/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9474162]

what is the most shameful meal you've ever had?

[Anonymous No.9474178]

probably tomato soup with ramen. it wasn't that bad.

[Anonymous No.9474180]

two pieces of plain toast

[Anonymous No.9474181]

>>9474162
A bowl of brownie batter

[Anonymous No.9474195]

I once made a soup out of rice and soy sauce.

[Anonymous No.9474209]

>>9474162
A steak after I had been raped.

[Anonymous No.9474219]

>>9474209
hot

[Anonymous No.9474227]

>>9474162
Spaghetti with cut up hot dogs.

[Anonymous No.9474237]

Cake for breakfast

[Anonymous No.9474253]

>>9474195
>rice and soy sauce
I often eat just rice with soy sauce and broccoli.
>boil water
>add rice
>put screen over boiling rice
>put broccoli in screen (better steamed before and frozen)
>wait 15 minutes
>put broccoli in bowl
>pour rice+water in screen
>put rice in bowl
>add soy sauce

It is fast, cheap and somewhat healthy.
Also you don´t get much stuff dirty and don´t have to do much.

[Anonymous No.9474255]

>>9474209
did your rapist cook it for you or did you have to do it yourself?

[chop No.9474267]

Chopped dill pickles mixed with raw eggyolks.
It wasn't all that bad but I knew what I was doing was wrong.

[Anonymous No.9474299]

Tostada with diced tomatoes from a can and cheese then nuked for 90 seconds.

Or the pizza version. Tortilla couple spoonfuls of pizza sauce and cheap ass cheese dust.

I feel dirty when I make them.

[Anonymous No.9474308]

>>9474162
2 long chicken burgers from Burger King. Disgusting shit

[Anonymous No.9474321]

Do you know those little fried noodles that American-Chinese chains give out for free with an order? I once microwaved some of those with shredded cheddar and ate it just like that. It wasn't too bad, really, just very shameful.

[Anonymous No.9474334]

[Anonymous No.9474353]

Once, in between jobs, I was so poor that I brought several slices of bread to my 7/11, and put onion, ketchup and mustard to make a couple sandwiches because I had literally nothing else to eat aside from that half loaf of bread.

Things are better now.

[Anonymous No.9474396]

>>9474162
I don't know.
I lived off lentils and rice for a couple of years in college.

[Anonymous No.9474403]

>>9474162
I thought the ramen was sauerkraut and I was like that ain't so bad, but now I understand op put noodles on bread. What a fuck up

[Anonymous No.9474464]

One time, my roommate bought some of those frozen McRib pork patties. We heated them up and ate them on cheap sandwich bread with pickles and horseradish. I felt dirty for days afterwards.

[Anonymous No.9474480]

>>9474353

i dont know what its like where you live but here (sweden) groceries at 7/11 (or anything really) is expensive as FUCK. like +50% of the price of a supermarket

[Anonymous No.9474487]

>>9474353
>>9474480

ops, read that wrong, ignore me

[Anonymous No.9474607]

a whole tube. i didnt shit for 3 days.

[Anonymous No.9474611]

>>9474162
I guess that would be jail food.

[Anonymous No.9474637]

a smegma covered cock

[Anonymous No.9474641]

>>9474162
Drunk, I ate stale croutons I melted cheese over in the microwave and doused with cheap hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.9474643]

Canned tuna witch ketchup.

[Anonymous No.9474797]

>>9474162

i hate this picture
it reminds me of when i was in high school and i visited my poor friend's house. His mom tried to be nice & make us hot dogs. but they were uncooked, served cold, on bread like the pic, and only topped with a shit ton of raw onions.

i hate raw onions. i couldnt eat it. i tried to not be rude and only ate about 1/4th of it. my friend whispered to me, so his mom couldnt hear, practically begging me to finish it. i really tried, but i could only get about half finished before i really wanted to puke.

i wish i could go back and make myself finish it, even if i had to puke in their bathroom. i hope i didnt get him in trouble.

[Anonymous No.9474802]

>>9474180
wew

[Anonymous No.9474808]

>>9474641
that sounds good

[Anonymous No.9474818]

>>9474162
Back when I was living in Hotels I would get small flour tortillas and buy a block of great value cheese. I would then use the coffee maker in the hotel as a small burner/warmer to melt the cheese and make depressing quesadillas.

[Anonymous No.9474837]

>>9474797
>i hate raw onions. i couldnt eat it. i tried to not be rude and only ate about 1/4th of it. my friend whispered to me, so his mom couldnt hear, practically begging me to finish it. i really tried, but i could only get about half finished before i really wanted to puke.
>i wish i could go back and make myself finish it, even if i had to puke in their bathroom. i hope i didnt get him in trouble.

You sound like a decent guy, who at least has some self awareness...

Those people are poor. They eat how they eat. You acting overdramatic and acting like you need "throw up" is just bitch tier.

They eat that every day.. but for you, its not fit for consumption.

Those poor people should have have any shame nor feel shame for offering their food to you.

[Anonymous No.9474838]

>>9474818
>Back when I was living in Hotels
isnt that expensive? why not just live in your car?

[Anonymous No.9474839]

>>9474818
>living in hotels
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.9474917]

>>9474162

Toasted bread crumbs with garlic, herbs and hot sauce. That was the worst time of my life.

[Anonymous No.9474935]

I put ketchup in rice while it cooked and wa la, made Spanish rice. I served this to people.

Fried boloney sandwiches, which taste pretty good actually.

No bread sometimes but got old frozen leftover hot dog buns to make sandwiches with.

[Anonymous No.9474939]

>>9474838
>>9474839
He lived in hotels

[Anonymous No.9474941]

>>9474180
You could have make two amazing toast sandwiches

[Anonymous No.9474944]

Spaghetti noodles with soy sauce...it was homemade chow mein.

[Anonymous No.9474959]

I was 13, and my father had just died. I never did any cooking for myself up to this point, and my mother had to leave me alone in the house that day.

Ended up tossing bologna, chicken nuggets, pickles (with juice), french toast sticks, and croutons in a large mixing bowl. Most of this was me being a fucking retard and trying to chef it up for the first time, but the following 4 hours of trying to choke that mess down are probably the lowest point of any "cooking" I've ever done.

[Anonymous No.9474962]

>>9474837
Thanks dad.

[Anonymous No.9474965]

>>9474162
dry bread with a bit of salt, ketchup and glass of water that was stinking of chlorine

[Anonymous No.9474977]

I sometimes eat toilet paper with some cocoa powder on it when there's nothing left.

[Anonymous No.9474995]

used to make ramen noodles dry with very little water and make instant ramen sandwiches
made sandwiches with microwaved frozen chicken patties that I would top with tuna salad
once are a tortilla filled with green olives and mustard because it was all I had
ate about 5 pounds of unsalted rice and beans when I was first learning to cook on poverty
when I was a child once my mother was struggling to pay the utilities so couldn't really afford food so i would eat whatever I found in the cupboards, one night I remember eating a year old container of raisins and half of a bag of graham crackers for dinner
put pepsi in fruit loops once as a kid and ate it

I think the most shameful thing I ever had was when I made an enormous pot of beans and rice that I cooked for hours and somehow scorched to the pan, when I put it in a bowl and took a bite, it tasted like ashes and really framed my life at that point in time

[Anonymous No.9475015]

>>9474977
That's actually a really efficient strategy, because it wipes on the way out.

