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Open website with MS Excel, ctrl F, "sippy bippy bo bippy, banana fana so sippy, me my mo mippy, sippy", no result. Sipboys, I am dizapont.

>> No.9523457

https://youtu.be/RtEZCny_Hf0

not even number 1 you dummy suit..

>> No.9523461
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9523461

>>9523456
1st non-samefag for sharing is love

>> No.9523462
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>> No.9523469
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9523469

cease the ultra white faggotry and bring on the real stuff!

>> No.9523481
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9523481

Just had my daily /sip/, how's everybody’s day going?

>> No.9523542

show yourself egg!

>> No.9523543

>>9523481
Daily /sip/?
Did you mean minutely?

>> No.9523545
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9523545

lads, face it, it can't be beaten

>muh size!
quality > quantity.

>> No.9523553
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9523553

>>9523545
>size doesn't matter
Spoken like a true redbully. You're posting in the wrong thread, friend.

>> No.9523559
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9523559

>>9523545
It tastes like shit. Shit!

>> No.9523628

>>9523545
reeeeeeeeeee redlets get out

>> No.9523638
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9523638

I posted most of my /sipp/ edits at the end of the last thread. Re-dump commencing.

>> No.9523640
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9523640

>tfw to smart too not /sipp/

>> No.9523643

>>9523545
RedDitt is shit

>> No.9523646
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9523646

>yfw John hands you a cold, unopened sipp

>> No.9523650
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9523650

>Notice the loin cloth
S I P B O Y Z
2 K 1 7

>> No.9523654
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9523654

*siipp*
GOOD MOURNING
FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

>> No.9523662
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9523662

FOOK DA NON /sippers/

>> No.9523671
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9523671

>SIIIIIIPP! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPP!
*oink* *oink* oink* *oink*

>> No.9523679
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9523679

Doggo can't get his 808's and 303's sounding right without that first /sipp/ of the day.

>> No.9523711
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9523711

Who gave Steve Buscemi 10 150ug tabs of 1-p and two /sipps/?
>Oh well, looks like he's having a good time.

>> No.9523807
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9523807

Anyone drink GFUEL? No where offers 2 for 4 anymore. Only thing missing is the carbonation

Any word on this flavor?

>> No.9523971

>>9523469
matches with your gay-ass watch

>> No.9523983

"sippers" constitute a very special kind of retard.

>> No.9523998
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9523998

>>9523983
>not wanting 140 mg of caffeine and 200% daily value of 4 different B vitamins
Nonsippers will never learn.

>> No.9524160

so i just had my first red sip and here is the rankings so far

Red sips > White sips > literal poop > (POWER GAP) > cough syrup mixed with really thick yellow pee from a dehydrated dog > purple "sips"

>> No.9524161

>>9523646
>>9523638
>>9523640
>>9523650
>>9523654
>>9523662
>>9523671
>>9523679
>>9523711

Kill yourself

>> No.9524279

>>9524161
What an original piece of advice. You must be a deep thinker of sorts. Where do you get your ideas from?

>> No.9524288
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9524288

>>9524161
>>9524279

>> No.9524293
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9524293

>tfw bawls is impossible to find

FIX THIS SHIT

>> No.9524299
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>>9524288

>> No.9524314

>>9524160
Qq, friend. Where would these rate compared to a baseline that people would be familiar with. Could you add something to your power ranking that is a well understood tasty delight. Perhaps a McChicken™ or Coca-Cola Classic™?

>> No.9524321

>>9524161
no you kill you're self

>> No.9524338

>>9524314
>coca cola
trash
>mcchicken
a red sip and a mcchicken actually sounds godtier right now but I'm hungry

>> No.9524349

>>9524338
>he red sips
pleb

>> No.9524358

These threads are fucking gay

>> No.9524379
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>>9524358
Your mom is fucking gay.

>> No.9524609
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>>9523456
Am I the last Anon to try this now extinct Rare Sip for the first Time on here?
What am I in for?
How is the first sip of this flavor?

>> No.9524645

>>9524609
garbage tbqh, happy to hear it's being discontinued as most retailers around me stopped carrying god tier orange sipps in lieu of this lemon bullshit

>> No.9524698

>>9524645
Honestly, I really like it, lemon is something different for Monster & that first sip was one of the best I ever had
Shame it's discontinued, as I can get Otrange easily around here anyway

>> No.9524750
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>>9524698
monster a shit at lemon flavors, even the rehab lemonade tea is shit. rockstar lemon is far superior desu

>> No.9524754

>>9524750
I liked the Lemon Iced tea one I had in the states, the rehab here is just dull faint lemon

>> No.9525175

>>9523456
>those autism hands


I can just picture him awkwardly groping a sex worker

>> No.9525398

>>9523456
I actually don't mind him. He's an aspie but he manages to sperg in a way that makes him seem cute and awkward, rather than annoying and vile like most of the autists on this website.
Plus his reviews are informative and, despite the autism, manage to be less obnoxious than most other food reviewers on youtube.

