Bloody Marys

[Anonymous No.9449763]

These are fucking atrocious. I don't understand how these became so popular.

[Anonymous No.9449785]

>>9449763
An alcoholic breakfast. You're just a child

[Anonymous No.9449803]

bloody marys are fucking amazing

you have to have a good one before you can enjoy a shit one. the bloody marys you get on an airplane suck dick but i enjoy them now cause i guess my mind knows what they're supposed to be like and fills in the blanks

[Anonymous No.9449817]

>>9449763
they sober you up if you need to drive home

[Anonymous No.9449948]

Try it spicier. It kills the V8/tomato taste more.

[Anonymous No.9449954]

>>9449785
An alcoholic breakfast is a mimosa + buttered toast.

[Anonymous No.9449957]

>>9449954

that's a poof's breakfast mate

[Anonymous No.9450616]

>the fact that

[Anonymous No.9450630]

You can hide a shitload of vodka in a bloody.

[Anonymous No.9450636]

>>9449785
wow dont you sound mature and employed drinking at 8 in the morning

fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.9450647]

>>9449957
Are you saying a bloody mary isn't gay as fuck? It's called a MARY. Get the fuck out you cock juggler.

[Anonymous No.9450654]

>>9450647

it's full of horseradish and tabasco and lea and perrins. the bloody mary is not remotely insecure about its sexuality

[Anonymous No.9450663]

>>9450654
So it's comfortable sucking cocks is what you're saying.

[Anonymous No.9450667]

>>9449954
>Alcoholics get buzzed off mimosas
Lel
>>9450636
Me? I'm no alcoholic but as the song goes I done grown up round some folks livin their life inside of bottles.

[Anonymous No.9450684]

Drinking is for gays anyway, their "lifestyle" only works if their drunk.

[Anonymous No.9450692]

>>9450667
It's not a buzz, it's a hangover killer. Nobody, not even OP, said anything about a buzz you faggot.

Learn to read and get back to me.

[Anonymous No.9450700]

>>9450692
>It's a hangover killer
Again, you don't seem to know the difference between actual alcoholics and people who binge more often than they should.

[Anonymous No.9450714]

You don't seem to know the difference between champagne and orange use and tomato juice and cheap vodka.

[Anonymous No.9450743]

>>9450630
this, depending on the size of the glass you can fit a quadruple shot in there and not even notice

[Anonymous No.9450818]

>>9450743
And this is why it's an alcoholics breakfast. When you need to get rid of the shakes and get in a serving of vegetables nothing else will do.

[Anonymous No.9450842]

>>9450818
it's actually a good drink to have if you want to get drunk and also avoid a hangover too

[Anonymous No.9450847]

>>9450818
>What is a beer and a multivitamin

[Anonymous No.9450853]

>>9450847
That's some Kenny's dad tier shit right there.

[Anonymous No.9450858]

>>9450847
beer sticks to your breath worse, compare to a bloody mary.

or vodka in coffee.

or just vodka.

[Anonymous No.9450870]

>>9449763
>i don't like thing
>that means nobody can like thing
pls no

[Anonymous No.9450948]

>>9450647
You dumb fuck. It's named after the bloodiest Queen in England's history whole murdered thousands of Protestants by burning them, draw and quartering them, beheading them, torturing them, you name it. That's not exactly what most people consider gay, now is it? Idiot.

[Anonymous No.9450961]

>>9450948
Hitler murdered loads of people and he was a homosexual.

[Anonymous No.9450965]

>>9450961
That has nothing to do with the subject at hand, though, or the story of Queen Mary.
Also, Hitler was a faggoty cuck.

[Anonymous No.9450968]

>>9450948
>It's not gay
>It's named after a queen!!!!
Oh honey...
>>9450961
Hmm yes, quite. The Canadian version of this drink has a man's name as well. However, last I checked tomato juice and vodka lacks both gender and orientation.

[Anonymous No.9450969]

>>9450961
>>9450965
Thanks for the sweet info, Mr. Goldberg

[Anonymous No.9450976]

>>9450968
What are you, 12? Only an idiot would associate the word queen solely with gays. Grow the fuck up and educate yourself.

[Anonymous No.9450978]

>>9449763
I've only known people to drink them as a 'hair of the dog' thing.

[Anonymous No.9450988]

>>9450969
Anyone who disputes that Hitler was a syphilis ridden faggoty cuck is also a faggoty cuck.

