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9539089 No.9539089 [Reply] [Original]

What's the deal with this candy? The chewy coating tastes bad and overpowers the juicy filling. I chew for minutes and these cheap gusher knockoffs never break down. It's a real chore to swallow.

>> No.9539105

>baiting this hard

>> No.9539115
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9539115

>>9539089

>> No.9539137

>>9539089
why don't they sell gum made out of this wax?

>> No.9539214
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9539214

>>9539089
>If you don't feel like eating them, you can draw on the sidewalk with them

>> No.9539229

>>9539115
Fuck you

>> No.9539250
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9539250

>>9539089

>> No.9539262

>>9539115
FUCK YOU

>> No.9539280

>>9539250
Fuck you man, thostaste like chewy halloween

>> No.9539292

>>9539250
hey, fuck you

>> No.9539339
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9539339

these nasty fucking things almost make me hate halloween

>> No.9539399

>>9539339

The first few pieces are good. By the 5th piece, you're sick of them.

>> No.9539406

>>9539339
Love candy corn and mallowcreme pumpkins. My favorite of all candies.

>> No.9539416

>>9539339
Truly a sick candy for sick individuals

>> No.9539461

>>9539339
chances are you've been eating wax filled walmart candy corn. homemade candy corn is next level good.

>> No.9539809

>>9539461
Saw an Alton brown episode on homemade candy corn. Always wanted to try it

>> No.9539829
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9539829

>>9539089
This shit

>> No.9539851

>>9539829

I like some chalky candy (valentines hearts, candy cigarettes, etc), but others are just awful. Like pez and smarties.

>> No.9539860

>>9539851
Valentine's hearts are made of earwig honey and bone meal.

>> No.9539874

>>9539339
i used to love those then i got norovirus around the same time i ate them and i can't stand it anymore

>> No.9539880
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9539880

This abomination.

>> No.9539885
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9539885

>>9539880
Also these horrid fucks. Jesus, they suck. Like chewing on a half dry lump of glue.

>> No.9539889
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9539889

>>9539089
These Sweet Tarts knock-offs

>> No.9539899

>>9539880

I like them.

They're just firm, chewy marshmallows.

>> No.9539906

>>9539880
When I was really young my mom's friend's son convinced me that these were made of gum and you aren't supposed to swallow them. I think that was the last time I ever had them. They show up in the old timey candy section at the dollar store but I'd always choose peach rings or cow tails over them.

>> No.9541102

>>9539851
You've got it backwards. Pez and Smarties are fine. Candy hearts and candy cigarettes are inedible.

>> No.9541111

>>9539889
Sour Smarties are God-tier.

>> No.9541147
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9541147

>>9539885
FAK U

>> No.9541160

>>9539115
I don't even know what these are but they look really unappetizing.

>> No.9541183
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9541183

>Halloween as a kid
>dump bag
>half of it is Tootsie Rolls

>> No.9541195

>>9541160
Licorice Allsorts. They're just licorice with a bunch of fondant or sugary coconut fudge stuff.

>> No.9541228
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>>9539115
>those round things with blue and pink coverings
My grandma thought they were the best and I never had the heart to tell her i fucking despised them.
She still gives me a bag of them every now and then.

Candid apples are pretty shit as well. The apple itself is great, but covered in 1½cm sugarized combatclass armor, it's just fucking pointless. I suspect a parent invented it to keep children busy hacking away at the caramel shell for 8 hours.

>> No.9541311

>>9539339
>>9539829
>>9539885
>>9539889
These are all good, fuck off.
>>9539214
Now THESE are fucking awful.

>> No.9541422

>>9541311
No they suck. All of them.

>> No.9541459

>>9541228
A properly done caramel apple is fucking amazing. My mom cuts hair and sometimes her clients give her gifts and she gave me a few caramel apples she got.

>> No.9542340

>>9541195
Yeah, I will pass.

>> No.9542370

>>9539089
One time I was chewing some of those and I had a mouth full of wax, I opened the window, threw it out and someone drove up just in time for it to fly into their open window. Luckily the light turned green and my friend floored it.

