ITT: Brutal Critiques

[Anonymous No.9495800]

Post something you made that you see no flaws in. Savage anons will tear it apart and tell you why you're shit. Have fun ;^)

[Anonymous No.9495808]

>>9495800

[Anonymous No.9495815]

>>9495800
ebony
>>9495808
and ivory

[Anonymous No.9495816]

>>9495808

[Anonymous No.9495828]

>>9495816
Filthy stove elements. Would not eat.

[Anonymous No.9495834]

>>9495816

[Anonymous No.9495842]

>>9495800
yum
>>9495808
yum
>>9495816
..and yum

however.. its cookies and brownies, a three year old could make this stuff without fucking up.

[Anonymous No.9495865]

>>9495800

[Anonymous No.9495895]

>>9495800

[Anonymous No.9495897]

[Anonymous No.9495905]

>>9495816
>>9495808
>>9495800
is this thread by the jews promoting the bbc/white girl meme very subtly?

[Anonymous No.9495909]

>>9495897

From the thumbnail it looks like old moldy bread.

[Anonymous No.9495924]

>>9495800

>Savage anons will tear it apart and tell you why you're shit.

I mean wouldn't they do that anyway

[Anonymous No.9495926]

>>9495897
looks like melted wine gums on a floormat

[Anonymous No.9495929]

>>9495865
Put some sauce on those for Christ sake. It looks like you sliced up the bottom of a coal miner's flip flop.

[Anonymous No.9495932]

>>9495897
>"artisan" style "pizza"

[Anonymous No.9495936]

[Anonymous No.9495944]

[Anonymous No.9495945]

>>9495897
Why does it look like someone murdered Oscar the Grouch on a pizza crust that got slammed in a car door?

[Anonymous No.9495952]

>>9495895
Looks like somebody wiped their ass in the yolk.

[Anonymous No.9495956]

>>9495936
>double IPA
How many Jonas Brothers' albums do you own

[Anonymous No.9495959]

>>9495956
None

[Anonymous No.9495961]

>>9495800
Just pulled them out to drain a bit before serving.

[Anonymous No.9495966]

>>9495936
I can see you have a knife... My question is why the fuck didn't you use it to chop up some of that garlic? Looks like a fucking vampire assassination attempt.

[Anonymous No.9495967]

>>9495897
>terrible topping uniformity
>COVERED in spinach or kale or whatever that shit is
>1 (ONE) mozza slice
>dough was evidently kneaded by a 10 year old

take this shit elsewhere please

[Anonymous No.9495972]

>>9495967
>mozzarella slice
i got bad news for you son
>topping uniformity
why do americans care about this shit so much

[Anonymous No.9495974]

>>9495944
Damn fine effort! You even went the extra mile and cooked the fucking oven mitt, you muppet!

[Anonymous No.9495979]

fuck me

[Anonymous No.9495983]

>>9495961
Lemme see dem insides nigga

[Anonymous No.9495986]

>>9495959
My bad, I just assumed by your taste in beer you were a 16 year old girl

[Anonymous No.9495988]

>>9495961
>>9495983
This you're not getting away that easy, nigger.

[Anonymous No.9495993]

>>9495986
I didn't know I could attract 16-year-old girls with double IPAs. I will have to experiment with this. Thanks for the advice.

[Anonymous No.9495996]

>>9495966
I like large chunks of garlic. Good texture and allows the flavor to punch harder in between bites of other foods.

[Anonymous No.9496000]

>>9495961
>Using 3 forks to eat a couple egg rolls.
Holy shit, welcome to the spectrum

[Anonymous No.9496012]

>>9495996
Looks delicious as fuck desu. I'm just following the OP :^)

[Anonymous No.9496021]

[Anonymous No.9496022]

>>9495993
They're pretty try hard and will drink it to act cool but if you have flavored vodka on hand just go with that.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.9496028]

suffed flounder

[Anonymous No.9496034]

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.9496035]

>>9496028
woops

[Anonymous No.9496038]

[Anonymous No.9496043]

>>9496034
...why does the outside look like that? you didn't give them a baking powder bath?

