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>>9516174now amerifats, that is real cheese, not your disgusting pseudo shit that you call cheese
Theres already a webm thread up, moron
>>9516227O B S D
>>9516227he wasted an entire orb of cheese to make one plate of spaghetti
>>9516251that block of cheese is used for more than a hundred plates of pasta
>>9516273I don't think you are aware what you're replying to.That webm is from an episode of Iron Chef (TV show). The chef, Mario Batali, used that wheel for one dish served to 3 judges.Of course that is about out of context since it's from a TV competition show.
>>9516174pretty novel idea
>>9516174 >inb4 brainloaf >inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog >inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese >inb4 banana full of spiders >inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant >inb4 meat_sandwich.webm >inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it >inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese >inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head >inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon >inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil >inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container >inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion >inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies >inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole >inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets >inb4 frankenegg.webm >inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals >inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it >inb4 twisty pasta machine >inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos >inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac >inb4 somebody's entire jack folder >inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill >inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad >inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza >inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork >inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand >inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple >inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery >inb4 taco town >inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder >inb4 anime pancakes
>>9516314>pretty novel ideaNot really, it's an old school Italian thing. Nothing new about it. Might seem new to a modern person but it's far from it.
>>9516251>orbIt's called a wheel you uneducated simpleton Amerifat.
>>9516315you need a break from /ck/
>>9516328Go back to /pol/, flat-cheeser.
>>9516328I'm from the uk
>>9516174Fucking stupid. Crap presentation, overcooked spaghetti, ugly dinnerware, watery bullshit sauce. Not to mention there's residue from 10,000 previous pasta dishes and god knows what else in that cheese wheel. Oh and it's probably burnt to shit at this point as well. Enjoy your shitty instagram pasta.
>>9516423something tells me that a popsicle is the least intimate way those two swap spit.
>>9516282What? That doesn't look like Iron Chef or Mario Batali. Looks like a random chef serving people at a restaurant.
>>9516423Imagine a threesome with both of them
>>9516448you need 3 people for a threesome you dingus
>>9516458wouldn't that make it a foursome?
>>9516315Ah, a true /ck/ webm connoisseur. However, you forgot the BBQ montage where the guy squeezes the pork and it falls apart into pulled pork.
I want ja/ck/ webms
>>9516486Here you go
>>9516725What restaurant is that from?
>>9516749Austin's BBQ in Texas I believe.
>>9516423>Featuring! Pleasant Pops Onesie!This sounds like an Apple Cabin Foods product
>>9516725why is this shit posted all the time?who cares?
>>9516799There are /ck/ threads on /wsg/ We all have the same food related webms, so when there's a webm thread here, we repost them allSame thing on /tv/If you want webm threads, just go to /wsg/, people actually make OC (sometimes) plus they have a bigger file size limit and allow audio
>>9516811post that artsy slice of onion with wine
>>9516725>taps the knife
>>9516832That's the ticket
>>9516328>O B S E S S E D
>>9516832>foods straight males will never understand
>>9516821Could someone explain this to me, why people get upset about the knife-tapping?
>>9516898this is just for out-world (You)s, right?no one eats it, right?
>>9516898what's the point of these?just eat the fucking pizza
>>9516787whelp, i just lost my appetite
>>9517001must suck being lactose intolerant
>>9516800that looks fucking disgusting
>>9517003only when you mix chocolate and regular milk
>>9517035What's their endgame?
>>9517070Looks like just prepping ingredients for a restaurant.
>>9516993this chink's videos are faker than pamela anderson's tits.
>>9517119She live streams too.
>>9517119she has a disorder where her stomach can basically expand to fill her entire lower cavity, and a side effect is she has an extremely high metabolism
>>9516795They forgot the steps: drain, strain then serve
>>9516227we have proper cheese in amrika
>>9516911I'm just taking a guess but if it's a good blade you don't want to be doing that
>>9516832as a straight white male, i find this webm triggering.
