/ S I P / G E N E R A L

[Anonymous No.9556771]

Old one >>9523456 hit the bump limit. Sip threads come and go bros, but you know we stay.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9556775]

That first sip of the day.

[Anonymous No.9556776]

>>9556771
A new week, a new sip! I got some nice cans in the fridge on chill. This week is going to be a good week.

[Anonymous No.9556780]

why do you people sound like complete assholes?

[Anonymous No.9556782]

>>9556780

[Anonymous No.9556788]

>>9556780
You really really need to try this anon. Just make sure its ice cold.

[Anonymous No.9556841]

>W E T H E M B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9556852]

yea babeez

[Anonymous No.9556875]

I know its not technically a sip, but I had been looking for these forever and finally found a store that carries them

[Anonymous No.9556901]

>>9556771
sharing is caring

[Anonymous No.9556911]

>>9556776
>not giving marilyn two cans
missed opportunity

[Anonymous No.9556985]

>>9556911
>not knowing who Jayne Mansfield is
Missed opportunity for an old timey fap

[Anonymous No.9556992]

>>9556985
same difference

[Anonymous No.9557003]

>>9556780
It's because they are paid shills trying to come off as genuine memers, I fucking hate Japanese moot for letting all the viral marketing threads stay up to the point where they feel so fucking comfortable that their shill threads will stay up they even turn it into a gen

[Anonymous No.9557017]

Best rehab sip?
>>9557003
Why is it so hard to believe we just like energy drinks and have fun posting in these threads?

[Anonymous No.9557032]

>>9557017
Because you're a massive shill faggot

[Anonymous No.9557037]

>>9556875
Nice rare sip, where would I get one of those?
Pic related is what I've been sipping on

[Anonymous No.9557040]

Another thread, another /sip/ chart update

Overall dissapointed with the Burn line, the Kiwi one set the bar high, but the others failed to deliver
Original is BadRedbull
Zero one is bad, I don't seem to like sugar-free drinks
Lemon one has no decent lemon flavor

For tomorrow I prepared myself a Hell can, those are fucking cheap, like half a dollar a can

[Anonymous No.9557044]

>>9557003
>hes never tried that first sip of Monster Energy® Zero Ultra®

[Anonymous No.9557066]

>>9557040
>rating red bull higher than monster zero ultra
kys

[Anonymous No.9557074]

>>9557040
We don't need your stupid fucking chart cuckstar shill. Did you forget where you are? This is a fucking SIP thread. The SIPBOYS are an very inclusive bunch, but rating rockstar above any Monster Energy™ Ultra™ branded product is just fucking retarded. No one here is going to believe you so I don't know why you bother.

[Anonymous No.9557075]

>>9557037
Not a sip.

[Anonymous No.9557083]

>>9557074
>cuckstar
Were going with rocktard now. Happened in the last general.

[Anonymous No.9557095]

>>9557074
does it really get your dick hard, thinking about all the other sip boys in your inclusive bunch?

[Anonymous No.9557102]

>>9557074
>>9557083
I think they should be used interchangeably. they're both pretty good.

[Anonymous No.9557160]

>>9557095
Ill tell you what gets my dick hard. For me, its that first sip of Monster Energy® Zero Ultra®.

[Anonymous No.9557212]

>>9557160
it gets my dick hard when i cuddle up with my little sister watching a movie and we share a real sip.

[Anonymous No.9557284]

Yee

[Anonymous No.9557569]

>>9556992
t. dicklet soyboy

[Anonymous No.9557577]

>>9557212
I hate you people

[Anonymous No.9557610]

/sip/able?

[Anonymous No.9557715]

I love the crash you get after the caffeine runs out

[Anonymous No.9557718]

>>9557212
>cuddle up with my little sister watching a movie and we share a real sip.
Spoken like a true rocktard.

[Anonymous No.9557723]

>>9557095
>does it get your dick hard
Yes. And it makes me euphoric. Sorry, did I make you jealous?

[Anonymous No.9557726]

>>9556788
>>9556911
>>9557044
>>9557066
>>9557577
This thread has been checked by esfores

[Anonymous No.9557732]

>>9557610
yes
focus and apple are the best.

[Anonymous No.9558284]

>>9557715
L-theanine

[Anonymous No.9558312]

>>9558284
h-huh?

[Anonymous No.9558324]

Apple flavoured sip when? Mother has one but it's full beetus.

[Anonymous No.9558381]

>>9557040
there's only one sip in your picture

[Anonymous No.9558403]

>>9558324
Ultra Green. This needs to happen.

[Anonymous No.9558413]

>Quit sippin' 2x a day during work
>Save money (~$5x4x52=$1040/yr)
>Feel better
>Actually hydrated
>No crash
>Social interactions going better when not geeked out on stims
>Better decisions

Whelp. It was fun. Never again.

[Anonymous No.9558432]

quality>quantity
Redbull is the most popular energy drink and you shills cant change that fact.

