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New edition

>> No.9459643

Why post here? Just make a /ck/ thread on /wsg/

>> No.9459648

>>9459643
Why don't you suck a fart out of my ass?

>> No.9459658
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>>9459625
Post gifs too, these shitty web bums don't work in Safari

>> No.9459819

>>9459625
>Putting the egg in at the same time as sausages and mushrooms

Mushrooms and meat. Wait a minute. Beans, hash browns, and tomatoes. Egg 1 minute before everything is done.

>> No.9459879

>a specially compartmentalized brekky pan

Why not just eat it out of the skillet at that point instead of dirtying a place?

>> No.9460070

>>9459658
Sucked in dickhead, maybe you shouldn't of bought a mac since you're too fucking stupid to simply just download a new browser

>> No.9460080

>>9459625

>not cooking everything in the bacon and sausage fat

Yeah, no fuck this gay ass shit. This infuriates me as much as the cunts that drain their ground meat because "muh grease"

>> No.9460083
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>>9459658

Imagine being this huge of a faggot

>> No.9460103

>>9459625
Cooking for autists who "can't have their food touch"

>> No.9460232
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>> No.9460238
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>>9460232
God she's cute, I want a wife like her that I can eat retarded amounts of food with

>> No.9460239

>>9460070
Shouldn't have.

>> No.9460243
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>> No.9460245

>>9460238
cept she wont get fat but you will get fatter. hit the gym fattie

>> No.9460246
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>> No.9460247
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>>9460232
That's a big bowl

>> No.9460252

>>9460243
That's a weird oven. It doesn't look like you could even fit a chicken in that.

>> No.9460253

>>9459658
Kill yourself today.

>> No.9460254
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>> No.9460255

>>9460245
I won't eat as much as her as often then, only occasionally, simple

>> No.9460276

>>9460255
hit the gym fattie

>> No.9460284

>>9459658
I don't know fuck all about apple or it's OS but is this uniform on all it's Hardware? Webm is open source so it makes sense that such a "nigga" bling bling company wouldn't allow popular free software from operating on it's platform.

Also cut of ones Penis, insert into oral cavity and neck oneself hence forth.

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>> No.9460292

>>9459648
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.9460296

>>9460276
No, I'm already thin enough, I mountain bike a lot, gyms are for fags

>> No.9460303

>>9460252
That's the top oven/grill you fucking retard

>> No.9460306
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9460306

>>9460247
for you

>> No.9460312

>>9460303
Judging by the door it's still a very shallow oven. Retard.

>> No.9460314

>>9460252
Weird looking dude too

>> No.9460337

>>9460247
the two bald guys look like faggots anyway

>> No.9460362

>>9460312
I guess your right then even though the perspective is misleading. Well done, there would'nt be any way of removing a shelf from the main oven to fit in a bird measuring 150mm high.

I stand fucking corrected

>> No.9460375

>>9460232
>>9460246
>>9460247
>>9460254
>>9460290

Never seen these posted before, make sure you post them again in future.

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>> No.9460497

>>9460362
>I stand fucking corrected
Indeed

>> No.9460503

>>9459625

Everybody makes fun of brits for the beans, but the fried whole tomatoes are the worst breakfast item ever. Little flavorless napalm balls.

>> No.9460530

>>9460503
Tomatoes are not very good to begin with but I agree that tiny sweaty overly sweet ones like that are awful.

>> No.9460531

>>9459625
>that cock fucking the egg yolk at the end

God damn

>> No.9460547

>>9460503
Literal 10/10 post. Couldn't agree more.

>> No.9460553

>>9460243
Is that a girl (male)?

>> No.9460556

>>9460503
The only good contribution they've ever made is having mushrooms with breakfast. Sauteed in leftover bacon fat makes them the best side.

>> No.9460590

>>9460503
should've just sliced em in half then sauteed them cut side down. would've made it so much better

>> No.9460596
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Is this food?

>> No.9460601

>>9460596
Technically.
Is this good food?

>> No.9460606

>>9459658
>using obsolete software
Even with windows xp I can watch webm

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>>9460703

>> No.9460739

>>9460232
Why didn't she put the egg on it sooner?

