/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9475117]

>british food is ba...
ummm sweeetie

[Anonymous No.9475125]

[Anonymous No.9475127]

[Anonymous No.9475136]

[Anonymous No.9475137]

>>9475117
Those onion rings look good af

[Anonymous No.9475151]

>>9475117
>Sweetie Poster

[Anonymous No.9475157]

>>9475151

Calm your tits, sugar.

[Anonymous No.9475159]

>>9475117
>>9475125
>>9475136
damn my throat got dry just by looking at this

[Anonymous No.9475168]

>>9475137
Those are Yorkshire puddings, they're delicious but they're not onion rings.

[Anonymous No.9475310]

ba...sed? As in I'm wrong it isn't good? Or it is good and I'm right but you're implying most people think it's bad?

[Anonymous No.9475315]

>>9475127
I'll pick this one, thanks!

[Anonymous No.9475319]

>>9475151
>animu poster
The cancer that is killing this board.
Along with shitty webm threads and American pleb faggotry you are everything that is wrong with this board.

[Anonymous No.9475331]

>>9475117
>british food is ba...
What're you trying to say anon?

[Anonymous No.9475336]

>>9475168
Doesnt look like pudding to me.

[Anonymous No.9475346]

>>9475117
Badly made British food is by far the worst tho
As with any simple food done right it's delicious but get it wrong and it's repulsive

[Anonymous No.9475356]

>>9475319
>goes on an anime website
>complains about anime

>>9475117
That roast looks overcooked

[Anonymous No.9475358]

>>9475319
>complains about anime on a anime image board
1st day on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.9475361]

>>9475319

[Anonymous No.9475366]

>>9475336
Well your biscuits don't look right either, they're supposed to be hard, sweet, and baked like a cookie... not made into a fucking pasty with pissing gravy on them.

[Anonymous No.9475382]

>>9475366
Nobody else calls cookies biscuits m8

[Anonymous No.9475394]

>>9475356
>4Chan is an animu website
Got a source for that? Anything at all?
Thought not.
It's dedicated to a range of topics as pic related clearly demonstrates.
Lurk moar, newfag.

[Anonymous No.9475401]

[Anonymous No.9475403]

[Anonymous No.9475407]

[Anonymous No.9475409]

>>9475401
No toast?

[Anonymous No.9475411]

[Anonymous No.9475412]

>>9475401
Hash Browns have no place in a full English.
That's strictly for sharts.
Rosti are a possibility though....

[Anonymous No.9475414]

[Anonymous No.9475418]

>>9475409
>>9475412

[Anonymous No.9475419]

>>9475117
>uses stupid meme
>uses "sweetie"
>british

Pure Ameriboo cancer.

This is why /ck/ needs flags like /sp/ and /pol/.

[Anonymous No.9475425]

The End

[Anonymous No.9475435]

>>9475137
Those are Yorkshire Puddings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA#t=5m30s

[Anonymous No.9475438]

>>9475411
Fuck google images.
Let's have some OC, good, bad, ugly and any others in between.
I consider this one reasonable although it loses points for tinned tomatoes, the beans came in a seperate ramekin. I requested the eggs to be poached not fried due to hangover reasons. Black pudding wasn't an option this time.
Extra points for high quality bacon and sausages though,.

[Anonymous No.9475445]

>>9475419
>Ameriboo
I think it's time for you to fuck off and change your underwear, I can smell the shart from here.

[Anonymous No.9475447]

>>9475331
>Scottish meal
>claim it's British

[Anonymous No.9475453]

>>9475319
Did somebody say Anime?

[Anonymous No.9475454]

>>9475438
>poached eggs

[Anonymous No.9475457]

Forgot one, from /brit/

[Anonymous No.9475459]

>>9475447
>Scotland is not a country in Graet Britain
Retard.

[Anonymous No.9475460]

[Anonymous No.9475461]

>>9475419
Hey Kids, it's the triggered shart show!
What zany shit posts will we see next?
Stay tuned for more low voltage laughs!

