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>that first glug of the day

Make sure you test the PH of the water you buy boys. So far this is the best stuff I have found.

>> No.9442057

I drink water from the tap
It's nasty

>> No.9442062

>>9442057
Only in emergencies will i drink tap water. It never tastes right and I just dont trust pipes to carry clean to drink water

>> No.9442160
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9442160

>>9442054
>that first gulag of the day

>> No.9442192

>>9442160
no
GLUG

>> No.9442238
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9442238

>>9442192
yes
GULUG

>> No.9442252

>>9442238
NO ITS JUST GLUG

LIKE GLUG GLUG THE NOISE WATER BUBBLES MAKE

>> No.9442255

>>9442252
Water doesn't make noise, it's just water.

>> No.9442355

>>9442255
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.9442386

>>9442355
For a water enthusiast you sure are fiery.

>> No.9442429
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9442429

>>9442252
yes
noise make when drink vodka of the no alcohols GULUG GULUG

>> No.9442507
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9442507

>tfw live in northern Britain
>our water is perfectly fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0

>> No.9442575

>>9442386
this is a serious topic

>> No.9443406

>>9442575
is that you, hydrationbro?

>> No.9443738

>>9443406
No

>> No.9445002

>>9442252
>trying so hard to force a variation of sip

>> No.9445012

>>9442054
Buy water?

>> No.9445022
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9445022

>>9442054
I drink evian only.

inb4 haha george carlin evian backwards = naive. fuck off the water in my house is shit and my grocery store doesn't have anything better

>> No.9445057

>>9445022
No volvic?

>> No.9445058

>>9445057
I've never even heard of that.

>> No.9445063

>>9445058
Apparently Wal-Mart sells it, among other places. Although I have no Idea how it tastes in Murica.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Volvic-Water-33-8-oz-Pack-of-12/17199140

>> No.9445066

>>9445063
they don't sell the same stuff at every store

>> No.9446442

>>9445002
>trying

Im going to succeed and we will have non ironic water threads

>> No.9447245

>>9442252
Can a native English speaker confirm this isn't the correct onomatopoeia?

>> No.9447252

>>9442054
>good Ph
>9.5
You do realise it's meant to be 7 right ?

>> No.9447266

>>9445063
>2$/L

It's fucking expensive. Do they fly it across the ocean?
https://www.monoprix.fr/eau-minerale-naturelle-volvic-2496747-p
0,34 € / L in a higher class supermarket

>>9447252
7 is neutral. "Good" pH isn't defined, but no reason to have it at 7 since no part of the body has neutral pH.

>> No.9447271

>>9447245
this is correct, but there are many alternatives

>> No.9447302

>>9447266
>It's fucking expensive.
Wow, didn't notice. Yeah, it's much cheaper for me too.

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9447572

>>9446442
>JUST

>> No.9447676
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9447676

Asthetic water is what I drank. Cheapest I found it for was $2.19/ 1.5 liter bottle at my local grocery store.

It had a pH around 7.3, don't drink tap unless you want to be sterile.

>> No.9447686

>>9447676
I like the philosophy they have for having square bottles to increase shipping efficiency. And fiji water is the pumpkin spice of water. All the little thots love their fiji designer water

>> No.9447774

>>9442054
>super hydrating water

>> No.9447994

>>9447774
its like normal hydrating water. But better because of science and ions ans shit

>> No.9448856
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9448856

>BLACKED
superior blk water only option

>> No.9449035

>>9442507

Hardwater sucks, bro. North West. I buy the big 1.5L Volvic when it's less than £1. Otherwise I started drinking tea with hardwater bags.

>> No.9449161
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9449161

>drinking unvortexed, unmagnetised water

>> No.9449458
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9449458

>>9447686
in a box

>> No.9449463

I drink my water out of the garden hose.

>> No.9449471

>>9449161
>his water isn't demoxilated, refined across ultra-magnesium substrates or embedded with nano-particulate hydrofostenes

>> No.9449534

>>9448856
Ew

>> No.9449559

>>9449463
You're saying you like the taste of rubber in your mouth?

>> No.9449666

>>9449559
some people like that

>> No.9449691

>>9442054
fuck off

>> No.9449786

>ITT niggas drinking still water like animals
Bubbles is where it's at.

