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>> No.9551597

>>9551594
what's this
I dont even

>> No.9551606
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>> No.9551614

Requesting rare /jacks/ preferably with Tammy - I need sexual release

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>>9551614

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>>9551594
Wanna explain what's going on in this webm, OP?

>> No.9551675

>>9551597
Dim Sum

>> No.9551680

>>9551594
Anyone have that perfectly looping GIF of the fat chinese guy eating peking duck?

>> No.9551683

>>9551594
>$36
I guess that's Hong Kong Dollar?

>> No.9551684

>>9551627
God I wish my penis was that fork

>> No.9551692

>>9551683
That or Taiwan

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>>9551680
Found it.

>> No.9551707

>>9551696
nice

>> No.9551712

>>9551692

That'd be like 2 USD

>> No.9551717
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>>9551684
Dude you are thirsty as fuck

>> No.9551722

>>9551712
Sounds about right. Street vendors in Taiwan are cheap af

>> No.9551726

>>9551606
>being that old and still not knowing how to cook
Pathetic

>> No.9551731

>>9551717
Thirsty for Tammy's juices

>> No.9551754

>>9551717
it's a meme you dip

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>>9551776
It's like the planet of the apes but with bread

>> No.9551798

>>9551776
This is the most sexual webm I have ever seen

>> No.9551830

>>9551726
Looks like he just stopped giving a fuck. He's only cooking for himself, so why would he care whether anyone else likes it?

>> No.9551849

>>9551776
This is lewd !

>> No.9551887
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>> No.9551901

>>9551594
ill take some crystal dumplings, curry squid, tofu skin stuffed with chicken, and some of those tasty steamed rice rolls

>> No.9551902

>>9551887
thats physically impossible, you could rupture your stomach trying to do it if you are a small person

>> No.9551990

>>9551887
someone fly yuka out there

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>>9551614
not webm but ok

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>>9552007

>> No.9552045

>>9551887
I want to try this

>> No.9552158

>>9551627
Oh damn she is hot, didn't expect that

>> No.9552160

>>9551887
I bet it's really good but there's no way someone could eat 22 lbs of food even in a day.

>> No.9552164

>>9552158
uncanny

https://www.google.be/search?q=yolande+moreau&client=firefox-b&dcr=0&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwij2vj7-_LWAhVhQJoKHSyUA-8Q_AUICigB&biw=1251&bih=631

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why would anyone who can cook not have a morbidly obese wife to keep his skills sharp?

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>>9552174

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>>9551830
You can say that about literally any piece of food you make, it doesn't mean you can't improve your own cooking standards and your own palate. This is such dumb fucking logic and the reason why most of the food in the cooking threads looks like trash, any criticism is met with "tasted good to me" which is complete bullshit

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>> No.9552300

>>9552271
>using his tongue to wrangle the food into his mouth
he is so fucking disgusting
he's like a chimp

>> No.9552559

>>9552271
>>9552174
>>9551627
Watching fat people eat food is fucking disgusting.

>> No.9552572

>>9552559
you misspelled juicey

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>>9552271
>using his tongue to catch the pizza

>> No.9552680

>>9552675
>>9552559
>>9552300
What, yall never seen a man use his tongue?

>> No.9552696

>>9551726
>>9552270
Dude's probably been dirt poor his entire life.

>> No.9552698

>>9551887
now this can actually kill someone. But I want to see matt stonie take on it.

>> No.9552728

>>9551887

damn he got through more than i expected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ELIXKzwHDg

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>> No.9552758

>>9552751
Context?

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I'm sorry.

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>>9552758

>> No.9552770

>>9552758
She has to eat all the eggs before she can leave.

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>>9552758

>> No.9552773

>>9552758
She dosen't have to tell him what happned, but she DOES have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.9552776

>>9551717
That's not a chimp.

>> No.9552783

>>9552758
Fuck off reddit

>> No.9552789

>>9552698
he tried it but couldn't do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOhaS9Qucdg

>> No.9552795

>>9552783
god forbid there are people who are new on this site

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>> No.9552810

>>9552783
Bitter autist please blow brains out

>> No.9552815

>>9552798
>>9552802
>wrong filenames

>> No.9552832

>>9552802
After seeing this webm a thousand times, I tried making an egg sandwich exactly as he did.
It's pretty tasty.

