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>> No.9516227

now amerifats, that is real cheese, not your disgusting pseudo shit that you call cheese

>> No.9516244

Theres already a webm thread up, moron

>> No.9516247


>> No.9516251

he wasted an entire orb of cheese to make one plate of spaghetti

>> No.9516259
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>> No.9516273

that block of cheese is used for more than a hundred plates of pasta

>> No.9516282

I don't think you are aware what you're replying to.

That webm is from an episode of Iron Chef (TV show). The chef, Mario Batali, used that wheel for one dish served to 3 judges.

Of course that is about out of context since it's from a TV competition show.

>> No.9516314

pretty novel idea

>> No.9516315
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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>> No.9516320

>pretty novel idea
Not really, it's an old school Italian thing. Nothing new about it. Might seem new to a modern person but it's far from it.

>> No.9516328

It's called a wheel you uneducated simpleton Amerifat.

>> No.9516329

you need a break from /ck/

>> No.9516335

Go back to /pol/, flat-cheeser.

>> No.9516337

I'm from the uk

>> No.9516423
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>> No.9516430

Fucking stupid. Crap presentation, overcooked spaghetti, ugly dinnerware, watery bullshit sauce. Not to mention there's residue from 10,000 previous pasta dishes and god knows what else in that cheese wheel. Oh and it's probably burnt to shit at this point as well. Enjoy your shitty instagram pasta.

>> No.9516438

something tells me that a popsicle is the least intimate way those two swap spit.

>> No.9516446

What? That doesn't look like Iron Chef or Mario Batali. Looks like a random chef serving people at a restaurant.

>> No.9516448

Imagine a threesome with both of them

>> No.9516455

pleasant pops

>> No.9516458

you need 3 people for a threesome you dingus

>> No.9516483

wouldn't that make it a foursome?

>> No.9516486

Ah, a true /ck/ webm connoisseur. However, you forgot the BBQ montage where the guy squeezes the pork and it falls apart into pulled pork.

>> No.9516646

I want ja/ck/ webms

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Here you go

>> No.9516749


What restaurant is that from?

>> No.9516756

Austin's BBQ in Texas I believe.

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>Featuring! Pleasant Pops Onesie!
This sounds like an Apple Cabin Foods product

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>> No.9516799

why is this shit posted all the time?
who cares?

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There are /ck/ threads on /wsg/

We all have the same food related webms, so when there's a webm thread here, we repost them all

Same thing on /tv/

If you want webm threads, just go to /wsg/, people actually make OC (sometimes) plus they have a bigger file size limit and allow audio

>> No.9516813

Chinaman cheesecake.

>> No.9516816

post that artsy slice of onion with wine

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>taps the knife

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That's the ticket

>> No.9516837

yeah thanks

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>carrot tartare

>> No.9516879

>O B S E S S E D

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>> No.9516893

>foods straight males will never understand

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>> No.9516911


Could someone explain this to me, why people get upset about the knife-tapping?

>> No.9516937

this is just for out-world (You)s, right?
no one eats it, right?

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>> No.9516995

what's the point of these?
just eat the fucking pizza

>> No.9517001

whelp, i just lost my appetite

>> No.9517003

must suck being lactose intolerant

>> No.9517018

that looks fucking disgusting

>> No.9517034

only when you mix chocolate and regular milk

>> No.9517035
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>> No.9517070

What's their endgame?

>> No.9517076


Looks like just prepping ingredients for a restaurant.

>> No.9517112


>> No.9517119

this chink's videos are faker than pamela anderson's tits.

>> No.9517150


>> No.9517166

She live streams too.

>> No.9517170

she has a disorder where her stomach can basically expand to fill her entire lower cavity, and a side effect is she has an extremely high metabolism

>> No.9517178

They forgot the steps: drain, strain then serve

>> No.9517182

Hi /g/

>> No.9517196


>> No.9517201

we have proper cheese in amrika

>> No.9517219

I'm just taking a guess but if it's a good blade you don't want to be doing that

>> No.9517245

as a straight white male, i find this webm triggering.

>> No.9517246
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I thought this was a jack video until I realized they were making ice cream with equipment he doesn't have

Im still very pset

>> No.9517252

Doesn't it also make her basically unable to digest anything? That's why she eats gigantic portions, her shit is still like 90% food

>> No.9517279

i want to fuck whatever that is

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>> No.9517319

it's crazy how the colour instantly disappears

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>> No.9517331

Joe rogan?

