/ S I P / G E N E R A L

[Anonymous No.9486398]

Boys, we hit the bump limit yet again. >>9464264

Time for your weekend general. I'm sippin over ice because that's how I be. I recommend you try it too.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9486405]

>>9486398
S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9486416]

>>9486398
How many sips a day are too many?

[Anonymous No.9486423]

why is white sip so boring?
I wish red was available in my country

[Anonymous No.9486427]

Sips for the road

[Anonymous No.9486428]

>>9486416
>how many sips a day are not enough ?

[Anonymous No.9486429]

>>9486427
>roadsippin

[Anonymous No.9486430]

at least title your thread properly so it can be filtered you dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.9486434]

>>9486430
Thanks for the bump. Have a sip.

[Anonymous No.9486447]

Remember to hide and sage all sip shilling threads.

[Anonymous No.9486453]

>>9486447
Someone post the thing with the Frankenstein. This is perfect.

[Anonymous No.9486457]

>mfw I can't propose to a slut with a sip

[Anonymous No.9486458]

>>9486447
Report first

[Anonymous No.9486461]

>>9486447
>>9486453
Comin atcha

[Anonymous No.9486473]

>>9486398
>blender bottle sippin

I see you are man of taste as well.

[Anonymous No.9486649]

>>9486427
>purple sips

[Anonymous No.9486711]

just had ultra red sip but haven't sipped ultra regular for a few weeks so I cannot compare but currently ultra red is a bit more tense than ultra regular am i right?

wanna order sunrise and violet how do they compete?

[Anonymous No.9486824]

fuck off to /trash/ where this shit belongs

[Anonymous No.9486835]

Is this craft beer you guys are talking about? I'm from Poland we don't have this here..

[Anonymous No.9486847]

>Was feeling exhausted before heading into a night shift
>Before leaving gas station, decide to pick up a sip
>Choose white because of these god damn threads
>Was actually pretty good

How do I get out of the game before it consumes me?

[Anonymous No.9486859]

>>9486847
I'm pretty sure these threads are the result of a rogue marketing campaign on behalf or Monster energy.

[Anonymous No.9486864]

>>9486835
these people aren't old enough to buy beer

[Anonymous No.9486885]

>>9486711
Sunrise is the GOAT, no question.
Red is too artificial.

Also, Reviewbrah prefers sunrise over Ultra regular. So that should settle it anyway.

[Anonymous No.9486909]

>>9486447
>>9486458
>>9486859
How new are you? This has been a meme for over a year now. I mean it's not even like MAYBE a shill thing. It's a fucking meme designed to dupe retards like you, just like the McChicken meme. Lurk more. Jesus.

[Anonymous No.9486922]

>>9486859
I'm sure it isn't as half of these sheep don't actually know what a sip is.

[Anonymous No.9486933]

>>9486909

Fucktards repeating bullshit doesn't make it a meme you dumbfuck newfag. And it's been barely half a year, it'll die, just like the other s4s losers shit.

[Anonymous No.9486935]

>>9486416
i drink on average 3 of these a day

[Anonymous No.9486946]

purple sips > white sips

[Anonymous No.9486980]

>>9486398
So are sugar free sips actually good for weight loss or is it a fatfuck meme

[Anonymous No.9487012]

>>9486933
>barely half a year
Oh my god look at his pic related you absolute fucking dunce

[Anonymous No.9487017]

>>9486980
They're good. The caffeine suppresses appetite and the sweetener doesn't activate the insulin response. Sip away.

[Anonymous No.9487039]

>>9487012
> look at his pic related
>yeh right, I'm going to read some retarded BS from months ago

His pic? You mean yours, ins't it you fucking retarded sissy faggot? GTFO loser.

[Anonymous No.9487061]

Just tried Gronk.

>Buy Monster, receive Redbull

This is the first time I've been annoyed by Monster.

[Anonymous No.9487093]

>>9486933
>>9487039
Weak b8

[Anonymous No.9487094]

I was on vacation like 300 miles from home and they had monsters I don't get at home; mango loco and the thin "extreme" ones

both were good

[Anonymous No.9487108]

>>9487093

L.M.A.O. (no, seriously!) , how old are you? 14?

[Anonymous No.9487112]

>>9487039
Very cool pic. Reminds me of this site called 9gag. Mind if I save it?

[Anonymous No.9487120]

>>9487112

you're welcome :)

And don't ever again try to troll someone, you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.9487128]

>>9487039
>>9487108
>>9487120
Are we being raided by reddit again?

[Anonymous No.9487138]

>>9487128

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THAT'S ALL YOU GOT? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAH.

Get lost fucktard. And don't come back. You don't belong here, you fucking jerk.

[Anonymous No.9487157]

Jesus Christ, this stupid "/sip/" shit lately rustles my jimmies like few things on 4chan have ever managed to do. How can you people drink it? I tried a can of Red Bull once and it was the nastiest, most disgusting shit I have ever drunk. I poured half the can onto the ground.