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.9496049]

>>9496034
nice dick pretzel

[Anonymous No.9496053]

>>9496043
I did. They are made out of pizza dough and such a pain in the ass to form into correct shapes.

[Anonymous No.9496056]

>>9496000
>>9495988
>>9495983

Suprise inside

[Anonymous No.9496059]

>>9496043
>baking powder
you mean soda

don't use baking powder to alkalise them

[Anonymous No.9496085]

>>9496056
>pizza egg rolls

I'm not even mad. Hell, I might have to try this.

[Anonymous No.9496148]

>>9496085
Super Easy. 5 slices pepperoni to 1 mozzarella cheese stick per eggroll. Don't use the reduced fat moz sticks. Fry up. Sauce on side for dipping.

[Anonymous No.9496161]

>>9495952
It's a few drops balsamic and xv olive oil

[Anonymous No.9496178]

>>9496161
does anybody ever use regular olive oil?

[Anonymous No.9496186]

>>9496178

for cooking and as a neutral oil in mayo and cakes and shit, yeah

[Anonymous No.9496193]

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.9496432]

>>9496178
nope

[Anonymous No.9496437]

Deluxe Cheeseburger Macaroni Hamburger Helper. Cooked to perfection.

[Anonymous No.9496445]

[Anonymous No.9496482]

>>9495905
Only a literal cuckold would ever be able to point out such a thing.

[Anonymous No.9496532]

>>9495834
Heart attack on a bun

[Anonymous No.9496660]

>>9495905
This is all the evidence you need to realize /pol/ is absolutely batshit insane.

[Anonymous No.9496730]

>>9495816
They look undercooked.

[Anonymous No.9496741]

>>9495897
You're supposed to photograph the food before you eat it and throw it back up again.

[Anonymous No.9496749]

>>9496660

[Anonymous No.9496757]

This sounds fun...

[Anonymous No.9496766]

>>9495974

Under rated post.

[Anonymous No.9496767]

>>9496730
Good eye. There were slightly undercooked. Another 1.5 minutes in the oven would have been perfect.

[Anonymous No.9496795]

>>9496757
>all those flowers and leaves.
Tfw you've been waiting 2 hours for your food in a fancy restaurant because you didn't know you were supposed to eat the fucking centerpiece

[Anonymous No.9496806]

>>9496757
>hot food on raw vegetables
>hot food on raw vegetables you're just gonna pick up anyway rather than cut into pieces and distribute through the food
>whole herbs

[Anonymous No.9496811]

Some stek i made.
Give it to me

[Anonymous No.9496817]

>>9496811
>using anything other than salt and pepper, butter, and rosemary/thyme for seasoning
Your parents should have drowned you as a child tbqh

[Anonymous No.9496822]

>>9496757
How fucking old is that oil annon?
Maybe try lowering the temp on the oil and not overcooking the shit out of it.
Did you actually drain it?
2/10

[Anonymous No.9496824]

[Anonymous No.9496829]

>>9496817
what do you think he used for seasoning?

[Anonymous No.9496843]

>>9496829
looks like this

[Anonymous No.9496851]

>>9496817
You can see the pepper on it though

[Anonymous No.9496856]

>>9496824
Looks like a fried turd in vomit

[Anonymous No.9496888]

>>9496034
Looks like a fried lower bowel. Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.9496892]

>>9496034
did you seriously take a shit on a plate and post it?

[Anonymous No.9496898]

>>9495996
>I like large chunks of garlic
> also has small pieces of garlic though because of shitty non-uniform cuts

lel

[Anonymous No.9496904]

>>9496898
The small pieces are parmesan.

[Anonymous No.9496913]

>>9496898
>>9496904
OWNED BITCH TRY AGAIN

[Anonymous No.9496918]

>>9496056

interesting presentation. hard to tell where your shitty plate ends and where your shitty salad starts.

[Anonymous No.9496919]

Tuna melts

Tell me that isn't some fantastic looking melted cheese

[Anonymous No.9496923]

>>9495865
Too much sugar in rub

[Anonymous No.9496926]

How about this one?

[Anonymous No.9496931]

>>9496926
Bring me food goddamn it not your nanas pincushion.