[Anonymous No.9475019]

>>9474977
Pffff richfag, at least you had toilet paper.

I had to lick the glue off post it notes for sustenance.

[Anonymous No.9475052]

One time I was sick in my dorm room and I slept all day so all on campus dining options were closed so I got microwaveable rice and an avocado and I mashed them together for a delicious avocado salad

[Anonymous No.9475061]

>>9475052
that's not even that bad.

[Anonymous No.9475067]

1 hot dog bun

[Anonymous No.9475081]

>>9474162
I went to Checker's.

[Anonymous No.9475145]

>>9475081
Is this a meme?
You are the 3rd person in 2 days, from separate threads, to mention this place and I haven't even thought about Checkers in at least 5 years.

[Anonymous No.9475154]

>>9474209
did he cum inside?

[Anonymous No.9475180]

I laid on the couch and ate captian crunch like chips yesterday.

[Anonymous No.9475194]

Not me but my roomate eats ramen nachos. Breaks up packs of ramen covers it in cheese and ranch then nukes it in the microwave

[Anonymous No.9475212]

A sandwich containing only honey mustard dipping sauce

[Anonymous No.9475260]

>>9474162
I ate a sausage 6 months past expiration date.

[Anonymous No.9475299]

>>9474162
Making ramen sandwiches was pretty low for me. I also had breakfast sausages thawed in just an oven rack with a few wine coolers

[Anonymous No.9475386]

>>9474808
And it was!! I'm still ashamed, but in my drunkest hour of need, it was awesome.

[Anonymous No.9475469]

>used to have a crush on an Ethiopian girl from my college campus
>decided to show her that I can cook Ethiopian food
>look up all the recipes and stuff
>realise I cannot get many of the ingredients and wouldn't know how to cook them anyway
>a few weeks later I try to hit on her and she calls me a creep and brushes me off
>get pissed as fuck
>get drunk
>decide I will make a delicious platter of Ethiopian food, HER food, and film myself eating it without her
>have almost no ingredients
>dont have the special bread
>literally just take a half loaf of white bread and smush it into a singular pancake
>pour over a can of baked beans, some chocolate sauce mixed with boiled rice, some marshmallows in ketchup, leftover mashed potato with vanilla extract and some soil
>feel cocky as fuck
>eat the marshmallows whilst filming and it tastes acceptable
>accidentally eat the soil
>try to wash my mouth out with bread
>the vanilla got into the bread, is very strong
>vomit all over the floor and all over my food
>start crying
>take a picture of the food with my vomit and email it to the girl (i found her university email online), with the message 'this is your cuisine african bitch'
>tfw almost got kicked from the university for this

[Anonymous No.9475487]

Sometimes when I'm feeling really lazy I'll just melt cheese onto a bagel with salt and pepper in the microwave.

[Anonymous No.9475636]

>>9474837
You dumb nigger. Even if his friend's mom was an actual crack whore SHE should have enough awareness to heat a child's hotdog with a god damn bic if she has to. And raw onions with no condiments? A kid is never going to eat that shit.

[Anonymous No.9475647]

Once I was so hungry, I stopped and ate at Arby's.

[Anonymous No.9475658]

Pbnj with a slice of American cheese

[Anonymous No.9475662]

>>9475636
>Even if his friend's mom was an actual crack whore SHE should have enough awareness to heat a child's hotdog with a god damn bic if she has to

Holy shit. You expect a nigger to properly care for their kid? Feedin it is already "too much work."

[Anonymous No.9475708]

>>9475662
t. fetanyl and meth addicted white trailer trash who feels better about not caring for their children because "muh niggers."

[Anonymous No.9475727]

>>9475708
>t. fetanyl and meth addicted white trailer trash who feels better about not caring for their children because "muh niggers."

Here's some news that might surprise your ignorant, sheltered, white liberal ass...

Other people other than whites don't like niggers either.

In fact, lots of races that aren't black don't like niggers. Especially your entitled american niggers.

I'll wait while you go cry in the corner about how the world is so "mean and scawy."

[Anonymous No.9475733]

>>9475727
>Here's some news that might surprise your ignorant, sheltered, white liberal ass...
>Other people other than whites don't like niggers either.
>In fact, lots of races that aren't black don't like niggers. Especially your entitled american niggers.


OMG NO!!!! THIS IS NOT TRUE!!! ONLY WHITE PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTED BY NIGGER ANTICS!!

ASIANS, INDIANS, LATIN AMERICANS, they... they all love black people... just loooove them, right?

[Anonymous No.9475739]

>>9475727
>Other people other than whites don't like niggers either.

unpossible!

[Anonymous No.9475753]

>>9475733
>ASIANS, INDIANS, LATIN AMERICANS, they... they all love black people... just loooove them, right?

Senpai, there are about 1 million niggers in Africa that are actively trying to genocide 1 million niggers from another tribe.

Even African niggers don't like other niggers. There's like, 2 active black on black genocides in Africa today.

[Anonymous No.9475841]

Eating a random half eaten burger from some guy walking by while panhandling.

[Anonymous No.9475853]

When I lived with my parents I was too shy to ask for snacks, and they didn't buy anything I really wanted otherwise. If we ever got anything, I didn't want to waste it either, so I'd only have a small bowl each day. As such, I resorted to eating a lot of dry cat food. I'd fill up my shirt like a little pouch and carry a few handfuls up to my room and then munch on that for meals. It kind of tasted like the aftertaste of red wine, but the worst part is that since it amused me so much to be eating, and I was so "hungry," I would chew up the cat-food until it was soggy and pliable, and then spit it out into my hands and mould it into a ball, and take bites out of that.

[Anonymous No.9475858]

>>9475727
>>9475733
>>9475739
>>9475753
Wow the Russians and Chinese as well as the US corporate fascists are really working overtime tonight to try to fertilize the ethnic divisions in the US so "god forbid" the disenfranchised of both races don't unite. Congrats, it's achieving the other countries goals of fragmentation and achieving the corporate fascists' goal of allowing them to continue their plundering unscathed.

I don't know why I should expect that kind of awareness from the NASCAR crowd or the justfiably hostile nigs. Guess I'm just an optimist who figures at some point they'll both realize how badly they are being manipulated.

[Anonymous No.9475863]

>mom left me with no food
>kill one of the neighbors chickens that come in
>Put pappys seasoning on it and batter
>put it in the grease with potato sticks
>tfw ate 2 lbs of fries and a whole chicken cut in half and double dipped in badder

[Anonymous No.9475868]

At some point in my life I was to poor to buy any food, all that was left in my fridge was ketchup, mustard and lettuce. I'd make lettuce soup, literally just boiled lettuce, and I'd eat ketchup and mustard. Felt awful being so low.

