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Webm Thread Anonymous Sun Sep 24 17:49:26 2017 No.9468128 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 19:24:09 2017 No.9468411 File: 1.71 MB, 640x360, 1502782946658.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 19:29:42 2017 No.9468434 >>9468411 what the heck is this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 19:31:06 2017 No.9468444 >>9468411 Stop posting this cripple.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 19:31:22 2017 No.9468445 File: 2.86 MB, 577x449, james cucumber prank.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 19:32:08 2017 No.9468447 I Love São Paulo

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 19:34:20 2017 No.9468456 File: 1.47 MB, 568x320, 1491453195351.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 19:35:41 2017 No.9468462 File: 22 KB, 720x720, 1504304229482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TWO webm threads?! Holy shit this is awesome!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 19:47:27 2017 No.9468504 >>9468456 HEAT IT UP AND FEED IT TO HOMELESS

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 19:50:13 2017 No.9468512 File: 2.68 MB, 800x450, 1501515118252.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 19:53:02 2017 No.9468524 >>9468512 is that to drain out their blood or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 19:58:20 2017 No.9468549 >>9468128 Thats an aweful pile of ketchup... >>9468411 Would wife... >>9468456 My ex-wifes cooking... >>9468512 Magical...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:03:49 2017 No.9468580 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1501616404079.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:07:47 2017 No.9468593 File: 2.11 MB, 272x360, 1468203483735.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:10:45 2017 No.9468607 >>9468593 Why do you see this kind of after-death jiggling only in fish?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:19:28 2017 No.9468637 >>9468607 a fish's soul has trouble leaving the body if it's not underwater at the time of death

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:21:36 2017 No.9468644 >>9468411 Who is this ball butter nutter?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:23:35 2017 No.9468648 >>9468411 >>9468434 the chopping onions with eyes open youtube challenge

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:24:32 2017 No.9468651 File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, 1502266158003.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the licious

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:26:26 2017 No.9468657 >>9468651 Those fries look like someone chewed them and spit them out. Why not just put them on sandwich whole?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:31:26 2017 No.9468681 File: 681 KB, 1440x965, 99388388387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9468651 >people think Italians actually eat this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:33:57 2017 No.9468686 >>9468651 I love italian food!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:36:32 2017 No.9468699 >>9468549 Stop typing like this... It looks autistic and it isn't proper English...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:36:33 2017 No.9468700 >>9468651 This gets posted in every webm thread and no one ever mentions that horrendously undercooked bacon

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:37:05 2017 No.9468702 File: 1.80 MB, 640x640, 1502784150886.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:38:19 2017 No.9468708 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, bbq.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:42:36 2017 No.9468716 >>9468524 Kills them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:44:02 2017 No.9468720 >>9468607 Different nerve structure. >>9468702 What a qt

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:45:43 2017 No.9468722 >>9468708 Serves One American.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:48:11 2017 No.9468728 File: 200 KB, 400x500, 1447290438101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9468716

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:54:46 2017 No.9468740 File: 2.98 MB, 360x640, 1505196160131.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:58:51 2017 No.9468753 >>9468740 You know, when I'm paying to be in the champagne room I'd rather the woman be blowing me, not the bottle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:59:51 2017 No.9468756 File: 155 KB, 873x589, 0170921-221924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9468740 Stripper are fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 21:00:28 2017 No.9468759 File: 1.63 MB, 220x227, 1506057076801.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9468753

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 21:01:13 2017 No.9468761 >>9468740 why didn't she just tie her hair up?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 21:08:55 2017 No.9468781 >>9468759 >asianefficiency.exe

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 21:31:09 2017 No.9468854 File: 916 KB, 640x360, 1501818644884.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 21:35:08 2017 No.9468871 >>9468702 wtf I love women now

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 21:36:37 2017 No.9468873 File: 8 KB, 300x300, 1504503135695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9468854 >garnish the cheese with more grated cheese

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 21:37:38 2017 No.9468877 >>9468854 wow I really needed a webm to teach me how to melt cheese

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 21:40:43 2017 No.9468884 >>9468456 >what is that some kind of rice ste- >OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 21:43:34 2017 No.9468892 >>9468854 Eat this and never shit again

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 21:48:50 2017 No.9468912 >>9468708 But why is it burned.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 21:56:44 2017 No.9468948 >>9468753 I have gotten too many unsolicited blowjobs from strippers

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 22:02:59 2017 No.9468964 File: 1.38 MB, 400x600, 1506194274921.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee

>>	NEW AM Sun Sep 24 22:07:01 2017 No.9468973 >>9468445 >prank

>>	NEW AM Sun Sep 24 22:09:17 2017 No.9468978 >>9468637 I audibly laughed.

Anonymous Sun Sep 24 22:11:07 2017 No.9468987

>>9468854
I eat more cheese than anyone I know and I'm not sure if I would like that. I don't think it's because of the amount of cheese though, but I don't think the texture would work well with the slippery pasta.
>>9468892
This is why most Italian restaurants serve salads or vegetable soups as appetizers

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 22:15:42 2017 No.9469004 >>9468912 It could just be whatever spices were used making the bark look that dark. If there was molasses, lots of black pepper, soy sauce, or something like that. It's hard to tell without tasting it. But, the first two things do look burned.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 22:24:03 2017 No.9469037 >>9468607 Some amphibians too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 22:30:29 2017 No.9469064 >>9468607 Birds do that too

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 22:36:52 2017 No.9469078 >>9468512 That's really cool. They change colors nearly instantly when they die.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 22:38:55 2017 No.9469084 >>9468593 Can't really find it in me to feel sorry for fish for some reason. They're like water bugs to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 22:41:14 2017 No.9469089 >>9468854 I don't doubt that it would taste good but they really went overboard with the cheese. Especially since it's a nip recipe and they're usually lactose intolerant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 22:47:29 2017 No.9469108 File: 2.87 MB, 640x800, 1503476064052.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 22:47:53 2017 No.9469111 >>9468964 accurate

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 22:56:15 2017 No.9469130 >>9468128 Haha a diherrea machine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 22:59:57 2017 No.9469143 File: 1.35 MB, 900x506, japan w tf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:11:59 2017 No.9469183 >>9468549 Shut the fuck up you autistic fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:13:45 2017 No.9469187 >>9468456 uma delicia.....