[Anonymous No.9487193]

>>9487157

I like carbonated drinks. They taste different from the soda's I've been drinking for the past 20+ years and keep me up at work

[Anonymous No.9487248]

>>9487157
>I tried Red Bull
>It was nasty

I'm SHOCKED

[Anonymous No.9487306]

>>9487157
OK well first, Red Bull is not a sip. Try Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ and get back to me.

[Anonymous No.9487320]

>>9487157
You sound like a person I would never want to be around.

[Anonymous No.9487332]

>>9487306
You people are the most unhealthy thing ever.
I smoke fucking cigarettes and those taste better then your sugar cancer syrup.

[Anonymous No.9487338]

>>9487332

lmaoing at your miserable existence

[Anonymous No.9487364]

>mfw I sow the seeds of conflict in these threads

[Anonymous No.9487366]

>>9486398
>>9486398
one of the ingredients in this fucking monster drink gave me 3 permanent clear pimple on the nose. it clogged in my lymphatic system or something. took a decade but here i am with this on my face, damn

[Anonymous No.9487394]

This meme is retarded

[Anonymous No.9487443]

>>9487366
hello russian bot. your d&c has no power here. we love all zeros except the blacks

[Anonymous No.9487566]

>>9487061
Just stick to the sips, no troubles with red bullies there.
Red Bull can't compete in sips game, but Rockstar Pure Zero is close to sips

[Anonymous No.9487570]

>>9487332
Try Monster ultra zero, zero sugar and calories but still packed with B vitamins and caffeine

[Anonymous No.9487881]

>>9487364
You're this guy >>9487332 pretending to be a newfag who thinks there's sugar in Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra.™ Nice try my friend.

[Anonymous No.9487894]

>>9486427
Owner operator, or did the company provide one?

[Anonymous No.9487903]

>>9487566
Gronk tastes almost exactly like Red Bull. I'm annoyed because if I wanted to drink Red bull I'd buy red bull. This was a bad attempt by monster, imho.

[Anonymous No.9488011]

Anyone want to take a crack at sipping her shit up?

[Anonymous No.9488016]

>>9488011

Forgot the image.

[Anonymous No.9488043]

>>9486859
>>9486909

these energy drinks do all sorts of retarded shit for marketing. i wouldnt put it past them to hire some fucks for post-ironic meta meme marketing.

[Anonymous No.9488049]

>>9488043
>some fucks
>a couple of poor indian people working out of a shanty with no bathroom

>"post"-ironic
>when irony has not ended

>meme
>when sipping isnt even a meme

nonsipper detected

[Anonymous No.9488108]

Who /beetusboys/ here?

[Anonymous No.9488296]

>>9488108
I like the beetus, but have you tried Zero Ultra?

[Anonymous No.9488800]

>>9487894
No, I have to provide my own sips unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.9488808]

>>9486398
why do you guys spend money for this shit? doesn't even taste good I've tried all the flavors
>muh alertness
just buy caffeine tablets from Walgreens and drink it with something that actually tastes good

[Anonymous No.9488841]

>>9488808
>just buy caffeine tablets
Just remember, to get the full sipsperience you also need to take 200% daily value of 4 different B vitamins plus supplements for taurine, guarana, ginseng, l-carnitine and a slew of other micro and macro nutrients that your body needs... Or you could just sip one Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™. The choice is yours.

[Anonymous No.9488846]

>>9487157
>I tried a can of Red Bull
You are doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.9488903]

>>9486398
Enjoy your high blood pressure in your twenties.

[Anonymous No.9488957]

>>9487443
>russian bot trying to d&c in /sip/ general
for what fucking conceivable reason you faggot?

[Anonymous No.9488986]

Stop making your fucking OPs bypass the filter.

[Anonymous No.9489079]

>>9486885
I will order Ultra Sunrise. Is there an option to handpick a crate of sips at Monster store?

[Anonymous No.9489266]

>>9486398
You guys........
ALERT ALERT ALERT
PROTOTYPE SIP DETECTED
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE TOO WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

[Anonymous No.9489607]

>>9489266
Hey fellow sipper, you may think hydro is a new exciting drink from Monster and it's true that it's got that classic Monster energy blend but hydro has been around for a few months now, and is probably only new to your market.

Also it's unfortunately not very good I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.9489710]

I tried the white sip on Thursday. It was disgusting, tasted like tropical flavored chemicals. Also cost like £2, not worth it in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.9489730]

>ctrl + f: best sip
>mfw "not found"

[Anonymous No.9489737]

>>9489730
>>ctrl + f: best sip
>>mfw "not found"
Blue pure zero is better than the red imo

[G8rH8r No.9489740]

The better choice

[Anonymous No.9489741]

>>9489737
That one is pretty fucking great also. Not sure why rockstar zero doesn't get more sip recognition. They have more caffeine and taste better than monster imo

[Anonymous No.9489763]

>>9489741
I'm a sipboy but my guilty pleasure is pure zeroes, sometimes my first sip of the day is Rockstar

[Anonymous No.9489797]

>>9489607
It's like Green Ice lolly juice mixed with Vodka

[Anonymous No.9489872]

>>9489741
They do.
They're generally considered the "go-to" choice if somewhere is out of Monster on here.