>> No.9517340

this one's better


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not really,

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>> No.9517366

I just realized that the surface is cold and that's ice cream

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They control the pigment cells directly with muscles, so it's like us dropping limp when our neck breaks.

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>> No.9517386

That took an unexpected turn

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>> No.9517413

This kinda sucks when you can't hear her say biggu maccu

>> No.9517415

fuckin rad

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>> No.9517429

Wtf I h8 meat now

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>> No.9517436

asian food is pretty ass

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>> No.9517447

Dead or stunned?

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>> No.9517459

Keep these crabs coming

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>> No.9517469

Fuck you.

>> No.9517470

RyuJin is so exquisite

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>> No.9517509

good god this looks absolutely amazing

>> No.9517512

Why do nips have such carefully crafted food.

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>> No.9517517

I lived by a place where they made stinky tofu.
It tastes nice but seriously smells of fucking death.

>> No.9517519

America has among the best cheeses and cheese quality in the world... are you retarded?

Its like Italy, France, and America in no particular order...

>> No.9517521

>Average Americans at home

>> No.9517525

They have a culture of elevating everything to an art form

>> No.9517539


>> No.9517544
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>> No.9517555

Does the cruelty add flavour?

>> No.9517558

>1800 Kcal for bacon
>1500 KCal for Ground Beef
>?1200 KCal for cheese
>300ish Kcal for butter

1200 KCal per quarter of that thing which appears to be a serving

>> No.9517559

why do they puff up? and whats the green paste they keep using?

>> No.9517561

you know it does

>> No.9517572

>when they rupture them and green oozes out


>> No.9517576

>watching calories

No carbs no problem.

>> No.9517577


>> No.9517580


>> No.9517582

Keto as fuck (except for the sauce).

>> No.9517583


Anti vaxxer fat earther

>> No.9517587

I think the green paste is the tomalley

>> No.9517588

>put one icecube only to put a bunch of crushed iced in it

fucking why?

>> No.9517591

>ruining a cheese wheel with shitty pasta water just because it looks cool
no thanks

>> No.9517592

If your insulin levels don't spike (from high glycemic foods), your fat storage is slowed significantly - to the point where you're not likely to over-eat.

>> No.9517593

Nord Korea looks comfy.
Wtf I'm with Kim now

>> No.9517607

>cutting something with the blade moving in your direction for meme purposes

>> No.9517608

What is that brown stuff be pulls out of the thing and then puts it on top afterwords? Roe?

>> No.9517627

My mama used ta use-a da blowtorch on-a da cheese wheel back in Italia

>> No.9517634

>branding those poor defenceless jiggle-cakes
food cruelty

>> No.9517660


so... is this a real dish or?

>> No.9517678

wow, that looks really fantastic
what's the source on this?

>> No.9517686

they're jigglin in someone's belly now buddy

>> No.9517715

aaaaaahhhhh fuck.

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>> No.9517731

why is she kissing the butler

>> No.9517759

Burnt rosemary is amazing in some drinks

>> No.9517761

hold on here... something's not right

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>> No.9517780

I like pomme puree but that seems a bit much

>> No.9517786

Fuck that

>> No.9517811


I taps the knife without even thinking about it. It's like an autonomic response that calibrates my knife hand for precision cuts.

>> No.9517813

Bovine university!!!

>> No.9517823

>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork

>> No.9517831

So they find some stale garbage tofu that was thrown away in the alley, soak it in a barrel of petroleum, and then boil it in gutter oil... Bravo chinamen!

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>> No.9517845

RIP to pajeet's fingers

>> No.9517848

So, correct me if I'm wrong, but he totally drops a licked and touched ice cream cone back into his supply while showboating with this faggotry, right?

>> No.9517855

You are correct.

>> No.9517861


I feel as though, if I did this for a living, I would also have to dip my hands into that boiling water each night as penance for the disagrace before God of boiling another living sentient creature alive for the sake of financial gain and gastrointestinal gratification..

>> No.9517868

Yeah, I've actually got an issue with that. It's unnecessary suffering. They could just "this kills the crab" with scissors.

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>> No.9517890

the bell pepper what the fuck is the point, it doesnt add any flavour and would just overcook into an amorphous goo

>> No.9517891

Is this cheese?

>> No.9517923

that guys fingers are all fucked up from smashing so many lettuce

>> No.9517928

>put onion in beetroot juice
>that will be 54200 K $, plus tips

>> No.9517942

Dang. That's pretty humane though, better than that stabbing webm

>> No.9517951

>didn't know crab guts actually had a name
Thanks anon, learned something new everyday.

