/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9521116]

Anybody else watching this shitstorm? Has anybody actually tried it? Seems like it was just a poorly thought iut promotion. The sauce probably sucks but normies are reeeing out so hard right now. People are already shelling out hundreds of dollars for a packet and McDonald's is just going to re-release it in a month as an apology anyway.

[Anonymous No.9521126]

>>9521116
>McDonald's is just going to re-release it in a month as an apology anyway.
Ebayfags BTFO

[Anonymous No.9521130]

>caring about some fast food sauce for some reason

[Anonymous No.9521137]

>>9521116
yeah, there's no way it won't eventually have a second run that's more substantial. there's too much easy money there.

[Anonymous No.9521141]

>>9521116
You do realize they intentionally understocked in order to raise demand and build hype, right?

[Anonymous No.9521144]

>>9521141
Classic corporate maneuvering.

[Anonymous No.9521156]

>>9521141
They grossly understocked and left a lot of people pissed off. Most 'select' locations either hoarded it, never have it, or gave it away before the event time. This is probably the worst thing that could happen to them since supersize me came out. Not the best strategy.

[Anonymous No.9521164]

>>9521116
Multiverse confirmed

[Anonymous No.9521165]

>>9521141
I wouldn't be surprised they just didn't think it would be this big of a deal. I work with a lot of these wealthy CEO types and I don't think you understand just how out of touch these people are with today's youth/culture.
These are people who are literally shocked at why people think Hillary wasn't a good candidate.

[Anonymous No.9521168]

>>9521156
People are pissed now, but as soon as McDonald's does a wider release of the sauce, they'll forget about it and praise their corporate overlords properly. I also think McDonald's underestimated the sheer power of autists and really had no clue that this many people would care that fucking much about generic vaguely "Asian" sauce.

[Anonymous No.9521174]

>>9521165
Hillary was a great candidate you literal cuckold. Enjoy the Cheeto Benito getting nothing done for 4 (four) years

[Anonymous No.9521195]

>>9521165
They probably didn't expect that many basement dwellers to brave the outdoors at 2 in the afternoon.

[Anonymous No.9521201]

>>9521195
Also in response to >>9521168

[Anonymous No.9521208]

>>9521195
The protest at their HQ Monday should be amazing. What about those poor basements???

[Anonymous No.9521209]

>>9521174

[Anonymous No.9521213]

I know all anyone cares about is the meme sauce, but some of the other posters are neat.

[Anonymous No.9521225]

>>9521174
eight years.

[Anonymous No.9521245]

>>9521141
how come whenever a company fucks up there's always some retard who says "dude that was the point, to make everyone mad! free publicity xD"

If they had stocked a reasonable amount, they'd still be getting plenty of publicity. If making people mad was the point, they would also criminally understock other items like the McRib.

[Anonymous No.9521248]

>>9521116
>Don't watch Rick and Morty
>Reading thinking this is a tribute to the passing of Ralphie May

[Anonymous No.9521249]

>>9521116
Why such hype over shitty mcdonalds sauce anyway?

[Anonymous No.9521250]

>>9521249
Rick and Morty dude. Most awesome show out there.

[Anonymous No.9521251]

>>9521209
>>9521225
>delusional drumpfcuck actually thinks that the scumsucking dipshit that scammed her is going to do anything good for her
>shes so brainwashed that she samefagged the same meme
cute :3

[Anonymous No.9521253]

>>9521174
Your just as bad as the trump fags

[Anonymous No.9521257]

>>9521249
it's a reddit and memey reference

[Anonymous No.9521262]

>>9521253
dumb centristcuck

[Anonymous No.9521265]

>>9521251
(You)

[Anonymous No.9521267]

>>9521265
(You)

[Anonymous No.9521276]

>>9521253
No your

[Anonymous No.9521278]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNyowu3wdmA

I love the show but I am fully on board with hating the R&M fanbase

[Anonymous No.9521283]

*burp* you really have to have a high IQ to understand the faggot atheist fast food customer *burp*

[Anonymous No.9521284]

>>9521278
I like RLM

[Anonymous No.9521288]

>>9521250
>>9521257
I swear to god rick and morty fags should be gassed, or at least banned/

[Anonymous No.9521291]

>>9521284
Not sure what they have to do with this but I like them too. Hating stuff because of how other people enjoy it is for spergs.

[Anonymous No.9521295]

>>9521209
>>9521225
The only 8 years orangeboi will get is when he gets btfo next election and attempts to have his generals enforce a null and void election declaration because, "fake news and muh 300 people fraudently voted."

[Anonymous No.9521302]

>>9521248
That dickhead named his daughter April June May.

No sympathy

[Anonymous No.9521305]

>>9521262
>everyone has to be on the political spectrum
I prefer to remain apolitical. Fuck you and all your /pol/itics. Let me talk about food and cooking in peace.

[Anonymous No.9521310]

>>9521248
Who the fuck cares about Ralphie May

[Anonymous No.9521311]

>>9521116
Its because scalpers went and got it all to sell on ebay

I wish I was kidding

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.9521316]

>>9521116
was this today or somethine? was just there getting my free shake

[Anonymous No.9521318]

>>9521311
It also doesn't help that people are saying each store that was participating got like 20 packets of sauce. That's almost worse than nothing.

[Anonymous No.9521321]

t. Increasingly nervous man.

[Anonymous No.9521324]

>>9521316
Not all McDonald's were participating and some sold out of the sauce super early.

[Anonymous No.9521328]

>>9521245
This, but those losers who lined up will be back again when it gets re-released, sadly

[Anonymous No.9521334]

>>9521305
being """apolitical""" is a political choice
when we establish an lgbt ethnostate I'll be sure to castrate you first

[Anonymous No.9521336]

>>9521321
dumb "t. Increasingly nervous man." poster

[Anonymous No.9521337]

>>9521208
>The protest at their HQ Monday should be amazing.
Is there a protest actually planned. And it's thanksgiving on Monday dude

[Anonymous No.9521343]

>>9521245
Yeah, McDonald's is not known for this shit unlike say, Nintendo. I think they just simply misunderstood the demand here and once the suits realize they have a gold mine for selling tendies, the sauce will be produced in full force.

[Anonymous No.9521347]

>>9521337
Not in America where the protest would actually be happening.

[Anonymous No.9521348]

desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

[Anonymous No.9521367]

Can I just for one day not see a thread related to this shitty cartoon on every single board I browse

[Anonymous No.9521368]

>>9521348
We /b/ now.