[Anonymous No.9558505]

>>9557212
moar

[Anonymous No.9558514]

is anyone else worried about bell’s palsy? apparently it’s been linked to sips....

[Anonymous No.9558546]

>>9558432
Is that like a before and after thing with the Red Bull and the glass of pee?

[Anonymous No.9558549]

>>9558432
>size doesn't matter
Redbullies are always good for a hearty kek.

[Anonymous No.9558586]

>>9558505
she likes it when i keep her warm and caffeinated.

[Anonymous No.9558610]

>>9558586
MOAR

[Anonymous No.9558626]

>>9558610
sry but she's for personal use.

[Anonymous No.9558651]

>>9558626
butbutbut sharing is caring anon...

[Anonymous No.9558668]

question for ck.
IS this board at least free of political identities ?
or can a scrambled eggs somehow be communist/fascist ?

[Anonymous No.9558683]

>>9558651
yes. you should share a sip with your sister too.
they can be very grateful for a good sip.

[Anonymous No.9558689]

>>9558626
fine as fuck anon

[Anonymous No.9558692]

>>9558668
all sippers are welcome.
but also heil Trump & Putin!

[Anonymous No.9558696]

>>9558668
/pol/tards never leave but next time make your own thread instead of stirring the pot in this one.

[Anonymous No.9558704]

>>9558668
I don't give a hoot about scrambled eggs but sips are national socialist.

[Anonymous No.9558709]

>>9558696
>>9558704
>>9558692
so... yes ?
i mean its fucking cooking ... sigh whatever

[Anonymous No.9558756]

>>9558626
Post most fag

[Anonymous No.9559057]

>>9558668
There are poltards everywhere. That's all you need to know about 4chan, and the world in general in 2017. "Thanks Donald"

The SIPBOYS are inclusive and have empathy for others. We go out of our way to help, and we want to spread the good gospel of SIP on our own dime, for purely ethical and moral reasons. We have nothing to gain by doing so, other than to make others happy. This clearly falls more in line with the democratic ideals of modern western societies - and absolutely not inline with the greedy capitalist ideas of profit motive, bought oligarchies and ends justifying the means. SIPBOYS don't mind the destination, we want to enjoy the journey. We are absolutely friendly until someone tries to fuck with us, and even then they will get plenty of warning because we are friendly, well adjusted, caring, and level headed due to having broad horizons and smarts that allow us to see the world for how it is, rather than through the lens of fear, propaganda, and identity politics that so much of the world operates in today.

To sum up. You are welcome here, as are all others. But we are at all times surrounded by shit heads and idiots. The SIPBOYS and scene girls just want to have fun though. Come, sip a spell, friend.

[Anonymous No.9559093]

For me, it's Venom. The best energy sips.

[Anonymous No.9559131]

B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9559134]

>>9558709
>sigh
kys

[Anonymous No.9559270]

>>9559134
>kys
sigh

[Anonymous No.9559287]

>Disparaging those that enjoy Red Bull
How ironic that it is all of you that are the bullies.

[Anonymous No.9559298]

>>9559287
>Playing the victim card after raiding a peaceful SIPBOYS thread with redbully and rocktard propaganda
I see you Alex Jones.

[Anonymous No.9559366]

>>9559298
>Be me, new to /ck/ city
>Checking out the local scenery
>Oh man, far out, an energy drinks enthusiast club! Groovy!
>Go in and check it out
>Nothing but Monster cans as far as the eye can see
>Politely ask the bartender if Red Bull is allowed in here
>Music instantly stops, lights go up
>Jackbooted Monster thugs surround and then metaphorically beat me with steel capped truncheons

[Anonymous No.9559530]

I-I like rockstar's sour blueberry energy drink

its sugary as fuck but nice for a rare treat

[Anonymous No.9559544]

>>9559366
Pic extremely related

[Anonymous No.9559548]

> this is your brain on /sips/

[Anonymous No.9559587]

>>9559366
>continues to play the victim

[Anonymous No.9559688]

Anyone had this before? Really excited to try but waiting for a good day.

[Anonymous No.9559694]

>>9559688
Yeah, GameCube is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.9559702]

>>9559694
Whatcha playing?

[Anonymous No.9559708]

Fun sip fact: each can of sip is actually hand painted by a constipated hipster at the end of the production line. The hipster is not paid in money, he absorbs the euphoria that you emit when you take that first sip of the day.

[Anonymous No.9559733]

>>9559702
I just use the controller for melee, but I'm playing a hat in time on pc with it now

[Anonymous No.9559773]

>>9559688
It has a smooth refreshing crispness to it. My first thought was, "Ah, that familiar black cherry taste from my childhood". But I also detect flavors of currant and black berry, and the slightest hint of bergamot. This is a gentleman's sip, so nuanced in its flavor that I honestly believe only a handful of people will ever pick up on the flavor artistry that Monster Energy™ has subtly delivered on. This drink oozes class and sophistication. It would pair exquisitely with dark chocolate or a steak, but would be equally comfortable next to fish tacos or cheez its during a road trip. Its flavor profile, so bold and well rounded, is good straight from the can, but picks up a bright crispness when delivered in a glass on the rocks - which I prefer and highly recommend.

