>9570773 vegetable oil is not a proper substitute for mayo in the sauce m8

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 14:22:04 2017 No.9570952 >>9569122 Jesus Christ

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 14:25:02 2017 No.9570964 File: 220 KB, 1536x1956, 1507986662218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9564973 >taste

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 14:26:02 2017 No.9570973 >>9570941 Boiling coffee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 14:28:38 2017 No.9570981 >>9570973 how? is the wok underneath the sand just very hot?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 14:36:26 2017 No.9571010 >>9570946 therefore mayo doesnt belong in the sauce

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 14:36:55 2017 No.9571014 File: 210 KB, 970x1139, eggs .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9568230 Obligatory

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 14:37:18 2017 No.9571015 >>9569294 you soft, fat fool

Anonymous Thu Oct 19 14:43:38 2017 No.9571033

Id just like to issue a quick thank you to the mod who issued me a warning for posting non-ck related webums.

they were right to do this and should be commended for the hard work they do.
look what happens to other boards where the mods don't reprimand people for posting off-topic. We're lucky to have high quality mods on /ck/. not even joking

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 14:49:15 2017 No.9571047 >>9568201 >all that sugar do Americans really do this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 15:32:35 2017 No.9571148 >>9568201 what's the brown-ish fluid at 0:10? some kind of sauce for flavor?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 15:34:32 2017 No.9571155 File: 296 KB, 556x720, 11498-248138333.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9571047 vanilla extract.... lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 15:36:55 2017 No.9571161 >>9566048 Just talking shit about shit m8

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 15:38:17 2017 No.9571165 >>9571148 vanilla you fucking moron

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 15:51:28 2017 No.9571200 >>9569552 That looks really good but why add salt at every step? There's bound to be lots of salt in the ketchup and cheese

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 15:52:29 2017 No.9571205 >>9571155 >>9571165 welp of course, thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 15:57:12 2017 No.9571223 >>9568577 Welcome aboard, friend!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 15:58:05 2017 No.9571225 File: 1.94 MB, 406x498, Butter Challenge.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9565078 >>inb4 butterslut Thanks for reminding me. I'm genuinely curious about the Hibachi fire and the hot girl with meningitis, I don't remember seeing them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 16:04:21 2017 No.9571256 >>9565649 Avocado is way healthier than cheese though you retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 16:09:39 2017 No.9571281 >>9566839 >ingesting the period of a chicken is vegan >drinking a cows breast milk is not vegan pick one

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 16:12:41 2017 No.9571295 >>9568057 >Gloriousy messy Alright that pisses me off. Not only is the bread going to be soggy as fuck, but my hands are going to be disgusting the entire time I'm eating it. Give me a fork and knife

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 16:20:55 2017 No.9571324 >>9568016 god i wish what were me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 16:28:23 2017 No.9571350 >>9570941 Turkish sorcery.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 16:33:50 2017 No.9571371 >>9567408 No, I saw it back in high school, I wanna say it had "Lost Boys" in the name or was about a group called the "Lost Boys." IIRC they were Darfur refugees or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 16:34:18 2017 No.9571373 >>9565514 >not using your trusty under-sink katana to open your coconuts https://youtu.be/ueSTeM3vu4Y?t=112

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 16:36:39 2017 No.9571379 >>9568270 He looks so fucking retarded eating the second one

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 16:39:21 2017 No.9571388 File: 7 KB, 208x242, feels.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9567393 >tfw no friendly rodent living in your walls

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 17:01:20 2017 No.9571451 >>9569234 how can i do this

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 17:06:47 2017 No.9571472 >>9564973 haha

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 17:17:54 2017 No.9571503 >food that virgins will never understand

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 17:28:09 2017 No.9571543 >>9568057 how are you supposed to even eat it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 17:41:32 2017 No.9571592 >>9568274 lasers don't cook, they vaporize matter. Also not having a vacuum for the smoke is not only stupid for that photo, it could be deadly when using it on other matter

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 17:43:02 2017 No.9571595 >>9570941 Burning the hell out of coffee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 17:43:38 2017 No.9571596 >>9571592 So when on Star Trek they use the lasers to heat rocks to cook on/stay warm, that wouldn't work and they'd just vaporize the rocks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 17:52:41 2017 No.9571625 >>9571596 No, they definitely heat up matter. That anon is memeing you.

