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>>9468411what the heck is this
>>9468411Stop posting this cripple.
I Love São Paulo
TWO webm threads?! Holy shit this is awesome!
>>9468456HEAT IT UP AND FEED IT TO HOMELESS
>>9468512is that to drain out their blood or something?
>>9468128Thats an aweful pile of ketchup...>>9468411Would wife...>>9468456My ex-wifes cooking...>>9468512Magical...
>>9468593Why do you see this kind of after-death jiggling only in fish?
>>9468607a fish's soul has trouble leaving the body if it's not underwater at the time of death
>>9468411Who is this ball butter nutter?
>>9468411>>9468434the chopping onions with eyes open youtube challenge
>>9468651Those fries look like someone chewed them and spit them out. Why not just put them on sandwich whole?
>>9468651>people think Italians actually eat this
>>9468651I love italian food!
>>9468549Stop typing like this... It looks autistic and it isn't proper English...
>>9468651This gets posted in every webm thread and no one ever mentions that horrendously undercooked bacon
>>9468607Different nerve structure.>>9468702What a qt
>>9468708Serves One American.
>>9468740You know, when I'm paying to be in the champagne room I'd rather the woman be blowing me, not the bottle.
>>9468740Stripper are fun.
>>9468740why didn't she just tie her hair up?
>>9468702wtf I love women now
>>9468854>garnish the cheese with more grated cheese
>>9468854wow I really needed a webm to teach me how to melt cheese
>>9468456>what is that some kind of rice ste->OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
>>9468854Eat this and never shit again
>>9468708But why is it burned.
>>9468753I have gotten too many unsolicited blowjobs from strippers
>>9468637I audibly laughed.
>>9468854I eat more cheese than anyone I know and I'm not sure if I would like that. I don't think it's because of the amount of cheese though, but I don't think the texture would work well with the slippery pasta.>>9468892This is why most Italian restaurants serve salads or vegetable soups as appetizers
>>9468912It could just be whatever spices were used making the bark look that dark. If there was molasses, lots of black pepper, soy sauce, or something like that. It's hard to tell without tasting it. But, the first two things do look burned.
>>9468607Some amphibians too.
>>9468607Birds do that too
>>9468512That's really cool. They change colors nearly instantly when they die.
>>9468593Can't really find it in me to feel sorry for fish for some reason. They're like water bugs to me.
>>9468854I don't doubt that it would taste good but they really went overboard with the cheese. Especially since it's a nip recipe and they're usually lactose intolerant.
>>9468128Haha a diherrea machine.
>>9468549Shut the fuck up you autistic fuck
>>9469108Does anyone actually know what this is? The amount of preparation seems completely at odds with the quality of restaurant, and the short amount of time the alcohol burns seems so pointless.
>>9469143This is one of the sickest things I've ever seen.. and I've been lurking 4chan for nearly a decade
>>9469143Only Japanese grills can stay cute as hell while huffing a bug in a tube.
>>9469191squid ink 'zausing scissors indicate some american place serving itor so i've been told
>>9469244I was wondering why she was so bad at scooping ice cream.
>>9469250I don't get it
>>9469260It seems like it's just supposed to be one of those things that scares you off of "chemicals"
>>9469262Yeah but it does that because the acid is burning the sugar in strawberry flavored whey protein, I'm not sure what the creatine has to do with it.
>>9468651why yes, I would like a heart attack today
>>9469255yo wtf, Obama's kids are fucking lel
>>9469004it's definitely not burnt, you can see the piled up structure of the rub used on the meat.
>>9468702>la croixthose are shit, spindrift all the way
Better with soundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soQUVWAnswk
>>9468512is squide ok?
>>9469225>>9469191It's from an Italian restaurant in Seoul: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3557005/Pizza-set-fire-called-Bomb-pizza-wowing-customers.html
>>9469292what are the last two cuts for?
>>9469255I got a booner
>>9468411>>9468445>>9468702>>9468740>>9468964>>9469143>>9469244>>9469255>come to /ck/ webm thread for food>retards keep posting webms with people as the main focus
>>9469143What show is this?
>>9468964Is this supposed to be some kind of abstract art?
>>9469352food is fundamentally people focused
>>9469362No it's just a nigger eating cereal
>>9469352If there is food in the .webm then it's /ck/ related
>>9468761Because she's a slut, anon..
>>9468607That means it died quickly and suddenly. Happens to humans as well.
>>9468854And you guys say japanese food is boring.