[Anonymous No.9475874]

>>9475858

lol @ facists

Yes. It's all a grand conspiracy white boy. Commie nazi facists are coming for you. Hide in your basement in fear.

[Anonymous No.9475891]

>>9475858
>I'm just an optimist who figures at some point they'll both realize how badly they are being manipulated.

The niggers know they are being used and they love us for it. Why do you think we pretty much OWN most of sub-saharan Africa now?

African Niggers don't give a shit about other african niggers. Only about temporary profit.

[Anonymous No.9475894]

>Don't know how to cook
>Don't know how to make sauce
>Don't know how to season
>Don't know how to add additional ingredients
And then i made plain macaroni. Didn't even add ketchup during cooking, or after. Or cheese.
I regret nothing, but i should have done something to unfuck it.

[Anonymous No.9475895]

>>9475891
>The niggers know they are being used and they love us for it. Why do you think we pretty much OWN most of sub-saharan Africa now?

> "bow down to your new Chinese overlords."
> "But, but mr. china man sir, we already did"

[Anonymous No.9475935]

>>9474944
More like poor mein.

[Anonymous No.9475958]

>>9474162

When I was in financial trouble I sustained myself on nothing but rice, noodles, onions, garlic and frying oil with occassional veggies donated to me by my then roommate for 2 months. Dark times. Lost some weight though.

[Anonymous No.9475979]

>>9474837
>Have have

Get off your high horse ignorant slut

[Anonymous No.9475992]

>>9475853
Truly disgusting

[Anonymous No.9476006]

>>9475853
Wat?

[Anonymous No.9476016]

Used to make sandwiches with nothing but White bread, pickled jalapeno rings and ketchup

[Anonymous No.9476034]

>>9475853

[Anonymous No.9476048]

this happened yesterday
>go visit friendamuhbob
>'hey, you want lunch, anon?'
>"sure"
>'just bought this before you got here'
>shows me sushi-grade tuna belly
>'want some sushi?'
>"sure, thanks"
>he opens a can of salt and vinegar pringles
>sprays them lightly with water
>dusts them lightly with powdered sugar
>sprinkles them lightly with powdered nori
>puts chopped up tuna on them
>tops with chopped spring onion
>apprehensively try it
>tastes pretty damn close to negitoro maki
it's shameful because we ate pringles as dinner which is perhaps the most white trashiest thing you can do short of fucking your cousin while high on meth. but the fish cost like $30 or something, i would guess

[Anonymous No.9476050]

>>9474162
untoasted cinnamon pop tarts and strawberry/banana v8

[Anonymous No.9476052]

>>9475853
The fuck, Ryan

[Anonymous No.9476056]

>>9476048
said lunch in post but meant dinner. the fuck was my brain on?

[Anonymous No.9476061]

a bowl of nonfat yogurt mixed with olive oil

[Anonymous No.9476131]

Corn Muffin mix with only water baked in an oversized pan with red pepper flakes

Only ate half of it

[Anonymous No.9476154]

>>9476052
shut up Danny, you sanctimonious piece of shit

[Anonymous No.9476167]

>>9474353
I'm surprised they didn't stop you?

[Anonymous No.9476168]

>>9474162
a box of cheap cereal and milk

[Anonymous No.9476198]

>>9475853

[Anonymous No.9476229]

Crummy pasta and sauce

[Anonymous No.9476248]

>>9475853

oh yeah?

[Anonymous No.9476281]

>>9474209

how done were you?

[Anonymous No.9476325]

>>9474209
Did you have an orgasm?

[Anonymous No.9476335]

>>9474162

Hi. I posted >>9472271

The most outrageous fucking meal I have ever eaten in one sitting that even I feel guilty about was this.

>Breakfast/Brunch/lunch whatever the fuck you want to call it

I basically ate straight through the entire running of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings. I kept on telling myself how much I wish I could live in the Shire instead of this cruel evil world.

4 fried eggs, 5 sausages, bacon, hashbrowns and 2 slices of melted cheddar on toast.
>3 pancakes with syrup, bowl of fruit loops with milk, package of frozen french fries and package of chicken strips with half a bottle of honey mustard sauce, a large frozen pepperoni pizza, 5 slices of leftover dominoes double cheese and pepperoni pizza, 2 pints of ben and jerry's with a package of dark chocolate almonds and 7 Candry bars (mostly Milky way and a large block of toblerone) and a bag of doritos (sweet chili heat). Overall not sure how many calories the whole meal was. I drank a bottle of vodka too and ended up passing out after the movie.

[Anonymous No.9476382]

juice mix

[Anonymous No.9476401]

>pasta
>butter that had been left out for god knows how long
>tons of dried basil
>shitty off-brand Parmesan
I've probably done worse, but I don't remember much about that period of my life
>>9475015
kek
>>9475469
>>9475853
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.9476402]

old stuff that i stole. probably didnt even need to steal, was just too ashamed to ask. took it to a safe place and chowed down.

[Anonymous No.9476437]

>>9476335
post pics of your poo please

also you should seek therapy with a professional, I would suggest a psychiatry referral from your personal physician. You sound depressed.

[Anonymous No.9476464]

>>9474935
>wa la
>boloney

[Anonymous No.9476469]

>>9474837
You're retarded, I've met several poor people that knew how to cook. These people were just lazy and/or stupid.

[Anonymous No.9476472]

>>9475469
Holy shit please tell me you're not this retarded anymore

[Anonymous No.9476478]

>>9475469

If true this may be the most honest to god autistic thing I have ever read in my life.

[Anonymous No.9476492]

>>9476478

We need that Island to keep Cuba in check. At the very least the military bases should be rebuilt.

[Anonymous No.9476496]

I once ate a hard boiled egg with mayonnaise on it because when I saw Lucky Star when I was younger, Tsukasa put it on eggs and stupid kid me thought "that looks good!"

Sweet Jesus it was awful

[Anonymous No.9476507]

In college I was poor because I was spending all of my money to drink alone. My parents of course would send care packages and stuff, but most of the time they were ramen and Easy Mac, that kind of stuff.

I wanted to mix up the flavors so I used to use the chicken flavor packets from the ramen to make "cheesy chicken mac," which of course led to having a bunch of leftover ramen I didn't have seasoning for.

I ended up stealing my roommate's pasta sauce and making a HUGE pot of ramen in marinara and I had to eat it for four days. My roommate asked me to move out but eventually I got back on my feet and we became pals again.

[Anonymous No.9476803]

>>9476496
iirc japanese mayo is different from american mayo

[Anonymous No.9476828]

>>9476496
Did you call it a mayonegg?

[Anonymous No.9476839]

>>9476496
It can't be all that bad, it's only a couple of steps (and ingredients) short of egg salad, which is pretty damn good.

[Anonymous No.9476852]

>>9476839
The texture is a lot different though. I like egg salad and deviled eggs, but I can't eat a hard boiled egg that was just sliced and put on bread. Hard boiled yolk is just too dry and mealy on its own.

