/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9441512]

I got drunk and woke up and this was in the sink

eeuuugghhh..

[Anonymous No.9441521]

And this was on my couch

[Anonymous No.9441537]

I'm so glad I quit drinking.

[Anonymous No.9441539]

that's nice

[Anonymous No.9441582]

>>9441537
How hard was it?

[Anonymous No.9441593]

Oh god I am such a slob

[Anonymous No.9441609]

>>9441512
holy fuck dude get a grip

"Past a certain age a man without a family can be a terrible thing."

[OP No.9441612]

>>9441593
did you...

unironicly piss in a bucket?

[Anonymous No.9441613]

>>9441512
I never heard if cooking rice with quarters in it does it enhance the flavor?

[Anonymous No.9441615]

>>9441593
Jesus fuck my dude, get your shit together

[Anonymous No.9441618]

>>9441593
w-w-what's the yellow liquid a-anon?

[Anonymous No.9441625]

>>9441612
>OP
I'm assuming you are OP from another thread and forgot to take off your name.

[Anonymous No.9441634]

>>9441618
freshly squeezed lemonade

[Anonymous No.9441636]

>>9441625
aye

[Anonymous No.9441638]

>>9441593

This isn't an al/ck/ thread

[Anonymous No.9441645]

>>9441593
you are a slob

fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.9441679]

How can you live with yourself OP?

[Anonymous No.9441738]

>>9441582
It wasn't hard at all. It took me many years to get to that point, but I guess I finally had enough of the blackouts, the life endangerment, the money spent, and most importantly, the three-day hangovers I suffered after my three-day benders. That's how I spent 6/7ths of my week.

I've got six months sober today.

[Anonymous No.9441745]

>>9441638
You're right, it's a sink-food thread. Post your sink-food pics.

[Anonymous No.9441773]

>>9441738
That's good
I wish I could do that

[Anonymous No.9441825]

>>9441773
Hey, I never thought I'd be able to. No matter how bad things got, I continued to drink. It became less and less worth it until one day it suddenly just wasn't worth it at all. I've had no desire to drink since I quit.
But it was getting REALLY bad. 5th of vodka every night, and the blackouts were coming on after just an hour or so of drinking. Usually because I'd be feeling great then smoke weed on top of it.
I'd take cabs most of the time, but sometimes I'd drive blacked out to the store to get strong beers or wine when the bottle was gone. Smoking in the house, dropping cigarettes on my floor and clothes. Broken glass all over place, big plates of uneaten food, smoke alarm from burning pots of food, lost money, lost keys, lost phones, lost ID, strange bruises and cuts, leaving my dog places, drunken calls and texts, pissing myself, occasionally shitting myself, ....just off the top of my head. I'm lucky I didn't die.

[Anonymous No.9441898]

>>9441825
Wow damn
Good thing you quit

[Anonymous No.9442027]

>>9441593
Anon. Im worried for you.

[Anonymous No.9442032]

>>9441593
That's a lot of scoops.

[Anonymous No.9442051]

>>9441512
at least it wasnt a turd

[Anonymous No.9442191]

>>9441512
Know your limit pleb.
Also anyone who thinks it's a good idea to eat before drinking is a disinfo agent, it just makes you more prone to puking.
There is no need to quit shit unless you really want to. Just don't be a jackass who eats a bowl of rice then downs 7 pints.

[Anonymous No.9442248]

>>9442191
I'm actually pretty confident eating helps. I don't drink much but before a friend of mine moved we'd occasionally do tequila shots to get drunk and he'd always get to walking trouble drunk when I'd just be slightly tipsy. He's around 80kg, I'm 90kg but what I think made the difference is that I don't drink without eating something and he'd just chill while I snack something small real quick.

[Anonymous No.9442275]

>>9442248
Maybe it's just me then. Whenever I eat I find it hard to swallow any alcohol to the point where I almost gag if I try to drink at a reasonable rate. However on an empty stomach I do not experience that same reaction and can easily down alcohol faster and take in much more before I start feeling sick.

[Anonymous No.9442348]

>>9442275
I don't get full but eating on an empty stomach irritates it for me so it starts making all the fun awkward noises so I don't do it.
I'm definitely not an active drinker though. I literally only drink at parties 2 times a month at most and I haven't touched alcohol in pretty much a month right now so my opinion and experience are worth very little.

[Anonymous No.9442370]

Uptate, op

we're waiting

[Anonymous No.9442384]

>>9442348
I drink a little more than that but then again different bodies can act and react in different ways I suppose. My body just cant handle food with alcohol for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.9442421]

>>9441593
That is not from one day. Seeing how people on 4chan live always make me feel better about myself

[Anonymous No.9442727]

>>9441593
The funny thing is given you're living like this, the entire apt. is probably under 600 square feet and could be cleaned spic and span within a couple hours. My apts. in college would end up looking like that in every room after a month or so of not removing trash or doing laundry and then I'd fire up a huge joint early one weekend morning and have the place perfectly cleaned in a few hours and my laundry done in a couple more. The multiple piss jugs were kind of tricky because I lived in rooms in an old house carved up into apts. where we shared a bathroom and I had to make sure no one was around to see me carrying them down the hall to empty in the toilet.

[UNCLE CRANK No.9442755]

>>9441612
I pissed on my floor a few weeks ago.
>>9441593
Clean your shit you fucking cave person.

[Anonymous No.9442771]

>>9441512
Looks like you tried to make chicken fried rice.

Also, you'll curb or quit drinking when you're ready. I was as bad as >>9441825,
but losing my job because i was too hungover to go to work was a god send. I couldn't afford to drink so i just focused my time on the gym and eating healthy. I'm three belt sizes down and only drink once in a while with friends. I still have a tendency to drink a lot though. I'm still looking for work too. But i look better and feel better and i don't want to go back to drinking every night again. I just believe things will change when they need to; whether it be good or bad doesn't make a difference. The only thing that matters is that you know you'll make it through.

[Anonymous No.9443990]

>>9442421
I think thats why I like coming here sometimes. "Hey life is bad sometimes, but im doin pretty good!"