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I just can't stop thinking about a big breakfast
YOu know, like the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity™ from IHOP®!

Or, just maybe, I'll have IHOP's® new and famous Breakfast Sushi™! It's a thin layer of crepe, and eggs, bacon, and raw salmon inside a delicious deep fried crust! Or, how about, I feast on IHOP's fantastic new delight: PANCAKE SHOES! Put 'em on your feet, then eat 'em as a treat! Wait, no, I'm gonna have the SAUSAGE GOGGLES! They're two mild sausage patties connected with links that make a fashionable breakfast for any cool cat, hep chick, or foxy momma! I can't forget about the endless syrup fountains either! 15 flavors of syrup on demand from anyone of these delicious geysers! But, that's only the beginning of the delicious maple fun, because of those fountains are fed directly from the syrup used in our most recent MEAL/EXPERIENCE: THE SYRUP SAUNA
Take a relaxing bath in our boiling hot syrup baths! And, don't forget about your "personal" massage from the one and only Mr. Pancakes™! The new face of IHOP is a lot of pancakes as a man!

I don't know about you, but it's starting to sound like an IHOP-tastic® morning to me

>> No.9458650

>>9458648
This is premium shitposting, have a (You)

>> No.9458977

IHOP doesn't need to exist, at least not here in New Jersey, diners have better pancakes. All IHOP has that's unique are the silly meme toppings

>> No.9458981

The idea of breakfast sushi makes me want to vomit

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9459493

>>9458981
No, it doesn't!

>> No.9459612

>>9458977
IHOP was started as a rip-off of Waffle House, by a departing partner from the original business. Of course, IHOP sucks the taint because they're not the Iron Man of diners the way Waffle House is. Waffle House doesn't. fucking. close. Late night, holidays, hurricanes, earthquakes, Waffle House is unstoppable.

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