ITT: admit your mischievous deeds

[Anonymous No.9532376]

>open oreo
>scrape the white stuff out with a knife
>only eat the cookie part

[Anonymous No.9532442]

>open oreo
>scrape the white stuff out with a knife
>only eat the white stuff

[Anonymous No.9532448]

>open oreo
>scrape the white stuff out with a knife
>only eat the packaging

[Anonymous No.9532454]

>>9532376
>open oreo
>scrape the white part
>eat the knife
EAT SHIT, OREO FACTORY.

[Anonymous No.9532455]

>open oreo
>stick a spider inside
>close oreo and put it back in the package

[Anonymous No.9532457]

>open packaging
>scrape off molds with a knife
>eat only the oreo

[Anonymous No.9532458]

>>9532455
>open spider
>it has an oreo inside it

[Anonymous No.9532462]

I put oil in my boiling pasta water

[Anonymous No.9532465]

>>9532458
that's a big spider

[Anonymous No.9532470]

>>9532376
i dont really know how to cook properly, i just try things at ramdom and sometimes it just works

[Anonymous No.9532471]

>>9532462
i put water in my boiling pasta oil

[Anonymous No.9532497]

>microwave dinner says to put it in for 3 min
>put it in for 2 min, 50 sec

[Anonymous No.9532531]

>>9532465
For you

[Anonymous No.9532539]

I break my pasta into fragments

[Anonymous No.9532543]

>>9532465
>>9532465
>>9532465
>>9532465

[Anonymous No.9532547]

>directions on box say 200 degrees
>set oven to 199 degrees

[Anonymous No.9532559]

>>9532547
absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.9532560]

>/ck/ told me not to prick sausages
>prick them anyway

[Anonymous No.9532586]

>chicken nuggets bake at 450
>fries bake at 400
>set oven to 425

[Anonymous No.9532952]

>>9532471
This seems dangerous

[Anonymous No.9532970]

>>9532471
>Boiling oil

You wot m8

[Anonymous No.9532986]

>open oreo
>scrape the white stuff out with a knife
>throw away white stuff
>throw away cookie part
>throw away the rest of the oreos

[Anonymous No.9532994]

>order a for me
>order it without mcchicken sauce, lettuce, a bun, or chicken

[Anonymous No.9533011]

>>9532471
What would happen if you cooked pasta or rice in oil instead of water? Presumably the dehydrated kind.

[Anonymous No.9533012]

>open oreo
>scrape the white stuff out with a knife
>only eat the white stuff
>put cookie parts back in package

[Anonymous No.9533018]

>Eat microwave meals cold

[Anonymous No.9533025]

>>9533012
>open oreo
>lick the white stuff out
>put cookie parts back in package

[Anonymous No.9533033]

>>9532497
Enjoy your frozen food,nigger.

[Anonymous No.9533037]

>>9533033
>nigger
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.9533040]

Well this was a shit thread.

[Anonymous No.9533045]

>>9533037
>le /pol/ boogieman

Hi newfriend, 4chan was always racist sexist misogynist bigoted or whatever the fuck. Please go back to your preferred social media of choice.

[Anonymous No.9533051]

>>9532376
GODDAMN ANARCHY

[Anonymous No.9533052]

>>9532539
THIS IS MY LAST RISOTTO

[Anonymous No.9533055]

>>9532376
I masturbate into mugs that my friends and family use when they visit me, really gets me off.

[Anonymous No.9533059]

leave for 1 minute to cool. immediately eat.

[Anonymous No.9533063]

inside temperature should be bla bla bla, never check.

[Anonymous No.9533065]

>>9532376
>go to a restaurant
>the service was good
>tip only 19.9%

[Anonymous No.9533066]

>>9533052
I allowed myself a hearty grin

[Anonymous No.9533080]

>>9533065
>go to a restaurant
>the service was excellent
>leave no tip

[Anonymous No.9533093]

>go to restaurant with gf
>she always leaves a tip
>I never tip
>I always put her tip in my pocket when she isn't looking

[Anonymous No.9533113]

>>9533045
you can't silence different opinions drumpfkin

[Anonymous No.9533146]

>>9533093
That's cool.

