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>when the server asks you how spicy you want your general tso chicken

>> No.9475493

>>9475481
Always chefs choice

>> No.9475505

white guy here... mild

>> No.9475508

Extra spicy. Make my bunghole breath fire.

>> No.9475511

>>9475505
t. Third world shitskin who thinks making good unpalatable-y spicy is a good thing

>> No.9475516

>>9475511
lmao triggered
>>>/pol/

>> No.9475524

>>9475481
five

>> No.9475526

>>9475516
wow

>> No.9475555

At the Thai place, I go with a level 3 (out of 5). Spicy enough to give me a good kick, but not spicy enough to melt my lips off. If they bring it and it's not spicy enough, I just ask for their hot spice, and they'll bring you a little condiment jar with a spoon in it that contains powdered hell fire, no joke. A little goes a long way.

>> No.9475649

>>9475555
wa la

>> No.9475656

>go to chinese restaurant
>order orange beef cause I wanted beef and it has a little chili symbol near it
>get food
>not even spicy at all
wtf

>> No.9475680

At Chinese restaurants I always ask for "medium spicy", because that means "it has a little kick but it's not so spicy that it's inedible."
At Thai restaurants I always ask for it mild since "medium spicy" means "I can't feel my tongue."

>> No.9475686

>>9475656
Americanized Chinese restaurants have to appeal to the lowest common denominator, which is one of the two kinds of white people:

The Flyover
>You merely adopted the Midwest
>He was BORN in it, MOLDED by it
>By the time he first had a jalapeño he was already a man, and by then it was only BURNING
>"cornfed"
>Despises change and will fight it tooth and nail, but eventually accept it

The Coastie
>Grew up trying different ethnic foods on and off
>Has seen a fish without a coating of batter before
>Liberal
>Enjoys change and new experiences, actively seeks them out

Flyovers outnumber Coasties by a lot though, so Chinese places have to cater to people who's experience with spice is limited to mustard and black pepper.

>> No.9475694

>>9475686
>Flyovers outnumber Coasties by a lot though
Define "coastie."

Within 100 miles of the ocean?

>> No.9475809

>>9475686
gay post desu

>> No.9475847

>>9475809
He's not wrong tho

>> No.9475851
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>>9475505
>mild

Fucking relax there, buddy. You're going to do irreparable damage to your taste buds.

>> No.9475856

>>9475686
>>Enjoys change and new experiences, actively seeks them out

Want me to fuck you in the eye, smartass?

>> No.9475859

>>9475686
>Americanized Chinese restaurants have to appeal to the lowest common denominator

That's because white people are our most loyal and best customers.

The last thing we want is niggers robbing our restaurants or looting it wenever a Nigger commits a crime and gets shot by cops.

Plus niggers don't tip worth shit.

By far, I'd trade 10 nigger customer for a loyal white customer. And probably 2 Chinese for 1 white since Chinese don't tip well either. lol

>> No.9475864

>>9475686
Dude, coasties throw the biggest fits if there way of life is slightly disrupted.

>> No.9475866

>>9475859
>The last thing we want is niggers robbing our restaurants or looting it whenever a Nigger commits a crime and gets shot by cops.
>Plus niggers don't tip worth shit.

Not even black restaurants like black customers. Our local bbq joint owner is always swearin bout how "blacks don't tip" and she's black. lol

>> No.9475867

>>9475856
He said new experience, you already fucked us in the eye when you elected cheese puff in Chief.

>> No.9475875

>>9475864
My God! They are hybridizing!

>> No.9475878

>>9475859
>niggers robbing our restaurants or looting it wenever a Nigger commits a crime and gets shot by cops

Your fault for opening a business in a black neighborhood. Nobody to blame but yourself when you get looted.

>> No.9475879

>>9475867
well, did you enjoy it?

>> No.9475884

>tell them extra extra spicy literally just try to kill me with spice
>it's not spicy enough

This is why I like my local Indian place it's like the only restaurant I know of that doesn't hold back

>> No.9475885

>>9475511
Yeah, god knows what they're thinking. It's not just the eating it either, it's digesting that shit. Why would you choose to be sat on the toilet with your ass on fire?

>> No.9475888

>>9475516
>t. third world shitskin who thinks drowning out all other flavors with excessive spice is good

>> No.9475927

>>9475879
Actually it was kind of funny for a bit. It's wearing pretty fucking thin now that he's fucking up my NFL Sundays

>> No.9475933

>>9475481
>go to Chinese takeaway
>order general tso's extra spicy
>extra spicy? you sure?
>assure them I'm not a typical gwaylo
>try it at home, no spice. absolutely zero.
>tfw I even tipped these fuckers

>> No.9475943

>>9475686
>has seen a fish without a coating of batter before

The fuck are you talking about? Do you really think fish only comes from the ocean? There's tons of places in the Midwest that serve fish. They have every great lake.

>> No.9475948

>>9475927
>likes handegg

So you're still an inbred dumbass then, just also with an inflated self-image based entirely on geography. Nice.

>> No.9475973

General tso is a mild dish. I would walk out of there.

>> No.9475980

>>9475948
Better than basing my sense of superiority on my taste in games for children.

>> No.9475991

>>9475933
>leaving a tip for takeout
Wh-.. Why?

>> No.9476000

I've been going to the same chinese place for 12 years. The owner still has that super-thick chingrish accent and broken grammar.
I tell them "China spicy" every time, because their "heat rating" scale sucks. Their 5/5 is white people hot at best.

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>>9475851
those cheeky chinamen

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>>9475686
>Enjoys change and new experiences, actively seeks them out

>> No.9476018

>>9475885
wanna know how I can tell that you're white?

>> No.9476020

>>9475885
>Discarding an entire realm of flavor and sensory experience because "wah it makes me poo hurt :("
Do you also avoid anything bitter?

