/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9552340]

What is the worst experience you've had at a McDonald's?

[Anonymous No.9552356]

eating the food

[Anonymous No.9552374]

I live in Detroit. When I was at a McDonald's over on 6 mile, I saw a little toddler niglet shit his pants while waiting in line with his mother. She helped him take his pants off right there then continued to stand in line.

I was the only white person there AND the only one who had a reaction. I walked out.

[Anonymous No.9552379]

>>9552340
All of them.

[Anonymous No.9552382]

>>9552340
my fries were cold

[Anonymous No.9552387]

repeatedly getting yelled at by my parents over petty shit

[Anonymous No.9552397]

Relevent
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_JLnjq4uoJ0

[Anonymous No.9552410]

>>9552379
This is correct

[Anonymous No.9552417]

one time they were understaffed and swamped. wasn't that bad though

[Anonymous No.9552440]

>>9552340
>go to mcdonalds 3-4 times a week because my sleep schedule is fucked
> new black guy cashier
>you have cash? our card thing's not working
>put my card in anyway
>it works
>THE FUCK BRUH I SAID IT WAS BROKEN
>but it's not broken
>YOU CALLIN ME A LIAR
etc

he got arrested btw

[Anonymous No.9552457]

>drop in for cheap, greasy breakfast
>"I'd like a bacon, egg, and cheese McGriddle"
>pay
>order comes up
>it's a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit
>"Um, you got my order wrong, you charged me for the McGriddle and gave me a biscuit"
>"Oh, I'm sorry, you keep that and we'll have your McGriddle out in a second"
>order comes out
>it's a sausage and egg McGriddle
>"Um, that not exactly what I ordered, but it's cool, you were really nice to give me the freebie"
>"OH, please, let me fix that, keep both of those and we'll get your correct order"
>"That's not really.." they're already making me something else
>"Here, this was your order, right?"
>It's ANOTHER bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit
>show her the receipt where is says bacon, egg, and cheese McGriddle
>"Here, let us fix that"
>before I can stop her, there's another sandwich on my tray
>unwrap it
>it's a egg McMuffin
>look at her
>she flushes, turns around, grabs ANOTHER SANDWICH and puts in on my tray
>it's the bacon, egg, and cheese McGriddle
>I got five breakfast sandwiches for $3.50

[Anonymous No.9552460]

>enter drive through around midnight
>get told over the speaker the till is restarting or some kind of change over so cannot serve for 30 minutes
>park around the corner and talk shit for 30 minutes because we are hungry as fuck and everything else within a half hour drive is closed
>re enter the drive through 30 minutes later and get the exact same line about the 30 minutes
>tell the goldfish guy to get fucked and that we will tell his boss he is blowing off customers
>insists he still cant use the till but makes some free burgers

I probably ate spit that night but I don't give a fuck. Spit was weak and didn't affect a car load of soldiers. If there's anything we could do reliably all night any day it's talk shit, wait for things, and eat bad food. Few weeks rations and you would crave macdonalds as well.

[Anonymous No.9552468]

>>9552356
>>9552379
>dude McD is so bad lmao do i fit yet guise xD

Kill yourselves please

[Anonymous No.9552476]

>>9552457
>What is the worst experience you've had at a McDonald's?

[Anonymous No.9552477]

>>9552457
And then you a Mila Kunis jumped on your laser cycle and did it doggie style on the way to Mars

[Anonymous No.9552484]

>>9552468
>If you dont like McDonald's crap you're being ironic
The ABSOLUTE state of /ck/.

[Anonymous No.9552488]

>order at counter
>casher bitch tells me the total
>extend arm with cash
>she doesn't immediately take it from my hand, continues hitting buttons on cash register
>set cash down on counter
>"oh so you just gonna throw the money at me?"
>"no"
>"asshole muthafucka comin' in here jus to disrespect people, suppose to be my day off an you comin' in here throwin money like a raciss ass mothafucka fuck this shit..."
>pick up money, leave and go to Long Johns where they don't staff nigger trash
>eat in the quiet company of elderly white folks
>leave a negative yelp review for that McDonald's

[Anonymous No.9552495]

I live right near a 24 hr McDonald's. I got my food in the drive thru and when I looked at the food once I was home I saw it was all wrong. I drove back to exchange it but when I got there, the restaurant literally appeared empty. No response at the speaker, and no one at both windows. I even honked my horn a couple of times and no one showed up. I had only been gone maybe 8-10 minutes at most.

[Anonymous No.9552516]

>>9552495
You caught them at "smoke" time

[Anonymous No.9552561]

any time I ask for no pickles, but they still put pickles on the burger

[Anonymous No.9552566]

working at mcdonalds.

[Anonymous No.9552595]

>>9552340
Since I'm not there too often and usually use the drive-thru, my experiences have been mostly fine. Worst that happened is i was given someone else's coffee order, which was 5 creams, 5 sugars. It was nasty. I wonder if they got my black coffee.

I might cruise on through to try the new teddies sometime though. Reviewbrah said they were decent, has anyone else tried?

[Anonymous No.9552607]

My experiences at Mccdonald’s has actually been decent for the most part. They have forgot items a few times, or have fucked up my drink order, but I don’t think I have ever been severely disappointed in the food. It is usually pretty consistent.

[Anonymous No.9552610]

>>9552397
DUDE EPIC TROLL

[Anonymous No.9552613]

>>9552460
Glad this country invested billions of dollars so you guys can tolerate spit.

[Anonymous No.9552665]

>>9552374
Ayyy I'm from Lansing. I heard things are getting better over there though, is this true? I heard the whites are coming back

[Anonymous No.9552957]

>>9552340
only the times when they were slow for whatever reason, and I hate that the fries are hit and miss.
inb4
>le ask them to make fresh fries or fries with no salt and you get a fresh batch
kill yourself, I have better things to do and will just not eat the fries if they're shitty

[Anonymous No.9552982]

>>9552440
why is this so fucking funny

[Anonymous No.9552989]

Ordering something that came to $15.01 and having my $15 that I had in my wallet refused

[Anonymous No.9553016]

>>9552989
Same fucking thing happened to me except the total was $6.49 and I had a bag of empty pop cans.

[Anonymous No.9553027]

>>9552613
fucken kek ahahahaahahaha

[Anonymous No.9553034]

used needles on the floor in the ordering area. dont go to the mcdicks mear the biggest homeless shelter in your city.

[Anonymous No.9553039]

>>9552595
The tenders are pretty good definitely better than the wendy's ones.

[Anonymous No.9553041]

>>9552595
You sound so pleasant and nice.

[Anonymous No.9553042]

>>9552595
>anyone else tried?
yeah I tried watching him once, that was the worst few minutes of my life

[Anonymous No.9553207]

>>9552989
You must be ugly as shit for them to do that to you

[Anonymous No.9553282]

>>9552397
Cringe as fuck, dude is trying to be funny when he is clearly not.

[Anonymous No.9553296]

>>9553282
I think it’s more about McDonalds reaction vs Burger King’s reaction.

[Anonymous No.9553322]

>>9553041
I'm not, it's just that there's not a lot in this thread worth arguing about.
That won't stop me from framing this (You) for my wall though

[Anonymous No.9553347]

[Anonymous No.9553354]

>>9553347
That’s an illegal fish.

[Anonymous No.9553363]

McMamadas machin es brokin
Captcha: Road spoon

[Anonymous No.9553410]

>>9552488
lmfao what a fucking autist

[Anonymous No.9553442]

>>9553410
It's autistic to not want to be served food by niggers who are screeching white debil at you?

[Anonymous No.9553450]

>>9552484
Sad!