>> No.9460751
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>>9460614
>>9460703

>> No.9460757

>>9460375
>passive aggression
you're either a woman or a fag
sad!

>> No.9460765

>>9460290
how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.9460787

>>9460614
if you ever get the urge to move to california, watch this video

>> No.9460800

>>9460765
He doesn't, he lives in there.

>> No.9460805

>>9459625
>gross oily tomatoes
>over cooked egg

>> No.9460897
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>>9459625
That is fucking terrible. You make that food in a certain order using the bacon grease to cook the rest. Also, everything is severely underdone. Have fun cleaning that shit with those tarded patterns in the bottom and sharp inner corners.

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>>9460290
obligatory

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>>9460290
can you imagine the amount of food born illness in that disgusting shack

>> No.9461281

>>9460290
I love this man

>> No.9461349
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>> No.9461355

>>9460897
God I'd rather kill myself than work in a factory like this

>> No.9461362

>>9461349
>using a bandsaw with a watch on
This just proves that this guy is a memelord faggot who has NO idea what the fuck he is doing.

>> No.9461366

>>9460485
How anti-climactic.
I want my money back.

>> No.9461370
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>>9461349
God this guy is such a faggot

>> No.9461380

>>9460243
I want to munch on her pie if you know what I mean

>> No.9461420

>>9460614
>bake for 7-8 minutes

lol what the fuck

>> No.9461442
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its supposed to be an old fashioned

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>>9461442

>> No.9461459

>>9461442
mmmm. nothing like a glass of bourbon after a hard day at work.

>> No.9461470
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>>9461442

>> No.9461477

>>9461442
>two shots

>> No.9461479

>>9461446
She is drunk?

>> No.9461493 [DELETED] 

>>9461487
JaNee, prounounced, 'Jah-Ney'
Poor girl. She never stood a chance.

>> No.9461494

>>9461459
look if i went to a bar and a bartender gave me an entire glass of whiskey instead of 3oz's id probably be ok with it.

>>9461470
one of my favourites, always reminds me of it.

>>9461479
nah, just useless. I like how they make a youtube channel around mixed drinks but dont have any of the gear.

a fuckin wooden spoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWeVRxR1qek

>> No.9461499

>>9461494
>JaNee, prounounced, 'Jah-Ney'
Poor girl. She never stood a chance.

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>>9461007

>> No.9461523

>>9460787
Only the hipsters do this in Cali, everybody else thinks avocados are overrated

>> No.9461575

>>9460232
link to video of her shitting out a huge log?

>> No.9461579
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>>9461494
>a fuckin wooden spoon
You aren't suggesting someone buy a unitasker, are you anon?

>> No.9461604

>>9461349
is he fucking method acting?

>> No.9461615

>>9460290
What does chad shack egg sandwich taste like?

>> No.9461618

>>9461579
if its there job then yes.

>> No.9461650

>>9461618
That would suck if your job was to buy unitaskers.

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>> No.9461786

>>9461784
>why.jpg

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>> No.9461790
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>>9461786
Why not?

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>> No.9461801 [DELETED] 

>>9461362
of course
he is a nigger

>> No.9461865

>>9460290
besides the egg cartons there is absolutely nothing interesting about this and it makes me upset that some stupid millennial kids on vacation took this video because they thought it was impressive because they'd never even seen anyone cook before

>> No.9461872

>>9461470
slavic heritage

>> No.9461883

>>9461516
holy shit real life comparison of chad and virgin

>> No.9461890
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>>9460596
STOOOOOOOOPPP! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

>> No.9461914

>>9460614
I left after "Avocado is a healthier substitute for CHEESE"

What happens?

>> No.9461917

>>9461890
whhat about tendies and bbq sauce flavored icecream

>> No.9461928

>>9461914
They add cheese

>> No.9461937

>>9461784
>>9461787
>>9461790
>>9461794
This was interesting exactly once. Now I never want to see it again. Pancakes for fags, lets just put this behind us. But I sense five million reposts coming, as you fucking idiots save these things. Please, do not save them, do not repost them.

>> No.9461948

>>9460290

What's that thing the poojet in the pink shirt keep fisting into his mouth?

