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>>9427080cheese for me
>>9427941But potatoes rice beans and fruits actually make you more hungry in a shorter time frame. The stomach doesn't have to literally be full to feel full. Fats keep you much fuller for much longer than vegan carbohydrates.
>>9427975of course its baseless vegan propaganda. You cannot believe the shit they put in these images
>>9427941Is bone hurting juice alcohol? I know my knees hurt. Must be it.
>>9427342Those are cherries
>>9427941>500 caloriesNigga we trying to get swole. I drink 500 kcal to accompany opost workout meal
>>9427099this dumb bitch and her cuck boyfriend don't deserve that soggy pile of shit anyway. Great pic
>>9428116I thought it was a trap cuz moustache lip.
>>9428039Nah, alcohol usually affects the brain more. For example see >>9428039
>>9429415I think it's "The Simpsons".
>>9429415Rick and morty
>>9427217to the folder you go
>>9427413this person has transcendental thinking
>>9429773really stretches my sarcophagus
>>9429740Hahahaha I remember this.
>>9429725Lost at the Crispy Prince Albert
>>9429729That was called lunch when i was a kid
>>9429760Don't do this is makes mustard gas
>>9430099is this meme from 2008 when 'hipsters are hipsters' was a funny joke
>>9430020if they think nitroglycerin makes banana cookies they deserve to get mustard gassed
>>9428061wouldn't you be angry if you got DISGUSTING bing cherries instead of GOD TIER cherry tomatoes?you know the old saying: boil 'em, roast 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew. TOMATOES!i mean, whom'st've us hasn't been pissed off by accidentally getting a fruit instead of tomatoes? if you can't comprehend that, neck yourself, mate.
Anyone have that screencap of the guy going on a rant about how nobody actually likes dark chocolate? It triggers the fuck out of my buddy but I can't ever find it
>>9427132>Candy that is green
>>9430209I kinda giggled at this
>>9429937why do i find this weirdly hot?
>>9431329You are a heterosexual maleI'm sorry there is no cure
>>9429484you're not very clever are you.
>>9430020It doesn't make mustard gas you retard. Do you know what nitroglycerin is?
>>9431437It's a joke hombre, calm down.
>>9431437don't be dumb pls
>>9431492>Please do not throw trash here
>>9429760Don't do this it makes mustard gas
Anyone got one with the guy that got drunk and tried to make caramel by cooking a can of evaporated milk on the stovetop?
>>9431759Keksimus maximusThis is unimaginable
>>9431887Nevermind, found it.
>>9431759"Holy Jesus.""What is is that?""What the FUCK IS THAT?"*WHAT IS IT PRIVATE PYLE?""Sir, it's a jelly donut."
>>9430715I was wondering when someone would make this.>>9431857Nice electrodes.
>>9429459>That faggot trying to derail a good argument with his fucking sharksNever be that guy, /ck/.
Cooking with hoarders:https://youtu.be/rdnQ0nO3AcY
>>9432140Mother of god.
>>9431857Mr. Wizard would be proud....
>>9432140oh god this takes me back
>>9432140omg i couldnt stop laughing at the end
>>9427068>>9427413Is this copied from a viz comic?
>>9431784Bukkake isn't a sexual word when it cums to food
>>9430745Well, that was one of the most pointless rants I have ever seen.
>>9431404Those are cherries.
>>9431404that's a gecko tho
>>9432379oh weird did it originate with food then? kinda like cream pie?
>>9431437Yeah. It's a component of mustard gas.
>>9431437Do you really think medical nitro is explosive?
>>9431857I remember that episode
>>9432410it just means "splashed".
>>9432410It means splash
>>9432487>>9432490To quote Oxford dictionary:>Origin>Japanese, literally ‘act of splashing’, also the name of a noodle dish.
>>9431766This guy has life figured out.
>>9430167What happend to that furfag anyway?
Does anyone have the Chicken cooked in a water melon?
>>9429740This is not funny at all. Maybe she was preparing a delicious, hot meal for her hard-working husband who was just returning home after a long shift, and then BAM! she dropped everything. That shit is pretty depressing.
>>9431769Pictures like this make me wish I lived in the big city.
>>9432677I do not, but have chicken noodle soup being cooked in a watermelon in lieu.
>>9429391Is this fake? Like at 6' 250 is obease but it certianly isn't that crazy overweight were you can't walk around a store.
>>9429838I'll never get over the dead mouse carcass on the hot dogs and the mayo tapeworm.
>>9431763>IF YOU USE PRE GRATED YOUR BULLY WAS RIGHT
>>9427413>eating a much smaller piece of extra mature cheeseHonestly excellent advice. You use less cheese yet get a greater degree of flavour. Economical and healthy.
>>9432737He didn't say he was 250 lbs, he said 250 lbs overweight. So he's probably around 350 - 400 lbs
>Anon does a cookalong thread
>>9431899Imagine letting alcohol control your life like this. If the kitchen caught on fire, this idiot would've suffocated and burned with nary a care.
