/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9551314]

What's the worst meal you've ever been served at someone's house?

[Anonymous No.9551320]

I've never been served a bad meal I didn't like but I knew a jewish family who would boil up ramen packets without the flavoring and then drain and serve the noodles which, again although not bad, was weird.

[Anonymous No.9551328]

>>9551314
A tough ribeye steak. Basically anything at someone's barbeque.

[Anonymous No.9551341]

>>9551314

A friend served my a grilled cheese made with fucking white wonderbread and craft singles.

I almost threw that shit up.

[Anonymous No.9551344]

>>9551314
Has to be Korean BBQ steak. Close second is a half-cooked """Kobe""" burger.
>filet mignon
>soak in KBBQ sauce for 24 hours
>grill to medium rare
>attempt to plate it without it disintegrating
>tastes bland

[Anonymous No.9551346]

>dissing curly fries

lame

[Anonymous No.9551348]

>>9551328
yeah hockey puck beef patties are also pretty disapointing

[Anonymous No.9551360]

>>9551346
It's not the curly fries, it's the fact that she plated some Jack In The Box fries with Jack in The Box BBQ sauce and some dry chicken. Then thought it was worth posting.

[Anonymous No.9551378]

My mom sometimes cooks weird stuff. Not long ago she made a "zucchini side dish", that was basically zucchini bits boiled in water with way too little salt. She didn't even drain that stuff properly, so it was all watery, bland and bitter.
She also once made mushroom toast with canned mushrooms and they were so fucking slimy i couldn't eat it despite loving mushrooms.
And she loves to burn things. Seriously, i told her so many times and she still just amps up the heat to maximum, no matter what she's cooking. So chicken breast will be burnt outside and raw inside. Just why?

[Anonymous No.9551389]

>>9551314
Looks yummy!

[Anonymous No.9551395]

Pork teriyaki made by my friend's dad. Stringy and dry. There was also hair in it.

Her dad was bald, and the hair did not match me, my friend nor her mother. I pray they weren't pubes.

[Anonymous No.9551401]

>>9551395
>my friend
>her dad
Cuck detected.

[Anonymous No.9551402]

>>9551401
We're both female.

[Anonymous No.9551404]

>>9551402
I didn't know female cucks existed until now.
Did you fuck her dad at least?

[Anonymous No.9551410]

I'm the kind of guest that will take whatever I'm served with a smile on my face and thank my host, because I know I'm not entitled to food when visiting someone and it's ignorant as fuck to refuse food. That said, I have been served some pretty sad shit.

One that stands out most is leftover McDonald's burgers. He had ordered a a pretty big meal a couple of nights prior and just forgot about the stuff he didn't eat. It had been sitting in the fridge for long enough for the buns to harden up and the whole thing was just dry and unappealing. Obviously I still ate it and we had a pretty good night, but God damn.
It's not like my visit was a surprise either, as he sent me the invite the night before.

[Anonymous No.9551412]

>>9551404
It's called cuckqueaning and I've got no part in it.

And no. He was gross.

[Anonymous No.9551414]

>>9551410
Reheated McDonald's is goat.

[Anonymous No.9551415]

Stayed in London for a week with friends of the family when I was like 14. They were so fucking cheap that they stretched the milk with fucking water. All the bread was old and stale. We had the same fucking stew for 5 days in a row, stretched further and further with whatever leftovers or about-to-perish food they could scrape together. And I was too young and afraid to complain or just go out and buy something to eat for myself. It was hell.

[Anonymous No.9551416]

>>9551412
I bet you do huge, sexy smelly shits.

[Anonymous No.9551417]

>>9551314
Spaghetti with tomato sauce, multiple times at a childhood friends house. The spaghetti were cooked to the point of disintegration and the "sauce" was made from flour, water and tomato paste. His dad always got mad when I opted for just the plain spaghetti, no sauce. He also added oil, sunflower oil, to the pasta water so the unholy trifecta was complete.

[Anonymous No.9551418]

>>9551414
Maybe if it's the day after, but once shit starts to get hard just toss it.

[Anonymous No.9551421]

"Barbecue" ribs coated in a sauce made of ketchup and brown sugar and ONLY ketchup and brown sugar. No vinegar. No spices. Not even salt or pepper. Just slap some Heinz and brown sugar in a bowl and douse some perfectly fine ribs in it. The Brown sugar hadn't even been dissolved before baking.

[Anonymous No.9551425]

>>9551314
Went to an Australian "BBQ" while on vacation.
30+ people and it was just fucking sausages in bread and salad.
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.9551432]

>>9551421
Depending on the ketchup to sugar ratio, that could be fairly interesting once the sugar began to burn. I always like a bit of char on my meats, provided they're not overcooked as a result.

[Anonymous No.9551434]

>>9551415
>They were so fucking cheap that they stretched the milk with fucking water.

What the fuck, were you visiting in the 1920's?!