[Anonymous No.9553468]

Why do niggers have to act like subhuman animals bros?

[Anonymous No.9553484]

>be me
>35 minutes ago
>decide to eat mcdonalds
>pull up to drivethough
>wageslave asks for my order
>"double cheeseburger, spicy mcchicken and a large fanta please."
>"alright hold on a second... double cheese, mcchicken and what?"
>"large fanta"
>"okay... your total is $4.29 at the first window, thank you"
>"thank you"
>waiting behind 2 cars
>finally able to pay, "no reciept"
>pull up to second window
>roastie passes me my absurdly large drink
>a minute or two later get sandwiches
>drive home
>smoke a bowl and watch youtube
>start eating
>decide to browse /ck/
>"What is the worst experience you've had at a McDonald's?" thread posted by anon
>so disgusted I can't even finish my burger
>decide to greentext my last 35 minutes
>be now

Fuck you OP

[Anonymous No.9553488]

>>9553468
Really makes you think.

[Anonymous No.9553530]

>>9553488
They all look Slavic, not white
Try again sweetie

[Swim To The Moon !KJ3agKxfv6 No.9553536]

My girlfriend at the time was having a manic episopde induced from being laced by drugs to the point where even a methhead though she was too crazy for her. I drove home without a licence and now I'm here alone. This was years ago.

[Anonymous No.9553542]

>>9553530

[Anonymous No.9553565]

>>9553484
> le weed 4.29 pay it XD XD

[Anonymous No.9553586]

>>9552340
They were out of sweet n sour at three different locations

[Anonymous No.9553589]

>>9553468
>Why do subhuman animals act like subhuman animals??

[Anonymous No.9553600]

>>9553586
You went to 3 different mcdonald's to get sweet and sour sauce?

[Anonymous No.9553604]

>>9553488
>>9553542
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.9553616]

>>9552397
white """"""people""""""

[Anonymous No.9553617]

>>9553488
>>9553542
Black people probably don't commit foodstamp fraud because the ones on stamps don't have jobs.

[Anonymous No.9553619]

>>9552387
>a scene of abject poverty
>macbook
every time...

[Anonymous No.9553623]

Trying to eat while people huff paint at the next table over, meth head losing his shit jumping up on the counter racially abusing staff and kicking the tills over or watching 5 people knock down a guy and kick him to a bloody pulp.

[Anonymous No.9553625]

The cubbyhole they call a McDonald's at my local mall's food court is kinda shit, whenever I ate there, the food was either stale or cold. I usually end up going to the freestanding location less than a mile away since their food is much more fresh.

[Anonymous No.9553633]

>>9553625
Who's the qt in the back?

[Anonymous No.9553637]

>mcdonalds having a Pokemon promotion
>Bring your 3ds and Pokemon x/y, must use McDonald's wifi to receive legendary Pokemon
>Also has Pokemon toys with happy meals to go with this promotion
>Go only because want the legendary for my game
>Since I'm there figure what the hell, I want some Pokemon toys too
>Order a happy meal and ask to be charged for three extra toys
>Get my order, but with some other non-pokemon bullshit toys
>"O-oh, uh... I kinda wanted the Pokemon toys, that's mostly why I ordered all this"
>Bunch of 16 year old girls are all like "aww" at me, a fucking 25 year old adult
>Get refund on the extra toys, but paid for the happy meal that I ate alone in my car

[Anonymous No.9553643]

>>9553637
You fucking loser

[Anonymous No.9553658]

>>9553619
>abject poverty
what US suburb do you live in?

[Anonymous No.9553671]

>>9553542
>>9553488
There are plenty of nigger-tier whites out there, thanks for solving the case anon.

Still, the worst of the niggers are alot worse. Just check some crime stats sometime sweetie

[Anonymous No.9553676]

>>9553623
I'm so glad I don't live in the US

[Anonymous No.9553680]

>>9553637
Grow up

[Anonymous No.9553694]

>>9553530
>>9553671
>sweetie
Why is /ck/ full of obese soccer moms?

[Anonymous No.9553698]

>>9553694
I'm neither obese nor a mom. Try again, schnookums

[Anonymous No.9553731]

>>9553694
Shouldn't be stereotyping, honeybun.

[Anonymous No.9553750]

>>9552374
I would genuinely be afraid of eating food from a fastfood restaurant run exclusively by blacks.
They aren't like actual people. Just imagine how they handle and store their food.

[Anonymous No.9553757]

>>9553676
Australia actually. 2/3 stories involved our indigenous brothers and sisters.

[Anonymous No.9553769]

>>9553633
I think she's the shift leader or something, not totally sure tho

[Anonymous No.9553770]

>>9553637
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.9553779]

>>9553637
If it makes you feel better those 16 year olds are only working there to support their multiple children from different dads.

[Anonymous No.9553784]

>>9553637
https://youtu.be/HhI4RdHMNrI

[Anonymous No.9553790]

>>9553694
Ummmmmmm it's the new 4chan meme these days, if you haven't noticed, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.9553796]

>>9553637

[Anonymous No.9553841]

>>9552457
Haha oh man. This is classic. This is too fucking funny.

[Anonymous No.9553861]

>>9553536
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.9553863]

>>9552460
>welfare queens getting free shit
hmm

[Anonymous No.9553867]

>>9552340

[Anonymous No.9553875]

>>9553542
>look at this single instance instead of the whole country
I'm not even republican but that's some facebook-tier echochamber shit

[Anonymous No.9553877]

Well op lets just say your pic is related...

[Anonymous No.9553880]

>>9553861
maybe it's wrong thread. could be a start to a good story

[Anonymous No.9553917]

>>9552595
Tendies werent that great. You could get the same result if you deep fried the expensive kind of Tyson Tendie.

[Anonymous No.9553928]

>>9553016
HEARTY LOL

[Anonymous No.9553941]

>>9552982
Because le epbic /pol/ racis. zXD Haha the funny thing is that he is black, and as we all know, whites have never done anything irrational or stupid before. Ever. And we all have 120+ IQs. Honestly, that's why it is so hysterical, and these little, unproven anecdotes just showcase our fantasies that whites are better than everyone else.

[Anonymous No.9553942]

>order mcchicken with cheese no lettuce
>check bag in parking lot
>has lettuce
>pull back through
>tell them
>they give me another
>check back in parking lot
>has cheese and lettuce
>pull back through
>they finally get the order right
>throw it in the trash because they probably wiped their asses with it
half an hour and two dollars down the drain

[Anonymous No.9553946]

> ordered 4 McDoubles
> got raped in the parking lot

[Anonymous No.9553954]

>>9553757
Lololol it makes so much more sense! I was thinking "who in the fuck huffs paint to get high anymore?!?" Then i hear its an abbo doing it

[Anonymous No.9553959]

>>9553941
his race has no bearing on the story, you tard

[Anonymous No.9554008]

Some shit head high school kid was half asleep at 8:30am on a Sunday and gave me the wrong order. I came back around and a Mexican guy took over and was really nice about it and gave me the right stuff with an extra hash brown.
I just really hate high school kids

[Anonymous No.9554029]

>>9553542
>haha we can make fun of White poverty but DON'T YOU DARE make fun of Black poverty

[Anonymous No.9554036]

>>9554029
I don't think they were making fun of anyone in poverty.

