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Screenshots, memes, whatever- idgaf

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cheese for me

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>> No.9427975

But potatoes rice beans and fruits actually make you more hungry in a shorter time frame. The stomach doesn't have to literally be full to feel full. Fats keep you much fuller for much longer than vegan carbohydrates.

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>> No.9428013

of course its baseless vegan propaganda. You cannot believe the shit they put in these images

>> No.9428039

Is bone hurting juice alcohol? I know my knees hurt. Must be it.

>> No.9428061

Those are cherries

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>> No.9428103

>500 calories
Nigga we trying to get swole. I drink 500 kcal to accompany opost workout meal

>> No.9428116

this dumb bitch and her cuck boyfriend don't deserve that soggy pile of shit anyway. Great pic

>> No.9428132

I thought it was a trap cuz moustache lip.

>> No.9428810

ouch owie

>> No.9428830

Nah, alcohol usually affects the brain more. For example see >>9428039

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>> No.9429415

what cartoon?

>> No.9429419

I think it's "The Simpsons".

>> No.9429426

Rick and morty

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>> No.9429484

Hi r*ddit

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>> No.9429772

to the folder you go

>> No.9429773

this person has transcendental thinking

>> No.9429805

really stretches my sarcophagus

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>> No.9429942

Hahahaha I remember this.

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>> No.9429975

Lost at the Crispy Prince Albert

>> No.9429981

That was called lunch when i was a kid

>> No.9430020

Don't do this is makes mustard gas

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>> No.9430110

y tho

>> No.9430127

is this meme from 2008 when 'hipsters are hipsters' was a funny joke

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>> No.9430622

if they think nitroglycerin makes banana cookies they deserve to get mustard gassed

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wouldn't you be angry if you got DISGUSTING bing cherries instead of GOD TIER cherry tomatoes?

you know the old saying: boil 'em, roast 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew. TOMATOES!

i mean, whom'st've us hasn't been pissed off by accidentally getting a fruit instead of tomatoes? if you can't comprehend that, neck yourself, mate.

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>> No.9431229

Anyone have that screencap of the guy going on a rant about how nobody actually likes dark chocolate? It triggers the fuck out of my buddy but I can't ever find it

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>Candy that is green

>> No.9431263

I kinda giggled at this

>> No.9431329

why do i find this weirdly hot?

>> No.9431372

You are a heterosexual male

I'm sorry there is no cure

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>> No.9431419

you're not very clever are you.

>> No.9431437

It doesn't make mustard gas you retard. Do you know what nitroglycerin is?

>> No.9431450

It's a joke hombre, calm down.

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don't be dumb pls

>> No.9431607

>Please do not throw trash here

>> No.9431719

got me

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>> No.9431811

Don't do this it makes mustard gas

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>> No.9431887

Anyone got one with the guy that got drunk and tried to make caramel by cooking a can of evaporated milk on the stovetop?

>> No.9431898

Keksimus maximus
This is unimaginable

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Nevermind, found it.

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>> No.9431997

"Holy Jesus."
"What is is that?"
"What the FUCK IS THAT?"
"Sir, it's a jelly donut."

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I was wondering when someone would make this.


Nice electrodes.

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>> No.9432105

>That faggot trying to derail a good argument with his fucking sharks
Never be that guy, /ck/.

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>> No.9432140

Cooking with hoarders:


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Mother of god.

>> No.9432249

Mr. Wizard would be proud....

>> No.9432286

oh god this takes me back

>> No.9432312

omg i couldnt stop laughing at the end

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>> No.9432349

Is this copied from a viz comic?

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>> No.9432379

Bukkake isn't a sexual word when it cums to food

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>> No.9432382

Well, that was one of the most pointless rants I have ever seen.

>> No.9432388

Those are cherries.

>> No.9432393

that's a gecko tho

>> No.9432399

Fuckin lol

>> No.9432410

oh weird did it originate with food then? kinda like cream pie?

>> No.9432425

Yeah. It's a component of mustard gas.

>> No.9432460

Do you really think medical nitro is explosive?

>> No.9432462

but why

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I remember that episode

>> No.9432487

it just means "splashed".

>> No.9432490

It means splash

>> No.9432516

To quote Oxford dictionary:
>Japanese, literally ‘act of splashing’, also the name of a noodle dish.