[Anonymous No.9476853]

>>9474237
Literally nothing wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.9476854]

huge pile of soggy bacon

[Anonymous No.9476863]

Mayonnaise sandwich with three slices of kraft singles. I was a picky kid.

[Anonymous No.9476867]

>>9474607
My gf used to do this when she was in college.

[Anonymous No.9476884]

>>9475386
When I'm drunk, and I mean like fucking staggered at 2 AM, I always end up making tuna sandwiches. And nice ones, too. I cut up celery to mix it in, add a little relish, season it with dill and fresh ground pepper. Put it on some nice rye or wheat toast. If im feeling sassy, ill maybe use the stove and make a melt. They're fucking delicious. I almost always have a ton of tuna stocked up, so I guess that's how it became my go-to.

But when I'm sober, I can barely be arsed to mix tuna. And if I do, it's just tuna, mayo and bread.

[Anonymous No.9476901]

>>9474607
Raw?

[Anonymous No.9476905]

>>9474162

[Anonymous No.9476936]

>>9476828
Hey, I appreciated that joke.

[Anonymous No.9476962]

Tuna with crackets

[Anonymous No.9476993]

Microwaved bacon

[Anonymous No.9477005]

>>9474818
Depressadillas

[Anonymous No.9477011]

Chili Cheese over Doritos

[Anonymous No.9477014]

Can of corn microwaved with lots of salt and margarine

[Anonymous No.9477115]

>>9475727
Lots of people don't like white people either you moron.

[Anonymous No.9477256]

Multiple fast food combos.

[Anonymous No.9477257]

Cold spaghetti from a can one new years morning

[Anonymous No.9477278]

>>9474959
W..why didn't you just eat those things separately....

[Anonymous No.9477280]

>>9477257

NZ fag detected.

[Anonymous No.9477301]

Ate an entire family size box of lucky charms while camping on the beach with friends
My shit was green the next day

[Anonymous No.9477313]

>>9475469
wow are you aware that you autistic

[Anonymous No.9477320]

>>9474162

I once ordered a British lard platter, the traditional breakfast dish of the island monkeys.

I tried their grease strips (island monkey bacon) and emulsified grease tubes (island monkey sausage) the larded eggs, blood & lard discs and lard bread I could not stomach however.

Not fit for human consumption.

[Anonymous No.9477381]

>>9476854
Limp bacon is great fuck you

[Anonymous No.9477518]

>>9476852
>hard boiled yolk is just too dry and mealy on its own
wat
how long did you boil the fucking egg

[Anonymous No.9477534]

>>9477518
Until it was fully cooked. Bring to a boil, turn off heat, let sit for 12 minutes. It's the best for egg salad or deviled eggs. If I'm just eating them plain I'll make soft boiled eggs.

[Anonymous No.9477560]

I once ate some old rice with grape jelly mixed in it. Was broke. Not my proudest moment.

[Anonymous No.9477570]

In my vegan phase, I attempted to make a mushroom stroganoff but overcooked the mushrooms to oblivion. Also, for some reason, I added oregano. Tasted like a shitty soggy capricciosa

[Anonymous No.9477580]

>>9474838
Not him, but many hotels have weekly rates much cheaper than nightly. I work construction and it's usually not much more expensive than getting an apartment, plus you get maid service. Very beneficial for people like me who need to leave at a moments notice. The only downside is you're usually forced into eating out or dinners that are microwaveable unless you have a foreman grill or crock pot or something and the hotel allows them.

[Anonymous No.9477581]

A cup of rice with a spoonful of peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.9477590]

The Great Recession hit my family pretty hard there for about two years because my mom became disabled right after it happened and my dad struggled with staying employed in his trade. There were some times in the winter where it was either buy food and freeze to death or buy propane and ration what food we had left. The most shameful was either a mustard sandwich, literally French's yellow mustard on stale or sometimes moldy bread, or cereal with water. Oh and I've eaten one of those canned chickens that we got from Good Samaritans so maybe that. It wasn't horrible after being shredded and mixed into some canned beans and canned tomatoes so I wouldn't call it shameful, but not exactly something to brag about either.

[Anonymous No.9477600]

>>9476496
Fuck you, I do this. I started doing it because I saw Bill Murray do it in Osmosis Jones though.

[Anonymous No.9477606]

>>9474607
I used to do that a lot
my birthday is in 3 days, maybe I will do it again

I have a history of ruining my body with shameful meals on my birthday, like so

[Anonymous No.9477647]

I once ate two pizzas in one evening. I'd intended to leave one to cool and have it later in the week but it turned out I didn't have any space in my fridge. It was (and still is) filled with chutneys, pickles and jam.

[Anonymous No.9477660]

>>9477647
>He puts his pizza in the fridge instead of letting it mature in the box overnight
Found your mistake.

[Anonymous No.9477662]

I lived off of the gluten free toffee crunch girl scout cookies and one trip to Culver's for a week but that was mostly out of laziness and no grocery stores being open when I get off work. I had gotten a free 12 pack of those boxes since nobody really wanted that kind at work and I asked about them.

[Anonymous No.9477669]

>>9475469
That's like the perfect way to turn that around I'm dying. How is there even Ethiopian cuisine if there's nothing to eat there?

[Anonymous No.9477674]

>>9475853
You should actually kill yourself please. God damn. How did they not have anything better tasting than regurgitated cat food?

[Anonymous No.9477695]

>>9474162
probably either depression quesadillas with whatever the fuck i could get my hands on to add to it for over a year, Eggs with ketchup in america, or microwaved hotdogs, not boiled in water. Oh and i've done the eternal poorfag ramen dance for a longass time, to the point of eating that shit dry at one point just for a different texture, didn't help all that much.
being eternally poor sucks.

[Anonymous No.9477697]

>>9477695
i forgot, i did straight potatoes by itself once.

[Anonymous No.9477704]

Eating spam straight from the can and finishing it.

[Anonymous No.9477715]

rice-a-roni mixed with cubed smoked salmon, mixed with balsamic vinaigrette, Parmesan cheese, and my own cum on top of it all

[Anonymous No.9477738]

bowl of mac n cheese with bow tie pasta and those cheese head cheese sticks you peel apart. mustard toast. a whole walmart baguette with salt on it. im not a proud man.

[Anonymous No.9477754]

>>9477560
How was the taste?

[Anonymous No.9477782]

>>9474797

[Anonymous No.9477789]

>>9474162
Some of my dogs treats. They didnt taste that bad actually.

[Anonymous No.9477883]

>>9475469
How do you function?

[Anonymous No.9477894]

>>9475469
You still got that picture?

[Anonymous No.9477901]

>>9474162
>Used to work all summer for my money during college
>Had a semester meal plan of X meals for the semester
>Ran out of money and meals 2 weeks before classes ended
>Spent my last $6 on bread mayo and balogna
>Ran out in a week
>After 3 days of eating stolen candy from the lobby I was tutoring a friend for finals
>His ghetto trash mother sent him a brick of government cheese
>He asked if I wanted it since I kept staring at it and dairy gave him the shits
>I ate nothing but government cheese and tobasco for the last 4 days of the semester
At least nobody knew I was flat broke.

