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>>9459643Why don't you suck a fart out of my ass?
>>9459625Post gifs too, these shitty web bums don't work in Safari
>>9459625>Putting the egg in at the same time as sausages and mushroomsMushrooms and meat. Wait a minute. Beans, hash browns, and tomatoes. Egg 1 minute before everything is done.
>a specially compartmentalized brekky panWhy not just eat it out of the skillet at that point instead of dirtying a place?
>>9459658Sucked in dickhead, maybe you shouldn't of bought a mac since you're too fucking stupid to simply just download a new browser
>>9459625>not cooking everything in the bacon and sausage fat Yeah, no fuck this gay ass shit. This infuriates me as much as the cunts that drain their ground meat because "muh grease"
>>9459658Imagine being this huge of a faggot
>>9459625Cooking for autists who "can't have their food touch"
>>9460232God she's cute, I want a wife like her that I can eat retarded amounts of food with
>>9460238cept she wont get fat but you will get fatter. hit the gym fattie
>>9460232That's a big bowl
>>9460243That's a weird oven. It doesn't look like you could even fit a chicken in that.
>>9459658Kill yourself today.
>>9460245I won't eat as much as her as often then, only occasionally, simple
>>9460255hit the gym fattie
>>9459658I don't know fuck all about apple or it's OS but is this uniform on all it's Hardware? Webm is open source so it makes sense that such a "nigga" bling bling company wouldn't allow popular free software from operating on it's platform.Also cut of ones Penis, insert into oral cavity and neck oneself hence forth.
>>9460276No, I'm already thin enough, I mountain bike a lot, gyms are for fags
>>9460252That's the top oven/grill you fucking retard
>>9460303Judging by the door it's still a very shallow oven. Retard.
>>9460252Weird looking dude too
>>9460247the two bald guys look like faggots anyway
>>9460312I guess your right then even though the perspective is misleading. Well done, there would'nt be any way of removing a shelf from the main oven to fit in a bird measuring 150mm high.I stand fucking corrected
>>9460232>>9460246>>9460247>>9460254>>9460290Never seen these posted before, make sure you post them again in future.
>>9460362>I stand fucking correctedIndeed
>>9459625Everybody makes fun of brits for the beans, but the fried whole tomatoes are the worst breakfast item ever. Little flavorless napalm balls.
>>9460503Tomatoes are not very good to begin with but I agree that tiny sweaty overly sweet ones like that are awful.
>>9459625>that cock fucking the egg yolk at the endGod damn
>>9460503Literal 10/10 post. Couldn't agree more.
>>9460243Is that a girl (male)?
>>9460503The only good contribution they've ever made is having mushrooms with breakfast. Sauteed in leftover bacon fat makes them the best side.
>>9460503should've just sliced em in half then sauteed them cut side down. would've made it so much better
Is this food?
>>9460596Technically.Is this good food?
>>9459658>using obsolete softwareEven with windows xp I can watch webm
>>9460232Why didn't she put the egg on it sooner?
>>9460375>passive aggressionyou're either a woman or a fagsad!
>>9460290how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?
>>9460614if you ever get the urge to move to california, watch this video
>>9460765He doesn't, he lives in there.
>>9459625>gross oily tomatoes>over cooked egg
>>9459625That is fucking terrible. You make that food in a certain order using the bacon grease to cook the rest. Also, everything is severely underdone. Have fun cleaning that shit with those tarded patterns in the bottom and sharp inner corners.
>>9460290can you imagine the amount of food born illness in that disgusting shack
>>9460290I love this man
>>9460897God I'd rather kill myself than work in a factory like this
>>9461349>using a bandsaw with a watch onThis just proves that this guy is a memelord faggot who has NO idea what the fuck he is doing.
>>9460485How anti-climactic.I want my money back.
>>9461349God this guy is such a faggot
>>9460243I want to munch on her pie if you know what I mean
>>9460614>bake for 7-8 minuteslol what the fuck
its supposed to be an old fashioned
>>9461442mmmm. nothing like a glass of bourbon after a hard day at work.
