/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9520920]

I work at mcdonalds. I fucking hate reddit and memey and its shitty fanbase. We didnt serve Szechwan sauce.

>so many dissapointed hipsters
>feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.9520925]

>>9520920
You're doing god's work, anon.

[Anonymous No.9520932]

spit in a few burgers for me

[Anonymous No.9520934]

>I work at McDonald's
Unless you're 16, you should never work in fast food. Either become a neet or kill yourself. It's much less humiliating.

[Anonymous No.9520936]

>I work at McDonald's
>feels good

[Anonymous No.9520938]

>>9520932
This. Those fucking hipsters need to be punished for being sheep.

[Anonymous No.9520941]

>>9520920
>working at McDonald's
Just kill yourself

[Anonymous No.9520943]

>I work at McDonald's
I make more than you in a single weekend just shitposting at work

[Anonymous No.9520946]

>>9520920
I f***cking love Reddit & Rick and Morty

[Anonymous No.9520948]

>>9520934
>>9520936
>>9520943
>>9520941


Im a poorfag collage student trying to pay off dtudent debt its the only place nearly I can go with out a car

[Anonymous No.9520950]

>>9520943
Likely not. Minimum wage is like $10 an hour for all jobs. Doesn't matter if it's at Mcdonalds or a gay bar.

[Anonymous No.9520952]

>>9520950
>minimum wage is like $10
Not at McDonald's lel

[Anonymous No.9520955]

>>9520950
not in america it isnt

[Anonymous No.9520956]

>>9520952
I live in deep south GA. Min wage is 7.25 I make 8$ managers get 14$

[Anonymous No.9520966]

>>9520956
What the fuck, I thought a manager would make more?
>tfw I make several bucks more an hour than a restaurant manager

[Anonymous No.9520982]

>>9520966
It could be just the one I work at but I dont really know. I could honestly do manager but they just end up using you. I dont have the time to be a wage slave for 6 more dollars.

I guess mcdonalds ama?

[Anonymous No.9520991]

>>9520920
>Blackberry phone
My nigga

[Anonymous No.9520993]

ok

[Anonymous No.9520994]

>>9520920
How many loud retards shouting Rick and Morty lines and memes in public?

[Anonymous No.9520997]

>>9520948
If you truly are paying off student debt good for you. But please go back to school to get education once your loans are in good standing

[Anonymous No.9521000]

>>9520948
>no car
M8, you're going to be trapped there forever.

[Anonymous No.9521003]

>>9520994
PICKLE RICK!!!

[Anonymous No.9521004]

I got some Mulan sauce lol I love funny burp man lol atheist pickle adult cartoon XD

Only smart cultured people like rick and morty

[Anonymous No.9521007]

>I work at mcdonalds.

[Anonymous No.9521009]

>>9520982
Sure, is everything there frozen (including the quarter pounders)?
Also how do you tell if you've got a customer at the drive thru, is it just a camera or do they have a sensor next to the speaker?

[Anonymous No.9521010]

>I work at

[Anonymous No.9521013]

>I work

[Anonymous No.9521015]

>I

[Anonymous No.9521016]

>

[Anonymous No.9521022]

>>9520991
Superior phone. Im not sure if I want to keep my passport or upgrade to keynote

>>9520994
Not too much but this one guy I know before he got fired for vaping into the coffee cup would yell pickle rick

>>9520997
Yeah I plan on quiting soon I hate it. Paying on studying towards businesses computure science is a meme

>>9521009
basically yeah its all frozen

Well theres like a sensor or something so like when you have the headset on you hear like a buzzing when there is a car there.
But its broken so every 2mins the person where the headswet goes >hello welcome to micky ds

[Anonymous No.9521025]

>>9521016
I really like this meme!!! Can you please provide the link to the Facebook meme page you got it from?

[Anonymous No.9521034]

>>9521009
Good q m8

[Anonymous No.9521038]

>>9521015
>>9521016
haha i lol'd out loud at these hilarious memes from my favorite adult cartoon!!!!
here have my favorite meme in return :P

[Anonymous No.9521044]

>>9521010
>>9521013
>>9521015
>>9521016
>>9521025
>>9521007
>>9521004
>>9521003
>>9521038

Fuck off hipster shit. You people are ruining /tv/

>>9521000
Well I have some money saved but insurance is the biggest problem. I have a bike that I currently use and im planing on adding a battery and moto.

[Anonymous No.9521045]

>>9520920
No matter how disappointed they may be, at the end of they day, it's you who works at McDonalds.

[Anonymous No.9521058]

>>9521022
Ah okay, I figured it had to be a sensor since I had it happen a few times where I was right by the mic and no one picked up for like 2 minutes straight.

Do they comp you food for lunch breaks or at least discount it?
What the fuck is big mac sauce made out of and do they just ship that to you?

[Anonymous No.9521060]

>>9521045
Look I found the mad reddit and memey fan who didnt get his sezwany sauze

[Anonymous No.9521065]

>>9520920
I've never work a low-end job in my life yet. When I say low-end, I mean brutal jobs where you're underpaid and abused. I've only done an unpaid internship at a company my Dad was high up in the corporate ladder.

What's it like to work in such jobs?
What do you think of me? Lazy? Spoiled?

[Anonymous No.9521082]

>>9520950
Thats not all true, depending on where you live Mc.Donalds will always try to jew you into doing Minimum wage starting out. Even if you live in a state thats $10-13 an hour, it doesnt mean shit if your cost of living is high.

[Anonymous No.9521084]

>>9521060
Sorry, poor sap, you didn't find anything. I couldn't care less for that sauce, and I never go to mcdonalds, because I hate fast food.

You're just a sad pleb who has a career at mcdonalds. I honestly feel sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.9521098]

>>9520920
What's the soft serve made from? It makes me very suspicious that they don't say "ice cream".