[Anonymous No.9521371]

>>9521343
Nintendo doesn't do this intentionally, they're just completely fucking out of touch with their customers.
Do you know what nintendo's response was to their newest product (SNES classic) being so popular they can't keep it stocked on store shelves and all the preorders selling out in seconds and people scalping preorder units months in advance?
You think a sane company would see this as a sign to ramp up production and milk this for as long as possible.
Nintendo literally announced there would be no more shipments after the initial preorder batch.

I don't understand how a publically traded corporation can be managed this way.

[Anonymous No.9521374]

>>9521165
CEOs aren't in charge of any of this so that's irrelevant. Marketing promotions are done by you guessed it, marketing.

[Anonymous No.9521380]

>>9521116
>Thought about going as the one of the only McDicks serving the sauce
>Realize it's McDonalds
>Rick and Morty has become cancer incarnate, mainly due to fanbase; partly to new season.
>Get some Vietnamese instead

No regurts.

[Anonymous No.9521384]

>>9521371
At this point, it's happened so often I don't have any good will for Nintendo left. They're either lethally retarded or doing it intentionally, it's not just being out of touch.

[Anonymous No.9521410]

>>9521130
they don't care about szechuan

they care about a sauce far sweeter and valuable

validation

[Anonymous No.9521475]

How the fuck does mcdonald's supply chain not have enough soy sauce and corn syrup to meet demand?

[Anonymous No.9521524]

Wendy's bring in the shade as always

[Anonymous No.9521536]

Why not just pick up a bottle or jar of the sauce rather than go to a fast food chain that over-sweeten their sauce? Is it only for resale value?

[Anonymous No.9521544]

I had to leave the house because Mom couldn't get the name of the sauce right. She got siracha Mac sauce instead. So I had to leave my room to go get it myself. I haven't left my room in 7 years but for this I was willing to go on the adventure.

I get here and order their new buttermilk chicken tenders and the sauce.

They tell me they don't know what I'm talking about.

I was enraged because I bet those workers pocketed MY sauce to sell on eBay or some crap!

I ask to speak to the manager and she says they never got the sauce. I told her and showed her on their website that it said they would be getting the sauce and I told her did she realize that the sauce could be sold for a lot of money and that maybe one of her employees could have taken it.

She said her employees would never do that. So I said maybe you did.right then and there she called the security guard to escort me out. I said no, I want my sauce that I was promised and that the manager probably stole it all. He insisted I leave and I insisted I stay. I told him I paid for the sauce so I WANT the sauce. He also said they had no sauce and that I'd have to move for other customers. I told him he'd have to make me. (I'm a pretty big guy 6'4 so I doubted he could. ) So he tries to anyways and I knock his ass down and tell him not to touch me. Then some of the McDonald's employees try to yell at me saying " I better get the hellout bro" I give them a big FU and tell them they can try to make me too. So these two guys try to grab me by the arms and push me out. I laugh as they struggle to try to move me. But then one calls me fatass (Can you believe that?) and there's some words exchanged. I get mad and as im about to punch the SOB these little kids start crying telling me to stop and I realize everyone was looking at me. I stood there thinking, then the anxiety came over me, it was so strong. I wanted to be back in my room so badly. So I screamed pickle Rick! And went back.

[Anonymous No.9521546]

>>9521524
I wish I was part of Wendy's marketing team and get paid to be a snarky memelord

[Anonymous No.9521551]

>>9521544
i really hope this is pasta
fucking autistic sperg LOL

[Anonymous No.9521563]

>>9521524
Wendy's is trash, the only thing they can offer is this millennial tier humor on social media.

[Anonymous No.9521566]

>>9521546
>>9521524
I legit hope that Wendy's goes out of its way to make their own version of the sauce and make it freely available for the rest of the year, just to really screw with McDonalds and get a huge boost in their sales.

It seems like such a petty thing to do but it'd just wreck McDonald's publicity, especially if it turns out Wendy's recipe is better.

[Anonymous No.9521585]

>>9521563
ok cuck

[Anonymous No.9521593]

>>9521563
t. mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.9521621]

>>9521566
Wendy's nuggets taste so cheap though.

Mcnuggets are the best nuggets

This also applies to their fries. Wendy's fries are so dry and tasteless.

[Anonymous No.9521636]

>>9521566
I'd prefer Arby's do it. Would make a neat sauce for both the tendies and the roast beef sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.9521644]

>>9521174
>I don't judge people based on their skin color ok
>CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO HAHA HE ORANGE

[Anonymous No.9521655]

>>9521174
>DUDE ORANGE LMAO
Sup John Oliver

[Anonymous No.9521672]

why don't people just make their own sauce

[Anonymous No.9521682]

>retarded sheep let a cartoon influence their entire day based off a joke in a single episode
It ism't even good sauce. I had it years ago. 99 cent off-brand schezuan sauce tastes better tban the shit they were peddling.

[Anonymous No.9521766]

>>9521644
>>9521655
>getting so asshurt you samefag this blatantly
cute :3
why are drumpfcucks such easily triggered snowflakes?

[Anonymous No.9521801]

>>9521766

[Anonymous No.9521802]

>>9521551
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.9521817]

>>9521672
>make their own sauce

[Anonymous No.9521823]

>>9521672
>>9521672
because then you can't scalp it to impressionable redditors

[Anonymous No.9521840]

>>9521130
To be fair you have to have a high IQ to appreciate szechuan sauce.

[Anonymous No.9521847]

>>9521544
VERY good post anon

[Anonymous No.9521848]

>>9521563
you are a little baby. watch this.

[Anonymous No.9521851]

>>9521766
>why are drumpfcucks such easily triggered snowflakes?

Because the slow wheels that grind together in their pathetic excuse for a brain have begun to register even to them that they are being bent over and reamed while they were screaming, "give me more, more!"

[Anonymous No.9521852]

>>9521141
is it really worth pissing off customers for that?

its not like they could get away with creating demand and then selling it for a huge markup.

[Anonymous No.9521862]

>>9521766
Also I don't support Trump, I'm just calling you out on you making le orange joke like a parroting dumbass instead of finding other ways to laugh at him, and god knows there are plenty.

[Anonymous No.9521880]

>>9521225
>>9521174
The only thing he's managed to accomplish in a year is a deal with dems and his approval rating is like 40%. What makes people think he's going to get re-elected?

