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Post snacks or foods that make you angry due to their format or how they're meant to be eaten.

Pic related, chocolate bars that are shaped and divided unevenly should be destroyed.

>> No.9561488

i am angry
angry because of chocolate

>> No.9561500

Frosted cupcakes. Just fucking no.

>> No.9561501
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9561501

>>9561487
>breaking pieces off

How dainty.

>> No.9561502

>>9561488
Ok

>> No.9561508

>>9561487
your autism is too strong. chocolate is pretty good any way it is served.

>> No.9561519
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9561519

anything that has a chalky, crunchy texture makes me angry because it makes me squirm with disgust every time. We have these traditional confections where I'm from that people devour and I hate. Sad part is that they're really yummy otherwise.

>> No.9561536
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9561536

i hate anything crunchy, spongey, thick(fucking gross), or chalky, and soupy or bready

that garbage is fucking gross, I cant stand onion either, they gum up my mouth and taste like armpit...

>> No.9561540

>>9561536
Why do so many people hate onion? Onion is fucking god tier. Is it the texture?

>> No.9561545

>>9561536
>I hate any and all food

Do you subsist on an IV drip or something

>> No.9561546

>>9561536
So you can only eat creamy foods?
How fat are you?

>> No.9561547

>>9561536
>literally hates 99% of food textures

why are you here

>> No.9561548

>>9561540
onions is disgusting fuck you

>> No.9561551

>>9561540
They can be kind of sulfurous, I can see why it'd turn someone off.

>> No.9561557

I'm not a big fan of any sweet that's glazed entirely and is automatically messy to eat. But it's mostly because I don't like having sticky fingers, I still fucking love donuts.

>> No.9561684

Butterfinger bars. Every other one of the damn things always seems to already be broken apart as soon as you take it off the shelf. I guess it's just autism at work here since the ads always show them perfectly intact, but the reality is they're very brittle.

>> No.9561988

>>9561500

The frosting is what turns me off of cupcakes entirely. Either it's a strong flavor that offsets the cupcake like Cream Cheese or it's just a pile of flavorless sugar ontop of a cake made of sugar.

>> No.9562001
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9562001

These would always leave a weird film in my mouth

>> No.9562051

Room temp coke/Pepsi
>leaves coating in mouth that is barf worthy
Heath bar / butterfinger / hard candy
>chewing on hard candy or crunching with teeth makes me want to kill myself. Even worse is ice cream with little pieces of hard candy in it.
Tripe
>texture is gross as fuck, and the thought is doubly bad
Caraway seeds
>eating a sausage and crunch down on one of these piece of shits almost cracking a tooth
Bones/gristle/chunks of hard shit
>eating burger or hot dog and crunch down on unexpected teeth breakers make me instantly stop eating and disgusted.
Bones in fish
>seriously, fuck you.

Most everything else I'm good with

>> No.9562061

>>9561487
What is Alpine Milk, and how is it different from non-Alpine milk??

>> No.9562067

>>9562061
It's a brand. Nothing more.

>> No.9562385

>>9561487
Got that here under a different name, and i'm torn between autism telling me this is NOT ok and loving how it feels to bite into these.

>> No.9562390

>>9562051
You sound like a massive faggot

>> No.9562412

>>9562390
ikr

I too enjoy boting out on hard bones in my meat products

fuck that anon for not liking what we like, he's a faggot

>> No.9562542

>>9562001
You're not alone.

>> No.9562810

>>9561501
so edgy man

>> No.9562832

>>9562001
>Weird film
>2001

>> No.9562914

>>9561548
>>9561551
you're not meant to eat it raw, you doofus

>> No.9562923

>>9561557
this
i eat hotwings with a knife and fork

>> No.9562964

That japanese ramen where you dip the noodles in the broth and eat the toppings separately

I like my ramen al dente but thats a little excessive.

>> No.9563615
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9563615

i don't like my burgers to be a chore to eat.

>> No.9563627

>>9561500
>>9561988
What about a proper buttercream?

>> No.9563644
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9563644

I fucking hate that they're individually wrapped when no human being alive just eats one. And then you end up with a wad of foil and little skinny papers. ENOUGH of this bullshit. Just sell them unwrapped and in a bag.
>inb4 shit tier chocolate
I don't fucking care. I'm not here to impress you with what I eat. I don't have autism.

>> No.9563665

>>9561540
I love raw onion and eat it cooked, but the texture of cooked is admittedly terrible.