>> No.9461957

>>9460247
>The dumb looking faggot who raises his arms even though nothing even touched him

Dipshit.

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>>9461937
Get a life

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>>9461784
>>9461787
>>9461790
>>9461794
>>9461937
>>9461961

>> No.9462184

>>9461579
I wish that faggot would get out of the closet, then he'd have an excuse for being so high and mighty.

>> No.9462204

>>9461937
>everyone on this board is here to entertain me and me alone

>> No.9462230
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>>9461937
If you dislike webm threads then feel free not to participate. There might be other threads that may peak your interest. Or you can fuck off to reddit.

>> No.9462236

>>9462230
I have no clue how that would taste. I wonder if I could get past the smell

>> No.9462239

>>9460243
holy fucking shit nightmares

>> No.9462244

>>9462230
>fills it to the brim and spills it
Why?

>> No.9462270

>>9461446
Is that supposed to be an Old Fashioned?

>> No.9462282

>>9460254
That's a big honeycomb

>> No.9462286

>>9462282
for you

>> No.9462315

>>9461380
i want to put my penis in her vagina if you know what i mean

>> No.9462359
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>>9461937
So it's fine as long as they're not reposts?

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>>9460703
>hot dog with whipped cream
>dunking in coffee

>> No.9462395

>>9461349
i need to punch this guy in the face

>> No.9462413

>>9461523
>hipsters are now too hipster for avocado

>> No.9462416

>>9462395
>>9461604
>>9461370
>>9461362
2chad4u

>> No.9462418

>>9461446
this is like a cocktail show set in a sorority house 4 hours into a night that's already started

>> No.9462421

>>9462183
w8 but he's not complaining about pancakes he's just posting em

it's the opposite of your image

>> No.9462489

>>9461442
>>9461446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWeVRxR1qek

>> No.9462522

>>9461516
Ok, I've seen the first one like a bazillion times, but never seen this one.

That look he gives right at the end is fucking epic too. It's like "ugh, the fuckhead with the camera again .. not even worth wasting energy getting annoyed with".

>> No.9462611

>>9460375
yes sir

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>>9460596

>> No.9462773

>>9461948
Hard boiled eggs

>> No.9462804

>>9459625
Am i the only one that thinks the canned tomato sauce for baked beans is revolting? Why doesn't anyone ever make their own?

>> No.9462815

>>9461349
>those seasoning tekkers at the end

elite

>> No.9462834

>>9462282
That's actually a tiny honeycomb. Proper ones are about 15" x 8" X 2". That one's only a 2" cylinder 6 inches long.

Would be a nifty way to sell them at a fair or something though. $12 for one corndog-sized honeycomb.

>> No.9462886

>>9461865
From the looks of the original channel, it's just filmed by some Indian dude. He's got dozens of other videos of random slums and street stalls that all have about 60 views. For some reason that egg one has 10 million.

>> No.9462894

>>9460614
this looks good as heck

>> No.9462931
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>>9460614
>melt 1/2 tsp coconut oil
>melt

>> No.9462948

>>9462230
Fucking millenials

>> No.9462957

>>9459625
>boiling baked beans

Way to impair the flavor

>> No.9462958

>>9462315
>i want to put my penis in her vagina if you know what i mean

What did he mean by this?

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>>9462931
all the things you could point out, and you choose something that is perfectly reasonable. coconut oil solidifies, you dip.

>> No.9462995

>>9462979
If it's solid then it's not oil.

>> No.9463010

>>9462995
Thank God, Captain Obvious is here!

Now explain LPG.

>> No.9463013

>>9462979
The oil was liquid before it was put in the pan you fag

>> No.9463028

>>9459658
Download VLC you stupid faggot

>> No.9463038

>>9460232
I bet she looks pregnant after eating all that

>> No.9463051

>>9462230
>>9461470
>>9461349
>>9460596
>>9460254
Who's the autist that crops these videos to square format?

>> No.9463072

>>9461937
What's wrong with them?

>> No.9463074

>>9463051
I'm the saltbae vid: it's from Instagram and videos on there are automatically square

>> No.9463089

>>9462230
I heard an interview on NPR with the baristas as the coffee shop that started this. They did it as a joke, but it became one of their best selling items for a few weeks. One guy couldn't stop laughing through the whole interview.