>> No.9525496
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>>9525175
>those autism hands
My favorite part about rb is how the fetal alcohol syndrome fucked up his face. His mother should have sipped instead.

>> No.9525769

r8 my oc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fokj5ote8co

>> No.9525774

>>9523456
Saw the thumbnail and thought 'Why is reviewbrah drinking a wine glass full of jizz?' Then I noticed it was some crappy energy drink. The jizz would probably taste better imho.

>> No.9525786

>>9525774
>some crappy energy drink
>redditard newfags don't know reviewbrah started reviewing energy drinks

>> No.9525945
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9525945

my sipp!

don't disdain this is just how i get my 150 mg boyos

>> No.9526169

>>9523456
i like this guys videos. hes pretty good at nailing the entire thing in a single take.

>> No.9526221

>>9525945
requesting the smash bros "choose your sip" image

>> No.9526691
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9526691

>>9526221
Here you go anon

>> No.9526702

Put the word sip in your fucking OP so the filter will hide these shitty threads.

Fuck you.

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>>9526702
>Go to catalog
>Ctrl + f "sip"
It's written in the OP five (5) times you dumb fuck

>> No.9527162

>>9526854
Op here, can confirm "sip" can be found in the op 5 times.

>> No.9527358

>>9526854
I’m not OP nor am I affiliated with OP, and I can independently verify the appearance of the word “sip” five separate time in the original post.

>> No.9527368

>>9526854
>>9526702

another onlooker here I can also confirm that (while I sip my zero ultra) the string "sip" appears in the original post of this thread at least five times

>> No.9527381

>>9526854
I would also like to add my voice here and say that I too count the word sip, as in “that first sip of the day” (of Monster Energy® Zero Ultra®), no fewer than five times in the original post. Thanks.

>> No.9527409

>>9527381
same
>>9527368
same
>>9527358
same

>> No.9527453

>>9524293
Wouldn't mind trying that in the UK, it's been technically "around" in the US forever but yes, it's impossible to find here.

>> No.9527939

>>9523469
How do I get some of that zone sip?

>> No.9527948

why don't you bunch of shitposters don't just fuck off to [s4s]?

>> No.9527990

>>9527948
Uh, probably because a lot of us are happily married. What made you venture out of [m4m] this fine evening?

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9528357

>>9526169
I also appreciate the "uncut" nature of rb.

Unrelated note, anyone else here Columbus day early morning sipping? I'm off today and I have a entire glorious day of sipping ahead of me.

>> No.9528370

>waaaahhhhhhh
>these guys have the nerve to post a thread about something I don’t like
>on a slow board that hosts 50 threads at a time
>STOP HAVING FUNNNNN!!

>> No.9528425
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9528425

>>9523646
Dude, I really like this image. It's hilarious. Mind if I save a copy?

>> No.9528434

>>9528425
It's all yours my friend :).

>> No.9528446

>>9523456
Monster is disgusting.

>> No.9528555

>>9528446
You disgust me

>> No.9528572

can someone explain me why Monster drinks are per mL 50% more cheap than other energy drink brands?
what's the catch?

>> No.9528576

>>9523456
Stop posting pol threads retard, why the fuck do you pricks only post white male food reviewers? This place is a fucking echchamber.

>> No.9528614

>>9528576
hows highschool, retard?

>> No.9528618

>>9528614
shut the fuck up bigot

>> No.9528622
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9528622

Got some slav sips to try from my local market

>> No.9528626

>>9528618
do you honestly think you are in anyway funny?
you aren't at all. stop posting.

>> No.9528640
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it was decent, not sharp but the right kind of sweetness

>> No.9528646

>>9528626
You can't silence different opinions drumpfkin

>> No.9528668

>>9528572
~16% of Monster Beverage Corporation™ was purchased in 2015 by The Coca-Cola Company™. Both companies are holding companies for the subsidiaries which manufacture, market, and distribute various beverages in international markets. This investment and majority ownership allowed the Monster Energy™ product line to use existing highly efficient manufacturing and world class logistics operations already in use by Coca-Cola's subsidiaries. This allowed synergies between Monster and Coca-Cola to be realized and lowered the overall costs of manufacture and distribution. Many market analysts believe that The Coca-Cola Company™ will eventually be forced to acquire the rest of Monster Beverage Corporation™ due to declining sales of soda and increasing sales of energy drinks. Monster Beverage Corporation™ is seen as reaping the majority of transitional sales in this area.