[Anonymous No.9551440]

>>9551434
No, he was visiting London: Land of the Tasteless.

[Anonymous No.9551445]

>>9551440
no

[Anonymous No.9551448]

I know I look like an ass sometimes but more often then not I will have "already eaten" before going to a friend's house.
Besides myself, only one out of four friends knows how to cook anything besides kraft macaroni.
One guy makes the macaroni, throws away the cheese sauce, and adds in cheap bits of hotdog and the shitty alfredo sauce you can buy in jars.
For cookouts, it's the cheapest meat and bun possible, with no condiments.

[Anonymous No.9551449]

>>9551445
>fried ???
>wooden stick
>non-descript sauce
>floppy chips
Oh...

[Anonymous No.9551455]

>>9551445
Thank you for proving his point?

[Anonymous No.9551456]

>>9551449
Sosig and chips with curry sauce mate
Wooden stick is fork for outside eating

[Anonymous No.9551461]

>>9551445
Honestly why are angl*s so fucked up?

[Anonymous No.9551466]

>>9551417
You're a little bitch. That sauce sounds Blake and boring but opting out of it was just rude.

[Anonymous No.9551476]

>>9551445
Sausage supper with curry sauce and a can of coke? Bland? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

[Anonymous No.9551483]

>>9551476
It's not bland, it's deliciois

[Anonymous No.9551504]

>>9551314
Fuck....which time?
>deer blood sausage, white bread, and pickles
>burnt blacked green mac and cheese (on St. Patrick's day)
>super greasy spaghetti with jarred garlic
>chocolate cupcakes that tasted like burnt plastic
>a tortilla filled with melted Velveeta served with a cup of instant Folgers coffee

[Anonymous No.9551517]

>>9551378
>Just why?
She wants her loser son to move out most likely. Same reason prison food is so bad, they want you to not come back.

[Anonymous No.9551528]

>>9551504
>>a tortilla filled with melted Velveeta
I'd eat this.

[Anonymous No.9551620]

>>9551314
>went to friend's house as a little kid.
>they're having spagbol.
>oh good, everyone likes spaghetti.
>smells good.
>the pasta was served plain.
>well, mine was anyway.
>it has the smallest amount of sauce on it, and it looked like it had dried out.
>no idea to this day, how they managed to dry the sauce out on my pasta. >everyone else's looked normal.
>turns out they didn't like me because I'm asian.
>feelsbadman.jpeg

[Anonymous No.9551630]

>>9551341
Listen you little bitch there is nothing wrong with using kraft singles you're not good enough to use kraft singles anyways you deserve to eat dog shit
Kraft Singles>literally anything else

[Anonymous No.9551643]

>>9551620
That sucks, dude. Whenever my kid's friends come over, I treat them like family. I would never alienate kids like that, that shit ain't right. One of my son's friends likes me so much he calls me mom now.
>they walk in the door
>"hey mom!" From both son and friends
>they raid the fridge
>talk to them while they play vidya
>all hug me when they leave
I've always said they're welcome anytime. You don't pick on children. Period.

[Anonymous No.9551645]

>>9551630
Go back in your trailer.

[Anonymous No.9551648]

>>9551314
Probably a friend that served us dry crackers after a night of drinking. It's a basic fucking rule that you serve some decent breakfast if people crash at your house. Obviously I declined and bought something decent at the trains station

[Anonymous No.9551649]

>>9551643
You sound lovely.
When they're teenagers they'll probably raid your used panties/bras. It's what I did to my best friends mom.

[Anonymous No.9551659]

>>9551649
Never change 4chan

[Anonymous No.9551660]

>>9551649
Uh...ew. I hope they don't do that! But I'm well aware of how boys are, so maybe I'll just keep my bedroom door locked, lol.

[Anonymous No.9551665]

>>9551643
th-thanks..

[Anonymous No.9551674]

>>9551660
Good idea.
Also, don't ask them to feed your pets if you're on vacation. I did unspeakable things while wearing her nurses uniform.

[Anonymous No.9551686]

>>9551674
Lol, have you ever confessed to any of that? Just wondering, because I'd love to hear the reaction to that.

[Anonymous No.9551690]

>>95514
maybe they were poor u dummy

[Anonymous No.9551694]

>>9551686
No but they caught me in her bed when they were supposed to be visiting relatives and came home early due to my friend's sister being ill.
I was banned from their house for several months.
It wouldn't have been too bad but I was wearing a lovely satin teddy she had as well as thigh high stockings with a garter belt.

[Anonymous No.9551753]

>>9551314
One time I visited a family who served me a leftover stew made out of leftovers from the entire week. Tomato sauce, beans, lentils, corn, meatballs, pork chops, hot dogs, spaghetti, noodles, gravy, all different kinds of boiled and fried vegetables.... all mixed together.
To be honest, it wasn't that bad. But who the fuck serves a leftover stew to their guests? That's crazy.