/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9519676]

I received a rabbit as a gift.

How should I cook it? Hit me with your best rabbit recipes.

[Anonymous No.9519684]

>>9519676
Make some pasta like Vin Diesel did in that one movie where he is russian and smuggling that artificially inseminated nun into the US.

[chop No.9519695]

The obvious answer is rabbit stew. Don't expect the rabbit to actually contribute much, though.

[Anonymous No.9519697]

>>9519676
http://parkinsonslife.eu/ground-game-grannys-style-stewed-rabbit-with-plums/
This is kind of close to what we make in Belgium with rabbit

[Anonymous No.9519698]

You should burying it. There's nothing more sad and disgusting than being given someone that literally had to die to become a present.

[chop No.9519701]

>>9519698
Where does it say that it was a dead rabbit?

[Anonymous No.9519703]

>>9519676
>find rabbit pelt
>stitch pelt around rabbit corpse
>raise large metal rod into thunderstorm
>hook electrodes to rabbit corpse
>wait for lightning to strike
>resurrect the dead bunny
>flee in terror from undead zombie rabbit

Rabbits are friends, not food, you bastard.

[Anonymous No.9519704]

>>9519701

Oh christ that's even more sickening. You were given something to care for and your first instinct is to eat it? Wtf is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.9519705]

>>9519703
if it got killed for food you should be eating it. Nothing more disrespectful than letting the rabbit go to waste

[Anonymous No.9519706]

>>9519701
Oh, good point. Don't do this >>9519703 if it's not already dead.

[Anonymous No.9519707]

>>9519704
I would even eat a baby, lalalalalalalala LA.

[Anonymous No.9519717]

>>9519704
you fucking faggot, people breed and eat rabbits all over the world, and guess what, it's good food

[Anonymous No.9519718]

>>9519705

i don't fucking respect rabbits.

nothing ever goes to waste, waste is a human concept that doesn't actually exist. bacteria will always consume everything you kill. there's literally nothing wrong with shooting every fucking elephant in africa and letting them rot on the ground

[Anonymous No.9519719]

>>9519676
Rabbit stew

[Anonymous No.9519726]

>>9519718
edge, the post

[Anonymous No.9519728]

>>9519726

nothing edgy at all. you said 'you should respect the rabbit' (even though respect is earned. you said you could accomplish this respect by eating it (?????????). i told you we could respect elephants by letting bacteria eat them all. that's maximum respect.

you don't make any sense.

[chop No.9519733]

>>9519703
Reminded me of this for some reason. I think that's a hare, though.

[Anonymous No.9519736]

>>9519676
risotto

[Anonymous No.9519848]

Did the guy shoot it himself?
Better check the body for parasites.
Rabbits in the field are full of diseases.

[Anonymous No.9519852]

>>9519718
>i don't respect rabbits
What did other animals do to earn your respect?

[Anonymous No.9519859]

Slices of smoked pork, shitload of onions, butter, rabbit, water or stock, salt and lots of pepper...all in preassure cooker for at least one hour....

[Anonymous No.9521277]

>>9519704
tits or gtfo, Stacy

[Anonymous No.9521397]

Not op but where could i buy some rabbit meat

[Anonymous No.9521441]

>>9521397
I am in Canada and big grociery chains carry frozen rabbit.

Bought it once to make rabbit stew. Bones were a nightmare, flavour was good.

[Anonymous No.9522162]

>>9519695
This. I made rabbit stew last weekend and it mostly tasted like chicken soup.

[Anonymous No.9522841]

>>9521397
it hops around in the forest

[Anonymous No.9522948]

>>9521397
Rabbit isn't typically hard to find, check with your local butcher or look in the frozen meats section of big chain superstores. I live in Oregon and the Winco near me has them, though they're expensive as fuck, like 20 bucks for one.

[Anonymous No.9522990]

>>9519718
>LE R&M EDGE

go kill yourself, waste

[Anonymous No.9522993]

4 legs, sure weren't lucky for the rabbit.

[Anonymous No.9523000]

>>9519733
this is against God's will.

make fried rabbit