/ S I P / G E N E R A L: Halfway there edition

[Anonymous No.9505835]

Old one hit the bump limit >>9486398. We're halfway to the weekend, sip boys. Finish strong.

[Anonymous No.9505847]

>>9505835
>tfw no sips in the house and I have to stop on my way to work tomorrow morning

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9505859]

does anybody have a sip tier list

I wanna know what sips are good and what sips are just ok

[Anonymous No.9505862]

>>9505859
Comin atcha

[Anonymous No.9505866]

>>9505862
>Black down that low

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.9505939]

>>9505835

>tfw 2 for $3
>tfw 10 for 15.99

[Anonymous No.9505958]

[Anonymous No.9505967]

>>9505862
Have to agree with the chart. First time having red sips today and it was really awful tasting compared to white. Love orange and yellow too but white is by far the best. Wish I could get purple in my country though. Nice to be part of this community.

[Anonymous No.9505968]

>>9505958
>that sign in the back

got me

[Anonymous No.9505977]

I came here after eating some bread I baked because i was wondering if there would be any bread threads here. I regular /fit/ and i occasionally i see /SHILLppers/ and chuckle 2 myself 'these charlatans surely r not fooling any1'

then I see this - sip generals? u r all fucking MAD and disgust me

dont 4get 2 drink ur water

[Anonymous No.9506121]

>>9505977
Nice blog

[Anonymous No.9506145]

Do you lads S I P on the weekend or just during the work week?

[Anonymous No.9506156]

>mfw I suspect my roommate has been stealing my favorite 0-calorie pre-workout

[Anonymous No.9506169]

What do you guys think of these sips? I usually grab one if I see them.

[Anonymous No.9506257]

shoo shoo sip shill

[Anonymous No.9506287]

>>9505835
AMP is the only sip that is not a complete meme

it actually works.

[Anonymous No.9506319]

Hey /sip/bois Amerilard here

I am visiting Australia and want to try some of the local stuff. Doesn't have to be sugar free just as long as it's not available back home. No monster either they all suck.

What get?

[Anonymous No.9506408]

>>9506319
>No monster either they all suck.

I hope you get trapped in a kangaroo pouch full of crocodile headed funnel web box jellyfishes.

[Anonymous No.9506646]

anyone else here 2 sips in the span of 2 hours?

[Anonymous No.9506898]

>>9505958
>>9505968
This is Craig from marketing.... I updated this influencer comparable last week and pushed it out to the git repository. Please run your git pulls gentlemen. We need to stop using stale ass memes.

[Anonymous No.9506901]

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9506922]

Monster is the sip, all others are a sip.

[Anonymous No.9506956]

>>9505835
nth for monster girls need love too!

[Anonymous No.9506979]

>>9505835
Reminder to report these paid advertisement shill threads!

[Anonymous No.9506997]

>>9506257
>>9506979
S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9507011]

How do I stop being a little bitch and get used to caffeine? Every time I drink something with a little too much caffeine I feel like shit. Nausea and stuff.

[Anonymous No.9507017]

>>9507011
Take 100mg of l-theanine before you sip. If that doesn’t work, try 200mg. It’s cheap, easy to find, and it’s just an amino acid from tea. No jitters and no crash.

[Anonymous No.9507038]

>>9506979
>shills
Dude, we are legion.

[Anonymous No.9507044]

>>9507038

[Anonymous No.9507054]

>>9507038
I’m assuming this is b8 again, but it’s the other way around.

[Anonymous No.9507063]

>>9507054
The number of unique posters is always higher than the number of replies in sip threads. I double checked it. It's right.

[Anonymous No.9507065]

>>9507063
b8 confirmed

[Anonymous No.9507110]

>>9505939
300/2=150
1599/10=160
the fuck is this shit

[Anonymous No.9507130]

>just took my first sip of the day

[Anonymous No.9507134]

>>9507130
Same. Haven't had one in a week+, so I'm on cloud 9 rn.

[Anonymous No.9507167]

>>9505939
>tfw 1 for 0.99

[Anonymous No.9507216]

Giving this a shot

[Anonymous No.9507225]

>when you just had your one-a-week Green Monster

[Anonymous No.9507248]

>>9507216
Not the best flavor, in my opinion, but it’s still good.

>>9507225
Do you sip ultras otherwise?

[Anonymous No.9507256]

>>9505862
This graph is EXTREMELY accurate.

[Anonymous No.9507270]

>>9505835
This has to be the most cancerous general, literally.

[Anonymous No.9507276]

>>9507248
Local sugarfree brand otherwise.

[Anonymous No.9507285]

there are so many sippers between /ck/ and /fit/ that our own sip brand would probably take off

[Anonymous No.9507384]

>>9507276
so you're basically a nonsipper

[Anonymous No.9507402]

>done with first /sip/
>just moved a second /sip/ from the fridge to the freezer, gonna get a super icey /sip/ in 20 or so minutes
>making tomato soup for a double /sip/
>watching conspiracy videos

super comfy right now

[Anonymous No.9507405]

>>9507384
Yep. I like the typical "energy" flavor.