>> No.9476031

>>9476020
Yeah, I try to keep distance to my ex.

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>>9475511
Lol, you're a caricature of a bumblefuck whitetrash. Here's a fermented habanero hot sauce I started today. You can enjoy that pic while you cool your mouth still burning from your ketchup you paid for at the NASCAR whooptie-doo.

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>>9476031

>> No.9476157

>>9475851
It just literally says "white-ly" (as in color). It doesn't mention race at all.

It's just from the general idea that hot foods have tons of red pepper flakes/paste in them, and plain ones don't (white)

>> No.9476175

>>9476010
koreans

>> No.9476237

Whenever asked how spicy I always say to the max. I do like really spicy food, but I think also it’s because saying anything else would make me look like a pussy.

>> No.9476242

>>9475686
Is flyover just a /CK/ meme? I don’t think I’ve seen it elsewhere

>> No.9476370

>>9476242

t. flyover

>> No.9476388

>>9476175
yeah that's what I said, chinamen

>> No.9476591

>>9476242
It's even in flyover music.

https://youtu.be/W1GZzucDMlQ

>> No.9477936

>>9475847
Yes he is you fucking faggot

>> No.9478064

>>9475927
Bitch, people's hatred of him is what's fucking up your Sunday. If they would just shut the fuck up and play million dollar grabass everything would be fine.

>> No.9478127

>>9478064
Nah dude he fucked it up because he has a grudge against the NFL for not letting him but the Buffalo Bills three years ago and for losing a lawsuit against the NFL in the 80s. You honestly think he didn't knowingly cause a shit storm by calling players sons of bitches?

>> No.9478134

>>9475980
Football is a game for children, it's just played by adults.

>> No.9478135

>>9475686
>The Flyover
>>You merely adopted the Midwest
>>He was BORN in it, MOLDED by it
>>By the time he first had a jalapeño he was already a man, and by then it was only BURNING
Iowafag here, this made me laugh harder than it should have.

>> No.9478154

>>9478134
Yes, I acknowledge as much. It is still entertaining to watch however. Especially when money is riding on outcomes

>> No.9478163

>>9478135
Thanks, now return to Reddit.

>> No.9478166

>>9477936
How?

>> No.9478185

>>9476142
Rednecks love hot food, though. That's why I prefer them to the yuppies who think siracha is spicy.

>> No.9478197

>>9478185
This is true. There may be some cross memeing going on here
>Mid west=bland food
>South especially Tennessee, the gulf coast, well I guess anywhere except Virginia is known for spicy cooking, all regions different from one another
Texas is so big and populated you can find anything there really.

>> No.9478203

I've gotten to the point where I just carry around a bottle of ultra-spicy sauce because if I use the red pepper oil stuff I need to use so much the oiliness and pepper flakes ruin the dish.

>> No.9478593

>>9475680
this is me. i like a bit of hotness in almost every food but i want to enjoy the food too.

>> No.9478618

>>9476242
It's mostly a /ck/ meme because getting access to fresh fish is notoriously difficult away from coastal areas, and immigrant populations tend to be lower away from coasts as well.
It's a very real, normie held belief as well though. You ever hear people bitch about how "all those red states aren't even half the population!"? Same shit.
It's just buttmad new yorkers and californians bitching that somebody other than them gets a voice.

>> No.9478644

>>9478618
Found the ass blasted flyover

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>>9478644
I live in seattle :^)

>> No.9478663

>>9475481
I always make my general tso extra spicy when I make it at home. It is a satisfying combination.

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9478800

>>9475516
>lmao triggered
>>>/pol/

>> No.9479358

>>9475481
White guy here. I really love spicy finger foods, so later on when I finger bang my bitch gf, she'll cry all night.

>> No.9479447

>>9478648
So, what flyover state did you move there from?

>> No.9479463

>>9475885
Seek a doctor, The situation you've described is not normal

>> No.9479515

>>9479447
Do americans have a pejorative name for every single group they don't belong to? They just seem kind of hatefull.What do you call people who prefer grapejuice to Apple juice?

>> No.9479531

>>9479515
>What do you call people who prefer grapejuice to Apple juice?
fucktards, retards, assholes, fuckwits, dim-witted negroes, dillholes, stupid people, mongols, dim-witted retards, normal retards, asshats, corpse-huggers, fucktastic individuals, nigger-knockers, fatbboots, pelbs, buttsinkers, ditchpigs, ass-blasters, sillywits, Fuckhole McCousins, etc?

>> No.9479536

>>9479515
Grapenuts!!!
Or "Wrongjuicers". Or how about "Juice Supremists"

>> No.9479562

>>9479531


>>9479536
>Murrica
That is incredibly petty

>> No.9479564

>>9479515
>What do you call people who prefer grapejuice to Apple juice?
Niggers

>> No.9479574

>>9479515
>What do you call people who prefer grapejuice to Apple juice?

Toddlers or children.

>> No.9479734

>>9475686
Wow, great post. It was very informative, as we are all now acutely aware that you literally smoke the cum out of black gay penises every waking moment

>> No.9479766

>>9475555
>3 out of 5
Same, it's spicy but doesn't ruin itself with retarded heat. If I'm drunk we're going to take it all the way up though

>> No.9479778

>>9475493
>general tso
>chef

Lmao you probably think olive garden is fancy

>> No.9479787

>>9479778
Oh because he's Chinese he can't be a chef!?
Das raciss anon. You fucking sicken me.

>> No.9479803

>>9479787
>general
>a chef

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuo_Zongtang#General_Tso.27s_chicken

>> No.9479804

>>9475481
A Chinese restaurant would never ask that and even if you asked it will always be the same.

>> No.9479938

>>9479803
Read your own link, retard