>>9461446She is drunk?
>>9461487JaNee, prounounced, 'Jah-Ney'Poor girl. She never stood a chance.
>>9461459look if i went to a bar and a bartender gave me an entire glass of whiskey instead of 3oz's id probably be ok with it.>>9461470one of my favourites, always reminds me of it.>>9461479nah, just useless. I like how they make a youtube channel around mixed drinks but dont have any of the gear.a fuckin wooden spoonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWeVRxR1qek
>>9461494>JaNee, prounounced, 'Jah-Ney'Poor girl. She never stood a chance.
>>9460787Only the hipsters do this in Cali, everybody else thinks avocados are overrated
>>9460232link to video of her shitting out a huge log?
>>9461494>a fuckin wooden spoonYou aren't suggesting someone buy a unitasker, are you anon?
>>9461349is he fucking method acting?
>>9460290What does chad shack egg sandwich taste like?
>>9461579if its there job then yes.
>>9461618That would suck if your job was to buy unitaskers.
>>9461362of coursehe is a nigger
>>9460290besides the egg cartons there is absolutely nothing interesting about this and it makes me upset that some stupid millennial kids on vacation took this video because they thought it was impressive because they'd never even seen anyone cook before
>>9461516holy shit real life comparison of chad and virgin
>>9460596STOOOOOOOOPPP! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>>9460614I left after "Avocado is a healthier substitute for CHEESE"What happens?
>>9461890whhat about tendies and bbq sauce flavored icecream
>>9461914They add cheese
>>9461784>>9461787>>9461790>>9461794This was interesting exactly once. Now I never want to see it again. Pancakes for fags, lets just put this behind us. But I sense five million reposts coming, as you fucking idiots save these things. Please, do not save them, do not repost them.
>>9460290What's that thing the poojet in the pink shirt keep fisting into his mouth?
>>9460247>The dumb looking faggot who raises his arms even though nothing even touched himDipshit.
>>9461937Get a life
>>9461579I wish that faggot would get out of the closet, then he'd have an excuse for being so high and mighty.
>>9461937>everyone on this board is here to entertain me and me alone
>>9461937If you dislike webm threads then feel free not to participate. There might be other threads that may peak your interest. Or you can fuck off to reddit.
>>9462230I have no clue how that would taste. I wonder if I could get past the smell
>>9460243holy fucking shit nightmares
>>9462230>fills it to the brim and spills itWhy?
>>9461446Is that supposed to be an Old Fashioned?
>>9460254That's a big honeycomb
>>9461380i want to put my penis in her vagina if you know what i mean
>>9461937So it's fine as long as they're not reposts?
>>9460703>hot dog with whipped cream>dunking in coffee
>>9461349i need to punch this guy in the face
>>9461523>hipsters are now too hipster for avocado
>>9461446this is like a cocktail show set in a sorority house 4 hours into a night that's already started
>>9462183w8 but he's not complaining about pancakes he's just posting em it's the opposite of your image
>>9461516Ok, I've seen the first one like a bazillion times, but never seen this one. That look he gives right at the end is fucking epic too. It's like "ugh, the fuckhead with the camera again .. not even worth wasting energy getting annoyed with".
>>9461948Hard boiled eggs
>>9459625Am i the only one that thinks the canned tomato sauce for baked beans is revolting? Why doesn't anyone ever make their own?
>>9461349>those seasoning tekkers at the endelite
>>9462282That's actually a tiny honeycomb. Proper ones are about 15" x 8" X 2". That one's only a 2" cylinder 6 inches long.Would be a nifty way to sell them at a fair or something though. $12 for one corndog-sized honeycomb.
>>9461865From the looks of the original channel, it's just filmed by some Indian dude. He's got dozens of other videos of random slums and street stalls that all have about 60 views. For some reason that egg one has 10 million.
>>9460614this looks good as heck
>>9460614>melt 1/2 tsp coconut oil>melt
>>9459625>boiling baked beansWay to impair the flavor
>>9462315>i want to put my penis in her vagina if you know what i meanWhat did he mean by this?