>> No.9542401

>>9539089
Anything non-chocolate/having no food value and everything that's a shitty imitation of fruit. I always hated that shit because it made me frustrated I wasn't eating fruit. Salty licorice is okay, I guess. If it doesn't have a unique flavor, it may as well not exist.

>> No.9542540

>>9541459
Not that anon but I agree. Caramel apples are the shit, while candied apples are just shit.

>> No.9542679

>>9539829
Go fuck yourself, faggot.

>> No.9542682
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9542682

These taste like sour chalk and they make you sick after you eat a handful.

>> No.9542685

>>9542682
lol...

>> No.9542712

>>9539880
I love those. They taste like the bubblegum toothpaste the dentist let me pick out when I was little

>> No.9542731
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9542731

>>9539089
I'd rather drink bleach than eat these shits

>> No.9542744
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9542744

absolutely disgusting

>> No.9542750

>>9542744
fuck you

>> No.9542753

>>9539860
Earwigs make honey?

>> No.9542768

>>9542750
na mate fuck you and your shit """candy"""

>> No.9542781

>>9539829
I didn't think it was possible to dislike pez

>> No.9542817
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9542817

the worst

>> No.9542891
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9542891

>>9542682

>> No.9542897

>>9539889
Smarties came first. Sweet tarts are "durr lets make them sour!"

>> No.9542899

>>9542817
I genuinely hate every flavor of these but Cherry. When I go skiing I keep a handful in my jacket to wear away the lift rides.

>> No.9542907
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9542907

This candy burns my nose. Snorting an entire straw in one sitting never fails to give me a nosebleed.

>> No.9542916
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>>9542682
Well a serving of caveman candies is actually 1 bottle. Maybe you accidentally got some that were expired? Sometimes I'll binge on 3-4 bottles when I'm feeling fat they're just so good.

Also pic related is covered in a gross dry powder and sticks to my teeth.

>> No.9542932

>>9542907
You're supposed to stick them in your ass you idiot

>> No.9543249

>>9539089
I actually bought a 3lb bag of Nik-L-Nip once, it took forever to finish it. Understand that it's a really old candy, they were introduced in like 1910.

Also it's wax, that's why.

>> No.9543256

>>9542897
Woosh!

>> No.9543257

>>9542744
>>9542768
fuck you

>> No.9543263

>>9542682
That can't be good for your liver.

>> No.9543269
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9543269

>>9539880
Peenits

>> No.9543271

>>9542731
I was fooled into liking these.

>> No.9543286

>>9541228
>i fucking despised them.

They are the best though

>> No.9543306
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9543306

>>9541183
>mom always buys tootsie variety packs at Halloween
>the only good thing in there are the Dots but they’re all stale

>> No.9543703

From my experience, anything from Haribo with the word "NEW" on the package is always absolute shit

>> No.9543850

>>9541183
the tootsie fruit rolls are okay but the chocolate ones are heinous

>> No.9543856
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9543856

I hate any and all Mexican "candy"

>> No.9543892
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9543892

what is the appeal of these

>> No.9543900

>>9539115
this. Vile sweets. I recall once eating one of the red circlar ones thinking it was a fruit pastel and being very disappointed

>> No.9543952

>>9539880
I hated these, but mydad would always get these for me.

>> No.9544258
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9544258

As a gay nerd, I find this candy to be an offensive misconception of my people and a misappropriation of my culture. The candy is honestly very good but I cannot eat them out of principal.

>> No.9544353

>>9542907
my next door neighbor would give us kids these, i might have actually liked them if he washed his penis every once and while.

>> No.9544675

>>9539214
>Tfw I used to drive by the necco factory daily

Still hate that fucking garbage

>> No.9544814

>>9543892
gay m&ms

>> No.9544863
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9544863

You haven't had terrible candy if you've never experienced these awful, chalky mints. It was like torture for me to force myself to eat them.

