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culinary abortion thread

>> No.9509381
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bar-s hot dogs are the worst thing you can buy in any grocery store.

i'm white trash, and i don't turn my nose up at cheap processed meat. i regularly eat spam and vienna sausages.

but bar-s is too much, even for me. can't handle that rancid, putrid flavor and texture.

>> No.9509382

They are strangely soft for hot dogs. It's more like eating potted meat than a hot dog.

>> No.9509388

How did this ever become a pasta?

>> No.9509402

>servings per container 12
what the fuck? A bottle of syrup lasts me forever and I eat french toast often.

>> No.9509408

>He doesn't eat 210 extra calories on his pancakes

>> No.9509459

>spam and vienna sausages.
those are good though

>> No.9509481

>eating according to serving size

>> No.9509560
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I still don't know what this shit is supposed to be.
Is it just soybean oil and milk?

>> No.9509578

*severe squinting intensifies*

>> No.9509624


>> No.9509631

I thought it was milk + sweet buttermilk, but I looked up the ingredients and it's skim milk with a splash of cream... so it's basically just whole milk with some thickeners?

>> No.9509867

carageenan wax or whatever that stuff is

>> No.9509902
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>> No.9510144

>Contains no butter
This is illegal, surely?

>> No.9510209

It's pancake syrup with butter flavoring

>> No.9510247
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>> No.9510258

That's just black-people-at-Wal-Mart product. It's what you buy when you're extremely poor, extremely stupid, and have five kids, no dad, and an EBT card.

>> No.9510302

why not just buy water

>> No.9510307

if you got that way, you can just drink from the tap.

>> No.9510315

veganism is a mental disorder, cheese is ethical

>> No.9510330

I assume the oil and some of the other weird shit is to create an emulsification to give it some substantive texture, but is that also the point of this shit?

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>> No.9510466

Water? You mean like from the toilet?

>> No.9510608

Can you imagine going though all this trouble to eat pretend animal products?
Veganism is a mental illness.

>> No.9510612

so much effort holy shit.

>> No.9510635

Does look rather tasty, but you'd need to be absolutely filthy rich to have servants make it for you. Or completely fucked up in the head to make it yourself.

>> No.9510667

Avocado always falls apart and/or too mushy when I try to open it.

>> No.9510670

Strawman, most vegans won't want to make something that looks like an animal product for various reasons.

>> No.9510673

I'd rather use this than have a heart attack

>> No.9510675

that sounds like the colonoscopy prep im drinking rn

>> No.9510757
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>It Melts!

>> No.9510848

>how retarded veganism is, the short film
.. I would like to thank the Academy...

>> No.9510853

That dirty prep drink keeps me from going

>> No.9510888

according to them it is haram to milk a cow even if it is happy and lived in conditions better than 99% of Africans.

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>> No.9511570

>now melts

>> No.9511587

Kopfkäse is good shit, amerifat.

>> No.9512512

>only Americans dont like meat engulfed in rubber

>> No.9512548

I think this is just a local oddity. I've never seen it outside where I grew up (New England). Boner points if you pronounce it hahf and hahf

>> No.9512643

>all this work just to eat fake eggs
But why though?

>> No.9512675

They were fed a lie that this is "healthier" for the body.

>> No.9512708

I thought eggs werent vegan since its an animal product

>> No.9512847

Not ordinary meat, tongues. Also not rubber, gelatin. It's okay tasting.

>> No.9512863

Yes. I just got these by accident the other week. They are like awful meat sponges and they make my farts smell exactly like the hotdog.

>> No.9512868
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Serving size is probably >9000, making every serving have less than 0.4g of fat, meaning they can just round it down to 0 and claim its fat free.

Pic related, fat-free canola oil.

>> No.9512875

You know this product is totally utter shit when caramel is not even spelled correctly.

>> No.9512890

Have you tried becoming an educated buyer?

>> No.9512898

>25cents for a pack of dogs
That's fucking disgusting. I wouldn't trust those enough to feed them to a dog.

>> No.9512904

Yeah, but vegans love to pretend to eat animal products.

>> No.9512915

It's silken tofu.

>> No.9513089


No it isn't.

>> No.9513348

You know it's even shittier when you realize it is spelled correctly because carmel color is probably a synthetic version of caramel color.

>> No.9513352

I'll admit that I've only handled avocado a few times.

