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/ck/ humor Anonymous Thu Sep 14 19:15:04 2017 No.9427068 [Reply] [Original]

Screenshots, memes, whatever- idgaf

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 19:18:48 2017 No.9427078 File: 48 KB, 500x500, 1482454208076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 19:19:41 2017 No.9427080 File: 113 KB, 837x381, Vegan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 19:25:37 2017 No.9427099 File: 62 KB, 400x533, 1451452777368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9427080 cheese for me

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 19:38:15 2017 No.9427132 File: 79 KB, 924x444, fridge.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 20:42:33 2017 No.9427342 File: 110 KB, 819x895, tomate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 21:05:29 2017 No.9427408 File: 240 KB, 996x1372, typical ck posters.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 21:08:37 2017 No.9427413 File: 20 KB, 1094x193, cookingtips.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 21:27:14 2017 No.9427471 File: 23 KB, 732x288, 1474664739538.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 00:08:02 2017 No.9427941 File: 83 KB, 700x381, 500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9427080

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 00:18:49 2017 No.9427975 >>9427941 But potatoes rice beans and fruits actually make you more hungry in a shorter time frame. The stomach doesn't have to literally be full to feel full. Fats keep you much fuller for much longer than vegan carbohydrates.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 00:19:23 2017 No.9427977 >>9427471 jej

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 00:32:13 2017 No.9428013 >>9427975 of course its baseless vegan propaganda. You cannot believe the shit they put in these images

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 00:39:51 2017 No.9428039 >>9427941 Is bone hurting juice alcohol? I know my knees hurt. Must be it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 00:51:48 2017 No.9428061 >>9427342 Those are cherries

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 00:54:00 2017 No.9428064 File: 24 KB, 470x271, life.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9427068

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 01:07:15 2017 No.9428103 >>9427941 >500 calories Nigga we trying to get swole. I drink 500 kcal to accompany opost workout meal

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 01:10:47 2017 No.9428116 >>9427099 this dumb bitch and her cuck boyfriend don't deserve that soggy pile of shit anyway. Great pic

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 01:18:23 2017 No.9428132 >>9428116 I thought it was a trap cuz moustache lip.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 08:01:45 2017 No.9428810 >>9428039 ouch owie

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 08:13:52 2017 No.9428830 >>9428039 Nah, alcohol usually affects the brain more. For example see >>9428039

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 08:22:35 2017 No.9428845 File: 1.19 MB, 863x658, ck's diet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 12:30:39 2017 No.9429415 >>9427078 what cartoon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 12:31:39 2017 No.9429419 >>9429415 I think it's "The Simpsons".

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 12:34:28 2017 No.9429426 >>9429415 Rick and morty

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 12:46:14 2017 No.9429459 File: 1.22 MB, 1487x5624, ck-helpful.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 12:54:20 2017 No.9429484 >>9429426 Hi r*ddit

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 14:11:26 2017 No.9429760 File: 54 KB, 503x720, how to make a banana cookie don't do this you will die.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 14:13:06 2017 No.9429768 File: 61 KB, 894x306, how_to_cook_pizza.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 14:15:30 2017 No.9429772 >>9427217 to the folder you go

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 14:15:47 2017 No.9429773 >>9427413 this person has transcendental thinking

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 14:29:56 2017 No.9429805 >>9429773 really stretches my sarcophagus

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 14:42:44 2017 No.9429838 File: 460 KB, 1600x1200, worst meal ever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9429729 delet

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 15:13:10 2017 No.9429937 File: 2.55 MB, 406x720, butterswallow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 15:14:28 2017 No.9429942 >>9429740 Hahahaha I remember this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 15:19:10 2017 No.9429954 File: 522 KB, 1536x2048, 1498001034083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9429937

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 15:20:02 2017 No.9429957 File: 2.83 MB, 408x720, butterspit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9429937

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 15:23:52 2017 No.9429975 >>9429725 Lost at the Crispy Prince Albert

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 15:25:03 2017 No.9429981 >>9429729 That was called lunch when i was a kid

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 15:36:09 2017 No.9430020 >>9429760 Don't do this is makes mustard gas