[Anonymous No.9475464]

>>9475394
>lurk moar
Says the redditor who came here during the election

[Anonymous No.9475470]

>>9475464
Wrong board m8

>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/c/
>>>/d/
>>>/e/
>>>/h/
>>>/m/
>>>/u/
>>>/cm/
>>>/y/
>>>/jp/
>>>/vp/

All these anime boards, and you somehow ended up on >>>/ck/

Amazingly bad luck, feel free to see yourself out.

[Anonymous No.9475472]

>>9475459
>Mexico is not a country in North America
Enjoying my American tacos here, senpai.

[Anonymous No.9475473]

A little better in this one but again the lack of black pudding is a little irritating.

[Anonymous No.9475478]

[Anonymous No.9475480]

>>9475470
>4chan
>chan
Are you okay? Do you have brain damage?

[Anonymous No.9475485]

>>9475464
>calls Reddit
>posts shit tier anime designed for export to gaijin
Faggot.
Go back.

[Anonymous No.9475491]

>>9475480
>facebook
>it's not a book of faces

website names aren't mean tto be taken literally

[Anonymous No.9475495]

[Anonymous No.9475497]

>>9475485
>gaijin
>liking yotsuba

Honestly doubt it. No sex, no violence and no wacky humor for autistic retards.

[Anonymous No.9475499]

>>9475485
>Yotsuba
>anime
Dumb ironic weeb. Even the /a/reddit mods would ban you for that,but cu/ck/ mods won't.

>>9475491
It quite literally is a book of faces.

[Anonymous No.9475501]

>>9475447
Scotland is a British country, Soft Lad.

[Anonymous No.9475509]

>>9475319
>goes to a cooking board in a gay dating website
>reeeeeeeeee why everyone here is a faggot?

[Anonymous No.9475510]

[Anonymous No.9475513]

yum

[Anonymous No.9475515]

>>9475499
Kiyohiko Azuma is a fucking pedophile.
His work is fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.9475518]

>>9475461
He gets terribly upset sometimes.
He's fragile and needs his safe space.

[Anonymous No.9475530]

>>9475478
Do Brits really eat children? Savages.

[Anonymous No.9475531]

>>9475499
*weeab
lurk moar, retard

[Anonymous No.9475534]

>>9475117
>sweetie
Die

[Anonymous No.9475535]

>>9475530

[Anonymous No.9475542]

>>9475499
Why would the mods on a food and cooking board be bothered about incorrect statements concerning anime?
You make no sense.

[Anonymous No.9475547]

>>9475491
It's literally full of faces, and the profile timelines are like scapebooks

[chop No.9475554]

>>9475534
What's wrong with sweetieposting?

>>9475535
No cheese?

[Anonymous No.9475559]

>>9475319

[Anonymous No.9475566]

>>9475445
Awwww, did I hurt your feelings, Ameriboo?

[Anonymous No.9475570]

>>9475461
You seem upset.

[Anonymous No.9475574]

>>9475531

>>9475515
>draw children
>pedophile

>>9475542
Yotsuba was the 4chan mascot.

[Anonymous No.9475581]

>>9475117
Anyone who uses the word "sweetie" on this board should reevaluate their life. Also british food was generally shit for a very long time.

[Anonymous No.9475588]

>>9475394
TFW WHEN YOU ARE THIS NEW LMAO

[Anonymous No.9475589]

>>9475513

This is heresy!

[Anonymous No.9475593]

>>9475589

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKPQo2yYwSA

[Anonymous No.9475595]

> ITT retarded yanks trying to pretend their country isn't a 3rd world nigger infested shit hole

Soul food is shit. I said it. I'll say it again.

[Anonymous No.9475604]

>all the britfag butthurt in this thread

[Anonymous No.9475623]

>>9475604

[Anonymous No.9475635]

>>9475623
So that's what started the riots...

[Anonymous No.9475644]

>>9475635
> thinking 'Merican apes need an excuse to riot

[Anonymous No.9475646]

>>9475356
lol thats Eternal Envy

[Anonymous No.9475654]

>thinking I'll try to defend niggers

[Anonymous No.9475676]

>>9475319
Imagine being this mad about being a pleb.