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:15:05 2017 No.9469191 >>9469108 Does anyone actually know what this is? The amount of preparation seems completely at odds with the quality of restaurant, and the short amount of time the alcohol burns seems so pointless.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:28:28 2017 No.9469223 >>9469143 This is one of the sickest things I've ever seen.. and I've been lurking 4chan for nearly a decade

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:28:44 2017 No.9469224 >>9469143 Only Japanese grills can stay cute as hell while huffing a bug in a tube.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:29:17 2017 No.9469225 >>9469191 squid ink 'za using scissors indicate some american place serving it or so i've been told

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:35:29 2017 No.9469244 File: 2.80 MB, 848x480, 1505662637951.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:36:24 2017 No.9469245 >>9469244 I was wondering why she was so bad at scooping ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:37:52 2017 No.9469250 File: 2.77 MB, 1080x1080, 18365756_672863129568584_3305644591801171968_n.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:38:56 2017 No.9469255 File: 2.49 MB, 1280x720, 1488685130379.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:40:10 2017 No.9469258 File: 1.26 MB, 1920x1080, 1487128945397.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:41:21 2017 No.9469260 >>9469250 I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:42:06 2017 No.9469262 >>9469260 It seems like it's just supposed to be one of those things that scares you off of "chemicals"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:43:51 2017 No.9469263 File: 2.11 MB, 320x320, food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:44:19 2017 No.9469266 >>9469262 Yeah but it does that because the acid is burning the sugar in strawberry flavored whey protein, I'm not sure what the creatine has to do with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:44:41 2017 No.9469268 >>9468651 why yes, I would like a heart attack today

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:46:11 2017 No.9469273 >>9469255 yo wtf, Obama's kids are fucking lel

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:46:27 2017 No.9469275 >>9469004 it's definitely not burnt, you can see the piled up structure of the rub used on the meat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:47:07 2017 No.9469277 >>9468702 >la croix those are shit, spindrift all the way

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:48:21 2017 No.9469281 >>9468637 Zozzle

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:49:38 2017 No.9469286 Better with sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soQUVWAnswk

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:50:57 2017 No.9469292 File: 2.41 MB, 600x338, This Kills It.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:51:03 2017 No.9469293 >>9468512 is squide ok?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:51:57 2017 No.9469297 >>9469225 >>9469191 It's from an Italian restaurant in Seoul: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3557005/Pizza-set-fire-called-Bomb-pizza-wowing-customers.html

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 23:53:08 2017 No.9469303 >>9469292 what are the last two cuts for?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:01:01 2017 No.9469328 File: 856 KB, 890x720, 1494710488814.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9468456

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:01:46 2017 No.9469331 File: 1.68 MB, 720x404, 1505801083464.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:03:24 2017 No.9469336 >>9469255 I got a booner

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:04:08 2017 No.9469340 File: 1.32 MB, 720x404, lava cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:05:13 2017 No.9469346 >>9469331 Activating almonds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:06:15 2017 No.9469349 File: 712 KB, 640x640, 1500250484595.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9469340

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:06:51 2017 No.9469351 >>9469293 Just sleeping

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:06:57 2017 No.9469352 >>9468411 >>9468445 >>9468702 >>9468740 >>9468964 >>9469143 >>9469244 >>9469255 >come to /ck/ webm thread for food >retards keep posting webms with people as the main focus

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:07:36 2017 No.9469356 >>9469143 What show is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:09:38 2017 No.9469362 >>9468964 Is this supposed to be some kind of abstract art?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:12:30 2017 No.9469373 File: 2.87 MB, 600x325, 1472356672018.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9469352 food is fundamentally people focused

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:14:27 2017 No.9469382 >>9469362 No it's just a nigger eating cereal

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:15:37 2017 No.9469389 >>9469352 If there is food in the .webm then it's /ck/ related

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:16:43 2017 No.9469394 >>9468761 Because she's a slut, anon..

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:18:57 2017 No.9469402 >>9469382 >eating

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:19:19 2017 No.9469404 >>9468607 That means it died quickly and suddenly. Happens to humans as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:21:50 2017 No.9469408 >>9468854 And you guys say japanese food is boring.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:25:27 2017 No.9469415

>>9469373
Not to the extent of those webms. Those are just showing people with food in the background. Look at >>9469143 and how it has absolutely nothing to do with food or cooking. The one you posted is fine since it has a good blend of people and food, and focuses nicely on the food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:30:41 2017 No.9469424 >>9468549 Kill yourself please This isn't your furry school shooter forum

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:31:49 2017 No.9469425 >>9469303 He's cutting the brain, the lobster/crayfish is still alive before he does the last two cuts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:33:14 2017 No.9469429 >>9469373 What's the source on this. That was heartwarming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:33:17 2017 No.9469430 >>9468708 Why put it in paper and then cut it in half That is cancer

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:47:49 2017 No.9469474 File: 396 KB, 500x280, 1505763810302.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:53:20 2017 No.9469495 >>9469293 >>9469351 Is not squide. Is Cuddlefische. Is not OK. Is ded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 00:53:23 2017 No.9469496 >>9469373 That fucking smug look on her face...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 01:00:10 2017 No.9469518 >>9468702 >la croix >poverty disgusting. polar is the superior setlzer