I usually my tip inside her anyways

[Anonymous No.9533149]

>>9533045
t. Redditor trying to fit in

[Anonymous No.9533154]

>>9533025
>>lick the white stuff out
:^)

[Anonymous No.9533777]

>open oreo
>scrape the white stuff out with a knife
>only eat the white stuff
>open next Oreo
>scrape the white stuff out with a knife
>put it inside the first set of Oreo cookie parts
>iterate through the entire set of Oreos
>put them all back on the original order
>eat the cookie part of the final Oreo

Heaven.

[Anonymous No.9533848]

>>9533045
>t. reddit newfriend
/pol/ has always been contrarian to the current american political climate. when we had a red president, /pol/ became super liberal. when we had a blue president, /pol/ became super conservative

[Anonymous No.9533911]

>>9533848
Well, the dynamic changed after the reddit invasion and the drumpfcuck idf is still in full force on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.9534259]

>open oreo
>scrape the white stuff out with a knife
>refill it with toothpase

[Anonymous No.9534268]

>>9533848
/pol/ was never left wing lmao

[Anonymous No.9534276]

>>9533848
/pol/ has never been liberal

[Anonymous No.9534289]

I don't drain the drippings from my meat when making pasta sauce. I know it's super fucking bad for me, but it adds more meat flavor, imo.

[Anonymous No.9534294]

>>9533848

[Anonymous No.9534297]

>>9534289
That's because the oil is where the flavor is, anon

[Anonymous No.9534302]

>>9534297
Idk, I grew up in a family where we always drained it, even if it was turkey over beef. Many people find it uncouth.

[Anonymous No.9534303]

>>9532465
no, its a tiny oreo

[Anonymous No.9534314]

>>9533848
/pol/ was quasi-libertarian in like 2011 when Ron Paul was running for the Republican nomination. After that it became more right-wing.

Even now the left-wing posts are bait used to troll newfags

[Anonymous No.9534335]

>>9534314
Even back then, it was split pretty evenly between NatSoc and libertarians. It's also when NRx (alt-right before alt-right) really shined on /pol/. Shame what the movement became once it hit "mainstream" with the media pushing what never really was the alt-right more towards WN and NatSoc.

[Anonymous No.9534336]

>>9532376
My little brother drives me fucking insane
Even since he was like 10 he started demanding Cheeseburgers with no cheese from everywhere, insisting they were always different the just the regular burgers.
It's not like he doesn't like cheese though. He'll have it on everything else but if it's on a burger he'll refuse.
Now he's 18. I took both of my siblings out to a relatively nice dinner - but I'm poor as fuck, working and doing nightschool, and they know this.
I grab a nice mozzarella chicken and my sister has some kind of fish.
This little shit orders the most expensive burger on the menu. He's got two extra sides. He's asking for bacon, fried onions, all this stuff. I'm now outright asking him in public to be a little more considerate. I don't care if I sound like the badguy I'm eating rice most days.
The food comes out, and he takes exactly one bite before freaking the fuck out about the cheese on his luxury burger.
Tell the waitress I say, but he's a little spoiled shit. He keeps asking for my cheesy chicken instead. He ends up eating from both our plates and leaving his untouched. When he's finished he sits under the table to nap.
Next day I get a phone call from my mum for apparently embarrassing him in public.
Fucking cheeseburgers.

[Anonymous No.9534346]

>>9534336
Maybe you should stop being a limp-wristed sjw bitchboy liberal

[Anonymous No.9534366]

>>9533025
my brother did something similar
he’d pour lucky charms and eat only the marshmallows

[Anonymous No.9534385]

>>9534346
>limp-wristed sjw bitchboy liberal

There's literally nothing in his post that warrants that kind of vituperation. You're just a frustrated /pol/tard who has been so blown out on a cooking board where people respect the food and dignity of other cultures, you lash out like a little sjw confronting an alt-right proponent who quickly runs and hides behind black security guards. Grow up, loser.

[Anonymous No.9534387]

>>9534385
>this much reddit projection

[Anonymous No.9534390]

>>9534346
feeding your family and telling your sibling to stop being a brat makes you a SJW?

