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After a few dates, I managed to convince a girl to come over for dinner. I need ideas for something that's not too heavy because I don't want to use slump on the couch and fall asleep instead of having some sweet sexytime. I'm thinking salmon, but surely there's something less cliche

>> No.9503806

>>9503796
go suck a dick.

>> No.9503838

>>9503796
Anything asian that's easy to cook.
Or grilled/baked fish (especially a white fish like tilapia or halibut) with a light sauce and vegetable/fruit pilaf

>> No.9503848
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9503848

>>9503796
A nice charcuterie spread with a good wine.

>> No.9503855

>>9503796
You sound gross.

>> No.9503856

>>9503796
Look up some meals with natural aphrodisiacs. Make that bitch moist by putting stuff in her before she gets moist from putting stuff in her.

>> No.9503861

Oysters.
Chili peppers.
Avocado.
Chocolate.
Bananas.
Honey.
Coffee.
Watermelon.

I also heard if you mix you cum in it activates some kind of primal need to fug

>> No.9503910

Beer Can Chicken. When plunking the bird, give her a smile and a wink

>> No.9503925
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9503925

>>9503796
I'm a big fan of a cajun-creole pasta. Blackened chicken and shrimp over linguine with a garlic-wine sauce. Throw in some sundried tomatoes, sliced mushrooms, and lightly-sauteed bell peppers. The sauce is really light, and you can serve it with some toasted garlic bread on the side.

>> No.9503932

>>9503848
>>9503925
Thanks but wine isn't an option.
I like the idea of linguine though.

>> No.9503946

>>9503796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6W00P2Rr90

do this for dessert

>> No.9504000
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9504000

Panzanella salad with heirloom tomatoes, basil salsa, rhubarb jam and micro shiso. Simple but bright flavors.

>> No.9504045

>>9504000
That looks fairly good, but that doesn't seem like an actual meal.

>> No.9504046

>>9503796
pecan chicken and tarragon sauce. shit's easy and basic but seems fancy and looks like you put a lot of effort in

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9504085

Chicks dig light food.
>salmon and rice
>aglio e olio
>charcuterie; cheese, crackers/breads, fruits, spreads
Or if you make small portions of something rich, especially if they've never had it before. I have had a good success rate with pic related, it will get you laid at least once with a girl. Serve with rice instead of noodles to sop up dat lemon butter caper sauce.

>> No.9504097

>>9503855
KEIN RAUS

>> No.9504224

>>9503796
chocolate and ice cream. I have yet to meet a girl who hates these.

>> No.9504864

>>9503796
The dish is certainly important, but it's crucial to mention that Tara Strong has a nice badonkadonk. That'll get you laid for sure, OP.

>> No.9504867

>>9504085
worst advice ever XD
how about summerrolls or dumplings, both interactive,exotic,light and easy to make

>> No.9505803

Chicken parm with pasta and cheddar biscuits.

If I were gay, chicken parm would have gotten me laid more times than I can count.

>> No.9505869

>>9504085
>light food
Salmon, aglio e olio, cheese, charcuterie
those things aren't light at all.

>>9504867
>summerrolls
this.

>> No.9505878

If you can make your own pasta do something with a light cream sauce and grilled chicken or something else basic and light. Fresh pasta if made properly will blow her mind if she's used to box dried pasta.

>> No.9505926

I find a bottle of red wine, a rib eye steak in a cast iron skillet and some random vegs gets them pretty happy.
I make a small show of it and make them laugh a lot

>> No.9506151

>>9503796
Salmon risotto.

>>9505869
salmon is pretty light, especially when compared to beef or pork

>> No.9506344

>>9503796
you should do some lobster and a couple of biscuits.

>> No.9506351

>>9503848
reddit leav pl0x

>> No.9506354

>>9503855
tits or gtfo

>> No.9506360

>>9505926
this evertiem

>> No.9506366

>>9506351
>classic psychological projection
kys, redditfag

>> No.9506746

>>9504224
> ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FAT?
> I'M ON A DIET !
> Starts crying

well done anon

>> No.9506931

>>9503932
>wine isn't an option.
Extra-marital sex is also haram you faggot. Yet you still have the nerve to call yourself muslim.
Please kill yourself.

>> No.9506936

>>9506151
salmon is extremely rich and fatty

>> No.9507726

>>9503838
>>Anything asian that's easy to cook
Ding ding ding.

I recommend some chicken breast, chinese vegetables and rice. Really easy and cheap to make. Just put your rice in the rice cooker, put salt and pepper on your chicken breast, throw it into a pan, throw in some soy sauce, stir fry that bitch till it's white inside, put it on a plate to rest and throw in the chinese veggies in the same pan, fry until crisp. Put all that shit on one plate, done. Bitches love juicy chicken.

>> No.9507786

>>9503796
>no wine
I am gonna say beef bourguignon anyway. Especially if it's chilly because it makes your kitchen and house smell great