>>9462931all the things you could point out, and you choose something that is perfectly reasonable. coconut oil solidifies, you dip.
>>9462979If it's solid then it's not oil.
>>9462995Thank God, Captain Obvious is here!Now explain LPG.
>>9462979The oil was liquid before it was put in the pan you fag
>>9459658Download VLC you stupid faggot
>>9460232I bet she looks pregnant after eating all that
>>9462230>>9461470>>9461349>>9460596>>9460254Who's the autist that crops these videos to square format?
>>9461937What's wrong with them?
>>9463051I'm the saltbae vid: it's from Instagram and videos on there are automatically square
>>9462230I heard an interview on NPR with the baristas as the coffee shop that started this. They did it as a joke, but it became one of their best selling items for a few weeks. One guy couldn't stop laughing through the whole interview.
>>9460596>found out theres an entire youtube channel with this kind of "ice cream" making shit
>>9460614Fuck the haters, I'd happily eat that.I'd also happily eat regular baked mac and cheese, but then, I'm not a cuckshlomo who's afraid of trying unusual foods or eating a little fatty foods. People who shun trying new food combinations and flavors are the worst kind of people.
>>9461349>wearing a watch and sunglasses while cooking and using heavy equipment. What a faglord. And, he doesn't even get a sear on the fat. Idiot.
>>9460614no idea why /ck/ autists get so butthurt over this video. Looks pretty good.
>>9460614looks good, prob gonna try this
>>9463142>sear the fatRetard.
>>9460246Laugh what you want, but he's got the blonde.
>>9460614This one has been posted at least a hundred times and it just keeps getting the same fucking responses as if it was posted the first time...
>>9463187Welcome to 4chan.
>>9463182Looks very efficient.
>>9463010You know what he meant you daft bastard, don't be obnoxious.
>>9463182Man those are some anemic as fuck chickens.
>>9460243is she being hold at gunpoint?
>>9463208Alright stopped after a few seconds. What happens?
>>9460232Anyone got her eating a metric ton of bread?She's a fucking black hole
>>9463208WTF IS THAT?!?!?!?!?
>>9460703>punmpkin spice hot dogi dunno about this man
>>9460703I think I saw something like this on nostalgia critic
>>9463241That is either the ranchiest episode of nigella yet or the start of one of the most high class porns ever. I remain undecided.
>>9460614But they put cheese on it anyway...?
>>9463173I hope he cleans after
>>9460243that's a trap.
>>9463276He's black though
>>9463208>>9463243Probably just some gauze used to fill out an infected cavity.
>>9463275I need to see that cutting in slowmo.
>>9463173I bet his grandma beat his ass after she saw that.
>>9463247What in the fucking fuckThis webm makes me so madFucking hell man what is this shit
>>9463263>sticking his finger in his nose/mouth at around the 9 second markDisgusting sub human filth
>>9460721kek I saw the thumbnail and thought it was Kramer
>>9462489Bitters is so potent, you don't even have to use it!
>>9463207you don't need to waste food to build muscle mass if you don't intend to slaughter them.
>>9463364the previous generation was hardcore
>>9463155Yeah, because you obviously know SO much about cooking, dumbfuck.
>>9463173>wasting food like a retard for meme purposes
>>9463164get your eyes checkedand any white woman who hangs out with a nigger isn't human anyways
>>9463386>get your eyes checkedGot them checked, it's still a blonde.
>>9461279t. virgin bench
>>9463372This is like fast lane to lung cancer?
>>9459625>That cheeky, drawn-out yolk poke. But why?
>>9463448source? this is pretty cool
>>9463448what the fuck does this have to do with the concept of ultrasonic
>>9463467Best way to eat a full english.
>>9463263This is pretty sad. You can tell he's trying to be cool and hip, he's thinking to himself "I'm gonna be the next Salt Bae on the internet!". But he just looks like he has Parkinson's Disease instead.
>>9463460i made those after finding this webmfuckingamazing
>>9463364Lieutenant Data has fallen on some hard times.