>>9469373Not to the extent of those webms. Those are just showing people with food in the background. Look at >>9469143 and how it has absolutely nothing to do with food or cooking. The one you posted is fine since it has a good blend of people and food, and focuses nicely on the food.
>>9468549Kill yourself pleaseThis isn't your furry school shooter forum
>>9469303He's cutting the brain, the lobster/crayfish is still alive before he does the last two cuts.
>>9469373What's the source on this. That was heartwarming.
>>9468708Why put it in paper and then cut it in halfThat is cancer
>>9469293>>9469351Is not squide.Is Cuddlefische.Is not OK.Is ded.
>>9469373That fucking smug look on her face...
>>9468702>la croix>povertydisgusting.polar is the superior setlzer
>>9468651I can handle all the faggoty 3rd worlding recipe-ing going on here, but not the fact that the bread is sitting on the greasy ass flat top. That's simply too much.
>>9469429eat drink man woman
>>9469561damn what is it? katsu curry?
>>9468456>I've seen deep web shit and this fucks with me.It's cause of my fear of maggots, really. Does that phobia even have a name?
>>9468512At least this is a clean kill.I saw one video that was nightmare fuel with the fisherman slitting their dorsal side open while they were alive.>"Dude, that ain't shit. Hamburgers yaddablah!"No, you don't understand. The cuttlefish was -self aware- of the process and reaching out with its little arms like it was pleading. :(
>>9469474This is deeply satisfying to watch.
>>9469352A few of them are okay, have to remember this is 4chan and it's not a strict "no fun allowed only REAL food webms allowed!" zone. The girl chopping onions, the guy eating cereal, and the one with Obama should probably stay. But the rest should mostly be deleted for not belonging on a blue board or just being totally irrelevant. I also kind of feel like that onion girl is being shilled here now. I think the same thing happened with Cara. She was being posted all over 4chan until she got famous and then it stopped.
>>9469618>and reaching out with its little arms like it was pleading. :(I think I know which one you're talking about. It was reaching out to try and stop the knife, I think. It was really sad.I think most people who try to excuse any stress and pain that the animals go through while being slaughtered do it as a defense mechanism so they don't have to feel bad.This is why I at least try to get people to eat less meat and minimize waste, since I don't think veganism is ever going to work or accomplish that much. Get people to minimize their impact on animals low, and support cultured/"lab-grown" meat for the future. Once we get cultured meat in stores, I think a lot of people will start switching to that since it won't involve the death of an animal at all. I've even seen vegans saying they'll start eating meat again if they can get it.Just need to make sure they don't alter it nutritionally, like taking out the fat and iron in the meat, since they can be good things for people who consume it in the right amounts.
>>9469561>22 poundsThat's simply not fair.
>>9469596>doing this 8 hours a day 5 days a week for minimal payWhy. Just work as a clerk in a supermarket or something. This is not fucking worth it.
>>9469710Factories pay better than retail
>>9469349>Draining a cyst
>webm thread>125 replies>37 webms>0 new content
>>9469710internet says 14$/hr
>>9468128sure hope this isn't anything sexually suggestive
>>9469712>>9469716Even at $50/h that shit wouldn't be worth it. Doing the same repetitive task for hours-on-end where you are forced to work fast to keep up with the factory line, and where one slip-up could cost you your arm. Not fucking worth it.
>>9469724i don't even remember saving this
>>9469731okay last one
>>9469731God damn. Shit's thicker than Jay Z's bottom lip.
>>9469657Life is simply unfair.
>>9468740Thanks, my boss just promoted me and said "good shit"
>>9468411does she have a youtube channel or something?
>>9469795RIP to pajeet's fingers
>>9468651You had me until the 95% raw bacon. You completely lost me when you tred to add pre-chewed froes to a sandwich which you had also tried to faux-panini without the aid of a press.
>>9468728Swift stab to the CNS. Pretty painless and almost instantly fatal.
>>9469710>>9469716Incorrect. This is at an NZ meat works (I can tell by the gear) and a sawman earns 1.2k in a full week depending on the numbers put out. This is after tax. Meat works pay you a fuck load, especially if you're a boner/sawmen. You can also get your meat certificates and become a qualified butcher while you work.