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 01:07:54 2017 No.9469539 >>9468651 I can handle all the faggoty 3rd worlding recipe-ing going on here, but not the fact that the bread is sitting on the greasy ass flat top. That's simply too much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 01:09:10 2017 No.9469543 >>9468651 Shit bread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 01:18:35 2017 No.9469561 File: 2.79 MB, 1080x1080, 1505383383204.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 01:20:47 2017 No.9469567 >>9469429 eat drink man woman

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 01:22:46 2017 No.9469581 File: 3.00 MB, 640x360, 1505055536004.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 01:25:51 2017 No.9469590 >>9469561 damn what is it? katsu curry?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 01:27:04 2017 No.9469593 File: 291 KB, 500x500, 1489766669677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9469581

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 01:27:50 2017 No.9469596 File: 2.58 MB, 640x360, danger1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 01:31:53 2017 No.9469608 File: 625 KB, 1039x773, 1504032681246.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9468456 >I've seen deep web shit and this fucks with me. It's cause of my fear of maggots, really. Does that phobia even have a name?

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 01:34:26 2017 No.9469618

>>9468512
At least this is a clean kill.
I saw one video that was nightmare fuel with the fisherman slitting their dorsal side open while they were alive.

>"Dude, that ain't shit. Hamburgers yaddablah!"

No, you don't understand. The cuttlefish was -self aware- of the process and reaching out with its little arms like it was pleading. :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 01:34:57 2017 No.9469621 >>9469474 This is deeply satisfying to watch.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 01:45:38 2017 No.9469641

>>9469352
A few of them are okay, have to remember this is 4chan and it's not a strict "no fun allowed only REAL food webms allowed!" zone. The girl chopping onions, the guy eating cereal, and the one with Obama should probably stay. But the rest should mostly be deleted for not belonging on a blue board or just being totally irrelevant.

I also kind of feel like that onion girl is being shilled here now. I think the same thing happened with Cara. She was being posted all over 4chan until she got famous and then it stopped.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 01:50:39 2017 No.9469656

>>9469618
>and reaching out with its little arms like it was pleading. :(
I think I know which one you're talking about. It was reaching out to try and stop the knife, I think. It was really sad.

I think most people who try to excuse any stress and pain that the animals go through while being slaughtered do it as a defense mechanism so they don't have to feel bad.

This is why I at least try to get people to eat less meat and minimize waste, since I don't think veganism is ever going to work or accomplish that much. Get people to minimize their impact on animals low, and support cultured/"lab-grown" meat for the future. Once we get cultured meat in stores, I think a lot of people will start switching to that since it won't involve the death of an animal at all. I've even seen vegans saying they'll start eating meat again if they can get it.

Just need to make sure they don't alter it nutritionally, like taking out the fat and iron in the meat, since they can be good things for people who consume it in the right amounts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 01:50:51 2017 No.9469657 >>9469561 >22 pounds That's simply not fair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 02:10:29 2017 No.9469710 >>9469596 >doing this 8 hours a day 5 days a week for minimal pay Why. Just work as a clerk in a supermarket or something. This is not fucking worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 02:11:16 2017 No.9469712 >>9469710 Factories pay better than retail

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 02:11:23 2017 No.9469713 >>9469349 >Draining a cyst

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 02:11:56 2017 No.9469715 >webm thread >125 replies >37 webms >0 new content

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 02:12:00 2017 No.9469716 >>9469710 internet says 14$/hr

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 02:14:32 2017 No.9469724 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, 1406414613267.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9468128 sure hope this isn't anything sexually suggestive

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 02:14:35 2017 No.9469725 >>9469712 >>9469716 Even at $50/h that shit wouldn't be worth it. Doing the same repetitive task for hours-on-end where you are forced to work fast to keep up with the factory line, and where one slip-up could cost you your arm. Not fucking worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 02:15:35 2017 No.9469731 File: 1.43 MB, 1080x608, 1406888166748.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9469724 i don't even remember saving this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 02:16:38 2017 No.9469735 File: 514 KB, 640x360, 1408593025273.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9469731 okay last one

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 02:22:46 2017 No.9469753 >>9469731 God damn. Shit's thicker than Jay Z's bottom lip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 02:49:54 2017 No.9469795 File: 2.86 MB, 406x720, danger2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 02:57:43 2017 No.9469816 >>9469657 Life is simply unfair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:00:37 2017 No.9469821 >>9468740 Thanks, my boss just promoted me and said "good shit"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:02:23 2017 No.9469822 >>9468411 does she have a youtube channel or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:06:08 2017 No.9469830 >>9469795 RIP to pajeet's fingers

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:09:40 2017 No.9469837 >>9468651 You had me until the 95% raw bacon. You completely lost me when you tred to add pre-chewed froes to a sandwich which you had also tried to faux-panini without the aid of a press.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:11:21 2017 No.9469840 >>9468728 Swift stab to the CNS. Pretty painless and almost instantly fatal.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:12:33 2017 No.9469843

>>9469710
>>9469716
Incorrect. This is at an NZ meat works (I can tell by the gear) and a sawman earns 1.2k in a full week depending on the numbers put out. This is after tax. Meat works pay you a fuck load, especially if you're a boner/sawmen. You can also get your meat certificates and become a qualified butcher while you work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:14:38 2017 No.9469848 File: 832 KB, 360x640, 1502417845312.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9469843 shut up sook that's the same equipment used everywhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:15:05 2017 No.9469849 >>9469843 >pay you a fuck load, especially if you're a boner damn, I wish I could make money with my boner

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:16:39 2017 No.9469850

>>9469725
8-9 hours a day on a strictly monday-friday schedule with pay far above minimum wage with no prior experience or qualifications needed is what a lot of people dream of. It is hard and fast work, and it is repetitive but you get a lot of variation in cuts and you rotate through different cuts so it's not the same thing all day. It's what a lot of people dream of, especially if they're illiterate or have a criminal background.