[Anonymous No.9521957]

>>9521880
>approval rating is like 40%
>coming from the same people who told us he only has a 2% chance of winning last year

[Anonymous No.9521966]

>>9521126
What if McDonalds was Ebayfags just hamming it up

[Anonymous No.9521972]

>>9521852
>is it really worth pissing off customers for that?

They don't give a fuck about rick & morty fans.

They'll roll out a proper campaign in 2 months and all the normies will go:
>" damn i gotta get me some of that sauce those nerds were going crazy about"

[Anonymous No.9521990]

>>9521972
>They don't give a fuck about rick & morty fans.
true, but they also seem to have an issue pissing off the people who go to mcdonalds cause they just feel like having mcdonalds.

the lines are just jammed with reddit faggots and the seating is taken up by a bunch of reddit faggot cliques staging their gay assed pictures. this could have been avoided if mcdonalds didnt limit this promotion to a single day.

[Anonymous No.9521997]

>>9521852
rick and morty fans aren't people

[Anonymous No.9522004]

>>9521990
>we inconvenienced regular customers for a single day
>THIS IS A HUGE ISSUE OMG OMG OMG
>hahaha oh wait no it isn't, more people came to the stores today than the regular numbers.

It's not even sort of an issue. They really don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.9522022]

>>9521997
whatever you want to call em, they still bog down the outlets that had the promo going.

>>9522004
>rick and morty fans are all cucks who hate bigfoodcorps
>make promo for a single day for a product that could have been sold for weeks happen on a saturday aka the busiest day for any restaurant
>1 day promotion for an item that they are selling at full price anyways
if this was a proper limited item then just do it like all the other items and put it out there for a few weeks

[Anonymous No.9522028]

I'm fucking embarrassed of this generation.

[Anonymous No.9522029]

>>9522004
Of couse they do. It's a corporation. A one day surge in sales that leads to a dramatic drop in sales and credibility a good thing. They fucked up and didn't do that shit on purpose.

[Anonymous No.9522030]

>>9521544
i wish this was real

[Anonymous No.9522035]

>>9521384
After Iwata died Nintendo's new president has been trying hard to make sure Nintendo doesn't lose as much profit anymore in a world where PC gaming is becoming the norm and console tactics are becoming sleazier.

It's a good move, financially, but for all the wrong reasons.

[Anonymous No.9522038]

>>9521957
>f-fake news!
>r-r-rigged polls!
cute :3

[Anonymous No.9522040]

>>9522028
more like all generations currently living.

[Anonymous No.9522045]

>>9522029
You can't make a claim that there will be any dent in their sales or credibility. It's not even tomorrow. You couldn't even make that claim until a year from now when the year over year sales data is available. You wish that's going to happen because this promotion irritates you for some reason.

Yet you don't realize this promotion had nothing to do with the sauce, and everything to do with getting people to try their new chicken finger, which were paired with the sauce in the promotional materials. The chicken fingers which are their quarterly LTO, which is their real money maker, and the goal of the promotion. To get people to try the chicken fingers, like them, and then become repeat customers. This is how they gauge the success of their LTO product and whether to make it a regular menu item.

So yes, they did everything on purpose.

[Anonymous No.9522048]

For some reason, even though I never stood a chance to get the sauce because I'm not American (and probably wouldn't have lined up for it besides) it pisses me off McDonald's would do this.

They pissed off a bunch of people, caused riots, got their stores robbed, put their employees and customers in danger and forced riot police to get involved to disperse the crowds. And then for their Twitter page to downplay it and act like they did nothing wrong just adds to it.

[Anonymous No.9522050]

>>9521174
Hillary Clinton was definitely NOT the better candidate. She was the greater evil by a long shot

[Anonymous No.9522052]

>>9522038
its not that hard to spot a bias. the same media groups telling me the don only had a 2% chance of winning the presidency are the same ones reporting a 40% approval rating after he won? color me surprised!

[Anonymous No.9522064]

>>9522050
nope

[Anonymous No.9522068]

>>9522045
Nobody actually cared about the chicken fingers. They do care about profits and bad publicity. McDonald's is a company that cuts corners to save cents. Alienating an entire customer base was not intentional. I'm not irritated by the promo but I think the backlash is pretty hilarious.

[Anonymous No.9522070]

Who gives a fuck

[Anonymous No.9522081]

>>9522068
Well for sure, I'm not saying they won't catch flack for this. It clearly could have been handled better.

What I find hilarious is anyone who thinks this is going to do any long term harm to McDonalds, but it really, seriously, is not.

[Anonymous No.9522097]

>>9522081
You're right that it won't affect them long term (nobody remembers that doctor dragged off the United Airlines flight anymore for example) but you can't pretend they didn't fuck up the launch of this product by grossly underestimating the demand for the Szechuan sauce, to the point that it triggered riots and forced stores to be closed down. That obviously wasn't intentional.

If it'd been a successful product launch everybody would've been able to try the sauce, discuss it and get over it.

[Anonymous No.9522109]

>>9522068
>Alienating an entire customer base was not intentional

You dont think these faggots won't line up again in a month when they roll out the proper campaign?

[Anonymous No.9522113]

>>9522097
It's pretty remarkable how there were more retweets of the original post revealing the sauce than there were actual sauce packets produced. I don't buy the "they underestimated demand" theory, there's no way they're that retarded. Maybe a few batches of the sauce got fucked up somehow, so they had to make do with what they had.

[Anonymous No.9522152]

>>9522081
Not anything substantially long term, no, but if they don't address the issue and give people the validation they're looking for, then at least for a quarter. The response they got today will prompt them to change something at least. They've been looking for ways to drum up sales the last few years as they were experiencing losses. After today, a well timed atrack by competition or a supersize me/ peta type affront could potentially do some lasting damage which would be fun to witness but probably won't happen.

[Anonymous No.9522160]

>>9522052
news flash cuckboi, all of those polls had Hillary winning the POPULAR vote by like 2 million votes. She actually won by 3 million. Trump's victory was within margin of error in Pennsylvania, Michigan, AND Wisconsin. So close, in fact, that more people voted for an irrelevant third party candidate.

The fact that there were a bunch of dipshits misinterpreting how polls work doesn't make polls bad, it makes those people dumb. The polls were accurate, the people interpreting them were dumb. if you noticed, the night before the election 538 (the only decent one of the poll meta-analysis sites really) gave trump a 1/3 chance of winning. They basically said "it's unlikely but he could do it", things that have a 1/3 chance of happening happen pretty often after all.

