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I like my pizza the way I like my women.

Thick and doughy.

>> No.9514760

what a shame

>> No.9514765

>>9514558
I like my pizza the way I like my women.

Thin, crusty and oozing cheese.

>> No.9514767

>>9514558
so you mean fat and doughy?
you're in luck, there's tons of fat chicks and greasy pizza too

>> No.9514775

I like my pizza the way I like my women.

Sliced up and shoved into a box

>> No.9514778

>>9514558
I like my pizza the way I like my women, Italian and full of meat

>> No.9514806

I like my pizza the way I like my women. Covered in shit.

>> No.9514815

I like my women the same way I like my take out.

Asian.

>> No.9514867

I like my pizza like my women, pixelated, and in a Japanese videogame

>> No.9514875
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9514875

I want to make a pizza joke too, but I like pizza and I'm gay.

>> No.9515034

>>9514558
damn...

>> No.9515047

I like them nice and hot, with a drop of olive oil.

mmm... nice.

>> No.9515065

I like my steak like my women.
Rare, bloody and drenched in catsup

>> No.9516152

Bloody hell...

>> No.9516157

Fuck me...

>> No.9516217

>>9514558

I like my pizza like my women. Thick, oily and yeasty.

>> No.9516472

>>9514558
...yeasty and greasy?

>> No.9516561

>>9514558
saucy, thin, and bent through the middle

>> No.9516573

I like my pizza how I like my women.

Thin, saucy and packing a sausage

>> No.9516623

I like my pizza like my women.
Brought to me in the back of a car, in 30 minutes or less, for money.

>> No.9516884

>>9516623
underrated post.

>> No.9516960

I like my pizza like my women, cooked in the oven to perfection and tossed in a cheap cardboard box

>> No.9517005

i like my pizza like my women

>without some other guy's cock in it.

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9517175

>>9514558

>> No.9517221

Fucking hell.

>> No.9517229

>>9514558
I like my pizza like I like my women.
Delivered to my house by order when I have friends around.

>> No.9517240

I live near this place. Should I get it someday and show you guys? I only hope it still looks like this, because that's how it's supposed to look (I havent been there in several years.)

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>>9514765

>> No.9517932

>>9514558
Gordon shills need to die choking on chicken bones soaked in vinegar.

>> No.9518860

I like my pizza the way I like my women.

In my stomach.

>> No.9518867

>>9517240
I could have sworn I heard this place went out of business. From what I've seen, everyone who's on Ramsay's show basically ignores his advice and changes nothing. Does being on the show suddenly give them a bump?