Major accidents are pretty rare, its only the cocky sawmen that get cut, or idiots with knives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:19:03 2017 No.9469856 >>9469848 I work in a meat works ya fucknut, everything about this is NZ including the Maori worker on the saws. in fact I could probably take a good guess at the company he works for based on uniform alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:20:25 2017 No.9469857 File: 5 KB, 291x79, hide post.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9469848 >taps the knife

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:20:42 2017 No.9469858 >>9469848 >when your family is so black that it consumes enough watermelon to justify owning a chainmail glove

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:23:32 2017 No.9469861 File: 2.30 MB, 480x360, 1492746169933.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9469856 you're full of shit dickhead

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:28:03 2017 No.9469866 >>9468456 Man, I. Never do the dishes right away. But just give them a rinse. Makes ALL the difference

>>	chop Mon Sep 25 03:28:44 2017 No.9469868 >>9468759 Will Trump meet the challenge?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:29:32 2017 No.9469869 File: 2.81 MB, 500x500, 1491005471303.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:30:34 2017 No.9469870 >>9468512 No stab cute squid ;_;

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:31:39 2017 No.9469872

>>9469861
Wow great response, I just happen to magically know so much about the meat works huh. Would you like me to name the cuts for you?

>neck + knuckles (bulk pack)
>flap on foreshanks (flaps will be removed and they'll either be weighed and packed in layers or packaged and bagged in groups of four)
>square shoulder (auto wrapper to Saudi or spinal cord will be removed and it'll be packaged to France)
>bone on chump (Spinal cord out, bulk packed. or it'll be cut away from bone and bagged either fat cap on or off)
>CKT leg (Bagged straight)
>flaps (Bulk pack)
>80mm loin (spinal cord removed, put in a former and bagged)

I even threw in what department they go to and how they're packed for you. Fuck off, stop being salty about how you have no idea what you're talking about

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:34:02 2017 No.9469875 >>9468411 >not posting the good one where she drinks the can and crushes it without breaking eye contact

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:34:38 2017 No.9469876 >>9469735 Mmmm....Min Bao

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:36:39 2017 No.9469881 >>9469858 Not maile. Kevlar cutting glove. You can buy them in any department store for about $15.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:37:00 2017 No.9469882 >>9468708 Why is that lamb burnt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:38:03 2017 No.9469886 >>9468759 >only 4 beers fucking fag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:38:51 2017 No.9469890 >>9469861 Holy shit. That lady's PNS is hard core.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:38:51 2017 No.9469891 >>9469872 im not questioning your credentials dickhead, you're seeing what you want to see in that webm so you can feel important enough to share your knowledge itt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:39:04 2017 No.9469892 >>9469108 >how to hatch a dragon.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:39:26 2017 No.9469893 >>9469882 Looks like beef short ribs with a dry rub. Dry rubs cause a "bark" when cooked correctly, which is the "burnt" part you're seeing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:40:39 2017 No.9469896 >>9469870 Not squid. Cuttlefish. And if no stab, then butcher alive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:40:48 2017 No.9469897 >>9469891 >correct people on misinformation since I have the knowledge Sorry didnt realize /ck/ poster get so butthurt about being corrected

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:42:44 2017 No.9469902 >>9469897 >realize why are you pretending to be kiwi amerifat and don't try to bullshit me with some "ohh I mistyped", fuck off

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:43:41 2017 No.9469904

>>9468607
Because most mamals are hung after killing but before slaughter to allow the blood to drain and to allow the twitching to stop. Trying to slaughter a 1200 lb steer while it's twitching like that is a good way to lose some fingers or breake a bone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:45:54 2017 No.9469908 >>9469902 Not kiwi-anon but, fuck off eurotrash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:47:13 2017 No.9469911 >>9469908 what are you talking about sook? we use realise here in australia and in all the english speaking world outside of na, that guy is a larping americunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:51:32 2017 No.9469917 File: 3.15 MB, 5312x2988, 20170910_182046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9469857 This. Don't have any food webm's on phone but feel free to laugh at my turned grey sauce after I added black sesame seeds for no good reason at all

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:52:03 2017 No.9469918 >>9469349 >here's that melted ice cream on a plate you ordered sir. >that'll be $400 plus tip

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:53:19 2017 No.9469921 File: 3.36 MB, 5312x2988, 20170910_182038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9469917 It tasted good but was difficult to eat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:57:21 2017 No.9469926 >>9469921 that looks uma delicia

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 03:59:21 2017 No.9469930 [DELETED]

>>9469911
>>9469908
Muricans are very insecure about their identity. Most of the time they pretend to he women online of they overcompensate and post pictures of eagles and desperately try to convince you their proud of that third world shithole haha. It's hilarious

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:02:11 2017 No.9469936 File: 2.29 MB, 2336x4160, 1506326493344-1734107449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9469902 Mate you're getting desperate

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:07:04 2017 No.9469948 >170 posts in >no Ja/ck/ Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:08:10 2017 No.9469954 File: 448 KB, 360x360, donut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:15:30 2017 No.9469972 >>9468651 Does anyone have webms about Heart Attack Grill?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:18:21 2017 No.9469978 >>9468699 Sorry; I just felt using excessive punctuation was sophisticated; it would make my comments more interesting. Is this ok‽

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:23:06 2017 No.9469986 >>9469795 My butthole was clenched the whole time