>>9429749The person who made this was tripping on acid hard. I can see how this totally makes sense.
>>9431763This had to have been bait. Not because of the obvious autism (God knows there's no shortage of than on this site), but why would he taunt his brother's kid like that unless he wanted to be an asshole?
>>9432015How does this happen?
>>9432741>dead mouse carcassSo that's what that is. I thought it was some canned fish or something.
>>9431857>>9431866>>9431870>Somewhere out there is a guy keeping literal stale memes on display, just rotting away in a corner of his house
>>9428039>bone hurting juiceI'm not big in chemistry, but I suppose lactic acid would be an alcohol since it ends with a hydroxyl group
>>9432771I laughed way too long at this.
hey /ck/ I made this and thought you might like it
>>9432860I don't get it
>>9432891It's the sun god Ra and he is sad because he has bad ramen so he feels ra man. Or something. I don't know, who cares.
>>9432900Oh ok that's kind of clever, you should have that as the filename then
>>9432721Or more likely she tried cooking for the first time in a long time because she remembered hating it. She was struggling to do basic things because she was retarded, and then she dropped a spoon or something mild. This caused her to say "fuck it", throw a tantrum and throw everything on the floor because cooking is too hard and she can't adult today.
>>9432912here ya go
>>9432140He still uploads videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPAofDfrW10
>>9432921unreadable. add spaces dumbass
>>9433236>Mister CleanI don't think you should be drinking that stuff....
>>9432838there was a small problem with the hall of fame and i think a possum ate half of it
>>9433236daddy cooli'm okay with this!
>>9431759I can hear it now: 'killll me...'
>>9433260Now you have a reason to rebuild it.
>>9433280This is all that is left. I feed the possum the fruit and cheese platter and i guess he came back for the rest of it.
>>9429937is she single?
>>9432460Does he really think that microwaving explosive nitroglycerine will cause it to detonate?
>>9432831over-cooking and under-stirring
>>9432838Most of these memes are new to me. THatk you everyone for sharing a bit of /ck/ history with this newfag.
>>9433236>Daddy StrongThat's actually what my sub calls me.
>>9433477>Sea Bass>Hold the chiliUGH. Plebs.
>>9433236>daddy tastethis brings back unpleasant memories
>>9431781i bought this the other day. >it tastes badnow you know
>>9433477I bet the one guy who ordered the medium well got tons of ribbing and felt like a special foodie snowflake among his friends
>>9433236>Uncle PeeperWhy is this can of soda so insistent that I shower with the door open?
>>9433560>uncle pappyDangit cletus.
>>9431857So this is what they mean when they say a picture is worth a thousand words
>>9429740Looks to me as though this fatty boombatty, chunky monkey wobbleslob, blubbernaut porkplanet fat-fetishist has had enough dinner anyway. Serves the cunt right, probably tripped over one of her chins.
>>9433236dr pepper is a knock off of mr.pibb retard
>>9432920Who hurt you?
>>9427413the rhubarb one was the one that got me. fucking rhubarb is celery as a fruitis rhubarb a fruit tho?
>>9433669Rhubarb is a mineral.
>>9433469Haha white people
>>9433695>Global rule 3>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: [...] racism
>>9433672are you trolling me right now? how is a stalk of rhubarb itself only a mineral? its fruit like if anything
>>9433633once you pay your taxes you can get back to insulting fat birds, Jimmy.
>>9433708if rhubarb is a fruit, so too is your father.
>>9433362>dumb whore demeaning herself on camera by deep throating a full stick of butter to impress three people in the room for five minutesWhat do you think?
>>9431857I let 230V run through wienerwurst during my physics lessons to show my students the dangers of electricity.The sausage shouldn't burst in flames, but start to glow orange at one end while starting to get cooked (and charred). The orange glow is caused by the sodium in it. The effect is even more spectacular with pickles:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNeMeniYWYMy students love that shit - except for the smell afterwards.
>>9433711rhubarb is considered a fruit culinarily, though not botanically
Who here likes cats
>>9433477>how to spot a black diversity hire taking his family out to dinnerComped food? CheckBurnt expensive food? CheckTyrone's white girlfriend getting fish? Check
>>9433735>not botanicallythis is what I was getting at, with a somewhat flawed argument, since anons father dies seem to like dicks, for that is the only explanation he turned out so faggy.
>>9433695It's literally a bay leaf you stupid cunt. Chick isn't in the wrong for expecting Paco to take a leathery bay leaf out of her food while preparing it.
>>9433723Is something bothering you?
>>9430127No that's just how most millennials are nowadays
>>9433763t. time warp shut-in who thinks it's 2008
>>9427408>But baking soda is acidic.
>>9432353this is one of the best scenes in all of the simpsons
This is too muchhttps://youtu.be/XNJMQz2ggK8
>>9433822>throwing away fooddegenerate
>>9433805This is better
>>9431766You know it's real when it's stranger than fiction ever could be.
>>9431781They should replace the Statue of Library with one of these so every one knows they're getting into
>>9433968Dr Perfect here.It'll do I suppose.