[Anonymous No.9507440]

>be poor sipboy coz i spend all my spare money on sips
>order fakeass cheap chinese zippo for /out/ purposes
>retailer attached this pic related rare sip as a thanks
>theyknowme.png
>actually tastes good

anon got any experience with obscure sips?

[Anonymous No.9507466]

>>9505835
>mfw I don't understand the existence of such thread
>mfw I don't understand the existence of such thread HERE (/pol/ or /d/ seems to be the best place)

Seriously tho, why don't you just do coke and have a pepsi after.

I'm baffled, is there some phallic appropriation with the can or something?

Can you cook with it?

[Anonymous No.9507476]

>>9507466
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.9507498]

>>9507466
>beverage thread
>on a board for food and cooking discussion
Whoa

[Anonymous No.9507502]

>>9507270
Nonsipper:

Please post any source linking any ingredient in sips to cancer in humans.

Thanks.

P.T. You can’t.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9507506]

>>9507402
>MFW MY SIP CAME OUT THE CAN AS A DELICIOUS /SIP/ SLUSHIE

IT'S SO GOOD BOIS, YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS

[Anonymous No.9507519]

One thing I think /sip/boys and non can agree on: the best time for a /sip/ is while admiring Tara Strong's nice badonkadonk.

[Anonymous No.9507576]

How many sips a day can you do? Trying to limit 2 per day of zero ultra

[Anonymous No.9507612]

Just cracked a cold one open. First time I've ever had it. Purty gud.

[Anonymous No.9507644]

>>9505835
I don't buy Monster because of this blatant advertising

[Anonymous No.9507649]

>>9507644
Can you lurk for like five seconds bro? Before you fall for the oldest fucking trick in the 4chan book?

[Anonymous No.9507699]

can someone shoop a /sip/ in this

[Anonymous No.9507720]

/s i p p k a n g z 2 k 1 7/

[Anonymous No.9507734]

>>9507699
Yeah we need some more gay fucking anime with sips shopped in. That’s what this meme is all about. Shitty, interchangeable photos of chinese cartoons + sips. That’s what makes this meme great. More of that please.

[Anonymous No.9507742]

>>9507734
I can't hear you over all the cum gargling in your fuck-gullet. Could you repeat yourself?

[Anonymous No.9507744]

>>9507734
Yes and it’s best when it’s so shitty and unremarkable that no one ever reposts it. The more forgettable and pointless it is, the better. Also if it’s cringey pedo looking anime, that’d be optimal. I want to regret ever seeing it.

[Anonymous No.9507745]

This is now the ChugChad general

[Anonymous No.9507749]

>>9507745
Negatory bro

[Anonymous No.9507756]

>>9507749
Monster is for basement dwelling nerds.

[Anonymous No.9507770]

>>9507756
Negatory bro

[Anonymous No.9507783]

>>9507770
>le cuck man supreme

Positively ;)

[Anonymous No.9507941]

>>9507745
>ChugChad
Gross.

[Anonymous No.9507948]

>>9507756
>basement dwelling nerds
Fake news.

[Anonymous No.9507963]

>>9507466
It's viral marketing and they pay gook moot to not have their shit threads deleted

[Anonymous No.9507977]

I had to leave my girlfriend a few days ago, going to be gone for 2 months for work.
I opened my backpack for the first time today and found a bag with 2 Monster Energy™ Zero Ultras™, 1 Ultra Sunrise™, a large bag of beef jerky, and a note.
This is true love fellow sippers. I'm going to marry this girl.

[Anonymous No.9507990]

Who /uni/ /sipboy/ here?
>>9507963
We're just having fun m8, we genuinely like Monster because it's decently cheap and gives us our unhealthy fix.

[Anonymous No.9508006]

>>9507990
>unhealthy fix.
Uh, what's unhealthy about it? Edith says she drinks one a day and she's 137 years old.

[Anonymous No.9508007]

This one actually tastes bad

[Anonymous No.9508009]

what's the best flavor besides white

[Anonymous No.9508036]

>>9508009
Black, but it's not an every day SIP. Black is a special occasion SIP. It's very complex and you need time and a special moment to really experience it. The next best is Yellow, RIP. Since you won't be able to find yellow you then get Purple (which is still a very fine sip) then Orange (which is a bit 1 dimensional in terms of flavor profile). Red is barely worth drinking and Blue is not worth drinking unless you are that rare type of person that likes the taste of man made chemical "wild berry."

[Anonymous No.9508045]

I've tried the mango loco. Delicious, but not a true sip.

[Anonymous No.9508087]

>>9507963
Hey red bull shill, you’re blowing your cover.

[Anonymous No.9508145]

>>9505835
wtf are this shill thread about anyway? how much do you get paid to post these? how do I sign up?

Poster/IP count suggests someone is using dynamic IP/proxies/VPN, whatever.

[Anonymous No.9508220]

>>9507502
What the fuck is "Erythritol" then?

[Anonymous No.9508226]

>>9505862
>giving blue and black low rating

go home redbully

[Anonymous No.9508259]

>drinking anything except for water
You're all failures.