>> No.9513872

>1/3 second spray

>> No.9513876

Wait, there are people who don't pronounce it like hahf? What the fuck do they say, 'hallf', as in 'I walked down the hall'?

>> No.9513966


>> No.9513974

vegans, fuck off and call it what it is
this isn't an egg, don't fucking call something that isn't an egg an egg
its a soy disaster

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I don't see why everyone is getting so assblasted over this. These same people will have no problem eating other egg shaped foods so long as they are not vegan.

>> No.9514406

Cadbury isn't marketing this is an egg substitute.

>> No.9514410

Well, not yet.

>> No.9514420

>butter contains no butter

such is life in America

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>> No.9514895

not in flint, michigan

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>> No.9514903
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>> No.9514973

that is a very natural and healthy food. kys amerifuck

>> No.9514984
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>Three times the suggested daily saturated fats IN ONE SERVING

>> No.9515010

how are you supposed to grease a pan with this? It's all sugar and protein that caramelize and burn over heat.

>> No.9515020

>fat free
>ingredient : canola oil
It's one of those "we are allowed to not show the decimals so we reduce the serving until everything is 0" trick, right?

>> No.9515118

Talking about New England. Pretty sure anon meant "hoff and hoff"

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Its maple syrup you retard.

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It took me this far into the thread to find out what "butter flavored butter" is and now it's somehow syrup? I thought Publix was better than this. And it's not even maple syrup, it's maple flavored syrup.

>> No.9515423


>> No.9515432 [DELETED] 

Do people not know what Half and Half is? It's fucking half milk and half cream.
What's so hard to understand about that?

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>It Melts!
My fucking sides!

>> No.9515492

How the fuck did none of you know it's just cream and milk you fucking retards?

>> No.9515494

haffnaff, in bahstin

>> No.9515495

If I saw someone do this in real life I would beat the shit out of them. If they happened to accidentally die from the beating, I would kill myself.

>> No.9515505

>285% saturated fat
Holy fucking balls

>> No.9515516

did you miss that part, chief?

>> No.9515517


>> No.9515518

Hey, I made that image. It said originally
Flavored Syrup
Contains no butter

I made this stupid shit years ago and you people are unironically arguing over the contents now? What the fuck /ck/

it's butter flavored syrup bud

>> No.9515522

>it's butter flavored syrup bud
Apparently you forgot to 'shop the ingredients list. It clearly includes maple flavoring.

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LOOK AT THAT SUGAR! There is a reason they conveniently left out the percentage number.

>> No.9515526

Artificial maple flavor is in the ingredients

>> No.9515527

I didn't shop the ingredients list on purpose, if anyone wanted to actually see what it was, it's right there. The syrup is maple, but it has an artificial butter flavor. How is this hard to grasp?

>> No.9515528

It's not inherently unethical to milk a cow, but the dairy industry is extremely unethical.

And what do you think happens to the male cows?

>> No.9515531

It also says natural butter flavor, before the artificial maple flavor ingredients listing

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how poor and lazy do you have to be?

>> No.9515533

The best part is that it's a milkshake that contains ~25% of your RDA of fiber and sodium. More than an entire stalk of cooked and liberally salted broccoli

>> No.9515536

>It also says natural butter flavor
Yes, and? Nobody is denying it's butter flavored. The point is that it's not butter alone. It's obviously maple and butter. In fact, maple is the dominant point behind the product. If you wanted butter only then why are you buying syrup in the first place? Just use butter.

>> No.9515540

It's 187% of your daily intake if you are a male and 100% if you are female.

>> No.9515545

I have no idea where people even got that it was only butter, you can see that it's syrup. The former posts imply that you weren't understanding that it is syrup

>> No.9515549

meant to quote >>9515388

>> No.9515553

do Americans really eat this

>> No.9515555

This reminds me of people who say fur is ugly, then wear fake fur.

>> No.9515565

You're thinking of wood pulp?
Esters are thin liquids at room temp. They're usually strongly scented, so it's probably more for taste/smell.
Wood rosin is used to make fake vanilla too.
Although it's cool we can synthesise the pureat structures of vanillin and other stuff, sometimes the impurities that nature adds to a vanilla bean just makes the real stuff so much better.

>> No.9515566

please stick to the topic. I did not mention industries, we agree that these are horrible. I am talking about local farmers.