[Anonymous No.9554052]

>>9553658
I know the guy in that picture and his family is not poor in the least

[Anonymous No.9554112]

>>9552488
>Things that never happened, pt.IV

[Anonymous No.9554132]

>go to kfc because want something on the go
>got a twister and a zinger(I could eat the first one and put the other one in my pocket for later)
>they cashier tells me I should get some xyz deal so I get both and also fries and drink
>say no, I just want the twister and a zinger
>"but it's cheaper that way!"
>"I don't want fries or a drink, what am I gonna do with fries I don't want?"
>"throw them away"
>...
That was so stupid I just stared at the guy reproachfully so he stopped his bullshit and charged me for the twister and the zinger.

[Anonymous No.9554165]

>>9552340
The one by my work is on a busy street in a medium sized city. Right next to the place is a bus stop for local bus traffic. This McDonalds is also on the main street that a lot of homeless and drug addicts (heroin and coke mostly) hang out on during the day.

I once saw a guy walk back behind the counter and just start grabbing pretty much anything he could get his hands on food wise. Burgers, fries, pies, etc. and he was just throwing them into his backpack. People started yelling at him and the manager called the police. The police showed up a few minutes later and started trying to arrest the guy, but he got violent really quick. Then ended up tasing him and arresting him in the restaurant.

After he was removed from the restaurant the staff had to throw out everything he touched, and start making new food. This included all the fries they had up.

It was pretty entertaining, but really inconvenient because I was on my lunch break and it ended up wasting a bunch of time.

Other than that I honestly haven't really had a bad experience at a McDonalds.

[Anonymous No.9554239]

The only major issue I've had was that I had ordered a big mac for my sister and when she opened it up, it looked like someone took a huge bite out of it. Got it exchanged for another one. As for minor issues, it's the usual minor mistake like putting mayonnaise in my mchicken when I asked for none, putting ice in my drink when I asked for no ice, or the fact that the ice cream always seems to be broken down. Honestly just little things I couldn't get mad about.

[Anonymous No.9554246]

>>9553946
most realistic post in this thread

[Anonymous No.9554260]

I was taking orders and got stung by a bee. My throat started closing up and they called the ambulance. I got a huge ass bill and a ride to the hospital. Fuck McDonald's.

[Anonymous No.9554262]

>>9554112
Okay you caught me. I actually did throw the money at that nigger bitch. FUCK coons, especially in fast food

[Anonymous No.9554280]

>>9552488
I swear I've seen this before.

[Anonymous No.9554290]

>>9554280
I may have posted it here a couple years ago

[Anonymous No.9554296]

>>9554132
You are pants shittingly retarded

[Anonymous No.9554297]

>>9552340
A black guy once served me.

[Anonymous No.9554298]

>>9553750
In the south there's always a "black McDonalds" and a "Mexican McDonalds" in each town. The difference is night and day.

[Anonymous No.9554305]

>>9553750
I went to a wing shop that was run by all blacks. They were somewhat rude and the dining room was fucking disgusting; they refused to bus the tables so there were dirty napkins, silverware and baskets of chicken bones laying literally everywhere. Best wings I've ever had though, real talk. Nigger chicken is peerless, they cook it like they invented the shit.

[Anonymous No.9554310]

>>9554298
Dude I live in San Antonio. There's like one "white McDonald's" and it isn't even owned by white people.

[Anonymous No.9554312]

>>9554296
How are they dumb for not wasting food

[Anonymous No.9554336]

>>9552595
>someone else's coffee order, which was 5 creams, 5 sugars.

People that drink sweetened coffee should be publicly stoned. It tastes disgusting.

[Anonymous No.9554340]

>>9553637
>next level autism

[Anonymous No.9554347]

>>9554312
The dipshit could have easily ordered it and just had the restaurant hold the fucking fries and soda.

[Anonymous No.9554349]

>>9552989
>Country still uses 1 cent

It gets rounded off to the nearest denomination of 5 here when paying cash. They would charge the 1 cent for a card payment but it would be rounded off to 15 paying cash.
Regardless, that's a total kike move from that McDonald's.

[Anonymous No.9554355]

>>9552340
>Working there in the drive through
>People can see there is a long as fuck line of cars
>For some reason, they see this line of 10+ cars and decide to wait instead of going somewhere else
>They start getting mad because they knowingly had to wait
>Give them their food and don't acknowledge them, just give them a blank, confused stare
>Makes them even more upset

My worst experience as a whole was dealing with dumbass customers on a weekly basis.

[Anonymous No.9554378]

>>9554347
That's not how fast food deals work. One way or another those fries and soda get wasted if they're ordered.

[Anonymous No.9554394]

>>9552374
>I was the only white person there AND the only one who had an erection.

This is how I read it the first time. Damn you 4chan warping my damn mind

[Anonymous No.9554403]

>>9553542
The poorest predominantly white county in the US has a lower crime rate than the wealthiest predominantly black county.

[Anonymous No.9554416]

>>9553637
I got second hand embarrassment from reading this

[Anonymous No.9554440]

>At a meeting in work
>Have to leave the meeting early to go to another job
>Haven't had breakfast
>Already 25mins late
>"Fuck it get a burger"
>Order chicken legend meal
>Grab the bag and drink and leave
>Get taxi to job
>Get a chance to sit down when I arrive
>Bag only has fries inside
>Mfw
>Be next day
>Return to same McDonalds
>Explain what happened to manager
>End up having to argue my case because he thinks I'm lying
>Doesn't want to give me a legend so gives me a double cheeseburger
>Leave with my cheeseburger in disgust

I've also been fired for "Threatening" a costumer while working at McDonalds

[Anonymous No.9554467]

>>9553784
Oh holy fuck her face, that "I don't get paid enough to deal with fucks like you" face

[Anonymous No.9554472]

>>9554305
wow them are some cute seals can you eat them as pets inside america?

[Anonymous No.9554479]

>>9553637
>embarrassed over mainstream bullshit
who cares

[Anonymous No.9554498]

>>9553941
The guy was trying to steal you niggerloving tard

[Anonymous No.9554504]

>>9554305
what is the secret to black chicken?

[Anonymous No.9554544]

>>9554336
All coffee tastes fucking disgusting. Stop drinking that crap.

[Anonymous No.9554590]

>>9554504
>first preheat the oven to 10,000 degrees

[Anonymous No.9555038]

>>9552665
City council and cops are still trash. You'll still get a ticket for parking somewhere where it says you are allowed to park, and blight and some parts are still shit. Detroit Public schools are a waste of funds and you're better off either sending your kid to get molested by Catholics because there's a chance that they'll learn something rather than just be abused.

[Anonymous No.9555080]

Some white trash tried to fight me because he thought I got him in the eye with a lazer pointer.

I was aiming for him though.

[Anonymous No.9555354]

>>9553796
MODS JESUS

[Anonymous No.9555399]

>>9552340
I once ordered a mchicken and just got two slices of bread

[Anonymous No.9555428]

>>9552340
a very obvious tranny handed me my fries at the pick up window. it asked me if i wanted sauce. i said i wanted ketchup. it put stuff in the bag and i left. i found packets of grape jelly in the bag and ZERO ketchup. i was not happy.

[Anonymous No.9555438]

>>9554378
Bullshit, I've done this before at burger king, wanted two breakfast sandwiches, ordered the special and told them no drink or hash brown bite things, no issue.

[Anonymous No.9555443]

The "worst" experience I can recall me having at McDonald's was waiting about half an hour for the drive-thru line to move around 1am.
But that's why I put quotations around worst, because it was late at night and I'm sure it was a skeleton crew making burgers for every drunk and stoner awake at the time.
Knock on wood, but my experiences at McDonald's are decent, and I've even been inside the more ghetto locations.

[Anonymous No.9555462]

>>9555438
Thanks for proving that your single anecdotal piece of bullshit changes the world. Fucking dumbass.