>>9447676
>>9447686
>square bottles to increase shipping efficiency
Literal bollox. Square profile requires more material to be used per bottle, increasing the mass of a packaging unit and thus decreasing shipping efficiency (compared to "normal" bottles).
Cheers.

>> No.9449799

I just drink filtered tap water. I used to buy bottled, but it got a little crazy needing to recycle like 6 plastic bottles a day.

>> No.9450691

>>9449799
thats the best part tho

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>>9447686
>>9449786
>>square bottles to increase shipping efficiency
>Literal bollox. Square profile requires more material to be used per bottle, increasing the mass of a packaging unit and thus decreasing shipping efficiency (compared to "normal" bottles).
It actually is pretty similar, though generally rounder shapes are more efficient volume/surface area

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9452027

glacial glug

>> No.9452765
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9452765

Had a 12 pk of this, Lord Almighty the hydration.

>> No.9452797

>>9452027
Picture so big it won't load on my ipad

>> No.9452859

got my cat to glug some voss today

how many cats can say they have drank artesian water from norway?

>> No.9452869

>>9452859
Probably most of the cats in Norway. How many cats are there in Norway?

>> No.9452905

>>9452869
doubt it.... as soon as water runs thru pipes that are more than like a year, at absolute most, it is no longer artesian

>> No.9452940

>>9452859
>>9452905
>artesian
heh, I grew up in a city called Artesia, and it had notoriously bad tap water.
Usually it was just a sort of "off" flavor that flavor-aid could mask, but a couple of times it actually ran brown and reeked of poo.

Another childhood memory from the same town was some kind of rupture or backup or something at an intersection near our house, with water bubbling up from beneath a manhole cover and carrying turds and wads of toilet paper down the road.

Today this town is most famous for its "Little India" collection of stores and restaurants. What an amazing coincidence, huh?

>> No.9453259

>>9452797
iPad so shit it won't load a picture

>> No.9453287

>>9452859
Don't you mean "tap water from Norway"?

>> No.9453931

>>9453259
its 2nd gen i think :(

>> No.9455649

back from dead daily glug

>> No.9456706
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>>9449035
Just filter it.

>> No.9458002

bump

>> No.9458015

>>9456706
Alex Jones spotted

>> No.9458037
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9458037

I drink tap from a well in the middle of nowhere. Best tasting water.

>> No.9458043

>>9458015
Depending where you live and how your water is treated your tap water might be safe to drink but can still have some bad taste.
The water where i live is fine but the filter improves the taste of the water.

You can test this for yourself by buying some bottled filtered water and compare it with a glass of water from your tap.

>> No.9458470

>>9458015
These things are cheap and efficient. Alex Jones would sell expensive magical pills or something.

>> No.9458843

>>9442054
Bump
FIGHT THE SIP THREADS WITH GLUG THREADS

pls remember tho guys the plastic from water bottles will eventually contaminate all the water meaning we will eventually only be able to drink filtered or distilled water
Get a water filter and some estrogen blockers

>> No.9458931

>>9442054
That water is more caustic than borax
That cannot be healthy
Also drinking alkaline water does not lower blood ph because all it does is makes you produce more stomach acid as soon as it hits your stomach and does not pass into your blood stream at its original ph
The only way it would work is intravenously

>> No.9458943

>>9442507
Not in Scotland Go and look at the water analysis on the Scottish water website
>really high chlorides
>higher fluoride than some of American states where the water fluorinated

>> No.9458949

>>9447245
It is correct sorry

>> No.9458951
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9458951

FAKE S I P THREAD

>> No.9458966

>>9448856
Spam all beverage threads with pictures of blk water with the BLACKED. COM
Logo on them so they end up with more bumps than the sip threads

DO NOT POST IN THE SIP THREAD COS IT WILL GIVE THEM BUMPS I WOULD SAY TO USE SAGE BUT IT MAY BE CONSIDERED SAGE BOMBING AND MODS MIGHT INTERVINE

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>>9458966
>being this assblasted over a beverage
Redbullies are sissies

>> No.9459101

>>9458951
we are taking over

>> No.9459119

>>9458470
He sells stainless steel customizable filter dispensers for hundreds of dollars a piece.

>> No.9460748

>>9459119
Well the frogs are turning gay