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Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:18:48 2017 No.9526785 [Reply] [Original]

alright lets settle this once and for all. talk me out of getting my first beetle. i'm about to just pull the trigger and order

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:20:13 2017 No.9526793 Get two and have a beetle battle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:21:30 2017 No.9526801 >>9526793 go back to /a/, Jobin

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:23:41 2017 No.9526808 >>9526785 i don't know if you should get one. look at what it did to that wall for instance. could you contain the awesome power in it's possession?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:26:36 2017 No.9526834 >>9526808 I doubt the beetle did that to the wall

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:27:33 2017 No.9526841 File: 491 KB, 1200x964, spaghetti_measure_red_iu1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I suppose it avoids purchasing a unitasker. But how many tasks can you reasonably expect to perform with a beetle?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:30:13 2017 No.9526853 >>9526841 i don't want to have to get a knife holder and my knife keeps slipping off the counter when im cooking

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:32:02 2017 No.9526858

>just picked up my beetle last week
>it's already cleared out my lo mein
>takes big fucking bites out of my grape tomatoes and leaves them on the counter
>uses an inordinate amount of toilet paper
>i think it's made a pass at my sister a few times
It'll be worth in the end, right, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:35:00 2017 No.9526880 File: 44 KB, 479x640, 1499542050464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9526858 Beetles are for home defense

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:36:30 2017 No.9526886 File: 11 KB, 300x170, IMG_1115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:51:55 2017 No.9526951 >>9526880 has it been proven effectively

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:16:46 2017 No.9527056 >>9526834 yeah way dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:27:30 2017 No.9527092 >>9526834 Look at the height of the mark, there's no other possible explanation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:30:53 2017 No.9527107 >ywn fight your way to the tree top to find your waifu https://m.wimp.com/darwins-beetle/

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:37:34 2017 No.9527124 >>9526834 it's also one of those thin asian paper wall things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:39:52 2017 No.9527132 >>9526951 No, but I'd run if a knife-wielding beetle was crawling toward me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:23:32 2017 No.9527301 Sadly they are illegal to own in America

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:26:33 2017 No.9527309 >>9527301 >land of the free >can't even own a beetle

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:30:31 2017 No.9527324 >>9527309 I'm assuming it's because of the possible effect it could have on the environment if were to be set loose i.e. becoming an invasive species

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:43:10 2017 No.9527357 this exchange feels surreal >you can't even own a beetle, kramer!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:28:43 2017 No.9527451 File: 313 KB, 1736x732, kitchen-beetle3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Peeled potatoes arrive on the shelves at speeds in excess of 700mp/h

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