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9485642 No.9485642 [Reply] [Original]

This is breakfast for me mate, how bout you?

>> No.9485651

>>9485642
how did you cook those potatoes

>> No.9485683
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9485683

Mostly done with mine

>> No.9485804

>>9485642
I love potato skins but it's a strange meal to have for breakfast.

Although I guess how we determine what foods are breakfast foods is pretty arbitrary.

>> No.9485831
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In the middle of eating mine already so...

2 Eggs medium well and 2 sausage links

>> No.9485845

>>9485831
>medium well
Those eggs are over hard

>> No.9485852

>>9485845
There's still "some" runny yolk tho, not a lot, but it's under the eggs. Sorry, picture taking skills suck. I thought hard was no runny or soft yolk at all.

>> No.9486091

>>9485651

in an oven

>> No.9486096
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9486096

>>9485642

>> No.9486104

test

>> No.9486116

>>9485642
now that the children have stopped posting let me tell you want a real breakfast is.

2 egg whites tossed with ground flax seed, tumeric, and black pepper.
a little bit of quinoa, brown rice, or whole grain toast, no butter.
unsweetened tea flavored with dragon fruit and pomegranate.

the fat comes from the flax seed, it was necessary to add this fact because most of you are dumb as fuck.

>> No.9486354

>>9486091
so do you wait for an hour to eat breakfast or do you justeat leftovers?

>> No.9486367

>>9486354

either. i like breakfast and i get up early

>> No.9486369

Breakfast is pointless just eat more at lunch and dinner.

>> No.9486372

>>9486369

>Breakfast is pointless just eat more at lunch and dinner.
what the actual fuck are you talking about

>> No.9486375

>>9486367
i gotta say that looks pretty good. I can never bother much with breakfast. At most I'll have a poached egg but I usually just have a coffee and croissant and then a sandwich at midday.

>> No.9486384

>>9486369
How do people like you even exist, i can barely function without eating breakfast

>> No.9486394

cook tasty burger, not hungry anymore.

>> No.9486399

>>9486372
There are a couple autists who run around posting how worthless breakfast is in every breakfast thread. Ignore.

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>>9486116
I don't like you, or your attitude.

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>> No.9487520

apples

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>>9486116

>> No.9487544

Cereal with milk if my roommates haven't drank it all, and a cup of espresso. Sometimes some toast or a banana if I'm feeling extravagant.

t. college student

>> No.9487545
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>> No.9487554

>>9487547
MILKY
WILKY
SLURP
GASP

>> No.9487556
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>> No.9487586

>>9487556
Everything looks burnt.

>> No.9487795
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9487795

>>9486116
>(you)

>> No.9487805

>>9487547
so is the breakfast on the plate, or on the chest?

>> No.9489100

>>9485642
>It's another /ck/ posts all their high calorie, hot, disgusting meme breakfasts because the TV told them that's what (((men))) eat, while they post from the toilet taking their 8th dehydrated shit of the day, balancing the phone on their bloated gut

Fucking hell. Read Kellogg. The ideal breakfast is 400 calories of cold grains.Maintain the Living Temple with actual food, not broken down bullshit you've convinced yourself you "need".

>> No.9489110

3 in the morning time for a burger.

>> No.9489114

>>9485642
looks good, for lunch

>> No.9489148

>>9486116

Do you also activate some fucking almonds first you literal retard?

>> No.9489165
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9489165

I call this one the full nazi hiding out in South America.

>> No.9489396

a had a scrambled egg with spinach, a bagel w/ cream cheese, and some bacon

>> No.9489655
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I stabbed them yokes and poured them over everything.
EVERYTHING.

>> No.9489692

>>9487560
What are those 2 black things above the bacon and sausages?

>> No.9489711

>>9485683
i feel this
same here man

>> No.9489716

Didn't eat. Too depressed.

Normally I'd eat toast and tea, and maybe eggs, sausages, etc.

