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What's the best way to consume whiskey?

>> No.9559582

>>9559577
Buttchug

>> No.9559589

with WATER

>> No.9559591

>>9559577
Jack and Coke, the truly patrician beverage.

>> No.9559596

Kentucky bourbon on the rocks with a splash of soft water

>> No.9559602

>>9559577
sell it to some nu-male memer or old man and buy something drinkable instead

>> No.9559639

>>9559602
>t. soyboy in denial
Whiskey is good, faggot.

>> No.9559640

>>9559577

By mouth.

>> No.9559658

>>9559639
>haha look at me I'm so masculine I'm going to go make sure everyone knows I drink jack daniels because that's what men drink amirite let me upload a picture of a poured highball glass of jack to my instagram next to a kurt vonnegut book or some other pretentious bullshit
no john, you are the soyboys

>> No.9559659

>>9559596
>not using well water

What are you, a sissy?

>> No.9559662

You put it in a little glass and sip on it

>> No.9559675

>>9559591
Jack is fucking overpriced garbage that tastes strange. Ridiculous that it's more expensive than Wild Turkey, an infinitely superior drink.

>> No.9559700

>>9559577
Throw it in the trash and buy bourbon instead.

>> No.9559711

>using the word pretentious
Opinion discarded

>> No.9559713

>>9559700
>droolingretard.jpg

>> No.9559715
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9559715

>>9559675
Wild Turkey is also the only anime bourbon.

>> No.9559727

>>9559711
not an argument

>> No.9559760

>>9559577
However you like it.

Anyone that says that there is only one "correct" way to imbibe a drink is either pretentious, autistic, or both.

Either way, nobody you should keep in good company.

>> No.9559767

>>9559658
>implying jack isnt sweet corn flavored trash
>implying I have an instagram
But please, enlighten me. What is a good drink?

>> No.9559775

>>9559767
Anything from Glenfarklas is great.

>> No.9559778

>>9559760
>reddit spacing
There may be more than one way to drink it, but there are definitely wrong ways.

>> No.9559782
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9559782

Get the tea kettle going and make a hot toddy.

>> No.9559807

>>9559778
>Reddit spacing

No.

U.

>> No.9559814

>>9559577
Neat like a fucking man.

>> No.9560056

>>9559814
Don't you mean NEET?

>> No.9560553

>>9559577
with your butt

>> No.9560578

>>9559577
I've been partial to a cheap lazy man's old-fashioned lately. Good ginger ale, good bitters, large ice cube, good rye. No need to muddle sugar enough to keep a grainy mess from screwing up your last gulp. usually I chase a couple long swigs from the bottle with one of those. I think I need a new job.

>> No.9560757

>>9559577
Intravenously

>> No.9560805

>>9559700
Bourbon is whiskey.

>> No.9560826
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9560826

>>9559577
with your colon.

>> No.9561503

Tall glass with Coke Zero, maple syrup and 2 ounces whiskey

>> No.9561514
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9561514

>>9561503
Delet this

>> No.9561653

Put it in your Coke.

>> No.9561699

A good Whiskey sour is the best in my experience.

>> No.9561805

Straight or mix it with pepsi MAX

>> No.9562177

Scotch or a really nice bourbon/rye with a teaspoon of water
Got myself a Caol Ila 15 DE to have fun with this weekend, 61.5% of pure Islay goodness.
>>9559591
Kill yourself underage. Jack and Coke is for women and kids going to their first house party.
>>9559596
>on the rocks
If your having the cheap stuff sure but do not put anything above $50 into anything but a nosing glass
>>9559700
>American education
>>9559760
True but /ck/ are the type who want validation so here I am.
>>9559775
Seconding this. Glenfarclas is fantastic and like Springbank are 100% independant and deserve your money over Diageo and Brown Forman owned distilleries. Also they are great Christmas whiskies!
>>9559782
I miss my hot toddies. Gonna see how one works with Laphroaig 10 CS if I end up with a cold this winter.
>>9561503
>>9561653
>>9561805
Well memed

>> No.9562218

You don't. Drink rum instead.

>> No.9562912

I like my whiskey served with a carved ice which has been rolling in the hands of the nip gentleman for five minutes in a glass

>> No.9563011

>>9559591
>mix a top shelf aged product with sugar water
Fucking kys

>> No.9563048

>>9562218
's too sweet

>> No.9563567

>>9559589
no, use Water

>> No.9563581

>>9559577
Before noon and well into the night to suppress the depression

>> No.9563605

>>9559577
2 parts whiskeh, 1 part water
and both should be chilled

>> No.9563982

Quickly and in large amounts.

>> No.9564012

>>9563011
>Jack Daniels No 7.
>Aged
>Top Shelf

Moor, you jest.

>> No.9564229

Crush it up. Really powder the stuff. Wrap it in toilet paper and wet it. Stick it up your ass.

>> No.9564603

>>9562177
>seriously sperging about what people do with Jack, of all things
Let the bastards have their fun, it's not like it's hurting anyone

>> No.9564664

Good whisky
>with a splash of water only

Okay whisky
>on the rocks, with soda, or in a cocktail

Cheap whisky
>mix with pop, for toddies, or just shots

>> No.9564709

Neat

Why the fuck does nobody drink it neat

>> No.9564731

>>9564709
came here to say this, straight is the way

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>>9564229
>Crush it up
>crush a liquid

>> No.9565069

>>9559577
With store brand cola and tears

>> No.9565072

>>9559577
Straight, in a ball glass, drinking water after each sip

>> No.9565161

>>9559577
through a strawberry twizzler used as a straw.

>> No.9566731

>>9559577
by ingesting it.

>> No.9566745

With brown sugar syrup, bitters and orange peel

>> No.9567783

>>9559577
Neat

>> No.9567843

>>9559658
>implying vonnegut is pretentious

>> No.9567911

>>9567843
books are for fags