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>>9462230

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>>9460596
>found out theres an entire youtube channel with this kind of "ice cream" making shit

>> No.9463128

>>9460614
Fuck the haters, I'd happily eat that.
I'd also happily eat regular baked mac and cheese, but then, I'm not a cuckshlomo who's afraid of trying unusual foods or eating a little fatty foods. People who shun trying new food combinations and flavors are the worst kind of people.

>> No.9463142

>>9461349
>wearing a watch and sunglasses while cooking and using heavy equipment.

What a faglord. And, he doesn't even get a sear on the fat. Idiot.

>> No.9463148

>>9460614
no idea why /ck/ autists get so butthurt over this video. Looks pretty good.

>> No.9463154

>>9460614
looks good, prob gonna try this

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>>9463142
>sear the fat
Retard.

>> No.9463164

>>9460246
Laugh what you want, but he's got the blonde.

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>>9460614
This one has been posted at least a hundred times and it just keeps getting the same fucking responses as if it was posted the first time...

>> No.9463190

>>9463187
Welcome to 4chan.

>> No.9463192

>>9463182
Looks very efficient.

>> No.9463205

>>9463010
You know what he meant you daft bastard, don't be obnoxious.

>> No.9463207

>>9463182
Man those are some anemic as fuck chickens.

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>> No.9463233

>>9460243
is she being hold at gunpoint?

>> No.9463235

>>9463208
Alright stopped after a few seconds. What happens?

>> No.9463239

>>9460232
Anyone got her eating a metric ton of bread?

She's a fucking black hole

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>> No.9463243

>>9463208
WTF IS THAT?!?!?!?!?

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>>9460703
>punmpkin spice hot dog

i dunno about this man

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>> No.9463266

>>9460703
I think I saw something like this on nostalgia critic

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>> No.9463273

>>9463241

That is either the ranchiest episode of nigella yet or the start of one of the most high class porns ever. I remain undecided.

>> No.9463274

>>9460614
But they put cheese on it anyway...?

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>> No.9463276

>>9463173
I hope he cleans after

>> No.9463286

>>9460243
that's a trap.

>> No.9463287

>>9463276
He's black though

>> No.9463288

>>9463208
>>9463243
Probably just some gauze used to fill out an infected cavity.

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>> No.9463296
File: 1.06 MB, 360x360, orangejuicewut.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463296

>>9463275
I need to see that cutting in slowmo.

>> No.9463318

>>9463173
I bet his grandma beat his ass after she saw that.

>> No.9463329

>>9463247
What in the fucking fuck
This webm makes me so mad
Fucking hell man what is this shit

>> No.9463334

>>9463263
>sticking his finger in his nose/mouth at around the 9 second mark
Disgusting sub human filth

>> No.9463347

>>9460721
kek I saw the thumbnail and thought it was Kramer

>> No.9463359

>>9462489
Bitters is so potent, you don't even have to use it!

>> No.9463364
File: 2.85 MB, 480x360, Suicide shot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463364

>> No.9463370

>>9462315
Come again?

>> No.9463371

>>9463207
you don't need to waste food to build muscle mass if you don't intend to slaughter them.

>> No.9463372
File: 2.97 MB, 726x408, Exhaling Is For Pussies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463372

>>9463364
the previous generation was hardcore

>> No.9463373

>>9463155
Yeah, because you obviously know SO much about cooking, dumbfuck.

>> No.9463381

>>9463173
>wasting food like a retard for meme purposes

>> No.9463386

>>9463164
get your eyes checked
and any white woman who hangs out with a nigger isn't human anyways

>> No.9463420

>>9463386
>get your eyes checked
Got them checked, it's still a blonde.

>> No.9463423
File: 40 KB, 638x610, 1480076979739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463423

>>9460703

>> No.9463426
File: 1.22 MB, 640x360, Mochi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463426

>> No.9463427

>>9461279
t. virgin bench

>> No.9463448
File: 2.42 MB, 640x480, Ultrasonic Cutting.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463448

>> No.9463450

>>9463372
This is like fast lane to lung cancer?