[Anonymous No.9496945]

>>9496021
On what fucking planet do you have apple with pretzels and an over cooked ham toasty? Try butterimg the bread instead of burning the fuck out of it like you did.
Who the fuck eats apple pieces that big??!? At least cut the fucking seeds out you useless shit cunt. Is that a golden delicious apple? Great if you like eating bland powdery shit fruit, the literal peasant of the apple world..

[Anonymous No.9496948]

>>9496919
It looks tasty, but it looks like you messed up the cheese->tuna ratio. The cheese should be on top to bind it, not take over the whole meal. Of course the cheese will be bubbly and golden brown if you add that much.

[Anonymous No.9496955]

>>9495897
Looks like an abortion

[Anonymous No.9496959]

>>9496919
>that shitty plate
Do you have no self respect?

[Anonymous No.9496964]

>>9495865
Not enough meat in that cut, you cheaped out nigger

[Anonymous No.9496972]

>>9495936
>IPA

[Anonymous No.9496979]

>>9496972
?

[Anonymous No.9496989]

>>9496811
Looks good but it looks like you didn't cook it on the fatty side to render it a bit and crisp it up. So you're gonna have chewy fat on the side.

[Anonymous No.9496991]

>>9496926
What in the holy fuck is that?
What pile of pretentious shit. Am i supposed to be impressed? The raddish is all fucked up. People still use pansies as a garnish lol. Not sure if first year art project or actual food.. either way looks like the shit pajeet "chefs" trt and make.
Those prawns are overcooked as shit.

[Anonymous No.9496999]

>>9495897
asymmetric

[Anonymous No.9497170]

>>9496991
>le "pretentious" memeword

[Anonymous No.9497184]

[Anonymous No.9497202]

>>9497184
>heart attack to go
>mixing chicken and beef
>bottom bun on middle-top
>top bun at middle-bottom
>eating at 30 mph
>taking pictures of your food at 30 mph

[Anonymous No.9497226]

>>9495800
Paella

[Anonymous No.9497230]

>>9497202
>>eating at 30 mph
>>taking pictures of your food at 30 mph
gotta go fast

[Anonymous No.9497234]

>>9495800
Steak, grilled veggies, homemade pesto.

[Anonymous No.9497239]

>>9497226
>Not using advanced paella techniques to turn your shit into a delicious cookie pizza.

[Anonymous No.9497246]

>>9497234
And you paired it with a bullshit apple beer and some other meme-tier fruit drink? Just kill yourself

[Anonymous No.9497248]

Reg ham is for bitches, but I also ran out of prosciutto...

[Anonymous No.9497267]

>>9497248

Oh I've got one of those but with crab cakes and bacon...

[Anonymous No.9497278]

>>9495828

Still a pretty clean stovetop though. Oh yeah, and the cooks weren't baked on the stovetop so...7/10 because chocolate chips. Lost points for no browned and crispy edges with gooey insides.

[Anonymous No.9497308]

[Anonymous No.9497329]

Flawed, but pretty gud.

[Anonymous No.9497333]

Come at me, anon.

[Anonymous No.9497361]

>>9497308
Not enough sauce, chicken looks dry. 2/10 that's the best i can do

[Anonymous No.9497362]

>>9496989
This. Plus rendering the fat and basting it with those juices means more flavor. Big fuck up.

[Anonymous No.9497375]

>>9497239
Enjoy death.

[Anonymous No.9497384]

>>9497308
The chicken looks really really dry my man, and the pasta looks so plain. Needs more sauce and from the color of it, needs more seasoning. The garlic bread which I'm guessing, looks good though.

[Anonymous No.9497387]

>>9496811
sear is no good, I can see lots of gray. Gray is bad. Gray is sad.

[Anonymous No.9497403]

>>9497234
Steak looks dry

[Anonymous No.9497417]

>>9497333
>cardboard crust
>cheese is orange
>black olives

you're going to hell when you die

[Anonymous No.9497444]

I used this recipe:
http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/spaghetti-carbonara-1

[Anonymous No.9497452]

>>9497417
>he doesn't like olives
Now that the children have ordered.......what would the adults like on their pizza?