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:24:49 2017 No.9469992 >>9468128 its like when i take a shit a few spurts before a shotgun blast erupts out of my asshole

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:25:54 2017 No.9469994 >>9469293 squib is dead degeso

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:26:56 2017 No.9469996 >>9469084 the fish is dead anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:27:59 2017 No.9470000 >>9468740 gross

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:33:30 2017 No.9470005 >>9469869 >Garlic Powder Why wouldn't you just add garlic, jesus christ WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST ADD GARLIC

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:39:10 2017 No.9470010 >>9469795 Makes you wonder how much people actually lose fingers doing this shit. Sure they might get paid decently but is it worth it for the inevitable hospital trip to get your finger sewed back on?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:41:17 2017 No.9470014 File: 283 KB, 1200x675, escargot-with-garlic-parsley-butter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9469816 don't you think?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:41:41 2017 No.9470015 >>9470005 Garlic and garlic powder give different types of flavor desu. What I'm confused by is that she apparently poured enchilada sauce from a decanter or a vase.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:43:35 2017 No.9470019 File: 2.24 MB, 640x640, 1506307758452.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:47:54 2017 No.9470026

>>9468512
It's interesting how before the first one got snipped, they were all flailing about randomly. Once the first one got killed, the others either stopped moving or ran away. Then they all just curled up and stood still, giving up on life or flinching for the pain or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:47:58 2017 No.9470027 >>9470019 What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:49:42 2017 No.9470029 >>9470027 Gotta cook it evenly bro.

>>	Honest Question Mon Sep 25 04:50:08 2017 No.9470030 >>9469911 No one gives a fuck how you spell in your insignificant country abbo fucker

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:52:56 2017 No.9470031

>>9469356
AKB48
some knowledge for it
>J-pop band consists of 48 singers, not even joking
>variety show where they all have to do games and shit like that to each other
Its basically like those shows like Downtown Gaki no Tsukai but with alot of girls and built more around getting the cute girls to give out reactions to everything and look cute
its pretty cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PecCB6Vs8

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 04:57:12 2017 No.9470038 >>9470019 I didn't remember there being a cooking scene in Event Horizon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:00:40 2017 No.9470046 >>9469821 PROMOTIONS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:05:28 2017 No.9470054 >>9468873 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:07:24 2017 No.9470058 File: 769 KB, 1312x1014, 74.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9468854 >tomato sauce in cast iron

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:10:23 2017 No.9470064 >>9470058 Nothing wrong with that, dipshit. Stop believing old wives tales and learn to actually cook.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:28:03 2017 No.9470092

>>9470064
so unnecessarily hostile

i bet you just saw some post on the front page and decided to hit and run because, I don't know, it's late at night for you and you wanted to be a dick and feel better than someone else

well then, carry on

also my cooking is delicious, nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:38:17 2017 No.9470100 >>9469266 You're not supposed to understand the basic concepts behind the process, you educated fool! BE SCARED! WOOOO, SCARY!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:38:26 2017 No.9470101 >>9468128 whoa why is there a factory making pre-made Lunchables Pizzas

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:43:29 2017 No.9470104 >>9470019 This is so fucking dumb I love it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:03:52 2017 No.9470143 File: 396 KB, 750x600, dear lord no.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9469713 What in gods name is wrong with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:23:28 2017 No.9470179 >>9470019 >a weapon to surpass metal gear

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:23:49 2017 No.9470180 >>9469904 you probably mean butcher, not slaughter

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:48:28 2017 No.9470233 >>9468740 fucking godless whore, hope she's dead

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:06:32 2017 No.9470281 >>9469292 Why do asians have to torture everything?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:13:02 2017 No.9470293 >>9469822 >>9468434 >>9468644 anna speckhart

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:17:13 2017 No.9470299 >>9468854 I like cheese but this is beyond too much

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:27:52 2017 No.9470317 >>9470293 my nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:29:40 2017 No.9470323 >>9468854 That cheese better have no salt in it otherwise it will be highway to heart attack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:29:47 2017 No.9470324 File: 2.31 MB, 640x360, ntr.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:32:38 2017 No.9470333 >>9469861 >>9469891 >>9469902 You know you're on 4chan when people would rather bitch and flame at experts than learn from them. It would explain why board culture is so fucking stagnant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:34:07 2017 No.9470334 >>9469872 Do meat cutters get any special privileges, e.g. getting to take home meat for themselves? Also, how are new cuts of meat 'discovered'?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:36:22 2017 No.9470338 File: 2.78 MB, 272x198, Alex Jones Toasts Trump.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9468722 Obsessed

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:44:28 2017 No.9470352

>>9470334
>Do meat cutters get any special privileges, e.g. getting to take home meat for themselves?
depends on where you are and what company, its mostly discounted meat you can buy from an onsite shop.

> Also, how are new cuts of meat 'discovered'?
just cutting shit a different way. Like you've got the forequarter, which is the front shoulder. If you remove the shoulder blade from the ribs you then have an "oyster" cut, which is just the shoulder blade with the meat attached.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:00:37 2017 No.9470369 Am I the only one annoyed to hell about the "tasty" style of cooking videos? And how everyone now tries to replicate it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:14:20 2017 No.9470408 >>9468456 THAT ISN'T RICE, THAT'S MAGGOTS YOU'RE EATING!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:27:57 2017 No.9470446 File: 205 KB, 436x335, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9468854 Should have stopped here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:42:26 2017 No.9470477 >>9468411 >another cunt trying to become a youtube memelord shitbitch Stop posting this trash

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:44:30 2017 No.9470488

>>9469356
If you think it's "le wacky Japanese game show where they always do the cockroach thing" you're mistaken.

The girls are AKB48, like the other anon mentioned.