>>	chop Thu Oct 19 18:01:10 2017 No.9571646 File: 166 KB, 1001x667, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9571596 >>9571625 Phasers are particle beams, not lasers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:03:15 2017 No.9571651 >>9571646 lasers heat up matter m8

>>	chop Thu Oct 19 18:05:34 2017 No.9571656 >>9571651 I didn't say they don't. Any influx of energy will heat up matter. Bullets heat up matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:09:56 2017 No.9571667 >>9571656 but using bullets for heating up something is retarded, while it can be relatively practical with a laser

>>	chop Thu Oct 19 18:11:49 2017 No.9571673 >>9571667 I didn't say a single word against lasers. Just pointed out that ST phasers are particle weapons. It's very very important unless you have ANYTHING else going in your life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:12:29 2017 No.9571675 >>9564978 isnt being vegan about saving lives? then why add yeast when you're literally murdering millions of bacteria?

Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:12:55 2017 No.9571676

>>9571596
The guy you are replying to is wrong.

A laser is nothing more than a beam of light in which all the photons are traveling in the same direction. If the light is intense enough then it can vaporize things, but at lower power it would just heat things up. It's no different than a heat lamp or warming yourself in the sun.

Industrial laser cutting machines are designed to be powerful enough to vaporize the material they are cutting. But if you adjust the power down then they'd simply heat the material up instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:13:29 2017 No.9571677 >>9571451 draw the lines to be made darkest with pancake batter in the pan, after a few seconds draw the lighter lines, to finish pour batter over whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:13:34 2017 No.9571678 >>9571675 being a vegan is about virtue signaling and groupthinking with your friends

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:14:29 2017 No.9571681 >>9571675 They're not yet a level 5 vegan It's like a cult

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:14:34 2017 No.9571682 >>9565169 >healthy alternative to cheese! >adds cheese ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:17:14 2017 No.9571686 >>9571646 Filtered.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:18:03 2017 No.9571689 File: 2.75 MB, 624x380, 1508378618140a.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9571503

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:20:02 2017 No.9571695 >>9571689 BLUE BOARD

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:20:35 2017 No.9571697 >>9571689 unacceptable

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:23:29 2017 No.9571701 >>9565169 yea but it's fuckin' green

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:27:55 2017 No.9571712 >>9565849 lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:29:04 2017 No.9571717 >>9569441 tits or gtfo

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:29:54 2017 No.9571719 >>9571689 oh god i feel sick

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:30:51 2017 No.9571721 >>9568098 This is almost sexy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:42:28 2017 No.9571752 >>9570921 lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:47:37 2017 No.9571763 >>9571689 is this what sex is really like??

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:53:54 2017 No.9571781 >>9564978 >agar powder i hope to god that's not the same sort of agar you use in microbiology labs

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:58:38 2017 No.9571799 >>9571763 yes its fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 18:59:35 2017 No.9571802 >>9568290 i scratched my dick like ten minutes after crushing some dried piri piris in my hand and ended up calling a nurse before I realized what happened and it was on the fucking shaft

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 19:24:20 2017 No.9571878 >>9571781 agar is just algae cell walls that are fine for both bacterial cultures and people cultures to eat. The AZNs have been using it as a THICCener in desserts for millennia

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 19:26:01 2017 No.9571888 >>9571878 the sterile plates still smell bad though, must be the added nutrients

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 19:35:24 2017 No.9571936 >>9565064 >>9565475 got this when i was in korea it was interesting, the strands are so fine at that point that it kind of melts in your mouth, the filling was nuts and maybe a syrup of some sort

Anonymous Thu Oct 19 19:38:10 2017 No.9571950
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>>9571371
A group of these guys were hired as weekend janitors by my school district. Never heard a word of English from any of them but they showed up in a beat up Kia Sedona every Friday afternoon and seemed to hate everything and everyone. This was in Arizona, apparently a lot of them were sent there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 19:40:14 2017 No.9571960 >>9565440 wheres the rest?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 19:42:21 2017 No.9571967 File: 166 KB, 555x1142, revelational.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9571689 >suddenly have no desire to fap Wtf is this magic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 19:43:22 2017 No.9571970 >>9564978 Every time I watch this I notice something new. Even the camera zoom at the start of the webm seems pretentious now. Fucking vegans

Anonymous Thu Oct 19 19:53:28 2017 No.9571999

>>9569689
No, yogurt is actually really good for vaginal health, and I don't think chilli would cause a yeast infection anyway.