>> No.9515572

since the recommended amount is usually lower than 50g of sugar we are talking about at least 561% RDA

>> No.9515596

That's not the point.
Most vegans are gonna be hipsters in the city with limited access to local happily farmed cow juice. In their vinicity, all they have to buy is unethical milk.

>> No.9515607

I think its a Midwest regional item, and or or some other wacky foriegn country. Mcdonalds (and by extension most other fast food chains) use the midwest as a sort of testing ground, which is how you get stuff like the Mcgangbang, and the Mcshitstorm, they sued to be called by offical names, and were really just EXTRA THICC shakes or burgers with crazy shit in them, but it was decided that there wasnt enough demand so they didn't bother adding it to the Mclineup

>> No.9515618

>love ko 'to
Philippines dumbass

>> No.9515652

No that is the point, the vegans you are talking about won't buy milk even if it was 100% ethical.

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>> No.9515993

They make decent pickled hot dogs.


I live in Califailnia and those things are at least a dollar.

>> No.9516025

No it doesn't. I accidentally bought a bag from the dollar store once.

>> No.9516098

woah, this product is so fucking post-modern

>> No.9516100
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this kind of 'cheese' might be an abomination but at least still says 'cheese product', that thing doesn't even have cheese written anywhere on the package

>> No.9516122

There's a minimum amount of cheese ingredients you need in order to still be able to call it "cheese". Kraft is garbage but it has real cheese, that "shreds" stuff is just pure oil and fats congealed together.

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Yeah sometimes this stuff is more painfully obvious. I was in the store the other day and was wondering what the difference between these two products were, then I noticed the lack of the word "cheese"

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i don't even know what that shit is

>> No.9516154

fucking kek, my sides

>> No.9516175
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>no walden farms

>> No.9516272

You can't just put "Natural Roasted Peanut Flavor" as an ingredient. Explain yourselves bitch.

>> No.9516276

>peanut flavor
>0 nutrients
so you shit the same thing that you eat?

>> No.9516277

My dad is obsessed with cheese like sandwich slices. about once every 2-3 months hell start saying how he wants some, buy a packet, eat one slice then complain the rest of the day about how awful it tastes.

Im guessing its some nostalgia thing.

>> No.9516281

>imitation food
At least it's honest

>> No.9516284

>Ingredients: vegetable fiber (2nd item even)
>Nutrition: 0% fiber

>> No.9516285

Sure you can. And you don't explain it in more detail because you don't want to clue your competitors in to what you're doing.

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>> No.9516302

pretty pickles!!!!!!

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I've reported you to the FBI.

>> No.9516340

well i can't decide. pumpkin pie our apple pie our saulsberry steak. our burgers our beans our pineapple our rice our fishsticks our tuna our icecream.

>> No.9516355


As for everything said, are you drunk?

>> No.9516381

How poor are you? Are you like a Charlie that's never left Boston? Half and half is everywhere even in those shitty flyover trucker diners. I've only not been able to get half and half somewhere when they run out. Fuck you're worthless

>> No.9516391

yeag your right. snack down on these three bags of sinkers and resses cups.

>> No.9516416


>> No.9516433

This looks far superior to anything Oscar-Meyer makes. Simple and wholesome, would eat.

>> No.9516487
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>oh that looks pretty tas-
>wait what the fuck is half this stuff

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This just makes me sad.

>> No.9516603

>Hey, I made that image. It said originally
>Flavored Syrup
>Contains no butter

Fuck me man, thank you for posting this. I was going in circles trying to understand how something could be X flavoured butter, but contain no butter.

>> No.9516608

what is this called??

>> No.9516627

Novelty food for when you have your twat vegan friends round for brunch

>> No.9516634

It's actually calories fewer than 5.

>> No.9516636

Kase is cheese in German, Kopf... head? Dunno where the name comes from.

>> No.9516647

Yeast is not vegan.

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>> No.9516656

>very natural
>very healthy

you stopped before taste.

>> No.9516665

>very natural and healthy food

It's neither of those things you idiot. Were you taught in the 1950's?

>> No.9516672

You wanna get big you gotta eat big C'MON

>> No.9516684


>> No.9516723

This is an idea that makes everyone unironically wish they lived in a society where this was a common practice.

>> No.9516823

it's a replacement for brominated vegetable oil, and the purpose is to prevent the juice from emulsifying while in distribution

>> No.9516850

"real cheese" is also just fats congealed together.
At this point it doesn't even matter if there is some trace of "real" cheese in there

>> No.9516851

It's headcheese.