>> No.9517963

this kill the crabbage

>> No.9517967

>inb4 this shitty pasta

>> No.9517977

No problem anon. I leaned about crab guts from guy fieri

>> No.9517988

o my god you are fucking serious.

>> No.9517990


and it would make zero difference on the part of the folks preparing and consuming it. I recognize that life feeds on life but there's absolutely no reason (in this instance) to not recognize just a smidgen of humanity.

>> No.9517998

post rare ja/ck/s

>> No.9518026

is this the same guy who made the big mac smoothie?

>> No.9518036


Perhaps it was the blood of the innocent. I'd pay top doller for lolly blood onions.The internet is fun.

>> No.9518037

why are so many people scared of bandsaws? they are so easy to use and imo are the safest large machines in a woodshop since they have no kickback, just dont be stupid and put your hand near the blade

>> No.9518040

>just dont be stupid and put your hand near the blade
Oh you mean exactly he's doing? Gee maybe that's why.

>> No.9518041

"Should we put it on a plate?"
"Nah just pile it in the crabs skull."

>> No.9518045

That's exactly what I eat when hangover. This guy drinks.

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>> No.9518093


there's technically one in /wsg/ as well

>> No.9518102

Plenty of good cheese in the US. I bet you also insist that Napa valley hasn't produced good wine.

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You...you do know that we don't just eat those crappy single cheese slices right?

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>(You) will never have a qt nip gf to eat your NEET bux away

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feels bad man

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>> No.9518210


What the fuck do you think is so mysterious and impossible about making good cheese? Is it the one-of-a-kind climates and grasses that product marketers have convinced you exist?
Would love to put your pathetic ass in a blind taste test. A blind taste test intentionally created to deceive smug fucking faggots

>> No.9518214

Are Europeans really this stupid?

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Why not just slice a red onion?

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she doesn't have a high metabolism you fucking nigger. she said she shits it all out undigested. literally KYS

>> No.9518261

what restaurant makes this?

>> No.9518269

Fuck just when I thought I was finished seeing the big mac one.. I hope whoever made these dies slumped over that cold surface

>> No.9518282

This explains a lot about the shitty butchering at supermarkets

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this could be you one day
stay safe in the future, bros

t. time traveller

>> No.9518324

People who have never used a saw get nervous when someone else uses one.

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>> No.9518349

bandsaws are pretty dangerous but for some reason people find them really scary
Now machines that have a rotating axis or some sort of tool in revolution, that is where the carnage is really at

>> No.9518358


dont you mean
>inb4 jack acting like a fucking piece of shit
>inb4 jack acting like a fucking dickhole
>inb4 jack acting like a fucking lardass
>inb4 jack acting like he can't fucking cook
>inb4 jack acting like he's gobbling cock looking "food"
>inb4 jack acting like a fucking waste of carbon
>inb4 jack acting like a garbage disposal

>> No.9518361

Looks nasty

>> No.9518606
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can someone actually explain to me what this piece of shit is??? cheese on top of cloth? cream? can you eat the coal looking shit?? WHAT IS IT!??

>> No.9518610

it's some sort of pizza, forgot what it's called tho

>> No.9518628

fucking wow

>> No.9518637

>it customises the movement based on where the sauce went


>> No.9518640

aren't these the commercials that play in the back of chinese cabs?

>> No.9518653

no shit its a pizza but what excactly is that grey cloth looking material??

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>> No.9518668

>mario batali
>the gif says his name is orlando nardi
try again anon

>> No.9518675

out here in amish eating big chicken doinks in amish.
big ol' doinks

>> No.9518752

He looks like Jake Gillenghall

Makes me jealous

>> No.9518763

I love these rare crab webms where they use the whole body of the crab, please post more

>> No.9518767

never mind, should have kept scrolling lol

>> No.9518769

they better make some beef stock with that leftover carcass
after killing most of the bacteria by freezing it for a few days like they do with sushi, I assume

>> No.9518781

what the fuck

>> No.9518810


Stop being stupid.

>> No.9518811

Well they are sentient. They aren't sapient, however. And don't fucking dare call it semantics you fucking piece of shit.

>> No.9518819
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Better than this I guess.

>> No.9518832

Is this from the tokyo gastronomy channel on youtube?

>> No.9518836

this is exactly what i did in elementary school
i would peel off strands from my mozzarella cheese stick, then mix in my elmer's glue

>> No.9518862

Even during their last moments they camouflage.