[Anonymous No.9508268]

>>9508145
maybe it just means 44 people genuinely sip

[Anonymous No.9508300]

>>9505862
I have never seen the black sip for sale, is it still made?

[Anonymous No.9508316]

>>9508220
Try using “the internet.”

[Anonymous No.9508321]

>>9508145
>Poster/IP count suggests someone is using dynamic IP/proxies/VPN, whatever.
Occam’s razor suggests you’re retarded.

[Anonymous No.9508330]

>>9508220
naturally occurring sugar alcohol found in pears

literally 2 seconds of googling u shill

[Anonymous No.9508342]

>>9507134
Gonna have my first sip in a week tomorrow fug

[Anonymous No.9508545]

>>9508300
Yes

[Anonymous No.9508633]

>>9508342
>>9507134
>>9507130

[Anonymous No.9508650]

>>9507963
>>9508145
>>9508220
Thanks for the bumps, Redbullies.

[Schwalbe professional bike tir(...) !!gcnuHDQsfXG No.9508676]

>>9505862
I've only be able to get ;white,orange and red.
White for some reason is sooo much better.
IMO its the best light soft/energy drink.

[Anonymous No.9508693]

Hey guys I think this is another thread you would really enjoy my hypothesis is that S I P B O I S have a fairly large overlap with SLAMMED owners

>>>/an/2478852

[Anonymous No.9509037]

>>9508693
>click link
>ctrl+f
>"sip"
>no matches
No, I think I'm good here.

[Anonymous No.9509366]

Just had my very first sip today and lemme tell ya, you guys weren't joking. Jesus, that FIRST sip. Theres nothing quite like it.

[Anonymous No.9509396]

>>9507576
Two tops, and that's when I'm not going to sleep until 4 a.m. the next morning. For me one morning sip is ideal, and if I need to I'll bump it with unsweetened iced tea or Coke Zero.

[Anonymous No.9509611]

>>9507576
Two. Weening down to one per day on weekdays.

[Anonymous No.9509665]

RIP Yellow sip, too good for this world. Gonna head to the local spot that still carried it for a bit, but I'm ready for disappointment.

[Anonymous No.9509932]

>>9509366
I'm glad you found the sips. Welcome to the club.
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9509958]

>>9506319
Do you guys have "Mother" over there? Apple green is cool, and drinking purple grape while you eat salted corn chipsv it tastes like jam doughnuts in a drink form.

[Anonymous No.9509961]

>>9505862
>9
>10
>either never seen it or don't remember, call it 3 if you must call it
>4
>8
>1
>6

[Anonymous No.9509975]

>>9506145
it's pure habit at this point. i can't stop doing things that will ultimately shorten my life.
my dream is to retire at 60 with two million dollars, unfortunately i'll end up leaving most of it to my son.

[Anonymous No.9509984]

>>9506646
you aint sippin if you dont feel it in your fingernails

[Anonymous No.9510115]

The bumps on my white sips remind me of my boyfriends cock

[Anonymous No.9510148]

>>9505835
Please report the shill threads

[Anonymous No.9510178]

>>9510115
I knew there was a synergy with grippin and sippin. Its a similar tactile feel. How did I just realize this.

[Anonymous No.9510529]

>>9506319
God-tier drink.

[Anonymous No.9510569]

>>9507720
(you)ing my own post so that the 7/ ends up being in line with the rest.

[Anonymous No.9510618]

saged and reported :^)

[Anonymous No.9510637]

>>9505835
https://www.erome.com/a/D0qenSEs

jesus christ this meme has gone to far

[Anonymous No.9510650]

How can you drink these energy drinks with artifical sweetners? They all taste terrible. I tried almost every sugarfree energy drink available in my country and none of them tasted good. They all have this distinct artificial aftertaste. At this point just drink coffee. It's cheaper and healthier.

[Anonymous No.9510676]

>>9508036
I miss the chai high

[Anonymous No.9510826]

Just saw this for the first time, sippers.
I know it's not a sip but thought you might be interested anyway

[Anonymous No.9510829]

>>9510529
4u?

[Anonymous No.9510890]

>tfsotem

[Anonymous No.9510927]

>>9510890
Fuuuuuck traffic sucks lol

[Anonymous No.9510961]

>>9510890
T R A F F I C
R
A
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F
I
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S U C K S
U
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S

L O L
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[Anonymous No.9510990]

>>9510927
>werd
After that street, which was a clusterfuck, I got stuck 10 cars behind a garbage truck stopping at every house on a double yellow curvy road, and the head driver must have been a redbull fan because he had no balls.
You know, T F S O T E M has touched my soul tho. I'm feeling great and fully energized. I'm ready to seize my day. I'm at work, but even if I was at play, or just on the couch checking my fantasy sports teams, Zero Ultra™ has elevated my game - and I feel very blessed.

[Anonymous No.9511368]

>>9507699
not a /sip/ native, just a passerby. This one is on the house.

[Anonymous No.9511419]

>tfw never gave a shit about energy drinks
>fall for the memes because I browse this place
>eastern europe shithole so they only have pic related to purchase

forgive me /S I P/ for I have sinned

[Anonymous No.9511444]

>>9511419
at least that's a real sip, not a 0 calorie energy drink.