>> No.9516857

>Amerifucks too goddamn stupid and slovenly to know what half and half is
>first instinct is to assume that it's 50% milk and 50% soy oil

Never change, guys, never change.

>> No.9516951


>Trace calories

Mankind has so far...

>> No.9517030


that literally means that the flavour was derived from roasted peanuts. more info = competitor steals your product idea.

>> No.9517142

The site has an ingredients list. I'm not sure if corn syrup is preferable to soybean oil:
>Ingredients: Skim Milk, Corn Syrup, Cream*, [...] Carrageenan, [...]
>* Adds a trivial amount of fat

>Serving size is probably >9000, making every serving have less than 0.4g of fat
That's exactly right.
>Serving size: 2 tsbp. (30ml)

Moshe, no! This diversion is too obvious. Change tactics.

It's certified kosher, too. You get to pay the orthodox tax, and you get to pay the orthodox tax! Everybody gets to pay the tax!

>> No.9517538

that would be cannibalism

>> No.9517639

>Imitation pasteurised process cheese food

Fuck me I really am glad I'm not an Amerifat sometimes, that is just too much.

>> No.9517754

It's not like it's all we can get. It's just what the poor people get.

>> No.9517760

All that means is they took cheese, milk, and an emulsifying salt and mixed it together. I'm not sure why people are so scared of things that take more than a second to read.

>> No.9517778

There was a time in my life where i ate those for two meals a day because i was so broke.
I still have nightmares about it.

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Rate my dinner tonight

>> No.9517859

Is that artichoke dip from Sam's Club?

>> No.9517989

Yeah, but its from meijer. Top notch stuff.

>> No.9518055

Imagine how much lobbying and political power it took for Kraft to get their food upgraded to "cheese product".

>> No.9518065

at one point kraft was owned by phillip morris. imagine the amounts of money they had.

>> No.9518128

doesnt the little k just mean theres no meat in it

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>> No.9518802

This sounded good when I saw it in the store but had a serious case of breyer's remorse when I tried it.

>> No.9518847

Why does Breyer's have a wet leaf in their logo?

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>> No.9518863

This thread is depressing as fuck. When did everything go so wrong?

>> No.9518915


>> No.9518932

>contains no fruit juice
>contains concentrated orange juice

>> No.9518939


>> No.9518978
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>Imitation process cheese food
>American flavor
So that's what they taste like!

>> No.9518993

Fuck off.
Kool Pickles are the shit.

>> No.9519402

>contaims no fruit juice
>concentrated orange juice

>> No.9519441

Livin lavish

>> No.9519526

Did he died?

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>> No.9520583

>this is "healthier" than natural food.

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Looks like a licker.

>> No.9520824

>drinking fluoride

>> No.9520892


>> No.9520900

thats a Filipino thing. I think, they serve it, because their biggest competitor in the country serves it too.

>> No.9520942

I don't get it. Cookie dough ice cream is pretty common. It sounds pretty good.

>> No.9520968

>Eating literal living organisms

>> No.9520986

it's not living.

>> No.9520990

yeast is not an animal

>> No.9521017

that protein though

>> No.9521020

I'm going to 7-11 right now, what should I get?

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no fucking way

>> No.9521051

Is that ice cream?

>> No.9521056

I would try it if someone made it for me. I eat eggs so it just seems like to much work for something that I can easily make myself.

>> No.9521094

When your Mustard and Rolls cost MORE Than your hot dogs you're in Bar-S country.

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>> No.9521211

The johnsonville pepper sausage is actually pretty good.
Probably pretty horrible for you, but it surprised me for a convenience store sausage

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No, it's disgusting, Großmütterchen
noone eats this trash anymore

>> No.9521463

I'm so glad I haven't fallen into the cult that is veganism

>> No.9521467

>a bit of butter is gonna cause a heart attack

>> No.9521479
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If vegans hate eggs because its unethical, why don't they just have a couple chickens or ducks that they treat as well as any pet and only eat the eggs they happen to lay? How is that unethical?

>> No.9521494

>Come to the garage Morty...

>> No.9521520

because most of them live in cities like dumb poorfags and the lack of fat and protein makes them dimwitted

>> No.9522014

Because you are still taking advantage of the animal.

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>> No.9522071

You know if I was a woman and somebody ate my period blood every month, I'd be happy to give it to them, not letting it go to waste.

I'd be weirded out, but I'd let them eat it, why not?

