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[Anonymous No.9529399]

I was 23 and home from the Air Force with my new wife. My parents wanted to take us out to dinner. I love seafood. Dungeness crab and steamer clams being my two favorites.
They took us to an all you can eat seafood buffet at a place called Tug Boat Annie's. I leveled the place. I was there about 3 hours and it was mortifying to my wife. People were coming out of the back and pointing at our table. "That's him over there". It was like I was Homer Simpson. A waitress even came over and said something like "I've been allowed to offer you piece of Prime Rib if you'd like it". I declined and just kept going. Finally my wife was squirming so much and we were laughing that we started to make a scene. I just called it and said we could go. I honestly could of stayed a lot longer.
Dungeness and I go way back....I just don't fill up on it. My dad tells a story when he was stationed at Whidbey Island on the Navy base. They had an all you can eat buffet on Friday nights. He said I did so much damage one night that they tried to charge me as an adult instead of a kid. I was like 10 years old. So yea...I have a history.

[Anonymous No.9529408]

>>9529399
Oh, shit, anon. Great copypasta that's been shit smeared on this board like clockwork.

[Anonymous No.9529410]

>>9529399
>Air Force
>Wife
>Homer Simpson

[Anonymous No.9529520]

There are ham planets who view buffets as their own personal eating challenges. It's not rare to go to a golden corral and see a family of people who are all horrifically obese shoving endless amounts of food down their gullets.

[Anonymous No.9531455]

Nice pasta