/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:56:12 2017 No.9470478 [Reply] [Original]

>animemango about food
>they do it horribly wrong or fuck up the recipe or its just simple as fuck
>characters describe the shit they eat like they was eating something good and over react to it

Whats up with Japan and cooking?
Why are they so fucking shit at it?

>inb4 a retarded weeb posting one of those 150 dishes Japanese meal that is only good if you are a fucking starved hamster

I'm mad about animated food

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:21:49 2017 No.9470479 >>9470478 >this much mayo How fucking fat are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:33:20 2017 No.9470480 >>9470478 Not anime or manga. Fuck off. >>>/ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:33:35 2017 No.9470481 >>9470478 Do you stir up the mayo and raw eggs together into a sauce?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:34:22 2017 No.9470482 File: 45 KB, 184x184, 2peJ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >UMAMI!!!!! SUGOIIIIIII

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:37:06 2017 No.9470483

>>9470478
if you think thats true go watch jun's kitchen or something cause they sure as hell aren't shit.
the manga shit is true though, even SnS has some asspull cookery in it.
then again it's a manga, its supposed to be over dramatised.
I mean read something like kakegurui and you'll see how fucking retarded manga can be when representing real life.
also that food looks like shit and whoever took that picture should consider suicide.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:41:57 2017 No.9470484 http://mangapark.me/manga/dungeon-meshi-kui-ryouko/s5/c19/25 I heard you like cooking mangas, so I just wanted to remind you of this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:44:40 2017 No.9470489 >>9470478 >>animemango Isn't this a thread for /a/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:47:50 2017 No.9470497 >>9470484 >quarter it >each quarter has a different flavor subarashii >>9470489 Mods decided otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:58:27 2017 No.9470516 http://mangapark.me/manga/dungeon-meshi-kui-ryouko/s5/c20/20 Oh man that looks so good. I'm gonna try making that one day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:59:51 2017 No.9470519 his thread was moved to >>9470478 Are retarded mods going to move every thread about food amnime shows?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:00:58 2017 No.9470521 >>9470478 Mayo+raqw eggs Whi

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:04:02 2017 No.9470531 >>9470478 >they do it horribly wrong or fuck up the recipe or its just simple as fuck People would agree with you more if you post the actual thing you're mad at or give examples if there are more than one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:04:44 2017 No.9470532 >>9470478 Sealocked/Asian food for the most part is shit tier. Throwing raw eggs in hot noodle is disgusting as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:06:05 2017 No.9470536 >>9470531 Fried with butter onions into Béchamel

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:09:47 2017 No.9470544 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, REEEEEEEEEE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese food is still stuck in the 1500s They just eat raw shit and glorified as fuck simple stuff they waste a fuck ton of time on

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:13:10 2017 No.9470551 >>9470544 Fucking savages, man

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:16:09 2017 No.9470557 >>9470551 Inb4 weeaboos start muh slaughter house posting Instant death after a life of fattening turned into meat people properly cook is better than eating everything raw and torturing it WHILE eating it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:18:51 2017 No.9470565 >>9470557 It's fucking dead you nancy poofter The body's nerves are still reacting because the carcass still has some energy in it, but whatever sense of being a fucking frog of all things possesses, it was snuffed out almost instantly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:19:05 2017 No.9470566 >>9470557 Its on their culture, Japanese people eat a lot of "still alive" stuff Yet most of it is already dead

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:21:36 2017 No.9470574 File: 3.34 MB, 330x248, e.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I mean, after what they did with the chinese and their own nation since forever, what is a fucking fish or a frog

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:23:05 2017 No.9470578 >>9470565 Not all of them are cut dead mongoloid. Would you eat the hind of a cow twitching? And people wonder why these countries are infested with bodily parasites. Not even Brazilian monkey brain mashers are this bad.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:25:59 2017 No.9470586 File: 1.10 MB, 1799x869, 1484586259111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9470478 Tell me what's wrong with this mango recipe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:43:20 2017 No.9470606 File: 453 KB, 688x1246, yummy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:44:13 2017 No.9470607 >>9470519 It's actually my first time on /ck/, so I'm excited.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:44:21 2017 No.9470609 >>9470586 the snownigger brigade will be along shortly to reeeeeeeeeeee that soaking the blood from the liver is too close to the halal process for their feefees

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:45:46 2017 No.9470613 >>9470579 I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:55:27 2017 No.9470628 >>9470578 Japs can eat raw eggs, murricans fear salmonella. Who has a food problem again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:02:48 2017 No.9470640 >>9470628 Eating raw eggs is done all over the world, though.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:04:38 2017 No.9470644

Im looking for a Bento Box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii (cute)). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a Bento Box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:15:03 2017 No.9470668 >>9470640 except for clapistan, because our food safety standards are literally below vietnam's