My neighbors were a lovely and sweet elderly couple in their 70's or 80's when I was a child. I liked to go over and talk with them all the time, but they'd always give me a handful of these when I came over. Even if I tried to politely decline, they'd think I was being nice and told me it was okay and would put some directly in my hand. I'd sometimes stick them in my pocket saying I'd save them for later.
Good memories, though.

>> No.9545340

>>9544258
>out of principal.
It's 'principle,' faggot.

>> No.9545461

>>9539885
Came here to post this. If i saw some house passing this out on halloween, i'd just keep walking

>> No.9545505

>>9539089

I unironically enjoy

>>9539214
>>9539339
>>9539829
>>9539889
>>9542731
>>9542744
>>9542817
>>9543892
and also
>>9544863

step up your game

>> No.9545509

>>9539906
UH OH


YOU BOUGHT PEACH RINGS

>> No.9545531

>>9544863

those are fucking great.

>> No.9545555

>>9539214
I'd honestly rather eat Tums

>> No.9545560

>>9539214
I used to buy these all the time as a child. Still the only person I know who likes them.

>> No.9545570

>>9539339
I used to take candy corn and lodge them in my teeth so so I had candy corn teeth

>> No.9545572

>>9539829
Those are good. You're a faggot

>> No.9545576
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9545576

>>9539089
This ain't a cute joke or an exaggeration, I have only had one of these in my lifetime and it made me gag.

>> No.9545577

>>9539229
>>9539262
>>9539280
>>9539292
we're almost halfway through autumn and it still feels like summer

>> No.9545583

>>9545560
When I worked at CVS nobody bought these but the elderly. Nobody. Hell I had old people make a beeline for me just to immediately show them where they are. I genuinely think once the next few generation of old people die out they will no longer be made because the customer base will be dead

>> No.9545585

>>9545570
Becoming a candy corn vampire is really all they're good for

>> No.9545594

>>9542731
Those were my favorite candies in high school!
Every morning I'd go to the school store, buy a Starbucks Frappicino and a bag of Swedish Fish

>> No.9545596

>>9542916
>goetze's
>goetze
>goatse
>the twisted sides of the wrapper are the hands

>> No.9545599

>>9542907
Reminds me when I was in middle school.
I'd fill straws with crushed caffeine pills and snort em when I went out.

>> No.9545600

>>9543269
That's the guy who voiced Scout in TF2

>> No.9545601

>>9544863
Agreed.
Sucking on them gave almost no flavor, and chewing on them felt like your teeth were disintegrating

>> No.9545606

>ITT: people have different tastes

>> No.9545608

>>9545576
I got a pack of those before.
I stopped halfway through because I couldn't handle the gross ones.

>> No.9545617
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9545617

>>9539880
My ex loved these

>> No.9545643
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9545643

The bane of my childhood Halloween

>> No.9545655

>>9544863
>mega pack

phahahahahahaa fucking gross

>> No.9545663

>>9539214
I love these. I also love that nobody wants me to share them.

>> No.9545668

>>9545570
Oh that was you?

>> No.9545698

>>9542682
Flintstone chewable morphine

>> No.9545717

>>9545576
>skunk spray
>baby wipes
>pencil shavings
>>>someone was paid to eat this shit and then compare and try to make them into jellybean flavors

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9545728

>>9545643
Bane?

>> No.9545766

>>9542731
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>> No.9545774

>>9545728
That's a big Tootsie roll

>> No.9545794
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9545794

when you were expecting a sweet jaw breaker

>> No.9545939
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>> No.9545950

>>9545939
I'll fucking fight you dude.

Cow Tales are great.

>> No.9545951

>>9545939
these are amazing

>> No.9545973

>>9545939
HOw can one person be so wrong

>> No.9545976

>>9543892
>friend gave me one of the small packets
>haven't had these in like 14 years
>open it up
>4 green
>3 red
>3 yellow
>2 orange
>0 purple

What the fuck is this shit? They advertised FIVE FRUIT FLAVORS and I only got four. I don't even like the grape ones but still I wanted the whole assortment. Literally taste 80% of the rainbow.