[Anonymous No.9521101]

>>9520920

The only thing sadder than being a hipster meme-fag:

Working at McDonalds. Get a life, nerd.

[Anonymous No.9521124]

>>9521058
Their head set was probably broken

We do have a camera but its oddly placed its like pointed to the front of the mcds so like if we dont see a car go by we dont know if its there or not. But it doesnt matter because everything is old and broken.

We are suppose to get 30min lunch breaks every 5 hours but usually we are understaffed so no breaks so I end up just taking "mistakes" and eating it when the customers is not looking. (dont care too much since I make more money).

I honestly dont know I dont think the cooks know either. I recon mix of like ranch and cheese? Yeah they ship it to us all in these squize bottles

>>9521065
Uh its kind of depressing. You got these barely speaking hispanics working their because they are *allegedly illegal and dont have the education to go work somewhere else. There is this one mom and all her kids working there
There is a lot of lazyness and carelessness due to people not giving a shit and no training. We are also understaffed because people quit all the time and like never show up to work. They really do use you I am underpaided over worked. Im basically doing 3 persons jobs for 1 persons pay. But I cant quit because
>>9520948

I dont know what to say. I would say its a great experience as in its an eye openier what your life could end up if you fuck up real bad but at the same time

It should make me want to study harder and do better for myself but im a depressed lazy cunt so I dunno.

I would say your no lazy or spoiled but better off then all of us.

>>9521082
Yup they tried jewing me for min wage when this cunt who doesnt show up gets 8$

>>9521084
>>9521101

See
>>9520948

>>9521098
Its like really cheap frozen yogart. On the package of the "ice cream" mix it says soft serve cream

[Anonymous No.9521139]

Any crimes committed for the sauce yet today? I'm waiting to hear about a robbery or shooting or something.

[Anonymous No.9521147]

>>9521139
Black people don't care about meme sauce.

[Anonymous No.9521179]

>>9521139
>>9521147
No the only notable thing that happened today was this black lady started yell at me because she wanted everything fresh but got pissed when we said it was going to take a few minutes. This white guy my hero stood up for me and told her she cant just yell at someone like that. Then she got all huffy and left without her food.

I tried the chicken tenders for the first time today

[Anonymous No.9521183]

>>9520920
Why are you so bitter?

[Anonymous No.9521194]

>>9521179
How are the new tendies anyways?
Are they as good as those old Chicken Selects?

[Anonymous No.9521205]

>>9521194
I never tried the chicken selects so I can really tell you.
They are basically the same meat as the ones on the crispy buttermilk bisket

[Anonymous No.9521293]

>>9520920

Ok wage cuck

[Anonymous No.9521296]

>>9520920
*burp* since life is pointless why not give them arsenic instead of their meme sauce *burp*

[Anonymous No.9521300]

>>9520920
>I work at mcdonalds.
You don't have any right to shit on Rick And Morty fans.

[Anonymous No.9521315]

>>9521296
Lelelelelelel xd im edgy reddit and memey fan too lelelel top kek. Wub lub a dub dub

[Anonymous No.9521339]

>>9520952
Where I live it's 11.50 I work at Dunkin and make more than most people.

[Anonymous No.9521342]

>>9521300
t. bootypained rick and morty fan

[Anonymous No.9521346]

desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

[Anonymous No.9521349]

>>9521065
Poor dude

[Anonymous No.9521400]

>>9521349
dont worry /b/ made him a happy b day letter :)

[Anonymous No.9521407]

>>9521346
Who /desu/ here

[Anonymous No.9521568]

>works at McDonalds
>hates Rick and Morty

It writes itself

[Anonymous No.9521581]

> is an avid cuck
> likes rock and morty

It writes itself

[Anonymous No.9521589]

> cuck cuck cuck cuck
> cuck cuck cuck cuck

cuck cuck cuck

[Anonymous No.9521592]

>>9521098
soft serve isnt legally ice cream tho f a m

[Anonymous No.9521594]

> meme meme meme meme
> meme meme meme meme

meme meme meme

[Anonymous No.9521596]

>>9521568
>>9521581
>>9521589
>>9521594
>reddit spacing

kys

[Anonymous No.9521614]

Any news about getting any and/or more sauce?

I need that Mulan sauce.

[Anonymous No.9521620]

>>9521614

its sweet and sour in a new container. its shit.

[Anonymous No.9521656]

>>9521620
Rick would never lie to me like that.

[Anonymous No.9521659]

>>9521620
it's sweet and sour with soy sauce and red pepper

[Anonymous No.9521689]

>>9520948

>Pays for education with loans
>Can't even fucking spell COLLEGE

[Anonymous No.9521703]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

[Anonymous No.9521715]

>>9521703

i am okay with this pasta

[Anonymous No.9521727]

>Order a burger
>Ask for extra pickle ricks
>Wink at the teenage girl cashier
>She wants me
>Ask for some of that sweet sweet secchy juan sauce, from that masterpiece Rick and Morty
>Get it and dump it on my burger
>See all the jealous neckbards glaring at my PickleRick-burger with extra secchy

[Anonymous No.9521729]

>>9520920
Do you work at burger king?

[Anonymous No.9521747]

>>9521147
I'm black but only tried buying some to flip on eBay to fund flipping Jordan's

[Anonymous No.9523131]

>>9520920
tell your fucking buddies working at the 1st window to NOT make me drive straight to the 2nd if i placed a mobile order. you assholes don't start my order and make me wait. that shit is infuriating.

[Anonymous No.9523141]

>>9520920
what is your favorite backroom sammich?

[Anonymous No.9523403]

>tfw cute grill takes my order
>tfw I can't be with her because she works at McDonald's

[Anonymous No.9523412]

>>9523403
You can get any woman you desire anon. The world is your oyster.