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>>9528576

>> No.9528690

>>9528668
>This allowed synergies between Monster and Coca-Cola to be realized and lowered the overall costs of manufacture and distribution.
thank you based Monster PR team

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>>9528614
>>9528626
>Responding to bait this obvious.

Just stop.

>> No.9528733
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>>9528357
You tell me bud

S I P B O Y S

>> No.9528737

>>9523971
kek, almost posted the same comment. The guy hasn't got a clue what good taste is, on any level.

>> No.9528783
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>tfw the store finally has monster hydros in stock and you load up

>> No.9528808

>>9528783
>tfw you live in a shithole that only has basic Monster flavors
I just want a can of Rehab, is that too much to ask?
feelsbadman.ppe

>> No.9528861

>>9528808
Damn dude. I thought rehab was everywhere, at least the lemonade ones

>> No.9528903

>>9525769
Nice, what's the sauce on the music pham?

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Don't do this boys it's the worst

Tastes like battery acid

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>>9528914
>>9528914
What are you a commie or something?

>> No.9528935

>>9528425
Sure! As long as you thank Lori, it's all yours.

>> No.9528939

>>9528783
Manic Melon is meh

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>>9528733
cheers bro
also r8 my freshly opened dew drops.

>> No.9528974

>>9524750
non-carbonated sips are GOAT

>> No.9528995

>>9528974
i've had a huge can of the original non-carbonated Semtex during my Czech holiday street gangbang
tasted pathetically shit compared to the newer carbonated edition.

>> No.9529037
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>>9528935
THANK YOU LORI!!!!!

>> No.9529607
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SHOW me the EGG

>> No.9529626

>>9526691
Ripper main here.

>> No.9530119

>>9529037
Lol holy shit, 10/10 unexpected zozzle. Mind if I save it?

>> No.9530242

>>9530119
Go right ahead, friend. It's all yours!

>> No.9530262
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9530262

Stop buying bad energy drinks.

>> No.9530571

>>9523545
This, the yellow and blueberry red bulls outclass everything by Monster.

>> No.9531174

>>9530262

SMASHED AND SLAMMED

>> No.9531855

>>9523807
fuck i'd love to taste test gfuel but that's impossible without buying a 40$ can

>> No.9531862

>>9531174
The people who do that to a dog ought to have their hands chopped off.

>> No.9531919
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this one is unironically great!

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9531952

>>9531919
>unironically

>> No.9531954

>>9523456
these generals are so fucking stupid

why does /ck/ tolerate this

>> No.9531957

>>9531954
it's a hobby like any other, you have a lot of flavored energy drink types to compare
just like there are wine tasters, there are energy drink tasters

>> No.9531964

diabete/sip/ general

>> No.9532194
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anyone care to give her a sip?

>> No.9532216

>>9531957

nice try fucktard

>> No.9532225

>>9532194
Last night I dreamed I ate pussy, it was kind of gross

>> No.9532286
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>>9532225
last night i dreamed my brunette little sister cuddled me and we shared a sip.

>> No.9532290

>>9532225
cat meat doesn't look appetizing senpai

>> No.9532297

>>9532194
>ywn be Taylor's discarded Q-tip

>> No.9532438
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9532438

>>9532286
wincest & sips

>> No.9532723

>>9523456
C H R I S T M A S B L O W O U T

>> No.9532764

>>9532723
when?

>> No.9533401

Finally found a gas station that has Ultra Black.
I like every one of the Ultras, orange is probably my least favorite

>> No.9533412

Monster is unironically shit

>> No.9533415

>>9531855
Order a sample pack. Most of the flavors are pretty good

>> No.9533443

>>9533412
this.
Hell and Burn are clearly superior.

>> No.9533811
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9533811

This is now a blue /sip/ thread. Let us respect the superior /sip/.

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>>9533811
>le ebin blue sips maymay
Worst sip, but still has 160mg of caffeine and 200% DV of 4 different B vitamins while containing no sugar or calories... So its still S I P B O Y approved!

>> No.9534361
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what is the flavor of this supposed to be? it tastes like regular rockstar to me

>> No.9535612
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9535612

>>9532194
I like to think that in an alternate dimension, her name is Becky, and we are lovers.

>> No.9535621
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>>9535612
Here is a larger blank, with distracting q-tip removed.

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9535790

Found a new sip in the store yesterday, waited until this morning to try it though.

Tastes a little like bubblegum sherbert or something like that.

>That first sip of the day though

>> No.9535822

>>9523807
>tfw yuro

>> No.9536181

>>9523469
>wearing a watch upside down
faggot

>> No.9536257
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9536257

Just started sipping lads
post your stats!