>> No.9518864

>this kills the squid

>> No.9518865

I mean it's literally all they know how to do. When afraid it's either run or camouflage.

>> No.9518942

I'd include Michelle too. Sister on mother incest is godlike.

>> No.9518946

But she's pin you down with her strong arms and peg you while Malia and Sasha laugh at the little beta boy being fucked by mom.

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>> No.9518971
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Oh you want eggs?

>> No.9518984



It's dough based on the webm. The flame dome is where you use the sauces and toppings as a bread bowl salad.

>> No.9518985

It looks so simple but so cool.

>> No.9518992

Nice broscience. Sure there are fatties that are just constantly hungry, but many people overeat just because it brings them pleasure and their lives are boring and unfulfilling. Carbs or no carbs, if you are eating when you aren't even hungry then you are gonna gain weight long term.

>> No.9519007
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Why aren't slap my meat guy's vidoes on this list? You love him, dont you?

>> No.9519018

You clearly don't understand how to truly be /comf/y

>> No.9519026

It's squid ink dough with various cheeses and raisins.

>> No.9519030

Me and my bros eat after each other all the time and we don't even suck [each other's] dicks.

>> No.9519033

Wow I've never seen this before

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>> No.9519035

do you eat the pig skin? i have seen people eat porchetta pig roast's crunchy skin. i tried a little bit. it was disgusting.

>> No.9519037

I've always wondered, doesn't all the food get cold?

>> No.9519039

how do you even eat that in a non;savage manner ?

>> No.9519044

>I taps the knife
You does, does you?

>> No.9519045

imagine the smell

>> No.9519049


>> No.9519054

Why would you do it at all, though? It seems so arbitrary.

Superstition, maybe?

>> No.9519065

>that fucking file name


>> No.9519068

I wish I loved anything as much as salt bae loves meat

>> No.9519069


>> No.9519071

How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.9519073

He doesn't love meat because he does it all fucking wrong. He loves youtube views and facebook reposts.

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>> No.9519084


you should kill yourself a thousand times for stepping on all those insects too, faggot

>> No.9519086

Seeing that thing get holed out then filled is just too much for my winkie, now I've got ED.

>> No.9519096

Neat funky fresh and fancy shit, yes, funky fresh

>> No.9519098


>> No.9519101

Makes the knife blunt, any knife.

>> No.9519103

But why would you want to make a knife blunt?

>> No.9519105

It's a nu-male thing.

>> No.9519107

>pls stop filming me

>> No.9519120


>being a limp wristed tripfaggot

what happened man

how did you fuck up so badly

>> No.9519129


they're so obsessed its cringey and painful to see

>> No.9519138

What the fuck

>> No.9519140

Beat me to it

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>> No.9519150

/d/ is around the corner, you sick fuck

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>> No.9519169

oy vey

>> No.9519177

i imagine this to be just for show, and instead one guy working on one or two pieces of meat act like this is a sekshual joke pls

>> No.9519186

food dispenser for factories?

>> No.9519188

>better than stabbing them

>> No.9519198

Yuka is my waifu. I love her

>> No.9519210

probably smells like fish

>> No.9519215

I do this on the regular because I have a insanely high metabolism and if I don't mega binge once a week I lose weight

>> No.9519234

Did you know that all animals are alive when you kill them?

So not only are you stupid, you're also blind.

>> No.9519237

I wonder how much other workers prank each other in that factory.

>> No.9519258

I believe the plural form is "letti"

>> No.9519261

Won't this bruise the lettuce tho?

>> No.9519267

They always oveecompcate things.

>> No.9519268

>because I have a insanely high metabolism
because you don't eat as much as you think you do*

I was the same way, I would eat whatever I wanted, have dessert every day, have a couple glasses of chocolate milk every day, etc. But once I started exercising more I started eating meals that were like twice as big because of how hungry it made me and that's when I finally started to put on more weight.

>> No.9519269

Not that guy but I try to avoid killing even insects when I can. I'll try to catch any bugs that come in my house and release them outside. The only time I ever kill something is if it's harmful in some way like a mosquito, or if it's an infestation of ants or something.

>> No.9519272

>we're going to eat this animal, which means it has to die
>should we try to kill it as quickly as possible so it doesn't feel prolonged discomfort?
>nah doesn't matter do whatever you want because it's gonna die in the end anyway
retard logic

>> No.9519289

Nice stock nothing more

>> No.9519294

>he cant instantly recognize Jack's bumbling and motorically retarded hand movements

>> No.9519296

its already dead and when he smacks it he triggers the camo response, imitating the white surface.