[Anonymous No.9523420]

>>9523412
even one with a penis?

[Anonymous No.9523426]

>>9523412
Yea but my dad always told us to not hang around or be with broke/poor people. I wouldn't have a future with her at all. I doubt these girls are into the whole fwb shit, they'd want me to take care of them.
Not implying I'm rich but I make enough to mortgage my house comfortably alone.
I feel conflicted.
Thank God I'm light skinned. I get the special treatment at stores n shit.

[Anonymous No.9524215]

>>9520966
Most places have several managers not one big one, the owner of that specific mcdonalds make the big money no one else makes that much.

[Anonymous No.9524237]

>>9523420
Literally gay.

[Anonymous No.9524267]

>>9524237
>wanting to suck the white gooey thick load from a woman's soft tasty tender meat stick is gay

You retarded or something pal?

[Anonymous No.9524272]

Can someone explain to the old man what in the he'll is going on in this thread

[Anonymous No.9524285]

>>9521139
apes dont care about reddit & memey sauce

[Anonymous No.9524295]

>>9524267

[Anonymous No.9525033]

>>9521101
Working at McDonald's is fine.
I always assumed most people there were young and at school or in training.
However, trying to forge a career at McDonald's is pretty pathetic.

[Anonymous No.9525136]

>>9525033
>>9521300
Can yall not read. I working part time to help pay for the bills while im in school.

>>9521183
I hate everything mainstream and maybe I hate people

>>9521620
This. I had time some ss and bbq suze and tasted pretty good.

>>9523131
Fuck you your suppose to go inside and not hold up the line.

[Anonymous No.9525202]

>all those people who had to deal with droves of fuckheads screaming "PICKLE RICKKKKKKKKKK WHERES THE SAUCE HAHAHAHAHA"

that shit is not worth ~8 dollars an hour

[Anonymous No.9525301]

>>9521060
U mad, bro?

[Anonymous No.9525304]

>>9521124
You would be able to get a better job if you understood syntax and could spell. Keep flipping those patties, bitch.

[Anonymous No.9525316]

I hate mcdonalds but regret not going there and getting it so I could sell it on ebay later at enormous prices.

[Anonymous No.9525358]

>>9520934
>2017
>People so extremely redpill on this meme

[Anonymous No.9525364]

>>9520997
>Pay off school debt
>Go put yourself in more debt.
Yeah and buy all the houses, get all the mortgages. That worked didnt it.

[Anonymous No.9525371]

>>9523426
Please be bait

[Anonymous No.9525382]

>>9525371
Not bait at all.
Help that anon, anon.

[Anonymous No.9525449]

>>9525382
Please be really persistent bait

[Anonymous No.9525455]

>>9521689

>caring about grammar on a mongolian cave painting website

[Anonymous No.9525510]

>>9525449
I'm not the same person. You should help that anon out either way. He may come back, maybe.

[Anonymous No.9525521]

>>9520948
>college
when will this meme stop, if being 70k in debt
isn't bad enough you chose the wrong profession you are fucked for life anon

[Anonymous No.9525530]

>>9520920
i used to work in a mcdonalds.

my location was in a mall food court so atleast i never had to clean up after my lazy worthless customers or deal with drive thru retards with complicated orders.

[Anonymous No.9525543]

>>9520920
>tfw I can just make bulgogi whenever
I wish Wendy's would bring back their sweet and sour

[Anonymous No.9525592]

>>9525521
Trade school are better
>Paramedic takes 2 years and $2000 total
>pretty much promised a job
>the world will always need emergency medics

[Anonymous No.9525759]

>>9525592
>Trade school are better
Agreed anon. Unless your goal in life is to become a doctor/scientist/lawyer and such a trade school is a quicker, cheaper path to a well paying career. Wish I'd chosen that route instead of college. At least I managed to find a job (not in what I studied for) that pays well and allowed me to almost pay off my student loans (only 2 more months then I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!)

[Anonymous No.9525780]

>>9525521
in canada it only cost me about 14000 canadian for 6 semesters (3 year diploma).

[Anonymous No.9525801]

>>9525592
Other trades that are great to get into are electrical work and plumbing. Not glorious, but literally everyone needs them and that's not changing anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.9525907]

>>9525592
riding around in an ambulance all day is a fucking shit job
>pay is shit in most places
>long shifts
>constantly berated for not showing up instantly by callers
>some people call 911 when they have a paper cut but claim they're having a severe allergic attack to the operator to try and get us out here quicker
>have been assaulted before b/c someone thought we had opioids in the ambulance they could sell
>never get treated with respect, despite being the person who can save your life (or let you die)
fuck this job. fuck people in general

[Anonymous No.9526000]

>>9521124
someone threw literal shit at us after we ran out of sauce
fuck this job

[Anonymous No.9526057]

>>9521044
You realize where you are right now isn't /tv/, right?

[Anonymous No.9526086]

>>9525907
This.

It's not better in any other position either. My family is chock full of doctors, nurses, technicians. Just about every rank of medical professional out there. Every last one of them is a miserable, unhappy, overworked cunt with a shit attitude toward life and people. And I don't blame them.

You could give me all of the skills, a million dollar signing bonus and the MD title to go be a Doctor tomorrow and I wouldn't take it. Fuck. Medicine.

[Anonymous No.9526120]

>>9526086
I'm a nurse. It's kinda shitty but I appreciate the freedom it gives me in the rest of my life. I make pretty good money and I have flexible hours. I prefer this to being a $20k/yr fag who is "passionate" about my job. I like my job because I like what it provides me with. Work's not meant to be fun.

[Anonymous No.9526148]

>>9521065
that did make me sad

[Anonymous No.9526160]

>>9521065
Lucky in the short term.