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 16:05:13 2017 No.9430099 File: 400 KB, 1400x1400, 1486789723158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 16:08:12 2017 No.9430110 >>9429937 y tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 16:13:05 2017 No.9430127 >>9430099 is this meme from 2008 when 'hipsters are hipsters' was a funny joke

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 18:55:03 2017 No.9430622 >>9430020 if they think nitroglycerin makes banana cookies they deserve to get mustard gassed

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 19:20:24 2017 No.9430715 File: 346 KB, 1443x661, 1501941520827.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9430658 kek

Anonymous Fri Sep 15 19:29:19 2017 No.9430745
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>>9428061
wouldn't you be angry if you got DISGUSTING bing cherries instead of GOD TIER cherry tomatoes?

you know the old saying: boil 'em, roast 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew. TOMATOES!

i mean, whom'st've us hasn't been pissed off by accidentally getting a fruit instead of tomatoes? if you can't comprehend that, neck yourself, mate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 19:36:50 2017 No.9430770 >>9429942 Story?

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 21:51:02 2017 No.9431229 Anyone have that screencap of the guy going on a rant about how nobody actually likes dark chocolate? It triggers the fuck out of my buddy but I can't ever find it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 21:56:01 2017 No.9431239 File: 51 KB, 590x456, 1505180868270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9427132 >Candy that is green

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 22:05:45 2017 No.9431263 >>9430209 I kinda giggled at this

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 22:34:05 2017 No.9431329 >>9429937 why do i find this weirdly hot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 22:48:51 2017 No.9431372 >>9431329 You are a heterosexual male I'm sorry there is no cure

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 22:56:12 2017 No.9431404 File: 22 KB, 500x512, snake eating tomatoes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 23:02:55 2017 No.9431419 >>9429484 you're not very clever are you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 23:09:52 2017 No.9431437 >>9430020 It doesn't make mustard gas you retard. Do you know what nitroglycerin is?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 23:15:09 2017 No.9431450 >>9431437 It's a joke hombre, calm down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 23:28:09 2017 No.9431492 File: 15 KB, 480x372, 1496938710506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9431437 don't be dumb pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 00:09:52 2017 No.9431607 >>9431492 >Please do not throw trash here

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 00:42:50 2017 No.9431719 >>9427342 got me

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 01:09:18 2017 No.9431811 >>9429760 Don't do this it makes mustard gas

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 01:28:31 2017 No.9431857 File: 3.06 MB, 800x6065, 1495559715236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 01:41:12 2017 No.9431887 Anyone got one with the guy that got drunk and tried to make caramel by cooking a can of evaporated milk on the stovetop?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 01:44:43 2017 No.9431898 >>9431759 Keksimus maximus This is unimaginable

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 01:45:07 2017 No.9431899 File: 348 KB, 1270x3469, Caramel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9431887 Nevermind, found it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 01:45:30 2017 No.9431900 File: 62 KB, 770x690, Dinotendies_80b000_6369879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 01:49:10 2017 No.9431913 >>/ck/thread/S9339426

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 02:24:59 2017 No.9431997 >>9431759 "Holy Jesus." "What is is that?" "What the FUCK IS THAT?" *WHAT IS IT PRIVATE PYLE?" "Sir, it's a jelly donut."

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 02:35:20 2017 No.9432015 File: 84 KB, 608x452, 1382260465007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9430715 I was wondering when someone would make this. >>9431857 Nice electrodes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 02:43:26 2017 No.9432035 File: 74 KB, 851x363, pleb kid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 02:55:30 2017 No.9432053 File: 687 KB, 1216x2000, cake-tartare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 03:33:40 2017 No.9432105 >>9429459 >That faggot trying to derail a good argument with his fucking sharks Never be that guy, /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 03:59:25 2017 No.9432135 >>9431759 >enjoy

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 04:03:18 2017 No.9432140 Cooking with hoarders: https://youtu.be/rdnQ0nO3AcY

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 04:22:55 2017 No.9432172 File: 9 KB, 249x300, TheGrim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9432140 Mother of god.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 05:02:01 2017 No.9432249 >>9431857 Mr. Wizard would be proud....

