Bong Food

[Anonymous No.9450554]

British classic 'Chips & Gravy', as eaten in England's Northern quarter.

[Anonymous No.9450579]

>>9450554
Never thought gravy and chips was great desu, always found cheesy chips to be far superior

[Anonymous No.9450716]

>>9450579
Cheesy chips and gravy?

Or poutine as our leaf brethren refer o it.

[Anonymous No.9450726]

>>9450554
It's no different to roast potates and gravy.

[Anonymous No.9450810]

>>9450726
bollocks

[Anonymous No.9450854]

Chips n curry sauce. Eaten by working class school kids across the land at lunch time

[Anonymous No.9450877]

>>9450854
Not down here in the Queens city

[Anonymous No.9450893]

>>9450877
Well in Scotland they do. I dunno about the north of England

[Anonymous No.9450904]

>>9450554
Cum peas on toast

[Anonymous No.9450911]

>>9450904
Squeezy cheesy peas?

[Anonymous No.9450914]

>>9450854
My daughters school has banned the children from going to the chip shops at lunch time.

[Anonymous No.9450917]

>>9450911
No, cum peas

[Anonymous No.9450924]

>>9450917
But they're cheesy, and peasy. They're cheesy peas!

[Anonymous No.9450930]

>>9450914
Yeah, so did mine. Like it stopped any of us.

[Anonymous No.9450934]

>>9450917
Canada was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.9451006]

>>9450914
That's to stop the rape gangs from turning the girls into kebab

[Anonymous No.9451014]

>>9451006
>remembering this actually happened
sigh, really fucking my sobriety up senpai

[Anonymous No.9451040]

Do English """""""people""""""" really eat this?

t. Italian

[Anonymous No.9451096]

>>9450554
>England's Northern quarter
outed yourself

[Anonymous No.9451099]

>>9451014
Story?

[Anonymous No.9451131]

>>9451099
rape has become pretty common on a big scale all over England, because England is 57% Muslim by now.

[Anonymous No.9451136]

>>9451099
>>9451006

Also requesting story or link

[Anonymous No.9451138]

>>9451131
>England
Retard.

[Anonymous No.9451142]

>>9451096
Outer as what?

[Anonymous No.9451144]

>>9451138
oh Nigel....

[Anonymous No.9451152]

>>9451144
Hey folks, it's the triggered shart show!
What zany shitpost will we see next?
Stay tuned for more low voltage laughs!

[Anonymous No.9451180]

>>9451152
did you eat some roly poly recently?

[Anonymous No.9451211]

>>9451180
Did you shit in the street recently?

[Anonymous No.9451248]

>>9451136
search charlene downes kebab

[Anonymous No.9451279]

>>9451099
>>9451136
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1552482/Missing-girls-body-put-into-kebab.html
there has been an update to the story recently i think, the girl was called charlene downs if you want to look it up

[Anonymous No.9451307]

>>9451099
>Delinquent girl gets expelled from school
>Delinquent girl wanders the streets all day
>Delinquent girl fucks pakis for free kebab
>Delinquent girl goes missing in 2003
>Policeman decides the pakis killed her and cooked her
>Pakis go to trial in 2007
>Charges are dropped and pakis get a quarter-million in compensation
>This year, police arrest somebody in connection with the disappearance

[Anonymous No.9451846]

>>9450914
>>9450924
>>9450930
Fucking shocked to hear that, lads. Too much of this nanystate shite in this country. Hope you and your kids can get a quality chippy whenever you want.

[Anonymous No.9451977]

>>9450914
Thats fucked, my chippy used to charge £1.25 for a kids special that got you a cone of chips with a battered sausage or a small battered fish.

[Anonymous No.9452214]

Anything one else thing chippys just dont taste quite as good since they stopped serving them wrapped in real newspaper?

Might just be nostalgia or maybe some other food regulation changed around the same time they stopped using the papers buts its defo different

[Anonymous No.9452960]

Whats errbody think about lil c

[Anonymous No.9453049]

>>9452960
upbote

[Anonymous No.9453052]

>>9450554
That gravy looks like shit

[Anonymous No.9453063]

This with Spotted Dick for dessert.

[Anonymous No.9453197]

>>9450726

"Roast potatoes" = potato dipped in lard and baked in the oven.

Somalians eat higher quality food than Bongs.

[Anonymous No.9453409]

>>9453052
it was fine

[Anonymous No.9453521]

>>9453197
>roasted potatoes are baked
Retard.

[Anonymous No.9453531]

>>9450554
>bisto
ABHORRENT
REPREHENSIBLE
BAD

[Anonymous No.9453543]

What about actual bong food? Cornish pasties, steak pies, thick homemade chips, sausage and mash, beef wellington, cobbler, shepard's pie?

[Anonymous No.9453619]

>>9450934
Atleast we dont have islam no go zones lmao

[Anonymous No.9453622]

>>9450554
why do you keep making variations of this same thread, every day for months?

what is your end game?

[Anonymous No.9453624]

>>9453543
>shepard's
It's spelled shepherd's.
The etymology derives from the words sheep and herd.

[Anonymous No.9453627]

>>9451131
>England is 57% Muslim

I love to pull facts out my bum as well bro, did you know America is 104% homosexual?