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:22:31 2017 No.9470681 For a country full of skinny people the Japanese seem to be fucking obsessed with food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:24:02 2017 No.9470688 Bifu Sutroganofu

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:31:53 2017 No.9470705

>>9470681
>obsess about food
>eat well while eating healthily, cheap and hearty carb/root veg/greens piles too filling to easily bulk up on are how you save money to afford just a few bites of a delicacy

meanwhile

>muh cheesies muh sweeties muh meaties (don't you dare call this last one umami and imply that the soulless gooks can even sense freedom-taste)
>"oh that bag from dairy queen contained 4500 calories? but it felt so good, and it was only $7!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:40:31 2017 No.9470727 https://youtu.be/XmhV7h0IPRQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:01:59 2017 No.9470775 File: 293 KB, 625x418, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9470668 Pretty this, eating raw eggs/meat over Europe is safe Yet disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:09:35 2017 No.9470798 >>9470727 I have a chinese restaurant over here with a lot of weird named dishes and when you ask what is inside they say "its meat" when you ask which kind of meat they reply "funny meat, very tasty tasty"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:15:11 2017 No.9470814 >>9470798 So it's cat, dog or bird of some sort.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:38:18 2017 No.9470866 File: 282 KB, 621x621, puking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9470478 I-is that mayo?

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:40:50 2017 No.9470880

>>9470798
it's a cheap and unpopular-in-the-west cut of beef or pork. Shank or hocks, as appropriate, are usually likely candidates.

Think about it, the average meat yield of even specifically bred beef cattle is under 40%. Why pay your cook his $8 for an hour of catching and butcher Fluffy for three pounds of meat when you can just spend it at Sam's and get five pounds of pork loin?

Now, cat served as a delicacy is a different thing, but again in that case why put it in the big-noses' $5 fried rice and literally lose money when you can charge someone who understands $50 for it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:45:06 2017 No.9470896 >>9470609 >defending muzzies

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:48:36 2017 No.9470903

the problem with japan is they mostly survive by boiling water and cook with 1 burner and thats it

lived there a while and their food is shit, best food youll find there is imitation of other country's foods, lots of french bakeries, some "burger" places, but their burgers are more like meatloaf , you can go to mcdonalds but even at mcdonalds they dont use the right kind of oil and it has this distinct smell to it that reminds you its not like home

think one of the best meals i had was some random side corner place that sold ribs, sauce wasnt perfect, but definitely was some good fucking ribs

i think the best time and place to go to japan is when youre very young, still very impressed upon by japan culture, and youll love every minute of it, but none of you ever will go when youre young, because its expensive as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:51:29 2017 No.9470909 >>9470903 This is why you should cook for yourself whenever possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:01:25 2017 No.9470942 >>9470896 >not soaking your chicken in buttermilk before frying

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:10:05 2017 No.9470960 >>9470478 too much mayo but Japanese instant noodles are second to none

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:21:35 2017 No.9470986 >>9470960 I'd rather just eat raw carrots or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:33:34 2017 No.9471010 >>9470478 Japan loves processed foods with simple ingredients, like tofu and konnyaku

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:08:19 2017 No.9471129 >>9470478 Reading Gintama right now this one dude puts a fuckload of mayo on noodles. what the fuck is with that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:40:24 2017 No.9471250 >>9470775 Tiramisu can be made with or without raw eggs. Neither is disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:42:52 2017 No.9471256 >>9471010 No we don't. Stop stereotyping us, gaijin. People like you are pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:57:57 2017 No.9471308 >>9470909 i was talking about japanese cooking, not my own, i cooked all sorts of stuff while i was there, and tried to maintain some semblance of home. was crazy expensive but managed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:50:22 2017 No.9471617 >>9470544 Leave pepe alone you sick cunts

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:58:11 2017 No.9471643

>>9470644
SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH YOU FUCKING WEEB WE ALL KNOW THESE JAPANESE WORDS WE AREN'T IMPRESSED THAT YOU'VE WATCHED MORE THAN ONE ANIME AND THAT YOU WANNA LET EVERYONE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU KNOW ABOUT JAPANESE CULTURE BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY KNOW NOTHING OUTSIDE OF WHAT ANIME AND 4CHAN HAVE TAUGHT YOU

FUCKING GROW UP

Also maybe just go on amazon and type in bento box

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:02:45 2017 No.9471664 >>9471643 Imagine being mad that you don't know Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:06:55 2017 No.9471676 >>9471664 it's even worse, he's mad that he doesn't know memes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:13:46 2017 No.9471696 >>9471643 memeception

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:16:10 2017 No.9471702 >>9470484 >mangapark Just use bato.to if you don't want to download it, dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:35:40 2017 No.9471753 >>9470478 >watch terrace house japan >some cook that works at an Italian restaurant in tokyo starts cooking for roommates >rinses the pasta