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 05:23:23 2017 No.9432286 >>9432140 oh god this takes me back

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 05:37:29 2017 No.9432312 >>9432140 omg i couldnt stop laughing at the end

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 05:56:48 2017 No.9432349 >>9427068 >>9427413 Is this copied from a viz comic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 05:57:37 2017 No.9432353 File: 293 KB, 465x343, sixtyfoursixtythreetwoone.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 06:13:44 2017 No.9432379 >>9431784 Bukkake isn't a sexual word when it cums to food

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 06:14:36 2017 No.9432380 File: 36 KB, 520x356, foodchain-simpsons.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9428845

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 06:16:56 2017 No.9432382 >>9430745 Well, that was one of the most pointless rants I have ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 06:18:38 2017 No.9432388 >>9431404 Those are cherries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 06:22:41 2017 No.9432393 >>9431404 that's a gecko tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 06:27:26 2017 No.9432399 >>9432393 Fuckin lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 06:30:18 2017 No.9432410 >>9432379 oh weird did it originate with food then? kinda like cream pie?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 06:38:06 2017 No.9432425 >>9431437 Yeah. It's a component of mustard gas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 06:54:35 2017 No.9432460 >>9431437 Do you really think medical nitro is explosive?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 06:55:23 2017 No.9432462 >>9429937 but why

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 06:59:08 2017 No.9432467 File: 131 KB, 462x345, spaguetti.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9431857 I remember that episode

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 07:13:48 2017 No.9432487 >>9432410 it just means "splashed".

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 07:15:54 2017 No.9432490 >>9432410 It means splash

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 07:34:07 2017 No.9432516 >>9432487 >>9432490 To quote Oxford dictionary: >Origin >Japanese, literally ‘act of splashing’, also the name of a noodle dish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 08:15:07 2017 No.9432579 >>9431766 This guy has life figured out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 09:15:21 2017 No.9432672 >>9430167 What happend to that furfag anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 09:19:54 2017 No.9432677 Does anyone have the Chicken cooked in a water melon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 09:45:14 2017 No.9432721 >>9429740 This is not funny at all. Maybe she was preparing a delicious, hot meal for her hard-working husband who was just returning home after a long shift, and then BAM! she dropped everything. That shit is pretty depressing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 09:48:29 2017 No.9432727 >>9431769 Pictures like this make me wish I lived in the big city.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 09:49:19 2017 No.9432730 File: 66 KB, 640x483, for-what-purpose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9432677 I do not, but have chicken noodle soup being cooked in a watermelon in lieu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 09:50:59 2017 No.9432737 >>9429391 Is this fake? Like at 6' 250 is obease but it certianly isn't that crazy overweight were you can't walk around a store.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 09:54:34 2017 No.9432741 File: 70 KB, 428x510, 1324585978919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9429838 I'll never get over the dead mouse carcass on the hot dogs and the mayo tapeworm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 09:59:03 2017 No.9432750 File: 8 KB, 251x230, 1322513130513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9431763 >IF YOU USE PRE GRATED YOUR BULLY WAS RIGHT

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:00:13 2017 No.9432754 >>9427413 >eating a much smaller piece of extra mature cheese Honestly excellent advice. You use less cheese yet get a greater degree of flavour. Economical and healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:00:32 2017 No.9432756 >>9432737 He didn't say he was 250 lbs, he said 250 lbs overweight. So he's probably around 350 - 400 lbs

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:06:26 2017 No.9432771 File: 165 KB, 889x385, 402e5b6a9d704a6987206ddad318bae0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Anon does a cookalong thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:16:27 2017 No.9432785 >>9431899 Imagine letting alcohol control your life like this. If the kitchen caught on fire, this idiot would've suffocated and burned with nary a care.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:22:21 2017 No.9432795 >>9429749 The person who made this was tripping on acid hard. I can see how this totally makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:23:45 2017 No.9432801 >>9431763 This had to have been bait. Not because of the obvious autism (God knows there's no shortage of than on this site), but why would he taunt his brother's kid like that unless he wanted to be an asshole?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:38:39 2017 No.9432831 >>9432015 How does this happen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:39:28 2017 No.9432836 >>9432741 >dead mouse carcass So that's what that is. I thought it was some canned fish or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:39:38 2017 No.9432838 File: 89 KB, 650x1053, 1448040265198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9431857 >>9431866 >>9431870 >Somewhere out there is a guy keeping literal stale memes on display, just rotting away in a corner of his house