>> No.9552833

>>9552270
you need to get laid

>> No.9552838

>>9552815
I name files how I want to name files. What are you gonna do about it?

>> No.9552845

>>9552270
>Wah he should cook food I like

You sound like a spoiled teenage white girl

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>>9552838
ree you

>> No.9552854

>>9552802
>pls stop filming me

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>>9552675
>>9552559
>>9552300
It's a useful skill

>> No.9552857

>>9552795
>>9552810
t. Reddit

>> No.9552910

>>9552783
kys or go shitpost on /tv/ if you want to be this way

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Hmmm

>> No.9552950

>>9552802
wtf is that filename

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>>9552798
>>9552802
obligatory

>> No.9552981

>>9551726
>Not knowing this guy is a troll

>> No.9552999

>>9552783
This whole board is r*ddit. One of the worst boards on 4chan.

>> No.9553013

>>9552999
>>>/lgbt/

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>>9551776

>> No.9553028

>>9552978
kek

>> No.9553058

>>9551606
This right here reminds me of why 4chan will always have a special place in my heart

>> No.9553111

>>9552760
White people have gone too far

>> No.9553297

>>9551597
They are called asian

>> No.9553435

>>9552856
Why does he film himself do this

>> No.9553459

>>9551594
Anybody got the video of the crazy italian lady making her shitty pasta sauce

>> No.9553493

>>9552795
>spoonfeeding newfags
You are what is killing this site.

>> No.9553610

>>9552559
>I'm just big boned
>eats 5 plates of pasta

I've never eaten with a fat person and then continued to wonder why they were fat afterwards

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>>9551776

>> No.9553650

>>9553610
>>9552559
>i'm big boned
>i'm bulking
>it is my genetics
>i had my thyroid removed
>eating this is okay because i don't eat it that often (3 times a week)

>> No.9553763

>>9553493
oh fuck off
4chan isn't your special little place, you faggot

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>>9553493
You are 10 years too late for that statement.

>> No.9553816

>>9552795
get fucked

>> No.9553836

>>9553771
>2007
2008 was the great exodus and it is the cause of current 4chan.

>> No.9553859

>>9553836
Precursor sure, but 2016 is the cause of current 4chan.
I know that most oldfags moved through a few chans but where did they all end up?

>> No.9553891
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>>9551887
>eat 22 lb of food *challenge*
>hold your breath for 2 hours challenge
>Jump 12 meters vertically challenge
>6 ton deadlift challenge

>> No.9553960

>>9551887
>>9551990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3W9jZ9EHX8

>> No.9553972

>>9553960
4kg is considerably smaller but this is still crazy impressive

>> No.9553979

>>9552945
almonds are activated

>> No.9554011

>>9553972
She's bulimic my man

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>> No.9554022

>>9554011
yeah but that happens after the eating

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>> No.9554033

>>9553459
https://youtu.be/lI2lWuoMV3I

>> No.9554064

>>9552559
>go have dinner with my parents
>fat fuck dad has to chew with his mouth open and make disgusting noises the entire time
>doesn't even realize that he's doing it

Living around the fat makes you hate it even more.

>> No.9554084

>>9553763
Yes it is. Fuck off grandma

>> No.9554120

>>9554064
That's not exclusive to fat people and you may have misophonia.

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>>9553891
>top 10 anime challenges

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>we will never be able to have a decent webm thread without jackfags shitting the place up

>> No.9554205

>>9554137
>pic
when did this happen again?

>> No.9554481

>>9551990
Within one hour you doofus. Yuka is a slow eater.

>> No.9554487

>>9554012

oh my god she is killing the knife make it stop

>> No.9554522

>>9554012
dumb bitch

>> No.9554545

>>9554522
Why?

>> No.9554562

>>9553771
>twitter
>popular
>2007
nigga it was 2008-2009 when twitter got popular

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>>9554033
fuck thanks man that hits the spot

>> No.9554781

>>9554027
This makes me physically uncomfortable.
I think my penis has found a hew home in my gut because of this.
I will nevermore know peace.

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>> No.9554856

>>9552783
You caused a lot of butthurt to the new redditors around here. I like it.