>> No.9563696

>>9562051
>heath bar / butterfinger / hard candy
>Caraway seeds
are your teeth made of chalk or something?

>> No.9563814

keep the autism coming guys, this is great

>> No.9563943

>>9561487
Very dry pastries
Like anything spongey Wich is also too dry I would rather eat rat shit than biting into that

>> No.9563950

>>9563644
I like the extra work of having to unwrap each one
Lesser candy comes coated in candy and you can just eat it by the handful, this candy is classy

>> No.9563964

>>9562051
>hating on tripes
Opinion dismissed.

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9565168

>>9561487
Does this upset you, OP?

>> No.9565207

>>9565168
holy FUCK is this wrong
but holy hell is it geometric

>> No.9565254
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>>9563615
This so much. I basically hate any food that's impossible to eat without making a fucking mess.

>> No.9566953

cooked vegetables and such, which is ironic because they are some of my favorite foods when raw

>> No.9567036

>>9565168
looks like it would hurt your hands

>> No.9567243

>>9563627
>anything proper about buttercream
That's even worse. Buttercream is just sugar slop no matter how good it is.

>> No.9567430

crunch, taste great, nice little snack that keeps you filled
but holy hell are they a mess if you dont eat them properly. I usually break it up into small pieces while its still in the pack and that solves the problem. Somehow, someway though I still find a crumb or two on my shirt

>> No.9567431
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9567431

>>9567430
woops

>> No.9567529

>>9562051
I actually agree with that shit, anything that puts unexpected hard shit in my mouth can get fucked.

>> No.9568013

>>9565207
My sides are in orbit after reading this in Gottfrieds voice.

>> No.9568051

>>9563696
Are yours made of case hardened steel? There's literally nothing good about crunching down on a piece of bone or rock hard seed when you're not prepared for it

>> No.9568569
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>>9561487
It's broken silken tofu cooked with minced pork. It tastes alright if cooked perfectly but i hate it looks. Our home version would have seaweed and prawns and that thing is gross as leftovers

>> No.9568581

>>9567430
>>9567431
fucking hell this. I tossed one into my bag on the way to work and when I got there the whole thing was literally powder.

>> No.9568587

>>9565168
This looks like a car tire

>> No.9569781
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9569781

>>9562001

>> No.9569783

>>9561487
any casserole

a bunch of shit thrown in a baking dish isn't a meal, it's just garbage

>> No.9569802

>>9562061
Alpine milk came from cows kept in the Alps, grazing fresh grass and whatnot, giving the milk richer taste. At least that's what they tell people.

>> No.9569818
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9569818

>Supposed to be eaten with chop sticks
>Portion sizes are slightly too big for your mouth
>Bits fall off as you pick it up or try to dip in soy

Is Sushi the ultimate example of food preoccupied with form at the expense of function?

>> No.9569830

>>9569818
Actually sushi was originally meant as finger food.
I suggest you sick bigger dicks to stretch your ol' sushi hole, mate.

>> No.9569842

>>9563644
>He is so fucking greedy and fat that he can't spend 1 second opening a wrapper on each chocolate

Just fucking buy liquid chocolate by the barrel and slurp it up with a straw you goddamn pig.

>> No.9569875
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9569875

I don't know who was in the wrong there but I was eating a fish soup and there were bones in the meat. I complained that I don't like having to constantly interrupt eating to pick out bones out of meat but I was treated like I was being picky.

>> No.9569881
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>>9569875
In general I hate it when I can't enjoy my food with a peace of mind. Like I don't know if this means the meat is bad but when I eat a steak and it has these strings or whatever that can't be chewed.

>> No.9569931

>>9565168
I'm eating some right now, it's pretty good chocolate

>> No.9569938

>>9569881
>eating steak at a restaurant
>bite into more than one chunk of impossible to bite through fat
>have to start doing surgery on the steak to remove any of them
>25% or more of steak isn't edible at the end

>> No.9569948

Pizzerias that put unstoned olives on the pizza (seemed horrifyingly common in Austria).

>> No.9569957

>>9569881
>Like I don't know if this means the meat is bad
Lol, what?
Stringy bits are connective tissue. It has nothing to do with food safety. It does, however, mean you have a poor quality steak. Not an unsafe steak, just a cheap cut of meat not worthy of being prepared as a steak.

>>9569938
Fat is soft, anon. It's the softest part of a steak. It's softer than meat. If you find something you can't bite through that's gristle. Connective tissue. Tendons. Not fat.