[Anonymous No.9522180]

>>9522160
o-o-ok mr faggot

[Anonymous No.9522188]

ITT people that need a nice helicopter ride

[Anonymous No.9522205]

I just hope they announce a longer return before all those ebay sales are final. It's just a bunch of sauce thieves making bank.

[Anonymous No.9522210]

>>9522205
You should hope it’s after so that way the retards lose the money and it’s not valuable anymore.

[Anonymous No.9522231]

Why are rick and morty fans literally the worst

[Anonymous No.9522241]

>>9522064
yep

[Anonymous No.9522242]

>>9522231
Because the show caters to normalfags who think they're smart, which is arguably the most obnoxious demographic in existence today.

[Anonymous No.9522254]

>>9521862
its funny when people on the left literally make fun of someones skin color and still claim they are the good guys

[Anonymous No.9522255]

>>9522180
>>9522188
Not an argument.

[Anonymous No.9522320]

>>9522242
sounds about right, just like the big bang theory

[Anonymous No.9522328]

>>9521563
Agree, literally every time I have ever been to Wendy's they get my order wrong. Its incredible.

[Anonymous No.9522393]

>>9521544
Ending was weak please change or delete it

[Anonymous No.9522397]

Filter test

[Anonymous No.9522405]

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS_PbSP4TOI

[Anonymous No.9522409]

>>9522405
No fucking way
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.9522410]

soy sauce plus teriyaki sauce

there. i gave you the fucking secret recipe to "scechuan sauce". now stop fucking talking about it.

[Anonymous No.9522415]

>>9521168
You must be a fuckin blast at parties. People went to try a sauce for a laugh. Calm the fuck down.

[Anonymous No.9522423]

>>9522415
>try a sauce for a laugh

Wow I bet you and your faggot pals are great at parties aren't you. "Hey everyone check us out we're gonna try this sauce out for a laugh and it's going to be hilaaaarious". Think you're a bunch of madmen don't you. Truth is you're just a bunch of cringey unfunny retards and people wish they didn't have to be around you

[Anonymous No.9522428]

>>9522423

It's 4chan, none of us go to parties and we're all cringy stutterfucks. Welcome to the club.

[Anonymous No.9522430]

>>9521566
>>9521621
They need to re-release the spicy nuggets. How do you get something so right and then just give up on it?

[Anonymous No.9522433]

>>9522428
You got this meme from reddit. Don't try to deny it you little fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.9522435]

>>9521563
>America is so decadent they have holes in the walls where you can feed your food to strangers.
What a bizarre place

[Anonymous No.9522440]

>>9522435
>his country doesn't have hamburger holes

ged fugged, gommie

[Anonymous No.9522453]

>>9522433

Why are you going to reddit?

[Anonymous No.9522455]

>>9522453
because i'm a faggot and so are you. we're going down together and everyone will know we're both fags

[Anonymous No.9522465]

>>9522455

Okay

[Anonymous No.9522645]

>>9522423
>sperging out others wanted to try a dipping sauce
>REEE FUCKING NORMALFAGS AND THE MAY MAY SAUCE
Yet you claim others are the retards.
You may have autism.

[Anonymous No.9522658]

Anyone who went to a McDonald's just for meme sauce should be shot into space.

[Anonymous No.9522659]

>>9521174
(You)

[Anonymous No.9522670]

>>9521130
typical impoverished white people behavior

[Anonymous No.9522674]

>>9522658
I think I could blend in with that crowd, walk among them undetected.

[Anonymous No.9522677]

>>9522658
Where's a white male with 23 legal guns when you need one

[Anonymous No.9522680]

>tfw found out my local McDonald's was featured in the HuffPo article about this
>the cops got called
>I had no idea about this promotion until today

[Anonymous No.9522694]

>>9521116
>McDonalds virtue signalling the rèddit and morty cancerous fanbase

[Anonymous No.9522756]

>>9522050
>>9521174
Fucking warms my heart that there's one corner of the internet where you can have either opinion without circle jerking or ad hominems.

[Anonymous No.9522761]

[Anonymous No.9522771]

>people like this actually exist
Where the fuck is this world going to

[Anonymous No.9522817]

why does anyone care when best sauce already exist?

[Anonymous No.9522821]

>>9522694
>spending this much time on the internet

[Anonymous No.9522825]

>>9521848
This makes me kinda hard.

[Anonymous No.9522827]

>>9521116
>mfw no sauce for the tendies

[Anonymous No.9522861]

>>9522160
>Hillary voter
>calling someone a cuck

[Anonymous No.9522873]

>>9522756
unless you dislike trump

[Anonymous No.9522876]

>>9521130
the state of the avg young american

[Anonymous No.9522882]

Is the sauce actually good?

[Anonymous No.9522887]

>>9521524
tfw no bitch wendy gf

[Anonymous No.9522888]

>>9522882
It's probably some mediocre soy sauce with a healthy helping of corn syrup in it

[Anonymous No.9522898]

>>9522761
>Drove 4 hours to get mcnugget sauce
lmao nigga just look in the oriental section of your local supermarket like open your eyes bitch

[Anonymous No.9522900]

>>9521621
>Wendy's nuggets taste so cheap though.
>Mcnuggets are the best nuggets
literally the other way around. every time i get nuggets from wendy's they're juicy and wonderful. i had some mcnuggets yesterday and they were awful.
wendy's fries do suck dick though, i wish they went back to the generic fast food fries they had like a decade ago instead of this whole potato cut shit.

>>9522658
imagine the smell...

[Anonymous No.9522904]

soibois

[Anonymous No.9522935]

>>9521524
meh that one was kinda weak

[Anonymous No.9522992]

>>9521563
This. The food can be decent but their customer service is the worst. Any Wendy's I've been to I can usually expect, lazy, rude, slower employees are insane wait times. It's like their shitposting internet style reflects their shitty service.

[Anonymous No.9522997]

>>9522904
This picture has been floating around for months, not sure why everyone is reposting it now as though it was taken during the sauce thing today.

[Anonymous No.9523021]

>>9521116
>going through all this trouble just to taste some shit mcdonalds sauce
>when you can have as much as you want of chick fil a superior sauce
Tfw brainlet that can't comprehend the humor in Rick and Morty.

[Anonymous No.9523051]

>>9522645
>his idea of having a good time is trying a sauce at McDonald's

How truly pathetic

[Anonymous No.9523052]

McDonald's will never ever recover from this.