>> No.9554860

*splash*

>> No.9554871

>>9554792

I know what I'm making tomorrow. Thanks anon, I appreciate this.

>> No.9554876

>>9551606
>"vegetable" oil
:(
:(
:(
:(

>> No.9554890

>>9551776
cancer :(

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>>9554871
You're welcome.

>> No.9554922

>>9552760
Was this made by a flyover who has never experienced a quality burger bread?

>> No.9554936

>>9551670
What exactly is so mysterious about it?

>> No.9554960

>>9554545
>>9554487

>> No.9554999

>>9552758
JAV

>> No.9555018

>>9551594
What can I do to have an adorable, chubby Chinese woman cook for me?

>> No.9555032

>>9555018
Prepare your anus for cross contamination.

>> No.9555059

>>9555032
Deal!

>> No.9555062

>>9552925
I can never watch this without seeing a huge rope of snot hanging off the sandwich

>> No.9555091

>>9554012
>>9554027

Is she blind?

>> No.9555103

>>9555018
Be like me. Asian with Asian girlfriend. Not chubby, but can cook.

>> No.9555113

>>9552758
Every fucking time this webm is posted some fucking sperge asks for context.

>> No.9555126

>>9555103
Well... the closest I can do to being Asian is be the Finn-Redskin halfbreed I am.

If I had an Asian girlfriend, I'd probably wind up making her fat. I can cook... My last girlfriend broke up with me because she put on 50 lbs living with me.

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>> No.9555148

>>9555126
Cook meals that are healthy while tasty. It's more than just a meme. Also, sex and work out. We set aside 2hrs each day for that.

>> No.9555174

>>9555148
It's not like I was gaining weight. Then again, my job is incredibly physical.

>> No.9555182

any a approved youtubes except masaoHF or Jack?
https://youtu.be/rdnQ0nO3AcY

>> No.9555205

>>9555174
The female body works slightly differently from what I know. I'd definitely think back and try to figure out why she was putting on weight. It could be bad habits rather than your cooking.

>> No.9555247

>>9555205
It was a pretty bullshit reason - I don't think I really need to understand.

Oh well. More food!

>> No.9555269

>>9555126
No, your last girlfriend broke up with you because she was unhappy. The weight gain was a symptom, not a cause.

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>> No.9555298

>>9555269
Well no shit. She was also dishonest... but she did look better with some meat on her.

>> No.9555350

>>9551696
David Chang?

>> No.9555449

>>9551696
Gotta respect that technique.

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>>9555091
No, just autistic.

>> No.9555542

>>9555276
I'm starting to hate this guy.

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>> No.9555572

>>9555276
le sprinkle salt on his elbow meme man

>> No.9555602

>>9553859
Dead

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>>9552936

>> No.9555625

>>9555557
I wish the watermelon was my head

>> No.9555665

>>9555515
This video makes me want to be an alcoholic and smoker.

>> No.9555684

>>9555665
how's the 8th grade going

>> No.9555718

>>9554012
>>9554027
>>9554030
is this some sort of silent treatment gf simulator? who is this for?

smug cunt is making me angry looking at me in the eyes and fucking up her knife

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>> No.9555728

>>9555718
She just came up with a gimmick of awkwardly staring at the camera to try and stand out. Pretty sure she's just being shilled here to get attention/followers on her Instagram or whatever she uses.

>> No.9555729

>>9554792
>ah ye jus poot sum booter, mielk, an uhhh, de magaroni en de put an cuk it
thanks facebook

>> No.9555735

>>9554781
>bitch chopping onions like penises
Where the fuck is >inb4 guy

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>>9555729
>ah ye jus poot sum booter, mielk, an uhhh, de magaroni en de put an cuk it

>> No.9555745

>>9555736
Magic coffee.

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>>9555736
Huh?

>> No.9555753

>>9555748
It already has coffee in it, he's just moving it to a hotter part to bring it up to a boil and make it foam before adding it to the cup.

>> No.9555791

>>9555721
Am I missing something here? Looks like their making a perfectly normal chicken gyro.