>> No.9489731

>>9489692
black pudding aka blood sausage

>> No.9489751
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9489751

>breakfast
>Not IMF

Kek

>> No.9489781

>>9489100
Would that be the same Kellogg who advocated clitoridectomy and other forms of genital mutilation to stave off the dreaded practice of masturbation?

Thanks but I'd rather not follow the advice of a nineteenth century quack

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For me it's an energy drink.

>> No.9489857
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>>9485642
2 egg omelet with cheddar and Valentina hot sauce. Glass of milk

>> No.9489865
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9489865

pic related today for breakfast... too many pizza threads on /ck/ making me hungry

>>9489711
Leftover nachoes and beer is a great breakfast, don't let the health nuts convince you otherwise

>> No.9489927

Big fridge clear out today

>> No.9489931
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>>9489927

WOOPs

>> No.9489939

>>9489813
>18g sugar
>18 grams carbs
>breakfast

>> No.9490064

>>9489939
What's wrong with it?

>> No.9490086

>>9486116
This is one of the most unlikeable posts I have ever seen on this site. If I actually knew you, I can just tell you would be just a horrible person.

>> No.9490168
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I bought a quiche today.

>> No.9490172

>>9490168
quiche is shit, i don't understand why people like it

>> No.9490176

>>9490172
fuck off idiot

>> No.9490184
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>>9490176
prove me wrong, short crust pastry and soft creamy eggs don't belong together in savory form

>> No.9490212

>>9489857
I thought that was a pizza

>> No.9490220

>>9490184
I make mine with a shredded potato crust. Still prefer a frittata or "some veggies, cheese, and leftover meet with some eggs poured over and broiled".

>> No.9490227

>>9490220
see that sounds nice, but not quiche

>> No.9490235

>>9490184

> I don't like <thing>
> prove me wrong

Lol

>> No.9490242

>>9490235
i also objectively called it shit and you've not proved me wrong

>> No.9490274

>>9489165
Looks tasty af desu, mango is fantastic.

Is that cream cheese and honey?

>> No.9490302

>>9486096
Fuck off fag

>> No.9490307
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For me, it's the sausage egg and cheese McGriddle. The best fast food breakfast sandwich. And some crispy hash browns to boot!

>> No.9490321
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>>9490302
>not being a S I P B O Y 2 0 1 7

>> No.9490406

>>9489781
He never advocated any sort of female genital mutilation. Have you actually read his work? Or are you basing it all off that Adam ruins Everything video you saw on a reddit that one time? Cause we know thats where you get most of your information. Do you have a bunch of them saved, just in case you need a refresher before telling your cousin who just got engaged why diamond rings are bullshit, something you'll never have to worry about because no woman can stand to be around you for more than a few minutes?

Kellogg was opposed to masturbation as a display of passion, and said that bland dieting heavy in grains and actual food, as opposed to the broken "food" of animal flesh, helped to maintain and control the passions better, leading to a lower sex drive and sexual urges.

But how could you possibly know that? You don't have time to read. Youre too busy shit posting on the food and cooking section of a mongolian throat singing message board.

>> No.9490486

>>9490406
You act like that anon is an idiot, but you clearly haven't read Kellogg's own book "Plain Facts for Old and Young" if you believe he didn't advocate that sort of stuff.

>> No.9490509

>>9490307
How's working in construction going?

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>>9487554

>> No.9490518

>>9490406
>Kellogg was opposed to masturbation as a display of passion, and said that bland dieting heavy in grains and actual food, as opposed to the broken "food" of animal flesh, helped to maintain and control the passions better, leading to a lower sex drive and sexual urges.
Which is just as retarded as advocating fgm

>> No.9490531

>>9490518
It's actually about as retarded as you using that argument when you can instead cite material from Kellog's books to prove >>9490406 wrong

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>> No.9490645

>>9490531

I don't want to prove him wrong about his claims about Kellogg. I'm more concerned that he agrees with the views he claims Kellogg had.

>> No.9490667

>>9490598
At first I thought you had burnt a banana by placing the top on a hot pan or something. Is that Nutella?

>>9490645
Fair enough.

>> No.9490699

>>9490667
hazelnut chocolate paste

>> No.9490711

>>9490598
How do you make your shit so creamy?