[Anonymous No.9523070]

Isn't it just Teryaki sauce? Fucking r*dditors I swear.

[Anonymous No.9523073]

>>9522645
>this faggot

[Anonymous No.9523077]

>>9521174
What happened to that impeachment, sweetie? Finally admit Don Cheeto will be a full term president?

[Anonymous No.9523118]

>tfw fat as fuck and addicted to McDonalds
>walked to local McDonalds yesterday to get some food,didn't know about this meme sauce, just wanted some burgers
>fucking huge crowd of people outside looking quite angsty and annoyed
>some people are trying to start chants, couldn't understand at first but after listening could hear a group chanting 'We are only here for RICK, this customer service makes us SICK' over and over again
>the staff look really fucking stressed out and nervous
>really fucking hungry
>decide to sit on an empty table and wait for the line to thin before joining because I get nervous in long lines
>fucking every other table is taken up by people talking about Szechuan Sauce
>the table opposite me there is a fucking obese, green haired girl and her boyfriend who is very skinny and has glasses
>they are arguing because they only got one of the sauce packets and can't decide how to split it
>the girl angrily tells him 'I WON'T give you your weekly visit to the Wubba Lover Dub Dub if you don't let me have the whole thing'
>he relents and she eats the entire sauce packet on the end of about 3 mcnuggets
>gives him the empty packet and he tucks it into his backpack
>the line is still there, can STILL here people chanting and angrily complaining
>seems to be confusion, the line is not moving, very few people actually ordering food
>try to go up and make an order
>walk to the counter
>some fucking chubby bearded guy grabs my shirt and says 'STOP TRYING TO SHOVE, WE'RE GETTING THE SAUCE BEFORE YOU''
>shoves me hard
>end up leaving and getting fucking Burger King

fuck this gay show

[Anonymous No.9523134]

>>9521141
>>9521852
>You do realize they intentionally understocked in order to raise demand and build hype, right?
>is it really worth pissing off customers for that?

Yes and yes. This is Marketing 101. Of course the point was "raise da hype n creat dat deman, my multicultural negroes!" Everything the McDonald's corp does, they do for a reason. Some people actually believe that New Coke wasn't a scheme to drive up demand and bring the original recipe back using cheaper ingredients. Some people actually believe that McDonald's doesn't have a marketing team consisting of the literal offspring of Einstein and Oppenheimer. "Hey, let's only release a handful of sauces", "Why?", "I dunno lol!"

[Anonymous No.9523144]

[chop No.9523159]

>>9521278
Still doesn't beat this classic, but it comes close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw

[Anonymous No.9523240]

Why fuzz over it when you can make your own?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhc_bXGvmp0

[Anonymous No.9523345]

>>9523240
this

[Anonymous No.9523349]

I don't get it, Rick and Morty is fucking shit. It's even worse than family guy.

[Anonymous No.9523356]

fuck any sauce that isn't sweet n sour. If I managed to get some I'd open the sauce and in front of the rick and morty fans just pour them all into the bin for the sake of being an asshole

[Anonymous No.9523482]

>>9522410
....not even...not even fucking close

[Anonymous No.9523501]

>>9522861
t. actual cuck
enjoy being taken for a ride by the 1% because you're too blinded by racism and xenophobia to see who your real enemy is

[Anonymous No.9523503]

>>9523077
>sweetieposting
kys yourself desu senpai

[Anonymous No.9523504]

>>9522761
couldnt they just go to another location?


>>9522160
go figure all the literal cucks showed up for a rick and morty thread. cry a little harder you nigger loving faggot.

[Anonymous No.9523505]

>>9522254
Trump chose to be orange, If he stopped abusing spray tan he'd restore to something normal

[Anonymous No.9523511]

this is amazing. I went over to the rick and morty subreddit and the comments are just beautifully pure cringe material

[Anonymous No.9523513]

>>9523504
see >>9523501

[Anonymous No.9523524]

>>9523513
im cuban you retarded faggot, go flail your limp wrists a little harder.
>thinking only white people hate niggers

[Anonymous No.9523528]

>>9523524
where did I say you were white anon?

[Anonymous No.9523544]

>>9523528
>1%
>racism
>xenophobia
type of shit that literal self hating white cucks like to blather on about. you probably hang around with fat disabled lesbians in motorized wheel chairs to.

[Anonymous No.9523547]

>>9523544
oh, so you invented a strawman to rage about. Cute. And by the way I'm not white either.

No, my point is that you're being exploited by the rich and you're allowing that to happen by "hating niggers." If you thought about it, you'd realize that you have more in common with them than you do with the rich and powerful.

[Anonymous No.9523550]

>>9523505
how can you be sure that he just doesnt eat too many carrots?

[Anonymous No.9523560]

>>9523547
>republican wins so we are all automatically puppets for the 1%
fag talk

[Anonymous No.9523571]

>>9523547
>ACTUALLY thinking niggers are worth anything
>any year

[Anonymous No.9523576]

>>9523560
>she actually thinks Trump is looking out for anyone but himself
you're not in on the con, you know.

>>9523571
epic meme dude :^)

[Anonymous No.9523583]

>>9523501
>Shillary
>not part of the one percent
tip top kekkity kek

[Anonymous No.9523595]

This insanity is proof why we shouldn't be offended when the rest of the world points and laughs.

[Anonymous No.9523704]

>>9523583
>implying I said otherwise
Some are worse than others though. The lesser evil is ultimately still the lesser evil.

[Anonymous No.9523721]

McD's just got an extra 10 million eyes on it for when it releases again next month.

[Anonymous No.9523724]

>>9523547
>all those refugees and immigrants will help all of us!
>oh and it will help the 1% spend less by flooding the country with cheaper workers and get richer
I think both sides are trying to help the 1% anon

[Anonymous No.9523740]

>>9521116
It's amazing to see how powerful memes can become sometimes.
Imagine having millions of customers who are most likely willing to pay extra for something that serves no other purpose than to make them feel like they belong to something.
/pol/ did a good job during the election but this is world class meming as well.

[Anonymous No.9523745]

>government is in shambles
>riot over fast food sauce

[Anonymous No.9523755]

>>9523745
Now we'll get mass shootings over mcnuggets

[Anonymous No.9523764]

>>9522658
Any of the "men" there could be the picture for the Wikipedia article on nu-males.

