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9430509 No.9430509 [Reply] [Original]

Foods with names you'd be embarrassed to say out loud.

>> No.9430775

>>9430509
Pretty much anything at any fast food restaurant
>Big n tasty
It's a fkin hamburger

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9430941

>>9430509

>> No.9431050
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>> No.9431087
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>>9430509

>> No.9431094

>>9431050
That's a good name bro. Fuck you.

>> No.9431106

>>9430509
there's a 'za place nearby that has a 'za called "the massive meat"

>> No.9431108

>>9431050
this, i always feel retarded asking for it but it's one of their best things

>> No.9431117
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9431117

Literally anything from Moe's. It is seriously the only place I've walked out of after just looking at the menu. Maybe some of you think it's cute but that shit is fucking stupid to me.

>> No.9431119

>>9431117
that's the whitest menu i've ever read

>> No.9431122

Does anyone else get nervous saying "vinegar" when they're around coloured people?

>> No.9431130

>>9431122
No, but I get nervous saying "version" because I'm afraid I'll accidentally say virgin and then everyone will know and laugh at me

>> No.9431143

>>9431117
>moo moo mr. cow
I really can't see why you have a problem here outside the kid's menu

>> No.9431170

don't give food stupid names

the local sports bar thing named their chicken sandwich 'big tits' or some shit like that, makes me not want to order it

>> No.9431175

>>9431122
>>9431130

> The Chad Vinegar
> The Virgin Version

>> No.9431181
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>>9431170
this is what it's called, how stupid

the one with less toppings is still "best chest in the west"

>> No.9431187

>>9431117

Valid criticism, but I fucking love Moe's. Chipotle a faggot.

>> No.9431205

>>9431181
Pretty cheap for a sports bar.

>> No.9431279

>>9431117
>having such little of an imagination that you came up with these names
Holy shit

>> No.9431319

>>9430509
I always just asked for the strawberry pancakes, and the waiter knew what I was talking about.

Then my local IHOP was swarmed by mexicans and I haven't been back since.

>> No.9431438

>>9431094
T. Denny's Prodcut Naming Department

>> No.9431444

>>9430509
Mcgangbang

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>>9430509
all of them
i'm shy

>> No.9431502
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>>9431474
Me too

>> No.9431508

"Moon over my hammy"

Always made me cringe.

>> No.9431524

>>9430509

Geoduck
> Gooeyduck

>> No.9431531

>>9431106
My local place has one called "Holy Pepperoni, Batman!" It's actually one of the best ones on their menu, but silly to order.

>> No.9431536

The sushi place here has rolls with names like "French Kiss" and "Screaming Orgasm". I have ordered them by name, but I would not order something called "Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity" by name.

>> No.9431573

>>9431524
:^)

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>>9431117
literally just order with their actual names i.e. burrito or taco. i have never walked into a moe's where someone actually said the words "yeah i'll have a john coctostan with a side of guac please"

>> No.9431632

>>9431050
grand slammwich is better

>> No.9431653
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9431653

Yeah can I get the G-Money. Yah thank you.

>> No.9431675

Kumquat

>> No.9431691

>>9431653
In high school, there was this kid that called himself G-Money so I mercilessly made fun of him until he changed it.

>> No.9431717

>>9431181
Sounds p ballen fampai
I'd smash

>> No.9431902

>>9431675
Kumquat is a funny word. Kumquat, kumquat, kumquat.

>> No.9432042

>>9430509

Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty from a few years back

>> No.9432239

>>9431117
do people go to moes and not just order a burrito / taco / bowl / etc and tell them all the stuff they want on it?

>> No.9432258

>>9431902
Pickle barrel

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>> No.9432575
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>>9430775
People who give food cute names should be burned alive.

>> No.9432577

footlong

>> No.9432612
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9432612

From my local diner. Yeah lemme get a Pooh's Sunrise. Or god forbid, Piggie Delight. That one's just cruel albeit true

>> No.9432628

>>9432561
Looks like 'Schwedenbomben'. That's not that embarrassing.