Japanese TV as a whole is just "variety shows", which are like panel shows with anywhere from 5~30 guests at a time. They do the usual interview shit, tell anecdotes and throw in the occasional game/challenge or whatever.

90% of Japanese TV is just people talking about food, dogs or 30min commercials cleverly disguised as travel shows.

The guests will watch these and they put their reactions in the corner for fuck knows what reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:59:12 2017 No.9470518 >>9469223 Lurk more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:19:14 2017 No.9470568 >>9469340 >lava cake >it's fucking raw

>>	chop Mon Sep 25 09:21:51 2017 No.9470575 >>9469143 Couldn't you just block the tube with your tongue while you're inhaling? Or is that against the rules`?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:36:02 2017 No.9470599 >>9470015 takeing the one pot meals to the literal expreme. >no spare pot for sause >fuck you i cook it in a vase

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:37:40 2017 No.9470600 >>9469356 AKBingo! Not sure what episode it is, I'm only up to ep.102

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:41:57 2017 No.9470604 >>9469596 >no guard >no triple deadman switches >no pusher OSHA would anally rape that place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:44:51 2017 No.9470610 >>9469795 >no guard >no triple deadman switches >no pusher >no gloves >no hairnet >wearing a watch I didn't think it could get worse than >>9469596

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:45:25 2017 No.9470612 >>9469608 >Does that phobia even have a name? Vermiphobia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:48:59 2017 No.9470617 anyone make webms here there's a video of someone with crabs in a pot and one climbs out and turns off the stove

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:58:33 2017 No.9470635 File: 39 KB, 1280x720, 1493826235162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9468456 >>9468884

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:01:58 2017 No.9470638 File: 306 KB, 271x480, crab hero.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9470617

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:05:21 2017 No.9470647

>>9470604
>>no guard
If by guard you mean saw guard, they get pushed all the way up, you can see it there. Dangerous and time consuming having it any lower.

>>no pusher
they're not entirely necessary, but safer. Not against regulations here.

>deadman switches
Leg operated, under the table.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:10:57 2017 No.9470656 >>9468651 I would have gladly ate step 1, maybe step 2 if I was feeling fiesty, but never ever step 3

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:12:33 2017 No.9470661 >>9468411 Why does 4chan like this? >Do 4chan really do this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:13:11 2017 No.9470664 >>9470610 What's wrong with wearing a watch?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:21:13 2017 No.9470678 >>9470058 The tomato sauce thing is for aluminum cookware.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:23:29 2017 No.9470686 >>9470664 can get caught in the saw, pulled in and then your arm gets dragged into a bandsaw. Theres a reason youre not allowed lose items around moving machinery. Plenty of gifs around of people dying from that shit, hair getting caught in lathes etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:31:41 2017 No.9470703 >>9469292 Are both halves still moving? This has some deep philosophical connotations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:37:55 2017 No.9470716 >>9469567 This movie sounds lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:39:36 2017 No.9470724 >>9470180 Yes, that's what I meant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:41:21 2017 No.9470730 >>9470324 WTF?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:43:18 2017 No.9470735 >>9468722 I'm Australian and I reckon I could polish it all off by myself. I fucking love Texas/Kansas style barbecue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:46:23 2017 No.9470740 File: 155 KB, 746x754, healthyasfuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9468512 >assuming direct contr-

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:47:26 2017 No.9470742 >>9470019 y tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:57:00 2017 No.9470763 >>9469244 Ava Dalush for anyone wondering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:57:34 2017 No.9470765 >>9470678 people also say it strips the seasoning off cast iron

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:58:38 2017 No.9470770 >>9468651 if you stop at 22 seconds this looks delicious

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:59:41 2017 No.9470771 >>9468456 this is from cooking with hoarders, isnt it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:04:40 2017 No.9470785 >>9470740 i feel my life force being pulled from me while looking at this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:09:16 2017 No.9470797 >>9469561 That's over 10% of my bodyweight. No one could eat that it one sitting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:12:38 2017 No.9470803 >>9469848 >evolution isn't rea-

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:19:11 2017 No.9470823 >>9469608 Shit nigga I'm afraid of maggots too. Worms and caterpillars as well

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:23:22 2017 No.9470832 >>9470716 You ever watch Blue Bloods? You know the giant Sunday family dinner they do every episode? The movie is basically that scene

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:25:42 2017 No.9470835 >>9470019 This is what astronauts eat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:27:35 2017 No.9470838 File: 30 KB, 462x443, AJ Lays Trap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9470019 That looks fun as fuck yo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:49:50 2017 No.9470904 >>9468740 That is one classy lady.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:52:57 2017 No.9470915 >>9469143 these seems really, really dangerous. It would be stupidly easy to get that thing sucked into your wind pipe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:02:30 2017 No.9470944 >>9470610 >>no gloves I'm not sure about this one. Doesn't it look like those blue gloves are bigger than they should be? There might be some safety gloves on underneath. Who knows?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:03:04 2017 No.9470946 >>9468740 This is the only thing normally useless white women are good for.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:09:51 2017 No.9470958

>>9469618
>No, you don't understand. The cuttlefish was -self aware- of the process and reaching out with its little arms like it was pleading. :(

> In the wild, the weak or old cuttlefish get torn apart and eaten in pieces by other fish while still alive. The process could take up to 20 to 30 minutes before the cuttle fish dies.

OMG!!! MOOOMMMYYYYYY!!!