[Anonymous No.9489886]

>>9486398
Friendly reminder that al/ck/ doesn't despise you for liking energy drinks, they despise you because you are enjoying /sip/s purely on taste

[Anonymous No.9490099]

#teamNOS

[Anonymous No.9490115]

>>9489266
>>9489607
I've never seen it with that lid or the "glucose powered" thing on the label.

[Anonymous No.9490120]

>>9490115
True now that you are mentioning it.
I'm excited now

[Anonymous No.9490464]

>>9490115
Well I drank it at 8, it kept me up literally all night (albeit after having a can of Orange Sip at 7) & the caffeine is so strong it tastes like it's been tinged with vodka so I'd say it's pretty powerful alright.

[Anonymous No.9490484]

>>9486398
>G E N E R A L

[Anonymous No.9490489]

is this a good price

[Anonymous No.9490499]

I tried a black sip again yesterday since you guys started rating it higher and I still thought it was on the lower end of the sip spectrum. Do you guys really think it's as good as white or are you joking?

[Anonymous No.9490502]

>>9490499
Second Best Priest.

[Anonymous No.9490506]

>>9490489
>tfw 2 for $3.98

S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9490511]

>>9490499
Black sucks. Absolute worst sip flavor.

t. sip boy since day one

[Anonymous No.9490529]

The monster extra strength super dry, is the best sip.

[Anonymous No.9490532]

Any plans for fucking off the cooking board yet ? It would be about damn time. Please take the al/ck/oholics with you on your way out, you belong together.

[Anonymous No.9490556]

>>9490532
Aw, he's never tried that first sip

[Anonymous No.9490557]

Alright guys I'm falling for the meme. Which is the best for a first time /sip/er?

[Anonymous No.9490571]

>>9490557
classic white my man. this is the beginning of a new chapter in your life

[Anonymous No.9490574]

>>9490557
White, my friend

[Anonymous No.9490591]

>>9486398
I have never seen these zero sugar monsters here in Brazil, it's always sugary and with added guaraná.
I want to taste the white one.

[Anonymous No.9490600]

>>9490591
I'm sure lots of Brazilians want to taste "White Ones" :P

[Anonymous No.9490629]

>>9486933
>Meme
>[mēm]
noun
>An element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.

[Anonymous No.9490673]

This is the superior sip

[Anonymous No.9490692]

>>9490673
>no carbonation
>no *PSCHT* sound when you crack it open
>no crisp, refreshing finish
I don't think so Bang bro

[Anonymous No.9490697]

>>9490692
Bang has beta alanine tho

[Anonymous No.9490705]

>>9490574
>>9490571
nah, fuck theses guys they don't know what they're talking about. get this.

[Anonymous No.9490713]

>>9490705
He said he wants to sip, not puke.

[Anonymous No.9490719]

>>9490713
he'll definitely puke with fagstar

[Anonymous No.9490720]

>>9490705
>Rockstar
You'll always be second best.
Accept it already.

[Anonymous No.9490727]

>>9490571
>>9490574
This shit better be as good as you guys say it is, I'll report back in when I get my hands on one. Today or tmrw

[Anonymous No.9490734]

>>9490727
Make sure it's ice cold

[Anonymous No.9490798]

>>9490692
It's carbonated . . .

[Anonymous No.9490807]

>>9490798
You can't seriously call that carbonation. It's a faint suggestion of carbonation. It's like the wistful remembrance of carbonation you taste when you leave an open can of sips in the fridge overnight. That's not carbonation at all.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9490880]

>>9490489
Ahahaha americuck. I get my monster sips for 1.99 BGN

[Anonymous No.9490910]

>>9490880
Around €1.10 per can in my country. Sip prices have gone up slightly.

[Anonymous No.9490932]

>>9490720
Rockstar is best, fag

[Anonymous No.9491058]

Rockstar is trash tier. Literally amp is better

[Anonymous No.9491059]

>>9490932
Pssschht
Best when there's no Monster left, yeah.

[Anonymous No.9491070]

>>9491059
>>9491058
>>9490932
BURN

[Anonymous No.9491430]

Please fuck somebody give me a zero sugar alternative to the discontinued ultra citron monster before I kill myself...

[Anonymous No.9491465]

Question what is the best beverage to sip? Low Carb Or Absolute Zero?

[Anonymous No.9491483]

>>9491465
also is the Rehab shit any good?

[Anonymous No.9491487]

>>9491483
It's the best

[Anonymous No.9491489]

why get transfixed on this stuff?

someone aware me of the appeal.

are you so desperate to feel part of some kind of "movement"

[Anonymous No.9491492]

>>9491430
The Bang lemon flavor is pretty close. Citron was my favorite too.