Whether in the morning, during a commute, at work, or just a lazy Sunday on the couch while checking fantasy sports teams over broadband, the diverse and inclusive nature of this drink's flavor will perfect an already stellar scene.

I would place this sip, overall, tied with white. Just ahead of of yellow. Purple and orange would come next, followed by red, and in a distant last place blue. Even though I place it tied with white, I don't know if it's an everyday sip like white is. This is a _bellicose_ drink, and I do not use that word lightly. It is BOLD. It demands respect and attention. It feels like an experience; drinking it feels like a special occasion.

Its color is reminiscent of Ultra Violet™, purple sips. But deeper, and a bit red. Its not as pretty as purple sips, nor is it as pretty as a Grenache or Malbec. However, the can is well designed and the back text takes the reader to cherry orchards in mid Summer. Overall the aesthetic is pleasing and delivers on that above average quality of artistry that Monster Energy's™ Ultra™ beverage line is known and trusted for. You are right to wait for a good day. You will feel very blessed.

[Anonymous No.9560234]

I prefer NoS.

[Anonymous No.9560491]

Quality Redbull> Quantity poorfag monster shit

[Anonymous No.9560509]

does anyone have a cola flavored /sip/ recommendation?

[Anonymous No.9560560]

>>9557037
I found Mango sip at a meijer gas station

[Anonymous No.9560889]

>>9556841
oh honey no...

[Anonymous No.9560891]

>>9558432
frick off redbulli!

[Anonymous No.9560903]

>>9559093
Just had one the other day.
Pretty good for 96 cents, probably wont be a go-to sip, but pretty good.
>>9560234
Me too.

[Anonymous No.9560907]

>>9560891
The only people I know who prefer monster or cuckstar are literal niggers who couldn't afford red bull so they had to resort to shit tier sips and pretend they are better then redbull

[Anonymous No.9560968]

>>9558432
>states quality>quantity
>suggests popularity=quality
>therefore quantity>quality
Maybe if you had better taste your math wouldn't be so fucked.

[Anonymous No.9561040]

patrician coming through.

[Anonymous No.9561048]

why cant we be friends

[Anonymous No.9561057]

>>9561048
looks soo good
where did you get this?!

[Anonymous No.9561067]

>>9561057
i would have thought they were everywhere.

[Anonymous No.9561070]

>>9561067
i wish :(

[Anonymous No.9561143]

>energy drink
>zero callories

What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.9561158]

>>9556780
wypipo problems senpai

ie. classic autism

[Anonymous No.9561160]

>>9561143
don't worry anon, the Monster Ultras are only the inside memes here because they are so fucking garbage.
real sips provide a unique flavour, energy, caffeine, amino acids and vitamins.

[Anonymous No.9561231]

>>9560907
>racial epithets
Typical red bull drinker. Sad!

[Anonymous No.9561241]

[Anonymous No.9561324]

>>9561143
filled with chemicals

[Anonymous No.9561332]

>>9561324
>tfw you detect a nonsipper who is unfamiliar with the nutritional content of sips

[Anonymous No.9561337]

>>9560889
The grapefruit special edition is actually pretty good.

[Anonymous No.9561389]

Yuh yuh

[Anonymous No.9561413]

>>9556771
It's sipping time

[Anonymous No.9561560]

show me youre first sip of the day face fgts.

>>9561324
>chemicals
chemicals are bad. chemicals chemicals chemical aritficial chemicals. muh buzzwords. muh chemtrail.

the uneducated should be euthanized before reaching the voting age.

[Anonymous No.9561566]

>>9561560
this post is so far from being an argument it hurts. probably not as bad as your kidneys hurt though.

[Anonymous No.9561599]

>>9561566
if you expect arguments in this place then you're lost buddy.

[Anonymous No.9561612]

>>9556771
I've been following your threads for a while now, and I must admit that your shilling is of pretty high quality. You make some quality memes and stay friendly. Half of the stuff you post is funny, even.
Whoever employed you made a good choice.

[Anonymous No.9561629]

>>9561612
>shilling
>employed

[Anonymous No.9561631]

>>9561629
;)

[Anonymous No.9561641]

>>9561612
Dude I would love to be employed for this stuff. You want to write a recommendation for me? My OC always gets reposted.

[aiidz No.9561931]

Which sip do i try first

[Anonymous No.9561952]

>>9561931
the orange then the violet

[Anonymous No.9561990]

>>9561931
Yellow

t. absolute madman

[Anonymous No.9561993]

>>9556771
>G E N E R A L

[Anonymous No.9562005]

>>9561931
Get a Red Bull faggot

[Anonymous No.9562013]

>>9562005
rude!