[Anonymous No.9511468]

>>9511444

[Anonymous No.9511484]

>>9511468
wats the problem sipboi?
you can't argue with my numbers.
once you go black you never go back.

[Anonymous No.9511498]

>>9511419
>eastern europe shithole

Which one? I'm in Croatia, and there are 10 sip versions here. Just sipped Ultra Red, bought from Müller.

I have to visit Zagreb to probably find some more sips to cops.

Also, sips here are $2.

[Anonymous No.9511505]

>>9511498

Romania, tho I looked in only one store after I finished classes. That can I bought is 1.3 dollars

[Anonymous No.9511525]

>>9511505
>1.3 dollars

Holy fuck is that more than the GDP of Romania?

[Anonymous No.9511555]

>>9511525
yes

[Anonymous No.9511613]

>>9506169
grape is pretty solid for cheap sips

[Anonymous No.9511618]

>>9505835
I don't buy monster any more because of these threads, it was never that good to begin with

[Anonymous No.9511634]

>>9511618
OK. Thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.9511667]

>>9505835
just ordered a case of mango

[Anonymous No.9511669]

>>9511618
totally convinced me bro!

[Anonymous No.9511677]

>>9505835
>rip yellow sips
>piniata drinks white

You white fanatics! In the name of our fallen yellow icon, I damn you all!

[Anonymous No.9511704]

>>9505835
Welp you sip bros finally got me

[Anonymous No.9511772]

>>9511704
Welcome home.

S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9511805]

>>9511368
I, for one, love it. If I could give you a sip on the house I would. I wish you well and hope, somehow, that the universe will find it in its infinite powers to bless you the same way that sipboys are very blessed.

[Anonymous No.9511806]

I still prefer the green one to white. What should I try to get an acquired taste for sips?

[Anonymous No.9511847]

Else had an ultra black yet?

It's the edgiest sip I've seen yet. Tasted pretty great, I'm not an connoisseur of sips but I enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.9511852]

>>9511806
Orange. Ultra Sunrise. No question.

[Anonymous No.9511917]

Proto-sip reporting in

[Anonymous No.9512858]

>>9511847
Black sips generally considered low tier but I'm glad you enjoyed, you just do you sipbro

[Anonymous No.9513037]

Y'all are fags

[Anonymous No.9513082]

>>9513037
Guess someone hasn't had that first sip yet!
It's OK I can be grumpy until I see that sweet 2 for 4 deal at my local mapco

[Anonymous No.9513165]

>>9513082
>2 for 4
S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9513188]

Because of this thread I tried some orange sips today. Not on the level of my usual white sips, but still awesome. A decent alternative if white ever goes out of stock.

[Anonymous No.9513259]

[Anonymous No.9513793]

朝のSIP

[Anonymous No.9513846]

>>9513793
R A R E

[Anonymous No.9513860]

>>9511419
Ok so I had my first Monster can and I have to say...
That redbull tastes better than it, not even memeing it, the monster can felt too sweet and fruity. The redbull can while being smaller, had a better taste and addiction potential.

So yeah, regular monster can loses against redbull, don't know about the zero ultra variety people in this general enjoy

[Anonymous No.9513881]

>>9513860
>eating the cans

[Anonymous No.9513899]

>>9513793
how come there are no niggers, trash on the ground, degeneracy, and homeless people?

[Anonymous No.9513902]

Why's it gotta be so cloyingly sweet?

Doesn't anyone appreciate nuanced sips?

[Anonymous No.9513924]

what spirit mixes well with sips?

[Anonymous No.9513932]

>>9513899
Whoa! Very very edgy post!

[Anonymous No.9513934]

>>9513902
Caffeine is bitter as fuck, it has to be offset by sweetness

Try and keep a caffeine pill in your mouth for as long as you can, it aint good

[Anonymous No.9513971]

>>9513860

[Anonymous No.9513978]

Thoughts on these sips?

[Anonymous No.9513979]

Even anime artists are part of the ［ S I P B O Y S ］

[Anonymous No.9513986]

>>9513978
i can never tolerate sucralose

[Anonymous No.9514004]

[Anonymous No.9514014]

>>9513978
Better than the ultras.

[Anonymous No.9514075]

I tried this crap because I've seen this thread so many times and had to see what the deal was.

I am addicted to it now and will probably have to go into treatment. Thanks viral marketing for ruining my life.

[Anonymous No.9514085]

>>9514075
Nice. I'm using my addiction to the drink and these threads to work on my gfx design, maybe get a job in marketing design. The below are some I threw together in like 5 min.
>>9514004
>>9513979

[Anonymous No.9514139]

[Anonymous No.9514332]

>>9514085
I'm also using this meme to sharpen my skills. I used to be really good at PS back in college and now I am relearning a lot that I have forgotten.

[Anonymous No.9514391]

White is terrible. It tastes like a shitty fresca. Just the base, normal monster zero is good enough.

[Anonymous No.9514430]

Budget sip! Drank my last monster and only just got paid. Cracking into the emergency stash.

