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9421651 No.9421651 [Reply] [Original]

>"it's like crack"

>> No.9421661

Clearly you've never tried crack.

>> No.9421670
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9421670

>it sticks to your ribs!

>> No.9421677

>>9421651
i love when people say it's "like crack" who have obviously never tried crack

use something from your world

>> No.9421682

I smoked crack once, it was so fucking good I literally came in my fucking pants when I took my first hit. It's better than sex. It's better than...Well, a whole lot of shit.

>> No.9421688

>>9421677
yeah, just like people who say "taste's like shit".

>> No.9421690
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9421690

>it's worse than crack

>> No.9421702

> This is going straight to my thighs! Tee hee!

>> No.9421714
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>>9421702
a-are you trying to make me horny, anon

>> No.9421723

>>9421688
To be fair "tastes like shit" isn't the same thing as fatties implying their lack of self control is the same thing as an actual addiction

>> No.9421732
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9421732

>greek style

>> No.9422068

I had a boss who used to call everything "_______ from hell"

>this restaurant has cheesecake from hell
>I make chicken salad from hell
>margaritas from hell

She was fat as hell

>> No.9422071

>>9421677
funny joke, Ryan from The Office

>> No.9422074

>>9422068
What does it even mean when you say "x from hell?". I'm guessing the food was bad?

>> No.9422076
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9422076

its like _______ on steroids

>> No.9422100
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>>9422074
That's what I thought at first. And for a time I thought she was telling me the name of the item on a restaurant menu, like a "death by chocolate" sort of thing. But no, apparently it means something so irresistible and indulgent that it must be made by the devil himself. Fucking stupid

>> No.9422369

>>9421682
>It's better than sex.

use something from your world

>> No.9422382

>>9422076
>He killed it alright
He dead. Hahahahaha

>> No.9422416

>>9421688
If you have ever smelled shit, you have tasted it unknowingly. This is why you can say something tastes like shit.

>> No.9422506

>>9422369
Made me exhale forcefully 7/10

>> No.9422556

>>9422416
Actually shit tastes kinda sweet and earthy, not at all how it smells. Step up your autism game to shit eating levels

>> No.9422563
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>>9422506
>a love letter to [name of country] cuisine

>> No.9422571

>>9422556
yeah, it is rather sweet now that i recall. i was surprised by that.

>> No.9422708

"It's ok. It's diet/low fat"
I'm a vegetarian

>> No.9422720

>>9422071
Busted nigga

>> No.9423121
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9423121

>I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at it!

>> No.9423150

>>9422100
That's wrong, it's a bad thing

>> No.9423182
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>>9421651
>It's like candy
>It melts in your mouth
>It falls off the bone

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>>9423121
>I can taste the diabetes!

>> No.9423219

>>9423150
I guess she was using "from hell" wrong then because she only used it for things she particularly enjoyed

>> No.9423240
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9423240

>it's so hot it's making me trip

>> No.9423561

>>9423182
Sometimes it does melt in your mouth or fall off the bone easily

>> No.9423577

>being this salty

>> No.9423593
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9423593

sup

>> No.9423601
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9423601

>"it's like crack, you gotta try it"
>try it
>it's good

???

>> No.9423621

>>9421677
It's like traps and getting drunk

>> No.9423626

>>9422416
>If you have ever smelled shit, you have tasted it unknowingly

And if you've ever seen a crackhead you would know that shit must be good because they're always trying to get more

>> No.9423627

> its my kryptonite

>> No.9423741

>it's like x on steroids

>> No.9423758
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9423758

>when someone says the mcchicken isn't the best fast food sandwich, for them personally

>> No.9423774

>>9423219
Perhaps she was a satanist?

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>>9423774
perhaps ur gay lmao fuckin roasted

>> No.9423796

>woman writes a recipe
>types out her entire life story with a brief annotation for the actual recipe at the end

>> No.9423811

>once you pop you can't stop

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>>9423774
She was just a morbidly obese woman who wanted to blame her weight problems on the devil creating foods no mortal could resist

>> No.9423858

>>9423796
>hubby loves it!
>the kids go back for seconds!
I wish I could live the blissfully simple life of a facebook normie housewife

>> No.9423865

>>9422556
>>9422571
>be American
>eat so much sugar that even your shit tastes sweet
,':^y

>> No.9423868

>these __________ are the bomb

>> No.9423871

>>9423868
>tfw "the bomb" has been replaced by "based"

>> No.9423875
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9423875

>like OMG it's like an orgasm in your mouth!