>> No.9545998

>>9545939
retard

>> No.9546010

>>9545794
Eat shit, those things are great.

>> No.9546017

>>9539889
>he doesn't smoke smarties
What are you, some kind of nerd?

>> No.9546022

>>9545939
your ancestors look upon you with shame

>> No.9546040

ALL OF THEM
why do ppl eveneat candies

>> No.9546042
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9546042

Alright /ck/ lets settle this shit once and for all.

Which is better, Smarties or Rockets?

>> No.9546063

>>9546010
who the fuck wants to eat something spicy as a candy?

like if I wanted to not enjoy a candy I'd go for a breath-mint

>> No.9546076

>>9546063
>he doesn't enjoy spicy cinnamon hearts

Is it because nobody ever gave you any at Valentines day?

>> No.9546114

>>9545794
shit I almost forgot about those, im gonna pick one up next time I come across them

>> No.9546122
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9546122

>>9546076
>Shilling a disgusting candy this hard

I wonder who could be behind this post...

>> No.9546138

>>9546122
I'll take that as a no then. It's OK Anon, you just have to try a little harder on your looks and I am sure you will get some next year!

>> No.9546147

>>9546138
nah, I got holographic cards and those soft frosted sugar cookies

>$0.15 has been deposited into your account

>> No.9546155

>>9546147
You get paid to shill for the holographic card and soft frosted sugar cookies people?

>> No.9546171

>>9546155
yeah, its pretty dope

but also Atomic Fireballs are ass
and are more a spice than a candy

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>>9542682

>> No.9546209

>>9545576
>tfw used to troll my friends with these by picking out the gross ones and saying they were appetizing flavours

I picked out a bunch of soap ones and told my friend that they were ice cream flavour. Was fucking priceless.

>> No.9546339
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9546339

This was the only candy my grandparents kept around their house. It was ok when I was younger but I wouldn't eat them now.

>> No.9546450

>>9546339
that shit looks like cough drops son

>> No.9546547

>>9546450
They are cough drops, but they're delicious little things.

>> No.9546610

>>9545576
rotten egg is the worst one

>> No.9546631

>>9546450
They are cough drops, but they just have pectin in them, no menthol or anything. So they're basically right on the border of medicine and candy, but they taste great.

>> No.9546644

>>9545576
I remember there being spaghetti as well as dirt. That was probably 12 - 13 years ago tho.

>> No.9546663

>>9544353
Don't worry Anon. I laughed at your joke.

>> No.9546666

>>9545576
Was this an April Fool's gag? That's fantastic.

>> No.9546719

>>9546666
Checkem

>> No.9546769
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9546769

>>9545576
The earthworm ones were the worst

>> No.9546778
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9546778

No questions asked. Worst candy ever. They try to be all cute with the little words but they taste like dried up tooth paste chunks

>> No.9546799

>>9546631
Fuck yeah they do

>> No.9546837

>>9545794
fuck you, atomic fireballs are the best

>> No.9546840

>>9546063
>never heard of cinnamon flavored gum
fuck off, dozens of posts have been about actual legitimately awful candy that old people give to kids as a joke and you have to attack the one candy that serves it's niche purpose very well
FUCK YOU

>> No.9546846

>>9545576
i don't get it, is skunk spray or licorice supposed to be the gross one?

>> No.9546854

>>9545774
for you

>> No.9546859

>>9545794
When you're an idiot

>> No.9546868

>>9546846
Buttered popcorn doesn't sound all that appetizing ether.

>> No.9547019

>>9545576
The vomit one is rank. It's amazing how they get the acid feeling at the back of your throat, as if you are vomiting.

>> No.9547052

>still eating candy

>> No.9547066
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9547066

*throws up*

>> No.9547096

>>9539885
fuck you
i buy a bag and keep them in the freezer
also i throw them in hot chocolate sometimes

>> No.9547260

>>9545576
There's another pack with a sweaty socks flavor that made me vomit in front of the door to Safeway.