>>9516898I thought this was a jack video until I realized they were making ice cream with equipment he doesn't haveIm still very pset
>>9517170Doesn't it also make her basically unable to digest anything? That's why she eats gigantic portions, her shit is still like 90% food
>>9516674i want to fuck whatever that is
>>9517300it's crazy how the colour instantly disappears
>>9517293this one's better>>>/wsg/1914347
>>9516898I just realized that the surface is cold and that's ice cream
>>9517319They control the pigment cells directly with muscles, so it's like us dropping limp when our neck breaks.
>>9516787That took an unexpected turn
>>9516993This kinda sucks when you can't hear her say biggu maccu
>>9517419Wtf I h8 meat now
>>9517423asian food is pretty ass
>>9517300Dead or stunned?
Keep these crabs coming
>>9517440RyuJin is so exquisite
>>9517491good god this looks absolutely amazing
Why do nips have such carefully crafted food.
>>9517502OH MY GODHMYGOD
>>9517423I lived by a place where they made stinky tofu.It tastes nice but seriously smells of fucking death.
>>9516227America has among the best cheeses and cheese quality in the world... are you retarded?Its like Italy, France, and America in no particular order...
>>9517514>Average Americans at home
>>9517512They have a culture of elevating everything to an art form
>>9517544Does the cruelty add flavour?
>>9516795>1800 Kcal for bacon>1500 KCal for Ground Beef>?1200 KCal for cheese>300ish Kcal for butter1200 KCal per quarter of that thing which appears to be a serving
>>9517460why do they puff up? and whats the green paste they keep using?
>>9517555you know it does
>>9517544>when they rupture them and green oozes outYum.
>>9517558>watching caloriesNo carbs no problem.
>>9516795Keto as fuck (except for the sauce).
>>9517576>DAE LE CARBS XDDDDDAnti vaxxer fat earther
>>9517559I think the green paste is the tomalley
>>9517347>put one icecube only to put a bunch of crushed iced in itfucking why?
>>9516174>ruining a cheese wheel with shitty pasta water just because it looks coolno thanks
>>9517583If your insulin levels don't spike (from high glycemic foods), your fat storage is slowed significantly - to the point where you're not likely to over-eat.
>>9517580Nord Korea looks comfy.Wtf I'm with Kim now
>>9517035>cutting something with the blade moving in your direction for meme purposes
>>9517446What is that brown stuff be pulls out of the thing and then puts it on top afterwords? Roe?
>>9516320My mama used ta use-a da blowtorch on-a da cheese wheel back in Italia
>>9516674>branding those poor defenceless jiggle-cakesfood cruelty
>>9516832so... is this a real dish or?
>>9517359wow, that looks really fantasticwhat's the source on this?
>>9517634they're jigglin in someone's belly now buddy
>>9516787why is she kissing the butler
>>9517347Burnt rosemary is amazing in some drinks
>>9517371hold on here... something's not right
>>9517376I like pomme puree but that seems a bit much
>>9516821I taps the knife without even thinking about it. It's like an autonomic response that calibrates my knife hand for precision cuts.
>>9516486>>9516725 >inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq porkretards
>>9517423So they find some stale garbage tofu that was thrown away in the alley, soak it in a barrel of petroleum, and then boil it in gutter oil... Bravo chinamen!
>>9517772RIP to pajeet's fingers
>>9517293So, correct me if I'm wrong, but he totally drops a licked and touched ice cream cone back into his supply while showboating with this faggotry, right?
>>9517848You are correct.
>>9517432I feel as though, if I did this for a living, I would also have to dip my hands into that boiling water each night as penance for the disagrace before God of boiling another living sentient creature alive for the sake of financial gain and gastrointestinal gratification..
>>9517861Yeah, I've actually got an issue with that. It's unnecessary suffering. They could just "this kills the crab" with scissors.
>>9516795the bell pepper what the fuck is the point, it doesnt add any flavour and would just overcook into an amorphous goo
>>9517343Is this cheese?
>>9517383that guys fingers are all fucked up from smashing so many lettuce
>>9516832>put onion in beetroot juice>that will be 54200 K $, plus tipsWALA
>>9517300Dang. That's pretty humane though, better than that stabbing webm
>>9517587>didn't know crab guts actually had a nameThanks anon, learned something new everyday.