>> No.9490787

>>9490518
>Which is just as retarded as advocating fgm

>Look! Off in the distance! It's goalposts! And...and by God they are moving!

So you were wrong, and now that you know youre wrong, you're changing what you said your original point was? I'm real sorry for you, truly. Maybe CGP Grey will have an episode of Hello Internet about this soon so you know how to feel about it.

>> No.9490810

>taking my mom shopping and to lunch
>see this little restaurant that was never there before
>we go in
>menu looks pretty boring
>I don't want anything on it
>mom is hungry so she just orders a salad
>salad costs $5.25
>waitress asks what kind of dressing she would like
>house dressing
>eats the salad
>go to pay
>that will be $22 plus tip
>lol wut?
>there must be a mistake because salad is only $5.25
>yea but she ordered dressing and that is extra
>what the fuck kind of scam is this?
>I'm not paying for this shit
>waitress threatens to call the cops
>go right ahead, I'm still not paying
>wake up
>it was all a dream
>eat some toast with homemade blackberry jam for breakfast

Never going to that place again

>> No.9490842

>>9490787

i'm a different person and i just wanted to make the point that you're not 'defending' kellogg by explicating his views like that, you're only making it worse.

i haven't shifted the goalposts, i'm just pointing out that you've missed the goal you were shooting for in your post.

>> No.9490853

i just eat some buttered toast, a little bit of peanut butter on those toasts too ( sometimes i sprinkle cinnamon on them if i feel like i need extra flavor )
cut the peanut butter toast into strips
cup of whole milk ( or coffee if you drink that in the morning )
dip, don't let it soak-
and eat! the best part is, you can drink the rest of your milk/coffee afterwards.

>> No.9490899

>>9490842
So your point is that defending something you personally disagree with is pointless since you disagree with it? Are you actually retarded?

Bland, low protein diets, do objectively lower sexual impulses and sex drives. Maintaining a balanced diet and chopping up your genitals is as equally retarded in your mind is baffling. Although I'm sure to you, not eating a nonstop stream of shitty food you cram down your gullet each and every day and literally cutting off parts of your cock are comparable for someone so addicted to temporary pleasures.

>> No.9490927

>>9490899

>So your point is that defending something you personally disagree with is pointless since you disagree with it?
no, what the fuck dude. i swear some are playing an eternal game of telephone and can't read plain english without parsing it into a sweeping, incoherent statement they disagree with

>Bland, low protein diets, do objectively lower sexual impulses and sex drives.
even if i take this as true that doesn't mean they'll effectively prevent onanism or reduce it significantly.

>Maintaining a balanced diet and chopping up your genitals is as equally retarded in your mind is baffling.
you see, the fact that you have rearranged the holistic puritanical nonsense in your previous post into 'maintaining a balanced diet' shows that you do in fact agree with his retarded bullshit. why try to hide it? you weren't talking about a 'balanced diet', you were talking about a limited diet designed to prevent masturbation. fgm actually stands a better chance of preventing female masturbation so in my view that's actually less retarded if you have such an odious goal in the first place.

>> No.9491230

>>9490927
>prevent onanism
>odious goal

Man, I bet you watch a lot of Rick and Morty. You tell people you identify with Rick because of how removed from society you feel for how intelligent you are, don't you?

>No, I can't call it masturbation again. Fucking...what's a synonym for...AH! Onanism! There we go. Whew! *sips full sugar Mountain Dew*

>bland low protein diets objectively lower sexual impulse and passionate behavior
>even if I take this as true
>doesn't mean they'll effectively prevent onanism or reduce it

So, even if you accept bland diets reduce sexual impulses it doesn't mean that it'll reduce a sexual impulse? Cause that's literaly what you just said. If you backtrack any harder you'll trip over your own feet.

>you weren't talking about a 'balanced diet', you were talking about a limited diet designed to prevent masturbation

A balanced diet DOES reduce passionate and sexual impulses. That's the whole point. If you actually eat proper food, balancing out what we are meant to consume as actual food instead of broken animal food, then you will naturally have "reduced passions".