Keep in mind that different cuts of steak have different levels of fat or connective tissue in them. A fillet aka tenderloin or fillet mignon has no fat or connective tissue in it. If you are easily triggered by fat or gristle then order that, because it will never contain any. Oh, and whatever that restaurant was sounds like you should never order a steak from there. I hope to god it wasn't a "steak house".

NY strip has a layer of fat along one side of it. Otherwise none. A ribeye, which is one of the most flavorful cuts, will often have fat in the center. So will any steak that includes multiple different muscles, like porterhouse or T-bone. The sirloin--usually among the cheapest "Steak" cuts--is the most likely to contain both fat and gristle.

>> No.9569965

>>9569957
I dunno anon, it seemed like fat whenever I encountered it.

Big cloudy white/off yellow rubbery chunks not only around the outside of a steak but also found inside? Just looks like fat that wasn't cooked down.

>> No.9569966

>>9569830
I can't imagine anyone eating it with chopsticks and then trying to dip it fishside down into soysauce.

>> No.9569974

>>9569965
>it seemed like fat whenever I encountered it.
It clearly didn't because fat isn't chewy. It's really soft.

Now what might be confusing you is that fat is often attached to a layer of connective tissue. Look carefully at a NY strip, for example. You've got the meat in the center. Along one edge there is a thin layer of connective tissue that surrounds the muscle. Then attached to that is the iconic strip of fat. If you weren't aware that both were present you might look at the fat and blame that for the chewiness where the real culprit is the connective tissue aka "silverskin" between the fat and the meat.

Fat isn't chewy even when it is totally raw. But fat often is found in the same place as connective tissue. What cut was your steak? Right now I'm guessing either sirloin or a low-grade ribeye. Those are both likely to have chunks of fat and connective tissue in the middle.

>> No.9569978

>>9569966
sushi usually has a flap over the edge and should be conservatively dipped into the sauce

>> No.9570016
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>>9563665
Raw onion is disgusting. Cooked onion is fine.

>> No.9570029

>>9561487
Spherical veggies/tubers/fruits. I don't like food exploding in my mouth; the flavors are usually overpowering, and often taste bitter to me.

>> No.9570031

>>9570016
Baby.

>> No.9570144

>>9561684
They cling in your teeth too fuck that noise

>> No.9570168

>>9561540
When I was a waiter I'd be picking up plates, Families through the day would finish several plates of food, great food, but without fail... Morning, lunch, Any day of the week. Red onion was usually left over.

I love onion and I know it goes great with those dishes too.
Fucking wasteful.

>> No.9570255

>>9565168
looks aesthetic

>> No.9570260

>>9567243
yea nah shut up buttercream is class

>> No.9570347

Crabs/Shrimps

>> No.9570366

>>9562001
Theres often potato starch in powdered sugar to keep it from clumping together. That might be why.

>> No.9570396

>>9561536
>crunchy
>spongy
>thick
>chalky
>soupy
>bready
Do you subsist on photosynthesis? You described 90% of food.

>> No.9570454
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9570454

>tfw uncontrollable gag reflex that gets triggered by the stupidest shit
>chunky sauce/chili/salsa/etc, or finding large chunk of tomato eating pizza
>meat with too much gristle or bite into piece of hard fat
>have almost thrown up in public on countless ocassions and it pisses me off
>cant enjoy a lot of food because of it

>> No.9570779

>>9569781
Top

>> No.9572105
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9572105

>>9561487
>let's pull apart the cheese into the tiniest little strips so I can barely taste shit

>> No.9573622

>>9565168
You could make a whole nother chocolate bar with the amount of chocolate they saved in making it that shape

>> No.9573632

>>9573622
And that's precisely what they do when they pour liquid chocolate into moulds.

>> No.9573719

>>9565254
you don't even have to be a roach to be able to eat döner properly, come on.

>> No.9573734

>>9572105

And people look at me like I'm a monster when I take bites out of it because I want to actually fucking taste it.

>> No.9573760
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9573760

I think hard shell tacos are poorly thought up. Of all the sandwich type portable foods, they place everything in a shell that easily breaks right along the surface holding all the contents. Even if it holds together the always open design can cause everything to fall out the back. It also doesn't load easily or hold very much.

>>9569875
similar, but I have no idea how people expect to eat goat curry. It is always served in little chunks with at least 75% of it being bone. Do people seriously just spend half their meal trying to dig out the small bits of meat hidden in the little nooks of the bones?