NATURE IS SCAWY!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:11:31 2017 No.9470962 >>9470946 wasting champagne?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:13:05 2017 No.9470966 >>9470958 I think American liberals have sissified their country so much that even food is a scary concept to them now. lol Putin would be proud of how effective this vegan propaganda has turned 'mericans into sniveling bitches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:14:11 2017 No.9470970 >>9470233 calm down Ahmed You too will get to see a woman without a burqa one day, maybe

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:36:18 2017 No.9471014 >>9470005 I'm more concerned about the nondescript enchilada sauce.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:39:47 2017 No.9471023 File: 2.80 MB, 720x404, garlic.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:53:08 2017 No.9471060 >>9470233 If your god tells women not to do things like this, then your religion is moribund and your people are moving towards extinction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:54:18 2017 No.9471063 >>9470323 Salt causes heart attacks is a false meme. Been known to be bullshit for close to 20 years now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:58:57 2017 No.9471092 >>9471060 So this is why islam is propagating, and west is falling? Really made me think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:00:38 2017 No.9471100 >>9471023 why not just use a blender

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:04:59 2017 No.9471119 >>9471063 [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:08:41 2017 No.9471130 >>9471100 But they're not shilling blenders, they're shilling shitty knives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:09:27 2017 No.9471133 >>9471119 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amJ-ev8Ial8 [citation] Don't know why I bother, I don't really expect a random person on the internet to watch it instead of giving a kneejerk response.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:11:28 2017 No.9471137 >>9471063 It increases blood pressure, though, which puts you at higher risk of heart attacks, baka.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:12:35 2017 No.9471141 >>9471133 thanks for not being a faggot, anon. i will watch it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:14:30 2017 No.9471149 >>9471133 It looks real comfy digging in a large pile of salt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:20:04 2017 No.9471178 File: 2.96 MB, 640x480, 1505979667445.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:23:15 2017 No.9471194 >>9468580 my muscles are cramping up looking at that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:33:56 2017 No.9471230 File: 314 KB, 1076x1076, 1442070707318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9471178

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:49:44 2017 No.9471279 >>9468607 You've never killed your own food, have you? Most animals' muscles keep twitching for a little while after they're dead. Life isn't an on/off switch. Think of it more like a dimmer switch, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:51:06 2017 No.9471285 >>9470019 so THIS is the thing from the game of thrones intro

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:54:50 2017 No.9471299 File: 178 KB, 640x360, garlic puree.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9471023

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:55:13 2017 No.9471301 File: 45 KB, 639x960, 1482773450107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9469581 >pours goeey cornfloury substance >uh oh >begins chopping pizza slice with bricklaying tool >mfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:01:05 2017 No.9471312 >>9470575 Since it's a Japanese game show, probably. They'd make you play the next round with a cactus up your butt or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:06:45 2017 No.9471322 >>9470638 Gotta wonder if that was accidental or if the crab knew what it was doing (to an extent).

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:07:05 2017 No.9471325 File: 116 KB, 175x162, 1477421167838.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9469187 Lost

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:08:28 2017 No.9471332 >>9469250 >only one scoop They're never going to make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:10:48 2017 No.9471338 >>9470019 >>9470027 Why are people getting so flustered over a simple lamb gyro?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:13:26 2017 No.9471349 >>9471178 What is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:14:32 2017 No.9471350 File: 12 KB, 211x212, 1456869019857.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9471178 The fuck? It's like Im watching Starship Troopers again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:15:52 2017 No.9471355 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, The Best Fried Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:23:13 2017 No.9471370 >>9471338 >simple Now I want to see the complex ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:25:08 2017 No.9471375 >>9471349 >>9471350 It's a termite queen attempting to move but the surface of the paper towel isn't letting it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:26:36 2017 No.9471379 >>9469869 i got diarrhea just from watching that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:27:22 2017 No.9471382 >>9471137 So does sex, getting old, listening the the evening news and doing your taxes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:27:23 2017 No.9471383 File: 2.17 MB, 362x366, 1493924992065.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:28:42 2017 No.9471386 >>9469872 There's zero way for anyone here to verify what you wrote, for all anyone knows you just made all those terms up

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:30:54 2017 No.9471392 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, non Newtonian.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:31:28 2017 No.9471394 >>9469223 a decade is 10 years, not 10 days. see >>9470518

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:31:52 2017 No.9471395 >>9471383 This is pretty basic bitch food but I'd eat it.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:34:12 2017 No.9471398

>>9470647
>no pusher
>Leg operated, under the table.

The pusher would have one on it, he'd have another hand on another switch, and a foot on the pedal. Meaning 3 switches. Both hands and a foot each on a switch.

>Not against regulations here.

Glad I don't work there.

>Dangerous and time consuming having it any lower.

Working with 1 hand or no fingers is also time consuming. Guards exist for a reason.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:36:11 2017 No.9471400

>>9469608
>>9470823
If it makes you both feel better, maggots dont really do much to living human beings. Worst case scenario they'll just eat some dead skin cells. They do not like the taste of living matter. It's really interesting how medical professionals even use them to help restore rotting limbs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:36:21 2017 No.9471401 File: 27 KB, 640x482, 1500316724893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9468637 Lost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:37:32 2017 No.9471406 Does anyone have the webm of the guy fucking a fish on the beach?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:40:53 2017 No.9471416 File: 1.08 MB, 460x258, Baby Racoons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9468964 Whats with these crazy coons?

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:42:41 2017 No.9471420

>>9471023
>>9471299
>>9471100
>>9471130
You prep tons of garlic with a bench-mounted garlic press. There's no time to waste when you have a bucket of garlic to extrude. Just chuck in a whole bulb, pull the lever, and wa-la~! The place I worked at had a couple of them. They looked like an arbor press. You could do a 5-gallon bucket in like 20 mins once you got used to how it worked. I'd post a photo, but god damn, I can't find any online. There must be a special name for them other than, "bench-mounted garlic press".

