[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 458 KB, 431x593, jezza.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9505478 No.9505478 [Reply] [Original]

>instant noodles
>takes a few minutes to prepare

>> No.9505844

yes, YES

>> No.9505901

>anal bleach
>Butthole isn't white just tan

>> No.9506511

>minute rice
>takes 4 minutes to start boiling and 6 minutes to cook

>> No.9506514

>buffalo wings
>made from chicken

>> No.9506551

>Good 'n Plenty
>Tastes like shit, tiny portion

>Sweet Baby Ray's
>Not sweet, not made from baby

>Nigger toes
>just shitty nuts

>"fast food"
>spend 28 minutes in the drive-through behind a fat white woman with an incredibly specific combo and a car full of niggers who want heavy mayo on their mcchickens

>> No.9506557
File: 129 KB, 724x611, 0a4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9506557

>not cleaning and making a drink while that one minute goes by

>>9506551
>not ordering delivery taco bell and mcd's

>> No.9506570
File: 263 KB, 405x480, 1472068034134.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9506570

bruh if McDonalds had boiled nuts, we'd call em "McD's Nuts"

>> No.9506606
File: 77 KB, 1280x720, hm hm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9506606

>instant noodle pack says to add 2 cups of water
>only add 1.5 cups

>> No.9506612

>>9505478
>McDonald's Cheeseburgers
>There's no cheese only yellow plastic

>> No.9506615
File: 168 KB, 500x500, 1501489011032.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9506615

>>9506606
>it works anyways
>consider yourself a chef and start watching food network and spending $200 at the grocery store buying shit you'll use once then realize you're too lazy for that shit, so it all spoils and that one meal you made was subpar at best

>> No.9506854
File: 837 KB, 1334x750, 1460330997114.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9506854

>Hash browns
>They're yellow
>There's no weed in them

>> No.9506865
File: 151 KB, 405x400, 1506515482429.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9506865

>Green tea
>It's yellow

>> No.9506896

>>9505478
if you want instant food just eat an apple

>> No.9506912

>>9505478
>ready meals
>need additional preparation

>> No.9506914

Why is jumbo shrimp still so shrimpy?

>> No.9506918

Instant? American war when it comes to oil m'dear

>> No.9506925

>>9505478
instant noodles are trash time wise, instant rice is where it's at

>> No.9507023

>>9506854
THIS

it always confuses me to read this online

>> No.9507058

>>9506865
But... green tea IS green

>> No.9507070
File: 10 KB, 480x360, John_Kennely.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9507070

>>9505478
>minute rice
>microwave for 1:10

>> No.9507181

>>9506570
kill yourself

>> No.9507185
File: 60 KB, 700x700, 5153253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9507185

>>9505478
Fuck why didn't I think of this joke.

>> No.9507203

>chicken drumsticks

>not actually a musical instrument

>> No.9507297

>I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
>can actually believe it pretty easily

>> No.9507325

>>9506854
>>9506865
t. y*nks

>> No.9508097

>>9507070
>stopped for being a predator
>just getting something to eat

>> No.9508131

>>9506557
>paying a 5dollar delivery fee for mcshits

>> No.9508146

>self-rising flour
>doesn't float in the air

>> No.9508170
File: 217 KB, 1024x1695, five stages of butter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9508170

>>9507297

>> No.9508172

>>9506612
>Now melts!

>> No.9508477

>>9505478
>haggis
>it's actually a scotsmans used bagpipe

>> No.9508493

>>9507058
Not in Australia it isn't

>> No.9508510

>>9508170
Haven't laughed at something on /ck/ this hard in a long time. Thank you.

>> No.9508511
File: 433 KB, 1000x1166, 1489979478212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9508511

>>9506865
>Orange juice
>it's yellow

>> No.9509223

>>9508170
Now that's good humor.

>> No.9511039

>No Name
>has a name

>> No.9511353

>>9506865
im colorblind so it looks like sick mans piss

>> No.9512374

>>9506865
>gween tea
>its cawfee

>> No.9512559

>>9512374
>cawfee
>it's black tea

>> No.9512588
File: 43 KB, 641x491, 1475767771368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9512588

>>9505478
>sear meat lightly on each side, then heat in oven for 75 minutes
>You can dice it and cook it in a waffle iron in 5 minutes

>> No.9512602
File: 2.63 MB, 720x404, 1506000237922.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9512602

>dry ribs
>drenched in sauce

>> No.9512669

>Rare steak
>Pretty common

>> No.9512764
File: 78 KB, 1080x1080, 15fiefcdtt9z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9512764

>Peanut butter and Jam
>There's not traffic

>> No.9512856

>>9512374
>Order cappuccino
>Get kilimanjaro instead

>> No.9512866

>>9506557
BK in the UK think they can compete with God tier takeaways with their awful, overpriced shit AND they have a £3 delivery fee lmao. The fucking state of these chains

>>9508170
Kek

>> No.9512895
File: 26 KB, 800x455, 2009-10-27-swearingbutt.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9512895

>>9506570
I like this, the only problem is that the only popular boiled nuts are peanuts and those are legumes and not nuts :(((

>> No.9513249

>>9506551
>nigger toes
>shitty nuts
You mean the best goddamn nut in the fancy mix and the most frustrating because they only put 5 in the whole fucking can

>> No.9513257

>>9507181
Don't you mean "McKill yourself"?

>> No.9513265

>>9512866
Wtf BK delivers in the UK.

>> No.9513368

>>9513265
Yeh check just eat