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>>9555791

>> No.9555808

>>9552856
>>9552271
>>9552174
>>9552007
>>9551627
the big question about Jack "jackatak69-from-the jackshack-he'll-never-empty-his-sack-and-reading-is-wack" Scalfani is, how self aware is he?

sometimes in interviews he seems to be aware that his target audience is the lowest common denominator of slobbish numb-paletted buffoons that ever did live and if that's truly his intention then he's done a fairly good job of pretending his recipes are for normal people. It's probably not pure luck that both his sauce and media escapades haven't both tanked yet because god knows the quality of either isn't enough to promote itself. He also never really claims to be amazing and can admit when he's wrong so he's not completely deluded.
But then there are the warning signs like when he makes york-shy-our puddings which he would know were wrong if he looked at even one reference photo. he doesn't understand that the main purpose of cooking chicken is to make it no longer raw, not as a way to add more flavor which is a consistent theme in his videos, he always focuses on what he can add to meals to mask his mistakes rather than actually cooking it right. This indicates he really has no idea what he's doing
Also the people who know him also show that he has more character flaws, his wife and son are irritated by him to the point of mainly ignoring him or answering him monosyllabically and his brother has to explain to him what a book or a homosexual is like he's a child.

it just seems like he's always putting on an act, and the only time he's really himself is when he's handcuffed to a chair and made to watch a black bull mount his wife while she's riding another

>> No.9555823

>>9555808
freshly cooked pasta

>> No.9555840

>>9554922
Stop blaming everything on midwesterners.
http://www.foodsteez.com/
What do you think?

>> No.9555842

>>9555808

After watching a lot if his stuff, I have crafted a theory about him, I have no real evidence to support it but it's the best dead reckoning I've got in me.

I believe that he was a big guy who wanted to learn how to cook, and be good at it, while simultaneously believing that cooking is easy and he'll be a master chef in no time. He starts his YouTube channel to share himself cooking and basically decided to fake it until he makes it. The only problem is that he never made it. He pretended he was good at cooking and spoke with an air of confidence that made retards that know nothing about cooking believe him. He keeps continuing to fake being good, because he never gets better, all the while increasing the number of retards that believe he isn't shit. This is compounded by the very real publicity he gets from television and the like.

Tl;dr: I think he knows he is shit at everything does, but his entire following is based on pretending to be good at what he does, and while he just wants to be legitimately good at food, he's too shit to do so.

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>> No.9555852

>>9552559
watching fat people kiss/fuck is even worse.

>> No.9555857

>>9552751
this is Harvey Weinstein's secret bungalow in Japan

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>>9552559
then you'll love joey

>> No.9555859

>>9554030
fucking christ she's gorgeous

>> No.9555864

>>9555858

God is dead.

>> No.9555866

>>9555858
ugh. the pride and joy of Campbell, CA

>> No.9555867
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>> No.9555869

>>9555867
hot

>> No.9555891

>>9555867
what did this do?

>> No.9555900

>>9555891
you've never had blackened chicken?

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>> No.9556028

>>9552832
its almost all i eat man

>> No.9556044

>>9556028
RIP in pace tus prostate

>> No.9556050

>>9556044
tell me more

>> No.9556052

>>9555891
blacks the chicken

>> No.9556090

>>9555928
What's in the tube? Insect?

>> No.9556117

>>9556090
A big ol' cockroach

>> No.9556119

>>9556090
Fried cicada.

>> No.9556146

>>9554030
>not pamplemousse
0/10 dropped pig disgusting

>> No.9556255

>>9553859
Many filtered away to other chans or forums.

>> No.9556256

>>9555729
Are you okay Anon?

>> No.9556257

>>9556090
a turk

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>>9555808
hope you check out his new tech review channel, it won't be as good as f as in frank, but it may just eclipse the episode count before he abandons it

>> No.9556267

>>9553493
>muh sekret klub

>> No.9556279

>>9554064
>he calls his father a fat fuck
I guess that is what he gets for spoiling your bratty ass instead of slapping you in the face and disciplining you properly.

>> No.9556288

>>9555858
What is he eating?

>> No.9556290

>>9555858
what is he eating? is that uncooked ground chicken or what?

>> No.9556293

>>9556052
any scientific explanation to why this happens?

>> No.9556299

>>9556279
"Disciplining others when you have no self-discipline"

-Sun Sue

>> No.9556303

>>9554064
Why can't you just fucking tell him?