[Anonymous No.9497456]

>>9497170
>a real word is a memeword because it was used to hurt my feelings
not that guy, but you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.9497457]

>>9497452
not shitty olives

[Anonymous No.9497466]

>>9497452
vegetals that don't taste like fish semen

[Anonymous No.9497491]

>>9497456
No, it's a memeword because it's never used correctly on this board.

[Anonymous No.9497510]

>>9497457
>>9497466
Okay children, calm down. You'll get your pepperoni pizza. Mommy will pick the olives off for you :)

[Anonymous No.9497511]

>>9495800
no glass of cold milk in sight
3/10 brownies

[Anonymous No.9497566]

>>9495800
my food is good but it always looks like shit, who cares about the presentationo f something you are going to eat? that greasy ethnic store with the wierd food that tastes delicious is the feeling i aim at.

[Anonymous No.9497577]

>>9497566
>t. Joe Rogan

[Anonymous No.9497582]

>>9497577
i dont eat 6 eggs every morning

[Anonymous No.9497599]

Critique me

[Anonymous No.9497611]

>>9495816

[Anonymous No.9497676]

>>9497599
you might want to cook it a bit more
and try not waiting 1 minute after cracking the first egg in the pan to put the other two in

[Anonymous No.9497692]

Made some muffins

[Anonymous No.9497699]

>>9496038
>flour tortillas
>pre-shredded cheese

[Anonymous No.9497705]

>>9497676
The other two were actually in a single egg.

[Anonymous No.9497720]

>>949769
Found my own flaw... They aren't cooked enough

[Anonymous No.9497729]

>>9497720
They look like turds, my man.

[Anonymous No.9497735]

>>9497729
Tim?

[Anonymous No.9497746]

>>9497735
Jennifer?

[Anonymous No.9497748]

>>9496795
thanks for the chuckle

[Anonymous No.9497750]

[Anonymous No.9497757]

>>9497746

[Anonymous No.9497775]

>>9497757
Your friend JJ aka Tim is right.

They do look like turds.

That multiple people would say this should be reason enough to believe that your fudge muffins actually objectively look like turds.

As per "turds" verbatim, i dunno. Reality is intangible.

[Anonymous No.9497781]

>>9497775
I had no cup cake holders so I used baking paper

[Anonymous No.9497785]

>>9497781

[Anonymous No.9497795]

>>9497785
It worked?

[Anonymous No.9497803]

>>9497795

[Anonymous No.9497804]

[Anonymous No.9497806]

>>9497804
>blood sausage donuts

[Anonymous No.9497807]

>>9497803

[Anonymous No.9497818]

>>9497807
If your intention was to bake little balls of shit then I can't say you weren't wrong about it working.

[Anonymous No.9497827]

>>9497170
>>9497510
>>9497452

If you can't handle the banter than don't bother posting your shit food, faggots.

[Anonymous No.9497834]

>>9497818
such rude boy

[Anonymous No.9497844]

>>9497834
I apologize, I meant "little balls of poo"

[Anonymous No.9497875]

>>9497818
>my food isn't pretty enough
pic related, it's you

[Anonymous No.9498630]

>>9496989
>>9497362
This actually good advice. Will do this for my next steak

[Anonymous No.9498639]

>>9496926
>Hommus & prawns (assuming that is hommus)

NO

Plus all the other flavours like is that pesto on the hommus with chilli prawns? Too much going on, it wont taste right. Also fennel flower is just ghey.

[Anonymous No.9498663]

>>9497308
Frisbees are not plates buddy >:(

[Anonymous No.9498675]

>>9497692
Shat in a pan then put it in the oven you mean..

[Anonymous No.9499577]

>>9495800
>mix shit together
>drop it into a form
>bake
>be proud
wew

>>9495808
>>9495816
>cookies
>american junk

>>9495834
>fat burger for fat people
>no flaws

>>9495865
>coal burned skin
>sticker on chinese cleaver
>sanitary and proud

>>9495895
>can only survive on unborn fetus

>>9495897
>spinach
>pizza
>proud of abomination

>>9495936
>gotta kill the good meat with more garlic so nobody would not only not kiss me but also not fuck me as well for the next decade because of my unholy mouth breath

>>9495961
>i enjoy my daily dose of 35 obese and heart attack

>>9496021
>i have no taste and in the end everything is decomposed by the same pool of acid in my stomache