>> No.9522075

It looks like mint.

>> No.9522103

If you were a woman you wouldn't have common sense. You would post "ewww!!!" and "so gross >_<" on every social media channel you're on and tell everyone of your girlfriends about "that creepy weirdo"

>> No.9522107

To put this in context, drinking that is the rough equivalent of eating 2 whole pints of Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough, 11 Krispy Kreme glazed donuts, or 8 1/2 Big Macs. What kind of black magic allows you to cram that many calories in a 2-pint cup?

>> No.9522115

The chicken would keep laying eggs whether I eat them or not, retard. Would it be better to throw them in the trash?

>> No.9522130

Holy shit I eat that much sugar in two weeks

>> No.9522138

How so? Chicken eggs are completely unfertilised when there's no rooster around, they lay them anywhere they please with no shits given, and they even eat them themselves when they need the nutrition. Where's the cruelty in this situation?

>> No.9522155

You from ohio?

>> No.9522159

>equivalent of eating 2 whole pints of Ben and Jerry's
>What kind of black magic allows you to cram that many calories in a 2-pint cup?
I'm stumped

>> No.9522215

Damn, that was stupid of me. Regardless, the point still stands that digging into two pints of ice cream would definitely be less easy to accomplish than sipping down a milkshake.

>> No.9522222
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Liquid calories are largely to blame for our obesity problem. I know a few girls at work who will drink two of these a day without even thinking about it. I mean that's almost half of the calories I consume an entire day that they just take in idly with zero thought.

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>> No.9522247

First of all, check those quints. I agree with the danger of high-calorie drinks, because they trick people who don't want to get stuffed with greasy, rich food yet want a satisfying treat, thus downing cups of sugar and airy whipped cream and sabotaging all their hard work. You can't have your sugar allowance and not eat it too.

>> No.9522256

Piss jugs

>> No.9522266

There's never a percentage for sugar, I think because you don't need it in your diet so there's no point in recommending how much you have.

>> No.9522420

>it just seems like to much work for something that I can easily make myself
If you eat eggs then how is it not more work for someone you know?

>> No.9522491

Chips Ahoy! is legit one of the worst things i've ever tried.
I'd have to imagine that this product would be as bad as eating Chips Ahoy! on their own.

>It Melts!
As opposed to what?

>> No.9522496

I used to like those when I was a kid... Hmmm. Really makes me think.

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>> No.9522517

>Ice cream
check again

>> No.9523174
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Tillmans Toasty

meat like material you put in your toaster
stinks enought to make your whole house smell like old deepfryer oil and sweat in just 5 minutes.

theire slogan is "dont call it Schnitzel" that couldnt be more true.

>> No.9523202

You mean mix water and sugar yourself?

>> No.9523208

>blocks your arteries
Nothin' personnel ,fatso.

>> No.9523209

the chicken variety is actually pretty good

>> No.9523214

Holy shit, you could eat four double whoppers instead.

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>> No.9523463

vegans are pretty much retarded. half of our oxygen comes from plankton, so stop breathing any time

>> No.9523580

Literally everything is a "living organism" on some level. This is something that I find weird about vegans. Often the same people who go on about how wrong it is to eat a sentient creature are the same people who will hold up studies about plants and trees can have emotions and communicate--so then why the fuck is it OK for you to eat them?

>> No.9523811

Nah. He's just chilling.

>> No.9524021

He's just waiting for spring

>> No.9524032
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>> No.9524043

>that pic
wait, that's not the kind of texture peanut butter has...
what is this?

>> No.9524046

oh shit it's one of those calorie free abominations

>> No.9524084

>calorie free

>> No.9524101


Huh, you're right.

When I glanced at OP's image I thought it was in the shape of a packaged ham, and was left wondering what new affront to god we had wrought.

>> No.9524122

go away

>> No.9524257

Where did this retarded meme came from? I have vegans as much as anyone else, but some anti-vegans have the most moronic arguments.

>> No.9524264

It's maple-flavoured syrup, dumbass. Maple syrup isn't made from corn.

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>> No.9524451

Undigestable fiber material so you just shit the entire thing out.

>> No.9524477

Are you saying maple syrup isn't maple-flavoured?

>> No.9524488

Those are meant to be used as fish bait.
Have you sick fucks actually been eating them???

>> No.9524509

No, the maple flavour is an inherent property of the maple sap from which the syrup is made.