>>9469843shut up sook that's the same equipment used everywhere
>>9469843>pay you a fuck load, especially if you're a bonerdamn, I wish I could make money with my boner
>>94697258-9 hours a day on a strictly monday-friday schedule with pay far above minimum wage with no prior experience or qualifications needed is what a lot of people dream of. It is hard and fast work, and it is repetitive but you get a lot of variation in cuts and you rotate through different cuts so it's not the same thing all day. It's what a lot of people dream of, especially if they're illiterate or have a criminal background. Major accidents are pretty rare, its only the cocky sawmen that get cut, or idiots with knives.
>>9469848I work in a meat works ya fucknut, everything about this is NZ including the Maori worker on the saws. in fact I could probably take a good guess at the company he works for based on uniform alone.
>>9469848>taps the knife
>>9469848>when your family is so black that it consumes enough watermelon to justify owning a chainmail glove
>>9469856you're full of shit dickhead
>>9468456Man, I. Never do the dishes right away. But just give them a rinse. Makes ALL the difference
>>9468759Will Trump meet the challenge?
>>9468512No stab cute squid ;_;
>>9469861Wow great response, I just happen to magically know so much about the meat works huh. Would you like me to name the cuts for you?>neck + knuckles (bulk pack)>flap on foreshanks (flaps will be removed and they'll either be weighed and packed in layers or packaged and bagged in groups of four)>square shoulder (auto wrapper to Saudi or spinal cord will be removed and it'll be packaged to France)>bone on chump (Spinal cord out, bulk packed. or it'll be cut away from bone and bagged either fat cap on or off)>CKT leg (Bagged straight)>flaps (Bulk pack)>80mm loin (spinal cord removed, put in a former and bagged)I even threw in what department they go to and how they're packed for you. Fuck off, stop being salty about how you have no idea what you're talking about
>>9468411>not posting the good one where she drinks the can and crushes it without breaking eye contact
>>9469858Not maile. Kevlar cutting glove. You can buy them in any department store for about $15.
>>9468708Why is that lamb burnt?
>>9468759>only 4 beersfucking fag
>>9469861Holy shit. That lady's PNS is hard core.
>>9469872im not questioning your credentials dickhead, you're seeing what you want to see in that webm so you can feel important enough to share your knowledge itt
>>9469108>how to hatch a dragon.webm
>>9469882Looks like beef short ribs with a dry rub. Dry rubs cause a "bark" when cooked correctly, which is the "burnt" part you're seeing
>>9469870Not squid. Cuttlefish. And if no stab, then butcher alive.
>>9469891>correct people on misinformation since I have the knowledgeSorry didnt realize /ck/ poster get so butthurt about being corrected
>>9469897>realizewhy are you pretending to be kiwi amerifatand don't try to bullshit me with some "ohh I mistyped", fuck off
>>9468607Because most mamals are hung after killing but before slaughter to allow the blood to drain and to allow the twitching to stop. Trying to slaughter a 1200 lb steer while it's twitching like that is a good way to lose some fingers or breake a bone.
>>9469902Not kiwi-anon but, fuck off eurotrash.
>>9469908what are you talking about sook? we use realise here in australia and in all the english speaking world outside of na, that guy is a larping americunt
>>9469857This.Don't have any food webm's on phone but feel free to laugh at my turned grey sauce after I added black sesame seeds for no good reason at all
>>9469349>here's that melted ice cream on a plate you ordered sir.>that'll be $400 plus tip
>>9469917It tasted good but was difficult to eat
>>9469921that looks uma delicia
>>9469911>>9469908Muricans are very insecure about their identity. Most of the time they pretend to he women online of they overcompensate and post pictures of eagles and desperately try to convince you their proud of that third world shithole haha. It's hilarious
>>9469902Mate you're getting desperate
>170 posts in>no Ja/ck/Why?
>>9468651Does anyone have webms about Heart Attack Grill?
>>9468699Sorry; I just felt using excessive punctuation was sophisticated; it would make my comments more interesting. Is this ok‽
>>9469795My butthole was clenched the whole time
>>9468128its like when i take a shita few spurts before a shotgun blast erupts out of my asshole
>>9469293squib is dead degeso
>>9469084the fish is dead anyway
>>9469869>Garlic PowderWhy wouldn't you just add garlic, jesus christ WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST ADD GARLIC
>>9469795Makes you wonder how much people actually lose fingers doing this shit. Sure they might get paid decently but is it worth it for the inevitable hospital trip to get your finger sewed back on?
>>9469816don't you think?
>>9470005Garlic and garlic powder give different types of flavor desu.What I'm confused by is that she apparently poured enchilada sauce from a decanter or a vase.