>> No.9547343

>>9546868
The popcorn ones are godlike.

>> No.9547526
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9547526

Literally the worst

>> No.9547550

Fruit snacks (i love gushers though)

And anything banana flavored

>> No.9547594

>>9547526
This shit tastes like spraying deodorant straight into your mouth.

>> No.9547604
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9547604

sorry gramgram

>> No.9547608

>>9539214
Those powdery coins

>> No.9547614
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9547614

>>9539829
I like Pez just fine but my last name is Lopez so I've been haunted by them my whole life.
>mfw every birthday present I got from friends as a kid was Pez.
>Even worse was the grinning parent who obviously thought it was clever and made it happen.
Thanks

>> No.9547615

>>9546778
>>9539214
The only actually bad candies on this thread so far.

>> No.9547623

>>9547604
i'll never understand the point of hard caramels when you can have soft ones.

>> No.9547631

>>9547614
Lopez wants nopez for his birthday.

>> No.9547649

>>9539115
Man what the fuck were these things called I always wanted to try em when I was a kid but never got the chance

>> No.9547651

>>9547649
Licorice Allsorts

>> No.9547652

>>9539115
Hated them as a kid.

But strangely I enjoy them as an adult.

>> No.9547675

>>9539115
Stop being a nigger and/or an american

>> No.9547680

>>9547675
>Stop being a nigger
Impossible.
Once you go black, you never go back.

>> No.9547686

>>9547623
hard candy lasts you longer and generally don't get stuck in your teeth

>> No.9547698

>>9545576
What Wizard academy did you visit?

>> No.9547835

>>9547604
Regular ones are fine.

>> No.9547969

>>9539115
kek, I hate these things

>> No.9548028
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>> No.9548069

>>9539089
>chewy coating
You mean the food-grade wax?

>cheap gusher knockoffs
You mean these knock-offs that have been around since the 70's?

>> No.9548101

>>9542540
caramel apples are hands down my favorite confectionary. Nuts, chocolate, even a slim layer of peanut butter...you really cannot go wrong. It's just such a perfect combination of fall flavors.

Candied apples are only useful to dislodge loose teeth from children you dislike.

>> No.9548112

>>9546854
If I pull your wrapper off, will you die?

>> No.9548249

>>9545576
the toothpaste one was pretty good to be honest.

>> No.9548279

>>9545576
I unironically remember liking the taste of the centipede ones. Tasted nice and earthy.

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9548294

>>9541183
either this or 50% crunch bars.
fuck crunch bars, literally the shittiest candy bar

>> No.9548308

>>9545576
baby wipes tastes good tho

>> No.9548311

>>9539089
>It's a real chore to swallow.
bet that's the first time you've ever said that

>> No.9548312

>>9548294
twix are worse desubh

>> No.9548322

>>9548312
what the actual fuck? twix is a god tier candybar

>> No.9548330

>>9548322
not him, but twix are boring as fuck
fucking snickers and milkyways are god tier

>> No.9548331

>>9548112
Wrong order, but
It would be extremely painful

>> No.9548344

>>9548028
Fuck you

>> No.9548381
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9548381

>>9542907
>not dividing it with the razor first

>> No.9548424

>>9546209
why lie about something so dumb.

No way you could "pick out" all the gross ones unless you either broke the seal on each bean and smelled it or somehow bought an assortment of only the bad ones, which doesn't exist.

>> No.9548426

>>9546666
it's a little board game actually. you can still buy em. Go one vat19 and buy a beanboozled set. s'fun.

>> No.9548443

>>9545728
Knowing Vat19, I coulda swore that was a real Tootie Roll. But it's just a pillow.

I did buy their 3-foot gummy worm and brought it to school though. Super fun. We were doing some end of year party. Ofc that wasn't the only thing I brought. I brought a tray of PubSubs.

>> No.9548472

>>9543306
as a kid, a stale dot actually removed 5 loose teeth i had at the time.