>> No.9524545

i think fish wouldn't even bother with those

>> No.9524567

But maple flavour is also an inherent properly of maple-flavoured syrup.

>> No.9524620

>Log Cabin Syrup ingredients: Corn Syrup, Liquid Sugar (Natural Sugar, Water), Water, Salt, Natural and Artificial Flavor (Lactic Acid), Sodium Hexametaphosphate, Preservatives (Sodium Benzoate, Sorbic Acid), Caramel Color, Phosphoric Acid.

Nah, that's probably the flavor of corn syrup, lactic acid and sodium hexametaphosphate combined. And it tastes nothing like maple syrup.

>> No.9524662

We have something like this in Lithuania it's called ''šaltiena'' pretty much impossible to translate to english. My best translation would be meat jelly.

>> No.9524677

>I'm white trash
You should be proud that you are white, I would kill to be you

>> No.9524686

This is like watching an egg get a sex change operation. So much time and effort wasted on an affront to nature

>> No.9524694

>this is the vegan argument, okay fair enough
>yet most of them still own pets

>> No.9524700


tai kad čia vien liežuviai su želė

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>> No.9524714

Tas pats principas. Mėsa žėlėj

>> No.9525024

To be fair 60ml is about 1.5 shot glasses.

>> No.9525048

This is basically a "pure and wholesome" hot dog. Its just parts of a cow head in gelatin.

A hot dog is the same thing only blended with added artificial flavors starches, sugars and colors.

>> No.9525092

The only whopper I ever had what a Quad Whopper. The only reason I ordered it was to prove a point.

It was pretty good for a burger from a fast food chain. I ate it since i hate wasting food.

>> No.9525093

>pure and wholesome
>shaved off pieces of face suspended in liquified bone

>> No.9525116

Kind sir, please tell me what kind of punctuation mark you use to indicate the sarcastic use of a phrase.

It is as pure and wholesome as all the ingredients that go in those fad diets. It comes straight from a cow with next to no processing and no added ingredients except a little salt.

>> No.9525123
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same thing

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Is it bad I expected this to be a spaghetti burger hybrid?

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>> No.9525222

>"by accident"

It's okay to admit you're poor, honey :^)

>> No.9525276

Nah famalam at that price I'd have just thrown them out

>> No.9525324

/ck/ has a crippling contrarian need to lambast anything related to veganism

>> No.9525338

How the fuck is this even remotely possible?

>> No.9525348

Being mostly water and labeling regulations.

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Not at all.

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>> No.9525843

I like bar s. Fight me

>> No.9525903

Vegans are almost as bad as Antifa. almost.

>> No.9525931

No way. I've lived in Québec my entire life and I've never seen a Couche-Tard do this.

>> No.9525940

Bar S is Mexican

>> No.9526615

It's real.


>> No.9527302

fuckin' franks I swear

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i thought they were cheese and sauce dispensers

>> No.9528307

it's actually better for you than brominated vegetable oil, bromine tears apart your nerve endings and in massive amounts can cause paralysis.
>a guy drank two 2liters of mountian dew a day for a decade and now he can't feel his legs

>> No.9528319

Are you sure that's not from diabetes from the massive amounts of sugar? A 2L of Mountain Dew is like 6 times the maximum amount of sugar someone should be having in a day, and that's day after day for 10 years.

>> No.9528323

holy shit you're not wrong

>> No.9528346

godspeed buddy

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>> No.9528463

Is it tongue? Looks good

>> No.9528823

Knew this shit was coming

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>25 fucking cents for a pack of hot dogs + packaging + shipping etc
that is sketchy as fuck. how long do these abominations keep for?

>> No.9529431

cheap hotdogs leave a horrible after taste which lasts for the whole day and even continuous until the next day.

>> No.9529452

creme eggs are not trying to imitate real eggs you fucking retard

>> No.9529473

I tried that slushlie and it was just a bamboozle. Tasted like strawberry and banana.

>> No.9529705

They probably keep forever since they're loaded with preservatives. I ate them when I was a poorfag university student but they tasted like a dogs ass after they just took a shit. The smell after you cook them is atrocious and lingers in the air. If I were having a girl over and I ate them the day before I'd have to air out the apt. even if it was freezing cold in winter.

>> No.9529747

Jesus, what marketing person thought it was a good idea to imply that it formerly did not melt?