[aiidz No.9562054]

>>9562005
I used to drink the sugar free redbulls before i switched to s i p

[Anonymous No.9562057]

>>9562005
a true bully.

[Anonymous No.9562645]

[Anonymous No.9562655]

>>9561931
nibba why do you own arizona shoes

[Anonymous No.9562662]

>>9556780
they know they're gay as shit and have to pass it off as something else

[Anonymous No.9562668]

These marketers are insanely dedicated

[Anonymous No.9562680]

>>9562668
>119 posts in almost two days
not as dedicated as it seems, just persistent in what they do
i could fill up a thread in two hours with my 4chan pass and a phone, but their goal is to keep the thread visible in the catalog instead of filling it up too quickly. less work for them

[Anonymous No.9562803]

>>9562645
breg

[Anonymous No.9562857]

recommend me the best sip for the winter

[Anonymous No.9562879]

>mfw I might sip one day just because of these threads
normally drink tea and coffee, so I dunno

[Anonymous No.9562890]

Reveal yourself eggman

[Anonymous No.9562909]

>>9562879
they kind of warmed me up to that zero calorie monster, i just used to buy redbull instead

[Anonymous No.9562921]

Is it considered "sipping" if I have half a caffeine pill, vit B complex, multivit, and drink water? I wanna be cool too.

[Anonymous No.9562926]

>>9562857
White is right

[Anonymous No.9562927]

>>9562921
no you need to buy monster brand energy drinks

[Anonymous No.9562929]

>>9562926
i will keep that in mind

[Anonymous No.9562940]

>>9562921
Does "have half a caffeine pill, vit B complex, multivit, and drink water" have a crisp, refreshing finish? Does it come in an A E S T H E T I C af can? Does it go *PSCHT* when you crack it open? No anon. No it does not.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9562949]

>>9562940
oh shit I've been BTFO'd fugg. Maybe I'll get a real sip

[Anonymous No.9562953]

>>9562949
you do that, son
remember you can get 2 for $4

[Anonymous No.9562995]

>>9562949
Nothin personnel, kid

[Anonymous No.9563026]

>Meet a girl through a friend
>Shes /fit/ as fuck and has completely fallen for me
>We're talking on the phone while shes at the store
>She asks what she should get me
>I say a monster
>"Okay I'll get two white"

Did I find the one?

Also orange is terribly underrated.

[Anonymous No.9563040]

>>9563026
she's a keeper anon

[Anonymous No.9563172]

I can't wait till that Best Korea leader goes ape shit and start shooting nukes. Then Trump will exterminate that entire half of the continent along with these Chinese spammers.

Fuckers. Fuck you all.

[Anonymous No.9563210]

>>9563172
>nonsipper detected

[Anonymous No.9563225]

>>9563210
No, I'm mad as Hell. Picture related.

[Anonymous No.9563226]

>>9556771
Why are you not drinking this??

[Anonymous No.9563236]

>>9563226
haven't found it anywhere in the country :(

[Anonymous No.9563260]

>>9563236
Most flavors are pretty good. I live in nebraska, but ive found it in north carolina and west virginia. Citrus is second best. Grape is bottom tier for me. Too syrupy. Maybe good for others idk
Pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.9563317]

What's the difference between Monster Ultra and Monster Zero Ultra?

[Anonymous No.9563334]

>>9563317
Nothing. It's called "Zero Ultra" in the USA and "Ultra" everywhere else as far as I know. Definitely in Europe.

[Anonymous No.9563347]

>>9563317
Zero Ultras taste shit.

[Anonymous No.9563350]

>>9563334
Fuck, I really hoped it was like, a version with calories.

[Anonymous No.9563356]

Newfag sipper here, can I get some morning sip recs?

[Anonymous No.9563389]

>>9563356
White, then orange, then go crazy babe

[Anonymous No.9563410]

>>9559057
You’re really retarded

[Anonymous No.9563419]

>>9559733
>smash baby
Goo goo ga ga

[Anonymous No.9563425]

Who /chugs/ here?
No time for slow sipping.

[Anonymous No.9563440]

>>9563410
>he's never sipped

[Anonymous No.9563459]

>>9562940
S I P B O I S

[Anonymous No.9563503]

>redbull
>used in jagerbombs
>monster
>not used in jagerbombs
sorry guys, but for me, it's redbull

[Anonymous No.9563556]

>>9563503

[Anonymous No.9563559]

>>9563225
I see you're a man of culture as well

[Anonymous No.9563564]

>>9560907
this. non red bull drinkers need to die a violent, painful death. Red bull is literally the best energy drink on the market and has superior lo-carb form taste, and doesn't rely on loading everything up with sugar or sweetness to compensate for a shit formula.