>> No.9548524
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>> No.9548758

>>9548028
(You)

>> No.9548788

>>9547604
want me to beat your fucking ass, bro?

>> No.9548867

>>9539809
OK, now I need to do this.

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>>9542682
weren't those medicine?

>> No.9548888
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>>9548028

>> No.9549268

>>9546042
Never even heard of rockets

>> No.9549277

>>9547096
>i throw them in hot chocolate
That sounds awesome. Thanls for the tip

>> No.9549282

>>9547686
>teeth
I think you meant to say "dentures"

>> No.9549285

>>9548028
Go back to somalia faggot.>>9548330

>> No.9549289

>>9548330
Which version of Twix? The caramel, peanut butter, choclate creme or cookies and creme?

>> No.9549290
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Fuck these things. Might as well leave the wrapper on as it will save you time for slightly more mouthful of paper.

>> No.9549296

>>9549290
The watermelon were crap. The rest were tasty enough, but unwrapping them was on par with hunting, killing and skinning a mastadon.

>> No.9549653
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>>9548524

oh boy the easter bunny's hemorrhoids

>> No.9549677

>>9549296
This. What the fuck? Who decided to gorilla-glue those wrappers on?

>> No.9549717

>>9543856
>make crappy fruit or corn flavored lollipop
>coat it in chili powder

"Candy"

>> No.9549870

>>9544863
I love those things.

>> No.9549880
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9549880

My wife keeps buying this garbage and I can't find the heart to tell her I fucking hate it. I eat them because I do not want her to see the bag full but I do not enjoy this sad excuse for candy.

>> No.9549887

>>9539089
Your not supposed to swallow the wax dumbass.
It's WAX for God's sake.

>> No.9549894

>>9539829
Give chocolate pez a chance. It's terrible chocolate, but pretty good candy.

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Very grainy and tastes terribly bitter.

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This shit. Which is too bad, because haribo makes a fine gummy candy. These taste like perfume.

>> No.9549947

>>9543892
>add Arizona Iced Tea
>reduces incidents of juvenile delinquency

>> No.9549958

>>9549894
I don't know if they still make them, but I used to love the fizzy cola flavored pez.

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>> No.9550040

>>9548028
You nigger. I will drop kick your mother.

>> No.9550085

>>9549907
This guy gets it.

>> No.9550102

>>9539250
Nice try

>> No.9550120

>>9548524
>(you)
Now fuck off

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>>9550030
American KitKat wrappers look so stupid.

>> No.9550413

>>9543856
the watermelon ones are good IMO. i hate the mango ones.

>> No.9550460

>>9550177
What do the KitKat wrappers look like in your country anon?

>> No.9550821

>>9548028
What's your fuckin' problem, asshole?

>> No.9550830

>>9545576
This shit should have been illegal

>> No.9550831

>>9539889
These are called Rockets. Why are you all calling them Smarties?

>> No.9550834

>>9541228
>Candid apples

>> No.9550840

>>9543892
They're great frozen

>> No.9550847

>>9545576
I swear there was a rotten fish one. I can still fucking taste it

>> No.9550852

>>9545596
kek I can't unsee it

>> No.9550871

>>9549290
fuck you, those are great

>> No.9550884

>>9546042
leaf here. I have only ever known them as rockets.

>> No.9550889

>>9549880
Kek

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>>9550460

>> No.9550909
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>>9548028

>> No.9550934
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9550934

Whoever thought prune-flavored candy was a good idea needs to be dragged into the street and curb-stomped.

>> No.9550961

>>9548294
They're my favorite candy bar
The beauty is in the simplicity

>> No.9550965

>>9548424
He was probably thinking of the Harry Potter ones. They don't have any duplicate colors so you can absolutely pick out whichever you want.

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>>9547526
Faggot

>> No.9551100

>>9546063
>who the fuck wants to eat something spicy as a candy?
Look at this faggot

>> No.9551260

>>9549931
The sugar-free ones are the true demon spawn

>> No.9551316

>>9549268
I think they are the Canadian name.