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:45:10 2017 No.9471427 File: 2.98 MB, 768x432, 1504412115282.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:45:11 2017 No.9471428 >>9471416 That might be the most retarded drinking technique ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:52:14 2017 No.9471446 >>9471427 I always have this problem with eggs. Someone should invent a metal surface with edges that curve up that I can use to cook eggs and make sure they don't run off. Maybe even add a handle on it for easier control.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:55:31 2017 No.9471456 >>9471420 I want to see that now. Was it like a potato chipper with a different cutting attachment?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:00:52 2017 No.9471463 >>9468651 >dump salt onto fries >it all pours into one spot >immediately cover it with cheese I feel sick every time I think about biting into that part.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:05:29 2017 No.9471467 File: 81 KB, 1165x560, HP-2S-2-Ton-Bench-Arbor-Press.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9471456 No, it was an extruder. Just like a normal garlic press, but bigger. It was like these two tools in one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:06:31 2017 No.9471472 >>9471446 That sounds fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:07:38 2017 No.9471474 >>9468892 Amerifat detected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:08:33 2017 No.9471478 >>9469263 >crowd the pan, not even hot enough either >no color on the chicken by the time it's already cooked through >proceed to boil the shit in soy sauce So overcooked

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:08:48 2017 No.9471479 File: 1.39 MB, 640x360, hungryyet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:10:23 2017 No.9471483 File: 129 KB, 600x382, lol j:k it's only rice bro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9470408

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:11:47 2017 No.9471488 >>9471483 Will he millennials get this reference?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:14:30 2017 No.9471496 >>9471479 wew wew wew wew

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:15:16 2017 No.9471498

>>9469340

So in the movie, "Chef", with John Favereau, one thing always bugs me. The catalyst for him leaving his restaurant job and starting a food truck is a food critic who tears him apart over a mediocre meal. However in his review he claims Favereau's character wasn't brave enough to undercook the lava cake to give it the signature gooey texture. However, that is not how you make lava cake. While the chef addresses this point, I find it quite bizarre that a respected and experienced food critic would think that lava cake is just undercooked chocolate cake, or that anyone familiar with food would think undercooked cake could taste good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:20:27 2017 No.9471515 >>9470686 Not to mention that watch goes everywhere that guy does and it never gets washed I'm sure of that...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:23:38 2017 No.9471527 >>9469872 What does any of that have to do with NZ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:23:43 2017 No.9471528 >>9471498 I think that was the point, that critics are full of shit because they aren't chefs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:25:18 2017 No.9471534 >>9469869 >50% enchilada sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:27:45 2017 No.9471540 >>9470019 You made my cat attack the screen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:29:31 2017 No.9471546 >>9469872 O B S E S S E D

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:32:11 2017 No.9471557 >>9471488 Good question, but will the next generation get their shitty anime references?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:32:29 2017 No.9471559 >>9471400 Based mag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:32:44 2017 No.9471560 >>9471427 USE THE SPATULA AND STOP THE EGG YOU USELESS CUNT. PREHEAT YOUR FUCKING GRILL AND PANS TOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:33:08 2017 No.9471563 >>9471428 >takes up as much space in the bowl, meaning more milk for him and less for his asshole brothers eh, makes sense to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:35:07 2017 No.9471572 >>9471528 I get the point but it doesn't make sense in this instance. Most critics at least know the basics of cooking. I doubt even a retarded yelper would think a lava cake is just undercooked chocolate cake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:39:12 2017 No.9471583 File: 115 KB, 276x230, 1453457492920.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9471338 >Gyro >>9469843 >Especially if you're a boner >>9471427 >It just slides off and he barely reacts

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:41:57 2017 No.9471593 >>9471428 It's so fucking cute doe

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:46:38 2017 No.9471605 File: 1.77 MB, 498x278, EcchiDesu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9471178

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:50:06 2017 No.9471613 >>9470966 You know these pathetic ninnies will gobble up lab grown meat exported from China

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:24:52 2017 No.9471724 >>9470638 Hero

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:27:30 2017 No.9471731 >>9471023 So you're supposed to remove that thing in the middle of each clove? I've never done that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:54:51 2017 No.9471800 >>9471416 They've been watching too much jack

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:19:57 2017 No.9471868 >>9471731 Wonder if they do that in garlic paste n stuff.. looks flowery to me. Will do it from now on

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:02:37 2017 No.9472016 >>9470333 fuck off idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:34:25 2017 No.9472131 >>9471463 I take it you've never eaten Tuscan food then

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:37:19 2017 No.9472139 >>9468708 >tap

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:55:37 2017 No.9472209 >>9471178 Make sure it doesn't roll on your Pikmin

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:03:37 2017 No.9472740 >>9469869 Mexican food is truly disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:50:27 2017 No.9472950 >>9471446 You're ahead of your time anon.

>>	name Mon Sep 25 22:03:22 2017 No.9473002 >>9471178 THICC

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:13:55 2017 No.9473044 >>9471416 >feeding wild animals

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:15:58 2017 No.9473052 >>9471479 >that jacknique tongue

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:51:01 2017 No.9473165 File: 392 KB, 1600x1200, 1420815643653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9471338 >gyro

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:41:42 2017 No.9473342 >>9469266 Was about to say the same, this shit only scares ppl

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 23:58:58 2017 No.9473413 File: 33 KB, 184x184, SpaceCamp_logo[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9470019

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:02:21 2017 No.9473424 >>9470638 probably accidental but still cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 00:57:47 2017 No.9473577 >>9468580 >Are you chad enough for 2 sticks, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 01:19:00 2017 No.9473615 >>9471479 I used to buy that shit all the time in Walmart. He's eating raw chorizo. Thats ghetto ass chorizo too, made out of lymph nodes and tongues n shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 02:01:22 2017 No.9473687 >>9471572 i mean if you're looking at the jg recipe yes that is precisely what it is

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