>> No.9432579

This guy has life figured out.

>> No.9432672

What happend to that furfag anyway?

>> No.9432677

Does anyone have the Chicken cooked in a water melon?

>> No.9432721

This is not funny at all. Maybe she was preparing a delicious, hot meal for her hard-working husband who was just returning home after a long shift, and then BAM! she dropped everything. That shit is pretty depressing.

>> No.9432727

Pictures like this make me wish I lived in the big city.

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I do not, but have chicken noodle soup being cooked in a watermelon in lieu.

>> No.9432737

Is this fake? Like at 6' 250 is obease but it certianly isn't that crazy overweight were you can't walk around a store.

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I'll never get over the dead mouse carcass on the hot dogs and the mayo tapeworm.

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>> No.9432754

>eating a much smaller piece of extra mature cheese

Honestly excellent advice. You use less cheese yet get a greater degree of flavour. Economical and healthy.

>> No.9432756

He didn't say he was 250 lbs, he said 250 lbs overweight. So he's probably around 350 - 400 lbs

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>Anon does a cookalong thread

>> No.9432785

Imagine letting alcohol control your life like this. If the kitchen caught on fire, this idiot would've suffocated and burned with nary a care.

>> No.9432795

The person who made this was tripping on acid hard. I can see how this totally makes sense.

>> No.9432801

This had to have been bait. Not because of the obvious autism (God knows there's no shortage of than on this site), but why would he taunt his brother's kid like that unless he wanted to be an asshole?

>> No.9432831

How does this happen?

>> No.9432836

>dead mouse carcass
So that's what that is. I thought it was some canned fish or something.

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>Somewhere out there is a guy keeping literal stale memes on display, just rotting away in a corner of his house

>> No.9432845

>bone hurting juiceI'm not big in chemistry, but I suppose lactic acid would be an alcohol since it ends with a hydroxyl group

>> No.9432851

I laughed way too long at this.

>> No.9432860
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hey /ck/ I made this and thought you might like it

>> No.9432870

Needs work.

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too late!

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>> No.9432889

blast techno

>> No.9432891

I don't get it

>> No.9432900

It's the sun god Ra and he is sad because he has bad ramen so he feels ra man. Or something. I don't know, who cares.

>> No.9432912

Oh ok that's kind of clever, you should have that as the filename then

>> No.9432920


Or more likely she tried cooking for the first time in a long time because she remembered hating it. She was struggling to do basic things because she was retarded, and then she dropped a spoon or something mild. This caused her to say "fuck it", throw a tantrum and throw everything on the floor because cooking is too hard and she can't adult today.

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here ya go

>> No.9432977

He still uploads videos.


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>> No.9433241

unreadable. add spaces dumbass

>> No.9433245

lord skipper

>> No.9433250

>Mister Clean
I don't think you should be drinking that stuff....

>> No.9433260

there was a small problem with the hall of fame and i think a possum ate half of it

>> No.9433264

daddy cool
i'm okay with this!

>> No.9433269

I can hear it now: 'killll me...'

>> No.9433280

Now you have a reason to rebuild it.

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This is all that is left. I feed the possum the fruit and cheese platter and i guess he came back for the rest of it.

>> No.9433362

is she single?

>> No.9433435

Does he really think that microwaving explosive nitroglycerine will cause it to detonate?

>> No.9433456

over-cooking and under-stirring

>> No.9433462

Most of these memes are new to me. THatk you everyone for sharing a bit of /ck/ history with this newfag.

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>> No.9433479

>Daddy Strong
That's actually what my sub calls me.

>> No.9433484

>Sea Bass
>Hold the chili
UGH. Plebs.

>> No.9433524

>daddy taste
this brings back unpleasant memories

>> No.9433527

i bought this the other day.
>it tastes bad
now you know

>> No.9433540


I bet the one guy who ordered the medium well got tons of ribbing and felt like a special foodie snowflake among his friends

>> No.9433558

daddy pop

>> No.9433560

>Uncle Peeper
Why is this can of soda so insistent that I shower with the door open?

>> No.9433582

>uncle pappy
Dangit cletus.

>> No.9433602


So this is what they mean when they say a picture is worth a thousand words

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Looks to me as though this fatty boombatty, chunky monkey wobbleslob, blubbernaut porkplanet fat-fetishist has had enough dinner anyway. Serves the cunt right, probably tripped over one of her chins.