[Anonymous No.9477971]

2 slices each of bread and cheese

[Anonymous No.9477974]

I usually buy for a month
>1kg of rice (3$)
>1kg of pasta (2.5$)
>1kg of barley (2$)
>6kg of potatoes (8$)
>2kg of margarine (5$)
>150 buns (50$)
>10 bags of Nesquick (20$)
>15 bags of instant sauce (7$)
It adds up to around 93$ if I am right

Of course I don't add up drinks, because that is a different thing, so it would increase the price a bit (I usually drink 2l of coke/day, sometimes 3)

Each day you have to make a full pot of sauce, that will last two days.

Week one:
>Noodles, five buns and half a bag of nesquick/day
Week two:
>Rice, five buns and half a bag of nesquick/day
Week three:
>Barley, five buns and half a bag of nesquick/day
Week four:
>potatoes, five buns and half a bag of nesquick/day
Instead of nesquick you can buy a jar of chocolate sauce.

It works, and as I said, I am never hungry, even though I am a person that really likes to eat. I even have some leftovers when it comes to rice and barley.

I only wish I could eat fish or yogurt, but it still works.

I might add, I am not from US, so I simply converted prices in my currency into USD. It might be even cheaper, if we account in current economics. You could go down to like 50$-70$

[Anonymous No.9477992]

>>9474334
Same

[Anonymous No.9477998]

>>9477974
this is absolutely vile

[Anonymous No.9478027]

>>9476496
Except mayo on boiled eggs are good.

[Anonymous No.9478061]

>>9475727
That's fine and all but understand that there's a difference between a black person and a nigger just like how there's a difference between a white person and trailer trash.

[Anonymous No.9478063]

When none of my housemates were in I once made crumble topping (sugar, flour, butter, oats, bit of salt) and baked it on it's own then ate it. Pinched most of the ingredients off them too.

p. shameful

[Anonymous No.9478436]

>>9474255
The rape had nothing to do with it. It's just that I went to......Sizzler

[Anonymous No.9478463]

>>9475727

No matter what continent you go to, what country you go to, what city you go to, blacks are always the least educated, least productive, most violent, & commit the most crimes. From Europe, to Africa, to Asia, to Latin America. Niggers all over the world are equally despised for their inability to be a productive part of society.

Why is that?

[Anonymous No.9478474]

I found a container of still hot Panda Express left on a bathroom counter and I was so hungry I took it and ate it

[Anonymous No.9478509]

>>9474162
Two steaks out of the trash when I was a dishwasher. Each only had one bite taken out of them.

[Anonymous No.9478528]

>>9478463
Source? Oh I see, your and >>/pol/'s ass.

[Anonymous No.9478542]

>>9478463
>Why is that?

Black culture. Don't value education. Hate and blame everybody else cuz "muh race card."

[Anonymous No.9478551]

>>9478528
>Source?

Oh boy... here we go... pull up a seat...

[Anonymous No.9478556]

>>9474797
Dude that used to happen to me all the time! I discovered I was a lot braver with trying new foods than thought I was. I doscovered I like fried onion, liver, tongue, cactus (nopal), salsa (red and green). Most recently I discovered ceviche, was surprised how much I enjoyed it. I get cravings for it regularly now.

[Anonymous No.9478738]

>>9474962
sauce on pic?

[Anonymous No.9478787]

>>9476853
Have you ever taken down a whole sheet-cake by yourself anon? It's a feeling akin to being sexually assaulted. It was my first weekend in my new apartment, living alone, getting paid regularly, and I decided I wanted Cake. Cake for dinner, because I'm a grown ass man so I can eat what the fuck I want. I had my friend working in the bakery at the time make me this MASSIVE full sheet, just a ton of fucking cake. Chocolate, with chocolate buttercream and strawberries on the inside, frosted in buttercream on the outside. I lit a bowl, started a movie, and attacked that motherfucker. About 1/4 of the way through, I realized my mistake. I kept eating the cake. Halfway through, my stomach is bulging and I feel like that fat kid from Matilda, just getting fucking fisted with chocolate down the throat. The Trunchbull was raping my lower intestine and it just wasn't stopping.

I put it up that night. I ended up passing out on my couch before I could even make it to bed. I woke up around noon the next day, showered and regretted every decision I'd ever made up to that point. I opened my fridge to get a drink, and there it was. 2/5'ths of the cake left, just staring at me; taunting me. I sat there and finished the rest and wept. To this day, I have not eaten a single bite of cake.

[Anonymous No.9478828]

Stale mcchickens because i thought it would be funny to order 10 of them the night before.

[Anonymous No.9478910]

>>9476048
That actually sounds pretty good. Your friend seems cool.

[Anonymous No.9479009]

>>9475081
Checkers is tasty fuck you

[Anonymous No.9479042]

>>9477754
disturbing

[Anonymous No.9479084]

>>9475469
>used to have a crush on an Ethiopian girl
Knew you would be on the spectrum when I read that but holy shit man hope you get it together soo

[Anonymous No.9479355]

Baked chicken, but plain. No seasoning, not even salt. With a handful of stale walnuts forgotten about in the fridge as a side. I topped it off with the strongest black coffee you could imagine.
I was pretty much forced to eat this bullshit every day because my ex was abusive and wouldn't let me have anything else. In the end, I was the one bringing home the food and the one with the car. So, when I was gathering up my shit while he slept, I left him with just a box of minute rice to eat to see how he likes being forced to lose weight and starved.

[Anonymous No.9479387]

>>9478436
Im really sorry for laughingm at sizzler.
Care to elaborate? Interested in your story.

[Anonymous No.9479425]

i go to IHOP and get the unlimited pancakes with lots of toast and sausages and bacon. i have coffee with 4 packets of sugar in it.
i abuse the unlimited pancakes

[Anonymous No.9479437]

>>9479425
i am turning my life around, recently got married in vegas

[Anonymous No.9479445]

>>9479437

[Anonymous No.9479460]

>>9479355
dafuq did i just read...

[Anonymous No.9479475]

>>9474209
>>9478436
So just to be clear, going to Sizzler is more shameful than being raped? For real though I'm so sorry that that happened to you.

[Anonymous No.9479559]

>>9474209
>you have to eat all the steaks

[Anonymous No.9479597]

>>9479445

Im going to die alone.

[Anonymous No.9479844]

[Anonymous No.9479899]

>>9479844
nice

[Anonymous No.9479903]

>>9479899

[Anonymous No.9479913]

>>9479844

[Anonymous No.9479936]

>>9475853

[Anonymous No.9480070]

>>9474162
Japanese Hot Dog

[Anonymous No.9480175]

>>9474162
One time I baked a loaf of bread big enough to completely fill a large size Pullman loaf pan, then turned the entire loaf into butter fried peanut butter, jelly, honey, and maple syrup sandwiches, and ate all those sandwiches by myself in the dark while getting drunk on Icelandic liquor and playing skyrim.