[Anonymous No.9514612]

>>9507612
this is the only juice i drink, i wish they had a sugar free one

[Anonymous No.9514663]

>>9513978
Literally tea juice. Bad sip, real sips are bubbly.

[Anonymous No.9514889]

threadly reminder to share your sips.

[Anonymous No.9514971]

>>9509366
same. dog bless

[Anonymous No.9515089]

what the fuck, this has 11 calories, at least in Finland

[Anonymous No.9515111]

Who sips out of necessity? Like, who else here can't get through work without that extra fuel?

[Anonymous No.9515192]

>>9515111
>work

[Anonymous No.9515196]

Anyone else sippin' at work?

[Anonymous No.9515338]

>>9515196
fellow joinery sipper?

[Anonymous No.9515360]

ultra sunrise is ultra-foul, its that godawful sugarfree aftertaste, and the flavor of old fanta.

valentino rossi citrus 2017 tastes alright until the bubbles are gone, which is when it reveals another flavor; fart

>>9510650
I agree, artificial sweeteners make these drinks taste like shit

[Anonymous No.9515365]

>>9515360
>I agree, artificial sweeteners make these drinks taste like shit

this. niggers need to cease this ULTRA faggotry and drink the real ENERGY drinks with 25g sugar / can.

[Anonymous No.9515368]

>>9515111
Only when I'm pushing the overtime. I don't need the money, I want the cred and experience.

[Anonymous No.9515369]

>>9515338
Yeah bro, I do CNC machining.

[Anonymous No.9515377]

>>9515369
i used to do that in my last workplace.
made the cutting maps in CutRite for that shit.
otherwise it felt like slaving down at the machine just moving the stuff around.
do you control a milling one too or only that cutter?

[Anonymous No.9515378]

who here /wicked/?

actually, i cant seem to find this stuff anymore. what gives?

[Anonymous No.9515385]

>>9514332
>>9514085
I am already shopping tiddies and ass for magazines and none if it ever gets as good and shopping sips.

[Anonymous No.9515392]

>>9515377
Yeh it's monotonous repetitive work, I pretty much just run that machine in the picture most of the time. There are 4 other different ones and 3 edge banders out of shot.
I can run them all but I get put on this one, I think I know it better than anyone else in the factory. It's a bit of an old machine but built solid. Shit can go wrong quickly if you push wrong buttons.

[Anonymous No.9515408]

>>9513978
Excellent line, the pinku is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.9515434]

>>9513881
Vastly underrated

[Anonymous No.9515520]

>>9513881
holy shit kek

[Anonymous No.9515548]

B E E T U S B O Y Z

[Anonymous No.9515554]

[Anonymous No.9515567]

>>9515554
Nice

[Anonymous No.9515570]

>>9506997
>Mfw I saw a full grown man with the monster energy drink logo tattooed on his calf and people still think this is a forced 4chan meme

[Anonymous No.9515578]

>>9515570
S I P L I F E ∞

[Anonymous No.9515640]

>>9515570

[Anonymous No.9515643]

>>9505835
>tfw only able to find Yellow S I P S once
>store doesnt carry it anymore
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING WHY, I JUST WANT S I P P Y

[Anonymous No.9515662]

will do S I P edits because I am bored to shit.
post em and ill shop em.
Quality not assured.

[Anonymous No.9515749]

I just want to thank the monster brand for paying to keep these threads up and keeping the board free.

[Anonymous No.9515765]

>>9515749
You're welcome, valued consumer.

[Anonymous No.9515780]

>>9505835
>G E N E R A L

[Anonymous No.9515814]

[Anonymous No.9515920]

[Anonymous No.9516211]

>>9508676
Same here. Could get plenty of non-ultra tastes, like assault, ripper, doctor, blue-M, but non of the other ultra's except orange and red. They're both alright, but not spectacular. Too lemonade flavory. I still prefer white.

[Anonymous No.9516246]

>>9505835
A week after trying the green ice pop & vodka tasting green version I'm back with the orange one, I'll tell you what I think of it when I'm done

[Anonymous No.9516341]

I kinda like these threads. You can read through this and say to yourself 'Thank god I'm not that retarded'.

[Anonymous No.9516432]

>>9516341
Redbully spotted.

[Anonymous No.9516760]

>>9516246
WAs good.
Tasted like Orange Starburst & vodka..
Really starting to believe there's actually vodka in these..

[Anonymous No.9517248]

Just picked up a can of these sips. Opinions?

[Anonymous No.9517303]

What do you boys think about Rockstar energy drinks?

[Disgruntled Leaf !nqprlgUDj6 No.9517305]

I tried the blueberry redbull and it's great

[Anonymous No.9517332]

>>9517303
Rockstar Green Apple is my go to sip when I'm making a stop at 7/11. Top Tier sip

[Anonymous No.9517350]

>>9516246
Rare packaging

[Anonymous No.9517353]

>>9517303
The pure zero line is pretty nice and can sub in for a normal sip pretty easily

[Anonymous No.9517418]

>>9506169
Fruit punch is the only good one, I haven't seen them in my area for years though. Shit, they were cheap and I drank a fuck ton in middle school.