>> No.9536274

>>9535790
which backwoods store did you go to for that? those have been discontinued for ages and replaced with rehab

by ages ago i mean it’s around 5 years old

>> No.9536316
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>>9536257
i love Hell. all of its flavours. it's got a good amount of sugar and actually contains more caffeine than Monster. it's a real sip. dirt cheap too coz local product.

Burn is strong 2nd. tastes good, sugar, caff, vitamins okay. the really big let down is it's always a small can.

3rd place for black Rockstar. The big 500ml is pretty decent.

Monster is 4th, mediocre brand. Every single ULTRA is absolute fucking garbage! the real ones with sugar are still good. except the original green-black. that goes well with chinese junk food only.

5th for Semtex. Weird fucking shit, found it in Czechia. The non-carbonated legit tastes like when you throw up stomach acid when you're seasick. The carbonated version is not bad.

RedBull. Tastes like nothing. overrated cancer.

>> No.9536331

>>9536274
>discontinued for ages and replaced with rehab
This is incorrect.

>> No.9536337
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Sips save lives

>> No.9536360

banana fanna fo PHUCK

man that shit is toxic...but i miss the ice tea monsters
coffee is probs healthier but just mah two cents yo

>> No.9536374
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>>9536360
>coffee is probs healthier
i doubt it's got a bunch of vitamins and aminoacids.

>> No.9536493
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9536493

>>9536360

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My faggy supermarket only sells redbully sized cans, but I think it's easier for me because I won't have to piss after finishing one can.

If this has 100% of everything tho, does a 500ml can have double?

>> No.9536542

>>9523456
Fuck these shill threads

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9536552

>>9536542
141 / 60 / 74 / 1
>shill
get the fuck back to your fine dining faggotry.

>> No.9536560

>>9536536
R A R E S I P

>> No.9536563

>>9536542
Hey bro I think you got lost on the way to >>/pol/

>> No.9536568

>>9536536
>does a 500ml can have double?

of courshe, reminder that all sips nourish your neurological system so you get that extra edge against brainlets

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9537176

>>9536536
The daily values can change from country to country. I can confirm that in the US the National Institue of Health's Office of Dietary Supplements regulates the Suggested Daily Value of B vitamins. I can also confirm that a 16oz sip in the US contains 200% of the daily recommended value of 4 different B vitamins as suggested by the US Government. This Monster Energy Blend™ can be found in all Monster Energy™ products and is set at a rate per ounce, not per can. This means that a can twice as large will indeed include twice as much Monster Energy's™ proprietary Monster Energy Blend™.

>> No.9537761
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9537761

Hey think you could help a fellow out and stop drinking this crap.
Kinda making my job harder ya know.

>> No.9537809

>>9537761
sry buddy but i don't want to live to the age when i'd have to get diapered again.

>> No.9537862

>>9536536
obviously, basic math

>> No.9537870

>>9537761
Fake and gay

>> No.9538254
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9538254

>>9531952
we need more stereotypes

>> No.9538321
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9538321

>>9538254
>nonsipper stereotypes
>Rocktard.jpg

>> No.9538410

>>9537761
quit if you don't like it fucknugget

>> No.9538555

I'm about to have my first ever /sip/ of Monster. In front of me is a can of Zero Ultra and a cup. First impressions upon pouring it into the cup:
>looks and smells like I just put alka-seltzer into water
Will post later with taste impression

>> No.9538569
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>>9526691

>> No.9538580

>>9538555
Back after my first /sip/.
>has that alka-seltzer-like taste and fizz too, but masked by a light and kinda fruity flavor
Rate it 6.5/10, would drink again I guess. Red Bull is better desu

>> No.9538583
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9538583

>tfw too busy to make new sip memes

>> No.9538645

>>9523807
i have it and love it

>> No.9538677
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9538677

this is the most addicting sip i've ever tasted, lads. and they're on sale for a dollar at my store

>> No.9539048
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>>9538677
this one did it for me, love at first sip

>> No.9539076

>>9538677
>>9539048
Get out

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>> No.9539187
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9539187

First it was Redbullies, now it's fucking Rocktards...

Nonsippers will never learn.

>> No.9539231
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9539231

>>9539187
>when your energy drink costs less than the materials used to make the can

>> No.9539241
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9539241

Best sips coming through.

>> No.9539284
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9539284

>>9539241
>spending more money makes me forget how shitty redcuck tastes
>>9539231
>diabetes and shit taste
No thank you. I think I'll have a nice cold Monster Energy Zero Ultra™ instead.

>> No.9539294

>>9539284
Mother tastes nothing like Redbull. It is vastly superior.

Also it's cheaper than Redbull.

>> No.9539309
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>>9539294
>forgets what a sip is
>sugar

>> No.9539314
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9539314

>>9539231

>> No.9539485
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9539485

>>9536257
I also just started trying out stuff.