>>9463536TURK ROACHES OUT
>>9460375Some of us actually haven't, dickhole
>>9463460Why does everything in these style of webms have to be "pull apart"? What is the fascination?
>>9463544>admit to being a newfag>post Jack despite him being a bannable offenceWe can tell
>>9463551>Wespeak for yourself "oldfag"
>>9460232>>9460238All these mukbang broads are bulimic.
>>9460247Waitress did this on purpose.
>>9463263can't tell if handicapped or just clowning for the customers
>>9463372Cause I guess letting the tar collect in your lungs gets you higher?
>>9460703Someone needs to pay for this. Dearly.
>>9463574>juggling a machete in a food cartnah senpai
>>9463581Marijuana has significantly denser resins than tobacco. Habitually breathing in any type of smoke is bad. A FEW chemical compounds in Marijuana are medically beneficial like CBD and Cannabanoids.
>>9463263>pancakethose are crepes you fucking tool
>>9463606Crepe is the french word for "really thin pancake"
>>9463517I thought it was a burnt croissant.
>>9462270Based on garnish, I think so.. they're not typically served in a large glass like that tho.Woman seems like a retard.
>>9460614>that scratched teflon pan
>>9460232I've never wanted my penis inside another human being's face more
>>9463611>tomato juiceDon't understood this meme
>>9463655Grilled cheese is commonly served with tomato soup. What's their to understand?
>>9463662Im not sure I'm ok with this
>>9461442>>9461446What's more triggering is the fact she's using fucking Beam for an old fashioned. She's cute as hell tho
>>9460284webm is also a google fronted project, so yeah apple won't touch it
>>9463292the sound design is half the enjoyment of the video, shit webm
>>9463559Actually her stomach just doesn't digest food normally when she eats retarded amounts, if she eats normally her stomach will work normally though
>>9463753meant for >>9463372
>>9463750>>9463750>Namek Saltthree wishes?
>>9463551Since when was it bannable to Jackpost?
>>9459625>baked beans for breakfast fuck this makes me so mad. only brit niggers do this shit.
>>9463800Lose the beans and blood pudding and this is breakfast is the tops.
>>9462230is that a penis?
>>9463800>>9463803>>9463805>>9463807Can the angry brit please stop posting off topic?
posting english breakfast should be a bannable offense.
>>9463241was expecting her to get slapped in the face.
>>9463812I'll have dem titties, the food looks meh
>>9463822because, for one it doesn't contain the necessary nutrients to give you energy at the beginning of the day like eggs bacon and toast etc. and two, beans are salty as fuck, who'd want to eat that when their mouth is all dry and shit in the morning?. it just doesn't make sense.
>>9463860They're not salty really though? Maybe the ones we get in the can here are different to what you're thinking of. The nutrition thing doesn't seem to make sense either, it's just a bunch of carbs like toast, plus some tomato.
>>9461928that's the best part of the entire clip
>>9460703>>9460721>>9460751>>9462393>>9463423i haven't laughed like this in a while
>>9463750Not gonna lie, that's genuinely impressive.
>>9463877>you're wrong for not wanting horrible gas during the work day
>>9461446Is spilling part of her plan?
>>9463922It's impressive looking, probably tastes like ass.
>>9463816posting anything should be a bannable offense
>>9460596why do you need to put these nuggets ON TOP OF IT FOR WHAT FUCKING REAON
>>9462359>>9462364>>9462368>>9462376>>9462380>>9462382 Yeah we get it
>>9463173I guess he meant that to be funny
>>9460703this is a parody video right? They're making fun of all those retarded facebook cooking videos. Right?
>>9463668if you eat it once you will be for sure.>>9463719i wonder what the ROI is on automating the task.>>9463750why do these vegan faggots always try to simulate a certain dish while it can never ever even remotely be the same as the original. just fucking eat your tofu and stop pretending its a fucking egg you dipshits>>9463782let me guess, that's american breakfast?
>>9463744your digestive system only has so many resources on hand to digest a certain amount of food at a time. So if you consumed a retarded amount of food in one sitting, chances are most of it won't get absorbed, which is probably what you're describing.Also, I saw this video where a doctor concluded that her stomach can expand several times more than normal due to a genetic anomaly.