Dudes like you usually get sidelined into low level supervision on the corporate ladder since there is usually no drive or fight in you. Not all of them, but the daddy's boys are super weak in the boardroom.

t. Corporate management drone

[Anonymous No.9526161]

>>9521065
Just look into his eyes.

[Anonymous No.9526194]

>>9521010
is that loss

of course it is

[Anonymous No.9526206]

>>9520920
if I worked at a shop that made me wear a hat that has the logo "I'm loving it" i'd hang myself to realise how pathetic I am.
But not as pathetic as those R&M fan base

[Anonymous No.9526227]

>>9521065
>that pic
I was getting very sad reading that, then I realised he was black and stopped caring, then I realised he was black *too* and felt really really sad about him

[Anonymous No.9526369]

>>9520952
bro i used to work maccas in aus and got like 23 aud an hour

[Anonymous No.9526448]

>>9526120
Im a big four manager, 26 yr old making 100k + VC. I would hate my job but then I remember it all usury and I provide no tangible good to the world. Feels fucking good being a well paid leech to society while all the blue collar cucks keep talking about trade school.

[Anonymous No.9526463]

>>9525543
Ay other korean fag

>>9526206
Eh im depressed as fuck so that must count right?

[Anonymous No.9526472]

>I work at Mc Donald's

I make more than you do a day by just sitting at a cubicle shitposting on /ck/.

[Anonymous No.9526473]

>>9520948
>No car
>paying off student loan with McJob
Yikes, what useless field did you get jewed into wasting time and money for?

[Anonymous No.9526495]

>>9526472
>my life is so pathetic that I need to bring up how much I make doing nothing like a degenerate to feel good about myself, but not even that cuts it
When you're that faggot no one invites unless your footing the bill.

[Anonymous No.9526501]

>>9526495
>Flips burgers for a living
>Calls others "pathetic"

[Anonymous No.9526503]

>>9526473
Marketing and analytics. Computure science and coding is a meme. Why do you think they want to get kids interesting in coding? Its so they can pay the coding monkey less

[Anonymous No.9526507]

>>9526495
>Flips burgers for the bare minimum...per hour
>Tries to make those with a salary feel bad

What?

[Anonymous No.9526509]

>>9520920
How can they be hipsters when Rick and Morty is mainstream as fuck? Has the word hipster lost all meaning?

[Anonymous No.9526512]

>>9520943
Lol he works in the weekend

[Anonymous No.9526513]

>>9526495
Lmao, keep dat projection going. I hope that shitty major was worth it for you. Instead of slaving over a grill, you could be slaving over in IB instead. At least then it be justifiable and you can be with the other kikes making shekels over fist.

[Anonymous No.9526514]

>>9526512
Lol you flip burgers

[Anonymous No.9526519]

>>9526495
>Whan you're that " " " " "

Fuck off and back to social media with that shit.

[Anonymous No.9526520]

>>9526501
Except I don't. I just spotted an unloved fag struggling to feel good about himself and called you out on it. And yes, any faggot who needs to bring up money to demonstrate their "superiority" is pathetic. What, are you making some gay ass rap video? No one gives a shit, senpai. That's why everyone acts nice to get stuff but then talks shit behind your back. Know genuinely rich people who would chuckle at your sorry ass.

[Anonymous No.9526522]

>>9520920
Good for you, anon. I love McDonald's and people like you make it all for me. Nothing wrong at all with working at McDonald's.

[Anonymous No.9526528]

>>9526514
Lol try again, dipshit

[Anonymous No.9526537]

>>9526519
>>9526513
>>9526507
>t. moneyfags with no friends or actual life
Sounds like a nerve was hit. Who said I flip burgers, fags? I didn't, you did.

[Anonymous No.9526538]

>>9526520
So basically you make less than I do? Thanks for making that obvious. Whether you flip burgers for a living or not, you acknowledged the possibility that I make more than you do. With that said you can say what ever you want about me, I make too much to care what you have to say about me. You must be one of the millennials that never made it. Stay broke and bitter.

[Anonymous No.9526549]

>>9526520
Dude you work at a brick and mortar store, doing a soul less retail job everyday. Meanwhile my office is on the 23rd floor on top of a high rise smack dab in the financial district of my city. I get coffee every morning ( on my companies dime ), catered lunches and a nice $50 per diem dinner if im traveling for my company or I had to work later than usual. Also get to stay at 4*+ hotels when I travel, which is pretty frequent. I'm not tied down with a GF and I fucking love it. So much freedom.

[Anonymous No.9526550]

>>9526537
>Uses 4chan
>Tries to make fun of others with no friends

The only difference is rich people can pay for the shit you will never have even if you had to work harder at life. Perhaps you should not ask for a promotion at Mc Donald's there buddy. You're still gonna be broke and bitter.

[Anonymous No.9526557]

>>9526538
>So basically you make less than I do?
Cry harder, fag.
>you acknowledged the possibility that I make more than you do
Sure didn't, you poor illiterate bastard.
>With that said you can say what ever you want about me
I know. I'm doing it now like all the rest of the people you know who pretend to like you.
>I make too much to care what you have to say about me
He says as he keeps bringing up how much he makes and how little he cares. Very convincing.
>You must be one of the millennials that never made it. Stay broke and bitter.
Sounds an awful lot like you care enough to assume everyone else makes less than you, which is somehow an argument. Rich people with good lives don't do this, btw senpai. Get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.9526564]

>>9526549
He seriously fucking thinks all of us HAVE to have friends because of what we do for a living. People like him who fold t-shirts at JC Penny or flipping burgers at Mc D's just try too fucking hard these days. Little do they know that kiosk's are replacing them soon if they don't step up their fucking game soon enough.