>> No.9463454

>>9463208
y tho

>> No.9463460
File: 2.10 MB, 720x720, biscuit_pizza_balls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463460

>> No.9463467

>>9459625
>That cheeky, drawn-out yolk poke.

But why?

>> No.9463472

>>9463448
source? this is pretty cool

>> No.9463497

>>9463448

what the fuck does this have to do with the concept of ultrasonic

>> No.9463511

>>9463497
It vibrates.

>> No.9463517 [DELETED] 
File: 2.98 MB, 320x240, Health at every size.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463517

>> No.9463519

>>9463467

Best way to eat a full english.

>> No.9463531

>>9463263
This is pretty sad. You can tell he's trying to be cool and hip, he's thinking to himself "I'm gonna be the next Salt Bae on the internet!". But he just looks like he has Parkinson's Disease instead.

>> No.9463534

>>9463460
i made those after finding this webm
fucking
amazing

>> No.9463536
File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, icecream trolling.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463536

>> No.9463539

>>9463364
Lieutenant Data has fallen on some hard times.

>> No.9463542

>>9463536
TURK ROACHES OUT

>> No.9463543
File: 166 KB, 640x344, metal_gear_solid_rising_revengeance-e1358294127729.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463543

>>9463497

>> No.9463544
File: 802 KB, 1280x720, alpha jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463544

>>9460375
Some of us actually haven't, dickhole

>> No.9463550

>>9463460
Why does everything in these style of webms have to be "pull apart"? What is the fascination?

>> No.9463551

>>9463544
>admit to being a newfag
>post Jack despite him being a bannable offence

We can tell

>> No.9463555

>>9463551
>We
speak for yourself "oldfag"

>> No.9463559

>>9460232
>>9460238

All these mukbang broads are bulimic.

>> No.9463564

>>9460247

Waitress did this on purpose.

>> No.9463574
File: 2.72 MB, 854x480, Fast food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463574

>> No.9463576

>>9463263
can't tell if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.9463578

>>9463372
Cause I guess letting the tar collect in your lungs gets you higher?

>> No.9463579

>>9463268
Magic coffee.

>> No.9463581
File: 10 KB, 299x293, 1327206715091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463581

>>9463578
>weed
>tar

>> No.9463585

>>9460703
Someone needs to pay for this. Dearly.

>> No.9463586

>>9463574
>juggling a machete in a food cart

nah senpai

>> No.9463589

>>9463581

Marijuana has significantly denser resins than tobacco. Habitually breathing in any type of smoke is bad. A FEW chemical compounds in Marijuana are medically beneficial like CBD and Cannabanoids.

>> No.9463606
File: 16 KB, 480x388, 1500931173151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463606

>>9463263
>pancake
those are crepes you fucking tool

>> No.9463611
File: 1.87 MB, 400x400, Margherita.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463611

>>9463606

>> No.9463617

>>9463606
Crepe is the french word for "really thin pancake"

>> No.9463627

>>9463517
I thought it was a burnt croissant.

>> No.9463630

>>9462270
Based on garnish, I think so.. they're not typically served in a large glass like that tho.

Woman seems like a retard.

>> No.9463647

>>9460614
>that scratched teflon pan

>> No.9463651
File: 2.93 MB, 500x280, asian girl eating kfc.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463651

>>9460232
I've never wanted my penis inside another human being's face more

>> No.9463655

>>9463611
>tomato juice

Don't understood this meme

>> No.9463662
File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, baumkuchen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463662

>> No.9463664

>>9463655
Grilled cheese is commonly served with tomato soup. What's their to understand?