Fucking autists

>> No.9556337

>>9555791
underrated

>> No.9556356

>>9551696
Is that Eddie Huang?

>> No.9556364

>>9553960
Just imagine the amount of shit that skank will push out.

>> No.9556407

>>9556293
some just prefer their chicken to get blacked

>> No.9556424

>>9555729
right? Half of these fucking meme recipes are literally just "slop this shit together and cook it!" and it ends up as tastey goop. Do the people who watch these things not realize you can do that? Al of them are just Fat + sugar + heat and put it on some sort of bread / pasta.

Also, only fat girls post them

>> No.9556428

>>9555721
scientifically proven

>> No.9556442

>>9556424
>Also, only fat girls post them
I know some who aren't that say they like them, but they never actually make any of the recipes. They just watch them and talk about them. Like I understand that slow cooker mac and cheese is easy, but it takes less than 30 minutes to do it normally with a roux.

>> No.9556444

>>9551696
Mike Hsu?

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>>9555791

>> No.9556459

>>9554922
>flyover
>with a meme knife
>making hipsterfood
you're just randomly blurting out words now.

>> No.9556461

>>9555537
Women with autism isn't really autism. It's often actually an improvement.

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>>9552856

>> No.9556475

>>9555542
He's just adding some salt.

>> No.9556486

>>9551776
it's like watching a nipple get all hard and swollen.

>> No.9556542

>>9551683
>>9551692
If it's Hong Kong then that's US$4.50 per whatever.
If it's Taipei then that's US$1.20 per whatever.

>> No.9556543

>>9551722
Not that cheap. Also they usually sell things by fives or tens. NT$35 makes sense from a change perspective, NT$36 means that they have to hand out "pennies" in change constantly and nobody wants to deal with that shit.

>> No.9556547

>>9554890
diabeetus ;-(

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>>9555791

>> No.9556803

>>9555852
Watching anyone kiss is the worst.

Because it hurts ;-;

>> No.9556853

>>9556428
kek

>> No.9556980

>>9555891

This season was the year that spotted the texture of leather.
Wild ducks and waterbirds secrete fat from the tail sebaceous glands to cover the feathers in order to maintain the buoyant force when swimming on the surface, so the feathers repel all the water, and in the same way as chickens and pigeons etc. It is impossible to trim the hair with warm water.
Moreover, the surface of the skin on which the wing is growing is covered with a thin film that is hard to see with the naked eye.
When I baked duck, I dried the duck to reduce the skin's eyes, I reduced the moisture of the skin but by no means drying of the wild duck did not dry well, just a state like a waxy clothes, a pigeon It does not work like.
One day, a duck that got bullets got into the duck of the netted catch, the duck can not use paraffin, after burning, after having burned with a burner and dried it, hit the bullets Only the place where it is dry is crispy, and our team's research began after watching this.
Perhaps the wild duck's skin may drip to crisp · · · Believe so ...


Nodame always uses an undamaged netting, things that are missing blood are not uniformly transmitted heat, so do not use it absolutely because it is scarce.
Pull out the feather, pull down completely with paraffin wax, let the duck cold and cold when you cool the wax, let it pass through the boiling water, tension the skin.
After that, once again cool the surface with cold water, carefully grill the skin of the breast part with a burner, burn out a thin film on the surface that is difficult to see in the eyes.
I rubbed it with a tongue brush, peeled off a piece of thin skin and hit the wind, I could dry the surface of the skin perfectly.
After that, judge to Batou, make fragrant skin only with hot oil, crisp and cool it with cold air of minus 196 ℃ of Cry Al Jet earlier than it is transmitted to muscle.

>> No.9556984

>>9556980

Immediately afterwards, apply a uniform fire with an oil bath. Let thigh meat, internal organs be "tsukune", take soup from the bones. Grill the fillets with charcoal fire and make meat juice feel a little exciting.
Further stroking with straw, expressing the direction of the same taste as "Battle of Bonito Skin" which turns acidity and iron content of the blood into a deliciousness like soup with the meat juice.