[Anonymous No.9526565]

So many cunts with money who are miserable trying to talk down to people who might make the same or more to feel better about themselves. If you enjoy your life so much, why are you trying to use it like an argument? That's sad as fuck, bro.

[Anonymous No.9526570]

>>9526557
I bet you didn't make a dime posting this. Meanwhile i'm over here getting paid at the moment. Go to bed already, doesn't Mc Donald's serve breakfast at 5AM? Won't you be late for your shift?

[Anonymous No.9526579]

>>9526570
I wouldn't know. I don't eat there nor work there, pathetic LARP.

[Anonymous No.9526587]

>>9526565
>"I make the same as you by serving Mc Cafe coffee"
>"Flipping burgers is the same as working at a law firm"

[Anonymous No.9526591]

>>9521065
I would've gone to his bday party :(

[Anonymous No.9526594]

>>9526579
Then why do you continue defending a Mc D's employee? Explain that shit.

[Anonymous No.9526604]

>>9526564
Ayy my fellow white collar leech. You enjoying those fringe benefits and high 401k matching? Seriously I think it just jealousy. It feels good getting messages by linkedin recruiters, like everyday. Something these people will never feel. I can easily go to private but I don't feel like dealing with old people who would just get bitter because i'm younger, better paid, and better educated. All because I didn't let a gf or friends tie me down.

[Anonymous No.9526610]

You stupid idiots who are defending a Mc Dondald's employee and it's food are making it obvious that you are poor causing the rich to pick on you easily. Just shut the fuck up and they'll go away.

[Anonymous No.9526624]

I used to work at several different mcdonalds, and i have to say I have a lot of respect for the people who work there. They're overworked and underpaid as fuck.

[Anonymous No.9526627]

>>9526565
Lmao dude im shitting on you for your life choice.

Thing is poor people and rich people are two sides of the same coin. Both are dedicated and have a shitload of will power, only difference is the rich people are more profitable with their time, than the poor.

Fucking hell, I came from section 8 housing. I just knew not to major in a shitty degree. Looks like you didn't

[Anonymous No.9526631]

>>9526594
This was about food, then some LARPing nigger made it about money. Let's pretend for a second that this guy (who is probably you) is legit and makes money. Ok. Let's pretend this guy's life is so great like how pretends it is. Ok. Now let's pretend that this fake raging success is so great that he spends his free time lurking the web to condescend to poor people.

That is prime example of a LARPing faggot who has a miserable life. If you're going to LARP, at least do it right. If you're actually a "raging success," stop trying to argue it and just enjoy the fuck out of it. This is 1000% loser behavior that actual successes avoid.

[Anonymous No.9526636]

>>9526624
>Having respect for wetback beaners who are working at Mc Donald's illegally

Gee I wonder WHY they must be overworked.

[Anonymous No.9526651]

>>9526631
Oh so you're broke AND racist? No wonder you're a fucking broke ass. You refuse to co-exist with human beings of colored skin. Just fucking stop, that explains everything and why you will NEVER move up in life. Anything you say from here on out is automatically out the fucking window. Stop and go to anther board where poor people like you can understand each other. This is a FOOD board.....not a I WORK AT MC D'S AND HATE IT PLEASE DEFEND ME board. Racist prick.

[Anonymous No.9526655]

>>9526631
I spend my time here because I can multitask. Usually when i'm at the gym. Because it a great stress reliever. Better than learning/working with complex transactions, company infrastructures and 404 controls.

I also use pomodoro timer for my work, because it more efficient and gives me a nice break to get started again.

[Anonymous No.9526663]

>>9526651

[Anonymous No.9526664]

>>9520934
I make 15 dollars an hour, work 40 hrs a week and my mortgage is only $600 a month and im in no debt. My credit score is 800 and I have a good life. I work at a pizza joint as GM. A job is a job, faggot.

[Anonymous No.9526681]

>>9526664
Look at this nigga trying to make his $31k job look good. Laugh at him lmfao.

[Anonymous No.9526694]

>>9526681
>thinking everyone who isn't a moneyfag LARP is the same person
Yeah, good for him. He's keeping chill. Probably does more for society at shitty McDonald's than you ever will in your life.

[Anonymous No.9526703]

>>9526694
Lol I already consider myself a leech on society, I just end up getting paid way more than people who do back breaking physicial work. :) fucking love it. All i do is make workpapers, but hey society keeps giving me way more money than I need so I just roll with it.

[Anonymous No.9526707]

I thought millennials co-existed well? Why are you rich and poor people fighting? You're all the same age range and are stupid one way or another. So why waste your time?

[Anonymous No.9526712]

>>9526655
>oh look, I blah blah blah, muh life justified, blah blah blah, photo of me n' hubby, blah blah blah

You're no doubt a gril, but please attempt to calm your hormonal splerges before you post.

[Anonymous No.9526716]

I try to imagine a 4chan that isn't full of LARP cunts and triggerfags, but I don't think it will ever happen. CK was supposed to be chill, but there seems to be more faggots on here lately.

[Anonymous No.9526719]

>>9520920
>Used to work at McDonald's in High School
>hear about meme promotion
>imagining those poor bastard's day
>store packed with customers all on the same 30 minute lunch break
>can't park because the backed-up drive-thru is blocking the parking lot
>all ordering the same thing
>loudly spewing shitty memes in the lobby
>get pissy when they have to wait twenty minutes for nuggets to drop
>complain about time when they finally get their meme order
>will inevitable be under stocked, and run out by noon.
>They would all like to speak to the manager
some places will just ruin everyone's fucking day to cash in.

[Anonymous No.9526720]

What the fuck is a LARP?

[Anonymous No.9526725]

>>9526720
Get the fuck out you fucking pleb

[Anonymous No.9526732]

>>9526725
Just post what the fuck it is. No one is even discussing food in here anymore anyway.