>> No.9432661

>>9432628

N E G E R K U S S

>> No.9432671

>>9432661
mohrenschmatzer

>> No.9432674

>>9432661
Well, the political correct name is Schokokuss.

>> No.9432707

>>9432674
It's Schaumkuss m8. Schoko is also way too racist.

>> No.9432931

>>9430509
>food

>> No.9432970

>>9432612
Peache Flambe sounds fire Senpai

>> No.9433218
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>>9432970

>> No.9433229

>>9432612

What happens when you "make it special" for $2.00?

>> No.9433230

>>9431050
came to post this

my brother always orders this but says "Ill have your moons over my hammy"

>> No.9433244

>>9431050
>Denny's
there was one of those here once, went out of business in less than a year. To me its this mythical place that Tim Allen goes to in The Santa Clause

>> No.9433278
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>>9431653
>G Money

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>>9430509
I made this just for you.

>> No.9433413
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9433413

>>9430509
ctrl+f "spotted dick"

Wow 4chan you really getting mature, or super gay and out.

>> No.9433482

>>9433413
where have I heard this before
come up with something original and get rid of your generic fucking copy-paste 4chan personality you pasta fagioli

>> No.9433533
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9433533

>>9430509
>"Pleaaase welcomee your favorite drag queen: ROOTY TOOTY FRESH N FROOTY to the stagee!"

>> No.9433600
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>>9433482
But I just typed it now...

>> No.9433611

>>9433229
Ol Sandy in the back drops a giant shit on your meal

>> No.9433625
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9433625

Everything on this menu. They really aren't that bad though.

>> No.9433630

>>9431122
ME!!!
i draw it out and say it kind of like finger

>> No.9433631

>>9433600
>le ebin Reddit frog

>> No.9433642 [DELETED] 
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>>9430509
Anything from a Guy Fieri restaurant.

>> No.9433645

"umami"

>> No.9433646
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>>9433625
>honky tonk double barrel loaded meat blast

>> No.9433649

>>9433646
bugs... easy on the carrots

>> No.9433668

>>9433625
>super-saddened cheez-gutted wolf meat

every time

>> No.9433722

>>9433625
He really writes his menus this way? I feel stupid for asking but this dude is ridiculous so it wouldn't surprise me.

>> No.9433881

>>9432628
I'm Swedish and I find this offensive

>> No.9434035
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>>9433625
>popcorn chicken stuffed meatloaf with tabasco butter and jalapeno glaze
I'd order the Reno, no lie.

>> No.9434214

>>9434035
Plus you can add a Cinnabon and another Cinnabon for 4.95, good deal.

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>> No.9434235

>>9433649
LET A FAT NIGGA FUCC

>> No.9434320
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9434320

Pretty much anything on the menu. But then again if you are going here you have no one to blame but yourself.

>> No.9434433

>>9434214
nah, that's a cinabon, plus 2 more cinnabons. 3 for 5. It's a steal.

>> No.9434998

>>9431117
>John Coctostan

>> No.9435012

The other day I ordered a "Bypass Burger". If I wasn't a skeleton, I woulded have been dissuaded by the name.

>> No.9435013

>>9431606
>>9432239
This. The only reason they have those dumb ass names is so they don't look like they're copying chipotle.
I've never ordered a "homewrecker" or whatever the fuck.

>> No.9435026

>>9434320
This shit is all over the place. Was the owner just like "duuuh I like dis things name menu items after um yay"

>> No.9435926

>>9430509

nacho cheesier/ cooler ranch
big mouth bites
coffee coffee buzz buzz buzz
anything "bumbleberry"

>> No.9435940

>>9431117
I'm with you on this one. That menu is a fucking mess.

>> No.9435952

>>9432612
I like how they gave up for the Strawberry Banana Nutella and Bowl of Fresh Fruit entries.

>> No.9436225

Lamb-a-rama

>> No.9436241
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>local pizza place has the most amazing pizza with red peppers
>the pizza is literally called "THAT’S THE WAY UH-HUH, UH-HUH"
my face turns bright red and I start to sweat everytime I order it

>> No.9436259
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9436259

A lot of restaurants in my city sell burgers with chili and onions called "Fat Boys" and I hate saying that shit. But they are delicious.