[Anonymous No.9555513]

>>9555428
that jelly identifies as ketchup you bigot

[Anonymous No.9555519]

>>9555513

[Anonymous No.9555525]

>>9555428
>it
kek

[Anonymous No.9555534]

>On my way home
>Don't feel like pulling over but want something better than McDonald's
>See Sonic isn't busy
>Go through drive-thru
>Line is moving painfully slow
>Takes 5 minutes to get to the speaker
>Order a number two with the works, a coke and fries
>Takes about 15 minutes to get to the window for a line of only 3 cars ahead of me
>Sit outside the window for 5 minutes
>See about three chicks standing around inside not doing anything, glancing my way
>Give them the bird and go to the Burger King across the street

[Anonymous No.9555539]

>>9554310
The one by 281 and 1604?

[Anonymous No.9555563]

>"Can I get a McDouble with Mac sauce?"
>"Okay."
>Open McDouble
>No Mac sauce

>"Can I get a McChicken with no mayo?"
>"Okay."
>Open McChicken
>Mayo

>"Can I get a number 2 with a large coke?"
>"Okay."
>Sip my drink
>Diet

[Anonymous No.9555570]

>>9552374
HAHA, Im a little north of you in SCS and can believe this.. I send my condolences.

[Anonymous No.9555577]

>>9555555

[Anonymous No.9555578]

>>9552340
Burger tasted too salty. Someone did something wrong while assembling food.

[Anonymous No.9555647]

>>9553450
unironically

[Anonymous No.9555666]

>>9555578
Someone added the "special sauce" to your burger, anon.

[Anonymous No.9555680]

>>9553941
what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.9555713]

>Be wage slave at McDonalds
>Take bus to work
>Walk up to local McDonalds and notice a larger crowd than normal waiting outside in a line
>Wonder what's up but go to work
>Once behind the counter I ask the first customer what they want
>Uh, I want the Seschuan sauce *burp*
>What?
>Gimme that fuckin Sexswan sauce, haha. I'M PICKLE RICK
>Sorry sir, but we don't have that here.
>Customer gets upset and starts to ree on the floor demanding his sauce
>The entire crowd starts to get upset
> GIVE US THE SAUCE! GIVE US THE SAUCE!
>tfw when I'm not paid enough to deal with this.

[Anonymous No.9555738]

>>9552340
Cheese wasn't melted.

[Anonymous No.9555863]

>>9554165
Do you live in Kansas City? Sounds like the McDicks here

[Anonymous No.9556153]

>>9552468
>the ass behind that post

[Anonymous No.9556159]

>>9556153
Hey! I took that picture!

[Anonymous No.9556160]

>>9556153
How would it smell?

[Anonymous No.9556163]

>>9553600
I was craving the nuggets hard that day man and I only enjoy the sweet n sour sauce

[Anonymous No.9556262]

>>9554262
>>9553442
>>9554290

>AND he replies to everyone

How is this not a mental illness?

[Anonymous No.9556548]

>>9552460
>im in the military btw tee hee

[Anonymous No.9556571]

>travelling through Europe
>Barcelona, leaving the morning after
>no place to eat open nearby, only a McDonald's
>fuck it
>have a Big Mac, some nuggets and a Coke
>everything seems fine
>wake up an hour and a half before I left to catch the flight
>feeling awful
>puke
>drink water
>puke
>go to airport
>puke
>check in
>puke
>buy a few Gatorades to try and keep myself from dehydration
>puke
>12 hour flight
>puke throughout
>get home
>puke one last time

I can't eat at McDonald's after that.

[Anonymous No.9556575]

>>9556262
so which mcdicks you work at nigger?

[Anonymous No.9556615]

>Be me at 20 years old completely suicidal and want to have my last meal
> I get a double quarter pounder and ten chicken nuggets
> The food was actually good and fresh
>Take the bus and walk to the train tracks
>Decide not to kill myself

[Anonymous No.9556619]

>>9552356

Fpbp

[Anonymous No.9556732]

>>9554132
You could've given them to a hobolo and made his day
And you would be saved money

You're the kind of ultra nit picky bossy ppl everyone hates, nibba tries to give you a deal and you have an autistic fit..

Can guarantee you, you could be found someone who wanted some free fries and drink.. self centred shit

[Anonymous No.9556738]

>>9556615
That day mcdonalds saved someone's life because it was time to make a new batch of fries and a new batch of patties...

>If only I knew just what kind of power I held as a fry cook...

[Anonymous No.9556742]

>>9552440
he was stealing money from the drawer

[Anonymous No.9556744]

>>9556732
ahh ah ah, it was a moral win for the guy. While he paid more, and more for less he did save his dignity :^)

[Anonymous No.9556825]

Working there

[Anonymous No.9556857]

on that faggoty sczehuan sauce day I had a hankering for mcnuggies, not knowing they were doing this shit, but they didn't have any fucking honey mustard for some reason or another other sauce

[Anonymous No.9556866]

the only bad thing that happens is the employees cant fucking talk and work at the same time. They will stand still with my order in their hand as they talk to each other or someone in the back. Have to say shit like, 'hey, can i get my order you got right there?' all the time.

[Anonymous No.9557099]

>>9556615
>Mcdonalds as a last meal
damn anon, why?

[Anonymous No.9557105]

>>9552340
>waiting in line
>some retard infront of me jumps on the counter
>starts screaming "i want szechuan sauce im pickle rick"
>starts spazzing on the floor screaming "reeeeeee"
>runs out of restaurant

[Anonymous No.9557121]

>>9552340
First and last time I had a big mac. It was the most shittiest looking sandwich ever, it looked like someone threw it on the floor and smashed it with their foot.

[Anonymous No.9557136]

>walk in, just want a mcdouble for the road and the drive thru was out to the street
>Line is only 2 people
>Some fat autist in front of me turns around and gives me that excited tard giggle
>Mumbling about mcchickens and about to jump out of his chinos in antici
>
>
>pation
>Dude at the front ordering for the whole construction site, like $160 in burgers wtf
>Tard goes up, mcchicken meal, a second mcchicken and extra mcchicken sauce
>Cashier smiles, says hi and passes him an already made bag from before the construction guys order
>Apparently this tard is there every day, surprised the Arc lets him do this to himself
>Pulls out his sammich right there at the counter, stuffs half into his gaping maw at once
>Half chewing half dropping food from his mouth pulls out packets of sauce
>Muffled "Wow, three for free" before I just walk out and go to the Wendys next door

[Anonymous No.9557193]

>>9556615
wanna talk dude? im 21yo completely suicidal as well but I have a few tricks to share

[Anonymous No.9557206]

>>9557136
>>Muffled "Wow, three for free" before I just walk out and go to the Wendys next door

[Anonymous No.9557219]

>>9557206
Forgot my face

[Anonymous No.9557229]

>>9557206
>>9557219
Reddit.

[Anonymous No.9557234]

>>9557229
post proofs

[Anonymous No.9557247]

>>9557229
Faggot

[Anonymous No.9557302]

>>9557234
>>9557247
>the redditor strikes you as he screams in pain

[Anonymous No.9557654]

>>9556615
Did you at least stay and watch it go by, or did you let it go completely

[Anonymous No.9558736]

>>9555354
It's safe for work you fucking sodomite.

[Anonymous No.9558793]

Every time I go through the McDonalds drive through a fly ends up in my car

[Anonymous No.9558895]

>>9557136
>Wow, three for free

[Anonymous No.9558913]

pretty tame but I had some fries that were slightly painful to eat and tasted off. When I dumped out the box they were all visibly soaked in oil, like squeezing water from a sponge soaked.