>> No.9529784

>not preserving your foxmeat in a solid block of ice

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>breyer's remorse

I laughed at this

>> No.9530065

One that got paid out of desperation.

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>breyer's remorse
fucking lol
you deserve this (you), anon

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why didn't you post the full picture

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>people who do something against animal cruelty are almost as bad as those who oppose fascism

really makes you think

>> No.9530154

>oppose fascism
Pick one you Soros cum-rag.

>> No.9530160

Not him but AntiFa is more unironic Orwellianism than Fascism

>> No.9530174

Using acts of violence to ensure that your narrow political views are the only ones that are ever heard. Call it what the fuck it is, facism. Those cunts belong up against a wall.

>> No.9530175

You laugh, but most vegan cheeses do not melt well.

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More of (domestic) terrorism
And I'm going to dig through my /ck/ folder to keep this post from being TOO off topic, but...
Fascism, let's start with the economic policy: Basically, a business can't exist unless it has an overall good impact on the community
In other words: no sweatshops, no money laundering schemes, no "let's create a monopoly on x and then have up the prices", etc.
Really just capitalism but where the government is allowed to get rid of the hand full of genuinely bad businesses that are "technically legal"
It has a similar role in culture, where it will get rid of degeneracy or other harmful material, like: thug culture, inflation porn, any kind of unironic "freebleeding"-tier shit
It's really more of a blacklist kind of thing than a whitelist
But capitalism generally does better compared to the amount of effort needed to maintain it
That kind of mindset is more of a whitelist
Basically, "we allow everything *except*..." Vs "we allow nothing *except*..."
Though what the schools teach Fascism is definitely resembles AntiFa, so I'll give you that

Anyways, would you rather eat this or a fast food place with the sanitary standards of Olive Garden?

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>now melts!
w-what did it do before

>> No.9530237

why is the name olive garden frequently invoked in discussions about restaurant sanitation?
is it anything particular they did or what?

>> No.9530244

Punching a Nazi in the face is what our fathers called patriotism.

Why do you hate freedom? And soldiers?

>> No.9530256

Thank goodness that you are here to finally label, classify, identify , and clarify what ANTIFA is.

Lemme guess who you supported in he last election....


>> No.9530264

threatening to bomb a parade because the cucked as shit portland republican party was going to have a float is not patriotism and my father would never once be caught defending it. Antifa are scum this is fact.

>> No.9530268

I didn't know I was the only one that hated it for that
It's because the ones I've went to, and I guess all the other ones everyone else has went to, usually have a few flies, a decoration or two is rusty/dirty, something like that
The food, otherwise, is alright I guess
But then we took in Nazis to make us rockets n shit, meanwhile it's still illegal for communists to be in US govt.
Plus Nazism is inheritly patriotic to its host country, just not necessarily said country's current government
...Wait, when did this thread turn to politics from food
Can we all just agree that regardless of who we are, we ALL hate centrists?

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>> No.9530282

citation needed.

What about the white supremacists? How do you feel about them? Are they "FINE PEOPLE"?

Maybe your father is a racist too. Like you.

>> No.9530283

See >>9529747

>> No.9530289

No they didn't.

And using a word like 'cucked' shows us all who you are. Get the fuck back to /pol/ with your bullshit.

>> No.9530298

>Can we all just agree that regardless of who we are, we ALL hate centrists?
yes. centrists are faggots.

>> No.9530302

"cucked" is a common term on all boards. it was a thing even before we were under the rule of the gook. fuck off back to rebbit if it bothers you

>> No.9530318

Oh my bad they threatened to assault people for their politics resulting in portland scuttling the whole event, yea that's not facism at all my bad. As long as your political opponents' hearts are still beating you're not a facist at all.

>moving goal posts
>g-go back to /pol/!
pedestrian and boring, try harder next time.

>> No.9530323

let me guess, you watch anime too? kys

>> No.9530355

And the final piece: GO BACK TO PLEBBIT!!!!!

You were wrong abut the bomb threat, maybe you are wrong about everything. No, cuck came into vogue during this last election cycle, probably by you and the rest of the White Power losers on /pol/.

On April 6th, 2017, The Daily Beast[7] reported that anonymous sources in the Trump administration claimed Trump’s chief strategist Steve Bannon called Trump’s senior advisor and son-in-law Jared Kushner a “cuck” and “globalist” during a White House feud. That day, Twitter posted a Moments[8] page titled “Infighting between Kushner and Bannon has devolved into ‘alt-right’ name-calling.” Meanwhile, Redditor themessias1001 submitted The Daily Beast article to /r/politics,[9] where it received more than 5,500 votes (95% upvoted) and 1,200 comments within four hours

Facts are phun!