[Anonymous No.9563607]

>>9563564
REDBULLY

[Anonymous No.9563737]

>>9560907
>its more expensive so it must be yummy

[Anonymous No.9563744]

>>9563503

>1 part monster to 2 parts orange juice jagerbombed

not actually a sipboi but was wandering by, try this it's way fucking better than the standard one

[Anonymous No.9563754]

>>9561612
Thanks, broham. It's nice to see a friend stop in and say hello. Its so often we get these religious redbully zealots in here talking shit about health concerns with absolutely no facts to back it up. The ingredients are written right on the can and they're all great for you! Most of these guys are just sad redneck basement dwellers that like to think they are hot shit just because they can figure out what the opposite of a statement is and be contrarian. Its sad, really.

[Anonymous No.9563928]

Hey fellas, this Red Bull tropical punch limited edition is pretty tasty.

You should try some if you come across it, or not if you don't want, no pressure.

[Anonymous No.9563948]

>>9563744
>not actually a sipboi
I don't believe you, sipfag

[Anonymous No.9563998]

>>9563928
>You should try some if you come across it, or not if you don't want, no pressure.
SIPBOYS are being the change they want to see in the world. Feels good.
Thanks broham, I'll check it out if a run into it. No matter the brand, quality tropunch is quality tropunch. It'll have to be on a cheat day though because >sugar

[Anonymous No.9564048]

>>9559733
who do you main?

[Anonymous No.9564148]

Redbull is good.

[Anonymous No.9564163]

>>9564048
Hanzo

[Anonymous No.9564288]

How can you guys enjoy drinking the sugarfree energy drinks? I tried any brand and flavor I could find in the stores here and none tasted good. They all have this hard to describe unpleasant taste to them. Is it all a meme? Do I have some genetic thing that makes me dislike sweetners?

[Anonymous No.9564299]

>>9564288

[Anonymous No.9564452]

>>9563559
Underrated filename

[Anonymous No.9564474]

>tfw eight hours until that first sip of the day

[Anonymous No.9564486]

>>9564474

[Anonymous No.9564717]

>>9564486

[Anonymous No.9564726]

>>9556771
Oh its that the confirmed rapist, lifelong democrat and a failed president?? Next to him stands Bill Clinton

[Anonymous No.9564734]

>>9564726
C O M M E N T A R Y

[Anonymous No.9564753]

Reminder. If you /sip/ enough, and hard enough, you can eventually let others /sip/ right from your caved in skull!

http://nypost.com/2017/10/13/mans-love-of-energy-drinks-leads-to-brain-hemorrhage/

[Anonymous No.9564838]

>>9564726
No politics. We are one people, united in an energy drink. One love

[Anonymous No.9564840]

>>9564753
Fake news.

[Anonymous No.9565087]

Is it safe to have two sips per day?

[Anonymous No.9565156]

>>9557040
what the fuck is this bullshit

[Anonymous No.9565164]

>>9557715
are you sure you are sipping properly senpai?

proper sip etiquette is
>sip half can in under 10 minutes
>sip rest over the next 3 hours

[Anonymous No.9565526]

>>9565164
I have to try that.

[Anonymous No.9565642]

so what is and is not a sip is relatively consistent and agreed upon

but what would be a chug

[Anonymous No.9565717]

Does anyone know if I can drink sips with antibiotics or is it going to fuck me up?

[Anonymous No.9565789]

>>9557040
Bait

[Anonymous No.9565992]

I hate marketed energy drinks, but I love coffee. Can I join the /sip/ club?

[Anonymous No.9566018]

>>9565992
l-lewd!

[Anonymous No.9566049]

>>9564048
Red.
White is bland and tastes of aquarius, orange tastes like day old fanta, and I've never seen blue in my yuropoor shithole country

[Anonymous No.9566281]

>>9564753
>#fakenews

[Anonymous No.9566329]

>>9565992
yes if you sip it regularly.

[Anonymous No.9566336]

>>9564048
the red.

[Anonymous No.9566690]

>>9564753

Suicide by /sips/ has to be one of the better ways to die, second only to heroin OD

What's that one sip you will take before you give you last breath /sipgen/?

[Anonymous No.9566748]

How many layers of irony are you pieces of shit on

[Anonymous No.9566787]

>>9566748
0
i like energy drniks

[Anonymous No.9566801]

>>9565156
it's my personal opinion on energy drinks

[Anonymous No.9566820]

>>9563389
What exactly does this chart mean? Flavor intensity?

[Anonymous No.9566848]

>>9556771
reminder to report shill threads like this

[Anonymous No.9566935]

>>9566848
Reminder that talking about reporting threads and encouraging people to report threads is against global rule 7.

7.Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

This is food and cooking related. The SIPBOYS just love their drinks and want to celebrate and discuss their flavors and sipsperiences. I'm not sorry that we continue to like something you don't like. Grow up and realize that's how the world works. You won't like everything other people like and that's ok.