[Anonymous No.9517428]

>>9505835
>>9505835

Can anyone help me remember a name of a Soda drink that came out in the early 00's in the Uk

I think the name was TNT or something like that and mostly had fruit based flvours in 330ml cans.

I think they ran a promotion/competition in connection with Ali G in da House but can't rightly remember

I would literally pay hundreds to get my hands on a few rusty cans if only I can taste it one more time

[Anonymous No.9517431]

Fun sip fact: each can of sip is actually hand painted by a constipated hipster at the end of the sip production line. They're not paid in money for their work, they absorb the euphoria that you emit when you take that first sip of the day.

[Anonymous No.9517445]

>>9513978
I cry every night because they discontinued the green tea which was the best. Peach and raspberry are still great though

[Anonymous No.9517475]

>>9517431
So that's why I feel inner peace when I have that first sip. My soul knows the hipster is fulfilling their life's work.

[Anonymous No.9517484]

how to spot a sip wannabe: he DRINKS monster
true patrician sipper sipping on THIS, I call it The True Sip or TTS.

[Anonymous No.9517495]

>>9517484
That and the Green one are pretty good sips

[Anonymous No.9517543]

>Tfw had sips with vodka last night

[Anonymous No.9517553]

>sip meme is one of the very few 4chan memes that hasn't been raped by normies

[Anonymous No.9517574]

>>9517553
Sippers are very welcoming, normies are free to enjoy sips

[Anonymous No.9517597]

*blocks you path*

[Anonymous No.9517619]

>>9517597
>has calories
Heh

[Anonymous No.9517643]

>>9517350
Rare? Fuck didn't know that, gonna collect it then boyyyy

[Anonymous No.9517646]

@9507466
>reddit spacing
>mentioning /d/ and /pol/ for no reason
>le phallic imagery
yeah you aren't getting a (You) faggot

[Anonymous No.9517651]

>>9507734
Anime website you absolute double cunt

[Anonymous No.9517701]

>>9505835
These drinks kill people.

[Anonymous No.9517705]

>>9517574
Normies already sip, they just don't know of the sip society

[Anonymous No.9517747]

>>9517701
Living kills people.

[Anonymous No.9517821]

>>9517651
And amazon started out selling books. Please inform us of your point.

[Anonymous No.9517833]

>>9517821
They still sell books d00derino

[Anonymous No.9517844]

>>9517821
BRB going to Amazon to post complaints that they still sell books.

[Anonymous No.9518010]

@9517651
>During 4chan's earliest days, it had only two boards: "/a/ – Anime/General" and "/b/ – Anime/Random

I can see how THIS would be construed as an "anime website", whatever the fuck that means. We, however, are no longer in 2003 and happen to be posting on a FOOD AND COOKING board, not a FOOD AND COOKING/ANIME board. Keep your fucking autistic trash where it belongs.

@9517844
Nice argument. Weebshit on /ck/ would be the Amazon equivalent of going to the headphones category and running into fucking Jane Eyre and Ulysses. B-b-but it's a bookstore! This is totally okay because I love books anyways!

[Anonymous No.9518073]

>>9517833
>>9517844
To extend the analogy to amazon, my complaint that gay fucking anime shit doesn’t belong in a sip thread would be like complaining that books don’t belong in the tools section on amazon. And you pointing out that 4chan started as an anime board would be like you replying that books belong in the tools section because amazon started as a book seller. I mean continue enjoying your cringey, pussy-repelling cartoons elsewhere on your own time, but it’s pointless and cringey in this context and doesn’t belong here on its own merits.

[Anonymous No.9518083]

>>9518073
rekt

[Anonymous No.9518156]

[Anonymous No.9518495]

>tfw work cafeteria provides free sips in 8 different flavors.

[Anonymous No.9519816]

Ancient sipper here
just to say the white one is the most tasteless energyless shitwater.
Cease this meme faggotry already and drink real sips!

[Anonymous No.9519869]

>>9517484
>12 fluid ounces

[Anonymous No.9520089]

>First sip of the day smonked up

[Anonymous No.9520122]

>>9519816
shoo shoo beetus beelzebub!

[Anonymous No.9520128]

>>9520089
That ain't a sip.

[Anonymous No.9520139]

just had my first purple sip and I gotta say white is so much better, this is bearable at best, tastes like cough syrup. Got a red one in the fridge too, hope that one is better
>>9519816
blasphemy
>>9517484
what is this, a sip for ants?

[Anonymous No.9520146]

melted popsicle in a can
gross

[Anonymous No.9520156]

>>9518495
beetus juice is not a sip

[Anonymous No.9520199]

i have a friend how is just in love with monster. feels indifferent.

[Anonymous No.9520280]

>>9520139
>what is this, a sip for ants?
HOLY FUCKNUTS. SIPBOYS WIN AGAIN!
2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9520298]

>>9520280
You think they'll ever make white sips in the BFC format?

[Anonymous No.9520343]

>>9520298
but nobody wants white when they can have black.

[Anonymous No.9520347]

>>9520298
can anyone drink 32 ounces of monster without getting sick?

[Anonymous No.9520349]

>>9520298
Does bfc stand for big fucking can?