>>9496034
>some more heart attack at 35

>>9496035
>enjoying some hollowed uncooked dick stuffed with vomit and sprinkled with paprica

>>9496038
>i was born at taco bell and have neither class nor taste

>>9496056
>i enjoy little amounts of heart attack at 35

>>9496193
>some more heart attack at 35

>>9496437
>i just stuffed macaroni and cheese in my asshole and now have some shit balls in them, lovely

>>9496824
how about you add some more fucking peanutbutter so you can destroy every bit of taste that would be left of the fish

>>9496919
how about you add some more analog cheese. that way you make sure you die of a heart attack at 35

>>9497239
>i couldn't figure out how to bake so i just emptied an the entire candy isle from the supermarket in my cake, gotta love me some heart attack at 35

>>9497308
army noodles with ketchup and some jizzed up bread with anal herbs and what looks to be some sort of meat

>>9497333
and another heart attack 35 now with extra grease, gotta work on that sweet arteriosclerosis

>>9497444
cum spaghetti with fried dick

>>9497599
i'm sure that's ready

>>9497611
>>9497692
>>9497720
>>9497781
>>9497804
american garbage powered by heart attack at 35

[Anonymous No.9499788]

>>9496660
it was a funpost my friend

[Anonymous No.9499825]

>>9495816
undercooked. too many chocolate chips.

[Anonymous No.9499882]

>>9497226
how long has that shit been sitting out? jesus christ...

[Anonymous No.9499956]

>>9495986
Since when did 16 year old girls, or girls in general like ipas?

[Anonymous No.9499971]

>>9495800
Ew ew ew.
>>9495808
Ew... Gross...
>>9495816
Ewy ewy ewy ewy ewy.
>>9495834
Gross ew.
>>9495865
Barf. Gross.
>>9495897
Actually gross looking.
>>9495936
Gag gag gag.
>>9495944
Wretch.
>>9495961
Vomit.
>>9496021
Ew barf.
>>9496034
Turd.
>>9496056
Looks bad.
>>9496193
Looks really not good.
>>9496437
Gross gross gross gross.

Is this savage enough?

[Anonymous No.9500100]

this is the most appetizing thread i've ever seen on this board. you are all talented cooks and I look forward to seeing more pictures of your wonderful food in the future

[Anonymous No.9500124]

My girlfriend’s cake. Be gentle.

[Anonymous No.9500136]

sheet of cannabutter

[Anonymous No.9500176]

>>9496059
Nope, baking powder is correct. If something is alkaline it is what??? oh yeah basic. What ingredient in baking soda would make that a less effective agent? Or you know, you could go original and use a solution of Lye.

[Anonymous No.9500208]

>>9500176
Baking powder contains an acidic component. It's designed to "foam up" with an acid and base reaction. That's what differentiates it from baking soda. That's counterproductive for alkalizing.

You want baking soda, which is just a base only.

[Anonymous No.9500216]

>>9500124
dude it is way too young for her to be a girlfriend for anyone.

[Anonymous No.9500249]

>>9497827
look in the mirror and say that again ya fag

[Anonymous No.9500261]

>>9497239
I just puked in my mouth a lil, plus I can feel the diabetes coming on just looking at it.

[Anonymous No.9500271]

>>9497361
that was chicken?!?!

[Anonymous No.9500289]

>>9496660
It was a joke triggered libtard.

[Anonymous No.9500333]

>>9500208
ah, so you are correct. Don't know how I got that confused...not true, I get them confusd all the time, tis why I do as little baking or cooking utilizing them at all.

[Anonymous No.9500334]

>>9495815
TOGETHER IN PERFECT HARMONY

[Anonymous No.9500463]

first swing at a wedding cake, good thing no one paid for it hahaha

[Anonymous No.9500476]

>>9495865
I thought this was a slice of cake from the thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.9500486]

I make special breadsticks with warm gooey centers ;-)

[Anonymous No.9500527]

>>9495972
Because most of us don't want to eat shit that looks like shit.. Ive unfortunately choked down some awful food not realizing how bad it was until it came back up and looked the way it probably should have. Also, pizza looks 'real' based on where you go. I was a Pizzaiolo for a long time, hand tossing and using a brick woodburning oven and even then they looked edible ffs

[Anonymous No.9500539]

>>9500136
DUDE

it looks pretty

[Anonymous No.9500645]

>>9500527
Irregular toppings don’t look like shit.