It was pretty obvious some lazy asshole didn't want to make more fries so they scraped the bottom of a tray that must contain hours-old fries swimming in room temperature oil. Drove back and waited while they dropped a new batch.

[Anonymous No.9558916]

>>9556159
How did it smell?

[Anonymous No.9558989]

Forgot the fucking patty. I was already home when I opened up the wrapper. Complained to corporate and got a coupon. Never went back to that Mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.9558995]

>>9552356
Nice.

[Anonymous No.9559022]

>>9553322
You guys are cute.

[Anonymous No.9559180]

>>9552989
>>9553016

WOW the same thing happened to me but ordered crack and all i had was this bag of cheeseburgers

[Anonymous No.9559204]

>>9554132
Reminds me of when I worked at mcdons and they had a 2 filet o' fish for 2.50 deal, while one filet o'fish was still like 4.50. Every time someone ordered a single filet I was supposed to tell them how it was cheaper to get 2. Some people understood what I was saying and some didn't and some felt the need to fiercely stick up for their decision to just get one even though I wasn't trying to push them on it.

[Anonymous No.9559220]

>>9555863
Nope. I work in Everett, Washington.

[Anonymous No.9559331]

>>9557136
I appreciate your Rocky Horror Picture joke my dude.

[Anonymous No.9559368]

>>9559220
That’s depressing. I’m sorry

[Anonymous No.9559571]

>>9558916
This was at a McDonald's inside a Walmart. It smelled like the death of the American dream.

[Anonymous No.9559601]

>>9554310
>eating McDonald's
>Not eating Texmex kino
Shit taste

[Anonymous No.9559641]

ordered a salad and it took them 20 minutes while i was waiting there
they don't even make the salads, theyre fucking premade and it still took them 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.9559672]

>>9552477
I thought it was common for fast food places to let you keep your messed up order. I've had that happen a few times.

[Anonymous No.9559673]

>>9552340
McDonald's is fucking incredible. They're the only 24 hour place in my town, every single girl they hire is a fucking young hottie, and super sweet. They are tasty, they are cheap, they are fast.

McDonald's doesn't try to be anything that it's not, it does what it does perfectly. They are one of the top employers in north America, both in numbers and employee reviews. They support mothers and students with flexible hours and scholarships and career opportunity.

Fuck YOU, sir. I have been a loyal customer since the 80's.

[Anonymous No.9559676]

i was there and some manager was trying to push colouring on and adult man

it was super weird

[Anonymous No.9559686]

>>9552340
going to to mc donalds. thats the worst experiance

[Anonymous No.9559701]

Working at one.

Burn rankings from worst to least bad:
Bun Steamer Burns
Deep Fryer Burns
Grill grease burns

[Anonymous No.9559709]

>>9552340
a bit of a stretch but Mcdonalds once had this spicy chicken sandwich as the new disgusting concoction the general public should go overpay for because they spent the GDP of a wealthy South African country on it's advertising. The sauce tasted like smoked dog dick, but lo and behold, good ole pops loved it, and since it was a small town last name basis kind of shit, he managed to buy AN ENTIRE JUG OF THIS SHIT. So he made a breaded chicken stir fry, one of his signature dishes, with this sauce as essentially a broth to fry the breaded chicken and red peppers with, he then proceeded to cake this shit cayenne powder and call it a meal. me and my sister were waiting to be served when he exclaims from the kitchen "ah shit kids, this my best one yet, wait until ya try this chicken!". He comes in with a runny nose and plops a vile nameless substance on our plates for consumption. Needless to say it was uneatable, but my dad would take a bite then yell "oh shit damn!" every fucking time for 30 minutes while wiping sweat from brow.
That's my worst mcdonalds experience.

[Anonymous No.9559737]

>>9552989
I actually know why that happened. I worked in a Mcdonalds one summer because fuck you, dont make fun of me. I worked the shift where tills would get counted and switched, and if the till was ever even a cent off, you'd be fired, I've seen it happen to negress who actually offered the manager the quarter she let the customer off with.

[Anonymous No.9559752]

>>9553637
You know you could've said it was for your nephew or some shit, make some crap about him being a die hard pokemon fan, that you bought him a pokemon game and now he's hooked, so you buy him pokemon cuz he likes it?........jeez you people have no idea how to forge oppourtunities

[Anonymous No.9559753]

>>9559368
Tell me about it. At least I don't live in Everett and I can escape that bullshit after 5 PM.

[Anonymous No.9559761]

>>9552340
I was a kid, there was a wasp inside and I didnt notice it landed on me, and I must have squished it a little because next thing I know the fucker had stung me right on the throat and it fucking hurt.

[Anonymous No.9559777]

>>9556615
>Mcdonalds as your last meal

you have a train to catch

[Anonymous No.9559785]

>>9559673
How many levels of irony are you on right now?

[Anonymous No.9559806]

>live in shithole with no starbucks
>go to mcdonalds for the mccafe
>order frappe
>watered down ice with milk
>go back, order caramel latte macchiato
>find out worker chicks first day of work
>worker chick struggles for 5 minutes
>caramel latte macchiato tastes weirdly bland
>worker chick waves me down, apologizes for forgetting caramel
>offers me shot of caramel in near empty cup
>leave before some new mishap occurs

[Anonymous No.9559811]

>go to McDonalds i had never been to in my town
>not run by the people who run the others
>order 2 McDoubles
>"oh sorry we're running low on meat so we're not serving McDoubles"
>how the fuck is that my problem
>order 2 cheeseburgers instead, plain because their vegetables are gross
>also i like to dip them in ketchup
>get food and my burgers are not plain, but whatever i don't even care i'm hungry
>but they only give me one little tub of ketchup
>ask the counter
>half looks up over at me "uhh yeah they're 50 cents a piece"
>am actually kinda pissed off now
>"you only gave me one ketchup for my meal, you think that's enough? i'm not buying more"
>"i'm sorry sir but that's our policy"
>"yeah okay i want a refund, this is ridiculous and you messed up my order"
>show her burgers and the receipt that clearly states i ordered them plain
>"i have to get the manager"
>"what seems to be the problem here"
>explain
>"uhh... well, i can give you new burgers if you want"
>are you fucking kidding me
>pick up my tray and launch contents into the kitchen area
>"ah yo what the fuck"
>basically reeeed as i sprint out the door
>unlock my bike and speed away
not even making this up, something about that day and those people really got to me and i had been drinking

[Anonymous No.9559870]

>>9554504
General uncleanliness, dont give a fuck attitude, and dont forget to over season it and cook it too high of a temperature for almost too long.

[Anonymous No.9559882]

>>9559811
>paying for a meal you didn't eat
>drinking
>pedalled away on your little bike
>vegetables are icky
>muh ketchup
I don't doubt the authenticity of this story one bit

[Anonymous No.9559892]

>>9559806
childhood memory came back
>be kid me
>went to see a movie with dad
>go to mcdonalds after
>whole place covered in mcchicken posters
>new mcchicken is in
>go in, one guy working
>dressed in cheap shitty party city chicken costume
>pissed as hell
>dad: [is asshole]
>guy: *sigh* what can i get you
>dad: hi chicken, we'll have two mcyous and two caramel sundaes, hold the ice cream
>guy: [seethes with silent rage]
>kid me: [dies of embarrassment]
>dad: [is smug]
>overall thoroughly unpleasant ordering experience
>food was aight i guess

[Anonymous No.9559894]

>>9559882
hey piss off, i live in the city and biking is a nice way to get around

and yes, fast food lettuce and pickles are disgusting and i'd rather not have them on my food

[Anonymous No.9559906]

>>9556571
Nigger, they put ice from the tap into the soda. If you drink foreign tap water your shit will get rekt

[Anonymous No.9559916]

>>9559906
You won't get sick from Spanish tapwater. You get sick from tapwater in places like Mexico or India.

[Anonymous No.9560001]

>>9553637
Everyone saying do this make up an excuse.
Dude I wouldnt feel embarrassed. Fuck the cliche social shit humans conform to.
But then again im tall and at least a 7 so j could enjoy nerdy shit and nobody really cares. Or even if they do so what? Imma do me.
Youre a betabitch

[Anonymous No.9560236]

Saw a couple of spic cooks beat some redneck half to death was pretty funny

[Anonymous No.9560319]

>>9553623
I don't know why you're complaining, that sounds fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.9560369]

>>9559180
Ayo what's up now patnah!! pow pow

[Anonymous No.9560386]

I honestly think most of you dickheads are lying about your experiences. I'm 32 and I eat at McDonald's about twice a month.

For realism sake, let's just say I didn't start eating McDonald's until I was 5 years old. That's 27 years, multipled by eating at McDonalds twice a month (24 times per year).

That evens out to about 650 McDonald's eating experiences, and the worst thing I can think of is either A: the fries were cold, or B: they ran out sweet tea ...

[Anonymous No.9560387]

>>9552340
Order Nuggets. Ask for 1 sweet and sour and one honey mustard.

Ran out, because the packets are small as shit. Go back up and ask for another packet of each.

They say it's .50 cents more for extra packets.

FUCK YOU RONALD YOU KIKE MOther FUCKER!

No other fast food place ever had done this.

Oh also, once I was getting breakfast on vacation just a quick and get back on the road deal, so we stopped at McDicks. I like putting mayo on my breakfast sandwich, and they said "Sorry Mayo packets cost .25 cents", granted this was in some bumfuck nowhere small town where all they had was a gas station/convience store with groceries, a McDicks, and a Hardware store/Antique store combined.

No other mcdonalds at least charges for the mayo packets. Don't get what's so special about the other sauces that you only get an allotted amount.

[Anonymous No.9560399]

>>9552561
Yea, me too. Fuck pickles.

[Anonymous No.9560428]

>>9559785
IDK like 3 or 4?

[Anonymous No.9560457]

>>9560387
You sound like a disgusting, fat piece of shit who drenches everything you eat in sauce to the point that it's inedible to anyone that doesn't live under a bridge, you ogre.

[Anonymous No.9560473]

>>9560457

Good one, m8. I fukt ur mum last nite.

[Anonymous No.9560494]

>>9553322
Now kiss

[Anonymous No.9560497]

>>9552665
Saginaw here (fuck niggers) and this black dude who lives in Detroit who drives here to work told me and my boss that Detroit was getting better specifically because more white people were moving in.

[Anonymous No.9560679]

>>9552340
I lost one of my favorite toys in the ball pit when I was like 7. It still haunts me.

[Anonymous No.9560708]

>>9553637
Teenagers are retarded and make fun of minor shit just to fit in with each other. I guarantee you weren't the only adult trying to get those Pokemon toys. Though, going all out with the happy meal was a bit much.

[Anonymous No.9560754]

>go to local mcdonald's with 3 friends
>some chick I saw at a party a few weeks before is working there
>its late at night so start talking while she is cleaning the tables and shit
>some drunk fuck head comes in
>thinks he is top shit
>his other drunk buddy is outside sitting in a BMW
>before he gets to the counter he starts clicking his finger at the girl and demanding she get back to work and serve him
>she tells him shes cleaning and someone behind the counter will serve him
>he walks up and grabs her and tries to pull her and push her toward the counter
>yells at her to move
>his drunk asshole friend comes in
>act like a bunch of jerkoffs and start yelling at the girl and the wimpy manager
>girl runs back to me and my friends
>asshole walks up and tries to fight
>we just push him and tell him to fuck off
>he gets aggressive and takes a swing
>mate threw coke at him mid swing
>he gets pushed to floor and kicked in ribs
>i tell girl to stay back
>2 mates run over to other asshole to jump him before he comes over
>hit them a few times and push them toward the exit
>one of them grabs a burger from the counter and lobs it at my friend
>they run to their car
>faggots drop keys
>we grab the big bin bags that are sitting there and chase them
>throw all the shit at their car
>they open up doors and grab keys so they can drive away
>as they do that throw even more shit inside
>one friend kicks off wing mirror
>they fuck off
>I wait for girl to finish and walk her home
>next time me and friends are there was a week later and we were drunk again
>manager gave us a massive feed for free
>still free shit here and there if him or the girl are on

[Anonymous No.9560759]

>>9559673
>>9559785
desu that's how it is in France as long as you avoid Paris.
a combo is like 8€ tho, and a single mcchicken is like 4€

But yeah, such is life in 1st world countries I guess.

[Anonymous No.9560813]

>roommate and I get home on christmas day around 1 am
>nothing is open, not even the 24 hour mart
>except fucking mcdonalds
>naturally no one wants to be there
>we both get food poisoning
That was just a bad experience all around

The funniest:
>roommate and I go for late night munchie run
>the town we live in is just a shit show wook haven
>we pull into the drive through to see two wild wooks trying to walk through it
>My window is rolled down so we hear the whole ordeal
>they're not in a car so the restaurant can't serve them
>they throw a tantrum and one of them pulls his harem pants down and shits in the middle of the drive through in retaliation
>my roommate who is an angry little jew has had enough of this fuckery
>she gets out and proceeds to yell about how she has to drive her nice car through human shit because of them and won't be taking that lightly
>grabs the shitter by the dreads and literally throws him down into his own pile of feces
>the other one just bolts into the night never to be seen again
>the one now covered in shit tries to get into the restaurant to clean himself
>they refuse to let him in because he's a dirty fucking wook covered in shit
>we order and pull through, the cashiers are loling and give us free nuggets with our meals for making the graveyard shift a little more bearable.

[Anonymous No.9560825]

>>9560813
Were you in colorado?

[Anonymous No.9560838]

Not necessarily bad, but still sorta unpleasant:
>be me
>11:45 pm on a fall or winter saturday or sunday or something
>decide to get midnight fries for the hell of it
>walk to mcdonald's
>normally dead empty at this hour, even drive-thru
>notice a bunch of ordinary cars in the lot
>"hmmm"
>seems a little sketch but this isn't a sketch neighborhood usually
>head in
>a bunch of high schoolers from the nearby school are doing whatever but they seem to not be stirring shit so w/e
>order using the kiosk because I'm a fucking neet
>pay, get receipt
>wait by counter for order
>feel something brush my back
>look around
>notice one of the jackasses decided to toss a napkin or something at me
If I had seen them do it I'd probably chew them out a little. Not a lot, just a little.
Other than that, nothing else really qualifies as "bad" other than the odd screwed up order. This is in Canadaland though so I guess there won't really be a whole lot of crap compared to going to some McDonald's in MSP.

[Anonymous No.9560860]

>>9553637
You sound cute, dont listen to those mean kids

[Anonymous No.9560866]

>>9553542
It has a population of 4,461 1,700 are black... Gtfo

[Anonymous No.9560905]

>>9553619
>abject poverty
no, they're just lazy and apathetic

[Anonymous No.9560942]

>>9560399
>>9552561
Fuck you pickles are great
Pickle Rick sucks, but pickles are fucking great
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.9560949]

>>9553488
>Over the last 20 years we have managed to capture only 30 "wight people" abusing food stamps, here are their pictures

[Anonymous No.9560967]

>>9553784
>My faith in humanity has fallen by 20%

[Anonymous No.9561012]

>>9556732
>y-you could've tracked down a hobo and forced a tiny amount of food on him!!!!
Jesus anon.

[Anonymous No.9561019]

>>9559892
Oh no, your dad is a "take no shit from no one manly man" and you are a pussy
Get off the computer, your disappointed dad is still paying the electric bill

[Anonymous No.9561023]

Is it just me or do half of these bad experiences involve a nogger

[Anonymous No.9561031]

>>9560866
According to the the latest census, 2010, Owsley county was 98.7% white, .3% black, the rest native american and hispanic.

[Anonymous No.9561055]

>>9561019
you're adorable
i moved out years ago

[Anonymous No.9561060]

>>9553757

WA?

[Anonymous No.9561087]

>>9554052
explan

[Anonymous No.9561091]

>>9559916
I wouldn't test this theory on myself, there is a reason why everyone including the travel agency recommended we take bottled water with us to Spain.

[Anonymous No.9561214]

so this wasn't the fault of mcdonalds per se but it happened in one so w/e
>standing in line
>suddenly hear someone talking loudly behind me
>manic looking lady talking to herself, thinking out loud
>try to ignore, can't
>lady is babbling random shit, about her friend's toddler, about a beautiful tree near her house, about politics in Romania
>line moves up
>lady becomes less and less coherent, starts getting anxious and panicky, choking back tears
>get my food, go and sit down
>lady full on hysterically crying at the counter, orders small fries to go, runs out
>workers not even fazed

[Anonymous No.9561257]

>girl at the drive through window is holding my coffee in her left hand
>reach out the window with my left hand to grab it
>she switches the fucking cup to her right hand for some reason
>now I have no angle to grab the cup because her hand and fingers are in the way (imagine trying to shake someone's right hand using your left hand)
>grab it from the bottom, spill it all over the inside and outside of my car
>"th-thanks"
>drive away

[Anonymous No.9561265]

>>9561214
>workers not even fazed
In that "RICK AND MORTY FREAKOUT!!!" video where the guy pretends to get upset about not having any sauce, he starts jumping on the country and rolling around on the floor and the employees barely look at him. One just starts dealing with the next customer in line. Kind of sad because it seems like they're dead inside.

[Anonymous No.9561267]

>>9561265
>he starts jumping on the country
counter*

[Anonymous No.9561304]

>>9560754
sick larp u scrawny fag

[Anonymous No.9561336]

The worst experience was my friend pretending to have an autistic meltdown because they put too much ice for his liking in his soda. Fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.9561420]

>yelp

[Anonymous No.9561552]

>>9553468
I don't know anon how would you feel if the world treated you like shit for centuries?

[Anonymous No.9561625]

>>9560838
>MSP
?

[Anonymous No.9561695]

>>9553484
imagine being THIS middle class

[Anonymous No.9561766]

>>9561552
>Centuries

Those critters can't remember yesterday and sure don't appreciate that they are the beneficiaries of racism against whites, like affirmative action, free college food and medical, lower prison sentences for crime and the 40,000 black on white rapes every year

[Anonymous No.9561770]

>>9552340
My friend ordered a Filet-o-Fish, asked for double fish, all he got was the bun and the sauce.

The next time he went there he asked for double again and they put five in.

WHY DO THESE PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN GET $15/ph????

[Anonymous No.9561814]

>>9561770
>1x2=no bun
>1x2=5
without seeing their own calculations it's hard to say that they are wrong in these regards, the differing answers suggests they have some serious mathematical conflicts

i should wonder if they were ever properly resolved

[Anonymous No.9561825]

>>9559701
hard mode:
egg cooker burns

[Anonymous No.9561828]

>>9552340
Getting the food honestly

[Anonymous No.9561833]

>>9561552
Dunno, nobody ever lives that long. Maybe you feel really good.

[Anonymous No.9561841]

>>9552460
>Carload of Privates giggling and talking shit about how shitty McDonald's is but can't afford or navigate their way to another good place

The Army was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.9561852]

>>9559892
you sound kinda gay, that stuff is embarassing when you're small but you should realize by now it's funny. Also fuck that mc chicken faggot, he's the one dressed up like a cocksucking chicken and somehow your dad is the asshole?

[Anonymous No.9561894]

>>9561852
>that stuff is embarassing when you're small

can ya guess why it is a childhood memory of embarrassment and not a last thursday memory

can ya

also what do you call someone who had to kiss asses of men more powerful than himself for a living and chose to take out his frustrations on anyone he deemed beneath him

now go childproof your many edges

[Anonymous No.9562127]

>>9561257
This is some serious autism

[Anonymous No.9562248]

>>9552488
>>leave a negative yelp review for that McDonald's
gottem

[Anonymous No.9562260]

>>9552340
It was like 2 in the morning and I asked for extra pickles and only got one fucking pickle

On top of that I was kind of stoned and went into the wrong lane and almost killed myself by driving into incoming traffic.

I still get really weird feelings every time I see that mcdonalds.

[Anonymous No.9562315]

>>9555428
>"i'm a literal nigger who can't cope that other people aren't the same as my dumb black ass. PS i eat nothing but mcdona's"

fixed your post for you friend :)

[Anonymous No.9562393]

i haven't had mcdonalds since i was a kid, but we'd always get it for breakfast when we went on roadtrips.
i'd the get pancakes, and 30minutes down the road i'd always throw up.

fun stuff.

[Anonymous No.9562415]

>>9562393
Fuck I love their pancakes
Never threw up though, were you reading in the car or something?

[Anonymous No.9562424]

>>9552340
Just that every single time I go there i'm served by some rude black girl who forget the sauce

[Anonymous No.9562487]

>>9552340
one time i went there

[Guardbro No.9562563]

>hate McDicks because it always makes me sick
>Driving 5 or so hours back from nuggetfest
>get the gurgles so I stop at a McDicks trucker stop extravaganza to use the bathroom, wash the camp smoke off my face, etc
>Hungry as fuck
>Grim line my mouth and figure a thing of nuggets would be safe
>Order food, they give me my number and such
>Remember McFlurries being good, step back up and order one crushed oreo diabeetus special
>Girl at the counter was flustered on the first round of ordering but seems to be in a mild panic for whatever reason
>Wat.jpg
>Nuggets come out pretty quick, and her freckled face starts to get that panic sheen that waiters get when the kitchen sends the main course before the app and their side salads at the end of the meal
>Go to say its fine and to calm down
>That was a mistake
>Fumbles the cup and metal guard
>icecream everywhere
>"I-Its fine!" She stammers, whipping out another cup and filling it with softserve
>Puts too many cookies in
>Mixer is having trouble
>She is just... ramming it on the mixing rod now trying to get the stir going
>Someone points out i got a fleck of cream on my kilt, wipe it away
>She gets the McFlurry done
>She is quite embarrassed and wont make eye contact
>"Way to stick in there, killer"
>Give her forearm a light smack
>She nervously giggles and her manager clicks her teeth, that snucking schlock that only black female managers can do
>Wish her a good day, grab my nugs and head out

Felt bad, and quire frankly was my worst experience because i dont know what was making her so erratic. Figured the manager was giving her shit and I did a separate order like an asshole after the first.

>mfw i made her day difficult on accident

[Anonymous No.9562785]

>>9552340
Old black guy in a literal ghetto location refused to serve me for being white.
A mexican ended up taking my order but it tasted like piss so I threw it out.

[Anonymous No.9562809]

>>9559641
The salads are not premade at my store. I mean 20 minutes is retarded, but the salads are all assembled on site.

