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>drinking coffee
>immediately want to poo

>> No.9472040

I only drink decaf cold Brew now because of this. It tastes better anyway

>> No.9472050

that's the fucking point anon

most coffee tastes like shit or is too expensive, why the fuck else do you think people buy it?

and better yet you can avoid the caffeinated jew by doing what >>9472040 does

>> No.9472054
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9472054

>drinking tea
>immediately feel comfy and warm

>> No.9472061

>>9472054
This. Even better with butter or cream

>> No.9472066
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9472066

>drink coffee or tea
>get more thirsty

>> No.9472068

>>9472040

Caffeine has nothing to do with why coffee makes you shit. Caffeine is actually a diuretic and causes constipation due to excessive urination. Idiots.

>>9472050


https://www.livescience.com/45465-why-does-coffee-make-you-poop.html

>> No.9472070

>>9472066
See
>>9472068

Caffeine is a diuretic and causes dehydration.

>> No.9472072

>drinking coffee
>want to poo even though it's not done brewing yet

>> No.9472074 [DELETED] 

>>9472068
Fuck off jew

>> No.9472079

>>9472074

>DON'T PROVE ME WRONG REEEEEE

Precious.

>> No.9472080

one time I bought very cheap grean tea, and after a couple of days of drinking it I got diarrhea that lasted for weeks
not good times, made me appreciate my solit poop

>> No.9472091

>>9472068
Oh look it's le ebin Reddit science man here to save the day and educate everyone! Blog post source and everything!

Look kid, some people have fucked digestive systems (ibs or ibd) and their insides react to all sorts of weird things, caffeine being a common one. This can cause an urge to poo, believe it or not.

>> No.9472094

>>9472091

Caffeine doesn't promote peristaltic movement though, so... you're memeing in vain friend-o. On the plus side it's impressive to reject factual biological science/fact in favor of screeching autistically about reddit.

:^)

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9472102

ahh ah ahh, no pooing until you finish that cup of joe

>> No.9472106

>>9472080
Exactly, I’ll take the solid shits of coffee over the feminine diarrhea of a fucking tea anyway.

>> No.9472109

>>9472094
Congrats, you just proved you can't read. I didn't say caffeine was the direct cause of diarrhea, just that it can agitate an already fucked digestive system and exacerbate the problem. I know this because I shit 5 to 6 times a day on average, when I drink coffee it's usually more than that.

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>>9472109
>I shit 5 to 6 times a day on average, when I drink coffee it's usually more than that.
mein gott!

>> No.9472135

>>9472109

I didn't mention diarrhea. Way to shift those goal posts after being proven wrong. If you can't even digest food correctly you should swan dive off the nearest overpass into oncoming traffic.

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9472137

>drinking hot cocoa
>immediately get childhood flashbacks

>> No.9472144

>>9472070
I wasn't about sure about coffee being a diuretic until this. Cool

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9472163

>drinking blood of my enemies
>immediately get their wisdom and fighting skills

>> No.9473669

>>9472094
>Take a 200mg caffeine pill
>Instant pop
What were you saying again?

>> No.9473676

>>9472163
just don't kill any down syndrome guys when you do this... I made that mistake once

>> No.9473748

>>9472061
>butter
????

>> No.9474993

>>9473748
>he doesn't know

>> No.9475021

>get up
>piss
>shit
>shower
>brush teeth
>piss myself while brushing teeth
What is this shit? Why? There is no water running, I just stand in front of the sink and I pretty much lose control of my bladder. What is this sorcery? I have no problems otherwise.

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9475024

>>9472039
Do you shart in the mart as well?

>> No.9475028

>>9475021
wat. you gotta get that shit checked mate

>> No.9475054

>>9475021
Post feet if grll

>> No.9475059

>>9475021
Sounds like floppy bladder. I've seen this before.

>> No.9475089

>>9475021
You should consider a prostate exam, manchego.

>> No.9475108

>>9475059
But it only happens in the morning and only if I stand in front of the sink. I have no problems with my bladder otherwise.
It's the sinks fault, not mine.

>> No.9475141

>>9475108
when you piss (the first time), do you piss in the sink?

>> No.9475163

>>9473669

>instant pop

What popped?