[Anonymous No.9491502]

>>9491483
Honestly yeah I prefer it to ultras. Very little sugar and I think it's entirely from the little bit of juice that's in every can.

[Anonymous No.9491517]

>>9491492
I've had it bro...it's not the same ;_;

[Anonymous No.9491519]

>>9491489
Wow are we calling sips a "movement" now?

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9491539]

>>9491519
>It's a Movement, folks.

[Anonymous No.9491555]

>>9489607
It's a resealable bottle, one of my critiques of selling Hydro in the first place is that don't drink the entire bottle at once if you're trying to stay hydrated. Glad Hansen is listening.

[Anonymous No.9491592]

>>9486935
SON
<---

[Anonymous No.9491973]

>>9491483
Pink lemonade ice tea is the best one.

[Anonymous No.9492017]

[Anonymous No.9492395]

Who here enjoys the feeling of smoking a bowl and a nice s i p

[Anonymous No.9492868]

>>9492395

[Anonymous No.9492911]

Camo flavored sips everyday

[Anonymous No.9492937]

All time favorite sip super smooth instant pain after drinking

[Anonymous No.9493160]

>>9488108
Import is the only beetus sip I'll touch.

[Anonymous No.9493171]

>>9491973
>they either don't make the red kind anymore or it isn't available near me
a fine sip, taken before its time

[Anonymous No.9493172]

So it turns out Zero Ultra mixes well with Jager. Good to know.

[Anonymous No.9493279]

>>9492937
Never seen that in the big can.

[Anonymous No.9493282]

>>9493279
Oh it's not the big can. It's only 12 ounces. Duh. But the lid is like the big can's lid.

[Anonymous No.9493416]

>>9486398
D I A B E T E S B O Y S
drink tea or coffe.

[Anonymous No.9493417]

>>9493282
I honestly thought it was discontinued

[Anonymous No.9493418]

i just drink water and tea
anyone sipping on some nice h2o?

[Anonymous No.9493445]

>>9493416
>beetus
>sips are sugar free
Huh?

[Anonymous No.9493527]

Assault or ultra red?
no other options

[Anonymous No.9493548]

>>9493445
ur consuming hella chemicals tho

[Anonymous No.9493857]

How did sip started? Can you guys tell me the origin of sip

[Anonymous No.9493975]

[Anonymous No.9493977]

[Anonymous No.9493979]

[Anonymous No.9493981]

[Anonymous No.9493982]

[Anonymous No.9493986]

why? /ck/. tell me why /fit/! /PTG/ WHY DIDN'T I /SIP/?

[Anonymous No.9493988]

[Anonymous No.9493990]

[Anonymous No.9494006]

>24 for 24

[Anonymous No.9494297]

Is it true that sips are only good if you literally 'take sips'? I've been consuming some ultras for the last few days and smashing them down, but they make me cough like fuck if I try drinking it fast. Am I doing it wrong?

[Anonymous No.9494317]

>>9494297
You don't want to gulp them but sipping is only required for the first sip

[Anonymous No.9494634]

>>9494297
>sip
>gulp

Choose one.

Protip: they're called sips for a reason.

Just got pic related. What to expect?

[Anonymous No.9494647]

>>9490727
alright guys it's me within 1 hour I will be taking my first real /sip/ ever
>>9491973
>>9494634
I have had these and they're OK at best and I was getting them for free in college, way overrated desu. this Zero Ultra better be on a whole 'nother level
>>9486935
this is pretty good but it has 53 fucking grams of sugar and I'm no longer a teen

[Anonymous No.9494695]

How would you guys describe the flavor of a white /sip/??

[Anonymous No.9494729]

>>9490489
they sell them for $1.19 near me

[Anonymous No.9494763]

>not drinking the patriotic sip

[Anonymous No.9494869]

>>9494695
Semen of the gods

[Anonymous No.9494943]

>>9486885
Love Sunrise

[Anonymous No.9494957]

ABOUT TO TAKE MY FIRST /SIP/ EVER GUYS, GOT MYSELF A WHITE SIP, WISH ME LUCK

[Anonymous No.9494995]

>>9494957
Good luck fellow sipster
I'm now fully integrated into the S I P B O Y S lifestyle, thanks for finding me a home guys.
/sci/ here this is totally healthy.

[Anonymous No.9495001]

IT'S NOT A MEME BOYS

THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT

[Anonymous No.9495010]

>>9486885
Sunrise is awesome - it tastes like McDonald's orange drink

[Anonymous No.9495194]

>>9495001
>IT'S NOT A MEME BOYS
I've been saying this for MONTHS. Its why people dont get it. Its not a meme, its a lifestyle and its fucking grand!

[Anonymous No.9495212]

you faggots are worse than the mcdonalds threads

[Anonymous No.9495218]

These threads are absolute cancer as soon you grow up and realize that with water, you will have the best sip in your life.