[Anonymous No.9450993]

>>9450988

[Anonymous No.9451002]

>>9450858
What you don't own a tooth brush or mouth wash? Step up your game, brah.

[Anonymous No.9451005]

>>9450976
>Getting this triggered by an innocent joke
>Implying that naming a drink after a sadistic, bitch of a queen isn't EXACTLY the kind of humor a gay man would go for
Get out more

[Anonymous No.9451012]

>>9451005
Found the mad gay

[Anonymous No.9451016]

>>9450988
Kike

[Anonymous No.9451025]

>>9451016
Nope, try again.

[Anonymous No.9451028]

>>9450961
I don't think he was gay just a child molester.
In Mein Kampf he alludes to fucking his infant cousin and Eva was definitely underage, albeit a little whore.
>pic semi related

[Anonymous No.9451030]

>>9451028
>In Mein Kampf he alludes to fucking his infant cousin
Source?

[Anonymous No.9451035]

>>9450667
I've always wanted to go to somewhere with "bottomless mimosas" for brunch but I'm pretty sure they'd cut me off after like 6 even though that's barely anything

[Anonymous No.9451038]

>>9451028
So much worse, then. Syphilitic cuck pedophile.

[Anonymous No.9451047]

>>9451035
Yeah, places that serve "bottomless mimosas" always drag their feet to get you refills, so you end up never really having enough or your money's worth. EXCEPT at casinos. Find a casino near you that offers bottomless mimosas, and you'll get your drunk on. Casinos love drunk people.

[Anonymous No.9451056]

>>9450988
>mmm yes feed me more atrocity propaganda oh god it tastes so good every leader on the losing side of wars my nation has fought was obviously a cartoon monster did you know that the kaiser literally impaled babies on stakes omg let me tell you this totally true story about this cliche evil scientist experiment dr.mengele did on my grandparents who met in a concentration camp after surviving being gassed 3 times each

Does that cover it all?

[Anonymous No.9451066]

>>9449954
>>9449785
Or just drink a breakfast stout, or a coffee bean IPA

[Anonymous No.9451076]

>>9449763
delicious with tequila, shitty with vodka

[Anonymous No.9451079]

>>9451030
um the source is Mein Kampf darling

[Anonymous No.9451093]

>>9451030
>alludes
Code word for "I'm projecting my own fantasies"

[Anonymous No.9451108]

>>9451056
You're really gassed up, aren't you? (No pun intended).
Why do you assume that anyone who hates syphilitic cuckboy Hitler is a jew? Are you really that stupid? He is to be condemned along with all the other dumb dickheads of history who committed mass genocide. They're all pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.9451122]

>>9451093
Go and read it (if you can, it's actually fucking boring). He fucked his infant cousin in Austria.

[Anonymous No.9451123]

>>9451079
I read Men Kampf, and I think you're making up stories, Rabbi

[Anonymous No.9451125]

>>9451108
>committed mass genocide
Good goy, Nazis are evil meanie's

[Anonymous No.9451132]

>>9451123
>Men Kampf
>Men
Homo confirmed.

[Anonymous No.9451137]

>>9451125
stalin and mao did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.9451139]

>>9451125
>This asshole's best rebuttal is calling people Jews

Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.9451147]

>>9451123
>Men
Was that a Freudian slip?

[Anonymous No.9451151]

>>9451132
>>9451137
>>9451139
Stop bullying me or I'll report you all

[Anonymous No.9451238]

>>9451108
There's a difference between hating "evil" historical figures and regurgitating over-the-top atrocity propaganda. The first is reasonable and the second outs you as a easily manipulated simpleton. If you honestly believe that historians have been "discovering" new negative things about Hitler's personal life on a regular basis since the end of WWII then you're a fool.

[Anonymous No.9451245]

>>9451238
>>9451056

>being gay is negative

Seriously?

[Anonymous No.9451261]

I’ve had uncountable Clamato Caesars in my life, but the idea of the same with plain tomato juice is revolting.

[Anonymous No.9451288]

>>9449763
had one, can confirm

[Anonymous No.9451290]

>>9451245
>being gay is negative
Yes, faggot

[Anonymous No.9451346]

>>9451238
You're a fucking fool for overreacting this bad. I've never read his shitty book, because I never cared to, so when people (since multiple people mentioned it) say he was also a pedo, based on his own book, I'm inclined to believe it. It doesn't fucking matter anyway, he was still a syphilitic piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.9451355]

Are we seriously arguing over Hitler in a bloody Mary thread right now?