>> No.9423892

>a moment on the lips, forever on the hips

>> No.9424114

>i can eat like a whole bag of these in one sitting

>> No.9424191

>>9423182
these are things that can actually describe though
>sweetness
>texture
>tenderness
everything else in this thread is just other ways of saying
>dats breddy good!!1!

>> No.9424436
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9424436

>*noms*
>nummy :3

>> No.9424473

>yummy
>stinky
two worst fucking words in the english language

>> No.9424483
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>>9424473
Why does the word "yummy" makes me so angry?

>> No.9424618

>>9422416
Some cheese and tofu smell awful but taste great

>> No.9424625

>the ____ works against the _____

>> No.9424629
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9424629

>"Man those look dangerous!"

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>>9424483
>>9424473

I'd wager, that those words make you so angry, because you are in a stage in your life, where you have just developed out of childishness. You are trying to appear mature and serious, casting off everything that remains of childhood and adolescence. Thus, you think playful "baby" words are below you.

Have a funny picture of the /ck/ man, so you do not feel so grumpy anymore.

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9424684

>Wow these are so bad for you I love them

>> No.9424741
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9424741

>It has a very interesting mouthfeel.

>> No.9424896

>>9424741
Where do people say this?

>> No.9424954

>>9424896
because it feels interesting in their mouth

>> No.9424997

>>9422369
k3kd

>> No.9425021

>people who bitch about the word "moist"

>> No.9425023

>>9424954
like a dick

>> No.9425065 [DELETED] 

>>9423593
>backing soda

heh

>> No.9425088

>>9424896
Wine people say this.

>> No.9425208

>>9425021
It's only because they cant help but conjure images of genitals when they hear it. When did it become such a meme to single out moist? There are way uglier words out there.

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9425791

>cook it low n slow

>> No.9425912
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9425912

>it tastes like heaven

>> No.9425931

>>9421688
>yeah, just like people who say "taste's like shit".
Yeah, just like people who type "tastes like shit" but they made 'tastes' possessive for no fucking reason

>> No.9426099

>>9423219
When my mother likes something, she says it's horrible. Several times. She's fat af tho

>> No.9427512

>>9421651
There's a joke on the office that makes fun of people like you

>> No.9427562

>this is better than sex

>> No.9427821
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9427821

>Careful, the plate is cold

>> No.9427846

>>9427821
that's some strange frosting.

>> No.9427948

>>9421690
>>9423121

kek

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9427980

>if you're lookin you aint cookin

>> No.9427983

flavortown

>> No.9428641

>>9423218
tfw diabetic
this shit pisses me off more than it should.

>> No.9428674

>>9428641
This

As a diabetic, it's not the buzzword of "diabetes" that bugs me, as much as it is when people use it to describe things that don't have as many carbs as they think it has

>> No.9428678

>>9428674
i just hate it when someone eats a piece of candy or cake or something and say "teehee here comes the diabetes"
Other shit that pisses me of is the "oh is that the bad kind?" bitch there's no good kind.
Or the condescending people who think its your fault that you have and say stuff like "oh shouldn't have eaten so much chocolate." when you have type 1.
I'm just a salty mother fucker I guess.
Hope youre taking care of yourself anon.

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9428707

>"ooh im so bad"

>> No.9428747

>this food is good and I like it

>> No.9428756

>>9428747
people who say this just need to die already

>> No.9428911

>>9421651
> it's off the chain

>> No.9429269

>>9428911
is it the second half of the 90s again already?

>> No.9429882

>it's like being a depressed, lonely NEET

>> No.9429884

>>9429269
That would be fine

>> No.9429925

>google recipe
>"now you know in our house we don't eat chicken because me and my hubby try to be more conscious but last week i met sarah at the barbershop when i was getting my perm(it was this place on the 16th that does just AMAZING perms you really have to try it!) and she had this amazing recipe that i just had to try haha :) now i've replaced salt with sugar because you knwo how jimmy gets with his arteries but it still came out really well and the kids really love it :)"

>> No.9429941

>>9423621
the only two things that make life worth living

>> No.9429946

>>9429925
This physically hurt to read

>> No.9429955

is 'like crack' said more about A) red lobster biscuits OR B) that sausage cream cheese rotel dip every 40 year old woman makes at parties?