>>9517383this kill the crabbage
>>9516315>inb4 this shitty pasta
>>9517951No problem anon. I leaned about crab guts from guy fieri
>>9517519hahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAo my god you are fucking serious.
>>9517868and it would make zero difference on the part of the folks preparing and consuming it. I recognize that life feeds on life but there's absolutely no reason (in this instance) to not recognize just a smidgen of humanity.
post rare ja/ck/s
>>9516898is this the same guy who made the big mac smoothie?
>>9517928Perhaps it was the blood of the innocent. I'd pay top doller for lolly blood onions.The internet is fun.
>>9517786>>9517845why are so many people scared of bandsaws? they are so easy to use and imo are the safest large machines in a woodshop since they have no kickback, just dont be stupid and put your hand near the blade
>>9518037>just dont be stupid and put your hand near the bladeOh you mean exactly he's doing? Gee maybe that's why.
>>9517432"Should we put it on a plate?""Nah just pile it in the crabs skull."
>>9517317That's exactly what I eat when hangover. This guy drinks.
>>9516783three.there's technically one in /wsg/ as well
>>9517988Plenty of good cheese in the US. I bet you also insist that Napa valley hasn't produced good wine.
>>9517988You...you do know that we don't just eat those crappy single cheese slices right?
>>9516993>(You) will never have a qt nip gf to eat your NEET bux away
feels bad man
>>9517988What the fuck do you think is so mysterious and impossible about making good cheese? Is it the one-of-a-kind climates and grasses that product marketers have convinced you exist?Would love to put your pathetic ass in a blind taste test. A blind taste test intentionally created to deceive smug fucking faggots
>>9517988Are Europeans really this stupid?
>>9516832Why not just slice a red onion?
>>9517170she doesn't have a high metabolism you fucking nigger. she said she shits it all out undigested. literally KYS
>>9516811what restaurant makes this?
>>9516898Fuck just when I thought I was finished seeing the big mac one.. I hope whoever made these dies slumped over that cold surface
>>9517767>>9517772This explains a lot about the shitty butchering at supermarkets
this could be you one daystay safe in the future, brost. time traveller
>>9518037People who have never used a saw get nervous when someone else uses one.
>>9518037bandsaws are pretty dangerous but for some reason people find them really scaryNow machines that have a rotating axis or some sort of tool in revolution, that is where the carnage is really at
>>9516315dont you mean>inb4 jack acting like a fucking piece of shit>inb4 jack acting like a fucking dickhole>inb4 jack acting like a fucking lardass>inb4 jack acting like he can't fucking cook>inb4 jack acting like he's gobbling cock looking "food">inb4 jack acting like a fucking waste of carbon>inb4 jack acting like a garbage disposal
>>9516800can someone actually explain to me what this piece of shit is??? cheese on top of cloth? cream? can you eat the coal looking shit?? WHAT IS IT!??
>>9518606it's some sort of pizza, forgot what it's called tho
>>9517416>it customises the movement based on where the sauce wentfook
>>9517423aren't these the commercials that play in the back of chinese cabs?
>>9518610no shit its a pizza but what excactly is that grey cloth looking material??
>>9516282>mario batali>the gif says his name is orlando narditry again anon
>>9517408out here in amish eating big chicken doinks in amish.big ol' doinksgang
>>9517293He looks like Jake GillenghallMakes me jealous
>>9517432I love these rare crab webms where they use the whole body of the crab, please post more
>>9518763never mind, should have kept scrolling lol
>>9518311they better make some beef stock with that leftover carcassafter killing most of the bacteria by freezing it for a few days like they do with sushi, I assume
>>9516423what the fuck
>>9517861>crab>sentientStop being stupid.
>>9518810Well they are sentient. They aren't sapient, however. And don't fucking dare call it semantics you fucking piece of shit.
>>9517300Better than this I guess.
>>9517491Is this from the tokyo gastronomy channel on youtube?
>>9517343this is exactly what i did in elementary schooli would peel off strands from my mozzarella cheese stick, then mix in my elmer's glue
>>9518819Even during their last moments they camouflage.
>>9518819>this kills the squid
>>9518862I mean it's literally all they know how to do. When afraid it's either run or camouflage.