[Anonymous No.9451360]

>>9451355
/pol/ ruins everything.

[Anonymous No.9451370]

>>9451355
Jews ruin everything

[Anonymous No.9451375]

>>9451346
>I'm inclined to believe it
Stay goy

[Anonymous No.9451390]

>>9451360
>>9451370
I don't care for either desu

[Anonymous No.9451416]

>>9451390
Racist much

[Anonymous No.9451419]

>>9451245
>having a sexual attraction which makes it highly likely that you will be a genetic dead end
Yes, that's a good example of an objectively negative trait. Having a genetic defect that makes you want to deposit your semen in the intestines of other males is nature's way of saying, "Please, let your garbage genes die with you".

>>9451346
So when I call you out for being easily manipulated, your response is to attempt to prove that you're even more easily manipulated than I had implied? Cool.

[Anonymous No.9451424]

>>9451416
Overly jaded white boi I suppose.

[Anonymous No.9451440]

>>9449763
That looks like some sort of carrot/cranberry juice lemonade.

How was your 'Mary built OP?

[Anonymous No.9451445]

>>9451066
Gotta get your fruit & veg in.

[Anonymous No.9451452]

>>9451440
essential ingredients:
>vodka
>tomato juice

ad-ons:
>worcestershire sauce
>spices
>bacon
>god knows what else

[Anonymous No.9451461]

>>9449957
a homosexual couple comes into my coffeeshop and orders this several times a week in the morning.

You are correct.

[Anonymous No.9451479]

>>9451461
>Everything a gay man does is homosex
What?! Now you're gonna tell me getting my asshole rimmed is gay! This fucking world I swear.

[Anonymous No.9451481]

>when the powers that be decide to come up with yet another ridiculous negative thing to attach to hitler
>this continues until the leader of a major power in the greatest human conflict in history is a syphilitic stump in chair with a bifurcated penis and one testicle, who simultaneously gasses homosexuals while having sex with 20 black men at once and jerking off to a wheel of cheese
It's sad really.

[Anonymous No.9451490]

>>9451452
OK. you got robbed if you paid more tha $3 for that.

Smoked salmon Vodka
Either Picante Clamato juice or Picante V8 & pure tomato juice in a 70/30 blend
Lime cholula
Worchestershite sauce
>shake with ice like a baby that won't stop crying
>Strain into hurricane glass
>Garnish with:
Celery (classic)
Pickled asparagus
Quartered reindeer sausage
Crispy baked baconweave rolled into a tube
Anything else your little heart desires

[Anonymous No.9451492]

>>9451419

>Yes, that's a good example of an objectively negative trait.

kek no

even if you want to have kids, you can as a gay person

[Anonymous No.9451524]

>>9451492
>even if you want to have kids, you can as a gay person
Poor kid, the fag parents always groom them as sexual toys

[Anonymous No.9451531]

>>9451481
But my teacher Mrs. Goldstein said Hitler killed everyone who did not have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a 10 inch uncircumcised cock.

[Anonymous No.9451583]

>>9449763

better than a michelada

[Anonymous No.9451584]

>>9451419
You are such a fucking dipshit. You just came here to argue your racist, sexist, classist, garbage opinions. I was actually about to agree with you on ONE point, but you fucked it up by acting like the ignorant, misinformed, uneducated piece of shit you are.

> prediction: he calls me "triggered" Because he's too ignorant to do better.

[Anonymous No.9451588]

>>9451424
Maybe try moving out of your mom's basement and getting a real job.

[Anonymous No.9451594]

>>9451481
He did have syphilis. That's undisputed.

[Anonymous No.9451602]

>>9451584
>. I was actually about to agree with you on ONE point, but you fucked it up
Why do I give a fuck if you were gonna agree with me, kike.
Your opinion means nothing to me

[Anonymous No.9451603]

>>9451419
What is nature telling me if I want to nut in your mom's vagina and then get sucked off by a man before fucking him in the ass while your mom eats my asshole and rubs her clit?

[Anonymous No.9451606]

>>9451603

you're gonna be a great stepdad

[Anonymous No.9451618]

>>9451606
WRONG! I'm never getting married. Obviously I'm the bull in that scenario anyways and said other man was the cuck step sad

[Anonymous No.9451631]

In Canada bars that serve nothing but elaborate Caesars (bloody Mary’s with clam) abound. Really nothing besides the Clamato stays constant, but the typical formula is booze + Clamato + spices + garnish.