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:44:16 2017 No.9471770 >>9471753 >american viewer thinks the joke is that he's washing it like rice >the joke is that japanese noodles come presalted

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:45:37 2017 No.9471772 >>9471702 bato.to deletes chapters regularly, relying on them is literally retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:49:23 2017 No.9471782 >>9471753 He might have rinsed the noodles if he wanted to stop them from cooking. Like if he was gonna add them into a sauce he was making in a pan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:51:55 2017 No.9471789 >>9471770 he rinsed after cooking that is a well known feaux pause among non flyover states

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:56:27 2017 No.9471806 >>9471789 yes, joe-bob daly junior-junior, that's when you rinse japanese noodles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:05:26 2017 No.9471828 >>9471806 it was italian pasta

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:09:48 2017 No.9471842 >>9471828 please wear your maga/please be patient hat/ebin frog meem avatar at all times so the rest of us know to just smile politely rather than attempt normal human interaction

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:14:53 2017 No.9471853 >>9471842 is this pasta or noodles?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:39:25 2017 No.9472377 >>9470544 that's just sick 2bh

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:43:31 2017 No.9472391 >>9472377 Frogo was just as dead as any meat you eat everyday

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:49:18 2017 No.9472405 >>9470482 Actually, it's umai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 19:51:54 2017 No.9472409 >>9472405 Now I'm not sure if you are retarded or baiting

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:08:29 2017 No.9473019
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Well, you certainly are stupid! First of all, food in anime/manga looks absolutely gorgeous. Second, if an anime/manga character reads a recipe out loud, you're obviously not supposed to attempt to recreate it, as the show is not an illustrated cookbook but pure entertainment (if you did try to cook something out of an anime/manga recipe, please consider getting professional help, you might have autism). And, finally, third: Japanese food is healthy and easy to cook, a Japanese diet being the ideal daily bread and butter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:13:55 2017 No.9473043 It's because in most cases the people making the stories live on nothing but gas station mini-mart food

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:48:17 2017 No.9473372 File: 132 KB, 499x490, 1501188811044.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9470478 Do people unironically eat shit like that? What the fuck man

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:06:27 2017 No.9473441
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What are some good /ck/ series? So far I've watched/read
>Toriko
>Restaurant to another World
>Gourmet Girl Graffiti (was a bit too >>9470482 for my taste)
>The Devil is a Part-Timer (fuck you it counts, don't tell me it didn't make you crave McDonalds despite it being McDonalds)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:08:49 2017 No.9473451 >>9473441 Gochiusa. Isekai Shokudou.

Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:16:01 2017 No.9473477
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>>9473451
Isekai Shokudou is RtaW. It was pretty great though, inspired me to make my spaghetti with an original meat sauce, menchi katsu, hamburger steak w/ sauce, fried shrimp, and I plan on making that delicious-looking chicken curry that Kuro loves so much

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:57:26 2017 No.9473681 >>9470482 eeeHHHHHHHH?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:25:36 2017 No.9473728 >>9470586 >>9470606 >boil liver >bake thoroughly >fry Enjoy eating fucking leather i guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:33:47 2017 No.9473745 >>9470544 my friend went to that resturant (he is a jap) and asked for the frog but said they stopped serving it. for animals They can 0 emotion

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:50:25 2017 No.9473778 >>9471782 That is when you especially don't rinse them. You need the starch in the pasta to make the sauce adhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:53:24 2017 No.9473784 File: 136 KB, 800x1184, dungeon-meshi-6101509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9473441 Dungeon Meshi is a must read

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:11:26 2017 No.9474064 >>9473477 Whatever curry you do you can't lure death to your home

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:17:27 2017 No.9474070 >>9470478 What really happened >obese faggot OP copies Japanese recipes straight from anime using shitty instant ramen, mayo and raw eggs thinking "It's all the same, anyway!" >it obviously tastes like shit >"Hurr Japanese food is shit nips can't cook"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 06:26:39 2017 No.9474084 >>9473745 Its fucking food

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:13:44 2017 No.9474160 >>9471250 But the image was a tartar steak with an egg, not tiramisu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:16:06 2017 No.9474166 >>9474070 A lot of anime cooking is meme recipes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:23:35 2017 No.9474174 File: 298 KB, 1280x720, IMG_2181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >animemango

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:25:31 2017 No.9474177 >>9474166 Retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 07:29:37 2017 No.9474182 >>9474160 *tartare

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:48:43 2017 No.9474317 >>9474182 Whatever, I'm finnish and that's how we spell it here, so excuse my language, you fancy-pants-englishspeaker

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 08:53:03 2017 No.9474331 >>9470482 >ywn fuck Yurio's bp why live?

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