[Anonymous No.9500856]

>>9500645
I would agree 100 percent, right along the lines of how americans put wayyyyy too much shit on their pizzas. In no way does that excuse the abomination posted above.

[Anonymous No.9500866]

Pineapple DOES belong on pizza!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.9501574]

>>9496926
Either you made this, and your a pretentious fuck for using edible flowers, or you didn't make this at all, and your a fucking liar. Either way, I'd probably eat it, I rarely turn down shrimp

[Anonymous No.9501916]

>>9499577
Autism the post.

[Anonymous No.9501939]

>>9497750
Your mum's asshole

[Anonymous No.9501950]

[Anonymous No.9501952]

>>9500463
Who's the queers

[Anonymous No.9501955]

>>9499577
So, this is the power of the autism? Impressive...

[Anonymous No.9502034]

Bolognese, used macaroni noodles because i didnt feel like driving to the store for something else...also they actually go well with bolognese

[Anonymous No.9502109]

>>9502034
IMO your sauce could do with longer on simmer, looks like you still have semi-raw tomato chunks.

[Anonymous No.9502129]

>>9502034
meme noodles, sauce has no sauce, and you used fresh tomatoes instead of san marzano.

[Anonymous No.9502148]

>>9496843
>he doesn't know what peppercorns look like
you aren't allowed to critique anyone's food ever

[Anonymous No.9502156]

>>9496817
Do you know what seasoning is? You can use sugar or lemon for seasoning, it's about balancing the flavours.

[Anonymous No.9503504]

>>9501916
>>9501955
not sure how that is autism related?

>>9500216
and how exactly is this a problem? i'd rather take her than the cake, looks like some kind of chocolate syrup garbage

[Anonymous No.9503525]

>>9495834
>Burger patty shaped like a fucking meatball

[Anonymous No.9503530]

>>9495897
>random areas of crust the size of someone's fist

[Anonymous No.9503539]

>>9503504
You wouldn't understand thinking outside of your little world. Trust me you are completely autistic for replying to every post and shitting up the reply viewing system.

I don't want to see your retardism every fucking post, I want to see a normal persons opinion of posted dishes to correlate with my own.

[Anonymous No.9503768]

>>9502129
>>9502109

Those chunks are carrots. Simmered for approx 2.5-3 hrs, and they were stewed marzanos. Tbf, its hard to tell from the pic and from the amount of parm and basil i topped it with. Thanks for critique anyway, always trying to improve.

[Anonymous No.9503774]

>>9503539
>I want to see a normal persons opinion
>normal person's
Why are you on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.9504324]

>>9503774
>Hurr duh this is a sekret club
The wierdos left when 4chan became mainstream you fucking deluded newfag.

>>>/Infinity/

[Anonymous No.9504957]

>>9503539
if you even paid close attention, i did not reply to every post. but accuracy isn't something that fits your in your little world, right? you wouldn't understand what that means

[Anonymous No.9504983]

>>9504324
They may have used cripplechan for all of an hour but the UI and layout is terrible, they've moved on to a different site

[Anonymous No.9505004]

>>9497699
I really wish the whole corn tortillas > Flour tortillas meme would fucking die already.

Flour tortillas are superior in every fucking way unless the corn tortilla is fried.

Even in Mexico no one eats corn tortillas over flour unless they are super poorfags / eating from a food cart.