SIPBOYS are inclusive, and we welcome you with open arms. But there are rules on 4chan. SIPBOYS proudly respect and honor those rules. You should too. And hey, if you're feeling a little down because you realize you were in the wrong, just be a grown up and apologize. Maybe try cracking open an ice cold Zero Ultra™. It always makes me feel better.

[Anonymous No.9567025]

>>9566748
>irony

[Anonymous No.9567222]

>>9567025
Got one of these without the greentext?

[Anonymous No.9567296]

>>9556771
Why do you sip?

[Anonymous No.9567306]

>>9566935
trying too hard m8

[Anonymous No.9567309]

>>9567296
To ask why we /sip/ is to ask why the leaves fall.
It is in their nature.

[Anonymous No.9567395]

>>9567222
Got one with no text at all.

[Anonymous No.9567455]

I hate to be THAT guy but is there any feeling like taking a nice sip after getting blazed as fuck?

Literally euphoric

[Anonymous No.9567461]

Soo sick of seeing these stupid threads. Drink coffee, siptards! These energy drinks are unhealthy

[Anonymous No.9567468]

>>9567461
$0.02 has been deposited into your account.

[Anonymous No.9567660]

>>9567461
Pic extremely related

[Anonymous No.9567928]

/Sip/pin

[Anonymous No.9567932]

>>9567461
>These energy drinks are unhealthy
They're really not that bad but I drink coffee, tea and energy drinks. Don't know why people get all tribalistic about drinks

[Anonymous No.9567996]

>>9567928
Wait a sec, I recognize that thumb

[Anonymous No.9568010]

It's starting to get cold over here, so that generally means more coffee/tea and less sips. See you again in the spring, sip boys.

[Anonymous No.9568146]

For me it's crab juice

[Anonymous No.9568198]

>>9568146
I ALWAYS pick up the crab juice at the local cinema when it's in season

[Anonymous No.9568210]

>>9567309
She's one of us.

[Anonymous No.9568683]

>>9567306
Mfw copy and paste is trying too hard.

[Anonymous No.9568716]

>>9556776
>dat jealousy

[Anonymous No.9568742]

Memes aside, are there any health drawbacks to having a sip or two a day? It's part of my routine now but I'm curious.

[Anonymous No.9568749]

>>9568742
Your skull will collapse.

[Anonymous No.9569051]

>>9563317
>Japanese sip
nice

[Anonymous No.9569156]

On the recommendation of one of the thread I tried this.
It was great.
Five stars.
Would sip again.

[Anonymous No.9569174]

should i mix /sip/ with /alch/ ?

[Anonymous No.9569202]

>>9569174
Never.

[Anonymous No.9569336]

Ultra Black is god mode

[Anonymous No.9569348]

I bet you fucktards even like this on facebook.

[Anonymous No.9569362]

Real man's energy drink imcoming

[Anonymous No.9569572]

>>9567996
Elaborate

[Anonymous No.9569594]

>>9569362
ENLIGHTENED

[Anonymous No.9569724]

Guys after trying a plethora of energy drinks i've finally tried the sip for the first time today. Genuinely surprised how good it was, I thought you all were memeing

[Anonymous No.9569813]

>>9569336
patrician detected

[Anonymous No.9569817]

>>9566049
fyi blue tastes like what you would expect the color blue to taste like

[Anonymous No.9569827]

sorry dudes but i’m a coffee/water man today. pulled an all nighter and i’m 4 sips deep.

[Anonymous No.9569889]

[Anonymous No.9569904]

they dont sell zero ultra in this country

[Anonymous No.9569907]

>>9569904
What country

[Anonymous No.9569920]

>>9569724
S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9569927]

>>9556771
Do you guys actually think drinking an energy drink makes you cool?

[Anonymous No.9569975]

im probably the only one in the thread sipping this for breakfast.

not having a good time

[Anonymous No.9570001]

>>9569927
Log off mom

[Anonymous No.9570032]

[Anonymous No.9570057]

>>9569927
normal people don’t spend their lives agonizing over what people think

[Anonymous No.9570091]

>>9570032
would sip

[Anonymous No.9570328]

>>9567461
>zero sugar
>zero calories
>plenty of B vitamins and micronutrients
>unhealthy

[Anonymous No.9570348]

seriously now, how can you people ACTUALLY shill for monster energy when the obvious, original and crisp choice is and always was a can of true and real Red Bull?
drinking monster energy is like drinking beer out of one of these large plastic bottles. its just fucking wrong.

fact remains, Red Bull is the energy drink for sophisticated men, while monster energy is the drink for kids who dont want to sleep in while playing unreal turnament.

[Anonymous No.9570350]

>>9569927
fuck yeah it does you loser

in 2017 you pay for cool

that's right you're lucky to be living through the apocalypse

[Anonymous No.9570355]

>>9568742
I highly recommend drinking sips on the weekend and not consuming it every day

[Anonymous No.9570412]

>>9567461
there is literally fucking nothing unhealthy in them.