>> No.9436279

>>9430509
Any size from Starbucks.

>> No.9436284
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>not shortening names
>not saying "can i get the [short name of actual food]"
>not ordering for pickup online if available to not say shit out loud

There's a smoking pig bbq place and an appetizer is called "wolf turds." I just asked for the "stuffed jalapeno appetizer" and they understood.

>> No.9436292

nobody's mentioned the pupu platter?

>> No.9436293

>>9436284
Then why didn't you just say turds smartass.

>> No.9436344 [DELETED] 

>>9430509
Take your pick.

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9436346

Take your pick.

>> No.9436434

>>9431117
These remind me of ship names from the Culture books, except not funny.

>> No.9436486

>>9432561
Negerkys

>> No.9436490

My cousins fed their 6 year old daughter a Rooty Tooty and she got Hemolytic Uremic Syndrome which caused her kidneys to fail. She was in the hospital for 3 months and required a kidney transplant. It's... Incredibly hard for to find child-sized kidneys, and I have a lot of respect for parents who donate their lost childs' organs.

I remember visiting her in the hospital. She asked me to lay in her hospital bed and hold her; she said "I just want to close my eyes and sleep forever. Will I go to heaven?" It was incredibly hard to watch, but she pulled through. She's behind now in physical and mental development because of the strain it put on her body.

Her parents still eat at IHOP. Idiots.

>> No.9436521

>>9434320
Holy shit, someone else from iowa...

>> No.9436532
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>>9436521
What are the odds?!

>> No.9436584

>>9436284
write up menu

all dishes have an insane amount of ingriendst

names like
"that thing"
"whatchamacalit"
"stuff on a plate"
"whatever that is"
"what they are having"
"for the lady"
"to go"
"something"
"thingie"
"goop"
"some fancy shit"

>> No.9436615

>>9436346
immedialy wondered why the sections are labeled
joints
flicks
movies
films
kino

>> No.9436623

>>9436346
They put the normal name in bold face explicitly so you can just order that.

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>>9433625
>Captain Beefheart
what the fuck

>> No.9436662

>>9431691
Was he a tall lanky faggot?

>> No.9436676

My local brunch place has an amazing dish called "I'm sexy and I know it" and you couldn't catch me saying that shit out loud, so I usually just point to a menu and say "I'll take this"

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>>9431502

>> No.9436755
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>>9430509
RALLY'S NEW SCRRRRREAMIN' CHICKEN STRIP BOX

>> No.9436774

I took my brother to an Arby's and he told me to ask for horsie sauce. I thought he was full of shit and was trying to get me to look stupid, but apparently, it does exist

>> No.9436778

>>9436346
I'm more frustrated how fucking expensive a small drink there is

>> No.9436783
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these tacos are small as fuck for what they're charging too

>> No.9436898

>>9431902
What about the loquat?

>> No.9436958

>>9433722
If you cant tell satire from this level then youre beyond hope

>> No.9436965

>>9434320
These dont even have to do with anything. Except maybe Dawn of the Dead since its a breakfast sandwich.

>> No.9436977
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>>9430509
Sorry, I grew up calling them that, and no I'm not changing. Ever.

>> No.9436988

>>9436977
>tfw never even had the chance to call em that cos i never get em in shell

>> No.9437011

>>9436977
I don't understand

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>>9437011

>> No.9437041

>>9437011
People used to call Brazil nuts "nigger toes"

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>>9437041
used to? why the past tense?

>> No.9437068

>>9436977

You must have been looking for the "Foods with names you'd NOT be embarrassed to say out loud" thread.

>> No.9437110

>>9436977
God you sound like an old out of touch cunt who thinks marginalizing people is your right because you just been doing it for so long. You think you're special for being openly cuntish?

>> No.9437119

>>9437041
Oooh. Yeah, thanks.

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>>9437110
Go back to Tumblr and blog about it, you faggot white knight.