[Anonymous No.9526736]

>>9526732
>is using the internet
>can't figure out what it is
Why are you here?

[Anonymous No.9526741]

>>9526719
Nope you dumb wage slave blue collar cuck. Blame the government and the jews. This is all because of the bottom line and mcdonald being a f500 company.

They need to satisfy the shareholders, and their domestic market hasn't been doing so hot right now. Great way to boost up sales especially during Q4. Watch out when that 10-K get release they'll probably say some shit in the annual report like "we've currently implemented better products in winter and have seen a substantial rise in sales, we predict these trends to continue in the upcoming fiscal quarters"
So they can get a nice influx of cash from gullible investors.

[Anonymous No.9526745]

>>9526720
>Newfag normie LARPer

Jesus Christ, you people are getting too meta.

[Anonymous No.9526752]

>>9526636
actually when i worked there in 2007-2009 it was mostly high school kids trying to save up money for college/cars/shit like that

[Anonymous No.9526761]

>>9526745
I think they just use Larp as a defense mechanism. Believe it or not successful people have wierd hobbies. I have a friend who works in strategic consulting (highly stressful) and plays wow and raids in a mythic guild. Dude just loved getting high on achievements and putting in hard work for things.

[Anonymous No.9526780]

>>9526761
LARPing is not weird, it's sad. It's fraud with no real stakes except maybe fragile ego.

[Anonymous No.9526787]

>>9526736
>>9526745

>LARP
lärp/Submit
noun
a type of interactive role-playing game in which the participants portray characters through physical action, often in costume and with props.

So uh, we're supposed to be in a game? What part of me being rich is a game? It's reality. I have more money than you do. You work and eat at Mc Donald's, I don't.

[Anonymous No.9526799]

>>9526787
normie leave

[Anonymous No.9526809]

>>9526787
>being this retarded
>this much of a newfag
>this much of an actual fag
Surely your tired of this act by now. Only part anyone believes is the part where you get paid for sitting around, doing nothing like a worthless loser on welfare. Not as a job, mind you. I mean you are on literal welfare, LARPing on your fat, miserable ass.

[Anonymous No.9526817]

>>9526799
What ever.

Now you're just derailing to avoid being hurt by the shit you are reading from us rich people. Enjoy your internet life AND you're minimum wage job at Mc Donald's you loser.

[Anonymous No.9526819]

>>9526736
These

[Anonymous No.9526826]

>>9526809
Read >>9526817

Stay bitter. Or as you're generation likes to say "salty".

[Anonymous No.9526830]

>>9526817
>thinking everyone on 4chan is one person
cry harder

[Anonymous No.9526845]

>>9526826
>comes to 4chan to pretend to be rich
>because I'm fake rich I talk shit to people
>this makes my life somehow better
>I'm not the bitter one

[Anonymous No.9526875]

>>9521400
Did they write him a real one or was it filled with racist jokes

[Anonymous No.9526885]

>>9526503
>meme
I got my degree in fucking CIS not even CS in May and I have a job that pays 80k

[Anonymous No.9526916]

>>9526741
>dumb wage slave blue collar cuck
I'm at a good college, debt free, comfy savings because former McJob, riding scholarship money, and have a new job I enjoy that pays well. I don't need to blame the Jews for anything because I'm not a self-loathing conspirator wasting my sad life believing my own shortcomings are not my own fault.

[Anonymous No.9526991]

>>9523403
I'm a NEET confined to living back home with my parents so I have limited interactions with people, especially with girls in my age range. I'm also rather confined to how far and when I can drive, but generally I'm able to drive alone to restaurants in town and either dine-in or order take-out for myself and/or other family members. For the most part, it's a common occurrence to see girls my age range working in these restaurants. The town is recognized as a great place for families, yet it's kinda not a great place for singles. Even my church of all places lacks that specific demographic with lots of children and lots of parents, but nothing in-between. I don't want my food getting messed with so I'll refuse to go for it, but I still hope for some job offer so I can move on and finally quench that desire...

[Anonymous No.9527082]

>>9520920
>the sauce wasnt even that good. like some weird sweet teriyaki. 2/10 shouldve sold it

[Anonymous No.9527095]

does it actually taste like the Chick-fil-A polynesian sauce?

[Anonymous No.9527105]

I went to a McDonald's and ordered a flurry and their ice cream machine wasn't broken I feel like I won the lottery

[Anonymous No.9527160]

>>9527095
no it tastes like teriyaki mixed with honey and red pepper flakes

[Anonymous No.9527161]

>>9527095
I tried the Signature for the first time yesterday and that tasted very similar to Zaxby's sauce. Surely someone on this board has tried the meme sauce and could recommend a similar product.

[Anonymous No.9527231]

>>9525907
I went back to school and became a medical technologist at a small hospital. It's pretty comfy to be honest and I'll pull in $70k before taxes this year. It's the middle of the night, I'm the only one in my lab, and I'm just reading meme sauce threads. Job growth outlook is very good too.

[Anonymous No.9527255]

>>9527105
woah

[Anonymous No.9527286]

>>9527231
so its true
everyone is just faking their way through life

[Anonymous No.9527413]

>>9525521
>not having FREE universities
haha fucking burgers even in the third world you can study for free

[Anonymous No.9527469]

>>9523403

I remember seeing this real good looking girl start at McDs but then gradually get fast as I guess she just ate their continually. Was a shame.

[Anonymous No.9527479]

>>9527469
You know that feel when the grill changes her tone when it's your turn to order? That feel when she gives you a discount.
I almost fell in love right then and there. In only a minute she gave me butterflies.
It's a shame I didn't have any game at the time.