>>9468512It's interesting how before the first one got snipped, they were all flailing about randomly. Once the first one got killed, the others either stopped moving or ran away. Then they all just curled up and stood still, giving up on life or flinching for the pain or something.
>>9470019What the fuck.
>>9470027Gotta cook it evenly bro.
>>9469911No one gives a fuck how you spell in your insignificant country abbo fucker
>>9469356AKB48some knowledge for it>J-pop band consists of 48 singers, not even joking>variety show where they all have to do games and shit like that to each otherIts basically like those shows like Downtown Gaki no Tsukai but with alot of girls and built more around getting the cute girls to give out reactions to everything and look cuteits pretty cool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PecCB6Vs8
>>9470019I didn't remember there being a cooking scene in Event Horizon.
>>9468854>tomato sauce in cast iron
>>9470058Nothing wrong with that, dipshit.Stop believing old wives tales and learn to actually cook.
>>9470064so unnecessarily hostilei bet you just saw some post on the front page and decided to hit and run because, I don't know, it's late at night for you and you wanted to be a dick and feel better than someone elsewell then, carry onalso my cooking is delicious, nigger
>>9469266You're not supposed to understand the basic concepts behind the process, you educated fool! BE SCARED! WOOOO, SCARY!
>>9468128whoa why is there a factory making pre-made Lunchables Pizzas
>>9470019This is so fucking dumb I love it
>>9469713What in gods name is wrong with you.
>>9470019>a weapon to surpass metal gear
>>9469904you probably mean butcher, not slaughter
>>9468740fucking godless whore, hope she's dead
>>9469292Why do asians have to torture everything?
>>9468854I like cheese but this is beyond too much
>>9468854That cheese better have no salt in it otherwise it will be highway to heart attack.
>>9469861>>9469891>>9469902You know you're on 4chan when people would rather bitch and flame at experts than learn from them. It would explain why board culture is so fucking stagnant.
>>9469872Do meat cutters get any special privileges, e.g. getting to take home meat for themselves? Also, how are new cuts of meat 'discovered'?
>>9470334>Do meat cutters get any special privileges, e.g. getting to take home meat for themselves?depends on where you are and what company, its mostly discounted meat you can buy from an onsite shop. > Also, how are new cuts of meat 'discovered'?just cutting shit a different way. Like you've got the forequarter, which is the front shoulder. If you remove the shoulder blade from the ribs you then have an "oyster" cut, which is just the shoulder blade with the meat attached.
Am I the only one annoyed to hell about the "tasty" style of cooking videos? And how everyone now tries to replicate it?
>>9468456THAT ISN'T RICE, THAT'S MAGGOTS YOU'RE EATING!!!
>>9468854Should have stopped here.
>>9468411>another cunt trying to become a youtube memelord shitbitchStop posting this trash
>>9469356If you think it's "le wacky Japanese game show where they always do the cockroach thing" you're mistaken. The girls are AKB48, like the other anon mentioned. Japanese TV as a whole is just "variety shows", which are like panel shows with anywhere from 5~30 guests at a time. They do the usual interview shit, tell anecdotes and throw in the occasional game/challenge or whatever. 90% of Japanese TV is just people talking about food, dogs or 30min commercials cleverly disguised as travel shows. The guests will watch these and they put their reactions in the corner for fuck knows what reason.
>>9469340>lava cake>it's fucking raw
>>9469143Couldn't you just block the tube with your tongue while you're inhaling? Or is that against the rules`?
>>9470015takeing the one pot meals to the literal expreme. >no spare pot for sause>fuck you i cook it in a vase
>>9469356AKBingo!Not sure what episode it is, I'm only up to ep.102
>>9469596>no guard>no triple deadman switches>no pusherOSHA would anally rape that place.
>>9469795>no guard>no triple deadman switches>no pusher>no gloves>no hairnet>wearing a watchI didn't think it could get worse than >>9469596
>>9469608>Does that phobia even have a name?Vermiphobia.
anyone make webms here there's a video of someone with crabs in a pot and one climbs out and turns off the stove
>>9470604>>no guardIf by guard you mean saw guard, they get pushed all the way up, you can see it there. Dangerous and time consuming having it any lower. >>no pusherthey're not entirely necessary, but safer. Not against regulations here.>deadman switchesLeg operated, under the table.
>>9468651I would have gladly ate step 1, maybe step 2 if I was feeling fiesty, but never ever step 3
>>9468411Why does 4chan like this?>Do 4chan really do this?
>>9470610What's wrong with wearing a watch?
>>9470058The tomato sauce thing is for aluminum cookware.
