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I just can't stop thinking about a big breakfast
YOu know, like the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity™ from IHOP®!

Or, just maybe, I'll have IHOP's® new and famous Breakfast Sushi™! It's a thin layer of crepe, and eggs, bacon, and raw salmon inside a delicious deep fried crust! Or, how about, I feast on IHOP's fantastic new delight: PANCAKE SHOES! Put 'em on your feet, then eat 'em as a treat! Wait, no, I'm gonna have the SAUSAGE GOGGLES! They're two mild sausage patties connected with links that make a fashionable breakfast for any cool cat, hep chick, or foxy momma! I can't forget about the endless syrup fountains either! 15 flavors of syrup on demand from anyone of these delicious geysers! But, that's only the beginning of the delicious maple fun, because of those fountains are fed directly from the syrup used in our most recent MEAL/EXPERIENCE: THE SYRUP SAUNA
Take a relaxing bath in our boiling hot syrup baths! And, don't forget about your "personal" massage from the one and only Mr. Pancakes™! The new face of IHOP is a lot of pancakes as a man!

I don't know about you, but it's starting to sound like an IHOP-tastic® morning to me

>> No.9451192

>>9451178
>hep chick
interestingly, most of the waitresses at IHOP are chicks with hep

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>>9451178

Since you're literally copying the thread from yesterday, here's the same pic I used.

>> No.9451209

>>9451178
>When your life is so good or purpose and happiness that you meme so hard and for some long you start unironically advertising for fast food """restaurants""". And you do it for free.

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I cant decide if I love or hate these threads

>> No.9452039

I'll have a 3 egg omelet with spinich and ham with a piping hot black coffee, and the gentleman over here will have the chocolate chip funny face pancake, but can you make it a frowny face? be cause I'm disappointed in him, thanks Flo

>> No.9452088

Ihop has hamburgers with eggs on em
Crazy shit

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>>9452039
Coming right up, sir! Would you like those eggs runny? Runny with syrup that is!