>>9433236>tfw Prince Perfect
>>9432872>doesn't title his files>wonders where it goes in a month
>>9429749my favorite is the "u-pick pond kings"I've seen it a hundred times, and I still have a hearty laugh every time.
>>9429954What the hell is this
>>9434098Looks like Secretary of State Rex Tillerson on a grocery run
>>9429749Big fan of Night Loaf. Anyone who hasn't tried it is a colossal faggot.
>>9429725Subway employee, made my fucking life with the clean up sandwich
>>9433236>Sir FIzzOkay>>9433232Also fuck your square Perky should be CN, Bob LE and Extreme CE
>>9433236>Senator HitNot bad
>>9429725When I worked at McDonalds as a kid we actually made Chicken Mcflurry, it was tolerable. We made everything into a McFlurry when we were bored.
>>9433236Doc PeeperWow that was better then id thought it to be
>>9428132Nope. Dirty bitch with hormone imbalance.
>>9429805A punch to the sarcophagus is the best defense against sexual assault.
>>9429749Tfw no chicken silk
>>9433633hilarious!! you're a riot!
>>9433236>Lord PopperBow down bitches
>>9434562>null setUmm sweetie that's ontologically wrong.
>>9430099Waaaaah, baby wants a Zima
>>9431793ay lmao someone screenshot the thread. I was the water guy. so proud
>>9433633For what purpose?
>>9434791My sides are like this guy's oreos.Gone.
>>9431793>the nigger of the water family
>>9433236>Baron Spicehell yeah.
>>9433264(She's crazy like a fool)
>>9433469Haha and she already ate half! DESU I like chewing on them when I'm done using them in cooking
>>9432838>This stupid fucking faggot just sits there everyday and gives me that stupid faggot look
>>9432836Its really cheap and shitty canned tuna.
>>9433703I hate niggers. What you gonna do, sweetie?
>>9435593Someone explain this to me
>>9436220Recipe called for 2 and 1/4 cups of flour, the dude just filled his 1/4 cup measuring utensil twice.
>>9432388>>9432393/ck/'s best detectives on the case
>>9436220he only used half a cup of flour when he should've been using 2 and a 1/4th cups.
>>9436039looks to be 4chan.org
>>9433236Duke Cola. Hmm...
>>9433640No it's not.
>>9429937Is this what they make you do when you apply for an American citizenship?
>>9436944that's not how that works
Probably already in the thread, but this genius deserves a special mention.
The more you know…
https://youtu.be/emnivGqA2poLost against capitalism
>>9437356WTF is THAT?
>>9437373Not a lacto ferment. What she's described is specifically a yeast ferment. Lacto fermentation requires lactobacillius cultures. Any chick who has a lacto culture in her cunt would smell like bad cheese every time she opened her legs.Most women maintain a high enough standard of hygiene that they can't actually make cooch fermentation happen.
>>9434791>grocery store>hosting an open micim dying
>>9433974>Statue of Library>Library
>>9437450I don't know. I'm just an obsessed European, and I found this humourous, since it fullfills all the cliches.
>>9437356>Natural! Fresh roasted peanut """"""""flavor""""""""">It's an actual substance named "natural roasted peanut flavor">CALORIE FREE!>"contains trace calories">trace caloriesFucking america.
There is only one thing that helps against obsessions: An exorcism.
>>9433724>someone on 4chan is allowed to show his "electric pickle," around children
>>9436220The guy read "2 1/4 cup" as "2 * 1/4 cup".
>>9431437Holly shit! Where the fuck do you people come from?
>>9427413This is Viz top tips.
>>9437755helloyes, I did start this thread
>>9431777Imagine the glee on the children's faces when it British food day!
>>9437918>british food day
>>9433236>Master PerfectSeems a bit redundant...
>>9433703>Saying laughing at White people not understand Hispanic food is racistI bet you commonly break this rule but when someone say anything about whites u quote it
>>9438036>implying that ingredient is exclusive to "hispanic" foodRacist.
>>9433469p sure they said this was the bay leaf they use in their rice
>>9429740I want a cat just like that.What race is it? Look like it can either be a Turkish Angora or a Maine Coon.
>>9437925It's not that bad actually, better than nothing and can be made for cheap.Not everything needs to be covered in bacon anon
>>9437918Fish heads cake, what every kid likes the most!
>>9438069I'm not just that bitch found it in “Hispanic" (if you could even call Chipotle that) food
>>9438112Thats not British it's Scottish
>>9438107It's fucking plain bread. Yes it's that bad.
>>9438147No it's Cornish
>>9438227You will never hear anyone say this on 4chan But yeah it appears you are correct and I was wrong I just assumed it was Scottish cos iv only seen it here and never in England
>>9438170No, it's made with butter, salz and pepper.
>>9437580England has the same laws regarding the sale of low calorie foods as "zero calorie". the soda tab and the sweetener splenda are primary examples.
>>9433236>Doc Radicalmeme: ascended
>>9432353I've done this. Didn't even feel sick after.