Nos is my favorite, original is best, grape is nice, cherry is ok. I wish I could find these cool bottles.
Monster is pretty good, I've only tried the original, I like the way it smells.
Redbull tastes like piss.

What should I try next?

>> No.9539499

>sip thread
>beetus everywhere

>> No.9539502

>>9539485
I survived off this shit in the military.

>> No.9539534

Great thread!

>> No.9539546

>>9539485
The Monster javas (especially the vanilla one) and Pipeline Punch are 10/10

>> No.9539606

>>9539502
>NOS certified operator sip
>>9539546
>Monster javas
I'm not into coffee, but maybe eventually.
>Pipeline Punch
Sounds good, will look for that.

>> No.9540060

how many sips a day can u drink without running risk of ruining your health?

i'm currently drinking one can of monster a day

>> No.9540065

>>9540060
lol

i drink 3 per day and take 20mg of adderall

>> No.9540067

>>9540060

one sip a day is the acceptable answer, more than that and you are a gluttonous retard with no control

>> No.9540072

>>9540065

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/boy-died-after-drinking-mcdonalds-latte-energy-drink-and-large-mountain-dew-6640250/

those kinda stories kinda scare me

>The Mayo Clinic said in a March report that up to 400 milligrams of caffeine a day ‘appears to be safe for most healthy adults.’

>According to caffeineinformer.com, a McDonald’s latte has 142 milligrams of caffeine, a 20-ounce Mountain Dew has 90 milligrams, and a 16-ounce energy drink can have as much as 240 milligrams.

im not sippin on ultra zero though, i mostly drink the OG monster energy. i'm not obese either just kind of skinnyfat

>> No.9540074
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9540074

>>9540060
I'm down to 3 cans of Hell already.

>> No.9540078

>>9540072
it's just a matter of conditioning, like with alcohol.

>> No.9540100
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9540100

The fuck is this shit?

>> No.9540104

>>9540100
the sports drink to replace powerade and gatorade.

>> No.9540199

>>9540100
The sip for big boys who go to the gym.

>> No.9540331
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9540331

I went three days without a sip and now it feels like the first time all over again. In those three days I had two cups of coffee per day, so it’s not like my caffeine tolerance dropped. I guess there’s something different about the energy blend in sips that just hits me like nothing else. Regardless, I’m calling this intermittent sip fasting (ISF). Try it for yourself if you feel like sipping ain’t what it once was.

S I P B O Y S

>> No.9540420

>>9540331
Real sipboys only sip once per week.

>> No.9540444

>>9540420
>that one sip of the week

>> No.9540633

>>9540331

what was your daily intake in number of cans/mL?

>> No.9540773

>>9540633
Two 16-ounce cans per day of either ultra or rehab. So an average of about 300mg of caffeine per day.

>> No.9540879

>>9536274
punch is still produced and restocked in stores in Germany

>> No.9540880

>>9540100
>we want to lose money to powerade zero

>> No.9540892
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9540892

What the literal fuck is this thread?

>> No.9540955
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9540955

>>9540892
It's a friendly and inclusive discussion about how wonderful Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ is and why everyone should want to get on the

/ S I P W A G O N /

>> No.9540963
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9540963

>>9540331
>intermittent sip fasting
I do it for monetary reasons and call it Sipping Under Intermittent Conditions In Defense of Economics (SUICIDE)
>tfw 3 for $5 tho

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9541009

>>9540963
Kekked heartily

>> No.9541533

Hi eggman

>> No.9541574
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>>9541533
SHOW yourself EGG

>> No.9542619
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9542619

>>9536542

>> No.9542686

>>9539606
>I'm not into coffee, but maybe eventually.
It's coffee-flavored, ie; doesn't resemble actual coffee

>> No.9542940

fuck boys local supermarket were selling sunrise $1 a can.

got me about 10 cans

>> No.9543008
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9543008

>>9542940
I'm so jealous i want to die.

>> No.9543015
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9543015

You've heard of sip now get ready for nibble

N I B B L E

coffee chocolate is the bomb

>> No.9543119
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9543119

>>9523457
>evashit references everywhere
try watching a real mecha show for once

>> No.9543390

>>9543015
>N I B B L E
tell me more

>> No.9543451
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>> No.9543527
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9543527

What are all these private videos on Reviewbrahs channel?

>> No.9544028

>>9543527
forbidden sips

>> No.9544159
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9544159

HOW WILL THE /SIPBOYS/ RECOVER?

>> No.9544164

>>9544159
Didn't Ja/ck/ also theorise that his stroke was caused by caffeine?

>> No.9544167

>>9544159

A bit of skull was all it cost? That's WAY better than 2 for $4

>> No.9544187
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9544187

>>9544159
>fake news
Sippers don't deal with state run media sources that promote authoritarian propaganda. Please take that shit to /pol/.