>> No.9573811

>>9561519
This looks tasty but I xant find any recipe thats not written in peruvian

>> No.9573982
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>>9561487

youre legit autistic kid

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9574048

>>9567529

>> No.9574055

>>9563665
Onion is always great
best way to eat onion?
>Campfire
>but onion underneath it
>wait
>take it out
>get rid of the black
>take a bite

>> No.9574062

>>9569966

you can't dip one end into the soy and take a bite from the rice/fish covered end?

its absorbed into the rice,
sif u rubbing it on the fish

>> No.9574470

>>9563644
What I don't like is how awkward they are to bite into. Like your teeth just slide down the side.

>> No.9574895

>>9561536
I'm sorry sir, you have the autism

>> No.9576683

>>9565168
looks like the bottom of a sneaker

>> No.9576729
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9576729

>>9561487
Pixie stix I love em but the tip always gets wet from my mouth and I can't get it all. Also huge flat rainbow suckers piss me off. How the hell am I supposed to fit it in my mouth. I can't. I have to lick it like a retarded animal.

>> No.9577821
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>>9561487
They're heaven's fruit but you need to grab it each by hand to enjoy eating it which is always a mess.
It's worth it though, not even mad.

>> No.9577824

>>9561500
But a cupcake without frosting is just a muffin.

>> No.9577827

>>9562051
>chewing on hard candy
Nigga u wat

>> No.9577830

>>9565168
That's the ugliest piece of commercial chocolate if i've ever seen one

>> No.9577836

>>9569974
Uhh it is almost always connected with connective tissues. You can chew on the fat but it will be attached to that so in the end it'll be impossible to eat.

>> No.9577838

>>9561487
Just eat it all in one sitting.

>> No.9577997

>>9561487
Food sold in multi portion packaging, presented as a single portions, with the portion size written in extra small print on the back.

>> No.9578021
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>>9563644
Stop being fat. I bet you buy these sort of peanuts too and just shove a handful in your mouth instead of eating them one by one and individually taking off the shell/skin.

>> No.9579903

>>9577821
You don't have to. They can be eaten with kniw and fork too.

>> No.9579949

>>9577830
>not liking geormetric shapes
Are you not autistic?

>> No.9581581

>>9561547
/ck/ is the perfect board for this guy, desu

>> No.9582098

>>9574470
the fuck are you nibbling on something bite size?
are you a birb just pop it in and eat it

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>>9579903
>knife and fork for eating durian
Absolute faggotry

>> No.9583868

>>9569978
>conservatively dipped
Everyone I know basically marinates the whole thing in soy sauce, what's the point of eating it afterwards

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>>9570454
I feel your pain anon, although mine is more focused around the textures/consistency that onions and peppers tend to have

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9584275

Gyros.
Something ALWAYS falls out. It never fails. I hate foods that make an absolute mess with every bite. Gyros are the worst due to the fact that every component makes up the flavor experience for each bite. Greasy burgers that drip grease everywhere, leave a puddle of sauce somewhere on you, or drop the toppings is just of poor design for efficiency. Also, those people/restaurants who drown their burgers in ketchup and/or mustard. Stop the madness.

>> No.9584341

Weird texture in an otherwise uniform (texture wise) meal. I can sometimes enjoy it if the flavor is just that good but usually I end up picking whatever the offending texture is off my good

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>>9567529

>> No.9585136

>>9569875
Fish soup usually has bones, in it if prepared from smaller fishes like mackerel yes.
I debone mackerels because I'm autistic but not sardines.

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>>9561548

>> No.9585184

>>9561501
Youre the worst type of person.

>> No.9585190

>>9583815
Faggotry is the superior way

>> No.9585192

>>9577824
And muffins are much better than cupcakes

>> No.9585230

>>9561536
Describe your daily diet

>> No.9585234

>>9569875
>order seafood soup at vietnamese restaurant
>shrimp complete with head and shell in a hot as fuck soup

Literally why

>> No.9585241

>>9562001
What happened to the superior ones by Blue Bird? Were they bought out?

>> No.9585797

>>9563615
That defeats the purpose of the burger. I also hate tall burgers/sandwiches.

>> No.9585806

>>9569783
I think it looks like vomit but holy hell, some casseroles are fucking grand.

>> No.9585814

>>9569957
>connective tissue
That's when you do a nice braised beef.

>> No.9585819

>>9569948
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS