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>> No.9551597

what's this
I dont even

>> No.9551606
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>> No.9551614

Requesting rare /jacks/ preferably with Tammy - I need sexual release

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>> No.9551670
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Wanna explain what's going on in this webm, OP?

>> No.9551675

Dim Sum

>> No.9551680

Anyone have that perfectly looping GIF of the fat chinese guy eating peking duck?

>> No.9551683

I guess that's Hong Kong Dollar?

>> No.9551684

God I wish my penis was that fork

>> No.9551692

That or Taiwan

>> No.9551696
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Found it.

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>> No.9551712


That'd be like 2 USD

>> No.9551717
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Dude you are thirsty as fuck

>> No.9551722

Sounds about right. Street vendors in Taiwan are cheap af

>> No.9551726

>being that old and still not knowing how to cook

>> No.9551731

Thirsty for Tammy's juices

>> No.9551754

it's a meme you dip

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It's like the planet of the apes but with bread

>> No.9551798

This is the most sexual webm I have ever seen

>> No.9551830

Looks like he just stopped giving a fuck. He's only cooking for himself, so why would he care whether anyone else likes it?

>> No.9551849

This is lewd !

>> No.9551887
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>> No.9551901

ill take some crystal dumplings, curry squid, tofu skin stuffed with chicken, and some of those tasty steamed rice rolls

>> No.9551902

thats physically impossible, you could rupture your stomach trying to do it if you are a small person

>> No.9551990

someone fly yuka out there

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not webm but ok

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>> No.9552045

I want to try this

>> No.9552158

Oh damn she is hot, didn't expect that

>> No.9552160

I bet it's really good but there's no way someone could eat 22 lbs of food even in a day.

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why would anyone who can cook not have a morbidly obese wife to keep his skills sharp?

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You can say that about literally any piece of food you make, it doesn't mean you can't improve your own cooking standards and your own palate. This is such dumb fucking logic and the reason why most of the food in the cooking threads looks like trash, any criticism is met with "tasted good to me" which is complete bullshit

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>> No.9552300

>using his tongue to wrangle the food into his mouth
he is so fucking disgusting
he's like a chimp

>> No.9552559

Watching fat people eat food is fucking disgusting.

>> No.9552572

you misspelled juicey

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>using his tongue to catch the pizza

>> No.9552680

What, yall never seen a man use his tongue?

>> No.9552696

Dude's probably been dirt poor his entire life.

>> No.9552698

now this can actually kill someone. But I want to see matt stonie take on it.

>> No.9552728


damn he got through more than i expected


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I'm sorry.

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>> No.9552770

She has to eat all the eggs before she can leave.

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>> No.9552773

She dosen't have to tell him what happned, but she DOES have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.9552776

That's not a chimp.

>> No.9552783

Fuck off reddit

>> No.9552789

he tried it but couldn't do it


>> No.9552795

god forbid there are people who are new on this site

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>> No.9552810

Bitter autist please blow brains out

>> No.9552815

>wrong filenames

>> No.9552832

After seeing this webm a thousand times, I tried making an egg sandwich exactly as he did.
It's pretty tasty.

>> No.9552833

you need to get laid

>> No.9552838

I name files how I want to name files. What are you gonna do about it?

>> No.9552845

>Wah he should cook food I like

You sound like a spoiled teenage white girl

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ree you

>> No.9552854

>pls stop filming me

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It's a useful skill

>> No.9552857

t. Reddit

>> No.9552910

kys or go shitpost on /tv/ if you want to be this way

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>> No.9552950

wtf is that filename

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>> No.9552981

>Not knowing this guy is a troll

>> No.9552999

This whole board is r*ddit. One of the worst boards on 4chan.

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>> No.9553058

This right here reminds me of why 4chan will always have a special place in my heart

>> No.9553111

White people have gone too far

>> No.9553297

They are called asian

>> No.9553435

Why does he film himself do this

>> No.9553459

Anybody got the video of the crazy italian lady making her shitty pasta sauce

>> No.9553493

>spoonfeeding newfags
You are what is killing this site.

>> No.9553610

>I'm just big boned
>eats 5 plates of pasta

I've never eaten with a fat person and then continued to wonder why they were fat afterwards

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>> No.9553650

>i'm big boned
>i'm bulking
>it is my genetics
>i had my thyroid removed
>eating this is okay because i don't eat it that often (3 times a week)

>> No.9553763

oh fuck off
4chan isn't your special little place, you faggot

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You are 10 years too late for that statement.

>> No.9553816

get fucked

>> No.9553836

2008 was the great exodus and it is the cause of current 4chan.

>> No.9553859

Precursor sure, but 2016 is the cause of current 4chan.
I know that most oldfags moved through a few chans but where did they all end up?

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>eat 22 lb of food *challenge*
>hold your breath for 2 hours challenge
>Jump 12 meters vertically challenge
>6 ton deadlift challenge

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>> No.9553972

4kg is considerably smaller but this is still crazy impressive

>> No.9553979

almonds are activated

>> No.9554011

She's bulimic my man

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>> No.9554022

yeah but that happens after the eating

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>> No.9554064

>go have dinner with my parents
>fat fuck dad has to chew with his mouth open and make disgusting noises the entire time
>doesn't even realize that he's doing it

Living around the fat makes you hate it even more.

>> No.9554084

Yes it is. Fuck off grandma

>> No.9554120

That's not exclusive to fat people and you may have misophonia.

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>top 10 anime challenges

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>we will never be able to have a decent webm thread without jackfags shitting the place up

>> No.9554205

when did this happen again?

>> No.9554481

Within one hour you doofus. Yuka is a slow eater.

>> No.9554487


oh my god she is killing the knife make it stop

>> No.9554522

dumb bitch

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>> No.9554562

nigga it was 2008-2009 when twitter got popular

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fuck thanks man that hits the spot

>> No.9554781

This makes me physically uncomfortable.
I think my penis has found a hew home in my gut because of this.
I will nevermore know peace.

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>> No.9554856

You caused a lot of butthurt to the new redditors around here. I like it.

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>> No.9554871


I know what I'm making tomorrow. Thanks anon, I appreciate this.

>> No.9554876

>"vegetable" oil

>> No.9554890

cancer :(

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You're welcome.

>> No.9554922

Was this made by a flyover who has never experienced a quality burger bread?

>> No.9554936

What exactly is so mysterious about it?

>> No.9554960


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>> No.9555018

What can I do to have an adorable, chubby Chinese woman cook for me?

>> No.9555032

Prepare your anus for cross contamination.

>> No.9555059


>> No.9555062

I can never watch this without seeing a huge rope of snot hanging off the sandwich

>> No.9555091


Is she blind?

>> No.9555103

Be like me. Asian with Asian girlfriend. Not chubby, but can cook.

>> No.9555113

Every fucking time this webm is posted some fucking sperge asks for context.

>> No.9555126

Well... the closest I can do to being Asian is be the Finn-Redskin halfbreed I am.

If I had an Asian girlfriend, I'd probably wind up making her fat. I can cook... My last girlfriend broke up with me because she put on 50 lbs living with me.

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>> No.9555148

Cook meals that are healthy while tasty. It's more than just a meme. Also, sex and work out. We set aside 2hrs each day for that.

>> No.9555174

It's not like I was gaining weight. Then again, my job is incredibly physical.

>> No.9555182

any a approved youtubes except masaoHF or Jack?

>> No.9555205

The female body works slightly differently from what I know. I'd definitely think back and try to figure out why she was putting on weight. It could be bad habits rather than your cooking.

>> No.9555247

It was a pretty bullshit reason - I don't think I really need to understand.

Oh well. More food!

>> No.9555269

No, your last girlfriend broke up with you because she was unhappy. The weight gain was a symptom, not a cause.

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>> No.9555298

Well no shit. She was also dishonest... but she did look better with some meat on her.

>> No.9555350

David Chang?

>> No.9555449

Gotta respect that technique.

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No, just autistic.

>> No.9555542

I'm starting to hate this guy.

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>> No.9555572

le sprinkle salt on his elbow meme man

>> No.9555602


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>> No.9555625

I wish the watermelon was my head

>> No.9555665

This video makes me want to be an alcoholic and smoker.

>> No.9555684

how's the 8th grade going

>> No.9555718

is this some sort of silent treatment gf simulator? who is this for?

smug cunt is making me angry looking at me in the eyes and fucking up her knife

>> No.9555721
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>> No.9555728

She just came up with a gimmick of awkwardly staring at the camera to try and stand out. Pretty sure she's just being shilled here to get attention/followers on her Instagram or whatever she uses.

>> No.9555729

>ah ye jus poot sum booter, mielk, an uhhh, de magaroni en de put an cuk it
thanks facebook

>> No.9555735

>bitch chopping onions like penises
Where the fuck is >inb4 guy

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>ah ye jus poot sum booter, mielk, an uhhh, de magaroni en de put an cuk it

>> No.9555745

Magic coffee.

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>> No.9555753

It already has coffee in it, he's just moving it to a hotter part to bring it up to a boil and make it foam before adding it to the cup.

>> No.9555791

Am I missing something here? Looks like their making a perfectly normal chicken gyro.

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>> No.9555808

the big question about Jack "jackatak69-from-the jackshack-he'll-never-empty-his-sack-and-reading-is-wack" Scalfani is, how self aware is he?

sometimes in interviews he seems to be aware that his target audience is the lowest common denominator of slobbish numb-paletted buffoons that ever did live and if that's truly his intention then he's done a fairly good job of pretending his recipes are for normal people. It's probably not pure luck that both his sauce and media escapades haven't both tanked yet because god knows the quality of either isn't enough to promote itself. He also never really claims to be amazing and can admit when he's wrong so he's not completely deluded.
But then there are the warning signs like when he makes york-shy-our puddings which he would know were wrong if he looked at even one reference photo. he doesn't understand that the main purpose of cooking chicken is to make it no longer raw, not as a way to add more flavor which is a consistent theme in his videos, he always focuses on what he can add to meals to mask his mistakes rather than actually cooking it right. This indicates he really has no idea what he's doing
Also the people who know him also show that he has more character flaws, his wife and son are irritated by him to the point of mainly ignoring him or answering him monosyllabically and his brother has to explain to him what a book or a homosexual is like he's a child.

it just seems like he's always putting on an act, and the only time he's really himself is when he's handcuffed to a chair and made to watch a black bull mount his wife while she's riding another

>> No.9555823

freshly cooked pasta

>> No.9555840

Stop blaming everything on midwesterners.
What do you think?

>> No.9555842


After watching a lot if his stuff, I have crafted a theory about him, I have no real evidence to support it but it's the best dead reckoning I've got in me.

I believe that he was a big guy who wanted to learn how to cook, and be good at it, while simultaneously believing that cooking is easy and he'll be a master chef in no time. He starts his YouTube channel to share himself cooking and basically decided to fake it until he makes it. The only problem is that he never made it. He pretended he was good at cooking and spoke with an air of confidence that made retards that know nothing about cooking believe him. He keeps continuing to fake being good, because he never gets better, all the while increasing the number of retards that believe he isn't shit. This is compounded by the very real publicity he gets from television and the like.

Tl;dr: I think he knows he is shit at everything does, but his entire following is based on pretending to be good at what he does, and while he just wants to be legitimately good at food, he's too shit to do so.

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>> No.9555852

watching fat people kiss/fuck is even worse.

>> No.9555857

this is Harvey Weinstein's secret bungalow in Japan

>> No.9555858
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then you'll love joey

>> No.9555859

fucking christ she's gorgeous

>> No.9555864


God is dead.

>> No.9555866

ugh. the pride and joy of Campbell, CA

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>> No.9555891

what did this do?

>> No.9555900

you've never had blackened chicken?

>> No.9555928
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>> No.9556028

its almost all i eat man

>> No.9556044

RIP in pace tus prostate

>> No.9556050

tell me more

>> No.9556052

blacks the chicken

>> No.9556090

What's in the tube? Insect?

>> No.9556117

A big ol' cockroach

>> No.9556119

Fried cicada.

>> No.9556146

>not pamplemousse
0/10 dropped pig disgusting

>> No.9556255

Many filtered away to other chans or forums.

>> No.9556256

Are you okay Anon?

>> No.9556257

a turk

>> No.9556264
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hope you check out his new tech review channel, it won't be as good as f as in frank, but it may just eclipse the episode count before he abandons it

>> No.9556267

>muh sekret klub

>> No.9556279

>he calls his father a fat fuck
I guess that is what he gets for spoiling your bratty ass instead of slapping you in the face and disciplining you properly.

>> No.9556288

What is he eating?

>> No.9556290

what is he eating? is that uncooked ground chicken or what?

>> No.9556293

any scientific explanation to why this happens?

>> No.9556299

"Disciplining others when you have no self-discipline"

-Sun Sue

>> No.9556303

Why can't you just fucking tell him?

Fucking autists

>> No.9556337


>> No.9556356

Is that Eddie Huang?

>> No.9556364

Just imagine the amount of shit that skank will push out.

>> No.9556407

some just prefer their chicken to get blacked

>> No.9556424

right? Half of these fucking meme recipes are literally just "slop this shit together and cook it!" and it ends up as tastey goop. Do the people who watch these things not realize you can do that? Al of them are just Fat + sugar + heat and put it on some sort of bread / pasta.

Also, only fat girls post them

>> No.9556428

scientifically proven

>> No.9556442

>Also, only fat girls post them
I know some who aren't that say they like them, but they never actually make any of the recipes. They just watch them and talk about them. Like I understand that slow cooker mac and cheese is easy, but it takes less than 30 minutes to do it normally with a roux.

>> No.9556444

Mike Hsu?

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>> No.9556459

>with a meme knife
>making hipsterfood
you're just randomly blurting out words now.

>> No.9556461

Women with autism isn't really autism. It's often actually an improvement.

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>> No.9556475

He's just adding some salt.

>> No.9556486

it's like watching a nipple get all hard and swollen.

>> No.9556542

If it's Hong Kong then that's US$4.50 per whatever.
If it's Taipei then that's US$1.20 per whatever.

>> No.9556543

Not that cheap. Also they usually sell things by fives or tens. NT$35 makes sense from a change perspective, NT$36 means that they have to hand out "pennies" in change constantly and nobody wants to deal with that shit.

>> No.9556547

diabeetus ;-(

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>> No.9556803

Watching anyone kiss is the worst.

Because it hurts ;-;

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>> No.9556980


This season was the year that spotted the texture of leather.
Wild ducks and waterbirds secrete fat from the tail sebaceous glands to cover the feathers in order to maintain the buoyant force when swimming on the surface, so the feathers repel all the water, and in the same way as chickens and pigeons etc. It is impossible to trim the hair with warm water.
Moreover, the surface of the skin on which the wing is growing is covered with a thin film that is hard to see with the naked eye.
When I baked duck, I dried the duck to reduce the skin's eyes, I reduced the moisture of the skin but by no means drying of the wild duck did not dry well, just a state like a waxy clothes, a pigeon It does not work like.
One day, a duck that got bullets got into the duck of the netted catch, the duck can not use paraffin, after burning, after having burned with a burner and dried it, hit the bullets Only the place where it is dry is crispy, and our team's research began after watching this.
Perhaps the wild duck's skin may drip to crisp · · · Believe so ...

Nodame always uses an undamaged netting, things that are missing blood are not uniformly transmitted heat, so do not use it absolutely because it is scarce.
Pull out the feather, pull down completely with paraffin wax, let the duck cold and cold when you cool the wax, let it pass through the boiling water, tension the skin.
After that, once again cool the surface with cold water, carefully grill the skin of the breast part with a burner, burn out a thin film on the surface that is difficult to see in the eyes.
I rubbed it with a tongue brush, peeled off a piece of thin skin and hit the wind, I could dry the surface of the skin perfectly.
After that, judge to Batou, make fragrant skin only with hot oil, crisp and cool it with cold air of minus 196 ℃ of Cry Al Jet earlier than it is transmitted to muscle.

>> No.9556984


Immediately afterwards, apply a uniform fire with an oil bath. Let thigh meat, internal organs be "tsukune", take soup from the bones. Grill the fillets with charcoal fire and make meat juice feel a little exciting.
Further stroking with straw, expressing the direction of the same taste as "Battle of Bonito Skin" which turns acidity and iron content of the blood into a deliciousness like soup with the meat juice.

Because muscle fiber of breast meat is in a sponge state, in order to get it to the mouth while keeping the state storing the gravy perfectly, make a make with the hands of a chef with Yuji knife kitchen knife As you cut out, carefully squeeze the dishes so that you do not push the meat juice.
In a meal using a cutlery on a dish on a dish, take it to a state where the meat juice is drained on the dish, and the desire to have a chef eat this size in a bite Delivery is also the degree of completion of Japanese cuisine.
Breast meat enclosing the texture and meat juice of skin like crackling with Palin while keeping hot feeling of heat with the power of charcoal fire that instantly boils fat.
This dish which tastes the wild duck itself does not require anything other than salt.

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>> No.9557022

needs more "hurr durr culture appropiation"

>> No.9557042

not nearly enough eggs

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not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.9557062

rape porn

>> No.9557079

>branding iron
those poor innocent jiggle cakes
how cruel

>> No.9557084

but the pain adds flavor

>> No.9557085

He wants to be like that egg guy

>> No.9557087

Somebody reverse it pls. am brainlet

>> No.9557092

Chinaman cheesecake.

>> No.9557109

>tastey goop
>no salt/pepper was used

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here you go, retard anon

>> No.9557127

Japanese curry looks so disgusting.

>> No.9557217

why are jigglycakes so jiggly?

>> No.9557227

>People can't just have fun at their job

>> No.9557233

They're made with breast milk.

>> No.9557349

>licked finger

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>> No.9557817

inb4 yukkuri hijack

>> No.9557821

Is this that Pineapple Express I keep hearing about?

>> No.9557867

>Also, only fat girls post them
this one girl i know is literally skin and bones (also a professional model) who posts these kinds of vids

>> No.9557873

When women say I cum to quick I always say. "Whilst I came" please tell me how I can improve my orgasms

>> No.9557895


>> No.9558004

I keked hardly, have more of this pos?

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confirmed for oldfag
nice job anon

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>> No.9558129


I sympathise with you, friend. My grandma chews her food like an animal and even if you tell her she will say, "I have a breathing problem" but she does not have a breathing problem. She also complains about her thyroid when anyone mentions weight loss despite her doctor telling her she does not have a thyroid issue.

Last time she ate around us I couldn't tell the difference between her cutting the chicken she was eating and her masticating it. It bothered me so much I got angry and had to leave the room.

>> No.9558240

isn't that just cooking in general tho ? just put this with that ? ??

>> No.9558265

Wouldn't it be better to cut it the other way? I don't think anyone can fit that in their mouth.

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does anybody have the link to the full video? I remember watching it once and it was pretty interesting and would like to see it again.

>> No.9558395

>It bothered me so much I got angry and had to leave the room.
Time to grow up

>> No.9558781

Raw chorizo. It was supposed to be a "challenge".

>> No.9558807

the question is though, which came first, the jav or the copypasta

>> No.9558822

wouldn't this result in mush for pasta

>> No.9558842

what happens if one gets dropped, the rest of the guys beat the shit out of him?

>> No.9558857

nobody hasn't defeated it yet because its literally too much food for one person to physically eat

>> No.9558870


Maybe it's time for adults to stop eating like children or animals with no self-awareness instead.

>> No.9559108

All of that work and in the end he lights the cigar with a fucking lighter

at least use a match or something, shit

>> No.9559138


>> No.9559242

Asked once and I'm going to ask again

Anyone have the webm's/name of the slavic cooking channel? The woman has soe of the biggest mature tiddies I have ever seen

Help a guy fap

>> No.9559255

We could set up a GoFundMe page for you to go and eat the giant meal.

>> No.9559256


>> No.9559313


c'mon bruhs no one?

>> No.9559320

You have immediate access to photos of millions of boobies. Stop being weird. Maybe you'll like this:


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>sawing with a straight edged knife

>> No.9559361


>stop being weird

but thats why I come to this site!

I found her btw - Halina Pawlowska

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>> No.9559375

"straight" edges have teeth

>> No.9559376

this is pretty hot moar pls

>> No.9559385

Damn, how many of those does he eat? I've been watching for 10 minutes.

>> No.9559426

Just keep watching, he'll finish them sooner or later.

>> No.9559434

The most retarded thing.

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>> No.9559505

Holy shit, I just want to rub her full belly.

>> No.9559519

That too, but no need to go on an autistic tantrum about it

>> No.9559538

I would upload the vid where that cute nipponese makes a drink. No sound on /ck/ is a crime

>that filename

>> No.9559595

What a stupid challenge

>> No.9559786

made me get up and try it myself
jesus fuck it was a good egg sandwich, letting the bread get coated with some of the uncooked egg is key

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>> No.9559848

looks like a crackhead lighter too

>> No.9559872

some rhythm heaven shit

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excellent post

>> No.9559955

how fat do you have to be to attain this level of efficiency?

>> No.9560028

I love that guy

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>> No.9560171

Automation can't come soon enough

>> No.9560187

Trans gives birth

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>> No.9560262

I've watched this more times on youtube than what is considered sane. I can't explain why.

>> No.9560273

I can't tell if he has an actual problem or not. The grimacing mouth and strange bobbing point to yes, but he's able to do everything precisely and quickly.

>> No.9560279

I love it but, to be that guy, it's the same shop and the kid isn't meant to cook. Notice the lack of any cookware.

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>> No.9560478


I love this one for some reason

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Here's your fucking (you).

>> No.9560703

Step 1 to a fucking ruined pizza

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>> No.9560736

I think it's some insane rhythm that he's following. He's constantly throwing out his free hand to change direction of momentum, plus the way he folds up the crepe to plate it.

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There is so much shit wrong with that, even disregarding the avocado. But the worst thing is THEY POPPED THE FUCKING YOLK, WHAT A GODDAMN WASTE

>> No.9560812

>no nipples
wait was the nipple one an edit?

>> No.9560831

what's that? Pork belly?

>> No.9560899

With crackling, no less.

>> No.9560918

What's this from?

>> No.9561037


I have Aspergers.

>> No.9561194

It seems to have that effect on lots of people. It's got 10 million views compared to around a thousand on all the channel's other videos.

>> No.9561433

Is this suppose to be impressive?

>> No.9561497

that's how people eat in animes

>> No.9561575

>That portion size
I know it's a calorie bomb, but that one time a year where I make Mac'n'Cheese I'm just going all piggie mode.
Is it meant as a side dish normally?

>> No.9561605

>can dirty a pan for bread, but not eggs or bacon

>> No.9561636

old fashioned flouring of bread, makes Townscuck and sons look clueless

>> No.9561791

>not having a wife that keeps her shape despite eating a lot

>> No.9561829

It's just a ton of fat, right?

>> No.9561906

why do people pay for this when you can make something identical at home easily and in like 5 minutes

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>> No.9561946

>plastic board
>literally using a knife like a hatchet
>the knife has a broken tip
I want to murder that person

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