Apparently there's a spike in yeast infections around Christmas though, all those chicks using those novelty giant candy canes...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 20:26:42 2017 No.9572122 >>9568981 get a book practice

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 20:29:54 2017 No.9572134 File: 52 KB, 576x472, Scoob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9571047 yep, America is the only place that has confectioneries and sweets

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 20:36:43 2017 No.9572158 >>9570544 >memers faggot levels reaching all-time high

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 20:52:25 2017 No.9572203 File: 32 KB, 407x400, daniel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9568098 Anyone else want it violently exploded into the back of their throat, filling their mouth and sprayed all over their face?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 20:56:08 2017 No.9572218 >>9565077 Please come back Abe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 20:56:14 2017 No.9572219 >>9571256 How, exactly?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 21:51:54 2017 No.9572395 >>9569552 those tomatoes better be home grown, or i will publicly flog that son of a bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 22:08:02 2017 No.9572447 >>9570578 American here, too. Obese woman should be fixed and quarantined from the rest of society. Women like in that webm are disgusting and the thought of sex with her would repel most men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 22:11:18 2017 No.9572458 >>9571763 No, this is beautiful compare to sex >the way I do it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 22:59:42 2017 No.9572657 >>9572395 heirloom tomatos xD

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 23:10:06 2017 No.9572695 File: 1.99 MB, 206x400, Powdered Tongue.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9571689 This just really is too much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 23:12:08 2017 No.9572705 >>9572219 Avocado is largely made up of monounsaturated fatty acids Cheese is pretty much all saturated fat

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 23:29:43 2017 No.9572783 >>9571689 WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 23:33:03 2017 No.9572802 >>9572219 >100g avocado >150 calories >100g cheddar cheese >400 calories

Anonymous Thu Oct 19 23:44:01 2017 No.9572863

>>9569552
I want to point out what no one else is realizing here, he basically just made a homemade bigmac minus the middle bun.

>"Special Sauce"-Exactly the recipe for Big Mac Sauce
>Two super thin patties
>two slices of cheese
>Gratuitous amounts of shitty shredded lettuce
>Way too few pickles that were obviously pulled out of an actual McDonalds burger

I mean the only additions are the tomato and the lack of a third bun slice.

Anonymous Thu Oct 19 23:46:21 2017 No.9572882

>>9570981
It's a sandbath, it is used in Chemistry a lot, basically it is a bunch of sand in a metal pan that is heated, the sand retains the heat and you can rapidly heat a container by apply the heat to all surfaces of it instead of just the bottom and it can get MUCH hotter than boiling water.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 23:49:52 2017 No.9572899 >>9572802 I agree that avocado is healthier but you are making a great argument that our position is held by idiots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 00:12:41 2017 No.9573002 >>9568016 Now THAT'S a proper abortion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 01:17:10 2017 No.9573211 >>9569441 nice blog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 01:18:12 2017 No.9573216 >>9568201 Breddy good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 01:18:16 2017 No.9573218 >>9571689 Laughed audibly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 02:57:15 2017 No.9573551 >>9565440 bitch doesn't know how to hold a knife

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 03:02:02 2017 No.9573567 >>9569019 damn that bring's me back

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 03:07:46 2017 No.9573575 >>9570798 First two are great, last one is shit. You generally don't get them all in one cup for this reason

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 03:10:49 2017 No.9573579 File: 3.92 MB, 480x270, xhEMKzFt2k0Te.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9570796 >>9570826 >>9571717 >showing your pussy to autistic betacucks ever nice try subhumans

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 03:31:12 2017 No.9573615 >>9571689 I watched the entire thing and hated every second of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 03:32:46 2017 No.9573618 >>9569222 >>9569227 >>9569229 this is so fucking stupid

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 03:40:47 2017 No.9573644 File: 296 KB, 717x436, f78.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9569441 >I had to put yogurt up my pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 03:45:53 2017 No.9573660 >>9571225 the line of butter running down her tongue at the end gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 03:46:29 2017 No.9573662 >>9572705 saturated fat isn't bad for humans

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 03:50:39 2017 No.9573673 >>9571148 Soy sauce.

