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>Drink beer or coffee
>Immediately need to piss
>Have to make a judgment call every time I drink them in case I'll be away from a toilet

>> No.9495158

>>9495150
Freedom means peeing anywhere you want. You can always find some plants to water or a car to refuel. In my case, piss jugs aren't just a meme, they've saved me many moments of tv and movie that I would have been absent for otherwise.

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>>9495158

>> No.9495188
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>drink enough alcohol to get drunk
> immediately feel really tired
>end up going to sleep after an hour
good thing I only drink at home alone, I'd probably fall asleep at a bar if I ever went to one

>> No.9495208

>>9495188
Honestly it's probably because you're drinking alone. It's a low energy thing.

>> No.9495290

>Drink beer or coffee
>Immediately need to piss
you should see a doctor, dude, there is something seriously wrong with you

>> No.9495370

>>9495290
Caffiene and alcohol are diuretics

>> No.9495378

>>9495370
Thanks for your brilliant contributuon captain fucking obvious

>> No.9495381

>>9495378
Yes, so it's normal to need to piss from them

>> No.9495392

>>9495381
There's a difference between having to piss after a while and immediately needing a bathroom, faggot

>> No.9495393

>>9495392
Well clearly immediately means very quickly.

>> No.9495521

>>9495150
>tfw out on the boat drinking beer but you have piss anxiety

>> No.9495575

>>9495521
I know that feel

>At a house party
>They decide to go into town
>Dying for a piss while on the train
>Have to leave to find a toilet
>Lose everyone and have to go home

>> No.9495695

>>9495521
Why not just hang your dick over the edge and piss in the water?

>> No.9495726

>>9495695
That's how I roll.

>> No.9496473

>tfw cant shit without coffee

>> No.9496597

>>9496473
try walking more than 5 feet per day and you might get things moving down naturally

>> No.9496603

>>9495575
your friends are shit

>> No.9496613

>>9495150

your kidneys are failing mate

>> No.9496618

>>9495695
I can only do that if im sufficiently drunk. I'm internally shy. No issues with whipping my dick out but it won't piss, it's like it doesn't want to give anyone an opportunity to attack while i'm peeing and defenseless.

>> No.9496626

>>9496597
ummmm the toilet is at least 8 feet away so I walk 16 feet per day.

>> No.9497861

>>9495188
same here desu

>> No.9498301

>>9496626
Don't forget about trips to the kitchen! My bathroom is also approximately 8 feet away, with the kitchen being an additional 8 feet from there. So much exercise I'm surprised I'm not /fit/ yet

>> No.9498321

>>9495150
Get some bladder discipline, noob.