[Anonymous No.9495242]

>>9495218
most of us here are mukans bruh, and murkan tap water while usually safe to drink is not tasty like prue water is

[Anonymous No.9495347]

>>9495218
>being this much of a non-sipper
lmaoing@urlifetbhfam

[Anonymous No.9495581]

>>9493171
just had one yesterday man. sorry for your loss

[Anonymous No.9495630]

>>9490489
Bulk stores are your friend, I used to buy the 24 packs at Sams ( I think it was 24?), worked out pretty cheap per can, I assume other retailers such as costco and BJs offer similar pricing.

[Anonymous No.9495632]

>>9494995
>>9494995
>>9495194
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9495643]

holy fucking autism

[Anonymous No.9495649]

>>9494647
just sipped the rehab tea+lemon.

...

and it's shit. weak juice.

ultra is still numero uno!

[Anonymous No.9495663]

>>9486398

Behold my zero sugar zero calorie so much caffeine you have to sip, sip.

You can be gay on unleashing the beast all you want but this is the true patricians sip.

[Anonymous No.9496124]

>>9495643
>newfag's never sipped

[Anonymous No.9496208]

>>9495663
The yellow Rockstar sip is pretty good and spoiler: not discontinued like SOME yellow sips

[Anonymous No.9496275]

I need to hit up the Speedway and get some 3/$5.50 red sips asap

[Anonymous No.9496386]

>>9495663
You have shit taste desu.

[Anonymous No.9496395]

What the fuck guys, I thought you were just meming but this stuff is literally addictive. This can was $3.66 too.

[Anonymous No.9496396]

What do you fellow sipsters think of Relentless? Personally it is my favourite sip.

I also have to try the white sip

[Anonymous No.9496406]

>>9496396
White sips or bust. There is no substitution for Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™.

[Anonymous No.9496421]

>>9496395
It's a meme because it's so good. Duh. Welcome to the sip crew.

S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9496461]

>>9496406
he looks like an awkward beta at his first party

[Anonymous No.9496464]

>>9489730
>>9489737
>>9489741
>>9489763
best pure zero is Mango Orange Passion, hands down

[Anonymous No.9496551]

>>9496461
>awkward beta
yup

[Anonymous No.9496606]

>>9496551
I wonder which color sip is the Donald's true favorite, outside the memes

[Anonymous No.9496637]

>>9496606
I bet it's shit-tier blue.

[Anonymous No.9498191]

Enjoying my first Ultra White after lurking these threads for a while. Pleasantly surprised at how nice this is.

Good sips.

[Anonymous No.9498237]

Who here /activeshootingsips/?

[Anonymous No.9498717]

>>9498237
kek

[Anonymous No.9499103]

>>9498191
Welcome 2 the sip crew

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9499731]

just picked up 10 white sips for $17.99+tax, u jelly?

[Anonymous No.9499737]

>>9499731
>u jelly?
Nope.
I spent $7 (total) for a the equivalent caffeine of 90 energy drinks, and the equivalent B-vitamins of 100 of them.

I don't like paying the stupid tax.

[Anonymous No.9499745]

[Anonymous No.9499748]

sips for days
ignore the la croix, have pussy non-sippers in my vicinity

[Anonymous No.9499749]

>>9499737
>stupid
>sipping
Pick one, stupid.

[Anonymous No.9499760]

>>9499737
>caffeinepill cucks
fucking kek, it's not the same faggot. you can't /sip/ your baser-ass pills

[Anonymous No.9499771]

I don't hate energy drinks, but I don't understand how people drink them on a daily basis. Even ignoring the flavor, which I thought was just okay, it's so goddamn unhealthy that I wouldn't be able to put so much of that shit in my body in good conscience.

[Anonymous No.9499785]

>>9499760
>it's not the same faggot.
That's right. It saves a ton of money, is easier to store and transport, and doesn't associate me with juvenile silliness.

[Anonymous No.9499793]

>>9499771
>that shit
Please be more specific. I think you'd be surprised by how benign the nutrition label is on a can of zero ultra.

[Anonymous No.9499799]

>>9499785
>juvenile silliness
*sips fedora*

[Anonymous No.9499800]

>>9499745
I would to it's the worst fucking sip!

[Anonymous No.9499806]

>work in a kitchen unlike most of /ck/
>all the cooks drink sips
Explain yourself /ck/!

[Anonymous No.9499807]

>>9499785
>heh, you faggots really HAVE SEX WITH REAL GIRLS?
>don't you know you can jerk off???? its WAY cheaper and you still cum for a FRACTION of the cost!!! heh, nothin personnel kid.

[Anonymous No.9499849]

>>9499807
>3D women
You'll never make it with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.9499871]

>>9486398
Reminder to report these paid advertisement shill threads.