>> No.9437257

>>9433533
Atrocious post, but have a (you) for the effort

>> No.9437463

>>9432575
My boss insists that some of the sandwiches on our menu be listed as "sammies." She's a lovely woman and a brilliant chef, but some of her decisions are questionable

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>>9437110
Go back to
>>>/t/umblr

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>> No.9438409

>>9438342
>not spudnik of the day
wasted oppurtunity

>> No.9439087

>>9437463
Why just some?

>> No.9439374

>>9431117
"Can I get a steak stack?"
Problem solved.

>> No.9439399

>>9430509
If i was to order that i'd scream it out loud at the waitress' face

>> No.9439405

>>9430509
Little Caesar's "Extra most bestest pizza"

>> No.9439410

British food
"Ill have the toad in the hole, if youd be so kind"

>> No.9439414

>>9439410
They literally eat faggots.

>> No.9439425

>>9431181
They avoid saying breast and then they say its a breast. Oi vey.

>> No.9439440

>>9432561
They're called "nigger tit" here in brazil

>> No.9439442

>>9431502
I.. Is this shooped?

>> No.9439444

>>9436662
please don't bring back the memories anon

>> No.9439450

>>9432577
>insecure white guy
I bet it doesnt help that its a black guy making your sandwich

>> No.9439453

>>9439442
No, don't do coke.

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>>9439442

>> No.9439492

>>9437110
>t.memelennial tumblr white knight faggot
please kill yourself

>> No.9439496

>>9436346
This shit is just fine, they keep the theme but make it clear that if you order like a normal person they know what you mean.

>> No.9439498

i was at a place called the salty dog and theyre french dip was called a doggie dip i believe. i couldnt bring myself to say it

>> No.9439509

>>9436490
Goddamnit no.

>> No.9439524

>>9439480
When did they stop being twins?

>> No.9439531

>>9431502
>>9439480
So which one of these is supposed to look worse? They both look bad to me but different. I honestly can't tell which one did all the drugs. I see two ugly grills.

>> No.9439666

anything from chebahut because i'll sound like a pot smoking degenerate.

>> No.9439889
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>>9439524
One got some noticeable work done a while ago.
>>9439531
>I honestly can't tell which one did all the drugs.
both

>> No.9440146

>>9433218
You're doing it wrong.

>> No.9440160

>>9440146
No

>> No.9440165

>>9437110
Kill yourself you niggerlover

>> No.9440169

>>9431117
Homewreckers are literally the only thing I order, and it doesn't sound that ridiculous.

>> No.9440176

>>9431531
My local pizza has a "lonesome cowboy".

There is nothing Western or cowboy related, except beef. No bbq, peppers or anything. I am pretty sure it's just a name.

>> No.9441302

>>9437110
I really hope this is bait.

>> No.9441317

>>9437110

>virtue signaling on a Filipino chess strategy guide

get a life you fucking faggot

>> No.9441360

>>9436490
Stop with this copypasta

>> No.9441382

>>9437027
that's a corpse

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>>9430509
>that awkward moment when you're gonna order something with a retarded name that sounds delicious so you get really quiet and kind of sink down

>> No.9441514

>>9431653
>BC Lions
>Canuck

I'm assuming this is Vancouver, which restaurant?

>> No.9441523

>>9432612
>Pooh's Sunrise

naming a meal anything remotely close to something that will remind someone of literal shit is a terrible idea

>> No.9441571

>>9434320
>T-Virus
>not naming it the Jill Sandwich

>> No.9441655

>>9436490
Even if this fake it still made me sad.

>> No.9441693

>>9432561
NEGAKÜSSE

>> No.9441710

>>9439444
>please don't bring back the memories anon
Please don't make me flesh out this made up story anon.

>> No.9443090

>>9434320
Zombie Burger is pretty good, though.

>> No.9443672

>>9431117
>instant friend
>(vegetarian)

ain't no friend of mine

>> No.9443717

>>9432612
>go to restaurant
>order poo
no thanks

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9443721

>>9430509

>> No.9443724

>>9434320
>zombie-themed burger place
>also has vegetarian and vegan options
kys

>> No.9443790

>>9431122
If anything I try to slip in the other word and see if they notice.