>> No.9463668

>>9463662
Im not sure I'm ok with this

>> No.9463673

>>9461442
>>9461446
What's more triggering is the fact she's using fucking Beam for an old fashioned.
She's cute as hell tho

>> No.9463677
File: 2.67 MB, 480x360, apple prep.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463677

>> No.9463684
File: 2.05 MB, 640x360, lady's leg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463684

>> No.9463692
File: 2.94 MB, 800x450, steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463692

>> No.9463693
File: 102 KB, 771x900, 1471539472459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463693

>>9463233
>she

>> No.9463696
File: 2.32 MB, 480x360, teh tarik.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463696

>> No.9463709

>>9460284
webm is also a google fronted project, so yeah apple won't touch it

>> No.9463719
File: 1.69 MB, 480x360, boule maker.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463719

>> No.9463742

>>9463292
the sound design is half the enjoyment of the video, shit webm

>> No.9463744

>>9463559
Actually her stomach just doesn't digest food normally when she eats retarded amounts, if she eats normally her stomach will work normally though

>> No.9463750
File: 2.08 MB, 796x720, frankenegg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463750

>> No.9463753

>>9463364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQqx6x5IgRU

>> No.9463754
File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, 1485587492945.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463754

>> No.9463756
File: 2.31 MB, 960x540, Gaybashing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463756

>>9463742

>> No.9463757

>>9463753
meant for
>>9463372

>> No.9463767
File: 117 KB, 444x440, 1374796030634.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463767

>>9463750

>> No.9463772

>>9463750
>>9463750
>Namek Salt

three wishes?

>> No.9463776

>>9463551
Since when was it bannable to Jackpost?

>> No.9463782
File: 2.92 MB, 608x568, Chips n Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463782

>>9463776
since always

>> No.9463793
File: 8 KB, 261x182, 1505791130094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463793

>>9459625
>baked beans for breakfast

fuck this makes me so mad. only brit niggers do this shit.

>> No.9463800
File: 171 KB, 800x603, full-english-breakfast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463800

>>9463793

>> No.9463803
File: 902 KB, 1936x1936, Full English.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463803

>>9463800

>> No.9463804

>>9463800
Lose the beans and blood pudding and this is breakfast is the tops.

>> No.9463805
File: 119 KB, 640x640, Full English 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463805

>>9463803

>> No.9463807
File: 401 KB, 1600x1348, Full English 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463807

>>9463805

>> No.9463811

>>9462230
is that a penis?

>> No.9463812
File: 25 KB, 320x320, Full English Chebs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463812

>>9463807

>> No.9463813

>>9463800
>>9463803
>>9463805
>>9463807
Can the angry brit please stop posting off topic?

>> No.9463814
File: 183 KB, 900x1600, Full English Munchy Box.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463814

>>9463812

>> No.9463816

posting english breakfast should be a bannable offense.

>> No.9463817
File: 100 KB, 960x720, JF Breakfast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463817

>>9463814
>>9463813

>> No.9463822

>>9463793
Why?

>> No.9463827

>>9463241
was expecting her to get slapped in the face.

>> No.9463829

>>9463812
I'll have dem titties, the food looks meh

>> No.9463830
File: 1.30 MB, 320x213, 1461882308238.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463830

>>9460703
Fucking vile.

>> No.9463860

>>9463822
because, for one it doesn't contain the necessary nutrients to give you energy at the beginning of the day like eggs bacon and toast etc. and two, beans are salty as fuck, who'd want to eat that when their mouth is all dry and shit in the morning?. it just doesn't make sense.

>> No.9463876

>>9463782
hhnnnggg

>> No.9463877

>>9463860
They're not salty really though? Maybe the ones we get in the can here are different to what you're thinking of. The nutrition thing doesn't seem to make sense either, it's just a bunch of carbs like toast, plus some tomato.

>> No.9463891

>>9461928
that's the best part of the entire clip

>> No.9463902

>>9460703
>>9460721
>>9460751
>>9462393
>>9463423
i haven't laughed like this in a while

>> No.9463922

>>9463750
Not gonna lie, that's genuinely impressive.

>> No.9463923

>>9463877
>you're wrong for not wanting horrible gas during the work day

>> No.9463924

>>9461446
Is spilling part of her plan?

>> No.9463925

>>9463922
It's impressive looking, probably tastes like ass.