[Anonymous No.9499891]

>>9499871
fuck off

[Anonymous No.9499930]

>>9499871
Nothing personnel, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.9499949]

>>9499793
that's actually pretty surprising. still, the excessive caffeine alone is more than enough to discourage me.

[Anonymous No.9499953]

>>9499737
Just remember, to get the full sipsperience you also need to take supplements for taurine, guarana, ginseng, l-carnitine and a slew of other micro and macro nutrients that your body needs... Also, a crucial part of the entire celebration is the lightly carbonated feel and taste of Monster Energy Ultra™. You can't replace that and hundreds of testimonials on this site and others will tell you that the Ultra™ line of drinks is the tastiest line of energy beverages on the market. Also backing that up is Monster Energy's™ utter dominance in the market place as evidenced by their third party audited and SEC approved quarterly reports describing their balance sheet and cashflow.
So you can take all those pills and supplements like an old man, or you could just sip one Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™. The choice is yours.

[Anonymous No.9499970]

>>9499871
Reminder that talking about reporting threads and encouraging people to report threads is against global rule 7.

7.Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

This is food and cooking related. The SIPBOYS just love their drinks and want to celebrate and discuss their flavors and sipsperiences. I'm not sorry that we continue to like something you don't like. Grow up and realize that's how the world works. You won't like everything other people like and that's ok.

SIPBOYS are inclusive, and we welcome you with open arms. But there are rules on 4chan. SIPBOYS proudly respect and honor those rules. You should too. And hey, if you're feeling a little down because you realize you were in the wrong, just be a grown up and apologize. Maybe try cracking open an ice cold Zero Ultra™. It always makes me feel better.

[Anonymous No.9499973]

>>9499953
Good thing I don't want it.

[Anonymous No.9500000]

>>9499930
Christ you're a fucking moron

[Anonymous No.9500015]

>>9499970
Seriously I don't understand this antiFun sentiment. It's fun anons are having fun and creating memes the only reason these threads are here is because no fun allowed fags demanded it be removed from /fit/ where it fit in much better with all the preworkout threads and such.

Reportcucks are the reason these threads are here just remember that.

[Anonymous No.9500019]

>>9500000
You should be ashamed at that GET.

[Anonymous No.9500022]

>>9499970
>Zero Ultra is a trademark
It's registered, fuckwit.
Lurk moar.

[Anonymous No.9500024]

>>9500015
Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.9500125]

>>9499807
kek

[Anonymous No.9500144]

>>9499949
140mg of caffeine per 16-ounce can of zero ultra is less than half of the caffeine content of your average 16-ounce Starbucks brew. There's a lot of misinformation about energy drinks. Stay informed my friend.

Source: https://www.caffeineinformer.com/the-complete-guide-to-starbucks-caffeine

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9500165]

>>9500022
Please explain. Lawfag but not IP.

[Anonymous No.9500321]

>>9500022
BTFO
The content, organization, graphics, design, compilation, and other matters related to the Site are protected under applicable U.S. and international copyright, trademark and intellectual property laws. "Monster Energy" and our logos and other marks are either trademarks or registered trademarks of Monster Energy ("Trademarks"). We exclusively own all worldwide right, title and interest in and to all the Trademarks, documentation, software, contents, graphics, designs, data, computer codes, ideas, know-how, "look and feel," compilations, magnetic translations, digital conversions and other materials included within the Site and related to the Site, and all modifications and derivative works thereof, and all intellectual property rights related thereto (the "Intellectual Property"). The posting of information or materials on the Site by us does not constitute a waiver of any rights in any Intellectual Property or such information and materials. You shall not challenge, contest or otherwise impair Monster Energy's ownership of the Site and the content therein or the validity or enforce-ability of Monster Energy's rights in the Intellectual Property. We reserve the right in our sole discretion to edit or delete any information or other content appearing on the Site at any time without notice. Nothing contained in this Agreement shall be construed by implication, estoppel or otherwise as granting to the user an ownership interest in the Intellectual Property or any copyright, trademark, patent or other intellectual property right of Monster Energy™ or any third party.

[Anonymous No.9500454]

>tfw I dont /sip/

[Anonymous No.9500516]

>>9486398
Picked up Monster Hydro for the first time from my 7/11, tastes more like a regular flavored water than a Monster, as it isn't carbonated, but still has a bit of a kick to it

Has anyone else tried it, what do you think about it? Personally, I like it, but without the carbonation, doesn't really taste the same as a normal Monster

[Anonymous No.9500540]

>>9500000
In a fucking /sip/ general. This board was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.9500551]

Home from the grocery two hours ago. New sips in the fridge. How long until I should drink them?

They were at room temperature when I bought them.

[Anonymous No.9500570]

>>9500551
Throw one in the freezer for 30 minutes or do, should be sipping temp by then

[Anonymous No.9500636]

>>9500551
>sipping in the late PMs
absolute madman

[Anonymous No.9500647]

>>9500570
Even then, served over ice is mighty nice.