>> No.9519307

You don't have to hit it hard, it pops pretty easy.

>> No.9519310

crabs are just spiders that live in the water.

>> No.9519323
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>that fuckin chimp in the background
What a bro.

>> No.9519330

Excuse me, I'm a newfag. How would that help a hangover?

t. desperate alcoholic

>> No.9519332

post the one where he loses his arm. Or is that not allowed on a blue bord?

>> No.9519335

Wisconsin is the land of cheese motherfucker. and Vermont makes some damn good cheese too.

and for all its sins, california makes damn good dairy.

>> No.9519337


they are also painfully envious of anyone who is good at something in the slightest.

>> No.9519345

puerto rican style chicharon is godly.

>> No.9519348

>wearing sunglasses indoors while doing precision work

Fucking meme retard

>> No.9519349

WTF I have got the exact same salt shaker.

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>> No.9519354

Nice looking garnish, what food goes with it?

>> No.9519360

His vision is augmented.

>> No.9519367

post the one with the virgin egg seller next to the chad egg king

>> No.9519370
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Inferiority complex. Nasty stuff. Cant blame them desu

>> No.9519377

>he chef, Mario Batali, used that wheel for one dish served to 3 judges.
It doesn't matter. He didn't throw it in the trash afterwards, I assure you. You don't need a couple grand worth of cheese, technically 70+ pounds of aged cheese, for three diners. Restaurants by it by the whole wheel if they want the real stuff to save money per pound. They use the whole wheel, and some don't mind making a waiter show of it during meal service. It's like making flambe tableside, or tossing the caesar salad tableside, guacamole to order, or sailing through the restaurant with baked alaska or sizzling fajita trays. It brings happiness to repeat customers, though some people don't like a show of pepper grinding or cheese grating, just leave that on the table thank you very much.

>> No.9519384


It's crackling pork. A popular and ubiquitous Asian dish.


>> No.9519389

>>Featuring! Pleasant Pops Onesie!
>This sounds like an Apple Cabin Foods product
LOL. I don't get why people would share a popsicle in the first place. I'm going to suggest lactose intolerance or some weird eating disorder going on there. Odd. Who goes to an ice cream shop and only 1 person buys anything. Weird.

>> No.9519400

This mega sandwich was already complete after the first filling. And, it was the best.

>> No.9519408

This guy doesn't wash any vegetables. Those are market bags.

>> No.9519411

They have a safety stop as soon as your finger touches it the thing shuts down, so don't worry.

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>> No.9519424

Hrm, I wonder what the filling is. If there was a street food vendor doing that, I'd totally need a taste. Those crispy pockets from the pebbles could hold some butter, or honey!

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>> No.9519682

Magic coffee.

>> No.9519702

>not posting the one with the kid next to him

>> No.9519758

But why serve it in a wine glass

>> No.9519845

Who cares? It's a fucking squid.

>> No.9519880
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>that cracklin

>> No.9519892

Why is the lamb burnt? 2/10 would not eat

>> No.9519937

I don't understand.

>> No.9519938

>inside anon's pockets

>> No.9519978

I'm glad there are other people like this.

>> No.9520279

seeds are removed, rearranged and placed back onto the piece

>> No.9520419

Don't crabs and other insects/fish not have a nervous system like we do? I don't think it affects them like you think it would

>> No.9520434

Fucking liberals

>> No.9520473

why did he even pour it AROUND it if he was going to push it ontop of it later on?

>> No.9520487

Because it needs to be on the anti-griddle to start freezing.

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Did he put enough fucking pepper on?

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>> No.9521182

Wtf are there pipes underneath it or something? How does the coffee keep refilling like that?

>> No.9521204


Yes, there are carefully placed pipes in the send from which the coffee flows, the cups he is using do not have any kind of valve that holds it in the cup once it is there, so an incredible amount of dexterity and timing is needed to pour coffee like this.

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Probably similar to pic related.

>> No.9521314

how is this dish called? It looks tasty and super quick to cook

>> No.9521325

i dont know your laws but here in germany it would be illegal to kill it in any another way.

fish get a hit to the head to nock them out and then you stab the heart or cut the neck.
lobsters and so on has to get thrown into boiling water.

>> No.9521362


Its called an egg sandwich you literal fucking retard

>> No.9521453

Gooks are not human.

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