>> No.9463926
File: 116 KB, 555x800, decantering-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463926

>>9463696

>> No.9463927

>>9463816
posting anything should be a bannable offense

>> No.9463929

>>9459625
testing

>> No.9463940

>>9459658
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>> No.9463950

>>9460596
why do you need to put these nuggets ON TOP OF IT FOR WHAT FUCKING REAON

>> No.9463952

>>9463950
AESTHETIC

>> No.9463963

>>9462359
>>9462364
>>9462368
>>9462376
>>9462380
>>9462382
Yeah we get it

>> No.9463965

>>9460247

For Chew

>> No.9463966

>>9463173
I guess he meant that to be funny

>> No.9463972

>>9460703

this is a parody video right? They're making fun of all those retarded facebook cooking videos. Right?

>> No.9463973

>>9463668
if you eat it once you will be for sure.

>>9463719
i wonder what the ROI is on automating the task.

>>9463750
why do these vegan faggots always try to simulate a certain dish while it can never ever even remotely be the same as the original. just fucking eat your tofu and stop pretending its a fucking egg you dipshits

>>9463782
let me guess, that's american breakfast?

>> No.9463982

>>9463744
your digestive system only has so many resources on hand to digest a certain amount of food at a time. So if you consumed a retarded amount of food in one sitting, chances are most of it won't get absorbed, which is probably what you're describing.

Also, I saw this video where a doctor concluded that her stomach can expand several times more than normal due to a genetic anomaly.

>> No.9463992
File: 165 KB, 724x800, BadCoop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9463992

>>9463173

>all that garmonbozia

>> No.9463994

>>9463677
no apple left

>> No.9463999

>>9463719
That's such a large machine for such a simple task.

>> No.9464003

>>9463999
Miniaturization is a difficult and often expensive process.

>> No.9464024
File: 49 KB, 600x600, 1492826650549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9464024

>>9463963
>getting this assmad

>> No.9464031

>>9463241
>beastiality
MODS

>> No.9464034

>>9461349
>bandsaw
>no PPE
>wearing a watch
>no hair net
>no sanitary gloves

He'd be so fucking fired if he worked in this area and most likely fined to hell and back.

>> No.9464046

>>9463187
>>9463190
What was that one sandwich that was reposted all the time? Like literally the entire thread was reposted with the exact same replies for fucking months. I think I've blocked most of it from my memory.

>> No.9464048
File: 195 KB, 500x334, 75743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9464048

>>9463275
so that's how they make those nets for fruit

>> No.9464059

>>9463460
I've been making these since the 1980s, but I load t hem up with peppers, cheese, and lots of pepperoni.

>> No.9464073

>>9461362
>>9464034
I understand all the other shit but why can't you wear a watch?

>> No.9464079

>>9463668
It is a cake with the entire thing caramelized INSIDE. They are fucking awesome.

>> No.9464081

>>9464073
It's an extra protrusion that can get caught on something and pull you in. The first lesson you learn in shop class or any job that works with heavy machinery like that is "No jewelry, no loose clothing, no long hair that isn't tied back".

>> No.9464082

>>9463754
my god pizza is not gourmet it's a cheap face stuffer

>> No.9464087

>>9464081
Oh okay. That makes sense.

>> No.9464089
File: 118 KB, 960x960, 11695536_10155737559000034_3758144818215334632_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9464089

>>9463812
>25 KB, 320x320

>> No.9464091
File: 2.84 MB, 480x270, Bartender's magazine - Takumi watanabe 【Rum Martinez】.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9464091

>> No.9464092

>>9459658
http://get.videolan.org/vlc/2.2.6/macosx/VLC-webplugin-2.2.6.dmg
srsly

>> No.9464095
File: 137 KB, 500x487, thot-be-gone-18008927.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9464095

>>9464089
>breast tattoo

>> No.9464096

>>9464092
>>9463028
>VLC

I take it MPC-HC+K-Lite doesn't work on whatever shit OS he uses?

>> No.9464102

>>9464095
It's henna.

Looks like some other henna were there and faded too.

>> No.9464112

>>9464102
Temporary or not, point still stands. Also those are just varicose veins from her disgusting cow udders.

>> No.9464117

>>9464112
>varicose veins

That's not what varicose veins looks like, anon.

>> No.9464141
File: 1.28 MB, 800x800, 1503475997775.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9464141

>> No.9464163

>>9464141
Now that's a pizza.

