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I just can't stop thinking about a big breakfast
YOu know, like the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity™ from IHOP®!

Or, just maybe, I'll have IHOP's® new and famous Breakfast Sushi™! It's a thin layer of crepe, and eggs, bacon, and raw salmon inside a delicious deep fried crust! Or, how about, I feast on IHOP's fantastic new delight: PANCAKE SHOES! Put 'em on your feet, then eat 'em as a treat! Wait, no, I'm gonna have the SAUSAGE GOGGLES! They're two mild sausage patties connected with links that make a fashionable breakfast for any cool cat, hep chick, or foxy momma! I can't forget about the endless syrup fountains either! 15 flavors of syrup on demand from anyone of these delicious geysers! But, that's only the beginning of the delicious maple fun, because of those fountains are fed directly from the syrup used in our most recent MEAL/EXPERIENCE: THE SYRUP SAUNA
Take a relaxing bath in our boiling hot syrup baths! And, don't forget about your "personal" massage from the one and only Mr. Pancakes™! The new face of IHOP is a lot of pancakes as a man!

I don't know about you, but it's starting to sound like an IHOP-tastic® morning to me

>> No.9463174

Is there any way to fix it in a way to avoid drama because I don't trust you I'm still in my bathroom for months probably isn't going to bother fixing that you if g s bit of s o n rex is too big to do with a celebrity that and not even talking about an hour y thank you

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Don't derail my thread!

>> No.9463277

Is there a Mrs. Pancakes? Or are you open to homosexual relations, because your enthusiasm makes me really horny.

>> No.9463325
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Sorry, I'm in a happy, loving relationship!

>> No.9464200

I could honestly see this being a shill that is so adept at shitposting they are hiding in plain sight.

It's become so difficult to tell.

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get your plebby ass shit outta here

>> No.9464218

My favorite IHOP dish is the crack I buy from the waiters

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