[Anonymous No.9505048]

>>9495800
Looks like every other brownie I've ever seen- boring as fuck

>>9495808
>>9495816
Look barely baked, like those shitty chewy american chewy "cookies" fat people love

>>9495834
Buns are too burnt
Cheese is starting to separate and way too oily, also looks like a cheap cheese
Can't see what's under or on top of the burgers and what they're resting on because the photo is under exposed and the light is a cheap fucking yellow 60w bulb and the focus is all kinds of fucked

>>9495865
There's a barcode on that cleaver, meaning you bought it to look pretentious and haven't used it for more than a week.
Carbonated to fuck, even the bones are covered in carbonated fat
Also rest meat on a rack, not a board you dopey fuck

>>9495895
Another image where I can't tell what in the fuck is going on with the food because someone tried to act like a hipster faggots first time with a DSLR. No idea what the brown in the egg is, no idea what's going on with what appears to be a giant globule of fat on that meat, no idea why the fuck the egg has been left to set all over the plate instead of being eaten, no idea what the fuck the bread is torn for and why it's hanging around waiting to get its dick sucked

>>9495897
Looks as bad as it's cooked.
Carbonated crusts, swampy fucking disaster of spinach, what appear to be undercooked button mushrooms and the board is a fucking mess.

>>9495936
IPA added because someone wants to appear faggy
Trash tier salad you'd get with a takeout at 2am when you're shitfaced drunk
Half dry half greasy bread
Garlic chopped by an epileptic

>>9495944
Dunno what the fuck's been added to those carrots n potatoes
Both aren't crisped on the outside
Courgettes are soggy and don't belong with this meal anyway
Served with a kitchen knife instead of a steak knife

>>9495961
Not a fucking clue what they are and they're soggy and greasy either way

>>9496021
Nice lunchbox for a retard

[Anonymous No.9505112]

>>9496034
Shaped like a pretzel but clearly not a pretzel or at the very least under baked to all fuck
No idea what's on the right

>>9496035
Looks like over seasoned fish fillets which have been under cooked and have no crispiness
Served on a wicker base because you're gayer than gay and a postit note because you're 12

>>9496038
Unheated awful looking tacos, unheated poorly grated processed cheese and fuck knows what else

>>9496056
Spring rolls are far too thick and greasy
No idea what's on the left but it looks like a cheap uncooked cheese with unidentifiable veg and both have been cut by an idiot
Tomato paste looks like poverty

>>9496193
Finish it and stop taking pictures of completely pointless shit

>>9496437
More american poverty cuisine

>>9496445
Someone uploaded this because they were autistic enough to be enthused about a rise

>>9496757
Overly stylised when the profile of those veg clearly don't match deep fried chicken other than maybe the cucumber to wash away the overwhelming grease left on those legs
Not a fucking thing is seasoned

>>9496811
Wasn't cooked hot enough and looks like shit as a result
No idea what the tofu looking disaster is
Everything is out of focus and over exposed because you're another cunt with a camera

>>9496824
Looks awful
No idea what it is
Chives are hyper autistic
Even the bowl colour is ridiculous
Opening your glass window isn't going to bring in more light and I'm not giving feedback on your neighbours house. Take a picture properly

>>9496919
Badly made American poverty cuisine pt 3

>>9496926
If someone served me that in a restaurant I'd leave
Looks like the dinner scene in Beetlejuice
Horseradish is the only redeeming factor because it pairs right but even then there's only enough for 1 shrimp

>>9497226
A million tiny segments of lemon not worth the hassle
A tennis ball lemon half in the middle
What appears to be lemongrass or autistic celery
No idea what it is because it hasn't been served yet

[Anonymous No.9505177]

>>9497234
Everything looks dry either because it is or because you've lowered the contrast and added blue because you're an idiot
More retarded lemon cuts
Pasta with steak because you're an idiot

>>9497248
Can't see the eggs, defeats the point of the dish
Can't see shit so no point in commenting

>>9497267
Ditto

>>9497308
American poverty 2.0- italian poverty undertones
>>9497329
Underbaked bread with nothing to identify because it's not even broken or cut

>>9497333
Swimming in grease from your cheap pepperoni and low heat
Crust is too crispy and looks bland as fuck

>>9497444
Cheap pasta with what looks like cheap processed meat and an awful carbonara-esque sauce
Unseasoned, no veg, sauce undispersed and served with chopsticks because someone is both a weeaboo and an idiot

>>9497692
Over risen and probably undercooked swimming in sugar
Can't tell shit because uncut/unserved

>>9497720
I was right. Give them more time and less heat

>>9497750
Can't see shit other than hardened icing and dough saturated in oil

>>9497804
Can't see shit
Icing isn't glazed apart from 2 and it's unset

>>9500463
Looks as gay as the photo of a man and his rent boy behind it

>>9502034
Poverty pasta
Coconut shards instead of coconut milk or butter which would disperse and help flavour
Can't tell what the mince is but it's undercooked, the veg are over cooked
Nothing is seasoned


There, I shat on everything. I'd eat most of it though so remember nobody cares but you.

