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What kind of food would you recommend to a good-natured, patriotic Trump voter?

>> No.9509707
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>> No.9509717

>>9509693

I would serve them mashed potatoes with cum, along with some chicken marinated in my piss. I work at McDonald's and there is this faggot who comes in every. single, Saturday for nuggets n fries and a big mac and I do some really nasty shit to his food.

>> No.9509725

>>9509707
> I'm Donny J. Trump, and I'm so retarded that I sell steaks at an electronics store.

>> No.9509734

>>9509693
Chicken marinated in Zyclon B.

>> No.9509740

>>9509725
sharper image is the boomer meme store

>> No.9509754

>>9509693
Pizza in a thick vinegar buffalo wing sauce with a bud light

>> No.9509766

>>9509717

Is it because it's the same guy or does he do somethin' real shitty?

>> No.9509781

>>9509740
I went there alllll the goddamn time as a kid: it was just fun, gimmicky electronic gizmos. Definitely not at all a place where you would go to look for foodstuffs.

>> No.9509795

>>9509766

He wears a MAGA cap every single time

>> No.9509796

Shoe leather well done steak drenched in ketchup with a "fake news" denial twitter for anyone who pointed and laughed.

>> No.9509937

>>9509693
Cyanide

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>>9509693
Red Bull

>> No.9510599

>>9509795
>Crime of the fucking century right here.