>>9463173>all that garmonbozia
>>9463677no apple left
>>9463719That's such a large machine for such a simple task.
>>9463999Miniaturization is a difficult and often expensive process.
>>9463963>getting this assmad
>>9461349>bandsaw>no PPE>wearing a watch>no hair net>no sanitary glovesHe'd be so fucking fired if he worked in this area and most likely fined to hell and back.
>>9463187>>9463190What was that one sandwich that was reposted all the time? Like literally the entire thread was reposted with the exact same replies for fucking months. I think I've blocked most of it from my memory.
>>9463275so that's how they make those nets for fruit
>>9463460I've been making these since the 1980s, but I load t hem up with peppers, cheese, and lots of pepperoni.
>>9461362>>9464034I understand all the other shit but why can't you wear a watch?
>>9463668It is a cake with the entire thing caramelized INSIDE. They are fucking awesome.
>>9464073It's an extra protrusion that can get caught on something and pull you in. The first lesson you learn in shop class or any job that works with heavy machinery like that is "No jewelry, no loose clothing, no long hair that isn't tied back".
>>9463754my god pizza is not gourmet it's a cheap face stuffer
>>9464081Oh okay. That makes sense.
>>9463812>25 KB, 320x320
>>9464092>>9463028>VLCI take it MPC-HC+K-Lite doesn't work on whatever shit OS he uses?
>>9464095It's henna.Looks like some other henna were there and faded too.
>>9464102Temporary or not, point still stands. Also those are just varicose veins from her disgusting cow udders.
>>9464112>varicose veinsThat's not what varicose veins looks like, anon.
>>9464141Now that's a pizza.
>>9464141I don't care what anyone says about chicago pizza that shit looks like it would be delicious as fuck.
>>9464141this is a worksafe board, anon...
>>9461470ah yes, the my uncle touched me as child special
>>9464327Yeah, that's a shit OS.
>>9461787He has one of best 2hu. Nice.
>>9464284How do I even eat this shit
>>9459658Nice bait tho you made me reply
>>9463247>Cucumber>Cold corn tortilla>Hacked hamWhat in the actual fuck is this shit?
>>9463662WTF is that?
made a couple street food webms. not shown: her boiling the brains and draining them
had to speed this one up a bit
>>9463754When did Ulillillia turn into a hipster?
>>9463963Are you sure?'cause I can post more.
>>9463923>horrible gas from baked beansWhat's it like to have a digestive system made up of tissue paper, you delicate little flower you?
>>9463793Fuck off you autistic faggot.
>>9463860Beans have tons of nutrients and are full of protien and carbs. PERFECT for starting the day. If your mouth is dry (which it shouldn't be considering how much cock you suck) DIRNK SOME FUCKING COFFEE OR JUICE. Or even some fucking water you dehydrated half-wit.
>>9464112FOUND THE VIRGIN!
>>9465463Sorry no, just gay. Fucked an asian once when I was 16 as I really really wanted to be normal but it just didn't pan out.
>>9460614avocado was a mistake
>>9463982Yeah, I forgot about that, my mistake, anyway, she literally doesn't digest the shit, if a normal person ate as much it'd get somewhat digested but I doubt a lot of the nutrients would be absorbed
>>9465060>Jack eats cooked food.webm
>>9464141let all the cheese out of it why don't you. I mean what could you expect from a chicago casserole?
>>9459658fucking apple fags
>>9461349you guys can talk shit about him all you want, the fact is the elbow cascade is the best seasoning method I have ever usedmemes aside, I tried this once and I have been using it ever since. no other way gets such an even wide distribution of seasoning
>>9463182Yeah right, chickens poop clean eggs my ass
>>9460232>randomly pouring raw egg oved the dish
>>9463531Hes much older you underage faggot
>>9463164He can keep her. You know the saying. Once you go black, you're a race-traitor whore.
>>9461349Robert Downey Jr. makes pretty good steaks
>>9463750>all those meme ingredients