[Anonymous No.9534587]

>>9534297
It is possible for a sauce to be too greasy however, if there is what I consider to be excessive oil in a sauce made with browned meat, i'll remove the meat and drain the pot down to maybe a tablespoon or two. Then I'll go on with the recipe.

[Anonymous No.9534644]

>>9532376
>>Open Oreo
>>Scrape a bit of the design off
>>Sacred geometry kek
>> skitzo roomate screams from kitchen.
>>sticky finger mofucker leaves my oreos alone now
>> I dont like oreos.

[Anonymous No.9534885]

>>9532531
I'll give you a (you) for that

[Anonymous No.9534902]

>>9532376
>buy instant ramen
>properly cook the noodles separately and cook up some toppings using fresh homemade ingredients
>never use the seasoning packages
SOMEBODY STOP ME

[Anonymous No.9534915]

>>9534336
>18
>sits under table to nap
if this isn't fresh pasta i'm pretty sure that nigger has autism. not the 4chan kinda autism either, like the kind where you become Sonichu and ruin every life you touch

[Anonymous No.9535012]

>>9532376
I like chicken dry as fuck
I like my streaks well done

[Anonymous No.9535752]

>Pour bag of lucky charms

>throw away all the marshmallows

>only eat the brown parts

[Anonymous No.9536237]

>>9532994
>not ordering it without the wrapper

[Anonymous No.9536245]

>>9533080
>go to restaurant
>service was horrible
>leave $100 tip

[Anonymous No.9536249]

>>9534259
You may have missed the point of the thread

[Anonymous No.9536258]

>instant ramen directions state to stir noodles occasionally
>let the agitation of the boiling water do all the stirring for me

[Anonymous No.9536263]

>drinks bottle says not to refill it
>use it for 3 months and counting

[Anonymous No.9536273]

>>9532455
>>9532458
>>9532465
>>9534303
back to feggit faggots

[Anonymous No.9536304]

>>9534336
I would've kicked his ass in front of everyone.

[Anonymous No.9536311]

>>9532465
>>9532465
>>9532465
>>9532465

[Anonymous No.9536315]

>>9536304
You can't actually believe that story is real

[Anonymous No.9536454]

>>9533911
Why are you like this? Chad the Nationalist stole your wife's son's mother?

[Anonymous No.9536462]

>>9534385
Wasn't aware this was a cringe thread until you came along, hillarotoebirf fag

[Anonymous No.9536477]

>>9534902
Ya ding-dong diddly dingus

[Anonymous No.9536594]

>>9536263
Have you looked into why this is ill advised?

[Anonymous No.9536779]

>Order sushi
>Pull it apart to get the cucumber and seaweed out of it

[Anonymous No.9537547]

>Bottle says please drink responsibly
>Don't

[Anonymous No.9537579]

>>9536594
Have you?

[Anonymous No.9537704]

>>9533065
>>9533080
>>9533093

>be living in Europe

[Anonymous No.9537723]

>make pasta
>add entire can of cheez wiz
>say its homemade mac and cheese

[Anonymous No.9537737]

>>9532376

>Order pizza for the family
>Take the biggest slices and pretend I also took small ones

[Anonymous No.9537834]

>>9537704
>not wanting to live in the only 1st world place on earth

Cucked beyond recognition

[Anonymous No.9537840]

>be australian
>go to supermarket
>pick up packet of Oreo's and read it
>"Product of China"
>put it back on shelf and walk out

[Anonymous No.9537860]

>Make Mac n cheese
>Use powder mix from another brand that I didn't use
AM I A PSYCHOPATH?

[Anonymous No.9537923]

>open ramen
>eat it dry right out of the bag

[Anonymous No.9538005]

>open bag of oreos
>remove white part from entire bag
>throw out cookies
>mix white parts with a little cream
>dip nutter butters in it
THESE WOUNDS

[Anonymous No.9538038]

>>9532586

you sick fuck

[Anonymous No.9539453]

>>9537579
Yes

[Anonymous No.9540506]

>>9536477
NOT outside your containment board, bad asspie.