Look, I get it. You wanna keep scarfing down 3500 calories a day and filling up cum sock after cum sock. That's fine. Live like a piece of shit and pollute your own Temple as much as you want. It's obvious you're mentally retarded anyway, so it's not like anyone is going to even come close to your body to begin with until you have some underpaid home nurse scrubbing your folds for you in 15 years. But don't pretend like eating proper, digestible food and the effects it has on natural dispositions is deniable. It isn't.

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>>9490172

>> No.9491306

>>9491230
I called it onanism because I thought it was more appropriate due to religious principle behind the belief. I have watched like two episodes of Rick and morty and I enjoyed it. I'm not enough of an immature sperg to take offence at being called a tryhard.

The reduction of sexual impulse will not directly cause a reduction in masturbation. If you masturbate once a day on average, you may still do that even if your sexual impulses are reduced. The question is what threshold of reduced sexual impulse will effect a change in masturbation habits. A lot of compulsive masturbators actually have a fairly low sex drive.

A balanced diet is not one that avoids meat. You are redefining 'balanced' to something obscure and idiosyncratic.

Thanks for showing your vegan power level and completely discrediting yourself. No one will believe any factual comments you make on Kellogg, true or not, if your comments are laced with ideological insistence like this.

>> No.9491452

>>9491306
>I called it onanism because I thought it was more appropriate due to religious principle behind the belief.

No, you called it that because that's the first word that came up in the thesaurus you went over your post with.

>The reduction of sexual impulse will not directly cause a reduction in masturbation.
>The reduction of lung capacity will not directly cause a reduction in marathon running
>The reduction of appetite will not directly cause a reduction in volume of food consumed
>The reduction of waking hours will not directly cause a reduction in the amount of movement per day

You do realize you're retarded, right? You're arguing for the sake of arguing because you already completely missed the point, but now you feel like you've gotten too far into to back out.

>A lot of compulsive masturbators actually have a fairly low sex drive.

You're right. A balanced diet isn't going to have the same effect on the MENTALLY ILL as it does on normal people. Any more reaching you wanna do?

>A balanced diet is not one that avoids meat.
According to Kellogg it is, which was the whole point.

> I have watched like two episodes of Rick and morty and I enjoyed it.

Ah, okay. So you're an underageb&. Everything makes way more sense now. See, even the blue boards are 18+, which can be confusing. I'd recommend going to a site that doesn't have age requirements for posting, like Plebbit. You know, the site you came from.

>> No.9491485

>>9491452

What word do you think I substituted out when I used the thesaurus, anon? I'm curious what you think the sentence originally looked like.

My point is that the frequency of masturbation is not purely a function of sex drive. It is actually rather removed, as sexual activities go, from that metric. It's misguided to try to selectively reduce masturbation or casual sex by suppressing sex drive.

>> No.9491615

>>9490406
He recommended "the removal of the clitoris and nymphae" as a treatment for 'nymphomania' in his book 'Ladies Guide in Health and Disease'.

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>>9486116

>> No.9491757

>>9490168
Americans actually buy a sad looking quiche inside a throwaway aluminum dish inside a throwaway styrofoam box.

>> No.9492132

>>9491757

So do brits

>> No.9492611

>>9486369
breakfast is the meal you eat after fasting when you sleep, hence why it's called break-fast because you're interrupting your fasting.

so the first you meal you eat is always breakfast regardless of the time or what it is you're eating.

>> No.9493209

>>9487547
how do you peel a tomato like that?

>> No.9493288

>>9493209
Either grill the outside or blanche in hot water and cool in ice bath

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Gf and I went to a bakery in a neighboring city that only serves their breakfast menu friday-monday, here is their breakfast pizza: fried leeks, bacon mushroom and egg. The picture doesn't do it justice, it was fucking excellent.
1/2

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>>9493309
2/2
"Cheesey scrambled eggs" with bacon and taters in some heavy cream sauce with awesome house made katsup. The eggs were nearly perfectly cooked.