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>>9544187

>> No.9544197
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9544197

>>9544187
Deal with it

>> No.9544199
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9544199

>>9544195

>> No.9544206
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9544206

>>9544197
>actively shunned by all other world leaders

>> No.9544235
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9544235

>>9544206
>they're not on Trump's level

>> No.9544278

>>9544197
Someone photoshop Elsa Jean's head in there already.

>> No.9544569

>>9544159
Sounds like he wasn't drinking zero-calorie sips.

>> No.9544641
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9544641

>tfw can't seem to find these anywhere

>> No.9544827
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9544827

>>9544159
B O Y S

my daily dose so far

>> No.9544846
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9544846

who /rip-it/ here?

1 dollar at Dollar Tree. All about dat Citrus X Zero Cals, Zero Sugar.

GET RIPT!

>> No.9544852

>>9544846
>rip it

rip a fart? lmao

>> No.9544875

>>9526691
All bout dat purple sip!

>> No.9544881

>>9544852

Interesting concept. What do /sip/ farts smell like?

>> No.9544991

fuck you for shilling bang here. i’m a sipper but wanted some lemonade, so i held off until lunch time to trip sip. i poured three lemon drop bangs in my sip cup and almost had a heart attack this afternoon

these things have 300mg of caffeine per can

>> No.9545066

>>9544991
>these things have 300mg of caffeine per can
That's a fully retarded amount of caffeine.

>> No.9545289

>>9540060
Depends. Some days, 2, and others, 6.

>> No.9545366

>>9524293
Really? I'm in Ohio, Kroger sells it, and most gas stations near me sell it.

>> No.9545385
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9545385

Objectively best /sip/ coming through
>2 for $3, a dollar cheaper than Monster
>240mg of caffeine, compared to 140 in Monster

>> No.9545391

>>9545385
I think you selected the wrong image, that's not blueberry red bull

>> No.9545392
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9545392

>>9545385
>zero calorie
>ENERGY DRINK

>> No.9545404

>>9545391
>More expensive than Rockstar
>Less caffeine than Monster
>Smaller than both

>> No.9545409

>>9545404
>Still manages to be better

>> No.9545412

>>9545409
>Not zero calories
Do you even /sip/?

>> No.9545413

>>9545412
>"""""Energy drink"""""
>No calories

>> No.9545440
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9545440

Hello is this the Sips thread?

>> No.9545443
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9545443

>>9545440
No, this is Patrick.

>> No.9545579

I don't know guys, I'm not a good sipper. I tend to drink my cans in three gulps. How do I stop this?

>> No.9545922

what's the /sipboys/ body count currently at?

>> No.9545965

>>9524750
Rockstar is my preferred sip. More caffiene, cheaper. I do miss the extra vitamins and shit

>> No.9545971

>>9526854
as a neutral third party I would like to submit that I too have observed the word "sip" occurring in the OP five times

>> No.9545980

>>9528572
>per mL 50% more cheap than other energy drink brands?

Except Rockstar, which I can get for a buck a can at certain grocery stores, and 25- 50c less than monster at all others

>> No.9545987

>>9528914
Is that Loss on your wrist?
>>9531174
200% ALIEN GANGSTER

>> No.9546249
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9546249

>>9545965
>rocktards can't even spell caffeine right
#sad!

>> No.9546601
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9546601

>sips are on sale
>mothers car is blocking mine and she wont be home for hours

Kill me

>> No.9546836
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>> No.9546956
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9546956

Milestone sip update
Tried Saint Sip, the Monster Energy Zero White, and it was unexpectadly bad, I feel the bad after-taste even an hour after

>> No.9547039
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9547039

>>9546956
>Monster Energy Zero White, and it was unexpectadly bad,

told you it's the worst shit from the brand.

>> No.9547110

>>9546601
aus fag here, honestly sick of the cost of /sip/ Wollies and coles have good prices but a bad selection but top shops have like 30+ types but bad prices

>> No.9547160

>>9547110
ken oath mate.

I have had to survive on rockstar since its usually on special for under $2

>> No.9547184

>>9546956
>sip
>nothing but beetus

>> No.9547237
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9547237

I fell for the meme and bought this. What am I in for

>> No.9547245

>>9547237
citrus flavours iirc.

>> No.9547252
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9547252

I havent had a sip for years. and even then i only ever had V and red bull

These are the sips i will be buying. thoughts?

>> No.9547269

>>9547252
assault energy is nice.
original greenblack goes with chink food only.
never had the others.l

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*blocks your path*

>> No.9547286

Where are the Si(m)psons memes?

>> No.9547289

>>9547252
Apple Mother just has an odd tang to it, not really apple, more akin to a battery.

Original Mother is decent

Rockstar Punched is utter trash, way way too sweet, too much sugar.