[Anonymous No.9562828]

>>9561770
This didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.9562850]

>>9553484
>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.9562856]

>be me
>go to McDonalds
>order two fillet o fish
>fries and coke
>eat in car
>get food poisoning
>die in car in parking lot
>family serves McDonalds at my wake
>town bullies rape my corpse
>sister comes out as lesbian
>step-dad tries to fuck her out of being queer
>the end

[Anonymous No.9562863]

>>9553530
funny you always people who normally would be considered white, non-white only when it suits your argument.
>t.hypocrite

[Anonymous No.9562875]

>>9553530
at what moment in time did anyone decide that we slavs aren't white, пeдepчинo

[Anonymous No.9562906]

>>9553757
>blacks are peo-

https://youtu.be/YnkvvI_xEU0

[Anonymous No.9562910]

>>9559892
Your father is hilarious. Stop being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.9562913]

>walk into the restaraunt
>niggers work here
>leave

[Anonymous No.9562941]

went to argentina for 4 months for a contract I had for my job

The food was okay but I missed american food so I went to mcodnalds once. first person didn't understand my broken english, so I used my broken spanish and they understood

second time I went I assumed it would be the same thing so I used my broken Spanish and got immediately cut off with a pissed off look on her face. 'english' she said. okay no problem.

third time I go I notice they recognize me and I see them giggle and try not to laugh. Probably because I ordered the same thing the first two times so they just assumed I was going to order it again the third time. I was going to, but it felt really shitty. Like they were like oh look this dumb gringo is back, just give him his cheese burger because that is what he always gets

I didn't go back after that

[Anonymous No.9563019]

>>9561091
They recommended to bring the tap water because they knew somebody will forget the water so the agency can sell them some overpriced 0,5L afterwards.

Europe water is just fine.

[Anonymous No.9563035]

>>9562913
Unironically this. The burgerking near me hires brown people and it is fucking awful. The mcdonalds hires white people and it is not awful.

[Anonymous No.9563089]

>Be poor kid
>Growing up in south central LA
>Mom trying to buy me a ¢39 cheesburger for getting good grades
>two loud ghetto black women walk in
>you guys take food stamps?
>no
>why ya niggas only hire messicans
>they no niggas working at mcds
>starts throwing the ketchup and napkins
>ya wetback piece a shit
>gimme an application
>ya racists motherfuckers
>get cheeseburger
>bite it
>has pickles and mustard eventhough i requested it plain
>fucking hell

[Anonymous No.9563140]

>>9562913
Like niggers as is "blacks" or niggers as in "blacks who act like subhumans"?
Because I live in the Midwest and our black-run restaurants are really quite good and the people are nice as fuck.

[Anonymous No.9563190]

>>9563140
>niggers as in "blacks who act like subhumans"?

This, but this line is getting harder to spot.

There was a time in the 1980's and 90's where blacks would separate themselves from the criminal niggers and denounce them, like Cosby.

> fast forward to 2017 and now all blacks want to be "niggers" because it means Affirmative Action, Quotas, & more free, unearned stuff.

[Anonymous No.9563199]

>>9563190
>There was a time in the 1980's and 90's where blacks would separate themselves from the criminal niggers and denounce them, like Cosby.

I remember Bill Cosby and Chris Rock got fucking grilled by the nigger community because they said some truths that niggers didn't want to hear.

Sadly, it's more popular and easier to be a nigger than an honest black man.

[Anonymous No.9563205]

>>9561894
Wow you really are a fag. Unclench your butthole you fucking fairy. He saw a guy dressed as a dumbass chicken and made a joke about it. Way to bring in class struggle and pseudopsychology over literally nothing

[Anonymous No.9563209]

>>9563140
>"blacks who act like subhumans"?

[Anonymous No.9563221]

>>9563199
>You want to actually work for money?!
>Fucking Uncle Toms!

[Anonymous No.9563230]

>>9563199
>like Cosby
and then he ended up being a rapist, lmao

[Anonymous No.9563232]

>>9562906
This is clearly a rual cave dwelling Caucasian.

[Anonymous No.9563234]

>>9556163
i once emptied 3 packs of the stuff with a straw
i was pretty drunk, so don't blame me

[Anonymous No.9563238]

>>9563209
I don't think any race is less human than any other but I think individuals can act like subhumans. Niggers can be any race as far as I'm concerned.

[Anonymous No.9563265]

>>9563140
Oh I can spot a nigger quite well. Nothing against black folk, they are great people. But niggers.... Oh boy don't get me started.

[Anonymous No.9563270]

>>9563209
lmao they never even invented the wheel, how the fuck are they gonna say shit about genetics?

[Anonymous No.9563277]

>>9563238
all races are human, theyre just not equal

[Anonymous No.9563338]

>>9553616
I would genuinely be afraid of eating food from a fastfood restaurant run exclusively by whites.
They aren't like actual people. Just imagine how they handle and store their food.

[Anonymous No.9563449]

>>9553347
That's also a Burger King Bathroom floor. I have mopped my fair share of shit off of those tiles.

[Anonymous No.9563466]

>>9553637
Bruh y tho?

I managed at my local mcdonalds for 3 years and the amount of shameless dudes who would come in for toys was astounding.

People spending $10 for 3 my little pony toys.
Like why tho, you could have just put that $10 (and probably more since they always try to get the collection) and spend it on, idk, QUALITY toys? Target and Walmart got you covered.

Was it cause someone you know had one? So you just assumed getting the whole collection would make you "cooler" with those people?

Honestly I can't even. I'm never working customer service again after working there.

[Anonymous No.9563473]

>>9563205
ow I cut myself reading this ow ow the edges oof

[Anonymous No.9563512]

>>9553488
That's because the PC news isn't allowed to report on Black crimes

[Anonymous No.9563750]

>>9563512
>when facts don't fit my narrative, deny the facts
>t. Drumpf

[Anonymous No.9563763]

>>9553530
nice try

[Anonymous No.9563775]

>>9552665

chinks bought up all the run down houses and are just sitting on them while the valley goes up and they deteriorate

[Anonymous No.9563828]

>>9552460
Militaryfags are like vegans I swear.

[Anonymous No.9564212]

>go to the drive-thru at 2am
>nigga circles around the car and tries to punch me from the driver window
>is a manlet and doesnt reach
>speed away
>go to drive-thru at 7pm
>nigga (not the same nigga or same part of town) whacks my windshield with something
>doesnt even leave a scratch, sprints away when he realizes it failed
>get my order and leave
>go to the drive-thru at 9am
>woman at the menu booth tells me over intercom to please hold as there's an armed robbery
>not even the same state
>decide to fuck off before I get shot
>look inside the restaurant
>pair of niggas

[Anonymous No.9564542]

>>9553488
What the fuck is food stamp fraud, sounds like something that might happen in communist Russia and would get you executed.

[Anonymous No.9564767]

>>9554544
>I haven't developed an adult pallette for bitter taste

[Anonymous No.9564886]

>>9563466
>person likes thing
>WOW how dare you like thing what a fucking loser

[Anonymous No.9564929]

The best was also the worst, it was when they put an extra patty on my quarter pounder, but I threw it up back into my sundae cup.

[Anonymous No.9565118]

>>9561625
Minneapolis/St. Paul.

[Anonymous No.9565222]

This thread in a nutshell
>here's my bad experience
>yeah fuck niggers
>there's no way your bad experience happened
>stop being a pussy and just take the bad food

[Anonymous No.9565692]

Me and the boss being forced to walk through the drive-thru because fuck you reasons at 8pm.Oh had a line of cars hooting behind us while we argued for our fucking change.

Maccas is macaca in Cape Town