/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9496222]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[Anonymous No.9496227]

murder 14-17 Guatemalans with a machete

[Anonymous No.9496232]

absolutely nothing
shit tier ice cream bar

[Anonymous No.9496260]

Never had it.
Did I miss anything?

[Anonymous No.9496263]

>>9496227
Usually it's stuff you wouldn't normally do, Paco.

[Anonymous No.9496265]

>>9496222
I'd pay retail price.

[Anonymous No.9496274]

>>9496260
It's like an ice cream sandwich but not as good.

[Anonymous No.9496277]

>>9496260
it's exactly the same as pic related except your hands get messy for no reason because there's no stick

all you are missing is sticky hands

[Anonymous No.9496285]

>>9496222
Throw it in the trash and make a banana smoothie

[Anonymous No.9496306]

>>9496222

my stepfather used to make me lay naked in the snow for fifteen minutes while my little sister threw snowballs at me and poured water on me for a klondike bar.

one time he said if i jumped through the ice in the apartment swimming pool, he'd give me a klondike bar, and then he locked me out and i was standing there wet and shivering for about half an hour while he watched football and pointed and laughed at me through the window.

he wouldn't let me use the shower until he had woken up and showered which was usually 3-4 oclock because then i might shower and he wouldn't have any hot water if he showered right after me so i'd take a bucket of hot water out to the shed and clean myself like that and pour it over my head before work, once he came out and caught me and got angry because it would cause ice to build up on the floor in the shed, and he hit me and stuff. later he said he felt bad and gave me a klondike bar and laughed.

[Anonymous No.9496329]

>>9496277
That's ok. In acquiring the Klondike bar, I already had sticky hands.

[Anonymous No.9496721]

I don't like the chocolate shell

[Anonymous No.9496729]

>>9496721

then go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.9496754]

>>9496729
R-rude

[Anonymous No.9496902]

>>9496222
Shit my pants and test drive a bunch of new luxury cars

[Anonymous No.9497247]

>>9496277
>not using the foil to hold the Klondike as you eat
Disgustmeme.bmp

[Anonymous No.9497273]

>>9496222
I'mma gets me some tasty treats, boi.

[Anonymous No.9497282]

>>9497273
Nice trigger discipline, faget.

[Anonymous No.9497312]

>>9497282
The funny thing about that picture is that I had to keep on retaking it to get the right angle and whenever I thought it was good, I realized I was using trigger discipline. But, I wanted to look like an ignorant nigga so I had to keep reminding myself to put my finger back on the trigger before taking the picture. Kinda funny how unnatural no trigger discipline feels after you are around guns for a while.

[Anonymous No.9497313]

>>9497282

more like nigger discipline, mirite

[Anonymous No.9497322]

>>9497312
I hope it's not loaded at least.

Glocks' only safety is on the trigger, if I'm not mistaken.

[Anonymous No.9497327]

>>9496222
Shove a coarse piece of gravel up your urethra

[Anonymous No.9497341]

>>9497313
Zozzle.

[Anonymous No.9497346]

>>9497322
Correct.

[Anonymous No.9497352]

>>9496222
Fart on your face

[Anonymous No.9497355]

>>9497352

[Anonymous No.9497365]

>>9497273
>guyz look i have a gun XDD
You're like the girls on here who make posts solely to tell people they're female

[Anonymous No.9497367]

>>9496222
I would eat a better ice cream bar

[Anonymous No.9497378]

>>9497367

if you're a man, and you purchase these, you are a homosexual. no ifs, ands, or buts - that's the straight dope.

[Anonymous No.9497413]

>>9497365

honestly my first instinct was to call the cops.

[Anonymous No.9497418]

>>9497378

You are right, us manly men only eat things that taste like shit, like beer.

[Anonymous No.9497427]

>>9497413
>oh no, someone has a gun! I better call some guys with guns to come save me from him!
I hope you're not American.

[Anonymous No.9497428]

>>9497378
Imagine being this insecure about your own sexuality

[Anonymous No.9497435]

>>9496232
absolutely correct, traditional ice cream sandwhiches are better in every way

[Anonymous No.9497473]

>>9497365
/k/ is my home board. I come here a lot too though. Sometimes you bring along your interests to other boards. No big deal. Using my gun in a response to the OP on this thread was a joke. I don't go around shilling weapons on /ck/. Today I OP'd the brutal critique thread on here and posted in a few other threads too. Don't be the faggot who cries attention whore every time you see something different pop up.

[Anonymous No.9497494]

[Anonymous No.9497523]

>>9497427

i'm american. he's a nigger. if you see a nigger with a gun, you contact authorities.

[Anonymous No.9497545]

>>9497523
You're a racist cunt is what you are. We prefer the term Basketball Americans , thank-you very much.

[Anonymous No.9498210]

>>9496306
I don't think any of this is true but that is some dark shit either way.

[Anonymous No.9498285]

Buy one. I'm not entirely retarded sometimes.

[Anonymous No.9498296]

>>9496222
Opt for the Choco-taco instead.

[Anonymous No.9498313]

I'd do anything for a blonde dyke

[Anonymous No.9498363]

>>9496222
I got drunk at my buddy's house and passed out in the garage. I woke up to a freezer that had a pack of these inside.

I ate 4 of them and then drove home.

The next time I showed up with a fresh pack.

[Anonymous No.9498587]

>>9496277
But i cant eat ice cream on sticks:( just the image of the stick on that picture gives me anxiety.