[Anonymous No.9523783]

>>9523052
>waiting over 24 hours for a packet of meme sauce
I genuinely wish these people would just sit down and think about their lives for a minute.

[Anonymous No.9523818]

>>9523740
So Rick and Morty is the only thing that can stop /pol/?

Wow, how will 4chan ever recover knowing that their biggest weakness is reddit's greatest strength?

[Anonymous No.9523821]

So what do they do after they get the sauce?

Post it on facebook and get 3 likes?

[Anonymous No.9523902]

>tfw fat as fuck and addicted to McDonalds
>walked to local McDonalds yesterday to get some food,didn't know about this meme sauce, just wanted some burgers
>fucking huge crowd of people outside looking quite angsty and annoyed
>some people are trying to start chants, couldn't understand at first but after listening could hear a group chanting 'We are only here for RICK, this customer service makes us SICK' over and over again
>the staff look really fucking stressed out and nervous
>really fucking hungry
>decide to sit on an empty table and wait for the line to thin before joining because I get nervous in long lines
>fucking every other table is taken up by people talking about Szechuan Sauce
>the table opposite me there is a fucking obese, green haired girl and her boyfriend who is very skinny and has glasses
>they are arguing because they only got one of the sauce packets and can't decide how to split it
>the girl angrily tells him 'I WON'T give you your weekly visit to the Wubba Lover Dub Dub if you don't let me have the whole thing'
>he relents and she eats the entire sauce packet on the end of about 3 mcnuggets
>gives him the empty packet and he tucks it into his backpack
>the line is still there, can STILL here people chanting and angrily complaining
>seems to be confusion, the line is not moving, very few people actually ordering food
>try to go up and make an order
>walk to the counter
>some fucking chubby bearded guy grabs my shirt and says 'STOP TRYING TO SHOVE, WE'RE GETTING THE SAUCE BEFORE YOU''
>shoves me hard
>end up leaving and getting fucking Burger King

[Anonymous No.9523925]

>>9523902
no self serve ordering kiosk?

[Anonymous No.9523929]

ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALD'S

[Anonymous No.9523946]

This is why we need socialism asap

[Anonymous No.9523962]

>>9521251
he mad? yeahhhh he mad.

[Anonymous No.9524017]

>>9521644
Not comparable at all. He's only orange cause of that fake tan shit. He did it to himself on purpose cause he thinks it looks good, but really it just looks unnatural. Black (well technically dark brown) is a natural skin tone.

That said, at least whoever Trump's new stylist is seems to be helping him by telling him to stop hitting the tanning beds so much.

[Anonymous No.9524024]

>>9521213
Some of the art is really great, honestly.

[Anonymous No.9524052]

>>9524017
pretty sure he got max orange because he was in the sun holding rallies and campaigning so much

[Anonymous No.9524148]

>>9524052
If this was true he wouldn't have white circles around his eyes though. Anyone who's been to a tanning salon can tell that those are pretty obviously tanning goggle lines.

[Anonymous No.9524185]

>>9522761
>drove four hours

[Anonymous No.9524206]

I saw this in my youtube recommendations and thought you guys might be interested
he says it tastes identical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhc_bXGvmp0

[Anonymous No.9524207]

>>9522205
No fuck any dumbass who buys that shit

[Anonymous No.9524213]

>>9523902
We heard you

[Anonymous No.9524225]

>>9522761
It seriously creeps me out how dumb some people can be. Are they even human beings at this point?

[Anonymous No.9524250]

>>9522900
This what happened after I had Wendy's nuggets.

[Anonymous No.9524287]

>>9521213
But which dragon is sweet and which is sour?

[Anonymous No.9524303]

>TFW you're a Venture Bros fan
Man, all this salt will sustain me til the next season in 2020

[Anonymous No.9524568]

>>9523547
>hating niggers = controlled by rich people
>having something in common with niggers
i don't hate the rich because they are not selling drugs, whoring and being leeches on society. niggers are actively destroying my community.

[Anonymous No.9524617]

>>9524303
>Venture Bros fan
Sorry to hear that

[Anonymous No.9524630]

Anyone else think that McDonalds intentionally released so little sauce because they didn't want the sauce to outshine their new buttermilk chicken?

[Anonymous No.9524646]

>>9524568
>i don't hate the rich because they are not selling drugs, whoring and being leeches on society.

Cuckservative /pol/tards are actually this naive.

[Anonymous No.9524648]

>>9524568
>not selling drugs, whoring and being leeches on society.
They literally do all these things

[Anonymous No.9524649]

>>9524646
>tips tinfoil hat

[Anonymous No.9524681]

>>9521156
What are they going to do, not eat McDonalds? Good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.9524689]

>>9521116
they wanted communism they got communism

[Anonymous No.9524693]

I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love
science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for
us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the
show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live
in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be
really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm
so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if
Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the
common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the
greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The
Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats,
and fucking loving science.

I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse
Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't
talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask
out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat +
brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust
and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've
already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite
character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of
Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know
EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like
Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't
be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look
at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face,
Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure
to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!

Yours baconly, Atheist92

[Anonymous No.9524702]

>>9521245
Fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.9524704]

>>9524693
Living in your head for free.

[Anonymous No.9524718]

>>9521116
>be a cosmofag
>mcdonalds partners with ubereats
>over 30 mcdonalds restaurants deliver to my address
>order an apple pie and add a bunch of sauce packets
>"ask them for the ricky and martin sauce"
>freezer full of apple pies
>refrigerator full of meme sauce i can jar and put on eBay

[Anonymous No.9524729]

>>9524718
>jar
You're missing the point, and also a liar.

[Anonymous No.9524740]

>>9522658
short hair, shorts, t-shirt, beard, and (glasses or hat).
Every single one of them.

[Anonymous No.9524741]

America's lower class is truly pitiful...

[Anonymous No.9524745]

>Mfw the guy there are people paying $10 for a single McNugget dipped in the sauce

https://youtube.com/watch?ebc=ANyPxKpnsDY2Se6xeetWUOM0ctOFtAkqtHhVw5Br8vfM96P3U-6O6fqm9ILVyfOqHALPRZcR4i3ZIA83LLCFVdm_HKGhptbBaQ&v=w4SKo5jU64I

Look at the dudes shit eating grin. He's making bank off of a bunch of retards and loving every second of it. But, I mean, you have to have a high IQ to enjoy Rick and Morty to be honest.