>>9516448I'd include Michelle too. Sister on mother incest is godlike.
>>9518942But she's pin you down with her strong arms and peg you while Malia and Sasha laugh at the little beta boy being fucked by mom.
>>9516174YO WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BOY THE SURLY KING OF DA FUCKING EGG FORT
>>9518968Oh you want eggs?
>>9518653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VInjN4msFeEIt's dough based on the webm. The flame dome is where you use the sauces and toppings as a bread bowl salad.
>>9517322It looks so simple but so cool.
>>9517592Nice broscience. Sure there are fatties that are just constantly hungry, but many people overeat just because it brings them pleasure and their lives are boring and unfulfilling. Carbs or no carbs, if you are eating when you aren't even hungry then you are gonna gain weight long term.
>>9516315Why aren't slap my meat guy's vidoes on this list? You love him, dont you?
>>9516315You clearly don't understand how to truly be /comf/y
>>9518606It's squid ink dough with various cheeses and raisins.
>>9516423Me and my bros eat after each other all the time and we don't even suck [each other's] dicks.
>>9516674Wow I've never seen this before
HERE IS THE EGG KING
>>9517359do you eat the pig skin? i have seen people eat porchetta pig roast's crunchy skin. i tried a little bit. it was disgusting.
>>9516725I've always wondered, doesn't all the food get cold?
>>9517376how do you even eat that in a non;savage manner ?
>>9517811>I taps the knifeYou does, does you?
>>9517390imagine the smell
>>9517219Why would you do it at all, though? It seems so arbitrary. Superstition, maybe?
>>9518819>that fucking file nameEverytime
>>9519007I wish I loved anything as much as salt bae loves meat
>>9519034How does he get out without breaking the eggs?
>>9519068He doesn't love meat because he does it all fucking wrong. He loves youtube views and facebook reposts.
>>9517861you should kill yourself a thousand times for stepping on all those insects too, faggot
>>9516891Seeing that thing get holed out then filled is just too much for my winkie, now I've got ED.
>>9517035Neat funky fresh and fancy shit, yes, funky fresh
>>9517293R O A C H E D
>>9519054Makes the knife blunt, any knife.
>>9519101But why would you want to make a knife blunt?
>>9519054It's a nu-male thing.
>>9519034>pls stop filming me
>>9517555>being a limp wristed tripfaggotwhat happened manhow did you fuck up so badly
>>9518214they're so obsessed its cringey and painful to see
>>9518971What the fuck
>>9518864Beat me to it
>>9518311/d/ is around the corner, you sick fuck
>>9519037i imagine this to be just for show, and instead one guy working on one or two pieces of meat act like this is a sekshual joke pls
>>9517356food dispenser for factories?
>>9517942>>9518819>better than stabbing themWhy?
>>9516993Yuka is my waifu. I love her
>>9519045probably smells like fish
>>9516993I do this on the regular because I have a insanely high metabolism and if I don't mega binge once a week I lose weight
>>9517555Did you know that all animals are alive when you kill them?>>9517861>Sentient>LivingSo not only are you stupid, you're also blind.
>>9517767>>9517772I wonder how much other workers prank each other in that factory.
>>9517923I believe the plural form is "letti"
>>9517383Won't this bruise the lettuce tho?
>>9517440They always oveecompcate things.
>>9519215>because I have a insanely high metabolismbecause you don't eat as much as you think you do*I was the same way, I would eat whatever I wanted, have dessert every day, have a couple glasses of chocolate milk every day, etc. But once I started exercising more I started eating meals that were like twice as big because of how hungry it made me and that's when I finally started to put on more weight.
>>9519084Not that guy but I try to avoid killing even insects when I can. I'll try to catch any bugs that come in my house and release them outside. The only time I ever kill something is if it's harmful in some way like a mosquito, or if it's an infestation of ants or something.
>>9519234>we're going to eat this animal, which means it has to die>should we try to kill it as quickly as possible so it doesn't feel prolonged discomfort?>nah doesn't matter do whatever you want because it's gonna die in the end anywayretard logic
>>9517440Nice stock nothing more
>>9517246>he cant instantly recognize Jack's bumbling and motorically retarded hand movements
>>9517300its already dead and when he smacks it he triggers the camo response, imitating the white surface.