[Anonymous No.9475749]

>>9475414
thats more milk than food

[Anonymous No.9475755]

>>9475117
>Peas not mushy.
I question the Britishicity of your photo, anon.

[Anonymous No.9475775]

>>9475438
Those are proper poached.

[Anonymous No.9475793]

>>9475418
that looks fucking quality

[Anonymous No.9475810]

>>9475593
the Yorkshire pudding would be nice, because the pudding is neutral like rice but white sauce & cheese don't belong near curry

[Anonymous No.9476007]

Every time I see these threads I'm amazed at just how many people have access to the internet in council housing.

[Anonymous No.9476014]

Frog here, what the fuck is it with English food always looking like random stuff thrown hastily on a plate? I mean, I'd eat it but the presentation isn't refined at all. All the foodstuffs on the plate look like they've been cooked with minimal effort as in just thrown on a pan with salt then thrown on a plate.

[Anonymous No.9476039]

>>9475310

There is a stereotype (that is mostly prevalent in the rest of Europe) that the English can't cook, their cuisine is bad, and that they only eat tinned food if given the choice.

Ofc as a chef from the UK, I would oppose this - but that is the general consensus.

[Anonymous No.9476047]

>british cuisine only has 1 good dish

[Anonymous No.9476054]

>>9475418
1 egg?

[Anonymous No.9476066]

>>9476014

Honestly, I agree with you - but it does depend on the dish. I've seen tidy English classics and messy French comfort food.

I lived outside of Nice for a year and I do appreciate the French cuisine in a big way. I think that a big plate of messy goodness is just more appealing to a culture based on heavy drinking and long days of dodging having your arms ripped off in a cotton mangle. There's a lot of comfort in feeling your arteries shaking when you're probably gonna die at 50 anyway (northern English perspective)

[Anonymous No.9476137]

>>9476054
i didn't notice that initially but am now also mad and confused. good catch anon

[Anonymous No.9476138]

>>9476039
t. French trained chef

[Anonymous No.9476141]

>>9475117
That does look overcooked, but honesty, roast beef done right is amazing. Probably my favorite meal. A nice rib of beef, cooked medium rare. Gravy made from the roasting juices and some red wine. Crispy golden roast potatoes. Cauliflower cheese, made with thick mature cheese sauce. Light and chewy Yorkshire puddings. And finally some fresh steamed buttered vegetables. It really is the ultimate comfort food.

I love a burger, but Americans will just never know what a good Sunday roast is. Its perfection when done right.

[Anonymous No.9476212]

>>9475117
>>british food is bad.
FTFY

[Anonymous No.9476220]

>>9475127
>>9475136
The British sausage is naught but abattoir slurry encased in a condom.

[Anonymous No.9476230]

>>9475117
Not Halal. Reported to police you homophobe.

[Anonymous No.9476236]

>>9475356
> Reading Grisaia
This guy with the good shit

[Anonymous No.9476256]

>>9475574
You mean is the 4chan mascot.

[Anonymous No.9476294]

>>9475151
ummmm sweaty....

[Anonymous No.9476320]

>>9475461
Go play in traffic you cringy fuck.

[Anonymous No.9476333]

>>9475117
What are those things that look like a horse's asshole? Some sort of pie?

[Anonymous No.9476400]

[Anonymous No.9476459]

>>9475382
Biscuit is french m80 only americans call biscuits cookies

[Anonymous No.9476756]

>>9475382
Biscuit is a french word mate. Only you people across the pond call them cookies.

[Anonymous No.9476772]

>>9475125
>>9475127
>>9475136
>>9475117
That's American.

[Anonymous No.9476913]

>>9476256
we [s4s] now

[Anonymous No.9476926]

>>9475127
bangers are shite, too much filler

[Anonymous No.9476928]

>>9475411
>that overcooked burger

can Europe do anything right?

[Anonymous No.9477294]

>>9475394
>Lurk moar, newfag.
You first.