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:43:51 2017 No.9432845 >>9428039 >bone hurting juiceI'm not big in chemistry, but I suppose lactic acid would be an alcohol since it ends with a hydroxyl group

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:46:47 2017 No.9432851 >>9432771 I laughed way too long at this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:49:29 2017 No.9432860 File: 120 KB, 408x490, ramen4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hey /ck/ I made this and thought you might like it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:54:29 2017 No.9432870 >>9432860 Needs work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:55:24 2017 No.9432872 File: 26 KB, 366x128, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9432870 too late!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:57:08 2017 No.9432878 >>9432872 ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:59:17 2017 No.9432889 blast techno

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 10:59:46 2017 No.9432891 >>9432860 I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 11:01:41 2017 No.9432900 >>9432891 It's the sun god Ra and he is sad because he has bad ramen so he feels ra man. Or something. I don't know, who cares.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 11:06:11 2017 No.9432912 >>9432900 Oh ok that's kind of clever, you should have that as the filename then

Anonymous Sat Sep 16 11:09:30 2017 No.9432920

>>9432721

Or more likely she tried cooking for the first time in a long time because she remembered hating it. She was struggling to do basic things because she was retarded, and then she dropped a spoon or something mild. This caused her to say "fuck it", throw a tantrum and throw everything on the floor because cooking is too hard and she can't adult today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 11:10:01 2017 No.9432921 File: 120 KB, 408x490, thesungodRaandheissadbecausehehasbadramensohefeelsramanorsomethingIdontknowwhocares.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9432912 here ya go

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 11:24:10 2017 No.9432977 >>9432140 He still uploads videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPAofDfrW10

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 12:52:38 2017 No.9433236 File: 53 KB, 640x400, dr knockoff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9433232

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 12:56:17 2017 No.9433241 >>9432921 unreadable. add spaces dumbass

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 12:57:20 2017 No.9433245 >>9433236 lord skipper

>>	OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk Sat Sep 16 12:57:58 2017 No.9433250 >>9433236 >Mister Clean I don't think you should be drinking that stuff....

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 12:59:37 2017 No.9433260 >>9432838 there was a small problem with the hall of fame and i think a possum ate half of it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 13:01:58 2017 No.9433264 >>9433236 daddy cool i'm okay with this!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 13:03:37 2017 No.9433269 >>9431759 I can hear it now: 'killll me...'

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 13:08:57 2017 No.9433280 >>9433260 Now you have a reason to rebuild it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 13:26:03 2017 No.9433329 File: 1.10 MB, 1765x1098, 20170916_132422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9433280 This is all that is left. I feed the possum the fruit and cheese platter and i guess he came back for the rest of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 13:32:20 2017 No.9433362 >>9429937 is she single?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 13:45:31 2017 No.9433435 >>9432460 Does he really think that microwaving explosive nitroglycerine will cause it to detonate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 13:48:13 2017 No.9433456 >>9432831 over-cooking and under-stirring

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 13:49:44 2017 No.9433462 >>9432838 Most of these memes are new to me. THatk you everyone for sharing a bit of /ck/ history with this newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 13:51:29 2017 No.9433469 File: 128 KB, 634x1107, 1490918124811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9427068

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 13:53:23 2017 No.9433477 File: 58 KB, 540x960, 1470085801022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9433462

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 13:53:57 2017 No.9433479 >>9433236 >Daddy Strong That's actually what my sub calls me.