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>wake up in the morning
>never hungry
What's wrong with me bros? It doesn't matter if I didn't even eat the night before, I am never hungry in the AM. I just have coffee

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>>9485642

>> No.9493332

>>9490699
i.e. cheap nutella

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>>9493326
That's normal. Don't even worry about it. Skip breakfast, and eat when you're hungry.

The whole breakfast meme was started by agriculture lobbyists and religious nutjobs who wanted to sell more cereals and gain more control over people's personal and consumption habits.

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>>9485683
>>9489865
Third breakfast on the same thread! r8 my cooking /ck/

>> No.9494195

>>9493952
Best breakfast ever. I'm having the same

>> No.9494229

>>9486096
s i p p e r s | u n i t e

>> No.9495901

>>9485831
nice

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1 (You) = 1prayer

>> No.9495914

>>9485642
Cocaine and Mucinex

>> No.9497337

>>9489655
>eggs and broccolli

How is this an acceptable breakfast?

>> No.9497359

>>9497337
how is not? i literally scramble eggs into broccoli 3 times a week.

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Frosting and Teddy Grahams because I can't find dunkaroos.

>> No.9497400

>>9497359
Just seems very poor college student who doesn't know how to cook -tier

>> No.9497410

>>9497379
nostalgia. do they still make those? Where??

>> No.9497929

>>9497400
me and my gf always make scrambled eggs, bacon, and broccoli cooked in butter on a pan. Sorry some people want a quick and tasty breakfast

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>> No.9498061

>>9489931
looks great anon

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>>9493952
Same thing today, only with some pic related as well

>>9494195
The best thing about it is the fact that it requires zero effort. Also the coffee. The coffe is pretty good too.

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Today's breakfast
Usually the main protein is a fresh egg but the hens didn't cooperate today

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>>9485642
Two tilapia fillets and 3 over easy eggs

Won't eat again for another 6-7 hours

>> No.9498728

>>9497973
benis :DD:DDDD::DDD

>> No.9498755

>>9498711
your breakfast makes me want to punch you in the cunt.

>> No.9498766

>>9498755
>i'm so insecure about my masculinity I get triggered by a plate of vegetables

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>>9486116
>egg on toast
>fruity tea
That's certainly something special...

>> No.9498797

>>9498725
>eggs and fish
>cast iron pan
You must love scrubbing.

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>>9498711
>hens didn't cooperate today
s..so you killed and fried them?

>> No.9498823

>>9485642
>>9489931
>>9489165
>>9498711
For all the hate avocados get here, I sure see them a lot in the pictures. Which is nice.

>> No.9498827

>>9498766
>woah, projection much?
it's not the veggies. i like them. the pic just screams pretentious cunt that needs a fisting.

>> No.9498832

>>9498827
It's the flower, isn't it?

>> No.9498845

>>9498832
it's the framing. the proportions. the slightly askew symmetry. the overall try hardiness. it's like a first year photography major dropout sperg session. it's pretentious for no reason.

>> No.9498850
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>>9486116
you sound like an insufferable faggot. holy shit.

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>>9498845
kek, that's actually a cool critique for what in my view was just someone's plain blurry phone picture.

>> No.9498901

>>9498797
>what is medium heat

You wanna know how I know you've got Shit taste buds

>> No.9498905
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>>9485642
2 scrambled eggs, 2 links, 1 piece toast. Perfect size breakfast.

>> No.9498935

>>9498901
>I'll try to bluff my way out of this
May wanna overthink your comment while you're scrubbing that pan.

>h-how did he know?
Well, the picture alone already says everything, but that wasn't even required.

>> No.9498970
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>he doesn't bake his eggs in tomatoes

>> No.9499050

>>9498905
you've plated it like you're in prison

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>>9498935
you take this very seriously

>> No.9499086

>>9498970
You're right, I don't cook silly crap like that. The egg and the tomato have different cooking times, so why would I combine them?

>> No.9499128

>>9497929
I think your breakfast is admirable because of how efficiently nutritious and healthy it is.