[Anonymous No.9477297]

>>9475117

Baked meat, baked grease potato, baked grease batter, grease sauce, boiled veg.

Animal fodder.

[Anonymous No.9477299]

Heh
/smirks

[Anonymous No.9477755]

>>9475460

Could you cook it a little more?

[Anonymous No.9477761]

>>9476220

brits do some of the best sausages around

[Anonymous No.9477849]

>>9477294
who gives a shit about some random delusional namefags opinion?

[Anonymous No.9477868]

>>9475472
doesn't work like that in britain, amerifat

[Anonymous No.9477874]

>>9477761
Compared to French, Italian, and Spanish sausages they are fucking horrendous.

[Anonymous No.9477905]

>>9477761
Delusional brits are so hilarious.

[Anonymous No.9477913]

>>9475117

light coloured non-baby peas
potatoes lacking golden crisp and evidence of seasonings
carrots not baked
no brocolli
gravy not on everything

4/10, would eat but criticise while doing so

aussies do british food much much better

[Anonymous No.9477928]

>>9475810
Indians often put cheese curds in curry

[Anonymous No.9477945]

PILE IT UP, VINNEY!

[Anonymous No.9477959]

>tfw you were not born a y*nk

[Anonymous No.9477962]

>>9475117
those puddings clearly dont meet the national standard. 4'' private pile!!!!!

[Anonymous No.9477997]

>>9477945
>Carveries

Not even once.

[Anonymous No.9478022]

>>9477874
>>9477905

nope

those places all do good cured sausages but we do god tier fresh sausages

[Anonymous No.9478044]

>>9478022
desu French fresh sausages are very good too imo

German sausages are overrated

Can't beat a Lincolnshire

[Anonymous No.9478143]

>>9477945
Now that's a nice roast beef

[Anonymous No.9478165]

>beans with a fry up

[Anonymous No.9478235]

>>9478165
it's the norm you mong

[Anonymous No.9478257]

>>9476928
>thinking black pudding is a burger

[Anonymous No.9478289]

>>9477761

Bong sausages are tubes of emulsified lard, inedible.

[Anonymous No.9478295]

>>9478289
>emulsified lard
That's actually an oxymoron.
You're just a moron.
Pass.

[Anonymous No.9478312]

>>9478289

i think i've encountered you before.

bong sausages aren't emulsified. all pork sausages contain lard, it is pork fat, and the fat content of bong sausages is lower than many other european sausages.

[Anonymous No.9478322]

>>9475401
Oh britnon.
Tell me how good this tastes

[Anonymous No.9478324]

>>9475414
MOMMY GIVE

C U M M I E S
U
M
M
I
E
S

[Anonymous No.9478441]

>>9475472
>a country is a continent
American education, everyone

[Anonymous No.9478510]

>>9475319

[Anonymous No.9478518]

>>9475412
>sharts
You're overdue for your weekly shower, europeon

[Anonymous No.9478585]

>>9475472
>comparing Great Britain to North America
oh

[Anonymous No.9478588]

Yeah, yeah, we get it, you have four or five foodstuffs that you prepare in 5 minutes and eat for breakfast, and you like things that keep well in bomb shelters. Well done.

Let's get down to the real hot gossip.

Which is nobbier in the UK: brandy or whisky?

[Anonymous No.9478975]

>>9477945
What is that cube?

[Anonymous No.9478997]

>>9478588

As in you're more of a nob if you drink it?

It depends on your culture. If you're a white born and bred brit probably brandy. it really doesn't matter if you're buying cheap shit for the purpose of getting drunk though. You can't be a nob for that reason.

[Anonymous No.9479071]

>>9478997
Yes.

I suppose I agree. Nobody really gets nob status points when they're in the toilet or getting drunk in front of their laptop.

But in social situations, nob signalling comes into play. Or "one of the lads" signalling, for that matter, which could involve hiding your /ck/ powerlevel and serving prolefodder.

My impression is that port is way the fuck up there in terms of nob-signals, but that it's mostly drunk in a formal and ritualistic way and not as an everyday tipple. If you want to be one of the lads, it could be embarrassing if you served port.