[Anonymous No.9524755]

>>9524693

HOLY FUCK I WANT NORTH KOREA TO NUKE US ALREADY HOLY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.9524799]

>>9521116
i fucking hate rick and morty

[Anonymous No.9524842]

>>9524689
Holy fuck what an underrated post

[Anonymous No.9524941]

>>9521371
>Sell plastic toys for 20$
>they're overpriced for a bit of plastic with an RFID tag
>understocked, they sell on ebay for 50$
>People get used to pay 50$ for a plastic toy
>Release a special line of plastic toys for 50$

It was planned.

>>9521880
32% yesterday.
>>9522052
Was 49% after the election (close to the % of people who voted for him)

>>9522817
>Mustard
>Ingredient list is water, HFCS, mustard. In this order.

>>9523077
Justice takes more time IRL than a CSI episode.
Trump will get killed before he's impeached anyway.

[Anonymous No.9524959]

>>9522670
Hey, heard you darn black people stealing shoes in higggggggggh winds

[Anonymous No.9524967]

>>9521116
>we're sorry

No they aren't. They knew having 20 packets of sauce per restaurant was too little, they just wanted tons of free publicity for their new menu item. They got it.

[Anonymous No.9524976]

>>9521250
That's not Xavier.

[Anonymous No.9524981]

>>9521563
Still better than places like Denny's that try to use year-old tumblr memes or shitty WHEN YOU nigger humor

[Anonymous No.9524990]

>>9522658
total sausage fest. I bet those sandals aren't even teva

[Anonymous No.9524997]

>tfw was genuinely considering getting a couple of packets to flip on eBay
>assumed they wouldn't go for anything because so many were being distributed
>check eBay
>they're going for $300+ and have many bids

[Anonymous No.9525008]

>>9522904
to be honest I'd wear that hat ironically if I had the confidence

[Anonymous No.9525028]

>>9523511
It looks like they're coming full circle back to sanity now.

[Anonymous No.9525037]

>>9521524
>aren't

[Anonymous No.9525056]

>>9522035
>console tactics are becoming sleazier
What does this mean? I only play solo analog games.

[Anonymous No.9525077]

>>9523118
>I WON'T give you your weekly visit to the Wubba Lover Dub Dub if you don't let me have the whole thing

[Anonymous No.9525085]

>>9524693
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Szechuan Sauce. The taste is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical spices most of the flavors will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his taste buds - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Guy Fieri , for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these tastes, to realize that they're not just delicious- they say something deep about FLAVORTOWN. As a consequence people who dislike Szechuan sauce truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the flavors in Rick's existencial catchphrase "I feel like I'm taking a bit of the Mona Lisa right now," which itself is a cryptic reference to Gordon Ramsay's epic Roasting In Hell's Kitchen. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as McDonald's genius unfolds itself on their trays. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Szechuan sauce tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

[Anonymous No.9525323]

>>9521851
8th grade getting a little stressful huh

[Anonymous No.9525331]

>>9521997
Best post of the thread

[Anonymous No.9525340]

>>9525085
no!! anyone is welcome to flavortown...

[Anonymous No.9525341]

>>9522817
Truth. This is the 2nd best post of the thread.

[Anonymous No.9525365]

I've always associated mcdonalds with fatties

now I have to associate it with autistic kids too?

gd this american dream

[Anonymous No.9525734]

Can someone enlighten me about this?
So i heard that the stores only have 20 packets and those who did not get it got irritated..why?
And you do realize the promotion is not about the sauce?
You cannot just walk in and buy a sauce. So it is a trick to buy more food. Notice the 2 pm time, it is to lure people skipping lunch as they will queue for it ( must be some dork who turn up 1 hour earlier)
Why the fuck will it affect the sales? Because some autists? Why do they meed to address this if they promised to relaunching it in a month? Why do we need to care?

[Anonymous No.9525752]

>>9525734
Because Rick and Morty is soooo funny hahaha Rick totally would have gone to McDonalds and pushed to the front of the line to get his szechuan sauce haha *burrrrrp*

[Anonymous No.9527268]

>>9521141
I don't know if I'm pissed off more with Saturday's shitshow or today's "benevolent" (aka marketing) act of them preparing a full release this winter.
They can't keep getting away with it.

[Anonymous No.9527335]

>>9522405
>this fucking song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7wUd3GG8eM

[Anonymous No.9527344]

>>9522761
that professional sign saying they dont got any

total scam of a promotion.
mcD's can do whatever they want and get away with it....

[Anonymous No.9527347]

>>9525734
Yeah, it's weird that so many people are so fixated on the one sauce that they don't realize the whole damn thing is just a way to sell more chicken.

[Anonymous No.9527356]

>>9527344
They haven't done anything illegal though, so yeah, they should "get away" with it. They said there were going to be really, really limited quantities at select restaurants and there were.

[Anonymous No.9527367]

>>9527344
millenials are so brainwashed they dont question the news or the advertisements they receive

[Anonymous No.9527374]

>They bring back fucking meme dipping sauce.
>The McRib hasn't even had a third run.

I'm a little mad, at least I've actually tasted and enjoy my meme food.

[Anonymous No.9527407]

>>9527367
They're from reddit, where half the posts are ads

[Anonymous No.9527428]

>>9522873
He types as he browses a low traffic 4chan board focused around cooking.

[Anonymous No.9527429]

so has anyone here actually tasted the stuff or is this just the 'complain about reddit' general

[Anonymous No.9527554]

>tfw you will never be as intelligent when it comes to marketing, economics, and sociology as rick and morty fans

[Anonymous No.9528450]

>>9527554
>sociology
>intelligent
Sucks that people actually believe in that crap

[Anonymous No.9528478]

>>9528450
you're a total Jerry... Ricks (like myself) understand the social science are the way forward to a beautiful, equal, LGBTQ+ future

[Anonymous No.9528504]

>>9527554
>thesis paper
at best it will make it into a shitty one page case study discussed in a shitty marketing program for like 30 minutes. AT BEST.

[Anonymous No.9528513]

I'm 100% sure this was all an elaborate social engineering project to get back at some McDonalds employee fucking over Justin Roiland
20 years ago

[Anonymous No.9529060]

>>9522658

you could've left out the words into space and still been right

[Anonymous No.9529119]

Why the fuck does a thread about a chicken nugget sauce have all this political shit-posting from two people?