>>	OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk Sat Sep 16 13:54:43 2017 No.9433484 >>9433477 >Sea Bass >Hold the chili UGH. Plebs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:03:59 2017 No.9433524 >>9433236 >daddy taste this brings back unpleasant memories

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:04:43 2017 No.9433527 >>9431781 i bought this the other day. >it tastes bad now you know

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:09:01 2017 No.9433540 >>9433477 I bet the one guy who ordered the medium well got tons of ribbing and felt like a special foodie snowflake among his friends

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:15:57 2017 No.9433558 >>9433236 daddy pop

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:17:47 2017 No.9433560 >>9433236 >Uncle Peeper Why is this can of soda so insistent that I shower with the door open?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:24:01 2017 No.9433582 >>9433560 >uncle pappy Dangit cletus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:29:19 2017 No.9433602 >>9431857 So this is what they mean when they say a picture is worth a thousand words

Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:35:03 2017 No.9433633
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>>9429740
Looks to me as though this fatty boombatty, chunky monkey wobbleslob, blubbernaut porkplanet fat-fetishist has had enough dinner anyway. Serves the cunt right, probably tripped over one of her chins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:36:38 2017 No.9433640 >>9433236 dr pepper is a knock off of mr.pibb retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:39:53 2017 No.9433653 >>9432920 Who hurt you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:43:12 2017 No.9433669 >>9427413 the rhubarb one was the one that got me. fucking rhubarb is celery as a fruit is rhubarb a fruit tho?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:44:16 2017 No.9433672 >>9433669 Rhubarb is a mineral.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:52:36 2017 No.9433695 >>9433469 Haha white people

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:54:30 2017 No.9433700 >>9433695 >America >"""""""""""""White"""""""""""

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:55:30 2017 No.9433703 >>9433695 >Global rule 3 >You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: [...] racism

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:57:21 2017 No.9433708 >>9433672 are you trolling me right now? how is a stalk of rhubarb itself only a mineral? its fruit like if anything

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:58:22 2017 No.9433709 >>9433633 once you pay your taxes you can get back to insulting fat birds, Jimmy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 14:59:24 2017 No.9433711 >>9433708 if rhubarb is a fruit, so too is your father.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 15:03:30 2017 No.9433723 >>9433362 >dumb whore demeaning herself on camera by deep throating a full stick of butter to impress three people in the room for five minutes What do you think?

Anonymous Sat Sep 16 15:03:38 2017 No.9433724
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>>9431857
I let 230V run through wienerwurst during my physics lessons to show my students the dangers of electricity.

The sausage shouldn't burst in flames, but start to glow orange at one end while starting to get cooked (and charred). The orange glow is caused by the sodium in it. The effect is even more spectacular with pickles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNeMeniYWY

My students love that shit - except for the smell afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 15:05:17 2017 No.9433735 File: 338 KB, 1286x1500, 1443896381495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9433711 rhubarb is considered a fruit culinarily, though not botanically

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 15:06:57 2017 No.9433740 File: 176 KB, 1080x1920, Snapchat-287961097.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who here likes cats

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 15:07:46 2017 No.9433743 >>9433477 >how to spot a black diversity hire taking his family out to dinner Comped food? Check Burnt expensive food? Check Tyrone's white girlfriend getting fish? Check

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 15:08:32 2017 No.9433745 >>9433735 >not botanically this is what I was getting at, with a somewhat flawed argument, since anons father dies seem to like dicks, for that is the only explanation he turned out so faggy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 15:09:48 2017 No.9433748 >>9433695 It's literally a bay leaf you stupid cunt. Chick isn't in the wrong for expecting Paco to take a leathery bay leaf out of her food while preparing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 15:10:35 2017 No.9433750 >>9433723 Is something bothering you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 15:15:15 2017 No.9433763 >>9430127 No that's just how most millennials are nowadays

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 15:19:34 2017 No.9433775 >>9433763 t. time warp shut-in who thinks it's 2008

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 15:30:01 2017 No.9433804 File: 618 KB, 1201x884, fug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9427408 >But baking soda is acidic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 15:30:04 2017 No.9433805 File: 288 KB, 408x490, thesungodRaandheissadbecausehehasbadramensohefeelsramanorsomethingIdontknowwhocares.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9433241

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 15:30:36 2017 No.9433807 >>9432353 this is one of the best scenes in all of the simpsons

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 15:34:19 2017 No.9433822 This is too much https://youtu.be/XNJMQz2ggK8