Because muscle fiber of breast meat is in a sponge state, in order to get it to the mouth while keeping the state storing the gravy perfectly, make a make with the hands of a chef with Yuji knife kitchen knife As you cut out, carefully squeeze the dishes so that you do not push the meat juice.
In a meal using a cutlery on a dish on a dish, take it to a state where the meat juice is drained on the dish, and the desire to have a chef eat this size in a bite Delivery is also the degree of completion of Japanese cuisine.
Breast meat enclosing the texture and meat juice of skin like crackling with Palin while keeping hot feeling of heat with the power of charcoal fire that instantly boils fat.
This dish which tastes the wild duck itself does not require anything other than salt.

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>> No.9557022

>>9556356
needs more "hurr durr culture appropiation"

>> No.9557042

>>9552751
not nearly enough eggs

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>>9557020
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.9557062

>>9552758
rape porn

>> No.9557079

>>9557057
>branding iron
those poor innocent jiggle cakes
how cruel

>> No.9557084

>>9557079
but the pain adds flavor

>> No.9557085

>>9557061
He wants to be like that egg guy

>> No.9557087

>>9551696
Somebody reverse it pls. am brainlet

>> No.9557092

>>9557057
Chinaman cheesecake.

>> No.9557109

>>9556424
>tastey goop
>no salt/pepper was used

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>>9557087
here you go, retard anon

>> No.9557127

>>9551887
Japanese curry looks so disgusting.

>> No.9557217

>>9557057
why are jigglycakes so jiggly?

>> No.9557227

>>9557061
>People can't just have fun at their job

>> No.9557233

>>9557217
They're made with breast milk.

>> No.9557349

>>9557020
>licked finger

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>>9557057

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>>9556451

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>>9557057

>> No.9557817

>>9557079
>>9557084
inb4 yukkuri hijack

>> No.9557821

>>9556451
Is this that Pineapple Express I keep hearing about?

>> No.9557867

>>9556424
>Also, only fat girls post them
this one girl i know is literally skin and bones (also a professional model) who posts these kinds of vids

>> No.9557873

>>9552270
When women say I cum to quick I always say. "Whilst I came" please tell me how I can improve my orgasms

>> No.9557895

>>9556451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg9EuFmo-VU

>> No.9558004

>>9555858
I keked hardly, have more of this pos?

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>>9556428
confirmed for oldfag
nice job anon

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>> No.9558129

>>9554064

I sympathise with you, friend. My grandma chews her food like an animal and even if you tell her she will say, "I have a breathing problem" but she does not have a breathing problem. She also complains about her thyroid when anyone mentions weight loss despite her doctor telling her she does not have a thyroid issue.

Last time she ate around us I couldn't tell the difference between her cutting the chicken she was eating and her masticating it. It bothered me so much I got angry and had to leave the room.

>> No.9558240

>>9556424
isn't that just cooking in general tho ? just put this with that ? ??

>> No.9558265

>>9552760
Wouldn't it be better to cut it the other way? I don't think anyone can fit that in their mouth.

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>>9555867
does anybody have the link to the full video? I remember watching it once and it was pretty interesting and would like to see it again.

>> No.9558395

>>9558129
>It bothered me so much I got angry and had to leave the room.
Time to grow up

>> No.9558781

>>9556288
>>9556290
Raw chorizo. It was supposed to be a "challenge".

>> No.9558807

>>9552765
the question is though, which came first, the jav or the copypasta

>> No.9558822

>>9554792
wouldn't this result in mush for pasta

>> No.9558842

>>9556451
what happens if one gets dropped, the rest of the guys beat the shit out of him?

>> No.9558857

>>9551887
nobody hasn't defeated it yet because its literally too much food for one person to physically eat

>> No.9558870

>>9558395

Maybe it's time for adults to stop eating like children or animals with no self-awareness instead.

>> No.9559108

>>9555515
All of that work and in the end he lights the cigar with a fucking lighter

at least use a match or something, shit

>> No.9559138

>>9558857
pussy

>> No.9559242

Asked once and I'm going to ask again

Anyone have the webm's/name of the slavic cooking channel? The woman has soe of the biggest mature tiddies I have ever seen

Help a guy fap

>> No.9559255

>>9559138
We could set up a GoFundMe page for you to go and eat the giant meal.

>> No.9559256

>>9555718
https://www.instagram.com/annaspeckhart/

>> No.9559313

>>9559242

c'mon bruhs no one?