Monster classic is decent

Monster Assault, is very good, one of my favorite sugared energy drinks, good notes on the fruity taste.

Ultra Sunrise is trash like most other no-sugar Monster drinks, get Monster Energy Absolutely Zero(R) or Mother Sugar-Free

>> No.9547321

>>9547252
I tried Monster assault, it has a nice sweet, bubble gum for kids flavor, definetly my top rated monster so far>>9546956

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9547350

>>9547237
Sip report on this : it's pretty good. Nice citrusy-tropical taste. Goes well with my hangover

>> No.9547374

>>9544827

enjoy the loss of your skull

>> No.9547678
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9547678

>>9546956
When you say that redbull is better than Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ even though redbull tastes like stale pez and I chalky, you're just putting yourself as a redbully spy. Redbull isn't a sip. Its not Monster™ branded and it contains sugar.

>> No.9547689

>>9546956
it is a fact that acai flavored rockstar xdurance is the best sip on the market

>> No.9547940

>>9547678
Maybe I would have taken your post seriously in the past, but after I tasted the zero ultra I noticed the OP pic has reviewbrah with the same can
So I looked for his review and what do you know, he gave the Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ a score of 6/10, basically saying that it sucks and that he can't be bothered to finish it

>> No.9548187

>>9547940
pretending rb has any taste whatsoever

>> No.9548190
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9548190

I tried these two today. I'm usually a coffee drinker.
The one of the left was disgustingly sweet and bubblegumflavoured.
The one on the right was still pretty sweet but the lemonflavour, which wasn't THAT artificial, made up for it. I'd drink the yellow one again. From a glass, though, since the surface on the can felt ribbed, for her pleasure.

>> No.9548205

>>9548190
is there a difference between Absolutely Zero and Ultra Zero?

>> No.9548227

>>9548205
Absolutely Zero™ tastes awful, while Zero Ultra™ is the best sip known to mankind.

>> No.9548241

>>9548205
I don't know, man. I only started drinking these today to keep my mind off alcohol, which I'm quitting.

>> No.9548255

>>9548205
Yeah, one isn't a sip.

>> No.9548260

>>9548190
>0 calorie

both are fucking cancer.

>> No.9548295
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9548295

>>9547286

>> No.9548343

>>9524609
I didn't know they were being discontinued. I suppose I'll stock up.

>>9532194
I am disgusted that they let an amateur shoot Taylor Swift.
A fucking Q-tip on the floor?
Indentations on her legs from the stockings she just took off?
You shoot them with the least amount of clothes first after letting those marks go away and then add more clothes as the shoot goes on. Not the other way around. Jesus...

>> No.9548482
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>> No.9548489
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9548489

comfy sip anyone?

>> No.9548501
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9548501

>>9537761
>mfw /sip/, drink coffee, on adhd meds, chew tobacco, use salt like it's going out of style and generally eat like shit

Does this look like the face of mercy?

>> No.9548519

Just opened up my sip, first sip of the day.

>> No.9549158
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9549158

>>9548482

>> No.9549267

Just got 10 sips.

a worker accidentally put the normal sips in the fridge so i got them ice cold for normal price

having a sugar free mother now

>> No.9549378
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Enjoying my first sip ever lads. There's the faintest hint of Pepsi Blue/Baja Blast in this sip, not enough for me to say it tastes like it but it's definitely there, and I loved Pepsi Blue. Not a bad sip at all.

>> No.9549461
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9549461

>>9549378
Welcome to the sip crew

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>> No.9549523

>ctrl+f
>arizona
>0 results
gay

>> No.9549623

>wake up
>grab my sip
>see that RB put up a new review

living the life fellas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tpmzgmr2Bs

>> No.9549751
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9549751

>>9549523
>ctrl+f
>implying arizona is a sip
>1 result
nonsipper detected

>> No.9549805
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9549805

surprisingly good(TM)

>> No.9551081

>>9549461
hold on boys, i'm popping open my breakfast sip!

>> No.9551097

>>9551081
Cool post.
Make a vlog as well.

>> No.9551156
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9551156

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bz5LsHIJddgnc0kwNkNrOXR2UzA/view?usp=sharing

>> No.9551158
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9551158

reminder redbull is the best sip, anyone who disagrees is LITERALLY a poorfag nigger

>> No.9551159

>>9551158
Red Bull isn’t a sip.

>> No.9551329

>>9551158
red bull, like all last gen (pre-ultra) energy drinks, literally fucking stinks

>> No.9551332

>>9551097
>>9551156
tastes like the is original sips. serious but not forceful.
of the ancient pre-monster kind.
well carbonated but not too strong.
scent is nice, not that fucking horse stable stench.
can is pressed and laquered in germany, sturdy af.
every opener's colour matches that of the can variant's.