[Anonymous No.9500651]

>>9500551
SIP TIP: wrap one in a wet paper towel and put it in the freezer. It will be ice cold in about 5-10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.9500749]

>>9500647
>SIP TIP
That's what he said.

[Anonymous No.9500762]

i thought this was a non alkie alcohol thread.. but its for energy piss..

[Anonymous No.9500845]

>>9499760
>he doesn't put a 200mg caffeine pill in his sips...

[Anonymous No.9501208]

>>9500647
I hate blue but that looks delicious.

[Anonymous No.9501284]

Rate my roommate's room temperature sip

[Anonymous No.9501305]

>>9501284
I drink those, they're OK. Room temp is ass though

[Anonymous No.9501460]

>>9496396
purple relentless is my jam

[Anonymous No.9501554]

>>9500000
Nice.

[Anonymous No.9501701]

>>9493975
Fresh memes are the shit mang. Can't wait to hit that early morning sip.

[Anonymous No.9501709]

>>9501701
>242 / 92 / 124 / 1
sage for same fags

[Anonymous No.9501775]

>>9501709
>doesn't know what samefagging is
People are allowed to post more than once in a thread and have a discussion. Samefagging is when you reply to your own post to lend support to it. I can assure you that isn't happening. It's S I P B O Y S - plural. The times when the poster count doesn't go up is when there are redbullies spamming negativity. #sad

[Anonymous No.9501811]

>>9501775
So this thread is samefagging

[Anonymous No.9502306]

What is best game to sip to, and why is it Heroes of Might and Magic 3?

[Anonymous No.9502759]

>>9490489
I get my Ultra in a four pack for £3.

[Anonymous No.9502989]

>>9502759
>£3
Sipping is so patrician that it is intercontinental by it's very nature. I wish I could buy sips in bulk. My wife doesn't approve. So when I wanna sip, I gotta give her the slip, and then buy one offs, or sometimes "tfw 2 for $4" and hide the extra for another day. Feels good to be part of an international brotherhood tho.
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9503002]

morning sips really help with my aching depression

[Anonymous No.9503016]

>>9503002
>that first sip of the day
is a reason to get out of bed

[Anonymous No.9503048]

>>9486398
This thread is a pretty cool guy.

[Anonymous No.9503099]

>>9503016
>mfw no sips in the house
God I hope I make it to the store alive.

[Anonymous No.9503110]

>>9503016
it really is, i think about it at night before I go to sleep

[Anonymous No.9503148]

ITT
People who oppose addiction

[Anonymous No.9503168]

>>9503148
>jerks off for the 6th time today before noon
>smokes bowl of Dank Kush™ to lower sperm count (I don't even wanna have kids, bro!)
>refreshes 13 tabs
>saves 3 year ongoing game of Civ 5
>takes sip of Mountain Dew Code Red
>checks Snapchat, Facebook and Instagram for internet points
>desperately texts ex gf begging to take you back
>"hehe look at these LOSERS actually enjoying something"

[Anonymous No.9503179]

>>9503168
It really isn't possible for civ5 to run that long, unless you're taking one turn a week or something.

[Anonymous No.9503207]

What's your addiction?
Is it money?
Is it girls?
Is it S I P?

[Anonymous No.9503212]

who's sippin

[Anonymous No.9503244]

>>9503207
Busted

[Anonymous No.9503270]

>>9503212
white sips got me wired

[Anonymous No.9503312]

https://discordapp.com/channels/364794416973479947

/sip/pers anonymous discord

real sippas only

[Anonymous No.9503444]

>>9503270
>swervin on them sips

[Anonymous No.9503491]

First sip today. New Mango Loco

[Anonymous No.9503519]

>>9503491
Not a sip

[Anonymous No.9503541]

>>9503519
RIP me then.

[Anonymous No.9503545]

>>9503491
>sip
>contains sugar
pick one

[Anonymous No.9503550]

>>9503168
damn anon. speaking from experience?

[Anonymous No.9503779]

>>9499737
>teleports behind you and S I P S A W A Y

Heh, nothing personal kid.

[Anonymous No.9503926]

Yo im gonna need to start budgeting so I can manage how many sips i can buy in a year.

[Anonymous No.9503972]

>when you accidentally slurp when you meant to sip

[Anonymous No.9503991]

>>9487443
Nani? Blue and Red are questionable as well. Only White and Orange are undeniably great.

[Anonymous No.9503994]

>>9503972
>people can drink a reasonable amount of alcohol before death
>we die for enjoying one too many sips

[Anonymous No.9504013]

say there fellas, any of you ever try this sip?
They used to have it at a dollar store near my high school for 50 cents a can. We'd go buy them every day after school until one day when they all just disappeared.

[Anonymous No.9504018]

>>9503994
Just got into a heated argument with a friend about this sort of life style, apparently hes more of a slurper rather than a sipper and I guess thats fine and all but I think its kind of gross really I just think thats something you keep private.