>> No.9433640

dr pepper is a knock off of mr.pibb retard

>> No.9433653

Who hurt you?

>> No.9433669

the rhubarb one was the one that got me. fucking rhubarb is celery as a fruit

is rhubarb a fruit tho?

>> No.9433672

Rhubarb is a mineral.

>> No.9433695

Haha white people

>> No.9433700


>> No.9433703

>Global rule 3
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: [...] racism

>> No.9433708

are you trolling me right now? how is a stalk of rhubarb itself only a mineral?

its fruit like if anything

>> No.9433709

once you pay your taxes you can get back to insulting fat birds, Jimmy.

>> No.9433711

if rhubarb is a fruit, so too is your father.

>> No.9433723

>dumb whore demeaning herself on camera by deep throating a full stick of butter to impress three people in the room for five minutes

What do you think?

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I let 230V run through wienerwurst during my physics lessons to show my students the dangers of electricity.

The sausage shouldn't burst in flames, but start to glow orange at one end while starting to get cooked (and charred). The orange glow is caused by the sodium in it. The effect is even more spectacular with pickles:


My students love that shit - except for the smell afterwards.

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rhubarb is considered a fruit culinarily, though not botanically

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Who here likes cats

>> No.9433743

>how to spot a black diversity hire taking his family out to dinner

Comped food? Check
Burnt expensive food? Check
Tyrone's white girlfriend getting fish? Check

>> No.9433745

>not botanically
this is what I was getting at, with a somewhat flawed argument, since anons father dies seem to like dicks, for that is the only explanation he turned out so faggy.

>> No.9433748

It's literally a bay leaf you stupid cunt. Chick isn't in the wrong for expecting Paco to take a leathery bay leaf out of her food while preparing it.

>> No.9433750

Is something bothering you?

>> No.9433763

No that's just how most millennials are nowadays

>> No.9433775

t. time warp shut-in who thinks it's 2008

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>But baking soda is acidic.

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>> No.9433807

this is one of the best scenes in all of the simpsons

>> No.9433822

This is too much


>> No.9433850

>throwing away food


>> No.9433873

This is better

>> No.9433945

You know it's real when it's stranger than fiction ever could be.

>> No.9433968

prince refreshing

>> No.9433974

They should replace the Statue of Library with one of these so every one knows they're getting into

>> No.9433977

Dr Perfect here.

It'll do I suppose.

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>tfw Prince Perfect

>> No.9434026

>doesn't title his files
>wonders where it goes in a month

>> No.9434045

my favorite is the "u-pick pond kings"
I've seen it a hundred times, and I still have a hearty laugh every time.

>> No.9434064

lord fizz

>> No.9434067

Family Guy

>> No.9434098

What the hell is this

>> No.9434107

Looks like Secretary of State Rex Tillerson on a grocery run

>> No.9434112

Big fan of Night Loaf. Anyone who hasn't tried it is a colossal faggot.

>> No.9434115

Subway employee, made my fucking life with the clean up sandwich

>> No.9434148

>Sir FIzz


Also fuck your square Perky should be CN, Bob LE and Extreme CE

>> No.9434175


>> No.9434177

>Senator Hit
Not bad

>> No.9434238

When I worked at McDonalds as a kid we actually made Chicken Mcflurry, it was tolerable. We made everything into a McFlurry when we were bored.

>> No.9434240

Doc Peeper

Wow that was better then id thought it to be

>> No.9434253

Nope. Dirty bitch with hormone imbalance.

>> No.9434282

A punch to the sarcophagus is the best defense against sexual assault.

>> No.9434523
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>> No.9434562
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>> No.9434623
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>> No.9434650
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>> No.9434657
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>> No.9434671

Tfw no chicken silk

>> No.9434722

hilarious!! you're a riot!

>> No.9434791
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>> No.9434833

>Lord Popper
Bow down bitches

>> No.9434840

>null set
Umm sweetie that's ontologically wrong.

>> No.9434904


>> No.9434941

Waaaaah, baby wants a Zima

>> No.9434995

ay lmao someone screenshot the thread. I was the water guy. so proud

>> No.9435033

For what purpose?

>> No.9435082

My sides are like this guy's oreos.