[Anonymous No.9480192]

>>9475658
was this any good?

[Anonymous No.9480271]

>>9476507
were you asked to move out over the pasta sauce? shits only a few bucks, not that big of a deal

[Anonymous No.9480317]

>>9480271
You would live with someone who steals your stuff?

[Anonymous No.9480492]

>>9480317
yeah if someone who i was living with, and they were friends of mine, i wouldnt make them incur the costs and hassle of moving over a jar of pasta sauce. itd probably irk me and id tell them to ask first next time. thats really not even a fair trade off as moving costs way more than a jar of sauce. its just things, and unless that was my only sustenance id probably get over it pretty quick. dude is a little bitch to get that upset over a jar of sauce.

[Anonymous No.9480610]

baked beans + cheese nuked in the microwave

[Anonymous No.9480617]

>>9474195
kek
>I once drank 19 days worth of sodium

[Anonymous No.9480663]

A peanut butter and honey sandwich I had used to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.9480666]

>>9474162
dippiing stale saltines into ragu sauce.

[Anonymous No.9480757]

>>9477600
>In osmosis jones
A Chimpanzee put it in its mouth and then it fell on the dirty shit covered ground, there was no mayo whatsoever involved in that

[Anonymous No.9481323]

>>9477974
disgusting

[Anonymous No.9481324]

I once ate a 500g pack of pasta with 200g sweet cocoa drink powder and half a brick of butter. I didn't shit myself or vomit, but I felt the void around me.

[Anonymous No.9481415]

One time I just drank a bunch of tall glasses of water

We were poor, literally had no food in the house

[Anonymous No.9481459]

I've made Caesar salads without lettuce before

[Anonymous No.9481543]

Tortillas with lime and salt. Being poor is no joke

[Anonymous No.9481547]

Bought 1 big bag of frozen dim sims
(Like the 2 kg one)
Swab them with bulgogi sauce and nuke them on microwave and just eat three of them as dinner.

Bought a small microwaveable meal
Eat it in half as lunch and dinner while skipping breakfast.

Bought rice, eat rice with shavings of spam. Eat it for weeks until ran out of spam.

[Anonymous No.9481562]

>>9480757
He puts mayo and a bit of salt on it before the chimp takes it.

[Anonymous No.9481582]

Flour with sugar,
Literally just toast them on pan

[Anonymous No.9481589]

>>9474195
that's just porridge

[Anonymous No.9481590]

>>9481582
I did this too. Tried various spices or whatever was in kitchen to make differrent flavours. Or flour, water, salt and eat it with jam or some choco spread.

[Anonymous No.9481592]

A bag of chips and marshmallows

[Anonymous No.9481618]

>>9481590
Haha, i meant it was flour,mixed with water with sugar.
Like pancakes without egg

I ate them raw because I did not have anything else sweet

[Anonymous No.9481651]

I never ate enough at breakfast so before lunch at school I would roll up balls of paper and eat them. It actually stopped my stomach from growling

[Anonymous No.9481677]

>>9481651
>eating servings of daily fibers mixed with industrial glue and bleach

[Anonymous No.9481705]

I made a BLT without bacon.

[Anonymous No.9481715]

>>9474162
I cut a mangy old potato in to wedges without peeling or washing it and microwaved it with kraft fake cheese slices on top in the middle of a week long drug binge

[Anonymous No.9482508]

>>9474237
fucking madman

[Anonymous No.9482947]

In university I’d cook minute rice in cream of mushroom soup concentrate. Wasn’t that bad and easy super-calorie-dense cheap one-pot meal.

[Anonymous No.9482982]

>>9474162
I'm getting ready to eat these for lunch...

[Anonymous No.9483092]

>>9475853
Lol you weird little fucker

[Anonymous No.9483484]

>>9474162
Ramen Noodels witrh Gatorade and honey and brown sugr terrryaki sauce

[Anonymous No.9483539]

canned bans on a paper plate

[Anonymous No.9483562]

>>9474162
ranch dressing in a bowl of rice

[Anonymous No.9483598]

>>9474162
When i lived by myself over the summer semester, i ordered one of everything on the dollar menu and sat there eating the whole thing by myself.

Wasnt terrible, just slightly depressing and gave me the mega shits for the next 2 days since i put a bunch of diablo sauce on it.

[Anonymous No.9483697]

>>9474162
I ate at a whorehouse in carson city

[Anonymous No.9483872]

>>9477606

This is shameful?

I do this like twice a week :\

[Anonymous No.9484285]

>>9479460
The story of a battered spouse. I'm not them, but that's what it is.

[Anonymous No.9484435]

>>9478509
This sounds like something I would do

[Anonymous No.9484461]

>>9474308
I worked at Burger King and some people would hold those straight up after pulling them from the fryer. Little did they know that it's practically hollow and oil would gush forth. One girl had to have therapy because her hand was fucking destroyed. So now every time you order one you can hope somebody disfigures themselves.

[Anonymous No.9484467]

>>9474162
i once chewed up corn chips into a fine paste, then extruded the paste from my mouth onto more corn chips.
i then heated them up on the radiator and ate them

[Anonymous No.9484488]

>>9475853
Not going to lie. Did the same thing with crackers, fritos, and tortilla chips.

[Anonymous No.9484523]

>>9477695
Microwaving hotdogs to the point they start to rip open is way better than boiling them. Salty hotdoggy oils to lap off the plate.

[Anonymous No.9484534]

>>9483092
That cat got off lucky, Racoons eat cats.

[Anonymous No.9484553]

>>9480663
Not sure of it's worse you ate a wankeich or that somewhere online, there's a community around making, ising and eating them too.

[Anonymous No.9484579]

>>9475469

Fucking lol. Capped for further use.

[Anonymous No.9484608]

>>9476496

Fuck you pleb, I just ate this today and it was great.

[Anonymous No.9484648]

>>9477974
>It might be even cheaper, if we account in current economics.

Those prices actually sound pretty damn high and this is coming from a country with one of the highest living costs in Yurop.

[Anonymous No.9484656]

>>9474162
barbeque sauce in giant tortillas

[Anonymous No.9484681]

>>9477974
>I usually drink 2l of coke/day, sometimes 3

[Anonymous No.9484690]

2 day old Mcdonalds fries. Microwaved.

[Anonymous No.9484694]

>>9475727
This. The only people who like blacks are socially engineered liberal proles who suck up NYT and WP propaganda like little sponges. They are horribly naive and addicted to misinformation and fact-denial. And the world is the worse for it.

Literally no one else does.

[Anonymous No.9484712]

Hard toss-up between cheeze-its and ketchup or Steamed broccoli with soy sauce that i mixed with a little brown sugar.