>>9519261You don't have to hit it hard, it pops pretty easy.
>>9517861crabs are just spiders that live in the water.
>>9517317>that fuckin chimp in the backgroundWhat a bro.
>>9518045Excuse me, I'm a newfag. How would that help a hangover?t. desperate alcoholic
>>9517767post the one where he loses his arm. Or is that not allowed on a blue bord?
>>9517988Wisconsin is the land of cheese motherfucker. and Vermont makes some damn good cheese too. and for all its sins, california makes damn good dairy.
>>9518214yes.they are also painfully envious of anyone who is good at something in the slightest.
>>9519035puerto rican style chicharon is godly.
>>9519007>wearing sunglasses indoors while doing precision workFucking meme retard
>>9517317WTF I have got the exact same salt shaker.
>>9516832Nice looking garnish, what food goes with it?
>>9519348His vision is augmented.
>>9519034post the one with the virgin egg seller next to the chad egg king
>>9518214Inferiority complex. Nasty stuff. Cant blame them desu
>>9516282>he chef, Mario Batali, used that wheel for one dish served to 3 judges.It doesn't matter. He didn't throw it in the trash afterwards, I assure you. You don't need a couple grand worth of cheese, technically 70+ pounds of aged cheese, for three diners. Restaurants by it by the whole wheel if they want the real stuff to save money per pound. They use the whole wheel, and some don't mind making a waiter show of it during meal service. It's like making flambe tableside, or tossing the caesar salad tableside, guacamole to order, or sailing through the restaurant with baked alaska or sizzling fajita trays. It brings happiness to repeat customers, though some people don't like a show of pepper grinding or cheese grating, just leave that on the table thank you very much.
>>9517678It's crackling pork. A popular and ubiquitous Asian dish.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr6xswgiIyA
>>9516779>>>9516423>>Featuring! Pleasant Pops Onesie!>This sounds like an Apple Cabin Foods productLOL. I don't get why people would share a popsicle in the first place. I'm going to suggest lactose intolerance or some weird eating disorder going on there. Odd. Who goes to an ice cream shop and only 1 person buys anything. Weird.
>>9516811>>This mega sandwich was already complete after the first filling. And, it was the best.
>>9517035This guy doesn't wash any vegetables. Those are market bags.
>>9517772>>9517767They have a safety stop as soon as your finger touches it the thing shuts down, so don't worry.
>>9517403Hrm, I wonder what the filling is. If there was a street food vendor doing that, I'd totally need a taste. Those crispy pockets from the pebbles could hold some butter, or honey!
>>9519034>not posting the one with the kid next to him
>>9517440But why serve it in a wine glass
>>9517300>>9518819Who cares? It's a fucking squid.
>>9516725Why is the lamb burnt? 2/10 would not eat
>>9519352I don't understand.
>>9517356>inside anon's pockets
>>9519269I'm glad there are other people like this.
>>9517761seeds are removed, rearranged and placed back onto the piece
>>9517861Don't crabs and other insects/fish not have a nervous system like we do? I don't think it affects them like you think it would
>>9516898why did he even pour it AROUND it if he was going to push it ontop of it later on?
>>9520473Because it needs to be on the anti-griddle to start freezing.
>>9516174Did he put enough fucking pepper on?
>>9519352Wtf are there pipes underneath it or something? How does the coffee keep refilling like that?
>>9521182Yes, there are carefully placed pipes in the send from which the coffee flows, the cups he is using do not have any kind of valve that holds it in the cup once it is there, so an incredible amount of dexterity and timing is needed to pour coffee like this.
>>9521182Probably similar to pic related.
>>9519034how is this dish called? It looks tasty and super quick to cook
>>9517868>>9517861i dont know your laws but here in germany it would be illegal to kill it in any another way.fish get a hit to the head to nock them out and then you stab the heart or cut the neck.lobsters and so on has to get thrown into boiling water.
>>9521314Its called an egg sandwich you literal fucking retard
>>9517544Gooks are not human.