>> No.9559320

>>9559242
>>9559313
You have immediate access to photos of millions of boobies. Stop being weird. Maybe you'll like this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/BiggerThanYouThought/

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>>9554012
>sawing with a straight edged knife

>> No.9559361

>>9559320

>stop being weird

but thats why I come to this site!

I found her btw - Halina Pawlowska

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>>9558100

>> No.9559375

>>9559352
"straight" edges have teeth

>> No.9559376

>>9552856
this is pretty hot moar pls

>> No.9559385

>>9551696
Damn, how many of those does he eat? I've been watching for 10 minutes.

>> No.9559426

>>9559385
Just keep watching, he'll finish them sooner or later.

>> No.9559434

>>9552760
The most retarded thing.

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>>9555791

>> No.9559505

>>9553960
Holy shit, I just want to rub her full belly.

>> No.9559519

>>9558870
That too, but no need to go on an autistic tantrum about it

>> No.9559538

>>9555515
I would upload the vid where that cute nipponese makes a drink. No sound on /ck/ is a crime

>>9555611
>that filename

>> No.9559595

>>9551887
What a stupid challenge

>> No.9559786

>>9552832
>>9552802
made me get up and try it myself
jesus fuck it was a good egg sandwich, letting the bread get coated with some of the uncooked egg is key

>> No.9559802

SOMEONE POST THE TEXAS BBQ GIF PLS THIS IS A TIME SENSITIVE MATTER

>> No.9559848

>>9559108
looks like a crackhead lighter too

>> No.9559872

>>9556451
some rhythm heaven shit

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>>9555791
excellent post

>> No.9559955

>>9551696
how fat do you have to be to attain this level of efficiency?

>> No.9560028

>>9555276
I love that guy

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>> No.9560171

>>9556451
Automation can't come soon enough

>> No.9560187

>>9555557
Trans gives birth

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>> No.9560262

>>9552802
I've watched this more times on youtube than what is considered sane. I can't explain why.

>> No.9560273

>>9557020
I can't tell if he has an actual problem or not. The grimacing mouth and strange bobbing point to yes, but he's able to do everything precisely and quickly.

>> No.9560279

>>9552978
I love it but, to be that guy, it's the same shop and the kid isn't meant to cook. Notice the lack of any cookware.

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>> No.9560478

>>9560205

I love this one for some reason

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>>9555791
Here's your fucking (you).

>> No.9560703

>>9556451
>filename
Step 1 to a fucking ruined pizza
FTFY

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>> No.9560736

>>9557020
>>9560273
I think it's some insane rhythm that he's following. He's constantly throwing out his free hand to change direction of momentum, plus the way he folds up the crepe to plate it.

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>>9552760
There is so much shit wrong with that, even disregarding the avocado. But the worst thing is THEY POPPED THE FUCKING YOLK, WHAT A GODDAMN WASTE

>> No.9560812

>>9555537
>no nipples
wait was the nipple one an edit?

>> No.9560831

>>9560727
what's that? Pork belly?

>> No.9560899

>>9560831
With crackling, no less.

>> No.9560918

>>9560205
What's this from?

>> No.9561037

>>9559519

I have Aspergers.

>> No.9561194

>>9560262
It seems to have that effect on lots of people. It's got 10 million views compared to around a thousand on all the channel's other videos.

>> No.9561433

>>9560727
Is this suppose to be impressive?

>> No.9561497

>>9560164
that's how people eat in animes

>> No.9561575

>>9554792
>That portion size
I know it's a calorie bomb, but that one time a year where I make Mac'n'Cheese I'm just going all piggie mode.
Is it meant as a side dish normally?

>> No.9561605

>>9560306
>can dirty a pan for bread, but not eggs or bacon

>> No.9561636

>>9560306
old fashioned flouring of bread, makes Townscuck and sons look clueless

>> No.9561791

>>9552174
>not having a wife that keeps her shape despite eating a lot
ISHYGDDT

>> No.9561829

>>9560727
It's just a ton of fat, right?

>> No.9561906

>>9552802
why do people pay for this when you can make something identical at home easily and in like 5 minutes

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>>9555867

>> No.9561946

>>9560727
>plastic board
>literally using a knife like a hatchet
>the knife has a broken tip
I want to murder that person

>> No.9562026

>>9560306
>""""""""Deluxe""""""""

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