>> No.9464176

>>9464141
I don't care what anyone says about chicago pizza that shit looks like it would be delicious as fuck.

>> No.9464284
File: 2.91 MB, 456x574, Why we need a wall.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9464284

>> No.9464290

>>9464141
this is a worksafe board, anon...

>> No.9464327

>>9464096
Unix?

>> No.9464461

>>9461470
ah yes, the my uncle touched me as child special

>> No.9464580

>>9464327
Yeah, that's a shit OS.

>> No.9464597

>>9461787
He has one of best 2hu. Nice.

>> No.9465019
File: 327 KB, 1280x720, KillMe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9465019

>>9460703

>> No.9465038
File: 155 KB, 300x288, 1477230400315.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9465038

>>9464284

How do I even eat this shit

>> No.9465060
File: 945 KB, 1280x720, euphoria.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9465060

>>9463782
Nope

>> No.9465080

>>9459658
Nice bait tho you made me reply

>> No.9465088

>>9463247
>Cucumber
>Cold corn tortilla
>Hacked ham

What in the actual fuck is this shit?

>> No.9465152

>>9463574
MORTAL KOMBAT!

>> No.9465159

>>9463662
WTF is that?

>> No.9465220
File: 2.96 MB, 700x392, Taiwan Street Food - Sauteed Pig Brain.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9465220

made a couple street food webms. not shown: her boiling the brains and draining them

>> No.9465263
File: 2.94 MB, 700x392, Japanese Street Food - Creamy Strawberry Crepes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9465263

had to speed this one up a bit

>> No.9465277

>>9463754
When did Ulillillia turn into a hipster?

>> No.9465304

>>9463963
Are you sure?
'cause I can post more.

>> No.9465362
File: 149 KB, 800x820, file.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9465362

>>9464031

>> No.9465370

>>9465263
qt

>> No.9465385

>>9463923
>horrible gas from baked beans
What's it like to have a digestive system made up of tissue paper, you delicate little flower you?

>> No.9465395
File: 108 KB, 550x413, 1491248439167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9465395

>>9460703

>> No.9465452

>>9463793

Fuck off you autistic faggot.

>> No.9465458

>>9463860
Beans have tons of nutrients and are full of protien and carbs. PERFECT for starting the day. If your mouth is dry (which it shouldn't be considering how much cock you suck) DIRNK SOME FUCKING COFFEE OR JUICE. Or even some fucking water you dehydrated half-wit.

>> No.9465463

>>9464112
FOUND THE VIRGIN!

>> No.9465470

>>9465463
Sorry no, just gay. Fucked an asian once when I was 16 as I really really wanted to be normal but it just didn't pan out.

>> No.9465606
File: 2.23 MB, 1280x720, 1488708253837.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9465606

>>9463551
>bannable offence

>> No.9465653

>>9460614
avocado was a mistake

>> No.9465698

>>9463982
Yeah, I forgot about that, my mistake, anyway, she literally doesn't digest the shit, if a normal person ate as much it'd get somewhat digested but I doubt a lot of the nutrients would be absorbed

>> No.9465708

>>9465060
>Jack eats cooked food.webm

>> No.9465718

>>9464141

let all the cheese out of it why don't you. I mean what could you expect from a chicago casserole?

>> No.9466078

>>9459658
fucking apple fags

>> No.9466092

>>9461349
you guys can talk shit about him all you want, the fact is the elbow cascade is the best seasoning method I have ever used
memes aside, I tried this once and I have been using it ever since. no other way gets such an even wide distribution of seasoning

>> No.9466126
File: 2.39 MB, 640x480, Blademaster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9466126

>> No.9466132

>>9463182
Yeah right, chickens poop clean eggs my ass

>> No.9466197
File: 115 KB, 1200x1200, 1467847078182.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9466197

>>9460232
>randomly pouring raw egg oved the dish

>> No.9466265

>>9463531
Hes much older you underage faggot

>> No.9466266

>>9463164

He can keep her. You know the saying. Once you go black, you're a race-traitor whore.

>> No.9466319

>>9461349

Robert Downey Jr. makes pretty good steaks

>> No.9466334

>>9463750
>all those meme ingredients

>>
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