[Anonymous No.9453628]

>>9453531
t.mouthfeelet

[Anonymous No.9453636]

>>9453624
What about sheep and hard? It could've originated in Wales

[Anonymous No.9453639]

>>9453636
you are one cheeky cunt m8

[Anonymous No.9453642]

>>9453636
>Did this Anglo-Saxon word originate in Wales?
Retard
Retard
Retard

[Anonymous No.9453646]

>>9453642
whoosh

[Anonymous No.9453647]

>>9453642

[Anonymous No.9453648]

>>9453646
Not in the slightest.
It just wasn't funny.

[Anonymous No.9453653]

>>9451279
fucking savages

[Anonymous No.9453655]

>>9453622
Not though that far ahead desu, im just gonna keep making this thread and see what happens senpai

[Anonymous No.9453700]

>>9450914

even if they have their chips licence?

[Anonymous No.9454353]

>>9453653
Just another day in 60+% muslim bongistan

[Anonymous No.9454422]

>>9453543

Literally nothing there that doesn't contain lard. Bongs are shit eaters.

[Anonymous No.9454426]

>>9453521

They are baked in an oven after being dipped in melted lard. That is how they are made

[Anonymous No.9454427]

food bong

[Anonymous No.9454446]

>>9454426
>he doesn't know the difference between baking and roasting
Why are you here?
I think /tv/ or /a/ may be more suited to your level of intellect.

[Anonymous No.9455102]

>>9454422
Sheperd's/Cottage pie? Either way, lard isn't necessarily awful. It tastes better than the vegetable oil US food is drenched in. Italy uses olive oil, India uses ghee, it's no different.

[Anonymous No.9455130]

Now lads, please give this man some credit, after all he did serve it in the traditional british serving methode by eating it out of a measuring jug, And also please pay close attention to the very classy knife in the teeth of the fork presentation.

[Anonymous No.9455144]

>>9455130
They're called tines, scrub. If you want to take the piss, insult us for eating out of newspaper, something we actually do.

[Anonymous No.9455156]

>>9455102
>Sheperd's

[Anonymous No.9455158]

>>9455144
i enjoy fish nchips with the light taste of printer ink as much as the next essex fellow. but that shit rn is a pyrex measuring jug mate, aint a tin

[Anonymous No.9455160]

>>9455144
Using newspaper to wrap food was outlawed in the mid 80's.
I must admit to being slightly disappointed when I travelled there.

[Anonymous No.9455172]

>>9455160
yes saddly the only time u can get a classic fish and chips wrapped in newspaper these days is when u go to a place that has food wrap specifically designed to be safe for food contact aka not real news paper

[Anonymous No.9455184]

>>9455160
Yeah a lot of places have fake foodsafe newspaper that looks the same but won't make your food toxic.
It makes sense honestly, my fingers always feel like they're coated in shit after reading a newspaper so I hate to think what hot food would do.

[Anonymous No.9455201]

>>I always felt the ink added flavour and charm in a way, probably just me tho, However i do agree considering deepfried potatoes and battered fish are unhealthy enough as it is i dont think printer ink would really help>>9455184

[Anonymous No.9455431]

>>9450854
Chips and curry sauce is loved by nearly everyone, maybe not posh twats though. A good chip shop is god tier.

[Anonymous No.9455440]

>>9455431
I prefer garlic mayo personally, or even just salt vinegar and ketchup. I'm from the north where everyone eats chips and gravy, but chip shop sauces are always way too sugary and sweet for me.

[Anonymous No.9455446]

>>9451846
All my local fish and chips places have turned into paki run shit holes that serve you old, rotten fish and expired potatoes. The only good one left is a Portuguese fella about 3 miles out from my home.

[Anonymous No.9455477]

>>9455440
I love chips and gray at home but at an actual chippy its has to be curry sauce,chips and kebab meat for me. Or battered sausage/saveloy instead.

[Anonymous No.9456964]

>>9450854
My school was majorly black, so they all lapped up the fried chicken and chips after school...

[Anonymous No.9457044]

>>9456964
they know where the pengest munch is though m8

[Anonymous No.9458024]

>>9450854
If your an inbred northern twat

[Anonymous No.9458047]

>>9451307

Go over to a Brit/pol/ thread and remind them all the Rotherham girls were mudsharks who loved their Muslim boyfriends and the free stuff they gave them at first. The mental gymnastics and double think is amazing.

[Anonymous No.9458049]

>>9458024

*You're

[Anonymous No.9458057]

>>9455477
>actual chippy
>kebab meat
thats a kebab shop mohammed

[Anonymous No.9458233]

>>9451006
Fuck off Northern englander all of yous are not only racist but also retarded
In Scotland where we welcome immigrants with open arms this has happened its a product of your racism
Also this is a cooking board and is not ment for the discussion of political ideology or beliefs

[Anonymous No.9458237]

>>9451040
Yes they do

[Anonymous No.9458241]

>>9451131
Only amongst people who have taken a survey where they stated that they where religious I assure you Muslims are still a minority

[Anonymous No.9458244]

>>9453197
Tru dat

[Anonymous No.9458248]

>>9453642
You are clearly the spazzy being so autistic you didn't get he was implying the Welsh are sheep shaggers

[Anonymous No.9458250]

>>9458233
Kys

[Anonymous No.9458253]

>>9458047
Mental gymnastics to get around statutory rape?

[Anonymous No.9458273]

>>9450914
chippie with the boys during lunch was the ultimate comfort during those shite days, sorry to hear that