[Anonymous No.9527487]

>tfw SETI and fags from high school used to make fun of me for working at Burger King
Feels good when I hear about their shit tier 60k/yr gigs

[Anonymous No.9527534]

>manager at McDonalds (can post proof if anyone cares)
>even worse, WALMART McDonalds
>only been there a year before being promoted because of my excellent customer service skills and lack of laziness
>make 13.25/hr, $1.65 above minimum wage
>have basically nothing except niggers, families with screaming kids, and cheap chinks as our customer base
>worse yet: Canadian. Thank god we didnt have memey and memey sauce
There is no saving me. At least when Minimum wage goes up to $14/hr, I'm gunna be making 17.50.
I plan to become salaried by the end of next year, store manager in 3 years, and working in head office by the time I'm 35 (11 years from now), making some sweet, sweet money and perks. If I didnt fuck my life up so much I wouldnt even be in McDonalds. Anyway, AMA.

[Anonymous No.9528866]

>>9527534
>Walmart Mcdonalds

This isn't real

don't tell lies on the internet

[Anonymous No.9529002]

>>9520925
this

[Anonymous No.9529333]

>>9528866
You haven't seen a Walmart McDonald's?

Most large Walmarts have a tiny McDonalds in them

[Anonymous No.9529345]

>>9526664
you make $15 an hour as a GM? what in tarnation

[Anonymous No.9529355]

>>9521044
>mixing up this shithole with /tv/, which is also a shithole.
iktf
fuck reddit and normie for making the two indistinguishably shitty, i used to like coming here

[Anonymous No.9529357]

>>9528866
walmarts often have a fast food restaurant integrated in them. Its a pretty common thing to happen

[Anonymous No.9529360]

you people talk like /ck/ isn't basically reddit

[Anonymous No.9529874]

>>9523426
>fwb
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.9530022]

>>9529874
Is there something wrong with friends with benefits?

[Anonymous No.9530031]

>>9530022
it disappoints me to even have to type shit out at you. yes you fucking retarded nigger there is many things wrong with it. kys.

[Anonymous No.9530033]

>>9530031
I'm not even that anon but is there really anything wrong with it? You need to elaborate.

[Anonymous No.9530054]

>>9530033
>as if degenerate activity needs elaboration
>as if you are not a nigger
jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.9530057]

>>9529355
Love that it's kosher...

[Anonymous No.9530138]

>>9521058
Big mac sauce is thickened 1000 island dressing and it comes in a tube you would use for a caulking gun

[Anonymous No.9530179]

>>9520956
>South GA.
Where?

[Anonymous No.9530186]

>>9521065
Poor guy

[Anonymous No.9530216]

>>9530138
not quite, its more like a" thousand island dressing mixed with tartare and mustard.
where as In and Out's spread is literally just thousand island

[Anonymous No.9530814]

>>9530179
Im not posting my location on 4chan

[Anonymous No.9531011]

>>9520920
>I work at McDonald's
Ha Ha Ha. I'm laughing, Anon.

[Anonymous No.9531033]

>>9530054
>dumb /pol/cuck mad her fwb left because he found someone cuter
lol, cute :3

[Anonymous No.9531036]

>>9520920
>fat hand
>works at mcdonalds
>making fun of others

[Anonymous No.9531048]

>>9531033
That's probably what happened lol

[Anonymous No.9531059]

>>9526741
>Nope you dumb wage slave blue collar cuck. Blame the government and the jews.
Didn't bother reading past that.

[Anonymous No.9531208]

>>9530814
I don't blame you.

>t. central GA fag

[Anonymous No.9531221]

>being an adult
>eating fast food
>pick one

[Anonymous No.9531254]

>>9531208
South GA here. Savannah

[Anonymous No.9531275]

>>9528866
We're real anon. We serve most of thr menu, we dont have Salads, Milkshakes, Angus burgers, or the new chicken sandwich.

[Anonymous No.9531279]

>>9526703
I sincerely hope we have another world war so faggots like you are openly beat again.

[Anonymous No.9531359]

>>9531279
t. jealous wagecuck.

[Anonymous No.9531364]

>>9520920
>R&M fans
>hipsters

[Anonymous No.9531384]

>>9531364
Babbys first braincell.

[Anonymous No.9531435]

>>9531254
Shame about the SCAD students and the ghettos, but I've had good trips there. That city was listed for Saturday's promotion, but there was no chance here in the Macongo area...

[Anonymous No.9533027]

>>9520920
this promo was honestly the greatest thing i've experienced as a cashier
>manager got us all in, took the sauce
>we each got 1 packet so we could taste it ourselves
>put other 10 on ebay, manager took 20%, the rest of us are getting ~9% each
>told customers corporate fucked up and never sent it
>some autistic fits but mostly sadness
>retards still stayed around, most successful day all year
>already made $180 off of 4 packets being sold on ebay
god it feels good being a wagie

[Anonymous No.9533233]

>>9521065
It is just the way you were raised, so I don't consider it your fault. It really isn't anyone's fault. Just work hard and get the job you want. I'm a nurse and I worked my ass off to get an underpaid and abusive job haha. I absolutely love it though. I need something to burn off my obscene amount of energy.

[Anonymous No.9533248]

>>9533027
Shitpost or not, I wonder how corporate will handle a situation such as this one. There's every indication right now to think that those franchises will get away with it.

[Anonymous No.9533300]

>>9533248
not him, but my mcd's actually doesnt get scheduled deliveries at least once a month. usually we're fine, but we have ran out of fries during lunch rush 6 times this year. it's never fun to put up paper over our menu saying no fries left, because we get tons of verbal abuse from customers
sadly, our current supplier has 2 years left on their exclusivity deal, and corporate said the contract is rock solid unless they leave us out of a product for over 3 days, and the cost to break it is too high for management to justify
so if they get a call from corporate, they could say it was just never delivered, and that'll probably be the end of it

[Anonymous No.9533305]

>>9520i love McDonald but I'm vegan but I'm not

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3IUTUKDB80o

[Anonymous No.9533626]

>>9520920
You took a screenshot of an image you took, what.