[Anonymous No.9570602]

>>9569362
Top tier energy drink.
It was what got me started 10 years ago.
Shame they stopped selling it here.

[Anonymous No.9570628]

>>9557284
Big Lots?

[Anonymous No.9570641]

>>9570350
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9570786]

>>9569336
It's rare that someone has a sophisticated enough palate to understand, fully, what is happening when they drink Ultra Black™. It's extremely carefully crafted so that it is an experience in a can. Like a fine Malbec, it pairs seamlessly with a porterhouse during a business meeting, but plays just as well with a bowl of dorritos while checking your fantasy sports teams over broadband. Hard at work, or hard at play, the Monster Energy™ Ultra™ line of energy beverages is ready to make any scene, and so are the S I P B O Y S.

[Anonymous No.9570793]

>>9570786
this is beautiful. gonna need moar.

[Anonymous No.9570865]

[Anonymous No.9570903]

I can only get these bad boys from ONE store 20 minutes away but it's always worth the trip

[Anonymous No.9571180]

Thoughts on /sip/ping with a straw?

[Anonymous No.9571285]

>>9570903
dollies & sips together <3

[Anonymous No.9571728]

>>9559773
great review

wish I could get this rare sip in the u of k

[Anonymous No.9571737]

green apple flavor carabao
for the first time today, on the road
lovely sweet and tart balance, fun can
kept me going, will sip it again

[Anonymous No.9571742]

>>9571737
pics

[Anonymous No.9571847]

I haven't come to /ck/ in about a year, when did this become a thing? Do you guys unironically enjoy energy drinks, or is this just some meta-bullshit that I missed?

[Anonymous No.9571864]

>>9569907
All of them that aren't in North America

[Anonymous No.9571870]

>>9571864
They sell it in Japan bruh

[Anonymous No.9571882]

>>9571847
(adding to that) Are energy drinks actually good? Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever had one. I barely even drink coffee. I've never needed much caffeine to stay active, and have always associated energy drinks with BMX/monster truck/Walmart in your pajamas type people, so I've never really given them a fair chance. Pls no meming, this is already four levels of succ deep

[Anonymous No.9571891]

>>9571864
I stand corrected. But why? Aren't japs into healthy living and shit?

[Anonymous No.9571894]

>>9571891
Meant to reply to >>9571870

[Anonymous No.9571958]

>>9571891
Yeah kind of, I've never seen anyone drinking it but me. I singlehandedly empty my local convenience store's stock every week

[Anonymous No.9571994]

I bought a can of Sunrise Ultra to try later on today. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.9572032]

>>9559548
>/sip/ping can literally blow your mind
im sold!

[Anonymous No.9572426]

>>9571994
>Sunrise Ultra
You're in for a mildly disappointing orange soda flavor - still better than the gritty pez taste of redbull tho. Zero Ultra™, Ultra Black™, and Ultra Violet™ are better. No matter what you SIP, the true patrician sips /on the rocks/.

[Anonymous No.9572465]

I like the taste of redbull but it's too expensive and not enough of a buzz.

[Anonymous No.9572467]

>>9569362
:DDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.9572487]

redbull is the best sip and all you faggots are in denial

[Anonymous No.9572495]

>>9563559
Did he die?

[Anonymous No.9572510]

Which sip would you start a coding session with?

[Anonymous No.9572520]

Is this a meme or are you guys seriously this retarded? Energy drinks can kill you...

[Anonymous No.9572533]

>>9557003
It's clearly a meme a small subset of people find fucking hilarious. whoever owns monster energy doesnt fucking pay people to keep these threads up you're retarded if you think that's actually the case

[Anonymous No.9572588]

>>9572520
It's not a meme. That's why people don't get it.
The S I P B O Y S weekly general is a collection of like minded anons who have a common interest in seeing that their need for 140 mg of caffeine and 200% of their daily value of 4 different B vitamins + taurine, guarana, l-carnatine, and ginseng is being delivered on with no sugar or calories. It's almost exactly like /alc weekly threads except instead of being focused on depression and disease, it's focused on positive energy and healthy habits. You see, Monster Energy™ doesn't just sell energy drinks, they promote a lifestyle - and so do the S I P B O Y S.

[Anonymous No.9572817]

>>9572588
This

[Anonymous No.9572925]

Who here /sniff/?

[Anonymous No.9573005]

>>9563317
That's a handsome sip

[Anonymous No.9573375]

Who here /chug/?

[Anonymous No.9573405]

>>9572588
this isn't marketing... right guise?
I mean we all cook our own meals and appreciate find craft beers. But something we can get at UDF? this can't be right

[Anonymous No.9573420]

sippin' and game devin

I really shouldn't be though since I have work in the morning at my actual job.

[Anonymous No.9573554]

>>9562921
if it's not brand worship it's not being SIPPED

[Anonymous No.9573757]

>>9572510
mix them and post results.