>>9470664can get caught in the saw, pulled in and then your arm gets dragged into a bandsaw. Theres a reason youre not allowed lose items around moving machinery. Plenty of gifs around of people dying from that shit, hair getting caught in lathes etc
>>9469292Are both halves still moving? This has some deep philosophical connotations.
>>9469567This movie sounds lovely.
>>9470180Yes, that's what I meant.
>>9468722I'm Australian and I reckon I could polish it all off by myself. I fucking love Texas/Kansas style barbecue.
>>9468512>assuming direct contr-
>>9469244Ava Dalush for anyone wondering.
>>9470678people also say it strips the seasoning off cast iron
>>9468651if you stop at 22 seconds this looks delicious
>>9468456this is from cooking with hoarders, isnt it?
>>9470740i feel my life force being pulled from me while looking at this
>>9469561That's over 10% of my bodyweight. No one could eat that it one sitting.
>>9469848>evolution isn't rea-
>>9469608Shit nigga I'm afraid of maggots too. Worms and caterpillars as well
>>9470716You ever watch Blue Bloods? You know the giant Sunday family dinner they do every episode? The movie is basically that scene
>>9470019This is what astronauts eat
>>9470019That looks fun as fuck yo
>>9468740That is one classy lady.
>>9469143these seems really, really dangerous. It would be stupidly easy to get that thing sucked into your wind pipe.
>>9470610>>no glovesI'm not sure about this one. Doesn't it look like those blue gloves are bigger than they should be? There might be some safety gloves on underneath. Who knows?
>>9468740This is the only thing normally useless white women are good for.
>>9469618>No, you don't understand. The cuttlefish was -self aware- of the process and reaching out with its little arms like it was pleading. :(> In the wild, the weak or old cuttlefish get torn apart and eaten in pieces by other fish while still alive. The process could take up to 20 to 30 minutes before the cuttle fish dies.OMG!!! MOOOMMMYYYYYY!!!NATURE IS SCAWY!!!!!
>>9470958I think American liberals have sissified their country so much that even food is a scary concept to them now. lolPutin would be proud of how effective this vegan propaganda has turned 'mericans into sniveling bitches.
>>9470233calm down AhmedYou too will get to see a woman without a burqa one day, maybe
>>9470005I'm more concerned about the nondescript enchilada sauce.
>>9470233If your god tells women not to do things like this, then your religion is moribund and your people are moving towards extinction.
>>9470323Salt causes heart attacks is a false meme. Been known to be bullshit for close to 20 years now.
>>9471060So this is why islam is propagating, and west is falling? Really made me think.
>>9471023why not just use a blender
>>9471100But they're not shilling blenders, they're shilling shitty knives.
>>9471119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amJ-ev8Ial8[citation]Don't know why I bother, I don't really expect a random person on the internet to watch it instead of giving a kneejerk response.
>>9471063It increases blood pressure, though, which puts you at higher risk of heart attacks, baka.
>>9471133thanks for not being a faggot, anon. i will watch it.
>>9471133It looks real comfy digging in a large pile of salt.
>>9468580my muscles are cramping up looking at that
>>9468607You've never killed your own food, have you? Most animals' muscles keep twitching for a little while after they're dead. Life isn't an on/off switch. Think of it more like a dimmer switch, I guess.
>>9470019so THIS is the thing from the game of thrones intro
>>9469581>pours goeey cornfloury substance>uh oh>begins chopping pizza slice with bricklaying tool>mfw
>>9470575Since it's a Japanese game show, probably. They'd make you play the next round with a cactus up your butt or something.
>>9470638Gotta wonder if that was accidental or if the crab knew what it was doing (to an extent).
>>9469250>only one scoopThey're never going to make it
>>9470019>>9470027Why are people getting so flustered over a simple lamb gyro?
>>9471178What is this?
>>9471178The fuck? It's like Im watching Starship Troopers again.
>>9471338>simpleNow I want to see the complex ones.
>>9471349>>9471350It's a termite queen attempting to move but the surface of the paper towel isn't letting it
>>9469869i got diarrhea just from watching that
>>9471137So does sex, getting old, listening the the evening news and doing your taxes.
>>9469872There's zero way for anyone here to verify what you wrote, for all anyone knows you just made all those terms up
>>9469223a decade is 10 years, not 10 days.see >>9470518
>>9471383This is pretty basic bitch food but I'd eat it.