>> No.9435135
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>> No.9435168

>the nigger of the water family

>> No.9435396


>Baron Spice

hell yeah.

>> No.9435417

(She's crazy like a fool)

>> No.9435536

Haha and she already ate half!

DESU I like chewing on them when I'm done using them in cooking

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>> No.9436008

>This stupid fucking faggot just sits there everyday and gives me that stupid faggot look

>> No.9436039


>> No.9436162


Its really cheap and shitty canned tuna.

>> No.9436210 [DELETED] 
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I hate niggers. What you gonna do, sweetie?

>> No.9436220

Someone explain this to me

>> No.9436229


Recipe called for 2 and 1/4 cups of flour, the dude just filled his 1/4 cup measuring utensil twice.

>> No.9436232

/ck/'s best detectives on the case

>> No.9436266

he only used half a cup of flour when he should've been using 2 and a 1/4th cups.

>> No.9436385

looks to be 4chan.org

>> No.9436438

They tried

>> No.9436478


>> No.9436704
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>> No.9436731

Duke Cola. Hmm...

>> No.9436748

No it's not.

>> No.9436857


>> No.9436876

Is this what they make you do when you apply for an American citizenship?

>> No.9436944


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>> No.9437031

that's not how that works

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Probably already in the thread, but this genius deserves a special mention.

>> No.9437373
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The more you know…

>> No.9437375


>> No.9437384

Lost against capitalism

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>> No.9437450


>> No.9437459

Not a lacto ferment.
What she's described is specifically a yeast ferment. Lacto fermentation requires lactobacillius cultures. Any chick who has a lacto culture in her cunt would smell like bad cheese every time she opened her legs.

Most women maintain a high enough standard of hygiene that they can't actually make cooch fermentation happen.

>> No.9437461

>grocery store
>hosting an open mic
im dying

>> No.9437527
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>Statue of Library

>> No.9437573

I don't know. I'm just an obsessed European, and I found this humourous, since it fullfills all the cliches.

>> No.9437580
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>Natural! Fresh roasted peanut """"""""flavor"""""""""
>It's an actual substance named "natural roasted peanut flavor"
>"contains trace calories"
>trace calories
Fucking america.

>> No.9437584


>> No.9437593


>> No.9437599
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There is only one thing that helps against obsessions: An exorcism.

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>Prince Strong

>> No.9437682
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>someone on 4chan is allowed to show his "electric pickle," around children

>> No.9437740

holy kek

>> No.9437755


>> No.9437757


The guy read "2 1/4 cup" as "2 * 1/4 cup".

>> No.9437883

Holly shit! Where the fuck do you people come from?

>> No.9437889

This is Viz top tips.

>> No.9437915
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yes, I did start this thread

>> No.9437918

Imagine the glee on the children's faces when it British food day!

>> No.9437925
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>british food day

>> No.9437954

>Master Spirit

>> No.9437960

>Master Perfect
Seems a bit redundant...

>> No.9438036

>Saying laughing at White people not understand Hispanic food is racist

I bet you commonly break this rule but when someone say anything about whites u quote it

>> No.9438069

>implying that ingredient is exclusive to "hispanic" food

>> No.9438078

p sure they said this was the bay leaf they use in their rice

>> No.9438086

>toiler paper

>> No.9438090

I want a cat just like that.

What race is it? Look like it can either be a Turkish Angora or a Maine Coon.

>> No.9438107

It's not that bad actually, better than nothing and can be made for cheap.

Not everything needs to be covered in bacon anon

>> No.9438112
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Fish heads cake, what every kid likes the most!

>> No.9438139

I'm not just that bitch found it in “Hispanic" (if you could even call Chipotle that) food

>> No.9438147

Thats not British it's Scottish

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>> No.9438170

It's fucking plain bread. Yes it's that bad.

>> No.9438214


>> No.9438227

No it's Cornish

>> No.9438267

You will never hear anyone say this on 4chan
But yeah it appears you are correct and I was wrong
I just assumed it was Scottish cos iv only seen it here and never in England

>> No.9438473

No, it's made with butter, salz and pepper.

>> No.9438631

England has the same laws regarding the sale of low calorie foods as "zero calorie". the soda tab and the sweetener splenda are primary examples.

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>Doc Radical
meme: ascended

>> No.9439478

I've done this. Didn't even feel sick after.

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