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>bitchmom forgot to tell the wagecuck no pickles or onions

>> No.9501361

I gave your mom my pickle.

>> No.9501615

>>9501352
>no pickles or onions

kys fag

>> No.9501631
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9501631

>>9501352
>mom comes back grocery shopping
>says she bought chicken tendiesfor me to eat at home for dinner on days she works late
>Tyson brand
fucking dumb bitch got the healthy kind again

>> No.9501681

>>9501631
the Yummy brand is good

>> No.9503118

>>9501631
>not making the grocery shopping by yourself

Entirely your fault frog

>> No.9503122

your mom is passive-aggressively telling you to kill yourself

>> No.9503483

>>9501352
>>>/r9k/

>> No.9503495

>>9503118
>going outside

Yeah fucking right

I would do some of the online ordering that some stores offer but then I'd have to speak to some fucking normie who thinks I'm a freak when he drops it off.

>> No.9503497

>>9501631
Think of it as your punishment for being too inept to make your own tendies.

>> No.9503513

>>9503495
But you *are* a freak. Literally.

This will only get worse and worse the more you refuse to go outside. Face your fears and overcome them. You can fix it.

>> No.9503523

I know it's a meme, but I wonder how many 18+ """adults""" live like this?

Fuck me, I'd neck myself if I couldn't properly cook myself a steak at 20 years of age.

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9503576

>>9501352
>when you give up on good boy points because you realize mom is going to keep feeding you tendies out of pure fear

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9503581

>>9501352
I DIDNT COME HERE TO FEEL

>> No.9503591

>>9503576
A few rape threats are all you need for that end.

Good feel.

>> No.9503593

This is all ironic shitposting r-right?

>> No.9503597

>this thread

>> No.9503598

>>9503593

Like most shitposting it is in fact ironic, though there is a grain of truth running through it all.

>> No.9503599

>>9503495
>Implying they'll give a fuck
I'm literally autistic and I'm nowhere near as retarded as you

>> No.9503613

>>9503593
It was originally, but then actual tendiebabies saw it and thought they were welcome here.

>> No.9503722

>>9503613
I think it's worse. I think the ironic posting actually created them. Impressionable youngsters who didn't yet grasp irony believed it was cool to be like that.

>> No.9503738

>>9503722
it is cool to bully your mom into getting tendies through veiled threats of rape, you goddamn dweeb.

>> No.9503742

>>9503722
All their mom would have to do is slap them in the fucking face.

>> No.9503783

>>9501352
>no pickles or onions
Shit taste