>> No.9429966

>>9429925
>I replaced the Parmesan with canned Kraft dust and removed the bell peppers... and added another cup of table sugar and put ketchup on top. This was a crowd pleaser!

>> No.9430035

>>9421651
don't say crack, yeah?

>> No.9430048
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>>9429966
Every comment section of every cooking video/web page FUCK WHY

>> No.9430063

>>9424741
Mouthfeel is a real thing you fucking retard.

>> No.9430071

>>9422068

Richard Lewis came up with that expression

>> No.9430160

>>9421651
>see those brown bits at the bottom of the pan?

>> No.9430169

>>9421702
>Well, it might have some company!

>mfw got slapped in a restaurant for drunkenly saying this to female friend

>> No.9430185

>>9429925
>hubby
I absolutely despise this word and everyone who uses it unironically.

>> No.9430234

>This recipe is amazing, five stars! Followed it exactly except I changed half the ingredients and changed the cooking time

>> No.9430282

>>9430071
Thanks for catching that, anon. He'll never get his credit, though ;-;

>> No.9430545

>>9429269
I hear people still say that shit. Mostly shit kickin rednecks.
> actually heard someone in the last two weeks say"wazzup!!!??!!" Like those stupid Budweiser commercials

>> No.9431326

>>9423627
People use this backwards too. Kryptonite is something you avoid.

>> No.9431439
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9431439

>>9421682
>better than sex
Fuck that. I've smoked a lot of crack and sloshed my cosh twixt the flaps of numerous a nubile fornication station. The finest Peruvian crack has nothing on Zozo Kimbibble's. What a bountiful babby bazooka indeed. Hyper-angelic grils > crack > all other components of the universe.

>> No.9431460

>>9423858
>>9423796
very accurate. However, I'd rather face the challenges of real life and simultaneously enjoy my cognitive and creative abilities than live an easy life but be a completely vapid simpleton who's thoughts center on social media and other women.

>> No.9431498

>>9421651
crack >>> food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWCHVnKcuDA

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>>9422076

>> No.9431570

>oh that food makes me so gassy

>> No.9431616

ITT autists reeeeing at normal modes of communication

>> No.9431654

>>9423593
this shit is literally crack

>> No.9431655

>>9430063
It sounds retarded at you look like a douche-nozzle when you say it.

>> No.9431660

>>9423871
no it hasn't you fucktard

>> No.9431715

>>9428678
As another Type 1 I've had really good numbers, my doctors say. Barely had it over a year and I'm already handling shit pretty well.

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>Man I just feel SO GUILTY for eating this!

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>my go-to during a snack attack

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9431743

>Sometimes I just need my num nums

>> No.9431848

>The flavor is so rustic!

Kill yourself

>> No.9431901

>NOM NOM NOM

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>>9431735
>chive watermark

>> No.9432023

>>9431616
Found the middle aged woman

>> No.9432112

>>9424114
I literally do this though
It's why I'm fat as fuck

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>>9431460

>> No.9432211

>>9421688
I've tasted my shit and balls many times by accident as a kid

>> No.9432219
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9432219

>let's dig straight into those bad boys

>> No.9432221

Eat your heart out

>> No.9432227

>>9423858
>tfw ywn be a mommy

>> No.9432289

>>9431439
Shut the fuck up faggot nobody cares about your low key blog posting about how you aren't a virgin

>> No.9432321

>>9432289
Sshhh.

>> No.9432403

>>9432289
Haha obvi virgin lmao

>> No.9432493

>it tastes vile,like 100 pigeons violently defecating in my mouth.

>> No.9432509

>The full English breakfast is a heart attack on a plate

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>i just threw up in my mouth a little

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9434689

>That isn't REAL food.

>> No.9434814

>>9421651
>>9421732
>>9422100
>>9422563
>>9423121
>>9423218
>>9423240
>>9431948
>>9433404
Sup frogbros, aren't frog pictures just like crack?
I literally like them.
It literally makes me happy to see half the pictures in every busy thread on the site are the same character making different faces.
It literally makes me kek like a kekistani lol.
Keep posting epic pepes and I may just reveal my rare OC epic pepe/wojack pic LMAO

>> No.9434935

>>9421688
I've actually tasted shit. I've eaten beef that has the same kinda taste, but that honestly isn't even the top 50 worst foods I've had.