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>cutting jalapeños for chili
>take a quick washroom break
>feel a burning sensation in my pants
>rush to the sink to cool down with water
>even more burning since there the is still jalapeños residue in my hands
>even worse pain than the time my dick got caught in the zipper
anyways how are you guys doing?

>> No.9548486

haha what a real CHODEasaurus rex

>> No.9548492

>>9548480
It makes you stronger. I've done this intentionally a few times after cutting jalapenos and habaneros just for something interesting in my boring life. Another time, I swiped habanero juice under my eyes where football players smear that black grease. That was the worst.

>> No.9548493

This happened to me but with serranos. I was like 13 and didn't know what was going on. Terrifying.0

>> No.9548535

>brother is a druggie and friends with a circle of delinquents in my town (it's strange, they're like a secret cult you can only find by having an invitation, maybe they secrety live in the sewer or something).
>buy him a bottle of 750k scoville sauce for Crimbo.
>be at his gfs
>she she sticks some prebought shit tier enchiladas in the oven
>bro drizzles on some of this hot sauce over his before going to do something (he can eat real hot food on drugs)
>bros friend takes one to give to his 5yo son
>son in tears and fucking mental
>his gf even mentaller
>friend makes it up by sticking some sauce on an earbud and sticking it in the end of his dick
>i'm chillin at the side with my glass of cider appreciating nihilism as this goes on

The whole bunch of them were fucking sad.

>> No.9548542

>>9548535
>whipping his dick out in front of a 5 year old
>for self torture

>> No.9548713

Me but with my butthole.

>> No.9548743
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>> No.9548755

>>9548743
Why won't a hot dom girl do that to me :(

>> No.9548761

>>9548743
What was she cooking?

>> No.9548767

>>9548761
All that garlic & chilli? Got to be making hot sauce.

>> No.9548800

>>9548767
it's from a comedy tv show

>> No.9548803

>>9548800
What, comedians can't make hot sauce? Racist.