[Anonymous No.9529125]

>>9522898

BUT ITS NOT THE LIMITED EDITION MCDONALDS™ BRAND SAUCE AS SEEN ON MY FAVORITE SHOW RICK AND MORTY™

HOW COULD THEY DO US BROS REEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9529160]

>>9528478
You are way too invested in the thing you're trolling.

[Anonymous No.9529169]

>>9523764
ONLY BIG BUFF BEARS FOR THIS BOZO!

[Anonymous No.9529186]

>>9521141
This.

[Anonymous No.9529201]

>>9521126
>mfw someone buys the 5k cup of sauce and kills themselves when mcds has more sauce in a week

[Anonymous No.9529217]

>>9521310
Mcdonalds shareholders

[Anonymous No.9529269]

>>9521116
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Szechuan Sauce. The taste is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical spices most of the flavors will go over a typical eater's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his taste buds - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Guy Fieri , for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these tastes, to realize that they're not just delicious- they say something deep about FLAVORTOWN. As a consequence people who dislike Szechuan sauce truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the flavors in Rick's existencial catchphrase "I feel like I'm taking a bite of the Mona Lisa right now," which itself is a cryptic reference to Gordon Ramsay's epic Roasting In Hell's Kitchen. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as McDonald's genius unfolds itself on their trays. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Szechuan sauce tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

[Anonymous No.9529700]

>>9521291
He thought you said RLM instead of R&M

[Anonymous No.9529831]

>>9524693
I'm 99% sure this is pasta
But that remaining 1% makes me really want to die

[Anonymous No.9529896]

>>9521848
I need the sauce on this pic, and Im willing to stand in/online for 11 hours for it.

[Anonymous No.9529901]

>>9523159
Wait why are the interviewees all black? I'm anglo looking as fuck and I love popeyes

[Anonymous No.9530046]

>>9529901
From what I recall, there were two locations in Rochester, NY(?) that had the same issue, but they opted to go to just one location that happened to be in a predominantly-black area. The news station could only find black people to interview, but ran with the story as it was an interesting one although they didn't mean to make it race-based.

The Boondocks parody was pretty funny, and I can't wait to see how they parody this event.

[Anonymous No.9530099]

>>9529831
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.9530125]

>>9524693
I think the worst part is that besides the part where he describes himself, this was written 100% serious by an actual human being.

I wish I was dead.

[Anonymous No.9530156]

>>9530125
Are you sure this was serious? That underwear and beard description doesn't seem like anything anyone could be serious about.

[Anonymous No.9530158]

>>9521343
>>9521245
If McDonalds had stocked enough sauce yesterday, a small number of Rick and Morty fans would be happy but nobody else would care. Pissing off the Rick and Morty fans has caught the attention has caught the attention of normal people who will now want to try the sauce when it is released later in the year. Rick and Morty fans will come crawling back for their stupid sauce.

[Anonymous No.9530165]

>>9530156
Pay attention
>>9530125
>besides the part where he describes himself

[Anonymous No.9530178]

>>9524740
the fuck is wrong with having short hair and wearing shorts a t shirt

[Anonymous No.9530202]

>>9530178
Typical nu male look.

[Anonymous No.9530224]

>>9530202
these boys haven't been this excited since bernie probably

[Anonymous No.9530309]

>>9521840
Oh

[Anonymous No.9530317]

>>9530158
No one cares about McDonald's having a new sauce, not even after this shit. This promotion was not about meme sauce anyway, it was about tendies.

[Anonymous No.9530337]

>>9530158
and right about that time it will reappear in the series

[Anonymous No.9530387]

>>9530224
>these boys haven't been this excited since bernie probably

No, and drumpftards haven't been this excited since Faubus created his Foibles in AR.

Good thing we have some knowledgable adult daycare overseers in that white house.

t. Bob Corker, conservative (R-TN).

[Anonymous No.9530396]

why couldn't r*ddit and morty have gotten popeyes to bring back the delta sauce instead of this shit? I bet it doesn't even have any sichuan pepper in it.

[Anonymous No.9530413]

>>9527407
>he says on a fast food advertising board in a subtle mcdonalds advert thread

[Anonymous No.9530418]

>>9530224
get tae fuck.

you chantards are as excited about this bullshit as anyone else.

you're a ll a bunch of fuckin losers.

[Anonymous No.9530450]

>>9524745
>The whole point is the sauce
>Gets a tiny bit on his nug
>Shoves the whole fucking thing in his face
He didn't even give the sauce a lick first, what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.9530474]

>>9521174
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0c7UFLD7Ka8

[Anonymous No.9530489]

>>9523021
>sugar, water

Why do people consume this trash

[Anonymous No.9530630]

>>9521245
That is quite literally half of the McRib marketing strategy, holy shit are you stupid.

[Anonymous No.9530647]

>>9524052
this thread is fun but i have to say stop being so far up your ass - no one else is as orange/plastic as Trump and his wife in the White House.

[Anonymous No.9530656]

>>9530489
Because we'se done got tuh lik'in HFCS, and suggah water is darn near healthy in dese parts compared tuh 'dat.

[Anonymous No.9530658]

MAKE YOUR OWN SAUCES.

It's like growing up, but when you're 14.

[Anonymous No.9530671]

When you're Dan Harmon, or Justin Roiland, you can live like a child that doesn't cook their own food into their fucking 40s. Otherwise you make your own food, and you make it better than fucking McDonalds can. It's retardedly easy to make fancy sauces in your own house.

If you live in a constant state of arrested development, you understand Rick and Morty. Otherwise, you're an adult.

[Anonymous No.9530716]

>>9522904

manlet

[Anonymous No.9530722]

>>9530671
I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love
science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for
us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the
show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live
in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be
really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm
so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if
Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the
common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the
greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The
Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats,
and fucking loving science.

I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse
Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't
talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask
out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat +
brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust
and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've
already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite
character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of
Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know
EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like
Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't
be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look
at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face,
Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure
to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!

Yours baconly, Atheist92

[Anonymous No.9530742]

>>9530722

Rick and Morty is just a group of depressed creatives who think they understand people.

They don't. They're miserable and arrested in their growth. That's why they promote alcoholism and misery. They're stupid people who think they're smart.

That's all that show is.. Left Handers who don't know much.

[Anonymous No.9530885]

>>9527344
that's pretty hilarious good catch

send each location 50 sauces and a nice sign explaining you ran out of sauces

[Anonymous No.9531139]

>>9530450
Probably didn't care about the sauce, just wanted to tell his friends that he had it