>> No.9499129

>>9497337
I always liked to cook some spinach with my scrambled eggs. Never tried eating eggs with broccoli

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>>9498935
>not knowing how to use medium heat
>not knowing how to use a cast iron

Neck yourself faggot. You should go back to plebbit.

>> No.9499144

>>9497400
how much should i be spending on my breakfast you stupid cunt? your intolerance of things outside your experience is more college tier than eating fucking broccoli for breakfast

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>> No.9499149

>>9499134
we can see that your pan is covered in shit anon.

>> No.9499157

the other day. plantain was a bit underdone / not ripe enough

>> No.9499162

>>9499148
>avocado
>bacon
So you had a plate of memes for breakfast?

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>>9499157
pic./

>> No.9499176

>>9499162
maybe? i don't care

>> No.9499184

>>9499176
Cared enough to answer my obvious shit posting.

>> No.9499185

>>9499162

>whole world eats bacon for breakfast for hundreds of years
>social media comes along and suddenly the world is split into people who use bacon flavoured toothpaste and people who essentially hold bacon eaters in lower esteem than paedophiles

>> No.9499286

I just ate an entire box of cereal for breakfast. This is a new milestone for me

>> No.9499478

>>9485683
fucking same.

>> No.9500005

>>9499086
what if it's not just eggs insid the tomato?

>> No.9500041

>>9499163
that's a lot of seasoning, damn

>> No.9500894

>>9487530
>>9487534
>>9487536
>>9487545
>>9487547
>>9487552
thos Beans, actually why?

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Thank you, Google.

>> No.9500947

>>9500894
That's a really good question since virtually no farmers grow beans in england. It's like, "hmm, let's fall in love with a product we have to 100% import and pretend like it's our national dish."

>> No.9500949

>>9491485
Not that anon, but child go home. You have to go back to plebbit. You can try to seem smart all you want over there and people will actually applaud you instead of calling you a noisy faggot who is trying to impress people on a cooking board filled with neckbeards on a Chinese mural knitting forum.

>> No.9500973

>>9500914
>cherry
can you pick a worse flavor?

>> No.9500992

>>9500973

That was just a picture from Google. I eat smores. which will probably make you hate me more.

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>>9489931
you have people to cook for and to eat with you?

>> No.9501179
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>>9490810
i love those dreams where unreasonable shit happens and you get angry. and by love i mean am often confused by.

>> No.9501192

>>9501069
there's three plates thats a nice little feast for three

>> No.9501482

>2 scrambled eggs
>lil activia yogurt
how can i make it better, adding carbs/bread?

>> No.9501728

>>9485683
Literally my dinner. Same beer, same size, and same styrofoam container filled with nachos.

>> No.9501758

>>9486399
Breakfast IS completely worthless. Our bodies sustain lean mass significantly better just by cutting breakfast and having dinner before 8 pm.

>> No.9501773

>>9487560
W-why'd they dip the sausage in the egg yolk like that?

>> No.9502220

chilaquiiiiiiles

w/homemade salsa verde

no i'm not going to take a picture you have to use your imagination

>> No.9502228

>>9501482
You could add some granola to the yogurt, or maybe add some vegetables to the eggs if you're just eating them plain. Onions and broccoli or asparagus taste good with eggs. Could also add potatoes to the eggs, kind of making a frittata.

>> No.9502482

>>9498701
Yet again, same today. Won't bother with pics.

>>9499478
Seems to be a popular breakfast around here.

>>9501728
Rolling Rock best cheap beer.

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>>9501773
That's the money shot

>> No.9502612

>>9501758
No they do not. You, sir, have drunk some bad kool-aid.

>> No.9502755
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Going autumn mode today

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>>9502755
what's with the beans? is that all for you?

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9502800

Same as pretty much every day: eggs, fruit and coffee.

>> No.9502813 [DELETED] 

>>9502755
joe?

>> No.9502815

>>9502788
They’re pine nuts. All my breakfasts itt are for three

>> No.9502836
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>>9502815
More representative shot

>> No.9502857

>>9493332
Nutella is mostly palm oil and sugar, its exclusive in name only.

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