Brandy and whisky are more debatable, because they can be drunk in any setting. Here we're getting into nearly subliminal nob-signalling, and it could go either way.

So for example, cognac could be nobbier because it's French, or less nobby because France is too obviously nobby - even rappers have caught on.

And whisky could be more nobby because it's very dry and rustic, but it could be less nobby because it's widely accepted as a fashionable thing for a man to drink.

This is why I'm looking for local testimony, since logic has very little to do with shibboleths.

[Anonymous No.9479082]

>>9479071
You're much more of a knob drinking brandy than whisky

Whisky / vodka / gin (the cheap stuff) is the standard spirit fair for pubs and bars.

You're a knob if you go to a special whisky store to buy your whisky though.

[Anonymous No.9479083]

>>9479071
Why did you space out your post like that?

[Anonymous No.9479088]

>>9479083
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=reddit%20spacing

[Anonymous No.9479092]

>>9475414
nasty looking fake fingernails but them milkies thou

[Anonymous No.9479100]

>>9478322
Greasy, salty and satisfying

[Anonymous No.9479104]

>>9476054
>>9476137
There's more under the chips

[Anonymous No.9479133]

>>9479071
>And whisky could be more nobby because it's very dry and rustic, but it could be less nobby because it's widely accepted as a fashionable thing for a man to drink.

it's just about class

brandy is seen as upper class

whisky can be but is also a standard mixer spirit and jd is about as cheap as all the other shit you get behind the counter

[Anonymous No.9479285]

>>9479083
To separate my thoughts. It's sort of a reflex at this point, I'm not even thinking about presentation.

>>9479088
Since we're talking about signalling and shibboleths, this poster is trying very hard to intimate that he is not a blow-in from reddit, even though he thinks urbandictionary is cool.

[Anonymous No.9479555]

I get the impression from looking at British food that the British treat food as a necessary nuisance and don't actually enjoy cooking/eating, just throwing shit on a plate to fill them up so they can get back to whatever it is they do all day.

Alternatively they just have really shit taste, as exemplified by the fact that the first thing they did when they discovered tea was pour a shitton of milk and sugar into it, completely ruining tea culture in the West for all eternity.

[Anonymous No.9479870]

>>9478312

Nonsense they are pure lard. Absolute filth. Inedible to those used to proper food.

Bong hotels are notable in the mornings for the all pervading stench of rancid offal as the bongs feast on their grease platters and proper diners attempt to hold down their coffee.

Bong fodder is simply inedible.

[Anonymous No.9479889]

>>9479870
american not understanding banter spotted

[Anonymous No.9479894]

>>9479133
what is Hennessy?

[Anonymous No.9479924]

>>9475117
in the land of the bong frozen peas are king

[Anonymous No.9479972]

>>9476141
Actually some of us Americans know exactly how awesome a Sunday roast is. My mom made us roast nearly every Sunday growing up. Roast beef, gravy, potatoes, peas or sometimes asparagus or other green vegetable, only instead of yorkshire pudding, we had homemade yeast rolls. Then usually a cobbler or pie for dessert, if we felt like having dessert. It was wonderful. Americans aren't all the same, you know, and we don't all eat burgers everyday. I don't think I've eaten a burger in over a month, come to think of it.

[Anonymous No.9479995]

>>9475319
>Goes on a Cantonese progessionist anime butt rating site
>Hates anime
This is why 4chan is going down the crapper. All these damn newfags.

[Anonymous No.9480003]

>tfw can't get black pudding as an amerishart

Is scrapple close enough?

[Anonymous No.9480105]

>be british
>eat a hot plate of faggot

[Anonymous No.9480112]

>>9480105
>More about Faggot
kek

[Anonymous No.9480120]

>>9475319
hmm sweat tea?

[Anonymous No.9480172]

>>9480105
>Stuff meat in intestine
>Call it a faggot
Who knew the Welsh were so cheeky.

[Anonymous No.9480682]

>>9479104
Wouldn't that cook the yolks in the eggs?