[Anonymous No.9540570]

>heat ramen in the microwave
>drain the water and sprinkle 1/4 of the seasoning on the noodles
>microwave it again to make soba

[Anonymous No.9541423]

>eat my own poop

[Anonymous No.9541512]

>open /ck/
>being rampant frogposting and generally degrading the quality of the board
SHOW ME HOW TO LIVE

[Anonymous No.9541656]

>>9534336
>When he's finished he sits under the table to nap.
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.9541686]

>>9534335
>*Nazis and Libertarians
FTFY.

[Anonymous No.9541724]

>>9533018
>Buy pizza Rolls before work
>Allow to thaw in hot car
>Eat for lunch

>>9532376
>Only buy wafers
>Eat with cake frosting

[Anonymous No.9541737]

>buy huge bags of full size candy bars around Halloween
>cashier says kids that go to my house will be lucky
>eat all the candy myself

[Anonymous No.9541778]

>>9534336
Best pasta

[Anonymous No.9541898]

>don't open the oreos

[Anonymous No.9541972]

>>9532986
Patrcian: they are Jew cookies

[Anonymous No.9543423]

>>9534366
hey wtf I'd do that

[Anonymous No.9543442]

>>9539453
Why then?

[Anonymous No.9544189]

>>9541737
>cashier doesn't know that the kids will be kept in my basement for a week were they will be brutally raped and then horrifically tortured before being murdered and disposed of in a landfill

LOCK ME UP

[Anonymous No.9544205]

>>9541898
>buy food
>throw it out

[Anonymous No.9544227]

>>9534297
fuck off, marie

[Anonymous No.9546098]

>throw out mi goreng seasoning
>make sweet sundae ramen instead
D E V I L I S H
E
V
I
L
I
S
H

[Anonymous No.9546129]

>>9544205
>>buy food
>>sell it outside primary schools

[Anonymous No.9546200]

>please refrigerate after opening
>don't

[Anonymous No.9546251]

>>9532376

>eat sunday waffles
>it's saturday

[Anonymous No.9546535]

>>9532376
>open oreo
>scrape the white stuff out with a knife
>smoke it
>???
>profit

[Anonymous No.9546656]

>>9533011
You'd get fried raw pasta?

[Anonymous No.9546718]

>Leave butter on counter.

[Anonymous No.9546756]

>>9533848
/pol/ didn't exist under Bush

[Anonymous No.9547092]

>>9543442
It's because you're gay.

[Anonymous No.9547202]

>>9532376
>order takeout
>eat it inside

[Anonymous No.9548234]

>open package
>eat whole oreo
>without any milk

[Anonymous No.9548329]

>open a domino
>first eat the part without white stuff, then eat the part with white stuff

[Anonymous No.9548712]

>>9541972
>open Oreo
>put in blender
>open noodles
>put in blender
>blender.jpg
>put on sandwich
>apply noodle seasoning
>deep fry
>print packaging
>"free sample"

[Anonymous No.9548716]

>>9532376
>open oreo
>cum on it
>give it to my mom

[Anonymous No.9549593]

>>9532376
You can't "open" an Oreo. It's not a book nor hinged.
t. Locksmith of 17 years at Lockwood

[Anonymous No.9549652]

>>9534385
How's reddit these days?
Bad enough to send you here?

[Anonymous No.9549673]

>>9549652
>i'm so assblasted I respond to posts made on Tues. on Sat. night

Holy shit, LMAO at your life!

[Anonymous No.9549680]

>>9549673
He's right though

[Anonymous No.9549681]

>>9549673
>Sat. night
>What are timezones?
Ladies and gentlemen, American intellect.