[Anonymous No.9520460]

>>9520298
>100-108 grams of sugar
>Can't even screw the lid back on

Why don't they come in red, like little helium exit canisters?

[Anonymous No.9520467]

>>9520347
i had 3 sips the other day and wasn't even jittery

[Anonymous No.9520471]

what does a young canadian sipboy need to know?

[Anonymous No.9520479]

>>9517484
keep it positive!

[Anonymous No.9520536]

what are some good entry level sips

[Anonymous No.9520565]

>>9509665
>SmugAnimeGirl.jpg
>Found two rare cans never seen in My Country at a small Petrol Station in the middle of nowhere
Feelsgood.
Also the Hamilton one tastes like a zazzier, amped up Redbull.
How can they compete?

[Anonymous No.9520567]

>>9520536
>>9505862

[Anonymous No.9520572]

>>9520567

so i'm assuming color is somehow representative of flavor

what would black and white be?

[Anonymous No.9520587]

>>9520536
what's an exit-level sip? or is it like a horseshoe?

[Anonymous No.9520608]

>>9520587

[Anonymous No.9520610]

>>9520608
Clorox Sip WHEN?

[Anonymous No.9520613]

>>9520572
White tastes a bit like mentholy tangerine. Never had black.

[Anonymous No.9520615]

>>9507990

there's literally nothing unhealthy about them, as long as the caffeine isn't being unhealthy for you. depending on the person and circumstance, a monster can be healthy or unhealthy

[Anonymous No.9520616]

>>9520615
can the artificial sweeteners trick stomach bacteria into going crazy - and making you fatter, or is that a meme?

[Anonymous No.9520621]

>>9515365

seriously, you're retarded. sugar is sticky and nasty. did you really think that an accident of nature produced the 'perfect' sweetener? that's absurd. it took science to create the perfect sweetener. one that has a better mouthfeel and superior refreshingness. sugar just makes your throat sticky.

[Anonymous No.9520635]

>>9520349
It does

[Anonymous No.9520644]

I'm pretty neutral about sipps. I have no side when it comes to redbull vs monster tbqh. Both are good and I like both. But can you guys please spam the fuck out of off-topic /pol/ threads here? It would be much appreciated, and would help advertise monster. Thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.9520664]

>>9520644
When will you retards understand that the term 'sip' refers specifically to Monster Zero?

[Anonymous No.9520672]

>>9520664

it doesn't

[Anonymous No.9520674]

>>9520644
DIe leftypol scum.
What /pol/ threads? Examples? Seems like you're trying to stop "wrongthink"

[Anonymous No.9520677]

>>9520565
Yellow sips rare now

[Anonymous No.9520684]

>>9520672
It does

[Anonymous No.9520686]

>>9520677
Oh Man, between the orange hydro bottle & Yellow it seems like I've been getting lucky with rare sips lately.
Gonna collect the two now.

[Anonymous No.9520692]

>>9520672
>newfag.jpg

[Anonymous No.9520704]

>>9520674

[Anonymous No.9520712]

>>9520704
>Still no examples
You can't prevent Wrongthink on 4chan, numbnuts.

[Anonymous No.9520717]

>>9520712

[Anonymous No.9520718]

Why don't you guys mix two cans in a glass?

Is this a bad thing to do? What's a good mixed S I P?

[Anonymous No.9520733]

>>9520717
Stop trying to shit up this thread by signalling your retarded views dumbass, you probably have never sipped in your life.

[Anonymous No.9520734]

>>9520674
There is obvious off-topic /pol/ threads here all the time, newfriend. Threads about ebt or 'lol niggerz r dum and dont serve food rite' tier trash. These must be dealt with, because they are clearly off-topic. Whether I agree with them or not is an entirely seperate issue. /pol/ threads do not belong on a food and cooking board, and this should be obvious to anyone without extreme amounts of cognitive dissonance. I wouldn't ever think of ranting about my political beliefs on a food dedicated board, because it makes no sense, and shows that you are simply trying to indoctrinate low-iq persons by spamming your beliefs. Neither side should do this, and it reflects poorly on them when they do so, faggot.

[Anonymous No.9520738]

>>9520718
I mixed White & Red once, gave me a euphoric high, my friends said I was rambling & fell around the place a bit
It's fun, but creates a serious crash

[Anonymous No.9520760]

I haven't had one of these things in years but I'm going to buy one for the /ck/ memes.

[Anonymous No.9520769]

>>9520733

[Anonymous No.9520773]

>>9520616
It's not a meme if you're drinking more than two a day but otherwise it's fine.

[Anonymous No.9520778]

>>9520769
Probably THE funniest thing about the election was these, & how the people that made them thought they were good & effective
Ah I miss a Year ago..

[Anonymous No.9520782]

What's the best place for a wide selection of dip in Southeastern use. I currently get my sips for kangaroo gas station

[Anonymous No.9520787]

>>9520778

[Anonymous No.9520816]

>>9520787
WOw that photo has completely changed my Political Opinions entirely!
By appealing to emotion, rather than Logic on a Male-Dominated Website you are changing the hearts and minds of it's users, you'll go down in history anon!
Please, continue shitting up this thread with your virtue signalling, we all love it rather than talking about what the thread was originally made for.