>> No.9551343
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THREADLY REMINDER
that everything that's ULTRA or ABSOLUTE ZERO and contains 0 CALORIES is actually a fucking P S E U D O S I P made for fucking BOIs while the R E A L S I P s provide not only awareness and vitamines but also calories for the working MEN.

>> No.9551374

>>9551343
>vitamines
Retard.

>> No.9551561

>>9551343
burn is red bull tier

>> No.9551588
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>tfw you will never eat the cute little turds from one of these tight asses

>> No.9552132

>>9523662
first time I've seen a SLAMMED human

>> No.9552306

>>9549378
Not bad at all mate, both Pepsi Blue and Baja Blast are my favorite sodas. Welcome to the crew.
>>9549523
Arizona isn't a sip you nonsipping faggot.
>>9551158
I want red bullies to leave.
>>9551343
Where tf do you buy this? I've seen it a couple times now and I want one.

>> No.9552335

>>9523559
>Redbull tastes like shit
>Monster doesn't

what kind of fucked up alternate world are you living in?

>> No.9552398

>>9552335
The one without you red bullies being faggots for liking shitty energy drinks.

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>>9552306
>Where tf do you buy this?
everywhere. interspar, tesco, the corner store that's literally 2 minutes from my doorstep.
basically feels like walking out to my fridge.
they've got the largest Burn selection, and even larger Hell stock, and fewer but some rare Monsters.
just bought a blue and a Lewis Hamilton one 10 minutes ago.
i've got a kiwi Burn fetish btw

>> No.9552869

>>9552306
Baja Blast is just watered down Pepsi Blue desu.

>> No.9553003

>>9552869
Fuck off, I know you posted this on purpose.

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I need some caffeine bros. But I already had my daily sip this morning. Thinking about hitting that coke zero tip.

>> No.9554083

>>9523545
reddit redbully talor swift- red redball and chain redbullshit redbullet to your brain niqqa

>> No.9554099
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9554099

Well?

>> No.9554121

UNLEASH THE BEAST!

>> No.9554131
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9554131

step aside faggy lsips boys, redbullet to your fucking brain right her nigga WE THAI NOW

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>> No.9554909

>>9544846
afghan vet here. These are what drives the over seas /sip/ BoIz

>> No.9555158

Had my first white sip this weekend after only drinking sugar free red bull. I shit 7 times in two days fuck monster

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>>9554131
>>9555158
mein niggers. Monster a shit

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>>9555158
>shitting seven times in two days
I'm failing to see the problem with this

>> No.9556234
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this is now officially the best Monster.

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>>9556234
>not even ranked
>go home Lewis, you are drunk

>> No.9556420

>>9556346
>falling for the Ultras meme

>> No.9556513

>>9556346
It's still wrong no matter how many times you post it retard

>> No.9556553
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Today, Germany is the holy land of sips, my lads. Antique yellow and every other sip on god's multicolored earh for only 0.9€.

I have bought many a sip.

>> No.9556580

>>9556553
i like that tastes-like-summer red one, it's raspberry.
what's that yellow citron like? carbonated lemonade or something different?

>> No.9556595

>>9556580
Honestly it tastes like white + someone emptied a lemon into the can. It loses some of that specific Monster Sip flavor and replaces it with a lemon taste that has a tendency towards an isotonic drink.

Overall I understand why yellow sips are not being manufactured anymore, but it's not half bad.

>> No.9556602
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>>9556580
>RIP Yellow
Lightly carbonated lemonheads. It was very good. I only have 2 left.

>>9556553
Some of us are grieving and trying to forget. Thanks for this punch in the guts this morning that I didn't need.

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>>9556420
>>9556513
>Obviously not even familiar with the Monster Energy Ultra™ line of beverages

>> No.9556610

>>9556607
that's my face when accidentally taking an ultra from the shelf.

>> No.9556618

>>9556607
Quit lying to yourself that the Ultras are good my dude, you know that the only good ones are yellow and orange but the others are failed abortions.

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>>9556610
Maybe if it's warm and you are holding in a shart at the same time.

>> No.9556633

>>9556626
this actually happened but only once.

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>>9556618

>> No.9556657
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>>9556634
Quit being rude and post the rare sips you've had recently, I had pic related yesterday and it was pretty nice

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>>9556657
Sorry, S I P B O Y S don't drink shit.

>> No.9556761

We need a new general. The other sip thread in the catalog sucks.

>> No.9556772

>>9523456
Done >>9556771

>> No.9556843

>>9552398
It literally tastes like a thicker mountain dew to me (hate that shit too), it makes my throat feel fucking sticky

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>>9556843
>it makes my throat feel fucking sticky
I bet you're extremely accustom to this feeling though.