[Anonymous No.9504020]

>>9504013
That isn't a sip, anon.
>all these newfags.

[Anonymous No.9504027]

>>9504020
I guess they'll learn.

[Anonymous No.9504042]

You're all gonna have a heart attack

[Anonymous No.9504044]

>>9504018
the ultimate question - straw from 7-11 or no straw at all?

[Anonymous No.9504087]

>>9486935
>>9490673
>>9503491
>>9504013
NONE OF THESE ARE SIPS NEWFAGS REFER TO THE CHART

[Anonymous No.9504120]

I tried Zero Ultra and it tasted like shit

Enjoy those 3 bucks, shills

[Anonymous No.9504124]

>>9489740
my nigga
>tfw no zero calorie Tribute
>the zero calorie Citrus-X just doesnt taste the same

[Anonymous No.9504127]

>>9504020
It is now, Silverstein.

[Anonymous No.9504140]

>>9504124
>$1.09 is its top feature

[Anonymous No.9504148]

>>9504124
Not a sip newfag

[Anonymous No.9504198]

>>9504148
It's literally named cyp lad

[Anonymous No.9504319]

Nice to see some OC from /fit/. I’ve been posting all mine here for a couple of months.

[Anonymous No.9504332]

i just cracked my third sip of the day lads pray for me

[Anonymous No.9504451]

Got me some white and purp. Never would've tried the Ultra if not for /sip/ threads. You guys got me hooked now.

[Anonymous No.9504461]

>>9504120
I buy mine for $2 a can. About to start buying in large quantities to save money. Can get a 24 pack for $32 $1.33 a can. siplife

[Anonymous No.9504517]

>>9504451
>>9504461
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9504631]

Sip
Boys

[Anonymous No.9504645]

I gotta try this purple sip you guys keep hyping. What does it taste like? I almost exclusively sip diet Red Bull and Rockstar Sugar Free

[Anonymous No.9504658]

>>9486416

One of my friends had a roommate who drank at least 4 cans of 24 ounce regular Monster (the kind with sugar!) a day. I think he's still alive. It wasn't even the most cost effective way to sip (the 16 ounce cans were cheaper per ounce!!) but it was his preferred sip style.

[Anonymous No.9504663]

>>9504645
I don't personally enjoy the royal sip but even the worst sips are better than the diet red bull or sugar free Rockstar (not to be confused with Rockstar pure zero which is very good)

[Anonymous No.9505125]

>>9504645
It's a bit like a purple popsicle or grape blowpop. It's not as complex as black or white, but it isn't one dimensional like orange or red. It's a solid sip with the most beautiful shade of royal purple you've ever seen. Drink it over ice and you'll be amazed at the color as you pour it. If you're coming from Red Bull and Rockstar Sugar Free you're gonna shit yourself at how good this tastes and the energy you'll have from the Monster Energy Blend™ will leave those other drinks in the dust.

[Anonymous No.9505189]

>>9504645
Artificial grape.

[Anonymous No.9505203]

>hot and fresh out the kitchen

[Anonymous No.9505253]

Sipboys needed in /g/!
>>>/g/62723717

[Anonymous No.9505386]

S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9505387]

>>9505253
The S I P B O Y S are not your fucking army.

[Anonymous No.9505410]

>>9505387
Uh, looks like we are dude

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9505546]

>>9505410
>traitors to the meme

[Anonymous No.9505567]

>>9505546
Judas should have a fake sip like rockstar or red bull

[Anonymous No.9505585]

>>9505567
>disbelief.tiff

[Anonymous No.9505588]

Friendly reminder

[Anonymous No.9505603]

>>9505585
Oh shit great job. I was looking at the table. Subtle as fuck.

[Anonymous No.9505608]

>>9505588
Oh anon

[Anonymous No.9505645]

>>9505603
I actually fucked it up.. I assumed Judas was the one with the knife. The one with the knife is actually Peter. This one is correct. Judas now has wings, what a fucker.

[Anonymous No.9505647]

>>9505546
That’s not Judas babe

[Anonymous No.9505653]

>>9505647
Disregard

[Anonymous No.9505663]

>>9505647
Yeah, I'm a fucking heathen and I /SIP/. What are you gonna do about it? Crack open a cold Zero Ultra™?

[Anonymous No.9505682]

yall already know im up in here mixing up my own /SIP/ this shit is great. lemoNADE, cherry limeade, peach mango, and tropical rain are my top 4. i wanna try rainbow sherbert and the new peach tea is supposed to be out soon so thats exciting too

[Anonymous No.9505805]

S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9506110]

>>9505645
This is the funniest meme I've seen all year. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.9506582]

>>9505386
311 / 117 / 150 / 8

[Anonymous No.9506626]

>>9504087
white is fucking shit
red should be a tthe top

[Anonymous No.9506882]

>>9505805
/ / / H I G HQ U A L I T YB O Y S / / /

[Anonymous No.9506887]

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