[Anonymous No.9520830]

> Virgin Monster energy drinker
> Chad pre-workout machine

[Anonymous No.9520844]

>tfw going on a two-week camping trip with friends
>tfw we're only going to bring what we can carry, which means no sips for the whole trip
Am I going to make it anons?

[Anonymous No.9520867]

>>9520830
>Not doing both
Do you even /fit/?

[Anonymous No.9521001]

>>9520787
kek. You definitely assblasted a few insidious drumpftards with that, I dare say.

[Anonymous No.9521048]

>>9520787

GRONLAD GLOOMFP DESTROYED

TWO SCOOPS
TWO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

[Anonymous No.9521086]

>>9520734
the truth that 4 chan refuses to see

[Anonymous No.9521234]

>>9520830
I sip on the way to work then slam a few scoops of pre-workout, the sip prepare the body for the harder stuff for sure

[Anonymous No.9521241]

>>9520787

[Anonymous No.9521270]

>>9521086
Please don't generalize 4chan like this. 4chan still told /pol/ to fuck off before the elections. Granted it has got much worse, but I still hope for all boards to return to some level of normalcy

[sip No.9521281]

https://twitter.com/nagasawa_marina/status/916682816766722048

[Anonymous No.9521294]

>>9521281
That's beer though

[Anonymous No.9521377]

>>9521281
gross, anon

[Anonymous No.9521403]

>>9520471
Just sip, hoser.

[Anonymous No.9521419]

>>9521294
>>9521377
it isn't beer, its a japanese energy drink eop scum

[Anonymous No.9521426]

>>9521419
https://www.mmbiztoday.com/articles/asahi-launch-new-myanmar-beverage-line-2016

[Anonymous No.9521431]

>>9520471
if you sip anything other than Beaver Buzz you need to leave the country for being a trader to the canadian people.
>>9521419
literally has the beer emoji in the tweet too

[Anonymous No.9521578]

>>9520816

[Anonymous No.9521599]

>>9515765
I don't drink this trash water.

[Anonymous No.9521608]

>>9520816
>virtue signalling
Daily reminder that there are people who literally believe that other people display virtues, or shame others for their ills, only for reasons of "signaling". (whatever that is). Pls go back. There are billions of people on the planet that display virtue, purely because they are better human beings than you.
Also, get a look at this #BTFO faggot...

[Anonymous No.9521616]

>started a new warehouse gig
>tired all the time
>started to sip regularly
>can feel heart palpitations

Sip till I die.

[Anonymous No.9521624]

>>9521616
>can feel heart palpitations
That's the sip just hugging your soul. It's normal.

[Anonymous No.9521634]

>>9521578

http://www.snopes.com/1998-trump-people-quote/

Dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.9521649]

>>9521634

[Anonymous No.9521675]

>>9521634
Good luck finding a favorable snopes article for pussy grabbing, science denial, racism, nepotism, xenophobia, total and utter ignorance of geography, economics, social issues, and policy matters.

[Anonymous No.9521701]

Who Java here?
This is pretty much my breakfast each morning.

[Anonymous No.9521705]

>>9521701
this shit is disgusting like most monster flavours

[aiidz No.9522090]

are the monster hydros any good?

[Anonymous No.9522426]

>>9522090
Been wondering this myself. I wanna try the melon one. They're rare where I live.

[Anonymous No.9522457]

>Usually just drink regular green Monster
>Go out and buy a box of four /sipps/
>Get home and crack one open
>*s i p p*
mfw

[Anonymous No.9522576]

>>9521701
Java monster is a shamfu dispray.

Those were the first monster drinks I tired and it made me hate the brand.

[Anonymous No.9522742]

If somebody wants to make a new thread I'll dump my OC sipp folder.

[Anonymous No.9522905]

>>9514004
garbage sipper

[Anonymous No.9522920]

I'm impatient. Have this OC sipp doggo

[Anonymous No.9522922]

Thanks, Lori.

[Anonymous No.9522923]

2 sipps 2 many

[Anonymous No.9522930]

SIIIIIIPP! SIIIIIIIIIIPP!
*oink oink oink oink*
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPP!

[Anonymous No.9522938]

>*sipps*
GOOD MOURNING

[Anonymous No.9522967]

One more before the thread dies ; _ ;
>FOOK DA NON SIPPERS

[Anonymous No.9523026]

Fellas I aint gonna lie.. Other than ultra white monster fails in comparison to red bull or rockstar. Have any sippers here had the frozen lime rockstar? Fucking amazing vros

[Anonymous No.9523386]

I didn't need another vice. I fucking hate all of you.

[Anonymous No.9523395]

>>9523386
>I have no self control and blame everybody else for that
You should really reflect on yourself. Maybe over a nice Monster Zero Ultra™? It gives you 200% the recommended daily dose of many b-vitamins along with a nice caffeine boost.

[Anonymous No.9523419]

ngl lads I don't even care if this is viral marketing, sips is bretty comfy.

Red Bull is the one though desu.