[Anonymous No.9550427]

>>9532455
>No more-eos

[Anonymous No.9550436]

>>9549673
t. libcuck

[Anonymous No.9550506]

>>9546656
>>9533011
I shit you not, people eat this stuff as snacks:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duros_(food)

[Anonymous No.9550516]

>making chicken salad fonger sandwiches for family reunion
>no processed chunk chicken in cabinet
>use chicken flavored cat food covered in onion powder as substitute

[Anonymous No.9550518]

>>9550516
>fonger

[Anonymous No.9550617]

>>9532376
OP I do that too and everyone gives me shit. The oreo filling is too sweet to me and I love the crispy chocolate cookie dammit

[Anonymous No.9550866]

>>9549593
So you don't open a bottle by twisting the lid off? Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.9550870]

>>9550506
>puffed wheat

not even remotely the same as pasta

[Anonymous No.9550894]

>>9534302
>uncouth
Can something just be plain couth?

[Anonymous No.9550905]

>order wings for take out from pizza hut
>ask for blazin' hot sauce
>get home
>it's honey garlic
>ever since i've gone out my way to piss all over their bathroom floor/walls whenever i get the chance

[Anonymous No.9550912]

>>9550894
Christ reditors are unfunny faggots. Fuck off retard

[chop No.9550914]

>>9550894
Yes, but it's not commonly used.
I bet google could have answered that, by the way.

[Anonymous No.9551035]

>open oreo
>scrape the white stuff with a knife
>assemble into a ball
>snack on it like raw cookie dough
>put cookie parts back in the packaging
>eat them followung fibonnaci numbers

[Anonymous No.9551228]

>>9546756
/n/

[Anonymous No.9551497]

>>9550516
Whoah crossover thread

[Anonymous No.9551539]

>>9533045
Everyone always says "4chan has been X since the beginning!" 4chan has always been an anime site... 4chan has always been a libertarian site... a Nazi site... a lefty site... a video games site... a political site, an a political site. But nobody ever provides a shred of evidence to back their stupid claims because there is none. 4chan has always been divided into boards, and newfags alone crosspost unless there is a sticky or happening. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.9552702]

>Open oreo package
>Eat oreo

[Anonymous No.9552717]

>>9532454
hehe

[Anonymous No.9552803]

>>9532376
>put the food in the oven without preheating
go ahead call the cops i dont care

[Anonymous No.9552948]

>>9534385
>MUH
>POOOOOOOHWLHH

[Anonymous No.9552955]

>>9551539
4Chan had always been "racist" according to specific political groups and cults. Get over it, son.

[Anonymous No.9553995]

>>9533045
Newfag

[Anonymous No.9554944]

>>9547092
Got him.

[Anonymous No.9555583]

I have the 24 hour rule on leftovers. If you don't eat your leftovers in 24 hours, it's mine. It's a simple and fair rule. If you don't eat something in 24 hours, you obviously aren't interested in eating it. Despite plainly laying out my rules, people still object to it My brother being the most sore.
There are stipulations to this rule of course. For instance, if someone leaves the house to go anywhere for a time longer than 24 hours they forfeit their leftovers immediately. If they are at work for 8-12 hours it still counts on the timer, because they could've taken their leftovers with them to work.
I've had many a mad maxie get upset at with me for partaking in their leftover luncheon delights - but I just remind them of the 24 hour rule. No yummy is safe from my tummy.

[Anonymous No.9556466]

>>9555583
I hate this board.

[Anonymous No.9556469]

>>9555583
You are a horrible person

[Anonymous No.9556474]

>>9555583
My rule is that if you eat my food, regardless of all other rules, i will shit in and on your stuff.

[Anonymous No.9556861]

>>9556466
>>9556469
>>9556474
Leftovers are never good after 24 hours. If you don't eat your leftovers in one day, you probably won't eat them in 2 days. I'm not a horrible person, I'm saving those delicacies from being disposed. Everyone knows the rules, everyone's leftovers are fair game. It's a completely fair rule.

[Anonymous No.9557240]

>get a quarter pounder and fries at Mcdonalds
>Get a spicy chicken sammich from Wendy's
>Put them together and eat them in a burger king wearing a paper crown
If the manager gives me shit Ill give him shit. On the floor of the bathroom. Yes I have autism

[Anonymous No.9557372]

>Get water cup
>Put coke in it

[Anonymous No.9557380]

>>9544205
>Steal food
>Throw it away

[Anonymous No.9558464]

>put food in a cold pan
>add oil when the pan's heated up