[Anonymous No.9533765]

>>9520946
imagine this being a meme among middleschoolers and getting this every single fucking day as a school teacher

[Anonymous No.9533885]

>>9533626
That way they cant track the bits or something. I dunno

[Anonymous No.9533927]

>>9533248
They'll "get away" with it because it's impossible to prove that the delivery didn't get fucked up somewhere.

[Anonymous No.9534079]

Redpill me on this sauce.

[Anonymous No.9534110]

>>9533626
it's a way of letting you know that the autism is real.

[Anonymous No.9534113]

>>9533765
You got an issue with your job anon?

[Anonymous No.9534226]

>>9520956
Start working on a dock

[Anonymous No.9534905]

>>9526651
yea this is a food board not a "lets bitch about racism and talk shit" thread. Why are you so butthurt about someone having a different opinion than you? True signs of a pussy who has to be a victim to get what he wants. Haha Does your wife get mad when you make microaggressions about her boyfriends kinky hair?

[Anonymous No.9534920]

>>9527413
Yea and pay taxes out the ass for it lol
I'd rather have money in my pocket and use it to pay for college than have less money so i can pay for samanthas useless-ass degree in gender studies. I bet you're from britain or sweden, huh?

[Anonymous No.9535135]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Szechuan Sauce. The taste is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical spices most of the flavors will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his taste buds - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Guy Fieri , for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these tastes, to realize that they're not just delicious- they say something deep about FLAVORTOWN. As a consequence people who dislike Szechuan sauce truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the flavors in Rick's existencial catchphrase "I feel like I'm taking a bit of the Mona Lisa right now," which itself is a cryptic reference to Gordon Ramsay's epic Roasting In Hell's Kitchen. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as McDonald's genius unfolds itself on their trays. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Szechuan sauce tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

[/ck/ing No.9535281]

>>9526741
>Nope you dumb wage slave blue collar cuck. Blame the government and the jews. This is all because of the bottom line and mcdonald being a f500 company.
>They need to satisfy the shareholders, and their domestic market hasn't been doing so hot right now. Great way to boost up sales especially during Q4. Watch out when that 10-K get release they'll probably say some shit in the annual report like "we've currently implemented better products in winter and have seen a substantial rise in sales, we predict these trends to continue in the upcoming fiscal quarters"
>So they can get a nice influx of cash from gullible investors.


Stopped reading at investors.

Back to
>>>/pol/

[/ck/ing No.9535288]

>>9527534
Are you scared that Walcucks are removing McD's and replacing them with Tim Hortons?

True story, I live in southern Ontario and I only know of one Walcucks with a Mc'Ds but they all use to have them

[Anonymous No.9535344]

>>9520920
>not making hundreds of dollars selling szechuan sauce dipped mcnuggets

[Anonymous No.9535354]

>trying to act superior to anyone
>while working at McDonalds

[Anonymous No.9535361]

>>9520920
Juan is that you its nick I go in at 3 pm tomorrow. BTW Michaels a fag

[Anonymous No.9535365]

>>9520948
Booooi I got the same job and same issue man

[Anonymous No.9535370]

>>9520920
Are you lovin it?

[Anonymous No.9535395]

>>9520920
It's okay OP 2017 will be over soon enough. In fact, it it'll ALL be over soon.

[Anonymous No.9535536]

bang some qt south east asians for me my dude

[Anonymous No.9536001]

>>9521400
>/b/
I can only imagine how that went

[Anonymous No.9536014]

>>9535395
>some of you guys are alright, don't go to 2018

[Anonymous No.9536036]

>>9526651
Spot the butthurt woman

[Anonymous No.9536132]

>>9523420
420 get btw

[Anonymous No.9536155]

>>9536001
eminames nad peices together sounds good enough

[Anonymous No.9536580]

>>9520948
there is literally nothing wrong with working a mcjob when you are in college anon. Do McDs have any programs to help pay part of your tuition?

[Anonymous No.9536588]

>>9521349
>>9526148
>>9526161
>>9530186
>>9526591
>these are the people you talk on /mu/ with.
When I turned 25 it was good friday so I could not eat any meat. I went out to some Korean BBQ place with my mom the next weekend. Any bday after 21 kind of sucks desu

[Anonymous No.9536605]

I have a totally legit 1gal bucket of it for sale.....Principals only need apply

[Anonymous No.9536619]

>>9526120
Yes, it's good to spend the majority of your waking hours miserable. I don't understand why more people don't prioritize making more money than they can spend.

[Anonymous No.9537067]

>>9526719
Mfw when our store I literary that every day because we are understaffed

[Anonymous No.9537074]

>>9526885
See but thats now. Everyone I know is taking all computure classes. Once I finish uni everyone is going to be going into that field

Im just thinking about the future

[Anonymous No.9537104]

>>9535361
Your fired Nick you were suppose to come in yesterday

>>9535536
Im chatting with this korean girl but. I dunno if shes into me or not. We dont really hand out but she was in a few of my classes back in high school and I see her on campus. Maybe im just misinterpretation firtling for a crush andi just get overally attached to girls that are nice to me.
Like I was in a convo
I was like
>I love this.
Then she when like
>i love you
>lol jk winky face

>>9536580
Not unless I want to go to burger collage

>>9537067
>>9537074
Sorry for samfagging didnt realize there were more posts

[Anonymous No.9537158]

>>9525455
> saying Mongolian
> meant Mongoloid
what ur number?

[Anonymous No.9537163]

>>9525759
congrats dude, the feeling will live on