>> No.9551321

>>9550831
Why am I calling them Smarties? I'm not calling them anything, besides sweet-tart ripoffs.

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>>9551085
Well you're the one eating violet flavored candy!!

>> No.9551431

>>9545617
Your'e ex was a whore

>> No.9551546

>>9539214

I used them as bb gun targets as a kid because they were so cheap and shattered when you hit them.

>> No.9551583

>>9546778
these got me a date one time, turned out she was a shitty person, second time i tried it on someone i got laughed at

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>>9548028
Fuck you go to hell. Me and my bois used to go get these all the time because we could joke about them being "high chews" for when you're high, but the main reason we always got them was because they were so delicious. Fuck you mango is delicious. I remember finding one in my car that had to be months old and it was still good. Fuck you these are better than Starburst.

>> No.9551604

>>9544353
Fucking brutal
Lol'd silently but powerfully with a bit of a wheeze sound.

>> No.9551615

>>9548879
Yes. Yes they are.

They're vitamin tablets

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>>9542916
I love these fuckers and always have. The way that sugary center fractures into sweet crumbles when eating them out is uma

>> No.9551646

>>9550831
In Canada we call them Rockets... in the US they call them Smarties. They don't have Nestle products in the US except KitKats, so they are allowed to call them Smarties. In Canada they call them Rockets to distinguish from the chocolate Smarties.

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>>9549880

>wonka chokenuggets.

>> No.9551839
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9551839

I like most candy but the only one I hate is black Licorice

>> No.9551841

>>9545939
this is a troll post but you can still have a (you) because its actually so absurd that a person would call this a bad candy

>> No.9552304

>>9545939
>>9542916
These are the same thing, right?

>> No.9552309

>>9539115

All Sorts are delicious!

>> No.9552316

>>9552304
pretty much just different caramel to cream ratio

>> No.9552450

>>9551839
it truly is the nastiest

>> No.9552496

>>9543892
One bag seems to last an eternity

>> No.9552531

>>9539089
There is no such thing as a bad candy.

>> No.9552532

>>9547604
Sort your life out, son. These are the best damn thing when you're stoned and want something sweet but don't want to get fat from eating a pint of ice cream.

>> No.9552552
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9552552

Why the fuck would anyone genuinely enjoy these?

>> No.9552584

>>9549947
Ayyy

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9552608

>cinnamon candy

>> No.9552625
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9552625

>>9539889
>>9542682
>>9542817
>>9552552

>> No.9552632

>>9552552
Are you that little bitch who would run these under the water fountain before eating them, my god are you an insufferable faggots

>> No.9552970

>>9546122
Lemonheads are great

>> No.9552997
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Nips hurt my fuckin teeth, don't know how they've been around as long as they have

>> No.9553185

>>9539880
Lol supposedly banana flavored

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>>9548249
Shit, the toothpaste ones are unironically in the top 3 of jelly bean flavors

>> No.9553254

>>9546778
Aside from the purposefully gross ones (i.e. the prank jelly beans), this is the only candy in this thread that has no redeeming quality.

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>>9549880
I like this post quite a bit.

>> No.9553318

>>9539880
These a fucking good. They're like slightly firm marshmallows, what's not to like?

>> No.9553327

>>9552552
The hot ones were gross but I did like the sours as a kid. Now that I've grown to like spicy food, I can probably tolerate the hot ones

>> No.9553369

>>9542744
FUCK YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

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>>9543856
>"coated with chill ingredients"

>> No.9553455

>>9552632
No, I just wouldn't eat them because none of it is any good. Why the fuck would I run it under water? I knew some kids that would put a few in their water bottles, though, and drink it. Disgusting savages.

>> No.9553552

>>9553318
I do like them quite a bit.

