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>just let the flavors marry

>> No.9544982
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9544982

>just let the flavors fornicate

>> No.9545010

>they all get to know eachother in the.pot.

>> No.9545025

>it's a gang bang of flavor

>> No.9545032
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9545032

>It's like an orgasm in your mouth
>has never sucked a cock

>> No.9545035

>>9544975
>the paprika really drugs the allspice and rapes it in a limo

>> No.9545219

>people always talk about different flavors marrying
>no one ever talks about same-flavor marriage

#noh8 #gayrightsarehumanrights

>> No.9545233

>>9545219
>he doesn't support interflavor marriage

wow are u a bigot or something

>> No.9545422

this thread is fuckin stupid

I'm bumping it

>> No.9545425
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9545425

>>9545422
and I'm 'lovin it!

>> No.9545433

Ugh, can you just not? It's 2017, flavors can marry now. Deal with it.

>> No.9545469
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9545469

>help the flavors to not get a divorce

>> No.9546229
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9546229

>season to taste

>> No.9546233

>help the flavors stay together for the kids

>> No.9546236

>let the flavors mingle
>the flavors dance on your palate

>> No.9546239
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9546239

>tasty

>> No.9546248
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9546248

>it melts in your mouth

>> No.9546253

>"Gonna add a little olive oil to the pan"
>Fills the pan like 1/4 inch

>> No.9546278
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9546278

>d-lish

>> No.9546530

>>9546229
>t. no palate

>> No.9547762

>>9546248
That's not the mask, it's Piccolo you fucking brain dead spurg

>> No.9547767

>>9546253
>like 1/4 inch
>like
You're coming with me, son.

>> No.9547892

>just let the flavors mingle until they feel a little tingle

>> No.9547909

>>9544975
It's just let the flavors marinade dumbass

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9547915

>>9547762

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9547917

>toothsome

>> No.9547919
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9547919

>>9544975
>mouthfeel

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9547936

>>9544975
>refers to food or dish as """""product"""""

it's fucking food. F O O D. YOU JUST COOKED; WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BEING SO IMPERSONAL

>> No.9547949

>>9547936
OOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.9547960

>the feeling of having the flavors cum inside of you

>> No.9547964
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>>9547960
>the feeling to having literal cum inside you

>> No.9547965

>American cheese

>> No.9547981
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9547981

>lip smackin' good

>> No.9547982

>>9547965
>pasteurized processed american cheese product

>> No.9547989

>>9547982
>>9547965
Cu(/o)ck chesse

>> No.9548346

>>9545035
Hahahahahahahaaha

>> No.9548357

>>9547767
Dude, you like, need to chillax, bruh.

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9548359

>>9544975
That's not the change I voted for.

>> No.9548851

>>9546229
I don't understand what's wrong with this.

>> No.9549712

>>9547762
The proper name was clearly "detect autism"

>> No.9549743
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9549743

>bring to a rolling boil

>> No.9549745

>>9549743
What's wrong with a rolling boil?

>> No.9549899
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9549899

>cook until tender

>> No.9549916

>>9547762
HAHAHA he didn't watch the "The Mask" anime.

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9549920

>oomph
>chutzpah

>> No.9549935

>>9544975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAvOIxNlFYA

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9550118

>sauté until aromatic

It's fucking garlic. I can smell that shit from across the room already. What exactly am I supposed to be smelling for?

>> No.9550145

>>9550118
Garlic that's been cooked, even for like 30 seconds, smells completely different and richer than when it's raw

>> No.9550233

>>9549745
Fuck you, that's how my brother died.

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9550656

>din dins

>> No.9550896

>>9547767
>not understanding the function of the approximative like

geez, how embarrassing

>> No.9552492

which flavors are bulls and which flavors are cucks?

I think cumin, garlic, cinnamon, and onion are pretty clear bulls since they easily overpower a lot of the more numale cuck flavors like paprika and nutmeg

>> No.9552529

#notmyseasoning

>> No.9553486

frogposters are cancer

>> No.9553983

>>9545035

Fucking hell this one hit me like a brick

>> No.9555360

>>9548346
>>9553983
Never reply to me again, redditors.

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>>9545035

unf

>>9552492

>cumin

poo in the loo IN "rape in the loo"

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>just let the grub fuck for a bit

>> No.9556275

>>9552492
Not a flavor but tofu is the top cuck of food.
Its just gonna sit there and taste like whatever you tell it to taste like.

>> No.9556280

>>9544975
>all those flavors are gonna meet up in Pound Town

>> No.9556281
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>Let the oven do its magic

>> No.9556284

>moist

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9556465

>Not French
>Bon appetit

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9556675

>Let the flavors stick its arm up to the elbow into the dish's ass.

>> No.9556989

>>9547767
what do you do when the wrangler needs wrangling

>> No.9557009

>>9545010
The secret is to undercook the onions

>> No.9558405

>>9544975
>>9544982
>>9545032
>>9545469
>>9546229
>>9546239
>>9547936
>>9547981
>>9549743
>>9549899
>>9550118
>>9550656
>>9556281
>just use 1 character to convey every possible expression
There's no point in even complaining anymore but fuck, the internet was a much more entertaining place before you lazy faggots.