/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9462904]

What can I do with a banana

[Anonymous No.9462906]

contact the amazing atheist

[Anonymous No.9462907]

>>9462904
stick in it ass

[Anonymous No.9462930]

>>9462904
Its a basic catalyst if you're considering getting into Bananomancy.

[Anonymous No.9462932]

Become an atheist

[Anonymous No.9463047]

>>9462930
Bananamancy changed my life man.

[Anonymous No.9463195]

Oatmeal

[Anonymous No.9463741]

>>9462904
Do you like bananas?

[Anonymous No.9463761]

Throw that disgusting shit in the trash.

[Anonymous No.9463769]

>>9462904
What I like to do is take it out behind my house and throw it like a boomerang.

[Anonymous No.9463785]

Pisang Goreng

[Anonymous No.9463792]

I guess you can eat it

[VaporwaveQueen No.9463953]

>Cut the banana up and freeze it

>Later, pour a cup of almond milk into a blender
>Add frozen banana
>A scoop or two of peanut butter
>Splenda
>Little bit of vanilla extract and cinammon

Low fat ice cream

[Anonymous No.9466194]

When I was a kid, I read something that I've never forgotten on the back of a cereal box:

"Help Mom make frozen banana treats by wrapping peeled bananas in foil and then putting them in the freezer!"

Guess what? It's good! Been doing it all my life.

[Anonymous No.9466204]

>>9463953
>almond milk
>splenda

Why don't you just save the banana for practicing your deepthroating, faggot

[Anonymous No.9466260]

>>9462904
Hey TJ

[Anonymous No.9466262]

>>9466260
TJ Lazer

[Anonymous No.9466267]

Impregnate a minion

[Anonymous No.9466276]

>>9462904
Banana bread.

[Anonymous No.9466285]

Slice it, stick the slices in a pan with some butter, two minutes or so per side, then stick some honey and cinnamon on top. You can also stick it in your butt, I don't care.

[Anonymous No.9466304]

>>9463953
how do i milk my almonds

[Anonymous No.9466306]

>>9466304
Caress them in a circular motion

[Anonymous No.9466312]

>>9466285
It probably wouldn't hit my prostate hard enough/break

[Anonymous No.9466320]

>>9462904
save it my friend it's all yours!

[Anonymous No.9466447]

Peel off a ripe banana
Cut it in two lengthwise
Brown both sides in a pan on high heat with butter
At some point (at the beginning or half cooking time depending on how you want it to caramelize) drizzle brown sugar over it
Then pour some rum over it to deglaze the caramel
If the pan is hot enough it should burst into flames, but if it doesn't just light it up with a match/lighter or your gas stove
Let the flames die (or not, if you want to keep some of the alcohol in there) and serve.

[Anonymous No.9466462]

>>9466447
Tip: also instead of flaming it with rum, you can put some more sugar, add a pinch of salt, deglaze with milk and let it reduce to butter caramel.

[Anonymous No.9466496]

>>9466462
Add cinnamon and nutmeg

[Anonymous No.9466513]

>>9466496
Oh yeah. I think Tonka bean would work well too

[Anonymous No.9466561]

>>9462907
How OP couldn't think of this himself is beyond me, being a faggot and all.

[Anonymous No.9466563]

>>9463953
Need to try this.

[Anonymous No.9466685]

>>9462907
I'm disappointed that this was close but not the first post.

[Anonymous No.9467331]

[Anonymous No.9467334]

>>9462904
rollin for stick in ass

[Anonymous No.9467337]

>>9466194
But what difference does wrapping them in foil before freezing make?

[Anonymous No.9467354]

>>9467337
I'd say it helps freeze quicker ? like wrapping a damp paper towel around your beer in the fridge, transfers heat quicker ?

[Anonymous No.9467397]

BECOME THE SECOND JESUS

[Anonymous No.9467518]

>>9462904
Use the banana peel and use it to jerk off

[Anonymous No.9467520]

>>9462904
throw at black people

[Anonymous No.9467522]

>>9467518
Banana Shark 2, the revenge

[Anonymous No.9467550]

The banana ice cream is surprisingly delicious. No need for faggot ingredients though.
Cut in slices, freeze, blend with vanilla, bit of cream and sugar if you need it extra sweet.

You can also blend the frozen bits with milk. Add some honey and cinnamon for a very delivious milk shake.

if they are very ripe, make banana bread.

Cut up and top with melted chocolate.

Cut in half and brown in pan. Eat with whipped cream.

putt into muesli with oats and joghurt.

Leave peel on, slice open one side, place chocolate inside, wrap in tin foil, throw in burning down fire, grill or oven. Eat out of the peel with a spoon. Pic relatef

Stick on skewer, turn in molten chocolate, drizzle with nuts (chopped peanuts, pistachios, and so on) or sprinkles, freeze.

[Anonymous No.9467552]

>>9462907
ded mem

[Anonymous No.9467559]

>>9467337
maybe because it is more difficult to peel after freezing that is why you peel them and you use the foil to cover them afterwards.

[Anonymous No.9467563]

>>9467550
Pic also related. Thank me later

[Anonymous No.9467571]

>>9462904
banana cake. the taste of that when taking it with milk is God's gift to humanity.

[Anonymous No.9467597]

>>9462904
fry it and serve with dark chocolate fondue

[Anonymous No.9467605]

>>9462904
Practice giving head on it until it turns into a gooey mush which you can then use as lube to beat off.

[Anonymous No.9467608]

You can freeze it and make some pure banana ice cream. You can add choccy syrup and/or nuts to top it off. Also add any seasoning like cinnamon for taste

[Anonymous No.9468024]

overripe banana, mash it up, mix with honey, freeze. ice cream substitute. peanut butter can go in too. havent tried vanilla, bet thats good as well.

[Anonymous No.9468083]

>>9462904
make it straight again

[Anonymous No.9468097]

>>9462904
Slice, cover in tempura flour, fry on high heat, drizzle with honey

[Anonymous No.9468100]

>>9466304
grasp the nipple firmly and squeeze

[Anonymous No.9468121]

>get banana
>peel and remove fruit
>discard fruit
>insert peel into tube just slightly larger than wang e.g. toilet paper tube
>microwave ~20 seconds
>stick finger in
>ouch hot as fuck
>wait
>insert wurst
>fuck shit out of it