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 15:43:09 2017 No.9433850 >>9433822 >throwing away food degenerate

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 15:50:50 2017 No.9433873 >>9433805 This is better

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 16:13:58 2017 No.9433945 >>9431766 You know it's real when it's stranger than fiction ever could be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 16:27:24 2017 No.9433968 >>9433236 prince refreshing

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 16:29:15 2017 No.9433974 >>9431781 They should replace the Statue of Library with one of these so every one knows they're getting into

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 16:30:59 2017 No.9433977 >>9433968 Dr Perfect here. It'll do I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 16:39:42 2017 No.9434002 File: 985 KB, 500x260, 1392101366246.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9433236 >tfw Prince Perfect

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 16:44:26 2017 No.9434026 >>9432872 >doesn't title his files >wonders where it goes in a month

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 16:50:11 2017 No.9434045 >>9429749 my favorite is the "u-pick pond kings" I've seen it a hundred times, and I still have a hearty laugh every time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 16:57:47 2017 No.9434064 >>9433236 lord fizz

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 16:58:16 2017 No.9434067 >>9429415 Family Guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 17:07:41 2017 No.9434098 >>9429954 What the hell is this

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 17:09:26 2017 No.9434107 >>9434098 Looks like Secretary of State Rex Tillerson on a grocery run

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 17:10:00 2017 No.9434112 >>9429749 Big fan of Night Loaf. Anyone who hasn't tried it is a colossal faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 17:10:45 2017 No.9434115 >>9429725 Subway employee, made my fucking life with the clean up sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 17:17:09 2017 No.9434148 >>9433236 >Sir FIzz Okay >>9433232 Also fuck your square Perky should be CN, Bob LE and Extreme CE

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 17:22:58 2017 No.9434175 >>9433236 dfsghdfhg

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 17:24:59 2017 No.9434177 >>9433236 >Senator Hit Not bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 17:43:14 2017 No.9434238 >>9429725 When I worked at McDonalds as a kid we actually made Chicken Mcflurry, it was tolerable. We made everything into a McFlurry when we were bored.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 17:44:11 2017 No.9434240 >>9433236 Doc Peeper Wow that was better then id thought it to be

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 17:46:30 2017 No.9434253 >>9428132 Nope. Dirty bitch with hormone imbalance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 17:55:46 2017 No.9434282 >>9429805 A punch to the sarcophagus is the best defense against sexual assault.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 18:57:24 2017 No.9434523 File: 20 KB, 224x225, dr foots.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9433236

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 19:04:56 2017 No.9434562 File: 72 KB, 700x703, jeIJVf3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 19:23:33 2017 No.9434623 File: 67 KB, 1123x720, i love heroin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 19:27:14 2017 No.9434637 File: 3.28 MB, 1346x4986, ck sweet sundae raman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 19:30:39 2017 No.9434650 File: 3.03 MB, 1920x4840, meme roll sushi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 19:32:02 2017 No.9434657 File: 51 KB, 440x440, pepsi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 19:35:59 2017 No.9434671 >>9429749 Tfw no chicken silk

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 19:48:05 2017 No.9434722 >>9433633 hilarious!! you're a riot!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 20:06:32 2017 No.9434791 File: 285 KB, 736x999, -ck Food based comedy Food Cooking 4chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 20:18:16 2017 No.9434833 >>9433236 >Lord Popper Bow down bitches

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 20:21:13 2017 No.9434840 >>9434562 >null set Umm sweetie that's ontologically wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 20:36:10 2017 No.9434904 >>9434791 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 20:45:14 2017 No.9434941 >>9430099 Waaaaah, baby wants a Zima

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 21:01:08 2017 No.9434995 >>9431793 ay lmao someone screenshot the thread. I was the water guy. so proud

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 21:12:15 2017 No.9435033 >>9433633 For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 21:22:58 2017 No.9435082 >>9434791 My sides are like this guy's oreos. Gone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 21:36:14 2017 No.9435135 File: 62 KB, 691x220, laura.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 21:41:41 2017 No.9435168 >>9431793 >the nigger of the water family