[Anonymous No.9484772]

>>9474162
hot sauce on whole wheat bread. College staple

[Anonymous No.9484803]

>>9477974
you will be diagnosed with diabetes

[Anonymous No.9485104]

I was so bad at cooking that I roasted turkey with the dripping pan full of soapy water

Tasted like ammonia
Then I was hospitalized for high concentration of tar-ish thing in my liver and stomach

[Anonymous No.9485142]

one frozen waffle. not toasted, just thawed

[Anonymous No.9485158]

3 slices of untoasted bread stacked up and soaked in Worcestershire sauce. I got kicked out of my parents house when I was 16 and only worked part time as a dish washer after school.

[Anonymous No.9485182]

>>9474237
acceptable if you're a kid, and there's leftovers from your birthday party

[Anonymous No.9485220]

If we're talking actual foods, canned spaghetti, canned baked beans, canned tuna, canned sardines, canned salmon and some chilli sauce mixed together.

If we're talking things that are not food, then an entire booster pack amount of MTG cards. Specifically I just ate 15 cards called "Stampeding Elk Herds"

[Anonymous No.9485250]

>>9476281
medium rape

[Anonymous No.9485313]

>>9476854
That looks fantastic

[Anonymous No.9485329]

>>9475853

Man I feel bad for you. I bet you just had abusive parents who would punish or lash out at you for asking for anything and on top of that failed miserably to actually provide for you as parents are supposed to.

Are you a nigger?

[Anonymous No.9485337]

A jar of extra crunchy peanut butter while crouched in my bedroom closet in the dark. I was 5'8", 82 lbs and desperate

[Anonymous No.9485344]

>>9474162
Hmmmm that is a tough one.
I suppose it would be ghetto tostadas.
Talking fried bologna on corn tortillas with Pace salsa and government cheese from the block.

But there have been so many I can't (or won't) remember.

[Anonymous No.9485357]

We were pretty poor when I was a kid, like we'd get food from a charity thing.
In comparison to this thread I guess it wasnt all that bad because I never had shit like this, makes me appreciate my mom.

Besides finding out there was mold on the bread after my 3rd sandwich I dont think ive ever had really shamefull meals.
At a festival I once made brown beans & chopped up hotdog baked in beer with some salt & pepper, wasn't too bad desu.

[Anonymous No.9485363]

>>9485337
w-what... tell me your story.

[Anonymous No.9485364]

>>9476496
I've never done straight up mayo on egg but I allways put mayo on my bread + eggs. why is this bad?

[Anonymous No.9485424]

>>9474162
>no car
>living on campus
>college market overpriced as fuck

Can of Pork n Beans
Package of Top Ramen
like 1/2 cup of water

Microwave, letting the PnB tomato sauce soak into the noodles and cook it. Trashed Ramen Soup Base cause didn't want to have a 200% daily intake in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.9485535]

Spaghetti in can

[Anonymous No.9486194]

When I was really young I tried to make myself easy mac but didn't realize you had to strain the water off of the noodles. It ended up being a really nasty cheese powder water noodle soup. I tried to get my sister to help me eat it. I remember her saying 'this doesn't taste the way it should'

Kinda related I used to date this bummy ass dude who didn't have a car, blew all his money on weed; what we all did when we were 20. Anyway, I got home from work one day and he was sitting in his folding chair in front of the TV playing xbox and eating croutons out of the bag like chips. He ate the whole 24 oz bag and spelled like garlic for three days

he's married and has a kid now which blows my mind.

[Anonymous No.9486200]

>>9486194
Oh I also used to eat mayonnaise. Like packets of mayo. I'd steal them from the cafeteria so I could have them for later. I was like 7.

[Anonymous No.9486257]

>>9474237
Cake into a blender with icecream and chocolate milk, poured into a glass and topped with an oreo and a thick ass straw.

[Anonymous No.9486479]

>>9480610
『nice』

[Anonymous No.9486484]

Five toaster strudels at once

[Anonymous No.9487027]

>>9475853
>It kind of tasted like the aftertaste of red wine

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.9487045]

>>9474162
Frozen fries in a microwave oven.

[Anonymous No.9487148]

>>9475658
God tier food anon

[Anonymous No.9487153]

Iraq, 2008
Be armyfag
We've been eating only MREs every meal for weeks
Small outpost, receive mail and packages shipped from home infrequently (every 3-4 weeks)
This last gap in supply was rough, well over a month and a half without anything
Get back from a long day patrol in summer heat
Shortly after, some fag yells that supply came in
We run out to our 'assembly area' which was actually a bombed out courtyard in what used to be a girls' schoolhouse, where they're handing out mail and packages
Fuck yeah
Suddenly, our 1SG (basically, top nigga) comes out with a god damn hand truck toting a package... filled with fucking GIRLS SCOUT COOKIES
Collectively lose our shit
I clearly remember grabbing three boxes of thin mints and two boxes of tagalongs
All of us grabbing cookies, joyful like children released into the arms of Americans after Auschwitz
Rush back to our bay (like a big room full of bunks)
Smash open the first box of mint, ugh fuck yes, that smell, them flavors
Literally almost crying with joy as I hammer the first box of cookies
Slam the second
Drill the third
Thin mints gone now, I'm sweating and breathing heavily, drinking tons of water to get them down
Crumbs everywhere
Feel a slight resistance as I break open the first box of Tagalongs
oooOOOO CREAMY SWEET PNUT BUTTER
Fuck caution, re-engage
Stubbornly, almost begrudgingly, I finish the last of them. Am seated on my foot locker.
As I stand up to grab more water, my body immediately notifies me that Something Is Not Right Here.
Sweating gets heavier, breathing ragged
Sharp pains in belly, lower back
Feel pain in my balls
It's like I have to shit and vomit and can't breathe all at once
Dozens of others that have overindulged feeling similarly
"Bathrooms" full (they were literally boxes with holes plunge-cut out of one end and a tub to catch shit in
Hear my brethren screeching in agony
The 3 faggots who didn't eat any are laughing their asses off
Literally shit nonstop for four hours

It was worth it desu

[Anonymous No.9487164]

>>9487153
I love this story. God Bess ya and keep ya safe anon

[Anonymous No.9487172]

>>9484461
the fuck

[Anonymous No.9487185]

>>9474797
please specify if pic is related, i was looking at this goofy ass pic for a good 5 minutes before realising you were talking about OP's pic

[Anonymous No.9487189]

>>9476464
chuckled

[Anonymous No.9487192]

>>9478463
Let's say hypothetically we find something in black peoples brains that makes them predisposed to aggression at levels higher than white people on average. I mean it's totally possible.

But what then? What's your solution here? I don't really see the end game of what you're playing here.

[Anonymous No.9487196]

>>9478828
Ugh. I work at McDicks and one thing I know for certain is that their food ages like shit.

[Anonymous No.9487213]

>>9487153
Oy vey! Such good american goyim, I want to make you all a nice batch of chicken soup but the prices, what can we do? Just remember, we in Israel are standing solidly as far behind you as we can get! Shalom!