Anonymous Fri Oct 20 03:56:57 2017 No.9573693
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>>9572447
Because obesity isn't just as disgusting on men, right?

I have a fat man story I want to share with you.

>Be me, on second floor of a college building that's in construction mode. Workers everywhere, boards, nails, etc...
>Elevator is a work in progress. It's an old building, the elevator broke several safety codes and had to be shut down for repairs.
>That's cool, just take the stairs.
>Chilling in front of room, waiting for other class to let out so I can go in.
>Hear the faint whirring of a rascal.
>On his candy apple red rascal sits perhaps a 500 lb. human "male", his stomach a shape I can't even begin to describe. It was perhaps most akin to a playing card club if it were upside down.
>Candy apple fat fat isn't happy about something, and there's a maintenance man walking behind him. Assume the problem lies in the elevator.
>But it can't lie in the elevator. Fatty is on 2nd floor. And he didn't walk up here, that's for damn sure.
>Watch as the rascal flub chub and maintenance man make their way past the soda machine, past the computer room, and to the bathrooms.
>Watch for a solid two or three minutes as the rascal bound chumba wumba blubbers on about how he can't get his rascal over the door stop bump to go into the bathroom.
>Watch as he complains about this being against code.
>Watch as he complains about legal wrongdoings against him.
>Maintenance man apologizes and opens the door to the staff bathroom for the jiggly jammer. It's got a wider door than the regular bathrooms and no speed bump. There's even a metal handicap bar. The rascal can safely enter.
>Watch as a 50-something year old, 500 lb. male grunts and declares that he doesn't even want to use their bathroom now, he's so disgusted with the building.
>mfw a 500 lb. man took an off-limits elevator to get to the 2nd floor just to take a dump... and then threw a fit about it and decided to hold it in because 'muh rascal equality'.

I wonder how long he was able to hold it in...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 04:07:57 2017 No.9573707 >>9569552 Funny that he uses the chinaman mayo

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 04:11:27 2017 No.9573712 >>9568057 Puttin' the hell back in hellthy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 04:19:17 2017 No.9573723 >>9571047 Make cookies? Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 04:20:17 2017 No.9573727 >>9568274 Is that even allowed? I mean ceramic plate with lasers? Ours has the grill beneath because the laser needs to be deflected back properly. How is this proper?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 04:25:23 2017 No.9573738 >>9569294 I ate a 'burger' like this in Texas.. It was pretty good, but exactly what you would expect. Odd thing was the waitress didn't bring me a fork and knife until I asked... Like I was going to pick up this fucking thing with my hands..

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 04:25:59 2017 No.9573740 >>9569183 Your mom not cook with em much?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 05:21:37 2017 No.9573838 >>9572695 What os that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 08:59:54 2017 No.9574212 >>9572705 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 10:09:43 2017 No.9574415 >>9570203 H I G H T E S T I G H T E S T

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 11:57:56 2017 No.9574720 >>9571689 i'm laughing hysterically

Anonymous Fri Oct 20 14:08:03 2017 No.9575198
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>>9565081
>inb4 pizza vending machine
>inb4 automation frozen pizza
>inb4 cadaver slicer
>inb4 pancake making on coke
>inb4 omurice egg slicing
>inb4 chinaman pancakes
>inb4 corn hair roller
>inb4 cream funnel on cakes
>inb4 churros ice cup
>inb4 chocolate globe petals
>inb4 melting chocolate globe
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 bees on cake vendor
>inb4 turkish ice cream trickery
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 green avo macaroni
>inb4 fried shrimp cannon
>inb4 dancing squid trick
>inb4 kay's motor oil egg
>inb4 cheeseburger cocktail
>inb4 carved ice whiskey ball
>inb4 dumpling mouth vacuum
>inb4 pastry baking in oven
>inb4 fake avocado egg
>inb4 pizza with plastic forks&knife fag
>inb4 ugly glazed cake

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