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 22:38:04 2017 No.9435396 >>9433236 >Baron Spice hell yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 22:44:52 2017 No.9435417 >>9433264 (She's crazy like a fool)

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 23:23:25 2017 No.9435536 >>9433469 Haha and she already ate half! DESU I like chewing on them when I'm done using them in cooking

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 23:44:42 2017 No.9435593 File: 263 KB, 561x1920, 1463935357175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 02:12:56 2017 No.9436008 >>9432838 >This stupid fucking faggot just sits there everyday and gives me that stupid faggot look

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 02:32:08 2017 No.9436039 >>9429772 >>9427217 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 03:43:43 2017 No.9436162 >>9432836 Its really cheap and shitty canned tuna.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 04:14:41 2017 No.9436210 File: 259 KB, 1206x1228, 1500414128794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9433703 I hate niggers. What you gonna do, sweetie?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 04:19:51 2017 No.9436220 >>9435593 Someone explain this to me

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 04:23:33 2017 No.9436229 >>9436220 Recipe called for 2 and 1/4 cups of flour, the dude just filled his 1/4 cup measuring utensil twice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 04:25:41 2017 No.9436232 >>9432388 >>9432393 /ck/'s best detectives on the case

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 04:44:11 2017 No.9436266 >>9436220 he only used half a cup of flour when he should've been using 2 and a 1/4th cups.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 05:59:03 2017 No.9436385 >>9436039 looks to be 4chan.org

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 06:25:55 2017 No.9436438 >>9431777 They tried

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 06:42:45 2017 No.9436478 >>9433227 nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 08:36:10 2017 No.9436704 File: 21 KB, 360x361, nutrition_detective.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9436232 Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 08:53:41 2017 No.9436731 >>9433236 Duke Cola. Hmm...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 09:01:19 2017 No.9436748 >>9433640 No it's not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 10:08:23 2017 No.9436857 >>9434840 >>>/sci/

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 10:14:46 2017 No.9436876 >>9429937 Is this what they make you do when you apply for an American citizenship?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 10:43:29 2017 No.9436944 >>9433236 roll

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 11:14:28 2017 No.9437023 File: 633 KB, 1385x2196, 20170222_125727.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 11:16:45 2017 No.9437031 >>9436944 that's not how that works

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 12:47:26 2017 No.9437356 File: 262 KB, 1022x800, brown-shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 12:48:40 2017 No.9437365 File: 2.16 MB, 2630x1554, diybuns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Probably already in the thread, but this genius deserves a special mention.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 12:50:20 2017 No.9437373 File: 1.66 MB, 4098x3456, how-to-pickle-stuff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The more you know…

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 12:50:39 2017 No.9437375 >>9437356 hmmmmmmmmmm

>>	None !HcVrSRaYco Sun Sep 17 12:52:31 2017 No.9437384 https://youtu.be/emnivGqA2po Lost against capitalism

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 12:52:57 2017 No.9437390 File: 166 KB, 956x687, learningtocook.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 12:56:01 2017 No.9437411 File: 50 KB, 785x466, onion_and_burbon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 12:57:04 2017 No.9437421 File: 61 KB, 1484x542, ck_in_a_nutshell.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 13:03:34 2017 No.9437445 File: 48 KB, 635x777, pickles.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 13:04:38 2017 No.9437448 File: 177 KB, 880x853, jakaget.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 13:04:57 2017 No.9437450 >>9437356 WTF is THAT?

Anonymous Sun Sep 17 13:09:11 2017 No.9437459

>>9437373
Not a lacto ferment.
What she's described is specifically a yeast ferment. Lacto fermentation requires lactobacillius cultures. Any chick who has a lacto culture in her cunt would smell like bad cheese every time she opened her legs.

Most women maintain a high enough standard of hygiene that they can't actually make cooch fermentation happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 13:09:22 2017 No.9437461 >>9434791 >grocery store >hosting an open mic im dying

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 13:27:45 2017 No.9437527 File: 36 KB, 476x317, IMG_20160626_025542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9433974 >Statue of Library >Library

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 13:39:30 2017 No.9437573 >>9437450 I don't know. I'm just an obsessed European, and I found this humourous, since it fullfills all the cliches.