[Anonymous No.9487214]

>>9475853

[Anonymous No.9487252]

>>9479460
Fat-girl (fat-male) Abuse Fantasy number 7396872346

[Anonymous No.9487255]

>>9475853
i think you need to kill yourself my dude

[Anonymous No.9487264]

In my fattest days I would dump a bag of fritos into a paper bowl, cover it with heated baked beans and a fuckload of budget cheese.

I called it frito pie without ever knowing how much I was disgracing the namesake

[Anonymous No.9487272]

>>9487213
samson option

[Anonymous No.9487381]

>>9474162
I used chocolate milk in my kraft dinner when I was drunk

[Anonymous No.9487416]

When I was seven I put a bunch of goldfish in a bowl of liquid blue raspberry jello and drank it.
I also made a "dairy burrito" which was a slice of American cheese filled with gogurt and cream cheese that I dipped in milk.

[Anonymous No.9487457]

I got drunk as fuck last night and was hungry. I got some bread, literally slabbed on a load of lurpak, didn't even spread it, and then did the same with cream cheese. It tasted amazing to my very hungry, nearly blacked out self but even then I was ashamed.

Also once made 5 packs of cheap packet cheese pasta. Ate it all in one evening out of a big plastic bowl.

[Anonymous No.9487461]

>>9475858
marxist filth GET OUT

[Anonymous No.9487487]

>>9485182
What if you're an adult and there's leftovers from your birthday? Asking for a friend whose birthday was earlier this week

[Anonymous No.9487533]

>Got shitfaced one warm Summer's eve
>Starving
>Pan fried three slices of bread in butter
>Threw on munster and pepperjack
>Turkey and ham lunch meat
>"fuck, I want taquitos"
>Nuke the fuckers and put them in the sandwich
>Topped it all off with a generous spread of garlic humus
>bond ape ateet

It doesn't mix well with Bombay Sapphire, let me tell you

[Anonymous No.9487696]

>>9487461
Fuck off corporate fascist! Don't you have an orange fool worship ceremony to attend? How's that increase in your appalachian coal mine jobs going? At least you still have NASCAR, god bless ya.

[Anonymous No.9488059]

>>9474162
I rather fast for a few days than eat shit.
Most shameful? Probably eating my roommate's food. Drunk. On drugs. At 3am.

[Anonymous No.9488093]

>>9474162
Tonight's dinner was mac-and-cheese with chili. I didn't have enough pasta or enough chili to make a meal, so I mixed the two.

Not my shiniest moment, but it wasn't bad.

[Anonymous No.9488105]

>>9474941
I tried that this week, outstanding experience

[Anonymous No.9488125]

>>9476905
Best in thread, honestly.

[Anonymous No.9488139]

>kraft dinner with only butter cuz I didn't have milk

would not recommend

[Anonymous No.9488450]

>>9474162
-a slice of bread (it was concrete solid after a few days out)
-a little cheese (last portion in fridge)
-and half an onion it was there in the fridge.

That was my dinner , when mom forgott to left money behind when she went to a trip

[Anonymous No.9488685]

I was at my grandfather's house and he offered my a sandwich so I accepted, why not. He brought back a sandwich of butter, mayonaise and shredded cheddar. I ate the entire thing to not be rude but I felt sick for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.9488694]

>>9474837
I wish reditors would be insta/perma banned. Look at how they add absolutely nothing to a thread. Someone should fucking kill them all

[Anonymous No.9488698]

>>9481651
That's some greedy shit. I always skipped breakfast as a kid because I didn't wake up earlier enough to eat it and was fine until lunch

[Anonymous No.9488726]

>>9474162
A whole can of condensed milk

[Anonymous No.9488732]

>>9487196
This so much. I bought a big mac on my lunch break and didn't have time to eat it so I got to it 4 hours later. Holy fuck was it nasty to the point of being inedible.

[Anonymous No.9488806]

>>9475469
post pic

[Anonymous No.9488815]

>>9474162
Back in the fourth year of my three-year college program, I was suicidal and living in a hotel room (I had to beg to get in because they normally don't rent on a weekly or monthly basis to college students, I had to promise them I don't have parties) and because I didn't have access to a proper kitchen, everything I ate was microwaved or disposal.

The thing I remember most is eating cereal for breakfast, by just scooping handfuls of it and stuffing it in my mouth, then drinking milk right from the carton and sloshing it around in my mouth to simulate the experience of cereal.

Those were days where I would watch traffic go by and seriously contemplate the logistics of how to most efficiently throw myself into traffic to maximize my chances of death. I'm much better now and life is looking up.

[Anonymous No.9488817]

>>9480192
It was like 4 am so it was great

[Anonymous No.9488825]

>>9484534
I was hoping that would be a gif of a raccoon stealing the egg.

[Anonymous No.9488833]

Markouts from the place I worked at and popcorn because my ex blew all my money on people of the opposite sex at the bar. They had no job at the time so I was supporting the both of us.

[Anonymous No.9488840]

>>9475853
Mate....

[Anonymous No.9488870]

Bread heels and bacon grease. Save grease in container in fridge, throw in pan until melts again. Dip bread. Yum

[Anonymous No.9488875]

>>9488815
I'm glad things turned out well for you, Anon. And I've also done the mouth sloshing of milk and cereal. I also learned not to do that with hot milk.

[Anonymous No.9488997]

>>9485220
>eating a bunch of commons
I mean, it's still pretty degenerate, but not so much as if you were to eat a bunch of rares, or something.

[Anonymous No.9489027]

>be me
>5 years of age
>eating some pretzels out of a huge bag
>love me some pretzels
>becoming steadily more dehydrated because 5 y/o me doesn't understand salt
>keep going
>finish entire bag
>still want more
>see pile of salt and pretzel flakes at bottom of bag
>figure it probably just tastes like pretzel
>shove fist sized wad of salt into my mouth
>mistakesweremade.jpg
>such pain
>swallow salty hell mass somehow
>burns on the way down
>cry in my room for awhile

Small me was a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.9489065]

was camping and REALLY drunk.
sat by the fire and roasted and ate an entire pack of like 10 hotdogs. I was washing these hotdogs down with boxed red wine. I dont even really like hot dogs
>No buns
>No condiments
>Many burns on tongue.
I could taste hot dogs in my mouth the entire next hungover day. It was hell

[Anonymous No.9489085]

>>9474209
I chortled

[Anonymous No.9489095]

>>9476867
It's funny you say that, my retard roommate would eat cookie dough with his dolt girlfriend.

I only understand eating raw cookie dough when eating the little that's left in a bowl after actually making cookies.

[Anonymous No.9489096]

>>9476507
>college
>spending all your money to drink alone
literally me, except I cooked bomb ass meals and then ate them when I was shit faced

[Anonymous No.9489457]

>>9474162
not really a meal but was desperate for salt and vinegar chips and was broke so i broke up some matzos and sprinkled salt and vinegar on them
it was as terrible as it sounds
yes i ate all of it

[Anonymous No.9489491]

>>9474162
Just spaghetti with ketchup.
It wans't my idea

[Anonymous No.9490739]

>>9475853
This thread has actual subhumans in it