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9495832 No.9495832 [Reply] [Original]

>things you can say to your sous chef but not your girlfriend

>> No.9495838

I love you. i want you. I want you to spit in my mouth

>> No.9495845

i love watching you suck my cock babygirl, it feels so good

>> No.9495856

>>9495832
Shut your fucking mouth and get back in the kitchen.

>> No.9495858

GET BACK IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN OR PACK YOUR STUFF

>> No.9495863

>>9495832
>the salt, is it freshly mined here every day?
>no chef, we collect it from the salt quarry every morning
>so there's no salt mine underneath the restaurant? Fuck me..

>> No.9495869

LET ME SEE THAT BRAWN IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES

>> No.9495912

>>9495832
Grab my chopper and do what you do best.

>> No.9495933

>>9495832
Show me your poophole captain

>> No.9495965

lets steal a beer and smoke a joint outback

>> No.9496183

>>9495832
its fucking raw.

>> No.9496218

This meat won't beat itself

>> No.9496233

You're a useful person and when you argue with me its for a good reason. Your judgement is good and you do not lack self awareness.

>> No.9496244

Anything desu, I'd never have an icky girlfriend

>> No.9496245

EIGHTY SIX THE DUCK A L'ORANGE

>> No.9496271

>>9495832
This taco is completely DRY!

>> No.9496300

>>9495832
In the short time I've known you you've managed to become absolutely indispensable to this operation, proving time and again your loyalty and dedication. Your attitude and jovial cooperation with thoughtful suggestions for real improvements make this a far better place than I could pull off alone.

>> No.9496384

>>9495832
Hey fatass, you cut yourself again with that santoku knife and I will fire you

>> No.9496435

>>9495832
can you handle the meat?

>> No.9496655

If that dish isn't plated in 20 seconds I'm going to get the dishwashers to run a train on your anus.

>> No.9496745
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9496745

>>9496655
Dishpig here X'^D

>> No.9499022

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.9499116

>>9496745
Kill yourself.

>> No.9499170

>>9496435

breddy good

>> No.9499186

>>9496233
^probably the best one here

>> No.9499631

>>9495832
You can bring your girlfriend and me at the hotel room

>> No.9499664

good morning

>> No.9499724

>>9495965
ouch

>> No.9500046

>>9495832
>put it in raw

>> No.9500127

>>9496300

>tfw I'm the sous at a restaurant where the chef the owner and we're kind of failing at the moment

>> No.9500140

>>9495965
>dating a teetotaller

Should've caught this at Day 1, honestly.

>> No.9500189

>>9495832
DO I SMELL ROTTING SHRIMP? DID NO ONE EVER TEACH YOU HOW TO FUCKING CLEAN?

>> No.9500593

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BE FUCKING DONE

>> No.9501017
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>>9500593

>> No.9501031

>>9500127
is it a vietnamese restaurant?