[Anonymous No.9574475]

/sip/ btfo

[Anonymous No.9574489]

I can't believe you puny faggots and your "sips"

This is the real shit right here, 300mgs of caffeine, worth two cans of your gay drink

[Anonymous No.9574491]

>>9556771
reminder to report shill threads like this

[Anonymous No.9574506]

>>9574475
Enjoy your kidney stones and rancid mucus farts

[Anonymous No.9574701]

>>9556771
>that sickly artificial sweetness
>that faint lime reminiscent of cleaning products
>that unpleasant aftertaste of sweeteners
never got memed this hard into buying a product
are you guys genuinely working for Monster, or is this an ironic fandom or what?

I've got to admit the aesthetic is cool, but the taste is just plain shit, sort of like some knock-off sugarless version of mountain dew

[Anonymous No.9574706]

>>9574701
I know what you are talking about, I tried the Zero and it sucked, but don't you dare critic /sipgen/'s sacred cow

[Anonymous No.9574711]

>>9572925
kekked

[Anonymous No.9574715]

>>9574491
Reminder to go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.9574725]

>>9574701
>>9574706
You sipped it lukewarm. Every fucking sip thread someone posts something like this, and then it develops that they didn’t even bother to refrigerate it first. It has to be ice cold.

[Anonymous No.9574745]

>>9574725
it was straight from the fridge and was still so unpleasant I couldn't even finish it
had to pour the rest of it down the sink

like really, I thought the original rockstar was unpleasantly sweet, but at least it had some complexity with the bubblegum and whatnot, this is just sad

with this and all the forced memes I'm pretty sure this whole thing is just clever viral marketing

[Anonymous No.9574753]

Who here sips and fortnites? Sorry for angle photo. My app does this sometimes

[Anonymous No.9574754]

>>9574753
BEETUS

[Anonymous No.9574773]

>>9574725
I kept it all night in the fridge famlan, all energy drinks should be judged only when ice cold

[Anonymous No.9574775]

>>9574745
>Monster sucks
>Rock Star sucks
Nice try Red Bull shill

[Anonymous No.9574783]

>>9574745
It's not ironic. Me and a friend from uni have been living according to the creed of a sipboy for several years before we discovered there are likeminded people on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.9574812]

>>9556875
god tier sips right here. had it once and everywhere around has been sold out since

[Anonymous No.9574817]

>>9574775
I like the taste of red bull, but their prices are just stupid
good red bull knockoff that are 2 times cheaper, now that's my jam

[Anonymous No.9574819]

>>9557723
what's the original? I don't know what mudslimes drink. goat piss or something?

[Anonymous No.9574829]

>>9574817

Hell classic gave me the original redbull taste, and a tad bit more bitter which I personally liked
at only 40%-50% of the price of a redbully

[Anonymous No.9574854]

>>9570032
high tier

[Anonymous No.9574859]

>>9572588
really can't tell if this advertising is blatant or we just live in a world that is primarily post-ironic humor. We have come full circle.

[Anonymous No.9574861]

>>9574489
doesn't taste as good, but I do like them

[Anonymous No.9574878]

Time for another update

In order as they were sipped:
-Hell multivitamin: not expected much from it, taste like plain water with a sweetener added
-Hell classic: it's a good redbull knock-off, it is the current economical sensible solution for anons with less money to spend, tho they apparently come with at least 50% less more vitamins
-Redbull tropical: an incredibly good surprise, it one of those sips you would want to drink before you die
- Monster Juiced: I really wanted to give this monster can a chance, but all I have to say is that this particular one tastes like literal diabeetus juice. The taste is so disgustingly sweet, the one who gave this to the marker deserves to be fired. This one I find objectively bad, rated it a 1 out of 5 and never touching it again, a little more and I would have vomited it

[Anonymous No.9574898]

>>9574878
Needs more Blue Redbull

[Anonymous No.9574900]

Shawty what you sippin on

[Anonymous No.9574918]

>>9574900
L E M O N A D E

[Anonymous No.9574999]

>>9574773
>should be judged only when ice cold

[Anonymous No.9575207]

>>9563226
ive been going with original because idk what that's even supposed to taste like. id guess like code red mountain dew?

[Anonymous No.9575236]

>>9574475
ebin :DDDD

[Anonymous No.9575242]

>>9569975
get on that 2.0 version bruh. 1.0 is redbull flavored weaksauce

[Anonymous No.9575251]

>>9575242
has somebody ever SIPped Crunk?!
r8.

[Anonymous No.9575270]

>>9575242
Is it a new flavor?

[Anonymous No.9575275]

>>9575251
the trash at safeway? or the lil john trash? both are straight drain pours, couldn't even finish a can of the gas station crap

[Anonymous No.9575287]

>>9575270
yeah, it's kind of grape but not overly sweet. probably my favorite monster when I'm not sipping ultra white

[Anonymous No.9575821]

New general >>9575813