Anonymous Sun Sep 17 13:39:50 2017 No.9437580
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>>9437356
>Natural! Fresh roasted peanut """"""""flavor"""""""""
>It's an actual substance named "natural roasted peanut flavor"
>CALORIE FREE!
>"contains trace calories"
>trace calories
Fucking america.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 13:41:14 2017 No.9437584 >>9437580 OBSESSED

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 13:43:04 2017 No.9437593 >>9437584 OBSESSED

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 13:45:45 2017 No.9437599 File: 46 KB, 384x384, exorcism-pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There is only one thing that helps against obsessions: An exorcism.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 14:07:02 2017 No.9437658 File: 875 KB, 1200x1600, 1505654574633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9433236 >Prince Strong

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 14:14:00 2017 No.9437682 File: 1.03 MB, 1440x1680, scared.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9433724 >someone on 4chan is allowed to show his "electric pickle," around children

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 14:30:31 2017 No.9437740 >>9433805 holy kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 14:34:52 2017 No.9437755 >>9430658 wsgy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 14:35:06 2017 No.9437757 >>9436220 The guy read "2 1/4 cup" as "2 * 1/4 cup".

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 15:13:52 2017 No.9437883 >>9431437 Holly shit! Where the fuck do you people come from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 15:15:38 2017 No.9437889 >>9427413 This is Viz top tips.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 15:23:08 2017 No.9437915 File: 721 KB, 960x640, 1459785721100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9437755 hello yes, I did start this thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 15:24:09 2017 No.9437918 >>9431777 Imagine the glee on the children's faces when it British food day!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 15:27:23 2017 No.9437925 File: 85 KB, 454x513, white people food.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9437918 >british food day

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 15:37:41 2017 No.9437954 >>9433236 >Master Spirit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 15:40:19 2017 No.9437960 >>9433236 >Master Perfect Seems a bit redundant...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 16:05:12 2017 No.9438036 >>9433703 >Saying laughing at White people not understand Hispanic food is racist I bet you commonly break this rule but when someone say anything about whites u quote it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 16:13:25 2017 No.9438069 >>9438036 >implying that ingredient is exclusive to "hispanic" food Racist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 16:15:22 2017 No.9438078 >>9433469 p sure they said this was the bay leaf they use in their rice

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 16:17:50 2017 No.9438086 >>9429729 >toiler paper

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 16:19:01 2017 No.9438090 >>9429740 I want a cat just like that. What race is it? Look like it can either be a Turkish Angora or a Maine Coon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 16:24:28 2017 No.9438107 >>9437925 It's not that bad actually, better than nothing and can be made for cheap. Not everything needs to be covered in bacon anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 16:26:45 2017 No.9438112 File: 43 KB, 500x375, british_food.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9437918 Fish heads cake, what every kid likes the most!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 16:33:26 2017 No.9438139 >>9438069 I'm not just that bitch found it in “Hispanic" (if you could even call Chipotle that) food

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 16:34:39 2017 No.9438147 >>9438112 Thats not British it's Scottish

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 16:36:29 2017 No.9438156 File: 795 KB, 900x1273, pls help.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9434637

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 16:40:35 2017 No.9438170 >>9438107 It's fucking plain bread. Yes it's that bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 16:49:30 2017 No.9438214 >>9434840 >reddit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 16:52:15 2017 No.9438227 >>9438147 No it's Cornish

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 16:58:22 2017 No.9438267 >>9438227 You will never hear anyone say this on 4chan But yeah it appears you are correct and I was wrong I just assumed it was Scottish cos iv only seen it here and never in England

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 17:55:24 2017 No.9438473 >>9438170 No, it's made with butter, salz and pepper.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 18:42:56 2017 No.9438631 >>9437580 England has the same laws regarding the sale of low calorie foods as "zero calorie". the soda tab and the sweetener splenda are primary examples.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 22:19:37 2017 No.9439336 File: 88 KB, 866x1024, 1499219332567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9433236 >Doc Radical meme: ascended

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 22:52:43 2017 No.9439478 >>9432353 I've done this. Didn't even feel sick after.

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