[Anonymous No.9480687]

>>9475495

[Anonymous No.9481492]

>>9479894

Nouveau Riche as fuck

[Anonymous No.9481708]

>>9475331
>take indian butter chicken recipe
>dont actually add any british elements to the dish
>slightly tweak some ingredient ratios
>"hurrr hurrrr this food is actually british! see you guys, we can also make good food!!!"
just the british taking credit for other cultures work as usual.

[Anonymous No.9481726]

>>9481708

Calling the tikka masala British is more an act of Indian people rejecting it than us taking the credit

[Anonymous No.9481739]

>>9481726
Why would they reject it?
Not enough human feces for their taste?

[Anonymous No.9481746]

>>9481739
Americans love it.
Dirty bastards.

[Anonymous No.9481748]

>>9481746
SHART

[Anonymous No.9481756]

>>9475159

Do you still get fed food in liquid food by mommy like a little baby?

[Anonymous No.9481760]

>>9475336

Sometimes words mean different things to what you might expect.

[Anonymous No.9481772]

>>9475418

>way too many chips
>having chips at all with an fried breakfast
>only 1 egg buried under chips, probably breaking the yolk
>beans and mushroom together in a tub
>stack of dry plain toast, no butter in sight
>undercooked tomatoes
>hashbrowns, doubling carbs with chips and undercooked
>cheap sausages

This is a disgusting glib facsimile.

[Anonymous No.9483146]

>>9480105
Faggots are nice

[Anonymous No.9483373]

>>9475117
>dry beef
>undercooked potatoes
>canned peas
>toasted cauliflower
>BOILED CARROTS
BREAD BOWLS
STARCH WITH BREAD
NO S A L T

WHATT HFE UCK YOU AER EATING FOUR SERVINGS OF VEGETABLES

[Anonymous No.9483383]

>>9478441
what do you actually mean by this? scotland and britain are both a part of europe, north america and mexico are both a part of the continent north america, how does that comparison not work

[Anonymous No.9483396]

>>9483373
>bread

[Anonymous No.9483410]

>>9483396
>a pudding is not a bread
how do you guys prepare it down there, is there flour involved?

[Anonymous No.9483423]

>>9478165
It's surprising that so many other countries find issue with Beans. Is the sauce in baked beans different for you guys? It's just a sweet tomato sauce for us

pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.9483603]

>>9483383
>north america and mexico are both a part of the continent north america
You think North America is a country in North America? Mexico and the US aren't in the same country but Scotland and England are, you literal and figurative retard.

[Anonymous No.9483648]

>>9483603
yes and literally is

[Anonymous No.9483824]

>>9483603
Wow....just...do you forget how to breathe sometimes too?

[Anonymous No.9484133]

>>9479972

Burgers are far superior to Bong meat and grease bake.b

[Anonymous No.9484247]

>>9475491
Except it is full of faces. That's the entire point.

Holy shit, you really are a newfag redditor

[Anonymous No.9484258]

>>9481708
Ignorance is bliss, eh? Fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.9484264]

>>9484133
Guess how I know you're fat?

[Anonymous No.9484319]

>>9475485
hownu.ru

[Anonymous No.9484327]

>>9475595
America is the foundation of the first world, you're just along for the ride.

[Anonymous No.9484334]

>>9477761
>Czech
>German
>Italian
>French
>Literally ANYWHERE in europe but britain
?????????????

[Anonymous No.9484391]

>>9484334
also Poland and Hungary.

[Anonymous No.9484413]

>>9481748
IN

[Anonymous No.9484423]

>>9475425
Couldn't you cook everything besides the beans in the same pot?

[Anonymous No.9484433]

>>9475530
Only white ones

[Anonymous No.9484622]

>>9484433
only after they've passed them around in the sex ring

[Anonymous No.9484687]

>>9475127
Snorkers! Good-oh

[Anonymous No.9484692]

>>9475117
Is that puke on a plate?

[Anonymous No.9485590]

britposters are shitposters

[Anonymous No.9485615]

>>9475127
>bratwurst
>sauerkraut
>brittish
wait... WHAT?