>> No.9553595

>>9539115
licorice in general is kinda love or hate
I like pure licorice, but some of these tasted pretty weird
>>9539214
possibly the worst candy out there. only saving grace is that it's cheap, but I'd still rather be eating white sugar
>>9543892
liked these when I was a kid, but I have to agree, they're pretty bad
>>9547066
are these those awful extremely sweet pseudo-jellybean shits with no flavour?
if so, fuck em
>>9547604
sugar free caramel sounds fucking disgusting, but the normal ones are good
>>9550030
shit, that packaging is completely different from the euro one
>>9552997
I've had some copy of this and it was great

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>>9549880
you little fookin ungrateful turd. Retail that bag is about $15. I'd kill you if you didn't eat them.

>> No.9553873

>>9539115

These things increase your chance of getting type 2 diabetes more than anything else you could ingest.

>> No.9553889

>>9542682
when i was in jr high i bought a bottle of them to sneak into a movie and eat. i ended up getting so fucking sick and puking everywhere.

>> No.9553899

>>9551839
It's like coffee or beer. It's an acquired taste and you either like it or don't. It's fucking awesome if you have the tastebuds for it.

>> No.9553930

>>9553455
Some little bitch on /r9k/ once said he used to run them under water to remove the sour coating so he could eat them. Apparently, they were "'"'"'"'too sour'"'"'"'"

>> No.9553953

>>9552552
me, I love sour candy and these are both greatly sour and the hard candy tastes good
my one complaint is that when I get a bag of them it usually has like one or two lemon at most, which is my favorite flavor

>> No.9553962

>>9545509
WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

>> No.9553975
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9553975

love tootsie rolls
hate these

>> No.9554035

>>9553975
Love those
Hate tootsie rolls

>> No.9554044

>>9549947
It was a sprite he had you worthless misinformed memer

>> No.9554062

>>9553400
Anon, this is a candy thread. Please leave me out of this!

>> No.9554082
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There are no bad candies. But these are really annoying to eat. Too hard. Lollipops also. Basically anything I have to leave in my mouth for 5-10 minutes. Pain in the ass.

>> No.9554090

>>9553400
I'm a good candy if anything, anon.

>> No.9554094

>>9554082
the whole point of gobstoppers is to suck on them
stop eatin shit you're supposed to suck on

>> No.9554126

>>9554094
Pretty dumb point then. I don't have the patience for that.

>> No.9554157

>>9539889
I always liked shoving two packets of these in my mouth and savoring the sensation of my teeth rotting away as I sucked them to death.

>> No.9554182

>>9554126
>tries to eat jaw breakers
>bitches that they're too hard
Hmm, who's the real retard here?

>> No.9554196

>>9554182
Hard candy was a mistake.

>> No.9554199

>>9544863
I like putting these into my coffee.

>> No.9554211

>>9554196
Hundreds of thousands of dead babies chased their dreams you fucking faggot. You can't even say the same.

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>>9539851
>pez and smarties.
Smarties are great

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>> No.9554270

>>9545698
I'll miss Sheriff Lobo

>> No.9554276

>>9542817
Dude these might be the best hard candies in existence

>> No.9554309

>>9543892

I love shoving an entire bag of these in my mouth and chewing on them. It tears the shit out of my cheeks but it's so worth it.

>> No.9554322

>>9545576
My cousin and her boyfriend bought these once, that fucker liked all of them except 3. He gagged on Coconut, Plum, and Moldy Cheese. Boy you could tell he got moldy cheese too, you smell that thing a mile away once you bit off a piece.

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>>9545576
Here are some new flavors

>> No.9554359

>>9554309
Are skittles sharp in your country or something?

>> No.9554494

>>9549290
I broke a tooth on one of these things.

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>>9547066
You might be the winner here
>>9547526
Go fuck yourself, I'd kill for some of those now that I'm in the US.
>>9548524
>>9550030
>>9539115
FUCK you

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>>9549880

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>>9545509
NOTHING WRONG WITH PEACH RINGS

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My thread is dying. I created some nice bait here. It's too bad more of you didn't join in.

>> No.9555257

>>9554640
Lemonheads are fantastic. Not a good as Sour Cherry Balls, mind you, but a stoner's dream. Kills cottonmouth DEAD.