>> No.9530362


Are there seriously people buying butter-flavored syrup instead of just putting butter and syrup on their fucking pancakes

>> No.9530367

>You were wrong abut the bomb threat,
>he thinks he's talking to one anon

>he still hasn't addressed why a threat of violence is justified
>b-but it wasn't a bomb!


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Dollar Tree "sour cream"

>> No.9530389

B-b-but I said they were going bomb a parade! I was wrong and I don't have ANYTHING!!!

Still hasn't addressed why ANTIFA is active in the Untied States of AmeriKKKa.


>> No.9530391

>No, cuck came into vogue during this last election cycle, probably by you and the rest of the White Power losers on /pol/.
nah not even close, furthest back I can remember it being used was when m**t's asian stalker gf was taking the BBC and he was ridiculed for it. Theres screencaps of what happened but someone else can go post them.

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nevermind I just googled it.
2014. way before "muh election'

stay btfo

>> No.9530409

>I don't have ANYTHING!!!
Except for the fucking threat of violence that was apparently so credible that the city shut down the parade. Justify it you stupid fucking cunt go ahead and try. You can't, it's authoritarianism and it's fucking trash and if every collegiate crybaby posting airsoft pics on their facebook profile in between DNC suck-sessions drowned tomorrow I would orgasm continuously for the next fifteen years.

>> No.9530432

He mad.

Who DID you vote for snowflake?

Your opinion goes in the trash. Along with the rest of your redneck, inbred, racist asshole Drumpf gargling faggot morons.

ANTIFA is now a necessary evil because you edgelords are too 'cucked' to stand up to the true evil in this country.

And I'm not talking about butter flavored syrup. People buy that shit because they can't afford butter and real maple syrup.

>> No.9530440

go after the kikes then and we wont have a problem. Your group of moronic degenerates attack common fuckheads and die in warehouse fires. You're fucking useless.

>> No.9530455

I voted third party, not that that statement matters to you, you're so deep in your echo chamber at this point that anyone who disagrees with you gets the
treatment so don't even pretend like that was ever a question for you.

>ANTIFA is now a necessary evil because you edgelords are too 'cucked' to stand up to the true evil in this country.
You mean the media right? The thing that constantly wipes clean the asses of antifa twinks because they are 100% bought out by the liberal elite who care not one fucking thing for average Americans, minorities, or any other cause celebre that you're virtue signaling on social media about today. Because from here it looks like those two groups are best buds.

>> No.9530461

Seriously, you are embarrassing yourself. You're the kind of coward who mouths the word 'nigger' whenever she drives by some black guys, but you have your windows up. You are an idiot and a coward. Back to /pol/.

I support violence against other violent factions. If the alt right hadn't been so emboldened by the ass being elected we wouldn't need them. But we do need them. More than ever.

>> No.9530472

> liberal elite
> I voted third part


>> No.9530479

im going to just take the jump to the conclusion that this is bait and to stop replying. In the slim off-chance that it isn't and someone is being dumb on 4chan (unthinkable), please do yourself and everyone else a favor and get your head checked for retardation or otherwise.

>> No.9530535
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Breyers makes "frozen dairy desserts".
They are milk and stabilizers.

>> No.9530576

"unreal" is an extremely fitting term

>> No.9530612

What is stopping these retards from just making their own? It's just fucking sauce

>> No.9530624

>But we do need them. More than ever.
>we need a group of violent college kids willing to assault people to please their handlers because the Nixonian corruption of one of the worst presidents in decades was handily refuted by the election of his exact complement, spearheaded largely by vast swaths of Americans the media tried to pretend didn't exist, as evidenced by their pre-election """"polls""""".

>> No.9530697

without namedropping, a popular youtube cooking show claims to have found a nearly identical copy of the recipe.

>> No.9530845

Because it's part of a promotional event based off an EPIC plotline of a HILARIOUS episode of Rick and Morty. It's more about its affiliation to the cartoon than the sauce itself.

>> No.9531188

Product of Italy?

>> No.9531461

I would not try neither that nor their "steak", but the store has improved in their selections. I don't remember so many brand names back then in stock as I do now.

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>> No.9531666

has it been 4 years already holy shit

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