Finishing with comfy doggo

[Anonymous No.9505219]

>>9505177
that doggo is now dead and probably tasted bad

[Anonymous No.9505305]

>>9495800
>nasty oven mitt millimeters from the brownies

[Anonymous No.9505659]

>>9505048
>carbonated

[Anonymous No.9505730]

>>9500136
hahaha weed lmao

[Anonymous No.9507151]

[Anonymous No.9507164]

Year old turkey

[Anonymous No.9507166]

>>9495905
Haha what the fuck, even if this was a joke you'd still have to pretty fucked in the head to think of that.

[Anonymous No.9507168]

>>9495800
Looks really dry..

[Anonymous No.9507172]

>>9507151
>Why does that picture of a finger look weird?
>*expands it* AAAARGH!
>Oh wait...

[Anonymous No.9507201]

>>9500124
You'd have to be gentle with that little thing

[Anonymous No.9507204]

>>9507172
Another pic

[Anonymous No.9507209]

[Anonymous No.9507247]

>>9495897
This is what peak performance pizza looks like

[Anonymous No.9507249]

>>9495936
>that 9.5% abv IPA

Well done

[Anonymous No.9507292]

>>9507209
>eating ribs
>ever

[Anonymous No.9507969]

>>9507292
mohammad please

[Anonymous No.9507992]

>>9507209
>dat charring
enjoy your carcinogenic nitrosamines, stomach cancer's a peach

[Anonymous No.9508542]

Here's my magnum opus, the Irish Kraft Dinner & beans a la mode. Only a true patrician could appreciate such a dish.

[Anonymous No.9508559]

>>9508542
I actually want to eat this, but just all the pieces seperately. Nice bait though.

[Anonymous No.9508623]

>>9507172
Holy shit can you be anymore of fucking autistic spazz you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.9509066]

>>9495800
Placing the glove there does not change the fact that you baked cracked shit.

>>9495808

Tasteless and bland, just like you.

>>9495816

Everyone knows you eat them all by yourself you fat piece of shit.

>>9495834

You are not a chef. You are a tasteless fatty who think onion rings look elegant.

>>9495897

Is that a picture of your mother's vagina?

>>9496021

At least you know you're cheap. It's okay, not everyone is a winner.

>>9496035

Am I supposed to find this appetizing? Shows how much taste you have.

>>9496811

This looks nice.

>>9497333

No olive, no pepperoni and no pepper will add any flavour to that grease on grease you made. Well done, you can bake grease. Pretty sure that's who you are, a greasy fuck.

>>9497444

Please show me attention, I use chopsticks, I'm so original and quirky. Also I made Italian pasta, because I think I'm refined. Please think of me as a refined individual.

>>9497750

We all know you made the whole neighborhood cum on that cake.

>>9502034

Bla bla bla no one cares you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.9510573]

>>9508542
this is the type of food that makes guantanamo prisoners go almond snackbar once freed

[Anonymous No.9511439]

Fuck off ya it's a paper plate bc I don't like doing dishes

[Anonymous No.9511451]

>>9511439
Phoneposting upside down

[Anonymous No.9511715]

Honestly, everything ITT that is not a troll post looks fantastic

[Anonymous No.9511733]

>>9500289
>libtard
Yup, it's pol.

[Anonymous No.9512134]

>>9504957
You're digging yourself further into an autistic hole by arguing semantics and not his actual point.

[Anonymous No.9513382]

>>9497202
>eating at 30 mph
>taking pictures of your food at 30 mph
They don't call it fast food for nothing

[Anonymous No.9513500]

made the bread, bought the Manchego

[Anonymous No.9513516]

>>9508542
I don't see the beans, I do see pizza rolls or something?

[Anonymous No.9513592]

all sides.

[Anonymous No.9514107]

>>9508623
>Take a look at the guy.jpeg