>>9470647>no pusher>Leg operated, under the table.The pusher would have one on it, he'd have another hand on another switch, and a foot on the pedal. Meaning 3 switches. Both hands and a foot each on a switch.>Not against regulations here.Glad I don't work there.>Dangerous and time consuming having it any lower.Working with 1 hand or no fingers is also time consuming. Guards exist for a reason.
>>9469608>>9470823If it makes you both feel better, maggots dont really do much to living human beings. Worst case scenario they'll just eat some dead skin cells. They do not like the taste of living matter. It's really interesting how medical professionals even use them to help restore rotting limbs.
Does anyone have the webm of the guy fucking a fish on the beach?
>>9468964Whats with these crazy coons?
>>9471023>>9471299>>9471100>>9471130You prep tons of garlic with a bench-mounted garlic press. There's no time to waste when you have a bucket of garlic to extrude. Just chuck in a whole bulb, pull the lever, and wa-la~! The place I worked at had a couple of them. They looked like an arbor press. You could do a 5-gallon bucket in like 20 mins once you got used to how it worked. I'd post a photo, but god damn, I can't find any online. There must be a special name for them other than, "bench-mounted garlic press".
>>9471416That might be the most retarded drinking technique ever.
>>9471427I always have this problem with eggs. Someone should invent a metal surface with edges that curve up that I can use to cook eggs and make sure they don't run off. Maybe even add a handle on it for easier control.
>>9471420I want to see that now. Was it like a potato chipper with a different cutting attachment?
>>9468651>dump salt onto fries>it all pours into one spot>immediately cover it with cheeseI feel sick every time I think about biting into that part.
>>9471456No, it was an extruder. Just like a normal garlic press, but bigger. It was like these two tools in one.
>>9471446That sounds fucking retarded.
>>9469263>crowd the pan, not even hot enough either>no color on the chicken by the time it's already cooked through>proceed to boil the shit in soy sauceSo overcooked
>>9471483Will he millennials get this reference?
>>9471479wew wew wew wew
>>9469340So in the movie, "Chef", with John Favereau, one thing always bugs me. The catalyst for him leaving his restaurant job and starting a food truck is a food critic who tears him apart over a mediocre meal. However in his review he claims Favereau's character wasn't brave enough to undercook the lava cake to give it the signature gooey texture. However, that is not how you make lava cake. While the chef addresses this point, I find it quite bizarre that a respected and experienced food critic would think that lava cake is just undercooked chocolate cake, or that anyone familiar with food would think undercooked cake could taste good.
>>9470686Not to mention that watch goes everywhere that guy does and it never gets washed I'm sure of that...
>>9469872What does any of that have to do with NZ?
>>9471498I think that was the point, that critics are full of shit because they aren't chefs.
>>9469869>50% enchilada sauce
>>9470019You made my cat attack the screen.
>>9469872O B S E S S E D
>>9471488Good question, but will the next generation get their shitty anime references?
>>9471427USE THE SPATULA AND STOP THE EGG YOU USELESS CUNT. PREHEAT YOUR FUCKING GRILL AND PANS TOO
>>9471428>takes up as much space in the bowl, meaning more milk for him and less for his asshole brotherseh, makes sense to me
>>9471528I get the point but it doesn't make sense in this instance. Most critics at least know the basics of cooking. I doubt even a retarded yelper would think a lava cake is just undercooked chocolate cake.
>>9471338>Gyro>>9469843>Especially if you're a boner>>9471427>It just slides off and he barely reacts
>>9471428It's so fucking cute doe
>>9470966You know these pathetic ninnies will gobble up lab grown meat exported from China
>>9471023So you're supposed to remove that thing in the middle of each clove? I've never done that.
>>9471416They've been watching too much jack
>>9471731Wonder if they do that in garlic paste n stuff.. looks flowery to me. Will do it from now on
>>9470333fuck off idiot
>>9471463I take it you've never eaten Tuscan food then
>>9471178Make sure it doesn't roll on your Pikmin
>>9469869Mexican food is truly disgusting.
>>9471446You're ahead of your time anon.
>>9471416>feeding wild animals
>>9471479>that jacknique tongue
>>9469266Was about to say the same, this shit only scares ppl
>>9470638probably accidental but still cool.
>>9468580>Are you chad enough for 2 sticks, anon?
>>9471479I used to buy that shit all the time in Walmart. He's eating raw chorizo. Thats ghetto ass chorizo too, made out of lymph nodes and tongues n shit.
>>9471572i mean if you're looking at the jg recipe yes that is precisely what it is