Vodka is traditional for the booze but I’ve had quite a few with tequila and others (with beer in Canada is called a ‘red eye’ but it’s the same idea as a Mexican michealeada). Spices are often red pepper, black pepper, hot sauces, ‘seafood’ spice, celery salt, etc, etc. Garnish is normally either fresh celery, something pickled, and/or cured meat.

I can’t think of any drink with more variations.

[Anonymous No.9451659]

>>9451631
Or yeah, forgot to mention citrus (normally lime) which I’m sure many would consider essential. Also normally there’s ice in the drink (whether done with liquor or beer).

At a Canadian supermarket there’ll normally be a whole section with just stuff to make Caesars.

Personally I’m a big fan of cheese in Caesars.

[Anonymous No.9451668]

>>9451602
Just fyi, you're talking to an actual genealogical member of the Aryan race. Blonde, blue eyed, almost no body hair, and (oddly enough), fewer sweat glands than most people.
YOU are a piece of shit little white fagboy who's just mad your life isn't turning out as easy as you wanted it to be. Fuck off, cuntrag. Go sit around and bitch with your other basement dwellers.

[Anonymous No.9451669]

>thread about bloody mary
>takes ten posts to turn into "hitler was a good boy who dindu nuffin"

[Anonymous No.9451677]

>>9451490
Needs celery salt

[Anonymous No.9451691]

>>9451669
Yeah, and all because I posted about the actual "Bloody Mary" of the Tudor dynasty.

[Anonymous No.9451699]

>>9450692
>alcoholics
>hangovers

[Anonymous No.9451704]

>>9451699

do you think alcoholics don't get hangovers

[Anonymous No.9451714]

>>9451668
>Just fyi, you're talking to an actual genealogical member of the Aryan race.
Reddit Rabbi confirmed.

[Anonymous No.9451723]

>>9451669
Welcome to 4cham, newfag

[Anonymous No.9451732]

>>9451714
What the fuck ever, Pampers.
I know who I am, too bad you don't know who you are. You're a lost soul, latching on to whatever makes you feel good, instead of what's right.

[Anonymous No.9451744]

>>9451584

Oh yeah you got me, all I wanted to do all along was have some little underage leftist shit on my side. Damn, how will I go on with my life now? Triggered? I dunno man, what else do you call it when you tell some sheltered little sheep that Hitler probably wasn't actually a cliched evil villain stereotype and that people who aren't attracted to members of their species with whom they can reproduce are unlikely to do so, and that little sheep gets all worked up and starts spouting a bunch of Sociology 101 thoughtcrime buzzwords like "racist, sexist, classist"? I don't wanna be predictable or anything but that sounds a lot like someone who's fucking TRIGGERED BABY

[Anonymous No.9451759]

>>9451732
>You're a lost soul, latching on to whatever makes you feel good, instead of what's right
Says the liberal faggot

[Anonymous No.9451763]

>>9451732
>Pampers
*tips 100% pure wool fedora

[Anonymous No.9451770]

Bullshit is the objectively superior lunch cocktail.

[Anonymous No.9451779]

how come no one has even mentioned the infinitely superior Bloody Ceaser?

there is absolutely nothing better than a nice n spicy gin ceaser to break up the beers on a hot summer day

also an incredibly hangover cure

[Anonymous No.9451788]

>>9451779
forgot my cocksucking image

[Anonymous No.9451810]

>>9451759
>>9451763
Soooo much projecting.

Still crying, I see.

[Anonymous No.9451812]

>>9451810
>Muh Rick and morty obscure sense of humour XD

[Anonymous No.9451813]

>>9451744
Lol, that's some tard-quality pasta right there. We all know who's "triggered" (and guess what, it's YOU! TEEHEE!)

[Anonymous No.9451817]

>>9451812
Now you're just talking utter nonsense. Anything to feel good about yourself, right?

[Anonymous No.9451868]

>>9451813
I'm just responding to this to let you know that your preschool-tier comeback is not worthy of a response.

BOOM

[Anonymous No.9452719]

>>9451868
>can't keep from trying to get the last word no matter how stupid it is.

Child.

[Anonymous No.9453752]

I like virgin ones.

Ice cold tomato juice with a few dashes of savory ingredients is delicious.

Add vodka: yuck. And I like vodka too.

Tomato juice seems to magnify that ethanol bitterness and burn of vodka. Mixers are supposed to smooth liquor, not roughen them.