/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9472768]

blue raspberry > green apple > watermelon >>>>> cherry > grape

[Anonymous No.9472770]

tell me more

[Anonymous No.9472836]

Green apple > watermelon > cherry > grape >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blue raspberry
Blue tastes like literal soap

[Anonymous No.9472854]

>>9472836
Ah, you've got those defective blue raspberry genes, Anon.

[Anonymous No.9472861]

>>9472854
Aka, good taste

[Anonymous No.9472873]

>>9472836
I'm totally OK with this.

Whatever happened to Lemon?

[Anonymous No.9472887]

>>9472768

Cherry is the only good flavor.

[Anonymous No.9473022]

i kinda miss lemon. i'd put it before cherry.

[Anonymous No.9473630]

Check it out guys

https://www.amazon.com/Blue-Raspberry-Jolly-Ranchers-pieces/dp/B003VFJK6G

someone buy it.

[Anonymous No.9473633]

>>9472768
i think watermelon and green apple are interchangeable in the rankings. But other than that, its all right.

[Anonymous No.9473642]

So a few years ago I had brought a new girl back to my apartment after being out drinking all evening. We were too drunk to make the beast with two backs so we passed out until morning.

When we awoke we started kissing and canoodling and I decided to go down on her. This is one of my favorite things and generally will do it as long as it takes to make a girl orgasm...

Anyway, I head down south and pull down her panties to see the hairiest bush i've ever seen in my life. Not only is it hairy but the hair is very long and also messy looking, kind of bedraggled. Like a homeless guys beard or an abandoned birds nest.

Slightly less enthused but still determined I plunged in face-first and started getting busy. The taste of this beaver, if possible, was worse than it looked. It was fetid and bitter and to make matters worse I had numerous pubic hairs caught in my throat which were tickling me and making me cough.

I decided to pull back for a second to regain my composure. I thought if I pulled open her lady-bits I might be able to have a better angle of attack on her clit. I opened up her pussy to a terrible sight. There were multiple lumps of what looked like cottage cheese dotted around her pussy lips and clit.

Each lump ranged from a few millimeters in width to half a centimeter in size. It looked like some sort of fungus was growing there.

Needless to say I was fucking revolted and started gagging. I knew that despite my love of pussy I could not go down on her again without puking my guts up. I mumbled some excuse about a headache and not feeling good and fled to the bathroom, whereupon I spent ten minutes washing my mouth out and brushing my teeth.

Even now I shudder when I think back upon "cottage cheese pussy girl".

[Anonymous No.9473643]

cherry>blue raspberry>grape>watermelon>green apple

[Anonymous No.9473654]

>>9472768
Red>Orange>Blue>Purple>>>green>>>>>>>>>>yellow anything, for any candy, ever

[Anonymous No.9473701]

Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.

He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.

It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...

He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.

So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

[Anonymous No.9474022]

>>9473701
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.9474542]

>>9473701
Intredasting

[Anonymous No.9474591]

Grape > cherry > toss the rest in the trash

[Anonymous No.9474606]

>>9472768
Reds>purple>blue>lime>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>green apple

[Anonymous No.9474609]

they're all good

[Anonymous No.9474646]

>>9473701
it's been a while since I last saw this

[Anonymous No.9475637]

>>9472768
ALL COMBINED IN THE MOUTH!

[Anonymous No.9475675]

>>9472768
>>9472836
Why do people hate grape?

Is it because you old people didn't have flavor choices for cough medicine?

>>9474591
Best taste ITT

[Anonymous No.9475741]

>>9472768
cherry = blue raspberry > grape > green apple > watermelon

[Anonymous No.9475757]

Cherry is the only one that should exist

[Anonymous No.9475786]

>>9473643
Agree

[Anonymous No.9475954]

>>9472768
all > grape as grapes get thrown out onto the ground. they do not deserve the trash.

[Anonymous No.9475964]

>>9472768
>shitting on grape
I hope you die.

[Anonymous No.9475990]

>>9472768
The good news is if we all had to share a bag of jolly ranchers, we'd all get our favorite flavors.

[Anonymous No.9476024]

>>9472768
Completely agree, most of all with the power gap. They're all good though. Part of what makes jolly ranchers so good is there are no land mine flavors to sift through

[Anonymous No.9476026]

>>9472768
Jolly ranchers suck ass.

[Anonymous No.9476051]

>>9472768
>Blue raspberry at the top
That's objectively retarded

[Anonymous No.9476055]

>>9476026
In soviet russia YOU suck the Jolly Rancher.

[Anonymous No.9476588]

blue>cherry>grape>apple>>>>watermelon